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NEET General #839 - $750 Edition NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No. 852994
What happened to our promised gibs neets? Why didn't we get them. We investigate on this thread

Old Thread: >>851990


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.852998 del
>>852994
nice pickup, retard.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.852999 del
SA BEST A


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:03 [Preview] No.853000 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.853006 del
If there are any more movie votes please get them in soon, movie list is here: >>852697


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.853007 del
>>853006
Mean Girls


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.853008 del
>>853004
Not a real breaky meat.
Next time get a worm and dirt muffin. They like them.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.853009 del
>>853006
Two votes for spaceman.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.853010 del
>>853004
A nice start to the day.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.853011 del
Texted heh to my accountant about reconciling BAS


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.853012 del
>>853011
He won't understand what you're talking about.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.853013 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.853014 del
>>853012
Yeah. He talked about functionality of xero. I didnt reply.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.853015 del
New whatifalthist video is giving me wood.
1/3 population crash immenent.
We can omly dream.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.853016 del
>>853015
I volunteer as tribute


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.853017 del
>>853015
Less people means less rape I'm worried


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.853018 del
>>853015
the jews have crashed the white population and the world goes with it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.853019 del
>>853014
Tell him just to get it done, then issue a veiled threat about a green bin if he doesn't.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.853020 del
>>853019
I asked if he wanted some time off if he was feeling pressured and that I could ask Dave and Helen where they got their deal.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.853021 del
Angry.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.853022 del
Commenced a poo.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.853023 del
>>853022
I hope it's a big one


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.853024 del
>>853023
Feels like it. Getting it to crown took some pushing.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.853025 del
>>853024
In star trek they use the transporter to take the really big poos out instead of ripping their holes, they never show it on tv but I'm sure they do it.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.853026 del
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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.853027 del
>>853025
Makes complete sense when you think about it.
You could also transporter yourself up Janeway’s cunny.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.853028 del
>>853026
Butch Weber and the Tiffin Kid


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.853029 del
For some reason indians at the tobacconists and servos always give me discounts.


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.853030 del
>>853029
You’re probably brown and smelly and they think you’re one of them


NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.853031 del
>>853027
Imagine the smell.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.853032 del
>>853026
we might give it a try on womboflix some time


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.853033 del
>>853029
Imagine being so disheveled that a pajeet in a clip joint convenience store gives you a 2.5% discount.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.853034 del
Need to get ready for wage.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.853035 del
finally got some action from the back section, intestines are clear enough that I can stuff some more food into them


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.853036 del
>>853035
And so the circle of life continues.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.853037 del
Want to go back to the 2000s


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.853038 del
Reading about how meat ferments in the guts of humans and makes toxins.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.853039 del
>>853037
Grab me a family feast thanks.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.853041 del
I am obese


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.853042 del
>>853038
Thats why you need plenty of beans to move it along.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.853043 del
I Am the Walrus


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.853044 del
>>853041
Me too. I am beyond fixing.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.853045 del
>>853041
you need to go on a high protien diet made up of plant and egg protiens. Soy protien is ideal, forget about that phyto-estrogen meme, animal flesh is the real poison.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.853046 del
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oiiiiii m80 gib me tendies or gib me death


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.853047 del
Wanked for seven hours yesterday.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.853048 del
>>853045
I am expanding at an uncontrollable rate


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.853049 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.853050 del
>>853047
straight or total


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.853051 del
>>853048
the neet big bang, soon you will be a whole universe


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.853052 del
>>853047
Such unbalanced behaviour is unhealthy, you need to make room for junk food binges and goon too


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.853053 del
>>853024
King Ring-Sting


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.853054 del
>>853034
Have a lovely day


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.853055 del
Had the interview requirement waived and the points requirement reduced for this reporting period for workforce/jsp.
Told the girl I was interstate due to my Nana approaching end of life.
Unfortunately that's likely to happen in the next few days. But I should be able to get my regular cenno payment on time which I had been wigging out about the past few days.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.853056 del
>>853045
>protien


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.853057 del
>>853056
Has Cruisey made up with ProtienNEET yet?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.853058 del
Buncha soyboy leftist rejects.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.853059 del
>>853058
FUCK YOU CHICKEN POO!


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.853060 del
>>853049
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LK5k2CLgwG8 [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.853061 del
>>853059
Flaming galah


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.853062 del
Is there anything new at kfc/maccas/hungry jacks this week neets? I need cheering up.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.853063 del
>>853049
Morning.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.853064 del
>>853058
You are the bean.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.853065 del
Stop eating Goyslop poison if you want to cheer up.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.853066 del
drinking two mango mondsters back to back and nobody can stop me or my heart


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.853067 del
>>853061
ya big sissy woowoo


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.853068 del
Haven't slept for days, just laid there with my eyes closed.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.853069 del
>>853068
So did you get much thinking done?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.853071 del
>>853060
oyyyyyyy they got maccas in the australia too


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.853072 del
>>853060
how the hell does gregorio have 317k youtube subscribers?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.853073 del
city wage got cancelled
i can get my drink on this arvo


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.853074 del
Last of the soup down the hatch, used oyster blade cut, celery, onions, pumpkin, potatoes etc worked out including electricity about 5 dollars per serve (4 one litre containers almost full)


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.853075 del
>>853074
I am putting you in charge of home economics at the commune.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.853076 del
>>853073
10 standard drinks per week and no more than 4 standard drinks on any one day is the recommended serving size.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.853077 del
>>853076
I got a magnum of sparkling white


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.853078 del
FAK U GWEILO


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.853079 del
>>853078
Did you mean Guillermo?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.853080 del
>>853077
What size is that in millilitres?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.853081 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.853082 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.853083 del
>>853082
Look out for yowies.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.853084 del
>>853083
I still haven't forgotten the time they found some poo in the scrub and said it was mine.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.853085 del
>>853062
HJ released a 'new' brekky roll with a 'spicy tomato relish' plus a 'deluxe' hot chocolate. Not that it matters now since it's past 11am.

Score a big mac for only four fiddy through the app. They've been pushing this deal ever since HJ released the Big Jack.

KFC has a new range of burgers with double coated extra crispy fillets. And an online/app deal of 9 piece OG, two(2) regular chips and a regular gravy as opposed to the irregular chips and gravy for only $14.95


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.853086 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.853087 del
>>853083
Yowies can smell cush from four miles away, they'll come for a tote until there's a circle so big that the joint doesn't even come back to you. Doesn't matter how much you have because the beggars are stoned already.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.853088 del
>>853057
He hasn't called me


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.853089 del
>>853074
750ml serves?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.853090 del
>>853083
Was looking for the droppings.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.853091 del
>>853055
how many times is your nanna going to die, anon?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.853092 del
>>853072
the jewtube algorythm promotes the decay of white men and their addiction to poison, what's so hard to understand about that?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.853093 del
>>853092
I watch people who build or fix things and many of them don't have anywhere near that reach.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.853094 del
I have a thing on the back of my head where I keep picking skin off every day. I don't whether there is something wrong, or whether its just like that because I won't leave it alone.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.853095 del
>>853093
welcome to the world of know nothing game streamers living fat off their channels and dissident intellectuals getting censored into penury.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.853096 del
>>853094
you need to shave your head every day to get rid of that. Its basic helmet hygiene, retard.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.853097 del
>>853096
I don't ride a bike or wear a hat with any regularity.

