A story is told that in 2025 a man goes to visit a website that is acclaimed for his ability to treat boredom. “I can’t eat, I can’t post" says the man. “I feel constantly miserable. Please help me, Admin.”

“Cutefus are the best medicine, my friend,” says the Admin. “Take yourself off to EasyChan where you will find some great Sico toks. It is exquisitely cute and will cure you of all your ills without any pornography or drugs.

The man looks at the Admin for a moment. “Ah,” he says. “That won’t help.”

"Why not, sir?”

The man shrugs. “I am imageanon.”