>>27254
PROOF

>>24405
03/13/2024
Is that the same Jordan Rivera, who just yesterday on 4Chan announced he has a JOB at the local market?
Or was he just confusing that with the fact that Carmen told him to go to the local Market and pick up some things? You know, like a normal person would, without having to be asked?

It must have been a truly magical life-changing experience for him, having to lie so blatantly about it all.

Yonkers response:
>>24410
03/13/2024
I literally help with restocks and am free to do pretty much whatever i please, even before is time to go.

>>27254
>>27255
No answer... No response.

Looks like Jordan has been caught yet again with a bare-face deliberate LIE to mislead people.

Unless he can prove it is true. Then everyone will believe it is true.

>>27254
>seeking attention
Remember people, ignore Klim as always. He is notorious for his misdeeds on the internet.
>n-no respo-
CONFIRMED for attention whoring.
It's obviously the former, because I already work at my personal supermarket

>>27268
cf. >>27265
Still no answer.
Jordn's lie confirmed

>>27268
>I already work at my personal supermarket
wtf does this even mean?

>>27271
I'm not telling you where I work at nor am I showing screencaps.

>>27277
More lies exposed.

>>27254
he works as a freelance gongfermour

>>27287
no i'm a fucking freelance ARTIST! DESIGNER! CHARACTER DESIGNER!!!

>>27291
Freelance groomer, rapist and Child Molester

>>27291
"The Shadow People" say that, not Geordie.

i work very hard

>>27422
Stacking more than you ever do with your grooming life, cunt.

Producing animation, too. Gotta start writin'

>>27431
Stacking those minors in the Discord calls.

>>27431
You are stacking on the pounds, you mean...

>>27431
>Producing animation
We'd all love to see something... anything... you've finished over these last 4+ years...

>>27435
Please don't encourage the posting of animated minor pornography.

>>27436
"Just Friends"

Only Yonkers can animate this into CP

>>27433
No, using real photographs of actual people don't count either.
>>27435
You don't fucking care about my stuff, idiot. All you would do is just edit it because you barely watch any cartoon, even if it wasn't a big production made by a big company, you don't care at all. you only treat others like absolute garbage, making you further worst than a jerk.

so from now on i'm onbly doing animation in private. i will never tell you the account i'll post it on either, and i won't name any names on it. Maybe in the "video" but who knows.

At this point I'm the only one that's the demographic. No one else is, and I'm only saying that because even the weirdo emo furry users wouldn't understand the dark comedy cartoon i'm going to make. i dont know.
i dont impress anyone

>>27442
>i'm onbly doing animation in private
Best place for minor pornography, keep your sick obscenity to yourself.

>>27442
Thanks. Classic klimbot post.
Ignored.

>>27442
Very creepy...

>>27442
Jordan is the "only one" who will fap to this sexless image, because it is within his demographic.

>>27448
What "minor pornography", retard. Does making an animated show about 2 mustelids and a cat letting in an alien with a WOBBLY butt ring any bells that this DOESN'T use any real people/children? Fuck off you're actually more annoying than the "poopcat" name.
>sick obsceni-
Fiction isn't obscene, buddy.
Stop lying
>>27454
>durr, ignored!
>replies anyway
Klim you're painfully retarded. Just admit you like this

>>27457
>real
We've been over this Jordan. The law doesn't care if the minors are real or not.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

>>27457
Stop
Stop
Stop
Just stop all your lyin'..

>>27457
Very creepy

>>27460
>still not caring about the animated projects i do
Okay, let's hope that Jampacked makes an episode rightfully poking fun of terminally, chronically online, sad and cripled endchan people.

>>27487
Sounds hot.
Endchan will love that.
Post your WIP, please.

>>27492
i'm not sexualizing you or this board, fuck off.
>p-post a wi-
no, you're just going to steal and make fun of it. also i don't give content to pedos like you

Fuck you kys
This is the movie I have been working on these past 2 years.

>>27487
Let's hope that Jampacked makes an episode that gets its creator thrown in jail since obscenity involving cartoon minors is a crime.

>>27268
Carmen and Joshie are buying the groceries and making Geordie have "his job" of putting the toilet paper on his floor.

>>27442
>you barely watch any cartoon
Why are you still into cartoons at your age?

> dont impress anyone
Not even Hector, apparently.