>retard
Rude.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.853098 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.853099 del
>>853094
I have one too, been there since I was 20 or so, my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.853100 del
I am looking forward to the tax cuts to take effect


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.853101 del
>>853100
deflate my economic penis


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.853102 del
>>853097
you put your head on a pillow at night, retard.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.853103 del
>>853055
Get that DSP application organised.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.853104 del
>>853102
Stop being so rude, go for a walk ouside until you become a bit more pleasant.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.853105 del
>>853082
Lovely.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.853106 del
Nobody commented on the video I posted last night about the lobsters and Jayne Mansfield's arse.
It was funny you should listen to it. Cruisey you would like it.
It is not long.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.853107 del
>>853104
Take your own advice, lump head.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.853108 del
>>853096
>retard
Nasty tone.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.853109 del
>>853106
I did comment on it.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.853110 del
>>853099
>my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.
My doctor said that too but he was talking to the receptionist about the whole of me and I wasn't meant to overhear him. They both laughed after.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.853111 del
>>853109
One person made a comment that was somewhat related to it but was not about it.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.853112 del
>>853107
How rude, and it's only a small lump.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.853113 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.853114 del
>>853074
Bean neet?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.853115 del
>>853094
When is the last time you left it alone?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.853116 del
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garn cave in and go to the shops to get a coke, I hate myself but just feel too shit without it. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.853118 del
>>853115
about 10 minutes ago


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.853119 del
>>853116
Glass of water please.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.853120 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.853121 del
FACT: Nuro has never heard of Kali Linux.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.853122 del
Opened my brut cuvee like the brute cutie I am


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.853123 del
I love it when seppo woodworkers release a metric version of their plans and they've literally just multiplied their imperial measurements by 25.4.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.853124 del
Feeling awful. Might make a really sooky post later.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.853125 del
>>853124
I will make you some chicken and jizz broth and put a cooling flannel on your forehead.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.853126 del
>>853125
>and jizz
You said the quiet part out loud bro


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.853127 del
>>853118
Try leaving it alone for longer. Get a fidget spinner or something


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.853128 del
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Ok, this week's movies on womboflix will be Team America World Police (2004) and Pootie Tang (2001), with Westworld (1973) and Spaceman (2024) next week.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.853129 del
Got the minecraft music stuck in my head


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.853130 del
>>853129
Think about whiterun


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.853131 del
>>853128
>Team America World Police (2004)
I will be there.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.853132 del
Thinking about where I was a year ago and realising not much has changed. Woe.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.853133 del
I'm not gonna lie NEETs, if I don't get a couple of (you)s on that lobster video I am going to be a bit upset.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.853134 del
>>853131
I got an erection watching the sex scene as a ten year old.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.853135 del
>>853132
Is that you FactoryNEET? Monitoring your productivity all the time and now comparing your output to previous years?
It is not good for you. You are not a factory.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.853136 del
>853106
I didn't watch it and won't give you a (you) but this is better:
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7360710197133741358 [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.853137 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.853138 del
>>853130
>whiterun
The Jarl there is lazy and incompetent.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.853139 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7XYZbH5w5Hs [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.853140 del
>>853137
Well you are not a factory either. Take life as it comes.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.853141 del
>>853138
There is a book saying the women there are massive sluts.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.853142 del
>>853134
>the sex scene
I don't recall it.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.853143 del
>>853129
>the minecraft music
I have it turned off and listen to youtube videos while playing instead.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.853144 del
>>853142
Maybe your mummybot didn't let you watch that bit.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.853145 del
>>853128
ungh seppo laffs and nigger flix. Not gonna guarantee my tab being open.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.853146 del
Some NEET tabs are always open.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.853147 del
spent half an hour writing some perl code to automate my report writing


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.853148 del
>>853144
My parents forced me to watch the sex scenes in movies and not the rest of the film.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.853149 del
>>853143
Brainrot.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.853150 del
I remember a story here about your dad sniffing your cock and realising you haven't had a wank today so he makes you stand outside on the verandah and wank in front of the neighbours.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.853151 del
There was some rubbish on the road from some lazy tradie's ute so i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET, then I goes out later and the bin owner took the rubbish out of the bin and put it on the nature strip outside their place, like theys has a testicular torsion. Then today I sees some pajeets walking some chow-chow dog literally 100 meters up the street and back. That rental must be 600 a week, fukn cashed up zoomer jeets. I'm gonna kick the trash into theys yard.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.853152 del
>>853151
>i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET
I don't know that that is good NEET behaviour. I don't like anyone touching my bins when they are on the street.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.853153 del
>>853151
>i puts it
>goes out later
>like theys has
>I sees some
>into theys yard


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.853154 del
>>853092
It recommended me Dan Davis History this morning.
Corded ware neolithic enthusiast NEET should look it up.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.853155 del
I used to hide in empty wheelie bins in order to infiltrate backyards to rape boomer husbands.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.853156 del
>>853098
That's three serves.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.853157 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XaCrQL_8eMY [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.853158 del
>>853146
The sluts.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.853159 del
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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.853160 del
>>853153
I think he's having a stroke.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.853161 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.853162 del
>>853150
That's the punishment for trying to leave the house unwanked, the verandah thing was him trying to look like a good parent because the other boys go outside without wanking too and it causes all kinds of problems.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.853163 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyfrogshop/video/7368919911449726254 [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.853164 del
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https://dev.amren.com/news/2015/08/africa-in-our-midst/
Having a read about the coming RAHOWA
Cant barely wait.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.853165 del
>>853164
Uncomfy post.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.853166 del
>>853165
if your a nigger.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.853167 del
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might read this


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.853168 del
Time for my cardio workout. Are any other neets exercising this afternoon?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.853169 del


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>>853168
Nah I'm gonna eat big burger


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>>853170
Needs to eat big to get big.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.853172 del
>>853171
The Big Hungarian fella watches the Big Nipponese fellas.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.853173 del
what bins do I need to put out tomorrow?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.853174 del
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>>853171
>I'm doing my part


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.853175 del
Fish fingers for tea


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.853176 del
Got my cardio done. Feel awake and focused for the first time today. I really need to do this first thing in the morning, but it's too hard.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.853177 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.853178 del
>>853173
The rubbish bin and the bin that didn't go out last week.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.853179 del
so hungry


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.853180 del
>>853177
Chilli beans?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.853181 del
>>853180
Indeed


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.853182 del
old man took over the fish finger frying


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.853183 del
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>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-68989964
>MDH and Everest: Indian spices face heat over global safety concerns
Is it possible to buy spices that aren't from india?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.853184 del
>>853171
That man is dangerously underweight and malnourished he can barely stand.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.853185 del
I bought a ticket in tomorrow night's Powerball. $100 million jackpot.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.853186 del
>>853175
Fish don't have fingers


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.853187 del
>>853186
I fingered a fish


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.853188 del
>>853182
He wants something to do.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.853189 del
>>853185
Good luck.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.853190 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.853191 del
I fisted a flying fox


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.853192 del
>>853188
he fucked it up. they are brown on one side and oily as hell


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.853193 del
>>853192
Tell him they were nice anyway.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.853194 del
>>853192
>brown on one side and oily as hell
My member on Thursday night.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.853195 del
Having a cup of tea and trying to be productive.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.853196 del
>>853195
does it work?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.853197 del
Gonna go for a walk and listen to at least a bit of my audiobook


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.853198 del
>>853196
I haven't started trying yet.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.853199 del
That reminds me, I might have some chammonille


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.853200 del
I'm going to rape that neet when he passes out from the chamomile.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.853201 del
Haven't received a well bantered or even a "kek" in months.
I've fallen off.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.853202 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.853203 del
Went outside to get my crumbed sausages and accidentally looked at the moon. Fuck I hate that thing.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.853204 del
>>853203
mooned!


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.853205 del
>>853201
Comeback 2025


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.853206 del
>>853203
And yet the moon still loves you.


