I think I'd ask President Trump for a job, but I'm in South Jersey taking care of my aging parents for a while yet, so I'd probably just give him a high five or a hug or something. Can you imagine, all these sick people riling up hoards of mentally ill/brainwashed zealots, dragging your name through the mud, slings and arrows all the time?
Personally, I'd go scorched earth on their asses, Abe Lincoln style, but I appreciate that for the good of the nation he's gotta be circumspect about it. Seriously though, the restraint he shows when they're calling him a baby, narcissist, low-iq individual, etc, is remarkable.