I realize spamming childish swear words is not funny to most people but I still do it every day. Mostly when I'm joining a Battlefield server for the first time in the night and I'm excited. That's how I greet everyone. I could never say just "hello" or "hi" in that context. You'd have to point a gun at my head. I also like to talk in cliched Hollywood movie dialogue lines, which is also not amusing to anyone except me, apparently