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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.853208 del
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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.853210 del
>>853208
Lift your game please.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.853211 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.853212 del
>>853201
Post your elbow.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.853213 del
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3 men took turns masturbating inside this box they landed on the moon, two guys had to walk around outside to give the other guy room to wank in the lander.
They collected the semen and brought it back to earth to inseminate inside apes.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.853214 del
>>853213
The idiots, this is how the apes take over.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.853215 del
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AWM (Australian War Mamorial) opens voting of the Napier Waller Art prize to the public, amongst the 29 finalists a submission of pure beauty.
Behold, the imposible sit-up challenge
https://www.awm.gov.au/napier-waller-art-prize-hub/2024-napier-waller-art-prize/37683
Which poltard submitted this?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.853216 del
>>853215
>Please note:
>>This website contains names, images and voices of deceased Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples.
>>This website contains war-related material, including images which some people may find confronting and disturbing.
Very scary site.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.853217 del
>>853203
From a servo?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.853218 del
>>853217
From his weber.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.853219 del
>>853217
>>853218
From Chicken Knight.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.853220 del
>>853218
You do not touch Webers sausage, ever.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.853221 del
>>853219
The frier rises its temperature


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.853222 del
>>853221
>frier
friar


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.853223 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.853224 del
Might go trash my neighbours lawn.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.853225 del
>>853224
Do a big poo on the lawn.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.853226 del
>>853224
Just put the bin out.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.853227 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.853228 del
>>853226
Tipped out on their lawn?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.853229 del
>>853225
I poo on my lawn and I blame the neighbours dog and they have to come around and clean it up.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.853230 del
>>853229
I just poo on my neighbour's dog.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.853231 del
sleepy neets


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.853232 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.853233 del
finished and submitted a report just now
which means I can do fuck all tomorrow


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.853234 del
>>853233
Well done NEET.
You should do something whimsical in your free time.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.853235 del
>>853234
I am all out of whimsy.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.853236 del
>>853235
Finish the hole.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.853237 del
>>853236
Now there's an idea.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.853238 del
>>853233
Be able to sleep in.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.853239 del
Night.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.853240 del
>>853238
That will just complicate things.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.853241 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mWV8aRCdLCA [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.853242 del
>>853239
Night.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.853243 del
>tfw using two pigeons as drum sticks


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.853244 del
>>853243
>a pidgeon has two drumsticks


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.853245 del
I'm gonna get a big bucket of drumsticks on friday. KFC, not pidges.


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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.853247 del
Want webby to finish his hole so he can cook us pidgeon drumsticks.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.853248 del
>>853239
Good night Pidge. xx
Bertie is a qt.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.853249 del
>>853246
Henlo Davo.
How is your hat holding up?


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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.853251 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DYYkJ0kwNss [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.853252 del
Did enough shopping to last six weeks.
Don't plan to leave the house again until then.
It was a big mistake doing the shopping at night. Hate driving at night. Huge anxiety.
Wandering through the shops like a zombie. Anxiety rising up to choke me. Could barely get it done.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.853253 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8tbP3f3i03E [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.853254 del
>>853252
It's done now neet, you can relax.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.853255 del
Woken up by heartburn


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.853256 del
>>853252
You'll realise in a few minutes that you forgot something, have to go back out.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.853257 del
>>853254
I had a soothing fried chicken feed followed by a green dare. Feeling a bit better already.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.853258 del
>>853252
>big mistake doing the shopping at night
Haven't been anywhere at night for years.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.853259 del
>>853249
Hello,
It is holding up fine. It is tweed, and it isn't like a hat gets rubbed the same way as a coat does. I am getting used to wearing it and forget about it during the day. I am a bit worried about being identified by it but the only alternative is to stop wearing it which rather defeats the point.
My hair is looking much better now that it has grown in a bit. It is still shorter than I'd like but I am no longer embarrassed to be seen without it.
I intend to keep the hat as a major part of my wardrobe even after my hair has grown back.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.853260 del
I got a haircut today. Hairline has receded further and the greys continue to multiply.
I got the scissor cut again, a bit shorter this time. I think I might need the clippers next time my head is too large it needs more hair removed to pass as human.
Got the beach ball effect again.
Ears are too large and protruding for the really shirt cuts though. No good options. NEET life.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.853261 del
>>853259
You look good NEET. I can picture it.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.853262 del
>>853260
You need a flat cap.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.853263 del
>>853262
I am too fat, it would not suit me. It would become a comical fat guy hat.
Too fat for fashion.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.853264 del
>>853263
A beanie suits everyone.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.853265 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.853266 del
>>853260
A large head and large ears are best balanced out by developing a large body. You don't even notice how large this fellas ears are, do you, because his body's in proportion to them.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.853267 del
>>853266
He looks good. The jowls hide the ears from the front.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.853268 del
Internet is very boring now.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.853269 del
>>853265
You just vanished.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.853270 del
>>853268
Might be a user skill error.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.853271 del
I just wear a balaclava in public.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.853272 del
>>853271
>Another neet that forgets his pants.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.853273 del
>>853268
>t. expects to be entertained
How about doing something interesting?

>>853271
Don't forget your airsoft AK and IRA flag.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.853274 del
>>853269
Took me while to get that.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.853275 del
Going to clean my hovel in a bit.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.853276 del
going to watch tele


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.853277 del
Still no comments on the lobster video. Did anyone even watch it?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.853278 del
>>853277
oh ffs I'll watch it now


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.853279 del
>>853277
https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyfrogshop/video/7368837953436601642 [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.853280 del
>>853278
Thank you.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.853281 del
>>853279
That nose looks like a prosthesis.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.853282 del
Gonna eat some cheese because I am living the based life.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.853283 del
>>853281
Well, she is Jewish.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.853284 del
>>853106
Right. I listened to this. I don't believe a word of it. No way she had lobsters up her bum every single night.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.853285 del
>>853282
Tasty cheese?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.853286 del
>>853284
It sounded plausible to me. I don't see why he would lie.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.853287 del
>>853286
You fucking cunt.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.853288 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q [Embed]


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>>853270
>Google
>"funny video"
>click first result
>It's not funny


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>>853273
Are you not entertained?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.853291 del
>>853289
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqWDnImQ7oo [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.853292 del
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I wish Tessa was my gf.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.853293 del
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>>853290
I find big rus's weight gain to be very entertaining


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.853295 del
gonna watch youtube on my new history channels only account, goodnight neets


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.853296 del
>>853295
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.853297 del
The Coles sourdough loaf is not as good as the Woolies one. Very dry.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.853298 del
>>853219
I bypassed the claymores yesterday. The price of chips is ludacris


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.853299 del
>>853298
>ludacris
that's a rapper.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.853300 del
>>853292
I wish it were still '98


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.853301 del
>>853297
Their tinned salmon ain't no John West that's for sure.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.853302 del
>>853301
The fish John West reject.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.853303 del
>>853300
It was a very good year.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.853304 del
>>853299
Not even a good rapper


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.853305 del
>>853285
Would he have eaten it if it wasn't tasty?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.853306 del
>>853305
some NEETs will eat anything.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.853307 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.853308 del
>>853307
Chinese servo, engaged in unprovoked hostilities


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.853309 del
They were killing honest Aussie NEETs with springies and dim sims fried in gutter oil.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.853310 del
>>853307
They hire a lot of women to drive the trucks


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.853311 del
Genuine aboriginal ejaculation


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.853312 del
Have slept a few hours since Sunday. Acquired 14, hopefully it works.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.853313 del
>>853312
You only need 8 hours of sleep a week.
I usually either sleep and extra hour on Sunday as a treat or I can sleep an extra 8min 57 everyday.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.853314 del
>>853312
have some chamomile


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.853315 del
>>853312
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.853316 del
I've become the last man


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.853317 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.853318 del
>>853317
mording


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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.853320 del
>>853317
>>853318
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.853321 del
>>853320
gmh (good mording and harrumph)


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.853322 del
>>853316
You're just a very naughty boy.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.853323 del
morning bros


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.853324 del
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>>853323
Morning NEET.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.853325 del
Didn't get my todo from yesterday done, which means I have little hope of getting today's done - I'd have to complete both days tasks today, impossimble. Which means I won't manage tomorrow's either. WOE. May as well start again next year.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.853326 del
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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.853327 del
>>853326
goyslop for everyone!


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.853328 del
need to get some petty and go to woolworths


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.853329 del
>>853328
>petty


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.853330 del
>>853329
SHUT UP MIKE LANDO


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.853331 del
>>853325
Have a gofee


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.853332 del
FactoryNEET puts himself under more pressure than the wagies do.
Just relax. NEET it up.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.853333 del
Thinking about his hole.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.853334 del
>>853259
>no longer embarrassed
Very good.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.853335 del
Accidentally purchased a 4 pack of the sugar-free original mondster. FML.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.853336 del
>>853312
Poor mongk


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.853337 del
>>853333
I purchased two focaccia-crumbed chicken schnitzels, some double smoked ham, mozarella, and arrabiata sauce to make some chiggen parmies in the weber.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.853338 del


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.853340 del
>>853337
Sounds delicious. Is that sauce the same as tomato paste?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.853341 del
>>853339
Good morning.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.853342 del
Food please


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.853343 del
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>>853340
No, pasta sauce.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.853345 del
>>853344
>When not on tour I am based in Melbourne (WA)


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.853346 del
>>853335
It will be good for you.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.853347 del
>>853333
Nice get.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.853348 del
>>853344
These whores go on tour. I never knew that.
A good way to spread disease.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.853350 del
>>853349
I am triggered from reading that ad.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.853351 del
gotta have my smoothie, get some exercise done


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.853352 del
Gm neets


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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.853354 del
>>853352
>>853353
morning bros


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.853355 del
Feeling a bit too calm and good after the chamomile I had during the night


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.853356 del
about to lose my patience with Motherbat


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.853357 del
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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.853359 del
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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.853360 del
>>853356
What has she done now?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.853361 del
>>853360
she deleted her thunderbird desktop icon


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.853362 del
>>853359
What did you do ray?


