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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.

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NEET General #838 - 4c1 Edition NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No. 851990
Get in the car we going to 4c1.

OLD: >>850985


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.851991 del
SA BEST A


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.852000 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.852001 del
Do not ask about 4c1.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.852002 del
Grannybot didn't answer.
I am seriously worried she has died.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.852003 del
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.852004 del
>>852002
Try again tomorrow.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.852005 del
>>852003
AnAl and Potat.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.852006 del
>>852002
Can you drink drive there and see if she is OK?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.852007 del
>>852006
I am drunk but I can't drive due to (mentally) being a child..


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.852008 del
>>852003
Dutton is a fucking weird looking cunt. He needs eyebrows.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.852010 del
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You love mummy!


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.852011 del
Chiggen and gravy roll for breakfast tomorrow.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.852012 del
Somebody make a proper thread and we'll delete this one


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.852013 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.852014 del
>>852012
What is wrong with this one?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.852015 del
There is nothing wrong with this thread.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.852016 del
Is there a movienight


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.852017 del
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MUMMY


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.852019 del
>>852016
m8, it is already on


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.852020 del
>>852019
Link pwease


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.852021 del
>>852020
You are deliberately making ignorant posts.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.852023 del
>>852022
Thanks maate


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.852024 del
>>852013
It does look good.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.852025 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.852026 del
I did a big fart in the new Olive tracksuit


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.852027 del
>>852026
It’s khaki now


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.852028 del
Meet me in memory in Tennessee
Where the sky is filled with stars
And your heart is filled with me
Heat meets the night and your kiss with me
You'll always have my heart in Tennessee


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.852030 del
I am in bed again. Untucked. Unloved.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.852031 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.852032 del
>>852026
Olive wouldn't be impressed.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.852033 del
>>852030
I'll be in later and we can spoon for awhile if you want.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.852034 del
>>852032
It was fragrant and had a good depth of sound


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.852035 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.852036 del
Sick of being a broke arse loser


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.852037 del
I have a confession to make:
4c1 was just the name of the picture on my hard disk drive (HDD) and I couldn’t think of a good edition name or introduction.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.852038 del
Awful thread.
Possibly the worst of all time.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.852039 del
>>852038
We’ve had worse.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.852041 del
>>852033
No no
You see it as a chore
I understand


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.852042 del
>>852039
I remember this one(ones)


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.852043 del
>>852008
He's potato.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.852044 del
>>852040
What a bitch she is.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.852046 del
>>852036
You'll get through it.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.852047 del
>>852027
kaki means poop in Hungarian


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.852048 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.852049 del
Ok we are back

@womboflix first order of business is to ad "Team America (2004)" and "Westworld (1973)" to the moofie list

thank you


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.852050 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.852051 del
>>852049
How many times do you need to be told that you don’t dictate Womboflix viewing.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.852052 del
does anyone have this glowing sky?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.852053 del
>>852052
Nobody in a metro area will notice anything


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.852054 del
>>852051
lel you are Dyslexic arent you ?

I respectfully asked for moofies to get added added to the list and then when wombo feels like it he asks us to vote on the list and a decision is made based on popular demand

so bye bye seweety


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.852055 del
Night.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.852056 del
>>852055
Good night.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.852057 del
>>852049
Fuck off. You're banned Keegan.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.852058 del
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>>852057
I am not Keegan. I am Lord Nuro and sound Mad. Haha.

Going to go for a walk and a smoke. Later NEETs.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.852059 del
They should have held the Vietnam War in India


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.852060 del
Closing the tab.
The board is out of control.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.852061 del
Do people actually have sex while in highschool? Is that actually a thing?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.852062 del
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Melbourne neets should have a look and see if they can see anything

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1cpe10n/south_melbourne_beach_right_now/


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.852063 del
>>852062
Is this from the solar flare thing?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.852064 del
UnbannedNEET returns


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.852065 del
Wage off.
Great thread.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.852066 del
>>852061
It used to be.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.852067 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.852068 del
>>852065
Welcome back neet.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.852069 del
>>852058
>I am Lord Nuro and sound Mad
Yes, we noticed.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.852070 del
>>852069
The (You) is silent.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.852071 del
Death Proof and Sicario on tele :)


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.852072 del
>>852071
whats a tele ?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.852073 del
>>852042
You'd think the rash wwould've cleared up by now.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.852074 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.852075 del
Daddy Who?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.852076 del
>>852061
I'd imagine the kids are a lot more horned up these days thanks to Internet porn and degen music vids/moofies etc.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.852077 del
>>852074
>resorts to 18.1 attacks
you really are the lowset of the low and you god damn know it


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.852078 del
God that kiwi bitch is so annoying.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.852079 del
What happened to the Nikki and camper poster?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.852080 del
The who and what poster?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.852081 del
>>852080
Don’t you remember the camping girl Nikki?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.852082 del
>>852081
Negative


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.852083 del
I don't remember it either.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.852084 del
Looking south just looks like the normal city glow.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.852085 del
Sagitarius sort of looks like that upside down pentagram.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.852086 del
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.852087 del
>>852076
Literally the opposite. There is no mystery in it anymore.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.852088 del
>>852077
You're a meth addict in a dunny.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.852089 del
>>852078
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-5fYV2jkcnQ [Embed]
Tibees is the only Kiwi that neets need.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.852090 del
Witnessed a drunk crash his push-bike into a hedge and get stuck. Opted not to intervene.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.852091 del
>>852013
>350cc

Girls bike


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.852092 del
>>852091
Based.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.852093 del
A postie bike is 105cc. Anything over that is for girls. Men should just ride postie bikes unless they are so exec they need an eeb.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.852094 del
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.852095 del
Never had waffles


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.852096 del
woke up
go outside
the sky is still the same fucking colour it always is at night
going back to sleep


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.852097 del
Going to make some eggs with chicken salt and watch some Colombo. Life is good.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.852098 del
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>>852097
Sounds good.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.852099 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.852100 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.852101 del
>>852095
You're not missing much


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.852102 del
>>852098
>>852099
Mording.
Happy Mummybot's Day


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.852103 del
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>>852089
Remember when she sent Weber nudes on snapchat


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.852104 del
really hard to pick up all the lore here. who's weber?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.852105 del
>>852104
He was Edmond Dantes. And he was my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He was you and me. He was all of us.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.852107 del
>>852105
this clears things up, thank you!


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.852108 del
>>852107
You're welcome, fren.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.852109 del
>>852106
Yes please.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.852110 del
>>852102
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.852111 del
morning bros


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.852112 del
>>852111
Good morning NEET.


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.852114 del
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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.852115 del
Mordung


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NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.852117 del
>>852115
Good Morning Sar.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.852118 del
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feel sorry for all the cultures and nations india absorbed after partition like khalistan. imagine being trapped in a federation with hindus.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.852119 del
>>852118
>imagine being trapped in a federation with hindus
I live in australia in 2024, I don't have to imagine


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.852120 del
Nice wank technique, NEET


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.852121 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.852122 del
>>852121
It would be funny if it wasn't true


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.852123 del
>>852081
I remember, NEET.
She lived out of a car with her dog.
Probably went to jail for beastiality.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.852124 del
The arse loses what it holds, but keeps the memory.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.852126 del
>>852124
Eternal gape.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.852127 del
>>852118
Moghuls were all soft diplomats that converted for lulz. Islam fails everywhere.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.852128 del
Morning.
Woed.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.852129 del
>Ghurid dynasty
These were the converts, they were before Moghuls.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.852130 del
>>852128
Mord. Hope it gets better.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.852131 del
Bought hogwarts last night while high.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.852132 del
>>852128
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.852133 del
>>852131
I was goign to get that but my computer wasn't good enough


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.852134 del
>>852133
Your computer is fine neet. It is you who are unready to handle hogwarts.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.852135 del


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.852136 del
Fat cat went splat


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.852137 del
Have any of you used Zeolite?
Sounds like the miracle drug we've been looking for.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.852138 del
Bacon and cheese


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.852139 del
Need to get ready for wage.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.852140 del
>>852138
In a blender?


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.852141 del
>>852139
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.852142 del
>>852139
at least you never have to de-ice your windscreen. get back to me with your moaning after you have to wipe condensation off the inside with tissues


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.852143 del
>>852140
Makes a thick milkshake, add eggs and flower and you can make pancakebaconcheese mix with it.


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.852144 del
Feel like shit this morning


NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.852145 del
>>852142
Why wouldnt I have to do that?


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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.852147 del
>>852145
do you? i forget that it does get cold in south australia and tasmania. anyway nothing worse than sitting in your car waiting for it to defrost whilst knowing you're already late and toilberg's going to pretend not to notice when you get in and be passive aggressive to you about it


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.852148 del
>>852147
Gets cold in the desert too. I remember having to wait for a shower because the pipes would be frozen every morning.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.852149 del
Went to coffee and cars and the beachside markets.
Having some snakes alive and a cup of tea now.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.852150 del
>>852148
interesting, i wouldn't've (wouldn't of) expected that. would love to go to aus one day and see that big lake in the middle that sometimes fills up, also the giant rock in the middle that you can't climb up anymore


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>>852150
Can't climb ayer's rock anymore without offending the boongs.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.852152 del
Do the locals still call it ayer's rock or uluru?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.852153 del
>>852152
Ayer's


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.852154 del
>>852153
Yeah, only leftist yuppies call it Uluru in my experience.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.852155 del
Such an awful feeling of hope and longful bitterness hearing this song.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.852156 del
>>852155
You already posted it in this thread.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.852157 del
>>852156
Sorry.


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Neets love Tessa Violet.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.852159 del
>>852157
It's alright.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.852160 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=K9CVfhHLMU0 [Embed]

any dabke man in?


