Anon 04/01/2022 (Fri) 22:29:50 No.8179 del
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>>8178
>the End ate my joke

I'm going to heavily paraphrase an email my DnD group got from the DM late March/early April, to be corrected the next day with "April fools."

System was DnD 3.5; I was a gnoll sorcerer, we had a fairy rogue, and I don't remember the rest of the races honestly. But fairly standard slash'n'kill group.

4/1/13
From:yourDM
Due to the currently boring nature of our dungeon crawl, I will be moving the party to the national capitol city of New Haven for some intrigue-based role-play. Each of your characters will be provided with a patent of nobility (landed squire) to expand your role-playing options; I will contact you individually with a list of your character's court contacts and acquaintances. Your lordly estates are as follows:

Carr: Forest of Al'durin, 100m²; cottage, stream, forest.
Coll: Seared Plains of Quaal, 25 km²; vineyard, small estate w/20 serfs
CB: Spine-of-the-World mtn, 100m² unexplored.
Carrots: Capitol city church, Acolytes of Pelor, 250m² + Seared plains of Quaal, 40km² of desolate sand
Bridgie: Capitol city mansion, 100m² w/butler + 2 generic servants;
also 40km² of desolate sands also in the seared plains of Quaal.

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