>>27513
You do know men can make animation, too, right?
Hell even Terry made cartoons back in the day, and the late max fleischer. There wasn't any spongebob or any simpsons back then.
>>27514
He's not relevant to this topic, idiot.

>>27509
>Let's hope that *starts to ramble about how "cartoons" should be "illegal" in anon's never-going-to-happen dystopian land*
"I'm having my friends in law to legally execute you in the latest episode, hope you have fun seeing a special death. It'll be worth seeing." - Mr. Ditzgenarel

>>27564
What about women animators, you sexist pig?

>>27570
>should be
Obscene cartoon depictions of minors are illegal and no amount of talking changes that. Ask a lawyer.

>>27575
He needs a 5-yo cartoon-watching lawer

>>27564
GAY
>>27570
I wanna be the star instead tbh. I can, finally be the super star, at the gay bar.

>>27582
Yonkers stars weekly at the Blue Oyster Bar

>>27584
I thought I was gay for pay but, clearly Mittens blows me out of the water !!!!

>>27589
Mittens is so gay he shits donkey semen

>>27573
I'm not sexist, buddy. They are allowed to animate too, but I am not going to waste my life hiring someone who barely knows me to work in my underground animation studio.
>>27575
CARTOONS ARE NOT MINORS.
TAILS IS A CARTOON NOT A MINOR.
SONIC IS A CARTOON, NOT A MINOR.
A FUCKING FICTIONAL SPECIES IS JUST A CARTOON, NOT A MINOR EITHER.
EVEN A FUCKING ELF IS NOT A MINOR.
WHEN WILL Y OU GET IT TO YOUR PATHETIC HEAD THAT NONE OF T HE THINGS YOU SAY MAKE SENSE?
>>27589
He's not going to blow you. He also ain't tall.
I'm denouncing tall mittens even further.

>>27603
>CARTOONS ARE NOT MINORS.
PDD strikes again, the law does not agree. https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&path=%2Fprelim%40title18%2Fpart1%2Fchapter71&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A

>>27254
Macker has some new Career Paths to explore: >>27653

>>28268
Copyrighted song alert.

>>28269
You should report that copyright infringement to the proper authorities to stop it ever happening again, anon.

Let's see... unless it's true: All Yonkers/Poopcat does is LIE.

Mittens has been acting kinda psychotic lately...

>>28355
thats not mittens
and this isnt psychocism

>>28356
Yes that is Mittens.
It is Canon Lore

>>28358
>hurr durr, proper written lore by the OG creator is stupid!
>HEY IS THAT A RANDOM CAT TWERKING??? better call it "canon lore"! Hurp durp
You're a sad idiot. I hate you

New Game from Macker

https://doodieman-voodoo.en.uptodown.com/android

https://doodieman-voodoo.fileplanet.com/apk

>>28362
You are moist whalecum

>>28385
>He jerked it to Klim and ate poop
>I didn't jerk it to Klim
You're still confirming your poop eating to this day.

>>27254
Jordan must be very busy these last few days, working hard stacking shelves at his local market like he said he was doing for work.

Oh... that's right. He lied about that.

>>28888
Making cartoons are also work.
More work if you're at home.

>>28907
So, it seems that when you were stacking shelves at your local market, you were lying.

>>28915
No response.
Interesting.

>>28947
>seeking attention
learn to accept that no body wants to reply to you. the world will end soon.

>>28988
>the world will end soon
Wow. The antichrist hath spoken

>>28907
>More work if you're at home
How's your daily income from Carmen's decency taxes going for your lard ass? She has to pay for your imaginary job.

>>29355
Typical Yonkers: Reality doesn't exist for him.

>>29355
It goes pretty damn good.
>lard a-
Chubby is not lard thank you. Also i aint "lard ass" lol, lemonz. Again you know nothing about my life. Go bother someone more vulnerable (instead of wasting your life drinking booze to this uncreative board.)
>imagina-
No. It isn't.
I'm sure you can get a "job" doing indie shit, fucker.
>>29361
...It actually does??
Otherwise who the fuck would type up this reply? Not a fucking "ghost" for sure. Stop pretending I don't exist you fucking creep.

>>29368
PDD

>>29375
So the hell what. I still dont believe autism is called that.

>>29376
You don't believe that because reality doesn't exist for you. You're just proving him right with your PDD.