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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.852162 del
>>852161
My exact body type


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.852163 del
>>852161
what is this from?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.852164 del
>>852151
Just climb it anyway it's not like they're hanging around if there's no bottle shops nearby


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.852165 del
Suffering STRESS


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.852166 del
>>852163
r/redscarepod


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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.852169 del
>>852166
Looks like a hate sub. Reported.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.852170 del
Reddit is for wankers.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.852171 del
Bought the supermarket bread. Regret, even the expensive one is the same sugarshit


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.852172 del
>>852171
i get telephone bread from the german bakery


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.852173 del
>>852171
I don't think they put sugar in bread m8.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.852174 del
>>852172
>telephone bread
Does it ring?


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>>852174
no it just be shaped like a telephone


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.852176 del
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>Keegan is speaking like a nigger again


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.852177 del
>>852171
I sneak into a corner and take some slices of bread out of the packet and stick them down my pants and under my shirt evenly, easily rack half a loaf


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.852178 del
>>852177
You could also tie a few slices to the bottom of each foot. Shoes? Bread? Who can say?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.852179 del
3/4 of the pizza has just disappeared in-front of me. Thinking about the next 1/4


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.852180 del
>>852178
A millionaire idea would be to eat raw beef mince out of the packet and take coles to court for not stopping you getting sick.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.852181 del
Already lunch, got nothing done, woe


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.852182 del
>>852179
keep it for later.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.852183 del
>>852182
I have, thank you.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.852184 del
>>852173
It's 2% sugar by weight, but the real culprit here is short chain starches that are really only one step away from sugar.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.852185 del
Stressed, failed to do anything, failed to relax.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.852186 del
>>852185
breathe in but let your tummy relax into a pot belly so your diaphragm can go down deeper. do this a few times, it can stop panic attacks. sounds gay but does work


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>>852186
>et your tummy relax into a pot belly
I feel better already.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.852188 del
>>852187
You look better.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.852189 del
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>>852179
what topping?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.852190 del
>>852186
I'll make your diaphram go deeper.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.852191 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PnD1HWXSo [Embed]

The neo-noir crime thriller Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) will be on womboflix tonight, 7pm AEST


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.852192 del
>>852191
hmm, is there something wrong with the youtube link? https://youtube.com/watch?v=PnD1HWXSo [Embed]


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.852193 del
>>852191
Ok, here's another link to the youtube trailer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=z46OFeMBJY4 [Embed]


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.852194 del
>>852190
>In 2014, researchers published findings from a study involving over 1,600 males in the United States. In this study, the average dimensions for an erect penis were 14.2 cm (5.6 in) in length and 12.2 cm (4.8 in) in circumference. The participants submitted their own measurements and received condoms in exchange.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.852195 del
>>852189
Half garlic prawn went and 1/2 of the pulled pork went. Leave 1/4 pulled pork.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.852196 del
Half of you will watch it for the homosexual sexoo.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.852197 del
>>852192
It might be a double underscore (_)


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.852198 del
>>852194
>submitted their own measurements


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.852199 del
>>852198
kek, brutal


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.852200 del
>>852195
Magic math pizza
Wish I could eat 2 halves and still have a quarter.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.852201 del
>>852200
I got two extra large pixxas and ate halves of each last night. Each extra large said it serves 3.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.852202 del
>>852197
I have reported the problem, and I suspect that's it


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.852203 del
Took Motherbat out for a counter meal and a waddle and an ice cream.
I drank her complimentary champagne.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.852204 del
>>852201
how much pixxa remains? answer as a fraction of initial amount


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.852205 del
>>852203
>I drank her complimentary champagne.
Good?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.852206 del
Might crack a beer and do some internet racism.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.852207 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.852208 del
>>852205
Nah it tasted like the shit Nuro would drink


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.852209 del
>>852204
I had sex with that girl.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.852210 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.852211 del
>>852204
>answer as a fraction of initial amount
1/8.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.852212 del
>>852209
That photo was taken the next day.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.852213 del
Stressed


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.852214 del
She’s on the phone to the grand kids. I’m clogging her shitter.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.852215 del
>>852214
Will the smell reach her while she's talking to them?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.852216 del
>>852215
I hope so


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.852217 del
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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.852218 del
Her breathe just caught in her throat mid-sentence. I think the scent had reached the living room.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.852219 del
>>852218
>living room
Not for much longer.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.852220 del
>>852218
Windows opening?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.852221 del
>>852208
Well bantered.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.852222 del
It didn't flush.
I am going to deny it is mine.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.852223 del
I took a shit in the shower once with the intention of stomping it down the drain but I was too grossed out by the feeling of it against my foot so I picked it up in some toilet paper and threw the bastard in the toilet.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.852224 del
>>852222
Checked and based.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.852225 del
>>852223
A waffle stomp produced a funny image here once.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.852226 del
>>852222
What if the courts force you to take a dna test?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.852227 del
>>852226
it will be worth it to have people handle my poo


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.852228 del
There is enough neet cum up in his rectum that it contaminates the clogger's results.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.852229 del
>>852226
He should blame the dodgy champagne.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.852230 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.852231 del
>>852230
Is it possible for one man to be so incredibly based?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.852232 del
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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.852233 del
>>852232
Good rest?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.852234 del
mor beer


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.852235 del
>>852234
Drive?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.852236 del
>>852235
in fridge


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.852237 del
>>852233
Nap wank


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.852238 del
Choked on my tea.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.852239 del
>>852238
Went down the wrong pipe?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.852240 del
>>852239
He was slurping his tea in a manner most uncouth.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.852241 del
>>852102
Good morning.
It was last Sunday.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.852242 del
>>852241
I hope you treated her well that day.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.852243 del
>>852242
All the marxist holidays (from labour day throughout children day, to mothers' day) were treated quite seriously for 40 years in this country, and the custom stuck, so yeah.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.852244 del
>>852243
Its consumerist capitalist filth.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.852245 del
>>852243
Good. It doesn't do any harm to be good to her once a year.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.852246 del
>>852239
This never happens to people who have tea enemas.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.852247 del
>>852246
I dunno. If you'd not seen a woman from behind and went to insert a hose you might get it wrong the first time.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.852248 del
>>852243
>were treated quite seriously
Was anything significant noted on the mood report?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.852249 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.852250 del
>>852244
Same difference.

>>852245
Problem with these type of holidays, that it makes people touch the topic on one day, then forget about it the rest of the year.

>>852246
Try garlic. No I did not, do not, and will not.

>>852248
Off the charts.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.852251 del
Garlic stuffed Hungarian salami


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.852252 del
chicken broth and a BLT for dindins


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.852253 del
>>852251
Salami stuffed Hungarian Admin


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.852254 del
>>852252
What do you do with the broth?
Do you dip the bun?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.852255 del
>>852254
the broth is just a soup entree


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.852256 del
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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.852257 del
>>852253
Dream on.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.852258 del
>>852255
I dont think youre using it right.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.852259 del
>>852258
it was a stock cube I chucked in a cup of boiling water
tastes like crap
I think I'll go back to chicken noodle soup and straining the noodles out


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.852260 del
>>852259
You should dip your blt in it.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.852261 del
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>>852246
Or a tea wank with two dilma sluts


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.852262 del
>>852260
That's feral. No.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.852263 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.852264 del
Thats how chamomileNEET has his.
Leaves the bag in.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.852265 del
>>852049
These are based picks. Will show up and shut up for theses.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.852267 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.852268 del
>>852163
The Fat and the Laziness (2024)


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.852269 del
not good when you have to close an eye to read the thread


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.852270 del
>>852259
What brand of stock?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.852271 del
>>852269
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.852272 del
Lost whole day to stress


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.852273 del
>>852270
Massel 7's


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.852274 del
Storm rolling in


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.852275 del
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) is the directoral debut for Shane Black, who had previously been a scriptwriter for Lethal Weapon, Predator, The Last Boy Scout and Last Action Hero. It's about two-bit crook Harry Lockhart (Robert Downey Jr.) stumbles into an audition for a mystery film while on the run from the cops. Winning the part, he lands in Hollywood, where he's flung into a tangled, murderous conspiracy. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.852276 del
>>852272
Lost whole day adult life to stress


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.852277 del
>>852273
>Contains no animal content, no MSG, no onion or garlic

Try OXO brand, it has all that except garlic.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.852278 del
>>852259
Buy stock powder not cubes


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.852279 del
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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.852280 del
Forgot about mothers day,woe


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.852281 del
>>852280
make an emergency call to your mummybot neet, now


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.852282 del
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Weber had his snappy new hat bowled off his head in the turbulence of a passing extreme sports poly-athlete who recklessly whizzed past on an Eeb, once.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.852283 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.852284 del
>>852282
This was the first recorded Harrumph


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.852285 del
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OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.852286 del
>>852285
you need some new handgrips.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.852287 del
>>852285
Nuro just doesnt give a fuck about being legal anymore.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.852288 del
>>852285
is is faster than the eeb?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.852289 del
>>852285
Based.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.852290 del
>>852287
Stop being such a Negative Nancy
>>852287
Always was Always will be.
>>852288
Its a comical state of affairs really. My EEB can weighs 22kg and can do 55km/h with a 250w legal motor.

This talaria weighs 84kg has a 600w motor and tops out at 80km/h. It acelerates like a bat outta hell.


Basically its cocaine: the bike. Its totally illegal and People are just mad mad because they dont have it and you do. But it will fuck you up eventually.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.852291 del
>>852290
correction 6000 watt motor


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.852292 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.852293 del
>>852290
>But it will fuck you up eventually.
Car doors fear you.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.852294 del
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Come join womboflix tonight for some friends and movies: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.852295 del
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>>852293
Car doors fuck up roadies in big cities

Where i am at the moment in terms of riding riding powerful bikes is just fear myself.

