>>18476
That's a no.
We can't really promise it could work even on Magrathea, since it's just a frontend.
On Wrongthink, maybe.
We understand why you suggest these.
The quantity/hour removal might not be a good idea, because floods happen.

I suggest telling the chipmunks to brace themselves. Save everything they want to have, and archive threads with services such as:
https://web.archive.org/save
https://archive.ph/