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Spartan 06/22/2018 (Fri) 23:09:49 [Preview] No. 284313
Guys after years of looking I've finally tracked down an autistic grill and started talking to her. I'm really fucking excited.


Spartan 06/22/2018 (Fri) 23:14:31 [Preview] No.284315 del
radicalize her into becoming a soldier of sportschan


Spartan 06/22/2018 (Fri) 23:26:05 [Preview] No.284322 del
i bet her clam smells nice


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 00:54:10 [Preview] No.284385 del
>tfw no retarded gf


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 03:27:46 [Preview] No.284454 del
update


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 03:46:55 [Preview] No.284465 del
>>284454
>What's ur sign
IT'S A DEMON
BAIL BAIL BAIL


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 03:48:05 [Preview] No.284466 del
Ask her if Birds are Very IMportant


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 03:48:49 [Preview] No.284468 del
>>284454
>pagan shit
>witchery
time to go to confession, anonson


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 03:54:38 [Preview] No.284469 del
>>284454
say peace sign because you're deep


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 04:39:45 [Preview] No.284482 del
>>284454
is that signal? i didn't know you could do custom backdrops on there fam just rice my shit up


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 04:48:56 [Preview] No.284485 del
>>284454
you fucked it up with the "im very much intrigued..." shit. She now sees you as a "normal" person. You should've said you're fucked up in some similar way. No way anything will happen now


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 05:09:28 [Preview] No.284487 del
>>284313
do you even know what xer looks like?


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 06:11:37 [Preview] No.284497 del
>>284465
what? grills always ask this stupid shit
>>284466
i will tommrow bebe
>>284468
women also ask about astrology their weird like that.
>>284469
this is some badddddddddddddd advice
>>284482
ill do all your computer stuff from now on just leave your ip addresses and ill remote access them bud
>>284485
shits still going good. should i have faked autism from my years of /sp/ use? what made up disability can i claim?
>>284487
yes she has a pretty popular blog which is the only reason i wont share her pics here one of you would find her pretty fast.


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 07:10:04 [Preview] No.284506 del
>>284497
55.555.555.555


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 13:20:52 [Preview] No.284538 del
>>284497
You should claim to have agoraphobia. The stay home and fuck disease.


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 20:37:49 [Preview] No.284826 del
>>284497
> i wont share her pics here
you truly disappoint me


Spartan 06/23/2018 (Sat) 20:53:12 [Preview] No.284835 del


Spartan 06/24/2018 (Sun) 07:17:09 [Preview] No.285074 del
>>284506
hacked your computer earlier the fbi is on its way buddy. thank you for your cooperation.
>>284538
ill try and work that angle tommorow so far so good. i mean what were the odds of meeting a thicc girl with actual autism?
>>284826
i would if she didnt have such a big easy to find online prescence.
>>284835
im only mildly autistic so me and her were made for each other


Spartan 06/24/2018 (Sun) 07:19:38 [Preview] No.285078 del
>>285074
at some point you're going to have to reveal her identity or I will come and find you


Spartan 06/24/2018 (Sun) 09:27:06 [Preview] No.285094 del
>>285074
dude your realize actual aspies are a fuckin retarded pain the ass right?


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:20:42 [Preview] No.285412 del
>>285078
im trying to figure out a way to do it without you niggas finding her.
>>285094
she really is. but im gonna fuck her a few times then never talk to her again.


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:29:32 [Preview] No.285413 del
>>285412
noooo
innocence is literally the only thing going for her dont ruin that too
tell us how she is an annoying autist tho


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:36:40 [Preview] No.285415 del
>>285413
lemme grab a few of them. she makes essay length posts about things shes doing. ill grab some more in a few but heres an example. its like shes annoying but i find it kinda endearing at the same time.


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:39:01 [Preview] No.285416 del
>>285415
lmao, she's sweet. def autistic. but that hits right in the feels because i asked my coon the same thing to hang in there until i was out of the service and he's still hanging. old guy is 15 right now


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:39:56 [Preview] No.285417 del
>>285415
>>285416
ok she's gained my sympathy after the coon message since i know i'll be going through that soon. don't be mean to her she's a gud gril


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:42:11 [Preview] No.285418 del
also post more messages


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:46:09 [Preview] No.285419 del
>>285418
this and pics or it's your ass


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 01:56:49 [Preview] No.285421 del
>>285419
y u wanna see pics of hiss ass tho?


