Funny MI6 masons did a ritual to attack me earlier today. They're going crazy for real now, doing a suicide ritual to turn themselves into fanatic "magic beast bullets".

All according to plan... I can't believe it worked out that way. Because they attacked all the things I want to represent, which are different forms of "honesty, openness and purity", they had to become the opposite of that. The absolute opposite, which means they became beings with eternal gravity, being able to consume endless amounts of karma and filth.

Yes, they came to me, and they were fanatical beyond anything I've seen, but the part they wanted to attack, had to be the opposite of them, so this layer of my was provoked into becoming the sun. They ended up orbiting me like planets for around 10 min while I was smelling the flowers in the garden, then they collapsed on themselves into balls of eternal gravity. It made me think of that horrible comic where Princess Toadstool/Peach in Super Mario turns into a ball and gets tortured by the coopas for 20 years. Then they really became something like the Chain Chomps. I guess I'm Chompette now. They're still around, I can order them to consume anything negative coming my way.

These glowies, always coming up with such cute and funny pranks. Keep it up, you never disappoint Yes you do, but not when you come up with funny shit like this. Bonus points for the ironny. Get it? Iron lmfao.