Not going to do a repeat of bossman. Just not going to do it.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.852296 del
>>852280
I just send a text, like every year.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.852297 del
>>852296
the disappointing child


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.852298 del
>>852295
You're not pushing it to the max. When you are in the rage zone you can spot car doors before they happen and slam them and freak the normies out. Get a helmet BTW. 10% extra balls for nothing.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.852299 del
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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.852300 del
>>852297
There's one in every family is.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.852301 del
Disregard the 'is'.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.852303 del
>>852302
Why the fuk she not keep that shit private but gotta post it on insta and everything. Why?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.852304 del
>>852303
They need attention.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.852305 del
Severely woed


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.852306 del
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going to bed


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.852307 del
>>852305
I am more woed than you


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.852308 del
>>852306
>Thinking about Ana de Armas Medieval Cannon Edition


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.852309 del
>>852307
On a calendar holiday it's entirely possible


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.852310 del
Monk what's the plan of attack this week?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.852311 del
>>852310
Wagon tomorrow


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.852312 del
>>852311
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.852313 del
Fucked up this weekend, just like I always do. Doesn't matter, I'll get another chance next week.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.852314 del
Arriving at the gym. I've been neglecting it for a while.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.852316 del
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a lot like two other Shane Black movies - The Last Boy Scout and The Nice Guys


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.852317 del
Night.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.852318 del
Someday I'm gonna lead a better life than this.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.852319 del
>>852318
But not tomorrow?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.852320 del
>>852319
A little bit better, but that's all


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.852321 del
>>852317
Goodnight.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.852322 del
Down on the squat. Woe. This is what I deserve for neglecting my lifting.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.852323 del
Down and out living in a squat. Woe. This is what I deserve for neglecting my life.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.852324 del
neet fight camp tomorrow, I mean it this time for real. For really real.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.852325 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.852326 del
Done lifting. Went well.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.852327 del
>>852326
Good boy, you've earned a goon.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.852328 del
>tfw Hugh Jass


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.852329 del
>tfw mike hunt


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.852330 del
>tfw born-again KHV


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.852331 del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.852332 del
All my life needed was a sense of some place to go


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.852333 del
one day I'm gonna open up myself a flea market

one day I'm gonna open up myself a flea market, and you're gonna be wishin you did

I'm gonna retire off the profits


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.852334 del
>>852333
Mong Market PTY Ltd.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.852335 del
morning bros, might get some pidser for breakky


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.852336 del
Good Morning NEETs

Up early. Went for a brap on the Talaria, got a bacon and egg roll toasted. Opened the shop on time. Motivated to smash out some work today. This is the opposite of NEETdom.

>>852335
>get pizda
thats not how it works, you eat leftover pizda, you do not aquire it


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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.852338 del
>>852335
>>852336
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.852339 del
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>>852336
Another day in the grindhouse eh?
Maybe you can spare some time to fit some new handgrips on that poor Eeb.


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NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.852341 del
>>852339
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.852342 del
The $750 Centrelink cash relief initiative is a lifeline for Australian citizens facing financial struggles in the face of high inflation rates and cost of living. More than just money, it shows the government cares about its people and responds to their basic needs.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.852343 del
>>852342
Fuck off Albo


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.852344 del
gonna work on the falcon today, hope I can get the tub off before it pisses with rain. Mechanics tomorrow with a written summary of the whole freakin saga. I hope Barry didnt take too much coke and molly on his recent trip to hamilton island.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.852345 del
>>852343
We care about you.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.852346 del
>>852343
So he does post here.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.852347 del
>>852342
More jew monopoly money to distract the goyim from the invasion


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.852348 del
>>852347
They've hit $1 trillion dollars in debt now, so at this point the money printer might as well go brrrrrr.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.852349 del
>>852347
You'll accept their hand outs, implying your complicitness.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.852350 del
People can anticipate an increase in 2024 Centrelink one-time payments since the Australian government has promised a 6% increase in these payments.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.852351 del
The government's larger initiatives to assist people and families affected by the financial consequences of the epidemic include the $4000 Centrelink Payment April 2024. Centrelink $4000 Bonus April 2024 is intended to provide financial support to people who require emergency help due to financial hardship.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.852352 del
They'll just spend it on drugs and fast food.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.852353 del
Hidden Centrelink payments is a special income benefit scheme initiated by Centrelink to its eligible individual who qualify low income level criteria. These are unpopular or unknown payments schemes provided by Centrelink to its beneficiaries.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.852354 del
The Government aims to lessen the financial strain and guarantee the eligibility for the essential groceries. The beneficiary has to determine the financial hardship which prevents them from meeting the basic needs and the individuals shall be the citizens of Australia.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.852355 del
Centrelink one-off payments 2024 is a government scheme that provides $250 worth of immediate cash needs during an unexpected financial crisis. Usually, people in emergency situations need instant help, and these are the types of payments are made for them.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.852356 del
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>>852355
> need instant help,


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.852357 del
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>>852342
I just got my low income health care card today in the mail today. It expired. a few months ago. Because i am not NEET and have an ABN now they wanted 2 years of my tax returns and business assets. Motherfuckers.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.852358 del
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>>852357
> 2 years of my tax returns and business assets.
Iktf
I cant get remortgaged until after i do this years.
They want you dependant.
NEETs get at least a grand for nothing and bossmen get close enough to 40% tax and no subsidies.
Justice.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.852359 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.852360 del
>>852344
Nice kitty


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.852361 del
>>852356
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.852362 del
>>852357
>>852358
>tfw no Health Care Card


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.852363 del
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>>852362
yeah its almost worth being NEET just for the healthcare.

Shit fucking sucks, a consult was like 35 bucks a pop after rebate, A pack of 20 codeine tabs was 25 fucking dollars and i had to see a specialist who did jack shit gave me a 15 minute consult and basically told me go see a physio.... thats was $180 thanks....


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.852364 del
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Happy Birthday!


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.852365 del
>>852362
Poor, lowly wagies only get medicare, and have to pay for it.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.852366 del
>>852363
When we once had $6 otc mindies and no charge for consults.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.852367 del
>>852364
Is it Webers?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.852368 del
>>852367
My calendar says yes.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.852369 del
>>852368
Hope Sweaty gives him a big kiss.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.852370 del


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.852371 del
>>852366
whats a mindies ?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.852372 del
>>852371
Chodeine


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.852374 del
4chan doesnt allow uploading of pictures in incognito mode.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.852375 del
>>852373
Why was it there?


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.852376 del
>>852363
Imagine not growing your own poppies and having your own smack lab.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.852377 del
>>852375
The tub can be a dangerous place.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.852378 del
>>852373
not a comfy post
BO THIS IS FEDPOSTING BAN THIS NEET NOW BEFORE THE BOARD GETS ESAFTEYD


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.852379 del
Chunk of tooth just fell out.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.852380 del
>>852379
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/12/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.852381 del
What’s this 750$? Is it only for qld?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.852382 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.852383 del
Just shaved my cock and balls. Nicked my balls like 5 times.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.852384 del
>>852342
Do I get this automatically for being on cenno or do I have to apply?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.852385 del
>>852383
Don't neglect to shave your back and crack too


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.852386 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.852387 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.852388 del
>>852386
She still hasn't been charged for throwing that Roman salute a few weeks back either.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.852389 del
>>852388
She was just waving back at tiffin


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.852390 del
I hope Mr Swindle appreciates my efforts to present him with a clean car to work on.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.852391 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SyW-p1yckoc [Embed]
Hmmm seems I need to take the entire tub off.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.852392 del
>>852379
Go to teh dentist but not the pajeet dentist.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.852393 del
Missed out on two hours sleep, too tired to do anything, not tired enough to sleep. In the twilight zone.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.852394 del
>>852393
You need a quick 15 minute nanny nap.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.852395 del
>>852394
followed by a quick 15 minute tranny fap


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.852396 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.852397 del
>>852396
I think webby deserves a bigger cake than that.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.852398 del
>>852397
I hope he's enjoying his birthday and updates us soon on his celebrations.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.852399 del
>>852390
That wojak's arm has two elbows.


NEET Board owner 05/13/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.852400 del
A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.

If you are interested please email solidneet@protonmail.com

So far the only applicant is Tiffin.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.852401 del
>>852400
The 4th reich is nigh.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.852402 del
>>852401
everyone wants to shitpost, nobody wants to be BO


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.852403 del
>>852398
Chucked a sickie.
Had a tub of strawberry yoghurt for breakfast.
Took Sweetie for a long walk.
Insisted on Subway for lunch rather than another counter meal. Had a six inch Italian BMT.
Got a jar of pasta sauce and some meatballs for spaghetts for dinner.
Can't do too many more of these.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.852404 del
>>852400
Tiffin does not apply for BO anymore.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.852405 del
>>852404
probably IGA pretending to be tiffin then


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.852406 del
Just let Big Fella delete all the shit when he wakes up each day.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.852407 del
If webby doesn't go out and celebrate his birthday in proper style, then I'll go out an binge on fast food on his behalf. I mean it!


