07/24/2018 (Tue) 23:23:30
Now, this is a story all about how
My imageboard got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the [500 ERROR]
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my imageboard
I got in one shitpost and my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Endchan'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First thread, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Endchan Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Endchan
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Endchan'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at [500 ERROR]