>Put Dyckia in full sun
>It got ~87-90F today
>Go and check it
>Notice the tip of the leaf split
>Notice the pineapple leaves look a little rubbery
Well, I'm following the "instructions"...

dead....

>>70910
What?

>>70917
How hot are Florida summers?
I'll bet >90F plus 80-90% humidity isn't uncommon.

>>70921
Everyone seems tired today~

>>70922
almost got held back a year
dodged a bullet

>>70923
That's worth celebrating!
Why the sad images?

>>70924
been feeling a bit down lately

>>70925
I heard that Badfox is a good cure for when you're feeling down~

>>70927
Well?
How was your day?

>>70928
day just started.
going on a nofap, might improve my mood

>>70929
...An Aneros might improve your mood...

>>70930
jesus christ
https://www.amazon.com/Aneros-HE101-MGX-Prostate-Stimulator/dp/B001AQTVIK

>>70931
>$50 plus shipping for a nonvibrating aneros
Are they high?
There's way cheaper ones out there.
Amazon retailers just price gouge on everything.

>item does not ship to pakistan
i think im going to play some dota then sleep for a bit see you fox.

>>70918
It's hell.

See you shaun~

>>70934
Nah, you just gotta cool off.

>No food in the fridge
Damn it.
I'll be back.

>>70936
Go fuck yourself.

>>70938
Be nice.

I guess that's it for Tracer for the night

Pervs..

>>70942
boohoo!

>>70943
Lewdo.

>>70944
What does that make you?

>>70945
You, a big lewdo.

>>70946
homo

>>70947
No, you.

>>70948
go to a metallica concert!

>>70949
Nope, you.

>>70939
No.

>>70952
A-Anyways, you said you had pineapple plants growing right?

>>70951
Lewdo.

>>70954
It's not lewd if you're eating a cheese burger.

>>70955
Nope, you.

>>70956
boo

>>70957
Told you.

>>70959
Lewdo.

>>70961
Big lewdo.

>>70962
More lewd you say?!

>>70953
Yes.

>>70963
Nuh, you.

>>70966
Do you get them full sun or partial sun?

>>70968
Partial.

>>70967
?!?!!??!!?

>>70970
LEWDO!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mf0cA0udjRk [Embed]

>>70969
Okay, mine were looking a little zapped when I went to check them earlier and I was curious what you did with yours.

>>70972
I planted them and then forgot them.

>>70975
Well, figures.
How long ago did you plant them?

>>70976
Lewdo.

>>70977
About a year.

>>70980
Perv.

>>70983
Big perv.

>>70985
PERV!

>>70986
Yep~

>>70987
Sleep!

>>70988
You're the one that's supposed to sleep!
not me!

>>70989
Nope, all you!

>>70991
Sleep, you horndog.

>>70992
Okay, but before I sleep.
I demand two goats. One of the Russian variety and one of the Finnish variety.

>>70993
Z tomorrow.

>>70994
Not going to happen, sleeps.

>>70997
nope~

>>70995
hype

>>70999
I sleep

What is Z?

>>71000
I'm gonna take sleep pill but still sick

>>70998
Yup.

>>71004
Sleep!

>>71005
3 more hours!

>>71007
Nope, you're scheduled to sleep right now!

>>71008
fine. But you have to sleep now.

>>71009
Only if you do with me.

>>71010
That's banned.

>>71012
Nuh.

>>71011
Oh cool.
Does that mean that Tracer will get some time off?

>>71013
yuh

>>71015
Nuh-uh.

>>71014
never enough.
this week was pretty rough for him. hopefully it gets better :\

>>71018
It might be a while sadly. Hopefully his shift will end soonish.

>>71017
Lewdo.

>>71020
cos you want the lewds!

>>71021
Nope.

>>71022
ur lewd~

>>71019
I don't think it's likely. COVID's gonna get fucking everything until there's a vaccine, could be 6-12 months or more

>>71023
Nuh-uh.
Am going to sleep, and you should too.

>>71024
Oh, yeah, that.
My mum says that they're going to try to achieve herd immunity. But that might be a long time.
Things should open somewhere in July.
Right now my county is fining people $1000 for anyone without a mask.

>>71025
night SD

>>71026
People are too stupid though, unfortunately.

>>71028
True.
Who is that guy?

>>71029
I mean the text in the tweet explains it

>>71031
I'm guessing a politician?

no image

>>71033
no.
just a random guy who goes to beaches in florida that re-opened early while wearing a grim reaper costume.

>>71035
Well, he certainly has a sense of humor.
He might not being it for too long though considering how hot it was today.

Stupid website eating my images.