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:03:11 [Preview] No.285422 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GfCqnHgXwBo [Embed]


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:14:38 [Preview] No.285424 del
>>285415
>grab some more in a few
>literally been multiple minutes now and i still have no update
i hate you


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:20:28 [Preview] No.285426 del
>>285424
im working on it shes actively messaging me too so trying to keep up with that too buddy


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:23:52 [Preview] No.285427 del
you know reading these im starting to find her more and more likable


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:24:31 [Preview] No.285428 del
>>285426
ok i was alright with you saying hun once but now that i've seen it three seperate times i want to hang you from a lamppost
also pls do mean things to her she sounds so sweet


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:24:53 [Preview] No.285429 del
>>285428
fuck
*dont do mean things to her


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:48:15 [Preview] No.285431 del
>>285426
>chicken nuggets


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:48:31 [Preview] No.285433 del
>>285426
describe what she looks like


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 02:53:23 [Preview] No.285434 del
>>285433
shes short five foot 2 or so. not skinny, but not quite to chubby, borderline thicc to chubby honestly. big boobs, curly brown hair, big hips, round bunda, wears glasses, dresses in hoddies and jeans. not exactly sure what her ethnic background is at all


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 03:07:17 [Preview] No.285440 del
>>285434
does that mean mystery meat?


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 03:08:19 [Preview] No.285441 del
>>285440
yup. shes really pale tho cant be a nigger which is the only thing i care about.


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 03:36:22 [Preview] No.285445 del
this seems way to easy to seduce a qt autistic grill....did you send her pics or is this all a result of you finessing her via chat?


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 04:08:38 [Preview] No.285448 del
>>285445
lmao it's probly the manlet, he probly sent her some misleading pics and the moment they meet in person she'll probly point her finger down at him and laugh


Spartan 06/25/2018 (Mon) 23:28:40 [Preview] No.285697 del
>>285448
im not the manlet things are going rediculously well with her. even though i am like nearly old enough to be her actual father.
>>285445
ive exchanged pics with her. im not super pretty but apparently she likes creepy older men. it has been really easy, she wants affection deeply. this is kinda too good to be true.

tbh, autist or no Im gonna give her a legit chance shes very likable. all women are obnoxious anyways.


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 00:40:25 [Preview] No.285782 del
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>>285697
>mcq he goes on the first date and a fire truck siren makes her lose her shit


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 00:44:56 [Preview] No.285792 del
>>285697
good i would have been mad if you did something bad to her, she seems so innocent


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 00:49:55 [Preview] No.285797 del
>>285792
fuck that I want him to rip her stuffed animals


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 00:52:41 [Preview] No.285798 del


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 01:23:04 [Preview] No.285812 del
>>285697
>being old
SHE BELONGS TO MY GENERATION MR HOSPICE. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO DIE


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 02:36:58 [Preview] No.285841 del
DID YOU ASK HER ABOUT BIRDS YET??


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 02:37:54 [Preview] No.285842 del
>>285841
nah, birds are not that important


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 02:49:49 [Preview] No.285847 del
>>285842
Not twoo at all


Spartan 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:03:28 [Preview] No.286029 del
>>285812
You teenfags will be forever cucked and btfo by the superior hospice race
NOW AND FOREVER
YOUR GRILLS OUR ARES


Spartan 06/27/2018 (Wed) 01:40:55 [Preview] No.286323 del
>>286029
>our ares
your senility is showing. hand the autistic qt over before someone gets hurt


Spartan 07/03/2018 (Tue) 18:56:38 [Preview] No.287658 del
i demand an update


Spartan 07/04/2018 (Wed) 01:55:24 [Preview] No.287756 del
>>287658
this
we require chubby autist bobs NOW


Spartan 07/05/2018 (Thu) 02:32:36 [Preview] No.288118 del
UPDATE


Spartan 07/05/2018 (Thu) 08:29:20 [Preview] No.288197 del


Spartan 07/05/2018 (Thu) 17:14:15 [Preview] No.288258 del
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE YOU HOSPICE FUCK


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 03:40:44 [Preview] No.288391 del
>>288258
went on first date it went good honestly. so far so good. going to her place on saturday. think i might get to sample that autistic pussy soon. jelly?


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 03:47:05 [Preview] No.288395 del


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 03:48:47 [Preview] No.288397 del
>>288391
what's she like in person? dont do bad things to her-- if you're this hospice and still looking for love you need to start taking this seriously. dont just try to plough that retard pussy


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 03:49:20 [Preview] No.288398 del
>>288391
also why the fuck did it take you several days to respond to me you old nigger fuck


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 03:50:28 [Preview] No.288399 del
>>288391
what happens when autism breeds with autism?


