>>4654
>"one hot nubile college girl a year until I turn forty"
>"I had sex with a woman at Burning Man. She was possessed by Isis, and she told me I was John Galt incarnated to bring the Earth to Ascension. I have to break up with you to follow her. You don't do anything for me."
>"I can't wait to be a hot poly dad at 40, that way I can date someone half my age and have it be legal."
>"I am personally insulted that no one in New York City takes care of themselves enough to be even close to an 8. My fiance and I are 10s, everyone else is slacking and it's gross."
>"It doesn't matter that your feet hurt because nothing matters in the end! Isn't that great?"
>"What is she so upset about? I spend almost 80% of my energy on her when she's in my space. I'm allowed to sext other people when she's asleep."
I wish I was alpha enough to say shit like that and not give a fuck.