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.852408 del
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>>852405
That NEET who applied was clearly not Tiffin, retard.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.852409 del
PC is needing a upgrade to a SSD, I think the HDD is on the way out.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.852410 del
>>852407
Do it.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.852411 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.852412 del
>>852408
BO thought that he was.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.852413 del
>>852411
Well memed.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.852414 del
>>852403
Xx hope you're having a good one


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.852415 del
Lost about $50. Lost count.
Put 50 in, got 80 out, then put my small notes in.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.852416 del
>>852415
>small notes in.
That's not the system.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.852417 del
>>852415
webby would've won thousands


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.852418 del
garn buy a ventolin from the chemist, you neets need anything?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.852419 del
>>852416
He has lost his way.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.852420 del
>>852418
30 cubic meters of sand please.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.852421 del
>>852417
It was at one of Webby's cash holes.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.852422 del
>>852403
That sounds like a good day.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.852423 del
They've graffitied my fence again.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.852424 del
>>852423
Arseholes have no respect for anything anymore.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.852425 del
Weber's birthday and Olive can't be bothered even posting her tits.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.852426 del
>>852372
i never have in my life heard codeine called mindies and have no idea why

when i was pharming i just called em fortes or cody, if i was speaking to normies i would just say its morphine because thats what your liver turns it into and gets you high anyway


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.852427 del
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keke


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.852428 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.852429 del
Is it safe to go outside?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.852430 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.852431 del
Doing a crap


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.852432 del
>>852386
What about facebook/insta, youtube, tiktok, snapchat etc? Why are we only hearing about this with regards to twitter?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.852433 del
>>852432
Esafetard worked for twitter therefore had axe to grind.
Also other platforms censor everything as fast as they can.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.852434 del
>>852429
No do not go outside.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.852435 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-13/snake-in-a-ute-lisa-kournelis-living-nightmare/103836544
God these people are fucking dumb.
Put a dead mouse in a rat trap on the back seat.
Pump nitrogen into the car.
Set fire to the car.
Literally dozens of ways to get it.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.852436 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.852437 del
she is complaining about the streak of poo down the bowl
reckons it looks like pelican sat there


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.852438 del
Why does she know what pelican shit looks like?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.852439 del
>>852437
You better clean it.


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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.852441 del
>>852439
I heard her cleaning it before she had a wee. I also forgot to put the toilet stand thing she uses to raise and lower herself back.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.852442 del
>>852438
You can see it running down the light poles where they sit. They make a big mess.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.852443 del
You know you are looking at a bad home car when it doesn't have the little door that gives access to the fuel tank. Just a gaping hole in the side.
The flap has flapped away.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.852444 del
>>852441
You need to be more considerate of her.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.852445 del
>>852443
It's been gaped.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.852446 del
gotta get out of my chair, go outside, just can't


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.852447 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.852448 del
>>852444
Probably.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.852449 del
Apart from you guys, Motherbat was the only person to acknowledge my birthday.
Certainly didn't hear from the "mate" who owes me the best part of $3k.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.852450 del
>>852449
Hope you're having a few drinks later?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.852451 del
>>852450
I have to drive back to town tomorrow morning.
I had a longneck of beer and will have a couple of glasses of wine with the spaghetti.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.852452 del
>>852449
What were you thinking ? You would not loan 3k to a NEET here….


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.852453 del
Low self-esteem can lead to people-pleasing behaviour. In Primary School I let myself be pressured into trading away all my good basketball cards for crap in return.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.852454 del
Nuro stole all my tazos when he came round to my house once. My mum found them in his bag.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.852455 del
As I get older I realise both my parents were mentally ill (undiagnosed and untreated) and just general weirdos and losers.
I never had a chance.
I would be more compassionate towards them if they hadn't been so pointlessly cruel to me as well.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.852456 del
I am watching The Martian (2015).


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.852457 del
>>852456
Your favourite one?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.852458 del
>>852457
Somewhat obscurely bantered.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.852459 del
ffs, bought the wrong prepacked salad from aldi, does my failure as a human being never end?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.852460 del
>>852454
Same thing happened to me, except when my mum found the tazos in his bag nuro peer pressured me into saying that I gave him them because we were good mates when we really weren't. Nuro you JERK.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.852461 del
>>852459
Do not be so hard on yourself NEET. The depression has given you cognitive and executive functioning impairment.
You are doing the best you can.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.852462 del
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Corn flakes with milk and cherry jam.

>>852456


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.852463 del
>>852459
What are some other things you like to get fro Aldi NEET?
They do a good packet of shortbread fingers. Blackstone chips are good too.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.852464 del
>>852459
You shouldn't be eating that vile stuff anyway.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.852465 del
Pre-packed salad is assembled by brown hands and then eaten uncooked. Very risky.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.852466 del
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I finished God Emperor of Dune. I am halfway through Heretics of Dune now.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.852467 del
>>852466
How did you like the God Emperor? The book, not the emperor himself.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.852468 del
>>852465
>>852464
I do wash it before eating it. It's often the only form of salad I can bring myself to eat.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.852469 del
I can touch people wherever I want


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.852470 del
>>852467
I liked him. I empathised. I got the feeling the author was trying to make me think he was evil though.
It was all quite interesting.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.852471 del
>>852467
I thought the book itself was pretty good. Not quite as good as the previous two but not that much of a drop off in quality.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.852472 del
Huge alcohol withdrawals which some wine doesn’t seem to fix


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.852473 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.852474 del
What is going on Monk? Give us the full update please.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.852475 del
>>852470
>the author was trying to make me think he was evil
I don't think so. He was trying to give the perception from the viewpoint of the "rebels".

>>852471
The quality drop just starts now.


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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.852477 del
>>852469
Brown hands?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.852478 del
>>852475
>perception from the viewpoint of the "rebels"
And most of the Duncan Idahos.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.852479 del
>>852384
I am wondering this also.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.852480 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.852481 del
I googled that $750 cenno bonus and can't see any evidence it exists.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.852482 del
>>852357
hahah
And you call others povo. Evidently bosslady isn't paying you enough.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.852483 del
>>852455
But listen neet, you are greater than the sum of your parts. Twice as ill, twice as wierd. Specialised, basically born to claim dsp and eat tendies, evolutionary peak


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.852484 del
>>852483
Honestly I should have been humanely euthanised at some early point.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.852485 del
>>852484
Come in store to have a chat about our targeted organ failure therapies.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.852486 del
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>>852483
The neet ubermensch


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.852487 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.852488 del
>>852486
The Kwisatz Haderach, the pinnacle of the NEET breeding program.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.852489 del
>>852474
I have been going off the deep end this past week. Off my face every day, embarrassing messages, waking up with the shakes, generally living a woeful existence. Might try and move back in with my Mum, I can’t be trusted to look after myself to be totally honest


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.852490 del
>>852489
It is DSP application time.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.852491 del
Just stop drinking you mong.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.852492 del
>>852485
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.852493 del
>>852489
I don't think you're living your best life.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.852494 del
>>852489
>waking up with the shakes,
That sounds like you should go to hospital.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.852495 del
>>852476
Pete is always angry and never comfy


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.852496 del
>>852495
I thought it was good.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.852497 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.852498 del
>>852497
All memes aside, he was really unsafe around that hot oil.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.852499 del
>>852498
He's free-range.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.852500 del
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Took the falcon to the car wash and it broke down. Spent most of the afternoon huffing petty fumes waiting for the tow truck. Took it to Barry Swindle's garage, so mission accomplished, I guess. Had to catch the bus back with all the weirdos and high schoolers doing unfathomable shit on their smartphones. Got a headache. Bread and battered fish for tea. Over and out.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.852501 del
>>852497
Go Clayton.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.852502 del
>>852500
You look well.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.852503 del
>>852499
So was Helen and look what happened to her.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.852504 del
>>852500
Enjoy your fish.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.852505 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.852506 del
>why spend $200 on a $3 chicken
The flashbacks keep me awake.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.852507 del
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>>852489
Monk you burnt your bridges with your mom. Thats thats not going be ever. (i know)
You were a shit vol / BO (and oissed me off)
If i have advice for you is as bad as you feel you havent event come close to hitting rock bottom.

Get blinfd Drunk, Steal a car, Rob a pharmacy, Steal some random JEETs iphone just for fun.

Then and only then will a medical professional listen to you seriously and give you inpatient help and some non shit medication.

Pro:tip try and break a bone and get some paon meds. You are welcome,


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.852508 del
>>852409
There’s 80$ 12tb HDD’s on eBay. I can link them if you want when I get home


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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.852510 del
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Budget is tight this week.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.852511 del
>>852510
Hi IGA its been a while.

That actually makes me feel sad.

post your mobile number and i will pay id 50 bucks


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.852512 del
>>852511
Good bait


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.852513 del
>>852512
>50 bucks is 50 bucks


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.852514 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.852515 del
>pay id
Do you NEETs have it? I don't.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.852516 del
>>852506
He did not have the normal human feelings. Very disturbing.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.852517 del
>>852510
Banner worthy.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.852518 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.852519 del
>>852500
Do not put any more money into that car NEET. You should have left it by the side of the road and bought another one.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.852520 del
>>852507
I dont think Dr Nuro is a real doctor.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.852521 del
>852507
>Thats thats not going be ever.
Okay?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.852522 del
>>852510
Kek.
I hope some money comes in soon neet. You should look into shop lifting. I've done it before and it isn't that hard. I purchased a few items by going through the self serve checkouts and just so happened to have a few other items tucked into my messenger bag.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.852523 del
>>852519
Shit advice. If you can't back your car then you shouldnt have one. This is how normies get on that new car every 50 000km hamster wheel. Car finance is a trap that chicken shits think is a good idea because some one else can deal with maintainance issues. Then guys who can fix things get them cheap. tighten up a leakey gasket and have it purring to sell on or keep. You dont realize that after you get to a certian point with mechanical knowledge, everything is virtually free.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.852524 del
>>852517
I saw that on 4cuck the other week.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.852525 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.852526 del
>>852521
Gojira!


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.852527 del
>>852508
name brand or GTFO


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.852528 del
>>852523
I have been following the full saga of that NEET and his car. The car has reached the natural end of its life. Mystery issues that can't be identified and repair costs that are more than the value of the car.

