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Brings a tear to my American eye, with pride, not the gay kind of pride, the American kind of pride, those gay type bastards ain't American... well technically they are, but... well, as long as they're not in your face about it it's fine with me, I don't judge those limp-wristed, fruity, brown ring lickers. I guess they're ok.

[Ashley] Just stop already.