https://gab.com/BusyDrT/posts/106936163151776171
I don’t know the author, but still want to share:

The donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue."

The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green​."

The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.

As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"​

The lion replied: "If you believe it is true, the grass is blue."​

The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him."

The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence."​