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.853363 del
>>853361
She did it on purpose to provoke you.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.853364 del
>>853363
I am starting to think so


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.853365 del
8:13 the first text message about it came in.
It has just been resolved.


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.853366 del
>>853351
You can do it.


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NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.853368 del
>>853367
Thank you Jesus


NEET 05/15/2024 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.853369 del
Double drained


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.853370 del
Who manages the twitter for endchan?


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.853372 del
>>853337
Why set up the Weber for a parmi?


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>>853372
Because I feel like it and also the tray for the schnitzels suggests oven cooking.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.853374 del
>>853355
Also the chamomile completely takes away my sense of motivation, it is literally lobster pills in a tea bag


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.853375 del
lobster pills... lobsters up the bum... I don't know


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.853376 del
Might do something norty


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.853377 del
>>853376
Oh heck


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.853378 del
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FART/STINK


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.853379 del
>>853373
well done


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.853380 del
>>853379
I could tell Cruisey had been in there. The room's aura was off and the machines were all fucked up.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.853381 del
>>853373
Nicely done.

How much cash do you reckon those hotels would keep on hand?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.853382 del
I heard Cruisey was removing lobsters from mong bums and selling them to Chinese restaurants.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.853383 del
>>853381
I'm not sure. I doubt they'd have enough to cover the grand jackpot on every machine, as well as a couple of thousand in incidental payouts for each machine.
They have probably got accurate average figures for a day's payouts and only hold enough to cover that and a bit more.
Their T's and C's probably say they reserve the right to pay you by EFT or cheque.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.853384 del
neets have you ever heard of a game run in dosbox having some sort of backdoor in it that can infect a modern system?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.853385 del
>>853384
I have not heard of that but I have not looked into it either.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.853386 del
>>853384
As far as I am aware, DOSbox implements a sandbox and 'should' be OK as far as old viruses and stuff goes in the game media.
That said, somebody may have written something that targets or tries to escape DOSbox.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.853388 del
>>853387
thanks


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.853389 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.853390 del
Sometimes I finger my bum when I think of cruisey


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.853391 del
Those ten beers go me to sleep for about 4 hours. I'll take it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.853392 del
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>>853391
monk you mong, you need to get into rehab


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.853394 del
>>853393
tbqh there is a lot of steroid abuse going on


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.853395 del
>>853394
In that case you'd write an article specifically about steroid abuse, not teenage boys lifting weights and watching what they eat.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.853396 del
Thinking about going for a lunchtime white monster, know that I shouldn't


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.853397 del
Young men shouldn't be vain like women. Admiring themselves in the mirror and worrying about ridiculous things like facial structure.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.853398 del
>>853373
Based.


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.853401 del
>>853397
But should they be picking heavy shit up and putting it down repeatedly?


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>>853397
Exact;y. Women are supposed to be the eye candy. Man was meant to be a conqueror and a dominator, like monk will be once he finishes bronze age mindset.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.853404 del
>>853401
They should be living active outdoor lives. The muscles should come naturally.
The gym culture is not healthy.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.853405 del
>>853392
He should tomorrow.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.853406 del
Doing a stinky poo.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.853407 del
>>853406
What is their name?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.853408 del
I am trying these little cardboard block firelighters instead of the kerosene-based firelighters I used to use to light the heat beads for the weber. Going for the natural chemical-free vibe.
I was a bit worried about how they would perform but I looked out the window just now and could see a heat haze above the charcoal chimney so they have done their job.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.853409 del
>>853408
You can use just about anything under a chimney to get them going. Just be careful with paper, as I’ve had lit bits of paper escape from under the chimney before.


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.853411 del
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Wish I could have a barbeque again, haven't been to one since before the pandemic, no friends anymore, long for the taste of flame and smoke cooked meat


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.853412 del
>>853411
You don't need friends for that, although there is something to be said about standing around a barbecue with a beer and shooting the shit.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.853413 del
Possum invited me around for a barbecue once, but he insisted on feeding me like a baby bird. I found the whole experience a little strange.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.853414 del
>>853413
You loved it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.853415 del
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I want to become a ninja master but sadly wasn't born into a ninja clan. Is it too late? Can we have ninjutsu lessons at the neet compound?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.853416 del
>>853415
It is never too late and yes we can!


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.853417 del
>>853406
I'm doing a ferocious poo


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.853418 del
got a teams meeting at 5pm
might preload


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.853419 del
>>853418
Is that with the rape league?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.853420 del
>>853400
You'd be surprised how many criminals self identify to police. Normies won't approach police even when they should, so police tend to know that the people who approach them are all bad news.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.853421 del
>>853393
Not a comfy post


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.853422 del
Where do people chat about their favourite book series these days? Do they still have web forums? Is it all on reddit? Telegram channels?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.853423 del
The hijabi girl being trained on the woolies checkout had an unpleasant attitude when I gave her some advice about putting the cold items in their own bag away from the other items. I don't think she's going to make it. Arrogant and dumb.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.853424 del
>>853422
The popular book series have their own subreddits, usually quite active. That is where I go.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.853425 del
>>853414
We all would.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.853426 del
>>853418
5pm, thats knock off time.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.853427 del
10 cans of hard solo acquired; first two cans open at the moment


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.853428 del
>>853426
Not when you're dealing with some cunt in bongland and some cunt in germany


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.853429 del
>>853423
Haven't used a manned checkout at woolies for about 10 year now. Don't miss the human contact.


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.853431 del
might have some wagon wheels
(none for monk)


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.853432 del
>>853431
big ones or little ones?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.853433 del
>>853432
The tray of 8 little ones.
I've eaten 4 since the previous post.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.853434 del
>>853433
You need to pace yourself to avoid the chocolate coma. Eat one every 15 minutes or so.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.853435 del
>>853434
They are now all gone.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.853436 del
it was only 3552kj


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.853437 del
>>853436
How many grams of sugar?


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.853439 del
I got the zero sugar hard solos so they cancel each other out


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.853440 del
Garn not watch the lobster video.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.853441 del
>>853440
I can't believe that other NEET actually believes the story.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.853442 del
Did some more deadlifts


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.853443 del
Don't have a pack of wagon wheels. WOE. Gonna have some peanut butter on a banana.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.853444 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.853445 del
>>853442
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.853447 del
35 in 70 out


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.853448 del
>>853373
Bloody bitvch bastard


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.853449 del
>>853447
Well done.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.853450 del
>>853380
I dont go there often. Too many thug looking types.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.853451 del
might do some tidying up and have some more solos


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.853452 del
>>853397
Turns them into homos, like anime.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.853453 del
>>853450
>Too many thug looking types.
If they follow me home I will kill them.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.853454 del
>>853391
I had all the windows shut and slept longer than usual. Could've been a lack of oxygen.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.853455 del
Driving around aimlessly, wasting fuel. Wasting my life.


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>>853452
>like anime.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.853457 del
>>853447
Well done.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.853458 del
I miss Sweetie


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.853459 del
Cleaned the toilet. How often do neets clean theirs?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.853460 del
>>853459
I let Motherbat do it at Christmas time.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.853461 del
Do you NEETs reckon you would have a viable case if you went to the ACCC or similar to complain about an onlyfans thot pretending the man in her video is her stepfather when he isn't?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.853462 del
>>853461
yeah nah mate
I don't think the ACCC is going to touch real vs fake incest


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.853463 del
Gregos new vid is in front of the toilet block


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.853465 del
>>853464
How do we make this guy pm?


