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>You are being wiretapped. There are cameras everywhere.
The government does not give a shit about my phone calls and there are no cameras in my house. They're outside. For me. Because niggers.
>You must give the government your fingerprints and DNA.
I have neither given them my fingerprints or DNA.
>Americans are forbidden from starting a business
No we're not.
>You are told to wear a mask, but masks are illegal.
What the fuck? Yeah, before the epidemic you couldn't walk into a bank with a mask on. Now we can't walk into banks. They're drive-through only.
>Carrying cash is illegal,
No. It's not.
>but depositing less than $10,000 into your own bank account is a crime.
I deposit less than that frequently.
>You must use seatbelts and helmets.
Sure, if you don't want to fly through your windshield at 70mph or crack your head open on a motorcycle.
>You can't smoke.
Yes I can.