I hacked the white house and managed to steal a petabyte of data encrypted in porn I dubbed the operation Democratic Watergate v2.
I managed to decipher the democrat.zip file found around the circumcised penises of redtube and extract the following piece of evidence from it :
The JUDE with NEIN PAPIREN are behind the threats because they managed to infiltrate Italy's IT infrastructure and are trying to map out the shit out of their students by having them increase surveillance while they use MKULTRA RF technology while the backdoor is active.