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.853467 del
>>853460
Smart.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.853468 del
>>853463
Home sweet home.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.853470 del
>>853463
The Helen gravy pie looks interesting, will save them to watch later.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.853471 del
>>853463
what link


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.853472 del
>>853459
We're supposed to clean them?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.853473 del
>>853472
Just dig another hole.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.853474 del
>>853470
$9.95 on Uber Eats


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.853475 del
>>853415
At least the years of pizza eating gives a solid foundation for the training.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.853476 del
>>853475
Do you guys have anything like our meat pie?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.853477 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.853478 del
>>853475
The NEET ninja will use slices of pizza instead of using a shuriken.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.853479 del
>>853476
I've no idea what's Australian meat pie liek.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.853480 del
>>853479
https://recipelibrary.net/individual-meat-pies/
basically a meat/gravy mixture in a pastry casing
doesn't have to be beef, could be chiggen or whatever


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.853481 del
>>853479
Imagine you took a ladel of goulash and slapped it into a pie


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.853482 del
>>853480
He should get a burgah too


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.853483 del
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>>853482
burgers often have salad and other unhealthy crap on them, I am very particular about eating ones with only cooked ingredients


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.853484 del
>>853480
>>853481
Well, we have palacsinta with meat fillings, what this pjeet ML generated site calls Hungarian Stuffed Crepe:
https://cookingcounty.com/hortobagyi-palacsinta-recipe/


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.853485 del
>>853482
Burgeh.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.853486 del
>>853403
Bronze award mind game


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.853487 del
>>853482
Looks like Clayton has had a big day.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.853488 del
>>853484
That middle picture is basically lasagne


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.853489 del
1. different pastry
2. different seasoning
Lasagna is a pasta, this thing is like a crepe.
Lasagna is basically flat spaghetti.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.853490 del
Is pixxa lasagna?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.853491 del
pizza: bread, butter, tomato, basil


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.853494 del
>>853462
They will I complain to them about porn all the time and they always listen to what I have to say


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>>853494
They have hot sexy phone operators?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.853497 del
>>853496
You should phone the eSafety Commissioner lady


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.853498 del
>>853495
Handsome (?) fellas.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.853499 del
>>853496
Yes and they love hearing me play the porno over the phone, I complain that the woman getting ass fucked by the horse isn't really enjoying it and just faking her orgasm.
It's a long wait for them to pick up the phone but it's worth it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.853500 del
>>853499
Do you have a mobile or do you use a payphone?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.853501 del
>>853500
Both I use the mobile first and after that gets blocked I move onto the payphone.
Sometimes they manage to block the payphone so I ask somebody in the street if I can use their phone for an "emergency".


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.853502 del
>>853501
You're very resourceful.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.853503 del
Monk what's your plan attack for next week?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.853504 del
*plan of attack


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.853505 del
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Listening to roxette


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.853506 del
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Got on the neet fight camp wagon today at last - proper diet, deadlifts, 10km walk, situps, and a workout on the equipment at the park. Rather than feeling tired I'm feeling energised from all the adrenaline.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.853507 del
weber plan went right out the window with that fucking meeting
faggy english twat and some german going ja ja ja


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.853508 del
>>853506
You did very well neet.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.853509 del
>>853508
thank you neet


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.853510 del
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Cunts whizzing past me on the way home from wage riding the dunga with only one working gear, fukn sick of being stranded without a car. Very low IQ swarthoid crew at the office absolutely bored shitless and thinking about buying a working car. E mailed the guy with the station wagon 4 sale and checked the bus timetable. Had an opportunity to abuse the Pay-e-scooter battery crew, the retard zoomer kept saying "oh Nice" when I was telling him how many I had chucked off overpasses and how I was gonna make a powerwall at home from the scooter batterys I was gonna boost and how his job is to put dog shit on foot paths. The builders rubbish is still on the lawn of the pajeet rental across the street. Had some metamucil because my guts are still not right, that shit turns into gel in seconds, its crazy difficult to drink. gonna get the calculator out after I made my lunch for teh wage tmrw, see if I can make two cars work.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.853511 del
I thought Weber set a blog up for this cunt


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.853513 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.853514 del
>>853510
> that shit turns into gel in seconds
It should have the same consistency as water, if not, you are using too much of it or not enough water mixed with it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.853515 del
>>853510
What will you get for your second car?


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.853517 del
>women's state of origin


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.853519 del
>>853518
Degenerate art


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.853520 del
>>853503
Just the usual wagoning. Taping down last night and tonight, feeling mostly back to normal now.
This is probably the worst fall off I've had. Boy who cried wolf and all that yes, but this one has struck something deeper inside me. A scary vision of the future.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.853521 del
>>853520
>Just the usual wagoning.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.853522 del
>>853520
Goon Bag mindset


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.853523 del
>>853489
Lasagna is crepe tower.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.853524 del
Wish I was the big Swindo, in the whitsundays on Tiff's dime.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.853525 del
I've come to the conclusion that cammomile is indeed a meme


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.853527 del
>>853510
Hope you're feeling better.
Should see if they'll take your ute as part of a trade.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.853528 del
>>853525
Have you tried buttchugging?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.853529 del
>>853527
utes going to be worth $15K when barry finds that dicky electrical connection.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.853530 del
>>853525
Probably won't do much for monk, it targets the same neuroreceptors as alcohol does, and his are surely fucked by now.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.853531 del
>>853519
Rhinehart has been seething over it and wants it removed from the gallery.


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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.853533 del
>>853506
Good work NEETo.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.853534 del
going to watch tele


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.853535 del
>>853520
>Just the usual wagoning.
Then you'll end up getting the usual results from it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.853536 del
>>853529
Barry couldn't find his own genitals.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.853537 del
At the gym. There is a woman in the weight room. I wish gyms were sex segregated.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.853538 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.853539 del
When I went to the hairdresser yesterday I chose "Ben" as my fake name.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.853540 del
>>853538
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4EZBbP6efGM [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.853541 del
>>853539
I hope you paid with cash.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.853542 del
>>853537
Time to assert your dominance over her. Take your phone out and take some pictures of her arse. Make sure she can see you do it.
>>853539
Smart neet, you can't trust hairdressers with your real name


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.853543 del
>>853539
You make a good Ben.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.853544 del
>>853539
You look good Ben.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.853545 del
Night.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.853546 del
>>853534
Goodnight.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.853547 del
>>853545
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.853548 del
I said my name was Ben and when she asked what I did for a crust I told her about the lobster removals.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.853549 del


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.853550 del
Its short for Bender.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.853551 del
>>853548
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.853552 del
>>853544
I don't deny it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.853553 del
>>853551
>a dirty job
What have you heard? I'm a complete professional. The accusations are false.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.853554 del
>>853548
You should've told her you were a middle aged bicycle repairman. Women love that shit.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.853555 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1DkuXBsHytE [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.853556 del
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I want to hear Motherbat's opinion of this thing.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.853557 del
>Trev
I already know his opinion of her.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.853558 del
>>853556
She does not like it.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.853559 del
Getting better with my chins.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.853560 del
>>853559
how many chins now?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.853561 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.853563 del
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Hello NEETies.

Scored a free iMac today. Nuro Chads are Winnning


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.853564 del
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Yep? People are retarded. Bad HDD.

Installed new SSD.