Time for a new (used) car.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.852529 del
>>852527
also make sure they aren't the ones designed for archiving, cos they're fucking useless


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.852530 del
>>852528
he is also pulling your tits, as evidenced by the quora photo the other night


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.852531 del
>>852525
Nuro is the big brother we want and need but don't trust.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.852532 del
>>852530
>quora
My phone wont take photos of that solar flare night thing because the optics are shit.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.852533 del
Noodles were too salty, used wrong BEAN paste


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.852534 del
nuro is the older cousin that molested us so his step-mother doesn't leave him alone with us


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.852535 del
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>>852522
DO NOT EVER EVER EVER TRY TO STEAL SHIT AT THE SELF SERVE CHECKOUTS THEY ALL HAVE DOWN FACING CAMERAS ABOVE YOU NOW WITH AI LOOKING AT YOU

i got checked by the attendant because the machine did not recognise the 100gm of garlic i weighed and purchased was actual garlic there was another camera scanning up through the bottom plate as well. Tha thing plastic bag we all roll off the spool confused the machine learning. TLDR you could steal it 4 years ago but not today.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.852536 del
>>852535
You can stand near the entrance and just throw or roll items to an accomplice standing outside the shop


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.852537 del
>>852534
Nuro is the Elon Musk tyoe everybody loves to hate.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.852538 del
>>852535
Read the post properly you retard. I had the items I purchased in my basket but the ones I stole were in my bag. The downward cameras never saw them.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.852540 del
>>852538
The AI likely saw you take them off the shelves and put them in the bag.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.852541 del
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I want the honeycomb buzz this week. You got the wrong flavour last time.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.852542 del
>>852536
No, No you cant. If you could you would have to time it perfectly and be lucky enough to have a machine bordering on the entrance. There are (4) and time it when the self serve attendant is busy fixing up someone elses double scans or fuckups (this usually taks half their time. And you would still be on camera offloading it and shpooing centre would have your plates.

Risky but do-able. Casino Odds.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.852543 del
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They keep putting the pork roasts on sale.
They want me to gorge on pork fat again.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.852544 del
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Might give these a go.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.852545 del
>>852538
THEY SAW YOU

WE SEE YOU


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.852546 del
>>852542
Stop posting the poo posts you fucking cunt.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.852547 del
>>852541
I got the honeycomb a few weeks ago, that time when I said I was definitely getting on the wagon the next day. You remember that time right? Anyway, I don't recommend it, if you want the proper honeycomb experience get those cubes from violet crumble or crunch, they never disappoint.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.852548 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.852549 del
You can just load a trolley full of stuff and walk out without paying. It will all be on video though.
Everything is on video. For small items they may not bother going after you, but if you keep doing it they will take action.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.852550 del
Keep looking at sundaes on uber eats


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.852551 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.852552 del
What will you do with that $750 cenno bonus neets?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.852553 del
>>852550
Pajeet alway does 2 other deliveries before you so you end up with a cup of slop


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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.852555 del
>>852553
A dedicated sundae lover would of course travel to the site to eat it fresh. I am merely using it to locate places which sell good ones.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.852556 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.852557 del
>>852549
You can steal shit from woolies anytime you want, but their AI is good enough to facial scan people now and flag them. Do it 4 weeks in a row and coppers could be waiting at the the door.

We are all profiled. We all have some social credit score. Its already here


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.852559 del
>>852556
They have cameras watching the shelves too, they're all linked.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.852560 del
>>852557
You absolute retard. You have no clue what you are talking about.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.852561 del
Ivan somehow fucked up making tomato sauce, what a gronk


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.852562 del
>>852559
Yeah, and they don't do anything unless you keep hitting the same store repeatedly for high value items. Anti-shoplifting measures are there to keep out the organised gangs, not random NEETs.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.852563 del
>>852555
I see. As you were then.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.852564 del
>>852539
I've got a fast car that can drive you to Maryborough.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.852565 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.852566 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PSB-oAuAJrM [Embed]
Weber and Olive.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.852567 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.852568 del
>>852565
Москва a shit


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.852569 del
>>852443
Sniff aint safe


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.852570 del
>>852449
Dont think 10k did either


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.852571 del
>>852453
They liked you heaps for a bit


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.852572 del
>>852455
Mental illness isnt real


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.852574 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.852575 del
>>852481
You have to believe


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.852576 del
I believe in NEETbux


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.852577 del
>>852572
About as real as asthma.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.852578 del
>>852500
>unfathomable shit on their smartphones.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.852579 del
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The burgers are better at hungry neets


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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.852583 del
>>852579
Hope you made extra for the rest of us.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.852584 del
>put headphones on
>hear plastic cracking sound
Oh fuck.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.852585 del
>>852515
I think its on apple


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.852586 del
>>852528
I hate that its cost this much.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.852587 del
>>852549
Look up where to get food hamper packages or vouchers


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.852588 del
>>852579
Very nice.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.852589 del
>>852585
You can set up your bank account so that people can pay you by using your mobile phone number - they don't need a BSB or account number. Also the transfer into your account is instant, you don't have to wait until the next day.
This is done through banks, nothing to do with smartphones.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.852590 del
I think I've said before about how I'm too fat to go to the charity food places.
the looks I would (imagine) I am getting. Would be a waddling joke.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.852591 del
>>852590
I work in a charity place and feed all the fats, it's nice to have some people who actually like eating, breaks the ice


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.852592 del
>>852591
you do not.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.852593 del
>>852592
I bet he does it to take advantage of the vulnerable neet bussies there.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.852594 del
>>852481
About as real as asthma.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.852595 del
Who would taunt us in such a sick way?
Mentioning phantom $750 bonuses?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.852596 del
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>>852595
like everything else, it's all done by the government to manipulate us and create despair


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.852597 del
>>852590
Neet you need to let go of those feelings of shame. Remember shame is never something to be proud of.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.852598 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.852599 del
My very existence is shameful.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.852600 del
Somebody come get this man
I think he got lost in my DMs, what? My DMs, what?
You better come get your man
I think he wanna be way more than friends, what?
More than friends
What you want me to say?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.852601 del
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Some of us could do with some self improvement. Except for nuro who is obviously already perfect.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.852602 del
going to bed


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.852603 del
>>852602
Good night.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.852604 del
>>852602
Early to bed and early to rise makes a NEET healthy, wealthy, and wise.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.852605 del
>healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Who else here is 0 for 3?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.852606 del
>>852604
No I’m just a loser.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.852607 del
>>852605
pretty sure I'm on negative one


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.852608 del
>>852606
No you're not.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.852609 del
I'm healthy but dumb and broke.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.852610 del
>>852606
Do not be so negative about yourself.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.852611 del
Going to have a cup of tea and try to be productive. Today has been a bad day.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.852612 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.852613 del
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Did some deadlifts, day is never completely wasted so long as you did some deadlifts.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.852614 del
Might go to the bottleo and get Maccas


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.852615 del
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>>852614
Could you get me a 20 pack of nuggets please? Also a large chocolate sundae. And a caramel one. Make sure they put the sauce on both the bottom and the top of the sundae.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.852616 del
>>852613
Well done NEET. I did bench press today.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.852617 del
>>852613
>>852616
Well done neets.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.852618 del
>>852614
I don't think the bottle shop sells that.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.852619 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.852620 del
>>852601
Nuro is the most perfect NEET this board has ever deserved


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.852621 del
Collected some pipis off the beach as the sun was setting. Feel like a man, a hunter-gatherer if you will.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.852622 del
>>852621
They should cook up nicely.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.852623 del
>>852621
Well done NEET. Make me a fettuccine dish with them please.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.852624 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.852625 del
>>852623
>>852622
Only got like a dozen as it was getting too dark to see. I will try cooking some one day but these will be used as fishing bait.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.852626 del
>>852621
at least you will get one meal before your dole cheque comes in next week


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.852627 del
>>852342
First I'm hearing of this. When do we get it?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.852628 del
>>852625
Yeah they make good bait.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.852629 del
>>852625
>fishing bait.
The cod hole?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.852630 del
>>852627
I think some NEET was trolling us. It isn't real.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.852631 del
>>852627
Only neets vetted by nuro will be eligible.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.852632 del
>>852367
>>852368
Sheeeet. Happy birthday big boy!


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.852633 del
>>852579
Grego?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.852634 del
>>852631
Based.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.852635 del
>>852379
How? This happened to me a few years back while munching on pork crackling. Still haven't been to a dentist.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.852636 del
Night.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.852637 del
>>852627
>The $750 Centrelink relief package is designed especially for Queensland’s citizens and provides a sense of security in the face of economic difficulties.

https://rlps.org/750-centrelink-cash-relief-2024/


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.852638 del
>>852633
I knew he posted here.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.852639 del
>The $750 Centrelink relief package is designed especially for certain Queensland citizens and provides a sense of basedness in the face of economic difficulties.
There were some typos in the original press release


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.852640 del
>>852636
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.852641 del
>>852637
> sense of security
Which sort of implies the opposite doesn't it, when you're forced to live on handouts


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.852642 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.852643 del
>>852641
I don't see it that way.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.852644 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.852645 del
>>852644
You love him smooth.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.852646 del
>>852400
May as well nuke the place or rename it /auspol/, because either way people will stop coming here if you let that schizo take control.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.852647 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.852648 del
NEETbux 750


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.852649 del
Its not just for qlders


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.852650 del


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.852651 del
>>852613
Did some situps too. Feel good. The most important thing now is not to leave this until late in the evening, but to get it done early in the morning, so I can reap the benefits of the energy and positive feelings during the day.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.852652 del
>>852651
>situps
Well done NEET. I don't think I would be able to do a sit-up.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.852653 del
>>852650
What does that mean?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.852654 del
>>852400
You did well to look after it for so long, tis a thankless task


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.852655 del
First thing tomorrow when I get my shit together I'm going to create a second youtube account, and have it subscribed to all my history channels and only those. I'm sick of trying to lie down and fall asleep and finding my feed full of technical shit and paranormal vidoes


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.852656 del
>>852652
It's easier than you might think if you're fat because you don't have as far to travel before your gut hits your legs


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.852657 del
>>852656
>before your gut hits your legs
The apron.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.852658 del
Cruisey you should take your mongs to a karaoke bar.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.852659 del
Is there actually a cenno bonus? I might have to go to that JSP interview tomorrow after all?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.852660 del
>>852659
>Is there actually a cenno bonus?
I don't think so.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.852661 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.852662 del
>>852507
>mom
>Thats thats not going be ever. (i know)
>(and oissed me off)
>If i have advice for you is as bad as you feel
>blinfd
>Pro:tip
>paon meds


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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.852664 del
>>852554
>tfw no booba to suckle


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.852665 del
>>852579
I see sauce


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.852666 del
>>852590
Just imagine all the fat single mothers that go


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.852667 del
>>852591
>I work

Well la di fucking da Mr Bigshot bidness man.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.852668 del
>>852595
Knew it was too good to be true.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.852669 del
>>852626
Payday was today you butt sniffer.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.852670 del
>>852637
>vital financial support for families and individuals facing heart shape

Yeah, this website I've never heard of before seems like a legit and trustworthy source of information...


