>>8383
In the middle of my house is "the music computer" -- a monitor wall-mounted with one of these:
https://pine64.com/product/pine-h64-model-b-3gb-single-board-computer/
letting me connect to bandcamp or youtube.
Not sure how much you're looking to spend to get a fully working computer, but for a Raspberry Pi competitor, it's surprisingly competent as a home computer running RiscOS or DietPI or something.

Regardless, good luck getting recomputerized; phoneposting is no way to live.