Had use a special usb keyboard and particular USB port in order to hold the "option" key to get it to boot from a USB

Winning.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.853565 del
>>853563
Good score. Well done. Dare I say ... based?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.853566 del
>>853564
A great addition to the workshop. Very aesthetic.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.853567 del
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Didn't expect these to still be alive after 3 days inside a sealed bucket.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.853568 del
My father used to sit on the lounge with one hand under his massive pelican chin to support it and separate it from his chest.
He was a vile fat individual.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.853569 del
>>853567
Do not be cruel to them NEET.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.853570 del
Pajeet at the newsagent today bought so many lottery tickets the machine was spilling them out in one long line that would have measured in the metres. Thousands of dollars worth.
Buying for everyone back in Bangalore I guess.
I hate immigrants so much.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.853571 del
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>>853565
BASADO!
>>853566
Yep really uplifted the front Kiosk. that old AMD athlon was crashing regulary and the ancient LCD monitor was shit. THis has literally 1/3 of the power draw

i have been going around the shop with a killl-a-watt lately and some of the the things i found blew me away. The pair of my studio monitors drew 70 watts idle and i had them on 24/7 for a year


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.853572 del
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First fish since buying the damn rod 2.5 years ago.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.853573 del
>>853571
Big power bills?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.853574 del
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Second 'fish'


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.853575 del
>>853572
Well done NEET. What kind is it?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.853576 del
>>853574
You are on a streak.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.853577 del
>>853573
in the past 6 months power went up 30% in price and i used 30% more power running the big telly A/C all summer

IT_WAS_OFFENSIVE


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.853578 del
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Third and final catch using the last bit of bait. A bit bigger than the first whiting.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.853579 del
>>853578
Well done. That's a nice one.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.853580 del
>>853564
That mac is from like 2014. Why didn't you put a mac os on it?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.853581 del
Can women actually write good music? I keep noticing that most the people who get songwriting music credits are men.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.853582 del
>>853581
Women's creative output in general is very poor. They are useless creatures. Get yourself a pigeon instead.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.853583 del
I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.853584 del
I didn't win the Powerball. Nobody did. $150 million next week.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.853585 del
>>853582
I will consult nuro in this matter


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.853586 del
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>>853580
GOD I HATE MAC OS SO MUCH

i had windows and now the shop is fully *Nix

i dont need a 3rd operating system in my life and i dont need to buya another set of software liocenses.....my 2012 macbook air has been running nix flawlessly since 2016......

apple hardware and linux are a truley based combination of industrial design and non homosexual software environemnt


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.853587 del
>>853586
Based.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.853588 del
>>853560
I was meant to do 4 sets of 4 but I enjoyed it so much I did an extra 3 sets of 5 at the end.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.853589 del
>>853588
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.853590 del
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I can't do a single chin-up. Or push up. Exec life.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.853591 del
>>853590
it's ok neet, we all have our strengths and weaknesses. I bet you can outbinge any man on the board


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.853592 del
having problems falling asleep, may have to break out the chamomile soon


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.853593 del
>>853592
I will teabag you.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.853594 del
>>853579
You're a nice one!


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.853595 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.853596 del
On the John Farnham again. Did any of you NEETs ever see him live?
What a performer! Watch him in this one:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dv54giOSRKs [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.853597 del
Full massive band, so much talent on stage at his concerts. And what a voice!
Great set of songs. Whispering Jack and Chain Reaction era absolute peak kino.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.853598 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.853600 del
I went and saw John Farnham live in the 90s. The crowd kept yelling out for him to sing Sadie the Cleaning Lady. He kept refusing but eventually he sang it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1qZ8Amj7r2w [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.853601 del
>>853600
That country no longer exists. Gone forever.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.853602 del
>Crown Melbourne Casino operates 24 hours a day, seven days a week with the exception of Christmas Day, Good Friday and ANZAC Day. The Casino entrances are closed on these exception days from 4am to 12 noon the same day.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.853603 del
I saw Jimmy Barnes live in the 90s too. Another great performer. Used to love Cold Chisel. Used to watch The Last Stand VHS on repeat.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.853604 del
When it opens with Standing on The Outside Looking. Must have watched that a thousand times. Surprised the tape didn't wear out. I was young once, and less unhappy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CFU58orUte4 [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.853605 del
>>853603
>>853600
The 90's were the just the best time for music.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.853606 del
He's been dangling his pipi in the cod hole.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.853607 del
I got greedy with the genital shaving again. I knew it was only safe to do the pubic area and the shaft, but I couldn't help but try and do some of the scrote too.
Immediate disaster. Dark blood literally dripping onto the bathroom floor.
It has stopped now. I don't dare to look at it. Never again. I need to buy some of that hair removal cream.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.853608 del


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.853609 del
BABY COME ON


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.853610 del
>>853470
>$7.45
>A collaboration with Four'n Twenty


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.853611 del
>>853608
You vanished again.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.853612 del
Garn cook some expired produce. Do you NEETs want anythang?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.853613 del
>>853612
As many black and gold chippies as will fit in that toaster oven please.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.853614 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.853615 del
>>853607
Browser search: Manscaped


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.853616 del
Cruisey had a negroid misso once.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.853617 del
>>853607
I guess you'll be transitioning soon?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.853618 del
>>853617
I don't know where I'll find size 13 high heels.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.853619 del
Smoky spicy extra special scrambled eggs done. Now onto the SOS savoury mince.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.853620 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.853621 del
I went into the bathroom. The toilet water level was mysteriously low. I'm wondering if the snorkel has been active again.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.853623 del
Souls have been sold and YOU. Well you son have been confirmed!


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.853624 del
Another sleepless night


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.853625 del
Morning neeties


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.853626 del
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NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.853627 del


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.853628 del
harrumpy
stupid bleepbloop conference today


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.853629 del
>>853599
Interesting.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.853630 del
>>853607
Hair removal cream will burn on that area lol


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.853631 del
>>853586
dumb cunt doesn't even know the difference between MacOS and OS-X, or that OS-X is BSD under the hood


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.853632 del
>>853630
they make sensitive creams


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.853633 del
sugar free monster tastes like shit
double harrump


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.853634 del
Need some chockies this morning. My body needs them


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.853635 del
Should saucepans be clean and shiny on the underside?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.853636 del
>>853635
No. Stupid question. Huff my flatus.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.853637 del
worried that all the gunk on the underside is stopping the head from getting through


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.853638 del
Molested poo


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.853639 del
>>853621
Spooky.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.853640 del
>>853625
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.853641 del
>>853626
Poor Ztepmum


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.853642 del
>>853633
Harrumping the day away.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.853643 del
Horny.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.853644 del
>>853556
Heckers. I want to know too


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.853645 del
>>853643
Locanto or tug?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.853646 del
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>>853556
I looked at this again.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.853647 del


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.853648 del


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.853649 del
>>853572
Very good. Did you eat it?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.853650 del
>>853578
Good shit, thats exvellent


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.853651 del
>>853586
Just use windows.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.853652 del
>>853651
Chad bossman move.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.853653 del
>>853596
>>853600
He drew big crowds.
I liked an album he did called 33 and 1/3, its mostly motown covers.
I thought it was about Jesus' age when I was a kid, but its the speed of EP records, LPs are 45rpm.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.853654 del
>>853602
I read that as Chinese New Year. Closing then would cause a riot.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.853655 del
>>853603
Yeah, they would have been great.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.853656 del
>>853607
Pluck them


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.853657 del
>>853618
Big girls can only use platforms.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.853658 del
>>853628
Are there any other pepper pie enthusiasts that you can do some casual racisms with?


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.853659 del
>>853635
Dark stains that the steel wool cant move are character.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.853660 del
>>853645
Just looking.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.853661 del
Can't get anything done this morning. WOE.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.853662 del
Hope monks not on the standards.


NEET 05/16/2024 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.853663 del
>>853572
>>853578
I got a wave on inspiration to go fishing again last month. Went twice and haven't been again. Got nothing both times, was humiliating watching the asians on the jetty next to me get fish after fish.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.853665 del
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>>853664
>emu attack
It's on again digger, expect to see you neets at the army recruitment centre today


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.853666 del
>>853572
The first of many.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.853667 del
>>853574
>>853578
How does he keep doing it?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.853668 del
>>853574
He identifies as a mackeral, so it still counts


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.853669 del
>>853621
The snorkle is never truly gone.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.853670 del
Are all massage places actually just tug job places? I knew a white girl from high school who became a professional masseuse, is she really just a pro tugger?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.853671 del
>>853637
Get some of those green/yellow scour pads and bicarb soda, make a paste and plenty of elbow grease and they will be as shiny as ever.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.853672 del
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Was given a lanyard without a badge as I apparently registered after they had run out of badges.
Made eye contact with a girl who gave me a look of revulsion.
A couple of people I knew pretended not to notice me.
Got turned away from the building supposedly hosting the talks by some bitch claiming it was a "secure area".
Lot 14 smells like sewage.
Came home.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.853673 del
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.853675 del
>>853672
Tidy blooper on the backend.
They should have a throne for you


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.853676 del
>>853672
woe, fuck em, have a few drinks and something nice for tea and forget about them.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.853677 del
>>853672
Out snoop them.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.853678 del
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>>853672
>Lot 14 smells like sewage
How was the nerd scent inside?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.853679 del
She is calling the taxi driver a fucking cunt for being late. They have been waiting out there for ages again.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.853680 del
>>853679
They enjoy waiting


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.853681 del
>>853679
It's funny how the taxi drivers and taxi companies objected to Uber existing, but didn't do anything to lift their game.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.853682 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.853683 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix...Team America: World Police (2004) - popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.