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.852671 del
>>852658
"Let's get retarded in here!"


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.852672 del
>>852661
Night nigga


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.852673 del
Been playing harry potter
Im ravenclaw because of my curious nature


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.852674 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.852675 del
>>852544
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ikhhWL0En4A [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.852676 del
>>852662
That was exactly my thought too. He doesn't often butcher a post that badly


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.852677 del
>>852674
Ana are you okay?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.852678 del
Can't stop thinking how I'd spend that bogus stimulus payment. GN.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.852679 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.852680 del
Have the stellaris soundtrack stuck inside my head.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.852681 del
>>852679
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.852682 del
>>852678
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.852683 del
Mrogalin


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.852684 del
Need one more hour of sleep, it's always like this, stupid brain keeps waking up a little too early.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.852685 del
>>852684
It knows you'll waste the extra energy.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.852686 del
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I am a long-time (over 10 years) NEET and these are some comedy shitpost poems that I wrote. They are also on amaZOG if you feel so inclined to buy one (I put memes on the covers lol)

Thank you for your time
=======
files.catbox.moe/4s8yl4.pdf
files.catbox.moe/f21v69.pdf
files.catbox.moe/82sced.pdf
files.catbox.moe/irz98h.pdf
=======
files.catbox.moe/ltjweu.epub
files.catbox.moe/lsp6cd.epub
files.catbox.moe/e41yja.EPUB


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.852687 del
Really should've taken nuro's advice and gotten them caffeine pills


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.852688 del
>>852686
But how does this affect me?


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.852689 del
>>852683
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.852690 del
Harry potter


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.852691 del
>>852686
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.852692 del
I can smell hot chips somewhere


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.852693 del
>>852692
Pardon me.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.852695 del
>>852692
Grab me a medium with plenty of salt thanks.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.852696 del
>>852673
You should be in Hufflepuff.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.852697 del
Time for the womboflix movie selection committee to meet again! Vote for a movie on the list, or nominate a new movie to be added.

The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop
Ex Machina
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Annie Hall(1977)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
The Wild Geese(1978)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Spaceman(2024)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Office Space
The Imitation Game
Steve Jobs
Predator 1/Predator 2
Dr Strangelove
Barry Lyndon
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Police Academy(1984)
Place Beyond The Pines(2012)
Pootie Tang(2001)
Team america world police(2004)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Westworld (1973)
Fast And Furious(2001)


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.852698 del
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>>852697
I'm a mong today and forgot the customary image


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.852699 del
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Good morning NEETs.
Quite chilly this morning. I am trying not to use the heater. Can't afford it.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.852700 del
>>852697
I vote for Team America, World Police.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.852701 del
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NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.852702 del
>>852697
Whatever Nuro has recommended but wont show up for.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.852703 del
>>852694
It is not acceptable behaviour, but I laughed that he gave all the overpaid lazy bureaucrat women PTSD.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.852704 del
>>852703
They shouldn't have stolen his fucking dog.


NEET 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.852705 del
They shouldn't have fucked the stolen dog


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.852707 del
>>852706
Poor fella. They prey on these smoothbrains.


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.852709 del
>>852697
Pootie Tang


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.852710 del
Federal budget is tonight. Hopefully there is a little something in there for the NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.852711 del
>>852699
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.852712 del
>>852711
Thank you NEET. You are a good one.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.852713 del
>Thinking about some kfc. I deserve it


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.852714 del
>>852710
Sure as fuck wont be anything there for incel male wagies.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.852715 del
>>852713
You do deserve it NEET. Get as much as you can eat.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.852716 del
>>852714
Fuck the wagies. Neet supremacy.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.852717 del
>>852714
They are just tax cows to be milked.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.852718 del
>>852715
No, I shall be restrained and just get the giant snack pack. I shall return for a second helping later in the day if I feel it warranted.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.852719 del
>>852718
>the giant snack pack
Chips, popcorn chicken and 6 nuggets. Pretty alright serve for the price imo. Can add on a can of drink for $1.50.

Chip portion should be just shy of equivalent to 2 regular chips


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.852720 del
>>852710
Can one of you neets with a tv watch it for us and let us know the moment you hear anything about this $750 cenno bonus? The ambiguity is causing much anguish.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.852721 del
there is no seven hundred and fifty dollars


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.852722 del
>>852721
J U S T


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.852723 del
>>852721
Unless you are Weber.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.852724 del
With inflation a $750 bonus is nothing anyway.
This NEET won't get out of bed for anything less than $1500.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.852725 del
>>852723
He trusts the system.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.852726 del
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Shit, one company owns both BWS and Dan Murphy's?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.852727 del
>>852726
Merchants are all the same mate


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.852729 del
>>852728
If we all go and live in nuro's toilet can we each claim the rebate?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.852730 del
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>>852688
read them is funny make u kek :)

>>852691
good morning!


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.852731 del
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Something something something nice things…..


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.852732 del
Something or someone has eaten through many of the caps on the bottled water I keep in the shed for emergencies.
One of the caps has come clean off. They must have twisted it.
Some sort of monstrous rat perhaps.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.852733 del
>>852732
are these normal pet bottles?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.852734 del
>>852732
It was a cyborg possum, I stake my reputation on it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.852735 del
>>852731
Tommy with the better order again. You always get those lean lumps of meat.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.852736 del
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>>852733
They are pic related.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.852737 del
>>852736
That's actually toilet water repackaged as bottled water.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.852738 del
>>852737
NK you boong.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.852739 del
>>852731
Based.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.852740 del
>>852734
It's always the possums.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.852741 del
>>852735
Nah I am not a fan of seafood if a steak is available. My diet is shit. A real lump of cow and some salad really recharges my batteries.

>>852739
BASADO !


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.852742 del
>>852736
oh yeah they're a bit flimsy


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.852743 del
>>852742
That sounds like victim blaming.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.852744 del
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>This is a seriously big deal of a whisky, fresh from the San Francisco World Spirits Awards with an unheard-of 99/100, a Double Gold medal and a clear shot at Best in Show, aka World’s Best Whisky.

Colour Golden amber
Nose Fruity with notes of fresh red apples, juicy plum and white peach
Palate Rich and fruity, with notes of wild strawberries, orange zest, vanilla and soft caramel, followed by a subtle hint of toasted oak
Finish Long-lasting creaminess with sweet vanilla and delicate oak spice
Food Match Homemade shepherd's pie with a side serving of greens and Walkers shortbread for dessert


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.852745 del
>>852744
Looks nice. Wanna try.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.852746 del
>>852745
I will be opening one and putting one away. You can have a couple of fingers.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.852747 del
>>852746
Thank you.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.852748 del
>>852744
Sounds like a good one.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.852749 del
>>852748
yeah they usually make a good one


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.852750 del
In this bad home area people walk down the street listening to music out loud. No headphones. They just play it at full volume as they walk around.
Rap songs usually.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.852751 del
>>852750
Don't fuck with Kerser


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.852752 del
I hate Aussie hip hop so much.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.852753 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FjP1Pr1OrZ0 [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.852754 del
What do neets with bad sleep do to cope with their daytime drowsiness?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.852755 del
>>852754
have nap


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.852756 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MjwUocTOp5M [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.852757 del
>>852744
Very nice.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.852758 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.852759 del
>>852758
Does it?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.852760 del
>>852755
can't really nap, all I can do is lie there


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.852761 del
What’s monks living situation now? He is no longer at mummybots?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.852762 del
>>852760
You need to induce a food coma.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.852763 del
>>852761
He left Mummybot and Zstepmum and returned to Melbourne. Living in some sort of shame shed I think.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.852764 del
>>852761
I don't he has recovered since that weekend bender.


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.852766 del
>>852759
Can't catch goanna on the grog unna


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.852767 del
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>>852657
It's actually a positive thing when your gut gets large enough to sag downwards rather than just poke out forwards. Makes you appear slimmer, and lets you squeeze between cars more easily.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.852768 del
>>852767
I'm sure that's how people see me.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.852769 del
>>852767
And the boobs spill off to the sides so they don't get in the way of your hands/reach stick.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.852770 del
>>852768
You need to tuck the apron in when you are out in public.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.852771 del
>>852763
>shame shed
A one man neet compound where monk lives life on his terms, uncompromisingly, seeking the long hard path that leads to being a nietzchean bronze age mindset ubermensch.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.852772 del
keep browsing ubereats, it's like a porn site for executives


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.852773 del
>>852771
>uber
*unter


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.852774 del
>>852771
Based.


