anonymous 10/01/2017 (Sun) 05:19:37 No. 756 del

here are some weird crappy isekai (non-tg)
>俺は畑で無双する
>"Unbeatable as a field"
>The protagonist is reborn on fantasy world as a farming field and stays that way the entire story. He spends his time growing crops on himself. A nearby village gets attacked and he ends up gaining the ability to fight by manipulating all his dirt and squishing people underneath his giant block of farm land.

>自動販売機に生まれ変わった俺は迷宮を彷徨う
>"Reincarnated as a vending machine to wander the labyrinth"
>The protagonist sacrifices his life to protect a vending machine and gets reborn as one in a fantasy world. He meets a girl but he can only say generic phrases that were programmed into him as a vending machine like "Welcome" and "Insert coins".

>童貞オークの冒険譚
>"The virgin orc's adventure"
>The protagonist is an orc. He is shunned from his tribe because he can't fuck females like normal orcs do. He goes out on an adventure while meeting girls but he never fucks them. Instead, he always digs holes into the ground and masturbates into it while fantasizing about fucking them.