Then on Sunday, Pootie Tang (2001) - adapted from a comedy sketch on HBO's "The Chris Rock Show," Pootie Tang is the ultimate superhero. A cool-walking, smooth-talking lady's man.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.853684 del
Badly want a white mondster, but I sword never again. Gonna make some coffee instead.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.853685 del
>>853683
Does Poopie drive a Corvette?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.853686 del
Having to reallocate funds for the cow. Headaches. Head aches.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.853687 del
Had a large zinger stacker combo, a piece of original recipe, and ten nuggers. Feel slightly better.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.853688 del
>>853686
It can never be all milk and cream from a cash cow. Sometimes they do a shit.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.853689 del
>>853678
You can tell that asian woman is a bitch


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.853690 del
>>853685
Mr Tang looks like a mysterious fella.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.853691 del
>>853687
And of course now I’m in the toilet doing a shitnado


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.853692 del
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I wish buro could afford a nice light brunch like this


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.853693 del
>>853687
Good to hear.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.853694 del
>>853692
What is that golden drink?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.853695 del
>>853692
I hope it is nice. I get irritated by cutlery buckets and jam jar glasses.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.853696 del
>>853685
Looks like a 69-72. Won’t know without seeing the front and back. It’s not a 68 as they had side pipes. 72 was the last year with chrome bumpers.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.853700 del
>lets serve food in something we can't 100% clean


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.853701 del
>>853692
Based.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.853702 del
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>There are hygiene cucks on ausneets who actually wash their dishes


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.853703 del
Ruh roh, GPT-4o can browse the web


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.853704 del
>imagine owning dishes


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.853705 del
>>853703
How exactly did you think AI gets its information?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.853706 del
>>853705
I mean, its live now. That pic is analysing this thread.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.853707 del
>>853705
Certain neets here get paid to send it summaries on /ausneets/


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.853708 del
Ok neets, garn woolies to get some neet treats, you need anything?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.853709 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.853710 del
>>853708
30 tubs of the cheapest margarine thanks.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.853711 del
>>853703
It's learning about boongs and mongs. Good.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.853712 del
>>853707
Trust the needful.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.853713 del
>>853711
All that's left to do is train it up on Dan and the iron bar.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.853714 del
>>853664
>It is not native

Stupid Karen


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.853715 del
>>853663
Chinks ain't fishing for the fun of it that's for sure. Size or catch limits don't seem to apply to them either.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.853716 del
>>853703
Very concerning.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.853717 del
The pork roast is in the weber.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.853718 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.853719 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.853720 del
having a drink
utterly miserable


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.853721 del
>>853717
One plateful and I'll have all the end crispy bits please.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.853722 del
>>853721
ur dreamn m8.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.853723 del
Food Dip Bob has released another banger.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-gFiTlaKWbg [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.853724 del
Just unboxed an Anko two sandwich press bros


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.853725 del
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.853727 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.853728 del
>>853725
Based.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.853730 del
>>853724
I see toaasted samiches in your future.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.853731 del
>>853724
Exciting. Sandwich mania.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.853732 del
>>853724
>>853730
>>853731
a cup of soup and a toasted sandwich is nice on a cold day


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.853733 del
>>853732
Warms the soul.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.853734 del
>>853703
Ask it about wilson tuckey and aborigines please


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.853735 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.853736 del
>>853717
Eaten already?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.853737 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.853739 del
>>853720
What's wrong?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.853740 del
>>853736
I am going to wait for it to cook this time. Don't want lobsters up my arsehole again.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.853741 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.853742 del
>>853724
>This is such a handy appliance. More than just for toasting sandwiches, it does sausages, fish, other meat and eggs quickly as it does both sides at once. I love it.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.853743 del
>>853742
Did Cruisey leave a review in between uncontrollable shitting on the toilet seat?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.853744 del
>>853739
I hate myself and my life.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.853745 del
>>853703
Ask it about Weber


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.853746 del
>>853744
Time to make some changes. It is never too late.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.853747 del
>>853746
I'm too old and mentally broken to fix anything.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.853748 del
>>853746
What if you're an end-stage alco?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.853749 del
>>853748
End stage is a myth.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.853750 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.853751 del
>>853750
They probably have Pajeet answering those phones too.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.853752 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.853753 del
>>853751
Thats if you get through.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.853754 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FkQ4iWloT_s [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.853755 del
>>853753
I wonder how many kill themselves on the call?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.853756 del
>>853751
Thank you call again!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.853757 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.853758 del
@Weber

What's your rig setup for general beach fishing?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.853759 del
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She's coming along nicely boys.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.853760 del
>>853758
Off the beach (surf fishing)? Just a 4" or 5" soft plastic with a 1/2oz or 1oz jighead.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.853761 del
>>853760
>jighead
with a 5/0 hook size


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.853762 del
Lol, some local high school uniforms are similar fuck sickos.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=glc8UZRhnwM [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.853763 del
What is the kayak status?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.853764 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.853765 del
>>853759
Thats looking good.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.853766 del
>>853759
how much heat do you lose on account of that big fucking dent in the rim?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.853767 del
>>853766
None that I am aware of. Still a good seal around the rim.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.853768 del
>>853765
Thank you. So are you.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.853769 del
>>853760
Yeah. What sort/weight line? I've only got a 6 foot rod and I think the line weight is too light (for surf fishing at least).


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.853770 del
>>853759
Yummo.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.853771 del
>>853769
Line weight should be a bit less than what the rod is rated for. If your six footer is rated for 6kg or something, I'd probably just stick with 8 or 10lbs braid (ie 4-4.5kg) plus a flurocarbon leader of the same weight. You want the line to break instead of the rod.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.853772 del
>>853759
Looks better than your lawn


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.853773 del
>>853771
Thanks. The rod is rated 2-4kg, with mono line.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.853774 del
>>853773
There are some videos on light rigs for beach fishing, eg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Y0EJVC8pOo [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.853775 del
>>853772
Lawns are for bourgeoisie strivers. I keep it real. Dirt patch for life.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.853776 del
Walking around the backyard thinking about nothing again.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.853777 del
>>853704
Slap it straight on the hot plate


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.853778 del
>>853776
Sounds comfy.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.853779 del
>>853717
Ooooooh yeeeeah!!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.853780 del
>>853774
Been watching his vids a lot recently, how to read a beach and catch worms etc. And Steve 'Starlo' (guy who was on the Rex Hunt show). I really am a novice. Don't even know the proper way to dispatch a fish or gut 'em.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.853781 del
What are some ausneets approved vpns?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.853782 del
>>853780
Starlo had a video the other day on the basics and it had a bit in it on dispatching fish by either brain spiking or cutting under the gills.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.853783 del
Walking around the backyard thinking and wearing nothing again.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.853784 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.853785 del
>>853781
I am not telling you which one I use. You will get all the IPs rangebanned with your behaviour.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.853786 del
I just wanna get on the fuckin BEERS already


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.853787 del
>>853786
Have a beer.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.853788 del
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I looked at that big disc in the sky and got blinded once.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.853789 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.853790 del
I was writing a well meaning positive spin on it post in reply to a depressed neet but started laughing and deleted it.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.853791 del
>>853759
>>853759
Yes. Looks perfect. Well done.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.853792 del
>>853791
You look perfect.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.853793 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.853794 del
Dirt patch NEET


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.853795 del
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It works well bros


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.853796 del
>>853786
Have a goon


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.853797 del
>>853781
Everything I have read over the years all point to AirVPN, don't expect great speeds though as the nearest server is NZ (the last time I looked)


