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02/23/2026 (Mon) 14:09
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>>176319“Hello, Dad,” I said
No answer at the other end.
“This is Jack—your son.”
“You’re no son of mine! I got nothing to discuss with you.”
“What did I do?”
“You gave the salute to Hitler is what you did.”
“Did you stay for the whole picture?”
“I should stay for such a picture? I was never so ashamed in my life. I don’t tell people anymore I’m the father of Jack Benny.”
“But that was only the beginning of the picture. If you had waited you would see that I’m against the Nazis. I’m fighting them. Please go back and see it all the way through.”
So he did. And how he loved that movie now. By his own actual count. Papa saw To Be or Not to Be forty-six times. Imagine."
("Sunday Nights at Seven: The Jack Benny Story", Jack & Joan Benny, 1980)
https://x.com/DannyDrinksWine/status/2024538009941709154derek guy @dieworkwear - not to be too preachy, but if you feel bad for punch the baby monkey in japan, you should consider adopting an animal from your local animal shelter, as lots of animals need love. if you do so, please consider the long term commitment and don't adopt animals as toys
https://x.com/dieworkwear/status/2024646752104828928
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