>sick

>take sleeping pill to sleep

>now I'm sick and tired
yaaaaay

.45 Ambien.

>>71041
If only there was someone to snuggle with.

>someone is blaring lonely island really loud
Time to call the cops~

>Can't even see the damn boat
>two places playing music really loud on the lake
What is this?
Cancun in spring break?

>>71045
yeah unfortunately sound travels much better across water.

Wake up fox.
Or so i'd like to say but I got family commitments etc. Normal fag shit to do.
Have a good day pervert nerd

ALIVE!

>Almost one class down 3 to go
Feels like this semester was the strangest semester.

>>71052
Does it work?

hewwo

silent...

Dead!

Dead!

feeling better finally

>>71064
sugoi

Endchan Movie Corner
2nd May, 19:00 UTC
Green Elephant, Russian exploitation movie
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Discussion:
>>>/operate/10923

>>71071
Some day you have to play The Turin Horse.

>>71073
I felt really bad for Sayurin.
She should have lived a happy life!

better than getting raped for the remainder of her life

>No pots or pans
Great, looks like I'll go out to eat...

whater you getting

>>71075
Well, she was sorta designed that way.
She should have been like Mai-chan's brother and got stuck with someone for the rest of her life.

Good question.
The spicy chicken sandwich I had yesterday tasted like burnt rubber. But, idk, I'm not terribly interested in burgers.

hmm sub or pizza?
i really like subway

>>71080
Not sure if subway is open..
The only places open are drive-thrus and subway doesn't have one.

subway is open here
spec really is a nigger to make another board just becuase you couldnt delete a post lmao

do you know about the chijo/noun drama

>>71072
I rather The Witness. Although much context needed to catch the humour.

>>71082
Guess Covid isn't all that bad in Pakistan.
Who is chijo and Noun?

>>71085
about 10k recorded cases here
bad enough.
uni been closed for 3 months and most places are closed other than some resturants
chijo and noun are old8ch namefags
chijo recently made his own board

>>71084
Ah, so you like old movies I see.
I remember watching a Czechoslovakian movies from the 60's about these three brothers going back in time to the dinosaur era. It was pretty cool although, it's dated now.

>>71086
Oh yeah, chijo. I remember now.
Though, I never interacted with him. Was he the BO for 8/v/?

>>71087
The Witness is the best Hungarian movie. It captures faithfully the frightening absurdity of our Stalinist era.

>>71088
i dont think he's ever been bo of anything before now his new site is madochan
all the /b/tards have been moving around from astro chan to coronachan and now they are all at madochan

>>71090
Were you banned by a range ban accidentally?

>>71091
ive never been banned here
why?

fox go get food

>>71089
Ah yes, the 1956 Hungarian Uprising.
Cool photos though. I forgot the crazy bastard who was in charge that tried to escape via helicopter.

>>71090
fiinnnneeeeee.

>>71092
Ok.
We're doing some maintenance, and there are some changes how bans work now.
There's a discussion thread on operate, but many users might miss that, maybe not even knowing /operate/ exists.
>>>/operate/11072

>>71094
Yes, it plays before the Revolution.

Sorta wonder what Budapest is like.

>>71097
I'm not an objective source on that, I don't like that city. For me it's too big, too crowded, too dirty, too smelly, too cosmopolitan.
It has some nice places, buildings, important museums and libraries. Great baths. I have to admit.
But besides fugly areas, commieblocks, concrete, soulless post-modern glass-steel monstrosities fitting even less than the soc-real crap.

>>71098
That's how Paris was when I went. Aside from the comblock buildings.
I was surprised when I was told that all the tourist areas were built in the 60's. There were some nice parts to Paris but there were rats everywhere in the park when I went. Mulan was like that as well. But, at least with those cities the sidewalks were a meter wide. So, you could stretch your arms without hitting someone.

>>71099
*weren't a meter wide.

>>71099
Last year there were articles and reports in the media Budapest having rat infestation despite it was among the rare European cities who hadn't have such problems since forever.
But here in the country their numbers risen. In my whole life I seen one (1) rat, dead. Now I personally (with trap ofc) killed five. And talking to family, friends, acquaintances they also say they met rats recently.

Paris also has kinda commieblocks, albeit probably hidden from the view of tourists. I really recommend the movie La Haine. It shows some.

>>71101
I will in time~
Right now I have some other affairs I need to tend to. Plus, I was going to re-watch Pi and some other movie I can't remember at the moment.

what did you end up getting

>>71103
BBQ cheeseburger.
It was pretty good. Although, there goes my figure!

>>71104
thought you said werent in the mood for burgers
watching anything this season?
i need something to watch thinking of re-watching baki
i recently got a netfix account anything good on that?

