Excuse me, I came from http//www. >>>/normie/ .com" but I don't know how to get back. My device doesn't have a back button. Can one of you young men help me? Btw, your website design unacceptable, I pay $50 for the internet every month, and the least you can do is make it worth it. The whole website looks like my facebook!
I've been clicking on the scren for an hour, and I can't get back to where I was...when I was in college, there was a hotline you could call when your typewriter doesn't work, but those days are gone and now you can't call anyone when something goes wrong. I miss the good old days, and my old phone line, it was so much easy to use than these Apple products.
Are you even listening? You lousy good for nothing millennials can't make anything right, all I see you doing is playing with your iPods every day when you should be busting your behinds to serve me. It's intolerable. I didn't pay my share of social security and buy 4 Mercades to fill my driveway to be given disrespect. I want to speak to your website's manager.
Tell him he had better fix my computer pronto and put a back button, or you'll be getting a letter from my attorney in the mail next week. I've got money and I'm NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. If I don't get a reply within 48 hours, I will sue your company for every penny you're worth.