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 03:52:24 [Preview] No.288400 del
>>288399
ultimate mil


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:08:18 [Preview] No.288406 del
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Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:09:43 [Preview] No.288409 del
>>288397
>dont do bad things to her-
don't listen to this guy
make her your retarded fuckpuppet


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:13:26 [Preview] No.288410 del
>>288409
just get her to post on /sp/


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:20:54 [Preview] No.288414 del
>>288410
this too


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:40:49 [Preview] No.288419 del
>>288391
Do you actually like her or do you see her as just somebody to get a few free fucks off of? I hope it's the former, because if you leave a broken heart in your wake you have no idea how badly that can go down. I've seen it happen before.


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:43:28 [Preview] No.288421 del
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>>288419
>all this simpin


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:47:48 [Preview] No.288423 del
>>288397
Shes demure, shy, and very feminine dainty about things. But when she gets into something its like this wave of excitement, lots of laughter and extreme intrest. its p. cool.
>>288398
i went out yesterday the day before i fell asleep early
>>288399
theres only one real way to answer this question and thats by trying it.
>>288409
tempting honestly
>>288410
if i could get her into sports she'd be so into them she'd probably sit around making charts and analyzing teams against each other. would be intresting.
>>288419
at first i was gonna just smash. but at this point i genuienly like her. i mean she is definetly real life autistic tho. she has a journal she carries around writting about everything in. but i find that oddly endearing.


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:48:11 [Preview] No.288424 del
>>288395
forgot to respond to this one the most important post. thnx anon.


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:53:43 [Preview] No.288427 del
>>288423
good don't be a fag, i want you to be happy this could be your ticket. something to always keep in mind is that she is an aspie. there will come a time where she doesn't understand/perceive something that will probly piss you off so you need to be ready for that too

when will you post a pic of her


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:54:43 [Preview] No.288428 del


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 04:55:30 [Preview] No.288429 del
>>288428
say that one more time ill rape you bitch


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 05:10:57 [Preview] No.288444 del
>>288429
just rape him anyways
don't put conditions around it pussy


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 05:22:14 [Preview] No.288454 del
>>288427
This. Remember if she is an Autistist of a even higher level she may not get some basic social cues and have trouble understanding things. Could get you into trouble if you don't play carefully.


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 05:54:05 [Preview] No.288476 del
>>288444
i was just stalling him while i backtraced his IP.
its over.
his anal xirginity will be mind.


Spartan 07/06/2018 (Fri) 07:10:06 [Preview] No.288498 del
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Spartan 07/08/2018 (Sun) 17:48:11 [Preview] No.289628 del
Saturday was yesterday, so give an update


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 01:33:36 [Preview] No.289779 del
>>289628
bump
update
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 01:38:14 [Preview] No.289784 del
>>289779
i just got here. my shoes hurt i wish i was at home browsing /sp/. OKAY MOTHER FUCKER ITS TIME. so date two, it went really well, shes still sweet she's still awesome. I didn run into her being confused by numerous things, but after a little explaining she grabbed onto it. She didn't understand frozen yougurt at first. And I had to tell her to stop touching my face while I was driving. We fooled around, could've smashed but didn't yet. Really like her. Her apartment is really bare bones tho besides all the stuffed animals. shes very childlike, and strange. But she has all this trust placed in me now..... think this is just gonna be my relationship now. Its not bad.


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 01:44:00 [Preview] No.289792 del
>>289784
i wish you happiness fwend


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 01:46:33 [Preview] No.289796 del
>>289784
>And I had to tell her to stop touching my face while I was driving.
wew autism
>We fooled around, could've smashed but didn't yet
smart choice. i remember reading something a while ago building a long term relationship and putting off sex but i couldn't remember what the argument was for the life of me

anyway just be prepared when the inevitable emotion/perception mismatch comes along. if you post here you're probly autistic yourself so maybe it will never come up. best of luck budy


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 02:15:16 [Preview] No.289816 del
>>289796
idk what you're referring to, but I expect there's a bunch of valid arguments to support that theory. in my experience, women quickly fuck guys they don't want relationships with and don't quickly fuck guys they do want relationships with. if a gril comes with you after clubbing, it usually means they think you're attractive and retarded at the same time. if they kind of put you off and refuse to come with you, but give you their phone number, they're actually taking you seriously. as always, women find a way to make relatively simple communication completely incomprehensible and counter-intuitive. It goes without saying that they also find a way to insult you in the process.


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 03:09:05 [Preview] No.289833 del
>>289784
you sound more fucking bizzare than her


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 03:14:29 [Preview] No.289834 del
>>289833
no he doesn't you looser


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 04:12:48 [Preview] No.289845 del
>>289833
he sounds like a neurotypical /sp/artan


Spartan 07/09/2018 (Mon) 16:44:32 [Preview] No.289941 del
>>289816
so wait you've done it?