>>29368
>Chubby is not lard thank you.
My mistake you're straight up obese.
>sure you can get a "job" doing indie shit, fucker.
Talk shit when you have an income.

>>29377
It actually does sweetie, I *am* in reality :)
And yhe OTHER reality is that you are wrong for pulling things out ur ass from google.
>>29378
Nope.
I do have an income. It was in your ass and out the other

>>29381
That makes no logical sense.
Are you huffing again?

>>29381
> I do have an income. It was in your ass
Jordan is such a scat enthusiast that he accepts poo as payment.

>>29406
Hail the Mighty Fluffer

>>29381
The only person here with a history of pulling things out of their ass is you Jordan. Remember your pill-flavored treat?
Reality bites.

>>29411
>>29406
>taking sarcasm seriously
>>29387
no i'm replying to a freak with no life.
>>29412
i do, it's called beheading pedos like you. leave my face and art alone

>>29436
You seem pretty flushed with your fame and success, anon.

>>29436
>beheading
The pay must be great, anon.

Never ever mock or harass Yonkers the Poopcat ever again.
He now has David, a Professional Order of Pedos Assassin (POOPA), who is specifically trained in AI Defence Security (AIDS) to defeat his bullies.
This is NOT a Larp at all, this is real. Mittens said so.
You have been warned.

>>29436
>Eating poo and thinking people will forget if you PDD lie enough
>i'm replying to a freak with no life.
You always did enjoy talking to yourself.
>beheading pedos
How do you plan to cut your own head off, piano wire noose?

>>29442
I don't have "fame". I've been successful WITHOUT publicity, and not being a weirdo like you are.
>>29443
There is no such thing as "ai defence security", no sane person wants to defend artificial intelligence of plagiarism.
>david
i made the david mccoolerson character for fun, not to be a fucking poop pun. leave my fucking stuff alone, and especially STOP copying it so much. We dont need to know how obsessed you are with your notepads.
>>29451
I'm not talking to myself nor do I describe myself that way.
I don't have PDD, I have never haed anny delays in talking, I have not behaved notoriously or any other thing that "is" considered PDD. Talking to you is not considered that. STOP ignoring these words for once.
>how do you plan to-
I'm not cutting or killing myself. I'm not a "pedo" and I am not even the type of person to deserve that kind of thing. Nobody does.
Stop projecting my words to others onto me.
>>29456
...You don't suffocate on a diaper?? What is wrong with you?
AND WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING THE STUPID WINDOW "JUMP"??? I NEVER JUMPED OUT IDIOT.

And stop repeating yourself. Stop going to your clipboard and pasting the same words, you don't know shit about proper lore, you're horrible at it.

>>29469
What fucking truth? That you're fucking repeating yourself?
Yeah I have the right to call you out for such.
I don't fucking have pervasive anything, because none of these words are written by it; only a person whose desire is to NOT be harassed anymore and just enjoy peace and quiet.
Not once had they ever laid a finger on a bird or stupid shit that gets them "allegedly hated on".
I'm not your public figure, dude. Go argue with someone more worth your time. Copying my comments and switching them to opposites (in your feeble mind) isn't going to help you either.
Fuck off.

No seriously, you've been on this fucking website for 2 hours; if not more than that.
Doesn't this waste your fucking productivity? Go outside.
Rant about your own problems to a wall, instead of crying to me about how you're desperately "trying" anything.

>>29464
>stop repeating yourself. Stop going to your clipboard and pasting the same words, you don't know shit about proper lore

Nice parrotting and massive projection, nigger anon

>>29471
>What fucking truth? That you're fucking repeating yourself and someone with PDD will never understand?
>Yeah I have the right to call you out for such.
>I don't have pervasive developmental disorder and will never understand the words are written by it; I am also a person whose desire is to be harassed more and just enjoy coming back to the board that does it every day.
>you've been on this fucking website for 2 hours;
PDD alert, do you spend all the time between your posts staring at the site waiting for a reply? You're more retarded than I thought.

>>29481
it's not projection at all; you keep fucking saying the same lore comment and david crap over and OVER AND OVER again, it's not funny at all and you need to stop
>ni-
Nope I'm not black try again
>>29483
No. I don't want to wait for you. You're fucking gross and mean-spirited. I'm not retarded to tell you that. Please go away.