>>71105
I'm currently watching gal to kyouryuu and it's alright.
On Netflix?
Lilyhammer is good, Girls Und Panzer, Ozarks is alright, Castlevania and Devil man Cry baby are good, Look Who's Back and...idk really what else there is aside from the usual anime. But give Girls Und Panzer a try if you haven't already.
A little yeah.

>>71107
gnp might be a little too moe for my liking
what about castlevania everyone has been pestering me to watch it

>>71108
Give it a try.
If weeb liked it then it can't be that bad. GUP is moe but the tank fights make up for the moe most definitely.

i dont know if i trust weeb's judgement

If it's good enough for the almighty hipster brigade. Then it can't be all that bad.
Imo, Vampire Hunter D is probably your best bet.
Or fapping to Castlevania porn games

Do you still post on 4/a/?
if yes, have you read the latest meme fire punch

I only lurk/post on 4/a/ if there's an anime I'm currently watching.
Strangely, I always pick the anime that 4/a/ barely talks about or loves.
Fire punch looks like One Punch Man with fire?

>>71109
>If weeb liked it then it can't be that bad.
Glad to know my judgement is held in such high regard.

>>71111
I might watch castlevania if i ever get bored out of my mind
i think id love to watch devilman
why dont we all watch it together now that ra.bbit is down whats a place we can watch movies together?

>>71113
firepunch is awful is only read it because i was bored mindless
thats what i thought at first but firepunch is just garbage literally all gore
hard avoid

>>71114
>Two weeks later
Well hello.

Fire Punch is shit, although its been a meme manga on /a/ for years at this point.
The mangaka's current manga is actually good though.

>>71115
Sounds like you're asking me on a date.
Sure, we can watch it together.

>coming out only after being insulted
wwwww

>>71119
Jeez not us as in us 2 i mean everyone on imouto

>>71117
Did you miss me?
Sorry, I thought you were moving to 8kun, but then I noticed /yuri/ was still active on the home page yesterday.

>>71121
If you want to.
Just make sure to join if you decide to watch.

>>71123
if you ever do decide to do a movie night ill be the first one to show up but what do we use for streaming?

>>71122
Yes, there were a few times this week that I wanted to ask you what was going on with Gal to kyouryuu since other anime this season seems pretty meh.
I posted there yesterday when Endchan died. But, I gave up and waited for the site to resolve it's issues.

>>71124
Ran-sama used Twitch.
But I'm not familiar with Twitch at all.
I know there's other streaming services. But, Idk if they work that good.

>>71125
Been focusing on Cold Steel so I haven't really been watching anything besides PriConne. The only other thing I was really enjoying was the fishing show, but I haven't worked up the motivation to watch the latest episode because I know it'll be the last one for a while.

>>71126
Watching movies on Twitch
gross.

>>71127
I know the feel.
I actually got the urge to play a video game after 9 months of not thinking about vidya at all.
Wonder if next season will be better.

>>71128
I'll have to dress like a Twitch thot to make it worthwhile then.

>>71129
I've been playing lots of vidya since last year.
When I looked at the list there were some interesting looking shows, but I wouldn't be surprised if half of them end up delayed.

>>71131
Oh yeah, that's right.
Made in Abyss and Frame Arm Girls should be coming out next season.
Though, I doubt it.
Any good doujins lately?

>>71132
Looked at the summer list again. There's some originals I'm interested in, Maesetsu in particular as it has the Lucky Star artist doing the character designs. Also the new Shaft show might be neat.
Not off the top of my head.

>>71133
Damn.
Anyways, see you later weeb.

>>71134
Bye.

>hamburger meat in the fridge.
Wonder what I should do?

>>71136
Make a meatloaf.

>>71137
Why do we have the same ID?

>>71138
Huh, thats weird.

>>71139
egg and hamburgers is a bad idea.

also frying chips in olive oil is a bad idea.

dead....

dead!

Dead!!!!!!

didn't know you were an inflation kind of guy

>No flags
>Everyone has the same ID
WTF is going on?

What in the world is going on!?

>>71154
Looks like its fixed.

>>71156
Yeah, guessing they ironed out what ever issue was going on.

>>71157
I dunno what the problem was, but for some reason everyone on the whole site was being detected as having the same IP, and as a result it was hard to get a post through without a flood error detected.

test

>>71158
So...That's why I kept getting flood detection errors.
The Owner talked to Shaun yesterday about him ever being rangebanned and said that some people were accidentally range banned and he was trying to fix it.
My guess is, that it had to do with that. Though, I wish there was an announcement before he did things. Maybe there was since I don't ever look at /operate/

And what do you.
https://endchan.net/operate/res/11072.html#11072

>>71161
*what do you know

>>71164
I hate projects.

