Post >yfw you will never grumpily moan in the morning about how it's your scheduled bleeding >yfw you will never antagonize everyone at work because your clock has run out and you feel like shit >yfw you will never look at a young besides in public and think anything other than "Awh what a cute kid" or enter an existential crisis about what you want from life >yfw you will never feel threatened by a younger male who threatens to surpass you in a field you pride yourself in >yfw you will never be inherently jealous of people of your sex who are younger than you when you're no longer young >yfw you will never have a child of the opposite sex who is wiser than you are by the time he goes off to college >yfw you will never have to avoid doing anything other than walking through extremely rough areas at night because you "don't feel safe" >yfw you will never have to be paranoid your partner is only using you for sex and doesn't actually care about anything else you have to offer >yfw you will never have to worry people are only complimenting you because they want attention from you because of your sex >yfw you will never have your boss bullshit an explanation about how they don't want a person from the hysterical half of the population to be in the position a younger member of the other half gets >yfw you will never have only one angle to resort to in social situations and can be whatever persona you want, or none at all >yfw you will never instantly be suspected of trying to lure in and double cross somebody when you're so much as trying to make a friend