>>29499
Go away where Jordan? I am doing what this board was created for. What kind of a PDD retard would go to the "insult Jordan" board and be upset that the people on the board are insulting Jordan?

>>29499
pdd riddled nigger

>>29576
Pls do not mock the mentally deficient.

>>29577
i mock whoever i want

mainly geordie

>>29464
A normal human, that isn't vexed by the disembodied voices of demons, would RAISE the topic and comment on it, rather than accusing someone of holding positions they didn't make. But you're not normal. So this is how you raise the topic.
There's something fitting about you being such a bitch you have to imagine some wrongdoing before you believe you're input is necessary.
Trust you instincts, nothing you do or say or feel is valid or of interest to anyone.
Literally no one cares what you think.
also when you act like a woman around others, even online, you're raping them. And one day someone is going to exercise their right to defend themselves from you forcing them to participate in your kink.

>>29586
And? I don't have "disembodied voices of demons".
>b-but you're not-
Yeah I am normal :) And autism IS normal too :3
>literally no one cares what you think
and by your logic, no one cares about your false claims and weird ideology.
>when you act like a-
I'm not being the women, and I'm not "raping" people. No I'm not going to be a biastophile. Not sure what you're on about that made you think this.
>forci-
Why assume this? If I had someone as a friend and they dont like a kink??? I don't force it. Hell i dont talk to people primarily of kinks you moron. Sheesh you're incapable of understanding or knowing boundaries
>>29578
stop talking to a literal old man.
>>29481
>nice projection, durrr
>>29508
>>29574
>replies two times in a row
proved my point. thanks for admitting you're a nonce

>>29588
>everybod-
Buddy, read the realtime. Nobody is joining this, two people don't count.
>does NOT a pprecia-
Well if I got told to do a crime irl I wouldn't fucking do it. Therefore I wont actually behead or kill someone, even for being a pedophile or abuser.
>positively-practical advice
>DURRRR WE'RE GONNA TROLL YOU AND SEND THE SAME PICTURES AND VIDEOS EVERY DAY
You don't do fucking positive advice to someone who's a victim of your evergoing harassment, doesn't warrant a board, doesn't want seek attention, or even wants to interact with fucking creeps like you. I am not an enemy for telling you the things I hate doing. You're the fool for not taking meds to realize this. Stop talking to me.

>>29589
>>29590
PDD.

>>29597
>you gotta stop calling out an elderly man for being questionable to my face pictures, stealing art and more
>you gotta stop telling corrupt people that violate your boundaries NOT to do said thing
Fuck off.
>durrr being on the spectrum isn't nor-
It.... actually is?? How is that fucking insanity to be autistic. You're fucking moronic.
>you come across a total a-
Pot calling the kettle black. The sheer hypocrisy of you doing the same exact thing. By that logic you should stop replying to me and being weird.
>>29601
>ffs
You mean for fuck sake? Who's "people" again? Your imaginary friends? I'm not schizo like you Klimmyboy. I'm *in* my right mind unlike yours cuz i don't repeat myself nor mock innocent individuals; something you're doing.

>>29620
again you're awful at baiting; you clearly like me for some reason

Love your new work

>>29624
He is such a talented artist

>>29629
Indeed

>>29626
>>29629
>>29630
Stop photoshopping my face on random people, especially BLACK people, why do that??

>>29706
Ummm... because you're black

>>29714
I think you need to see: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/29112.html

>>29714
Ummm... no I'm not, you pedophile

>>29743
This post is correct, Jordan is brown, not black (and a pedophile).

>>29743
Oh Nigger please

>>29838
Jordan HAS a real job now!

>>29748
Not brown either. Not Mexican, and NOT orange.
I'm american and english. Why, because you don't hear of "brown people" watching obscure cartoons or drawing art for them.
>>29839
I do, and it's called "kill yourself". You're next for the death row, Klim.

>>29840
Too PDD to bother correcting.

>>29845
You are PDD, that's right.
>>29848
No, it's actually
>

>>29854
PDD denial and delusion.

Ummm... what do you actually mean by "English", Jordan? Could you explain, please?
Thanks.

>>29874
English is in Spain.

>>29875
Lololol
What Odds are called on a nonsensical answer?

>>29879
Who can place odds on that... it's a dead cert!!!

>>29874
America, retard.
It's not pdd nor delusion