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.852776 del
>>852772
It all looks better than it tastes.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.852777 del
>>852775
howard was by far the worst prime minister this country has ever had, even worse than the time we had a woman pm that's how bad he was


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.852778 del
>>852777
it pisses me off that he hasn't died yet


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.852779 del
>>852778
He was a jew


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.852780 del
Taking my raspberry flavoured diabetes medicine.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.852781 del
Also I do not like the distribution of chocolates in a 540 gram box of Cadbury Favourites.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.852782 del
>>852779
So he could live for another 100 years yet


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.852783 del
>>852780
The shortcakes?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.852784 del
>>852783
Vodka double cruisers
I want my legs amputated at the neck


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.852785 del
>>852784
Very disturbing remarks.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.852786 del
You fucking fucking bloody fuck you bloody bastard bitch bloody fuck you fucking mother bloody fuck bitch fucking bloody bastard bhenchod bloody why you fuck me I fuck you bloody bastard fucking running like lady yeah fraud what fucking no shout at me fucking bloody


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.852789 del
>>852788
He should have let that shirtless man into his house and let him do his thing.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.852790 del
is monk on or off the wagon?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.852791 del
>>852790
I think he fell off the wagon and was then run over by an illegal eeb and a corvette.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.852792 del
I finished The Martian. It was full-on normie cringe. Woman captains and negro physics geniuses.
I shouldn't have watched it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.852793 del
>>852792
It was when obama was still president and elon musk was getting public money for saffa scams.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.852794 del
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Want lasagne.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.852795 del
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>>852794
I ate it


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.852796 del
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>>852794
I'll cook you some now in my clean kitchen


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.852797 del
>>852791
>illegal eeb and a corvette
the nuro vs webby drag race was short but exciting


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.852798 del
>>852792
WOE. Will remove it from the womboflix list.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.852799 del
>>852798
I thought you already showed it? That was the Matt Damon retard potato one wasn't it?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.852800 del
>>852799
>the Matt Damon retard potato one
could describe basically every Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.852801 del
>>852799
You might be thinking of Good Will Hunting


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.852803 del
>>852801
Maybe Big Fella put it on then. I definitely watched it and it isn't something I would have recorded or downloaded.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.852804 del
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>whizzes past you at the lights


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.852805 del
Watching a crack head mine crack at the bus stop, wish I had that much energy


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.852806 del
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>>852708
I have that one.

>>852803
>>852799
Recently (not yesterday, but some months before) posted here he's watching The Martian. I remember because I also dl'd it not long after and watched it again, I've seen it before, but I like the part when he tries to make a life there and does some banter and whatnot.
Stream Avenue 5. First season is ebin.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.852807 del
>>852697
Team america and a bit of westworld pls


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.852808 del
>>852807
>a bit of westfield pls


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.852809 del
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Went in to see barry swindle and take in the typewritten report about whats been done by the other guy. He wasnt in a good mood and just wanted to talk about his trip to the whitsundays. He kept saying he'd move there if he had the cash and queensland is the best if you have money. Just waiting now and sick as fuck with gastro. Not eating anything until probably tomorrow. had to walk home along the freeway and the wind was blowing the truck exhaust at me and i sat on a tree stump in someones front yard and threw up. could see lots of peekers in the windows all around but no one came out to see if I was okay. Spent most of the day in bed. having a cup of coconut water and some panadol fortes. feel rekt and stressed.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.852810 del
>>852809
Crikey mate I hope you feel better soon, and I hope Barry can sort that car out.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.852811 del
>>852810
If anyone can it's Bazza.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.852812 del
>>852697
Can you add the new Adam Sandler movie where he's in space (with a spider) please.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.852813 del
>>852696
I named myself Bertrum Snuggletroff.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.852814 del
>>852812
spiders on a space plane?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.852815 del
>he's playing hogwards without me


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.852816 del
His patronus is a poker machine.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.852817 del
>>852812
>new Adam Sandler movie
Another Cruisey troll pick.


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.852819 del
>>852816
He cast Cashnado at me once


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.852820 del
>>852697
While the fellas here keep adding to the list I suggest removing some. For example:
I think Sunset Limited is great but not many here would watch it.
We watched Who Killed Captain Alex on Endcorner. I swear we watched The Truman Show too, it wasn't usual Endcorner, and if you keep list of what you streamed then it wasn't usual occasion of Womboflix eithet. But it was on.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.852821 del
>>852820
I'm taking a movie off the top of the list every week from last week onwards.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.852822 del
>>852820
>I swear we watched The Truman Show too
Are you thinking of Being John Malkovich? Because we did watch that on womboflix.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.852823 del
It needs to be renamed Nuroflix. Wombo is a has-been.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.852824 del
Rounders is a good moofie.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.852825 del
>>852823
We tried that, but the fee nuro wanted for using his name was too exorbitant


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.852826 del
>>852812
>>852817
The only Adam Sandler movie that I actually enjoyed was The Longest Yard, which is a remake of The Longest Yard. Mean Machine is also great btw.

>>852822
>you are an imbecile capable of mistaking Jim Carrey with John Malkovich
Thanks, you are very nice.
I think we watched it during an xmas stream or something, since sometimes I deviate from the list I have and put on various requests, like Ace Ventura or The Sphere.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.852827 del
mining jobs look tempting in australia


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.852828 del
Just got my $750. Who wants a zinger box?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.852829 del
>>852827
A first step on the road towards mong herding


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.852830 del
>>852828
10 buckets of kfc please.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.852831 del
>>852692
Did you check the oven and/or microwave?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.852832 del
>>852699
I can't even afford to buy a heater.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.852833 del
>>852701
>going


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.852834 del
>>852710
The IMBD score isn't promising.


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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.852836 del
>>852828
Grab me 4 please.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.852837 del
>>852812
We've seen enough Woody films.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.852838 del
>>852809
Sad development.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.852839 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UpLDqnQ_FEw [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.852840 del
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WHERE'S THE $750 WE WERE PROMISED!?!?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.852841 del
>>852840
J U S T


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.852842 del
>>852840
Kochie convinced Jim not to give it to us.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.852843 del
>>852840
They sent it to me instead.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.852844 del
@Cruisey
>Ginger and Carman are TikTok sensations. Both over 60, they say they refuse to be invisible
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/we-refuse-to-act-our-age-how-these-women-over-60-are-dominating-tiktok/91ngcsyds


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.852845 del
>>852843
Lucky bugger.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.852846 del
>>852840
Give Webby $100 and see what he can do for you.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.852847 del
>>852844
I'd slam one into em.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.852848 del
मादरचोद
बहनचोद


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.852849 del
>>852848
Don't you start your chinese talk either.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.852850 del
going to watch tv and drink lemon sprite with caffeine


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.852851 del
>>852848
महोदय, आवश्यक कार्यवाही करें


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.852852 del
>>852851
भाड़ में जाओ खूनी


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.852853 del
>>852849
खूनी कमीनी कुतिया, मैं तुम्हारे कुत्ते का बलात्कार करूंगा


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.852854 del
>>852852
अच्छा मजाक किया


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.852855 del
>>852853
How rude.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.852856 del
>>852820
>who killed captain alex
I'm not gonna watch no nigger moofie, your taste in flicks sucks shit shibs.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.852857 del
>>852827
Theres going to be a mining recession, this is widely expected. Plus the mines are mostly foreign owned and can close at the drop of a hat. We dont want no french scum here taking up jobs that would go to diversity milo boongs.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.852858 del
>>852857
>mostly foreign owned
Brown hands?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.852859 del
Sherpa neet is here


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.852860 del
>>852856
You will watch it and you will like it.
Eat the pods.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.852861 del
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>>852857
> go to diversity milo boongs.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.852862 del
Back on the ubereats food porn


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.852863 del
>>852861
I hope she won the battle against fat.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.852864 del


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.852865 del
so this $750 gubberment gibs is supposed to offset inflation, yet directly fuels it.
grim.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.852866 del
>>852865
What's your final solution?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.852867 del
>>852865
>fuels it
How?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.852868 del
>>852867
its a UBI retard, like NDIS is a UBI by proxy.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.852869 del


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.852870 del
>प्रवासन संख्या फिर से बढ़ने पर विदेशी विश्वविद्यालय के छात्रों पर कार्रवाई
>>A crackdown on international students has been announced as the government tries to rein in out-of-control immigration
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/federal-budget/crackdown-on-foreign-uni-students-as-migration-numbers-revised-upwards-again/news-story/410936c9c998ae8856bf1b8ede61f545


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.852871 del
>>852869
holy shit you are retarded, Imagine not being into economics and shit.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.852872 del
>>852868
>>852871
Aren't you the same person?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.852873 del
>>852871
That one really proves that it fuels inflation. You learnt it at Harvard, didn't you.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.852874 del
Night.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.852875 del
>>852874
Night fella.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.852876 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_r8wijZsy8Q [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.852877 del
Wage off


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.852878 del
>>852744
A-bleh


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.852879 del
>>852763
Is he back from Cairnes,?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.852880 del
>>852771
Stone age mindset.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.852881 del
>>852792
Didnt steve martin do one called that?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.852882 del
>>852809
Hope you get over the wog soon


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.852883 del
>>852817
It was very good.
He is the best actor this decade.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.852884 del
>>852844
Why did you @ me?
I cant into social media


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.852885 del
>>852877
Well waged, time to relax.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.852886 del
>>852856
He's a turkmenistani sympathiser.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.852887 del
>>852857
They expected it over 10 years ago. It happened and kpt going


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.852888 del
>>852882
we can never get rid of the wog


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.852889 del
>>852865
All of it fuels it. Money is worthless.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.852890 del
Pacing around the grannyflat, distressed and upset about monks situation.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.852891 del
>>852888
Costa's veggies are worth it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.852892 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.852893 del
>>852891
he does have an impressive carrot


