Roberto "chico de muerte" O'Rourke staffanon here.
We've looked into why only one ambulance showed-up to the El Paso shooting, and have determined that more did not show because of assault rifles.
Climate change is real, and every assault rifle puts $5,000 I mean 25,000 tons of carbon directly into trees. Hell yeah we need to stand against life. The world depends on it. Now, who has either a child or $100? Beano needs his next fix, or.... fuck it, a city is going to burn.
Vote for us -- free salsa! Just have to do the right thing and support an extra 10% rate of taxation. But it's okay, because you're getting El Paso salsa!!!