>>71165
I did too, back in the day.

I envy you.

>>71167
Well, if this quarantine ever ends I might be going back to school.

>>71168
Not until October according to various trusted sources.
Imo,these online classes are a drag and not meeting with my group partners is annoying. But, at least they aren't crazy like the last few project partners I had.

>>71169
Isn't the virus like, suppose to pick back up in October? So never?

>Sinh and cosh functions
Really?
No one has used that since...Calc 2!

>>71170
Supposedly.
They're preparing for the worst.
Right now, they're ordering everyone here to wear masks or get fined $1000. So, school will probably be open if every where instates that order.
Right now, it's just a bunch of angry boomers protesting.

>>71172
Well, everyone here.
I can't imagine cops enforcing the policy though.

>>71172
We're not that bad. Our Governor was even talking about wanting to open back up by the start of May, but quickly went back on that.

>>71174
>Opening back up as early as May
It's like he's begging to be like New York.
Our Zionist cocksucking governor is trying his darnedest to open the state back up but getting stalled by judges and businesses. But hey, there's a silver lining here.
At least plane tickets will be cheap.

I see...

>it's real
Sure are desperate to find cures aren't we?
Quinine Sulfate testing proved to be a bust so you have to go for something equally dangerous?
Maybe jumping ship out of the US isn't such a bad idea after all...

>>71175
We're one of the better off states right now, so it seemed pretty stupid to everyone. Which is why he backed down.
Plane tickets being cheap don't mean much if the country you want to go to won't let you in.
>>71176
They'll do anything to make us into trannies, won't they?

>>71178
Well, the airlines should open back up around 2021. Plus, Japanon said there was no quarantine there. Which begs the question..Did the US over-reacted because it waited to late?
I can't access the article since you have to pay to read NYT articles. I think it's an opinion piece.

Here's the article.
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/can-estrogen-and-other-sex-hormones-help-men-survive-covid-19/

>>71179
I'm not sure if there's a state enforced quarantine or not, but people are definitely avoiding going out.
Also Japanon literally fled to a tiny island to get away from it.

>>71181
He is basically the equivalent of the senator's son and can flee harm if shit goes down.
Also, I love that article.
>Men more likely than women to die from the disease
>immuno-comprimised pregnant women are better off than their male counter-parts
>"Let's give men progesterone because women who produce are less likely to die"
>Medical people going what the actual fuck
>Some of the treatment had to stop because of heart related issues
I feel like this is just the gender version of Lysenkoism.

>>71182
I didn't even read it because tl;dr

>>71183
Well worth the read if you have the time.
The article isn't even pro-hormone and the person who okayed it..Is really optimistic about it. I want to know how the hell she got the funding for it and who okayed it. Cause clearly, I'm living my life wrong.

>>71184
The gov always funds tons of stupid experiments. Especially right now, I'm sure they're throwing money at anyone who says they can cure the coronavirus.

>>71185
Whatever makes them happy.
Anyways, I got to run some errands.
See ya.

>>71186
Bye.

heh what a great day

Sarcasm?

nah

my weekend was horrible but today was nice

>Call admissions ask them why my hold hasn't been been lifted
>Some negress answers mumbling on the speaker phone
>Can barely here her and every time I talk there's a reverb
>Ask why there is a hold on registering when I sent my transcript was sent ~6 days ago
>Get told that the processing time is 3-5 days
>Tell her that 6 days is longer than 5 days
>"Just wait till the end of today and maybe the hold will be taken off."
>okay
>Go to Wal Mart to the pick up location and call 14 times in a span of 40mins with all my calls going to voicemail
>During this a black lady comes up to me and asks me who I'm picking up for
>Tell her for who and she tells me she'll get it cleared up
>Wait 20mins and the pick up is completely clear of vehicles so I try to call with all my calls going to voicemail
>I set a deadline for 2:15pm until I go inside and ask them what's up
>2:15pm rolls around and nobody
>Go inside to the loading area and ask them why the hell they haven't picked up the phone
>Everyone just awkwardly exchanges glances and doesn't say anything
>Tiny round blue haired Mexican girl comes up to me and tells me that I'm not supposed to be there
>Tell her that I've been trying to get a hold of them for like 40mins
>"If you just download the app, it's easier for us"
>Brief exchange of words later and I notice a guy walk out with food
>Walk out there with him and it's my stuff
>Drive back home and see if my hold is off
>It's still there
Just give me what I want!
It's not even that hard!