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Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No. 21819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

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Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.27798 del

>>27782
whats wrong there then bro

Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.27919 del

>>27782

Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.27925 del

>>27919
No, Klim. You need to fuck off.
Stop clinging onto me

Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.27928 del

>>27925
Fuck off where? This is the mock Jordan Rivera board and he is mocking Jordan Rivera. Sounds like he is in exactly the right place.
Are you in the right place Anonymous?

Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.27932 del

>>27925
That's a very rude thing to say, Bigu. Was that a German expression?

Anonymous 12/07/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No. 20123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.

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Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.27853 del

>>27841
>He is into wilderness... after all.
Let's go with that.
>>27841
>Makes me wonder when we're gone, who Geordie will turn to, to vent.
The minors he gets in his secret conversations with on Discord.

Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.27854 del

>>27841
>>27853

Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.27857 del

>>27853
No I'm venting to myself, or an adult online

Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.27863 del

>>27857
>No I'm venting to myself, or minors online in secret Discord chats

Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.27864 del

>>27857
cf. >>27854 , ChrisChan. you're the Ultimate Lolcow now.
Congratulations.
You did this to yourself.
No one else can be blamed.

Barrett Kosh and Sebastian Liana making BIG BANK CASH in Dubai 2024 Anonymous 04/29/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No. 27481 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Barrett Kosh and Sebastian Liana making BIG BANK CASH in Dubai selling sex services to rich Arab Muslim men in Dubai, offering Deep throat, Anal no condom with cum up ass or cum on back, they will lick the balls, suck the cock, drink the piss and even for extra cash offer the HUMAN TOILET OPTION for poo poo on face.

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Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.27801 del

>>27799
It's the Shadow People, Geordie.

Dopey Dick 05/03/2024 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.27807 del

>>27799
Stupy dick

Anonymous 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.27814 del

So
Much
Poop
to
Lick

Anonymous Board owner 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.27840 del

>>27481
keep your shit to one thread, faggots
this is a Jordan board.

Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.27845 del

>>27840

Jordan Working Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No. 27254 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Jordan:

How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?

Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?

Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?

inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc

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Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.27603 del

>>27573
I'm not sexist, buddy. They are allowed to animate too, but I am not going to waste my life hiring someone who barely knows me to work in my underground animation studio.
>>27575
CARTOONS ARE NOT MINORS.
TAILS IS A CARTOON NOT A MINOR.
SONIC IS A CARTOON, NOT A MINOR.
A FUCKING FICTIONAL SPECIES IS JUST A CARTOON, NOT A MINOR EITHER.
EVEN A FUCKING ELF IS NOT A MINOR.
WHEN WILL Y OU GET IT TO YOUR PATHETIC HEAD THAT NONE OF T HE THINGS YOU SAY MAKE SENSE?
>>27589
He's not going to blow you. He also ain't tall.
I'm denouncing tall mittens even further.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.27606 del

IT'S HAPPENING!

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.27613 del

>>27603
>CARTOONS ARE NOT MINORS.
PDD strikes again, the law does not agree. https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&path=%2Fprelim%40title18%2Fpart1%2Fchapter71&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.27617 del

Zeig Heil Mein SS Yonkerführer

We must submit and obey his holy will

If you break your legs, it's hard to cook Orangutan: https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYVP0B2_460svav1.mp4

Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.27654 del

>>27254
Macker has some new Career Paths to explore: >>27653

Anonymous 04/07/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No. 25395 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Macker loves eating shit

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Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.27623 del

>>27619
https://report.cybertip.org/

Now they know about you as well

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.27625 del

>>27623
Who? What in the fuck are you on about, klim?

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.27629 del

>>27625
They know all about you now.
Your guilt overfloweth from thoust own mouth

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.27637 del

>>27629
FUCKING WHERE?! Stop being vague!

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.27638 del

>>27637
You know where.
Stop acting stupid.
We know you know.

gore art of Mittens' sonas 04/11/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No. 25890 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Since Macker believes "fursonas dont represent real people" and thinks it's okay to draw porn of fursonas(representing real people) without their consent.

let's use this thread to post gore art/edits of HIS fursona, also without his consent, because "fursonas don't represent real people". And if Macker complains, he's a hypocrite.

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Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.27591 del

>>27248

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.27596 del

>>27236
>>27248
This tard, can't hide it online, imagine his home, hearing grunts and moans all night saying please no recordings...

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.27598 del

>>27591
Not really.
>>27596
Imagine harassing an artist and designer all day in your life, especially for your own pleasure. You're sick.

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.27602 del

>>27598
You need to stop listening to The Shadow People

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.27605 del

>>27598
>an artist and designer
... and minor attracted pedo.

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No. 12009 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

YONKERS!!! THIS ARTIST ASKS YOU TO DRAW HIS CHARACTER EATING POOPIES! ALSO EVERYONE HE FOLLOWS IS A BIG FAN OF YOU! YOU FINALL DID IT! REAL ONLINE FANDOM OF YOURS! https://twitter.com/Zenovi8/

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Anonymous 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.21583 del

>>21573
Have a Nice Day, anon

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.27397 del

At least Our Boi Geordie aint black

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.27402 del

>>27397
i find this very offensive
it is an insult to my people
and it is also cultural appropriation of the canadian people too
you aint prime minister so you cant do blackface
its their heritage

Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.27410 del

>>27402
I'm Not Black

Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.27540 del

>>27397
>>27410
Hang on... is this NOT racist in Yonkers Lore now?

making a doc guide about geordie's history byte##ryLiNI 04/11/2024 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No. 26028 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing

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Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.27426 del

sage Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.27427 del

>>27425
no, i don't.

Geordie 04/28/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.27428 del

>>27427
Oh yes, I do, meanie monster.

Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.27429 del

>>27427
Then why do you come to this board every day?

Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.27434 del

>>27427
Yes. Yes you do.
The Shadow People keep telling you to keep coming back here after your discord crew abandoned you.

AMA byte ##ryLiNI 03/25/2024 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No. 24850 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

[no geordie zone]

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Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.27293 del

>>27279
>>27280
>>27282
I never rambled, buddy.

Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.27297 del

>>27293
Hark: The rambling pathological liar speaketh unto us.

Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.27302 del

>>27293
>I rambled, buddy.

Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.27303 del

>>27297
None of this is "pathological" or "lying".

Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.27306 del

>>27303
>this is "pathological" "lying".

Anonymous 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No. 25354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bro, is Macker literally commenting on his own thread?

That is SO fucking pathetic, oh my God.

(If you're wondering how I got here, Macker sent me a link to this board during a heated argument. If he's gonna claim I'm "stalking" him, then he can fuck off)

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Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.27206 del

>>27089
Mr. Peabody is sexier than a teen anime character dressed as a bee.

Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.27213 del

I still lick poop.
I lick my own poop.
I lick my family's poop.
I lick dog poop off the pavement.
Licking poop is not crazy.

Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.27233 del

>>27213
Stop copying sage, retard. You will NEVER be me because I strongly hate scat, i e ven hated it since i was born. You don't know as much cartoons as I do.

Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.27250 del

>>27233
>Cartoons
That's exactly what someone with the mentality of a 5-yo would say.

Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.27256 del

>>27233
Does licking it take the taste of lies out of your mouth?