Spartan 07/10/2018 (Tue) 06:02:27 [Preview] No.290153 del
dude you need to give us daily updates
how else can i vicariously live through you?


Spartan 07/10/2018 (Tue) 06:03:34 [Preview] No.290154 del
post pics of her feet


Spartan 07/10/2018 (Tue) 06:53:59 [Preview] No.290162 del
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>>290154
this.

finding girls feet pics in 2018 is easy as a few clicks


Spartan 07/10/2018 (Tue) 06:56:08 [Preview] No.290163 del
>>290162
5>>>>>>else
because bunda and white
she's cold tho i want to warm her up
also want to cut the tag off that bikini its driving me nuts


Spartan 07/10/2018 (Tue) 07:50:03 [Preview] No.290168 del
>>290162
who would like to lick those dirty soles while fucking that whorb? its one thing if a lady has clean pedicured feet but dirty stinky soles should turn anyone off


Spartan 07/11/2018 (Wed) 02:38:15 [Preview] No.290426 del
bumping for my invitation to the wedding


Spartan 07/11/2018 (Wed) 04:40:04 [Preview] No.290505 del
>im rooting for the relationship of some guy ive never met and dont know but who i've interacted with daily for the past 3 years
what a strange life ive developed


Spartan 07/11/2018 (Wed) 04:41:40 [Preview] No.290508 del
>>290505
its almost 4 years now


Spartan 07/11/2018 (Wed) 05:10:16 [Preview] No.290520 del
>>290508
thats not true no other perspective exists except mine it's been 3 years before 3 years nobody else was here sportschan didn't even exist in fact imageboards didnt even exist until i came across them


Spartan 07/11/2018 (Wed) 18:02:55 [Preview] No.290629 del
has she shown you her penis yet?


Spartan 07/12/2018 (Thu) 01:39:33 [Preview] No.290825 del
>>289833
idk maybe. hopefully
>>290153
theres not really daily stuff to say about it. she sends cute messages sometimes. other times its a jumble of text.im going to see her friday can give an actual update then.
>>290154
i do not like feet budy
>>290426
everyone on /sp/ is invited
>>290505
thats good tho. just think of the stories you can tell your kids someday.
>>290629]
so transphobic its a xenis when a woman has one. and thankfully she dosent have one. no one report me to the bigotry police thnx


Spartan 07/12/2018 (Thu) 01:42:04 [Preview] No.290826 del
>>290825
POST FOT PIC


Spartan 07/12/2018 (Thu) 01:43:22 [Preview] No.290827 del
>>290825
too late ive already sent that post to the ADL and SPLC


Spartan 07/12/2018 (Thu) 02:55:19 [Preview] No.290834 del
>>290520
I subscribe to this model of existence as well


Spartan 07/12/2018 (Thu) 03:17:27 [Preview] No.290840 del
>>290825
wear gopro and periscope the date on friday


Spartan 07/12/2018 (Thu) 03:51:56 [Preview] No.290852 del
>>290825
we like feet thop


Spartan 07/13/2018 (Fri) 04:25:35 [Preview] No.291175 del
give her a kiss for me tomorrow


Spartan 07/13/2018 (Fri) 04:50:35 [Preview] No.291182 del
all posters here are really me
im every post in this thread
therefore I am the one romancing this autist
so im only gonna give you one warning """bro"""....
BACK OFF MY GF


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 04:20:38 [Preview] No.291447 del
>>291175
did you give her a kiss for me like i asked?


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 12:10:00 [Preview] No.291508 del
>>291447
yes
>>291182
if your me and im you. how can i back off?
>>290852
sorry buddy i dont. just hang out at the shoe store at the mall if you wanna see feet.
>>290840
i didnt do this for date 4 i should. or maybe just broadcast my entire life.
>>290834
nah
>>290827
im prison bound
>>290826
i dont think i have any feet pics of any girls ive dated.
date went good. shes awesome. she did ramble for an hour about how much she likes making pasta. and she explained to me the name and age of all of her stuffed animals. I will write up a better synopsis, add some more details. questions help buddies, so throw em out there


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 15:42:43 [Preview] No.291529 del
>>291508
cum inside her for me


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 15:54:35 [Preview] No.291531 del
>>291508
g*d dam she is probably so tight.


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 18:59:34 [Preview] No.291573 del
>>291508
tell us a little about her stuffed animals
more about what she looks like, height weight race shape
whats her body language like, how does she move
hows her sense of humor
have you seen any hints of interest in politics/social justice
how old is she?
how hospice are you?