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.852894 del
Gave the huntsman on the fence 5 cones in quick succession


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.852895 del
>>852893
Better than a bent parsnip.
He had a green thumb and knew how to use it.
i meant the greek cunt who sold veggies on hey hey its saturday, or something like that. The actor was also in around the twist.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.852896 del
>>852894
I wonder what they eat when they get the munchies.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.852897 del
>>852896
People.
We should watch the Adam Sandler movie.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.852898 del
Who's gonna break it to cruisey that nobody wants to watch his fucking movie?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.852899 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.852900 del
>>852898
Kindness costs nothing but it means everything.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.852901 del
ffs, didn't create my new youtube account. Can you guys please remind me tomorrow. Also I'm deadset gunna have a big bowl of salad right after breakfast, please remind me, and do some cardio. I'm counting on you neets to make me stick to my plans.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.852902 del
>>852901
Carrot salad? Thyroid maxing?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.852904 del
The worst part about alcohol withdrawal is that its hard to sleep or even 'feel tired'. My eyes are almost closing after those two bottles of goon but my leg is hyperactive. Regardless I'm not having any more
Death before goon slavery


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.852905 del
>>852901
nah, will probably be the prepacked cranberry salad from woolies, with cabbage, wombok, kale, broccoli, corn and shallots,


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.852906 del
>>852904
play some vidya to distract yourself


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.852907 del
>>852905
I'd eat a lot more salad if I could afford those pre-packed bowls everyday. Fruit salads too.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.852908 del


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.852909 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.852910 del
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This movie looks good I think it's about hookers or something.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.852911 del
>>852863
No-one wins that.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.852912 del
>>852874
Good night Pidge. xx
I like Toast more than Nigel and that woman.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.852913 del
>Police were called to a park about 6.30am after a body had been found
>The man was found with severe burns to his body
>likely non-suspicious

https://www.9news.com.au/national/nerang-gold-coast-mans-body-found-in-park/3273b8e5-6cf1-4fb9-82cd-158175d1c14f


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.852914 del
>>852904
Good luck King. You can do it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.852916 del
>>852915
I sided against the pair of old boomers just by seeing the photos of them.
I could picture it all.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.852917 del
I did a 6:30pm to 8:30pm nap. It could cause serious disruption to my normal sleep patterns.
I am uncertain what to do. How late should I stay up?
If I go to bed at the normal time I might be laying there for hours not sleeping.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.852918 del
>>852910
Its about aliens
We should watch it


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.852919 del
Lobsters up Jayne Mansfield's bum

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.852920 del
>>852918
I wonder if they bang the aliens and if it's the same aliens from independence day


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.852921 del
Ur all dumb dums


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.852922 del
Holy shit! The $750 hit my account already!


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.852923 del
>>852919
Her dorder is Benson on Law & Odur: SVU


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.852924 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.852925 del
Might cease paying the rent to get evicted. Living on the streets might sort me the fuck out.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.852926 del
>>852925
That is unsound thinking.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.852927 del
Watching John Farnham live in concert videos.
We should fire him up on Womboflix one night. What a performer.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.852928 del
Useless Cock Wombles


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.852929 del
>>852925
The streets are mean


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.852930 del
Broken dreams and no ice cream


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.852931 del
Morning bros


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.852933 del
>>852931
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.852934 del
>>852901
You should start now.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.852935 del
>>852884
Social media is like Locanto and LinkedIn. You are a power user at both.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.852936 del
>he never knocks on the door and says "henlo I brought you some breakfast"


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.852937 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/federal-budget/federal-budget-2024-treasurer-jim-chalmers-to-hand-down-cost-of-living-relief/news-story/5002c8b863ac9c72b787299edc355c65
>Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down his third budget, with a back-to-back surplus of $9.3 billion for the first time in almost two decades.
>“We have a $28 billion deficit in the coming financial year
what the fucking fuck is this newspeak?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.852938 del
having some cadbury favourites for breakfast


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.852939 del
>>852938
Breakfast of champions


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.852940 del
>>852939
I only had 6.
Feel like a meat and gravy roll but nobody is open at this hour with that kind of capability.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.852941 del
>>852876
I love seeing niggers go down.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.852942 del
>>852910
duno that nig in the middle looks scary


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.852943 del
>>852940
I've seen chink run bakeries that are open at 5 or 6 in the morning and sell roast pork on breadrolls, mainly aimed at tradies.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.852944 del
>>852937
Lamestream media is for nigger cattle to moo about while getting loaded onto the abbitior truck.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.852945 del
>>852934
Thank you for reminding me neet, I will soon go for a walk to woolies and pick up some salad, then eat it as soon as I get home and create a new youtube account.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.852946 del
I dont feel sick or shivery any more. I lost most of yesterday in bed but I did everything right. Going to break my fast with something no-fat or maybe a bit of a bannana. Just want to re-hydrate today and do some internet window shopping for a new car


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.852947 del
>>852946
Do you think it was the fish?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.852948 del
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>>852932
>nigger elves
>tolkien written by the studio
The only thing that can save this crock is CGI


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.852949 del
>>852947
no idea, maybe gastro virus. maybe stress.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.852950 del
>>852946
Shit I thought this was Monk getting his life in order, but it's the car troll.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.852951 del
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>>852950
>Monk getting his life in order
He'll get on the wagon tomorrow, I'm sure of it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.852952 del
>>852950
get back in your coffin, hovel roach.
>>852925
The streets and market squares are where the real world starts


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.852953 del
Here, monk and other neets can prepare for life on the streets by playing this vidya: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AOzkJbk6uBc [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.852954 del
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>>852952
>hovel roach.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.852955 del
Ok neets, garn for a walk to woolies and I'm gonna come back with my life in order. You want anything while I'm there?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.852956 del
Monk-ey needs one of these.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.852957 del
>>852956
Tell 'im he's dreamin.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.852958 del
Why does the search engine give me holden commodores when I ask for ford falcons?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.852959 del
Gas Gas Gas. Everything is E-Gas


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.852960 del
>>852958
google is run by pajeet now


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.852961 del
Want a wagon. Want a manual


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.852962 del
(98.39 KB 1080x610 Kitchenrape.jpg)


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.852963 del
>>852960
i always cringe when I see swarthoids in Ford falcons or explorers


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.852964 del
>>852963
Yesterday a young curry nigger with a turban on his head tried dragging me off in his shitty V6 Commodore.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.852965 del
400000 on the clock and the owner is not even literate.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.852966 del
>>852965
Tab closed?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.852967 del
>>852966
no its kind of what I want. I was going to swap out the engine and most of the major components for new or reco. Just need to inspect for rust i suppose.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.852968 del
Weber pitted some young turk in a holden V6 on a dark country road, once.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.852969 del
had one of them chiggen mcfuggins
it was alright


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.852970 del
>>852968
Nah it was by the Thebarton pub where the two left lanes become one. Mufuggah was no match.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.852971 del
>>852970
is your car an automatic?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.852972 del


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.852973 del
>>852971
both normal auto and paddle shift
7 speed DCT, so constant torque even while shifting


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.852974 del
Went to the door with a box of k times and a green dare but he didnt answer.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.852975 del
>>852946
Good to hear. A bit of gastro now and then is good for a clear out.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.852976 del
>>852970
A taxi tried to drive into my door there last night.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.852977 del
>>852975
There's no sensation like vomiting and shitting at the same time.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.852978 del
>>852973
automatics dont last as long as manuals


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.852979 del
>>852978
they're completely serviceable


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.852980 del
>>852979
yeah maybe


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.852981 del
can you fill up your LPG tanks on your car from servos that only have a big bottle out the front for refilling BBQ gas?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.852982 del


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.852983 del
>>852981
You need to talk to an expert


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.852984 del
>>852982
Dedicated LPG is obsolescent then. Its probably not even that cheap because the gubberment changed the tax on it or something, cunts are saying its 70 cents cheaeper but its 50% less power.
I cant even swap them over because the stupid gas tank would need to come out. cun


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.852985 del


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.852986 del
Tiffo gave me the wog.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.852987 del
>>852985
They are more complicated and more moving parts. Ergo they dont last as long. Retard


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.852988 del
10/10 dont want your wagon you slept in during your hippy traveller homeless scum phase.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.852989 del
>>852987
>Retard


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.852990 del
Oh dear. you left the dog leash on the back seat in the photo, tab closed.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.852991 del
Its only fair that They put a red diamond on LPG cars plates so you give them more room at the lights and dont park next to them. Because they explode a lot.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.852992 del
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RUN NEETS, GET TO THE CHOPPAH, THERE'S A $750 CENNO BONUS INSIDE WAITING FOR YOU I PROMISE!


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.852993 del
>>852987
Is that why?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.852995 del
>>852986
Should've used a condom


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.852996 del
>>852995
He said he loved me.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.852997 del
>>852996
He just loves your pert little bottom.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.853001 del
>>852997
He smashed my transmission and left it for a month before telling me he prefers real gearboxes.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.853002 del
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BUM RASH


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.853003 del
Cum splash


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.853004 del
Went for a walk, bought a choc chip and blueberry muffin. As I sat down I noticed a lot of pidgeons and other birds around, searching on the ground for food scraps, decided I'd share my bounty with the little winged neets. Broke off some pieces of the muffin and tossed it near the birds, but they kept flying away, and didn't trust me. Eventually I broke off a little piece of the muffin, put it slowly on a bench that didn't have anything else on it so they could clearly see it, and went and sat down 20 feet away. After a few minutes a pidge flew down and ate the muffin chunk. Felt good. Felt needed. Would recommend the experience to other neets who are tired of sitting inside all day slumped in front of the screen watching youtube.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.853005 del
>>852994
>>852994
NEXT THREAD YOU LAZY GOONERS



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