Anonymous 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:35 Id: 89ea38 No.157657 del
>>157654, >>157655, >>157656
Autism Capital @AutismCapital - How could South Park possibly not satirize this? It writes itself. The internet already did half the job lmao
https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1953697953216180400

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee - DoorDash Now Offering Pickle Jar Opening Service For Single Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/doordash-now-offering-pickle-jar-opening-service-for-single-women
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1953473423658623340

Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu - Watch my interview with Fox News
https://x.com/netanyahu/status/1953729180476092570

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson - This shows how desperate Libs are to find something on JD Vance. This story is incredibly dumb.
Secret Service said they raised the water level without asking @VP, so they could use motor boats in case of an emergency.
You can Kayak in a couple inches of water morons.
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MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
NEWS: JD Vance had the Army Corps of Engineers raise the water level of an Ohio river so he could improve the kayaking conditions for his birthday outing (The Guardian)

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