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 19:09:07 [Preview] No.291576 del
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>>291573
im not that old
*cracks open a monster*
*turns on Dreamcast to play Quake 3*
Now THATS a game


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 19:29:29 [Preview] No.291579 del


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 19:58:11 [Preview] No.291582 del
>>291576
fuck off


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 20:37:50 [Preview] No.291591 del
>>291576
This guy is worse than Seabitch.
I have a feeling its the Canadian homosexual for also posts traps.


Spartan 07/14/2018 (Sat) 22:59:06 [Preview] No.291614 del
>>291591
I'm telling you this is why we need forced geolocation and upvotes


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:22:29 [Preview] No.291643 del
>>291508
>I will write up a better synopsis, add some more details. questions help buddies, so throw em out there
>hours later and stilll nothing
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:28:57 [Preview] No.291645 del
>>291529
I will bud
>>291531
She's very sexually inexperienced I have played with her boobs and touched her pussy some
>>291573
She has like 50 stuffed animals with detailed back stories for each. It's pretty damned autistic. I'll give you a good answer when I hop back on my computer this ones too much for phone typing.
>>291576
these 4chins flavor of the month meme are so lame. The shrek one was probably the best cause it had a ton of variations at least. This one's just boring.
>>291614
Bronnen has some good ideas tbh
>>291643
Soon buddy


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:31:48 [Preview] No.291648 del
>>291645
do you have to initiate sexy time or does she?
how is her hygeine?
is her place a filthy mess?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:33:27 [Preview] No.291649 del
>>291648
>initiate sexy time
>not politely asking for consent
wowwwwwwww
rape much?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:42:48 [Preview] No.291656 del
>>291645
i'll be edging until you get bakc


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:55:15 [Preview] No.291662 del
>>291656
Im about to start typing up the answers to all those questions so you may wanna stop edging this is gonna take a minute


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 00:58:44 [Preview] No.291664 del
>>291662
>implying i can't edge that long
m8...


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:03:47 [Preview] No.291667 del
>tell us a little about her stuffed animals
every single one. every single one has a name, where she got it from age, and a backstory usally involving a little girl and magic.
>more about what she looks like, height weight race shape
shes short, like 5 foot 3. I dont have an exact number for the weight. The boobs, are definetly a dd or bigger. Her ass is thick, big hips. Her belly is thickish but shes not fat. She got an hourglass figure, very fuckable probably the autism scared people off. I dont know the race, never did bring that up. I think shes probably white and latina mixed.
>whats her body language like, how does she move
shes fidgety a little. then she has these bursts of energy. shell dance around for no reason and stuff. her motor skills arent great. she sometimes gets very dainty randomly.
>hows her sense of humor
i have to explain jokes or make really juvenile ones around her.
>have you seen any hints of interest in politics/social justice
Ive tried baiting her into talking about politics numerous times now. She has genuienly no intrest. she called politcs boring i agree
>how old is she?
early 20s
>how hospice are you?
very early 30s
>>291648
>do you have to initiate sexy time or does she?
she likes affection. kissing holding hands. but I have to go for the gold.
>how is her hygeine?
suprisingly good
>is her place a filthy mess?
suprisingly no. its disorganized but its clean. its just weird, she puts stuff in places they shouldnt be. Like there are stuffed animals in the kitchen pantry. There are books on top of the fridge. Theres a display of stuffed animals around the bottom of the tv stand, its weird.


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:10:01 [Preview] No.291669 del
>>291667
wew autism lol.
>very early 30s
thats like saying you're 'barely' on deaths doorstep you hospice fuck


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:10:47 [Preview] No.291670 del
>>291667
also
>no interest in politics
keeper tbh


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:12:59 [Preview] No.291671 del


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:23:32 [Preview] No.291673 del
>>291667
has she touched ur xhenis yet?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:33:41 [Preview] No.291679 del
>>291671
>implying im not already there
where else would i cyber with ur autistic gf?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 02:20:20 [Preview] No.291698 del
have you explained to her yet that if she dates one of us she had to date all of us?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 04:58:07 [Preview] No.291776 del
I thought OP was gonna murder her?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 07:49:29 [Preview] No.291802 del
thread of the year


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 11:23:18 [Preview] No.291824 del
bring her here and have her create massively detailed spreadsheets cataloging every single statistic of the MLB season


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 16:19:32 [Preview] No.291922 del
>>291645
is she shaven?

did she get instantly wet when you touched it?


Spartan 07/15/2018 (Sun) 17:44:38 [Preview] No.291961 del
>>291922
when he touched... it??



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