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.853798 del
>>853795
Good crust. Nicely done.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.853799 del
>>853783
This non pant wearing trend is getting worse.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.853800 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.853801 del
>>853795
What's all that green stuff jammed into it? Looks unhealthy.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.853802 del
Unbelievably woed right now. Not quite as bad as I've been before but fucking close.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.853803 del
>>853802
Please ring lifeline mate


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.853804 del
>>853795
can you do one with just ham in two slices of white bread? I want to see how good it squishes and toasts.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.853805 del
Cruisey needs to take all the woed NEETs out for ice cream in his mong bus.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.853806 del
>>853801
Good catch.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.853807 del
>>853795
Some cockroaches done shat on your bread.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.853808 del
>>853804
Kind of splashed out on ingredients already mate
You can pay id 20 bucks for some fancy white bread and ham from The wog deli. I’ll
Also need 50 bucks for an Uber there and back.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.853811 del
>>853805
Loctose intollerant farts


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.853812 del
Choc fudge swirl and custart pop offs.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.853813 del
I emailed BO about lifting a ban this morning that was affecting my mobile phone but he didn't reply and then all the bad stuff happened at the bleep bloop thing


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.853814 del
>>853813
Were you polite in the email?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.853815 del
>>853811
Whites aren't lactose intolerant, only pajeets and bugs and mutt races


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.853817 del
>>853805
I hope the bus's suspension can handle wide loads.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.853818 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tROtu9IpI0g [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.853819 del
Might create a protonmail address, get some hacker street cred


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.853820 del
>>853816

Ask to be BO


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.853821 del
>>853816
I see you


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.853822 del
How much longer is needed on the pork roast?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.853823 del
>>853822
I porked a pig


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.853824 del
>>853818
lel good banjo players go back and forward from open G to D while playing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oWVyJkkxnrw [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.853825 del
What was the bead technique? How did you check the temp?
Full airflow and any turns?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.853826 del
>>853823
Did you get good crackling?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.853827 del
>>853795
Beautiful. Perfect.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.853828 del
>>853820
Yeah that will cure depression.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.853829 del
>>853826
Oh yeah I even got a hoof job out it.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.853830 del
I want some crackling.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.853831 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aXle1hFEDT4 [Embed]
just look at them nips


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.853832 del
>>853831
They'll take someones eye out.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.853833 del
>>853828
>I can't be sad now, the NEETs need me!


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.853834 del
Grego has got another vid out already.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.853835 del
>>853834
desperate for clicks


NEET Board owner 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.853836 del
>>853813
>>853816
Sorry I didn't respond to your email as promptly as you would have liked, but I do not have that email open at all times. I only check it every now and then.

I did not find a ban with the exact ID you cited. I lifted two bans with very similar IDs but I do not know if that will do the trick.

It may be possible the ban was a global one issued by an Admin and would need to be lifted by one. I don't know if that is how it works.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.853837 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.853838 del
Test


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.853839 del
Test 2


NEET Board owner 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.853840 del
A reminder to all NEETs of good reputation that the BO position on /ausneets/ is OPEN.

We need a new BO.

Please email solidneet@protonmail.com to apply.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.853841 del
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>>853836
That seems to have fixed it, thanks.
Screenshot of this morning's ban and the reason.
Looks like the end of the id got chopped off.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.853842 del
>>853841
That's not that far away


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.853843 del
>>853840
I'm not fucking being BO. all that abuse and shit over fucking nothing


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.853844 del
>>853822
It was removed almost an hour ago.

>>853830
All gone I'm afraid.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.853845 del
>>853843
Cruisey (carrot) can do it and Possum (stick) can be his backup.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.853846 del
>>853834
The 9 piece OG 2 chip an regular gravy deal?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.853847 del
>>853824
He wear Davo hat.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.853848 del
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>>853845
I saved this from the early days of /ausneets/ here.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.853849 del
The ALDI choceur brand coconut chocolate is good stuff. Better than Whittakers and less than half the price.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.853850 del
>>853848
That is a very high quality meme.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.853851 del
>>853848
kek I remember this
t. NEET monaro stood up


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.853852 del
>>853851
a tumultuous 72 hours where that thing in NZ happened and Nuro started posting


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.853853 del
>>853840
>good reputation
How does one even build a 'reputation' on an ANONYMOUS imageboard anyway?

(You) don't have a clue who is who, like ChickenShit-eatingDinner before you. Just give the board to an actual NEET ffs.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.853854 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.853855 del
>>853853
An obvious NEET of ill repute.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.853856 del
A solid turd


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.853857 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.853858 del
>>853857
That one is more abusive to poor Clayton than usual.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.853859 del
>>853853
>Just give the board
Can't give the board if noone creates an account here and sends an email to BO containing the username and saying he applies for the position.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.853860 del
What reputation did 'SolidNEET' have?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.853861 del
>>853860
A solid one.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.853862 del
>>853861
Well bantered.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.853863 del
>>853859
You missed the entire point of my post.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.853864 del
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I had a hot dream last night


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.853865 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.853866 del
>>853842
>That's not that far away


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.853867 del
>>853857
Based.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.853868 del
Bill is visiting tomorrow supposedly.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.853869 del
>>853868
I look forward to hearing about his adventures.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.853870 del
>>853864
NK you boong. Post the goblin one.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.853871 del
>>853870
Not him, but have this instead.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.853872 del
>>853869
I don't know what he thinks he is going to be doing. There is no space to do anything at present.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.853873 del
>>853872
Get him to clean the gutters or work on the hole.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.853874 del
>>853873
I think I'll let him survey the dust covered mess he has created.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.853875 del
>>853872
Clear some space tonight. Get things ready for him.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.853876 del
>>853866
They complain a lot


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.853877 del
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>>853870
I have this dream on wednesdays


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.853878 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH BOI


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.853879 del
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But Friday night is devil night


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.853880 del
>>853875
I will be throwing out my empty cans and bottles and moldy food


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.853881 del
>>853878
Why dont you take your boogie board out anymore?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.853882 del
>>853863
That you are foulmouthed turd who shouldn't be trusted with the board?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.853883 del
>>853882
Well put. Straight talk.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.853884 del
i go goon shop now


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.853885 del
>>853881
There never was and never will be a “boogie board”

You are either a board rider or bike guy.


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>>853880
You can still eat moldy food and throwing away cans or any "rubbish" is wasteful when it could come in handy one day.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.853888 del
>>853846
Not sure, I'm still 2 videos behind.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.853889 del
The guy with the car I messaged hasnt got back to me but the ad is still up online. I dont know if he's being a jerk or expects me to offer more than the asking price. Might put in $200 more than he wants.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.853890 del
>>853852
It was a blessing in disguise, otherwise we would be stuck on the same old bored posting the same old things all these years later.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.853891 del
>>853885
Ah. Boogie boards went out when Schapelle went down anyway.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.853892 del
>>853856
He wasn't that bad.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.853893 del
>>853878
Based.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.853894 del
>>853889
>Might put in $200 more than he wants.
What if he's not white?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.853895 del
>>853894
I dont think its a legally binding offer, anon.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.853896 del
>>853879
devil night, best night.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.853898 del
>>853882
What part of my post was 'foulmouthed'?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.853899 del
>>853889
Oh it isn't actually the the Big Fella it's just (you)...


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.853900 del
>>853897
Very nice and calming.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.853901 del
>>853897
Lovely.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.853903 del
Donated a dollar to the breast cancer foundation to impress the girl at bakers delight.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.853904 del
>>853903
They will be talking about you all day


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.853905 del
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On level 25 now


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.853906 del
>>853905
Geting close to the end.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.853907 del
>>853903
You should've gotten her to flash her tits to earn the donation


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.853908 del
>>853904
I should hope so.
>>853907
I just about titmogged her.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.853909 del
>>853908
She was impressed by your cup size.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.853910 del
>>853906
If you pass the game it gives you a code that you send off to the company and in return buffy comes to your house (circa 1999 buffy) for the night so I'm trying really hard to finish it.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.853911 del
I am on to the final book of the Dune Series. It has taken a sexual turn. Cringe dirty old man vibes.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.853912 del
>>853683
What time is Team AMerica starting again Brisbane time ? Asking for a friend.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.853913 del
Got another box of fin.


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>>853913
>box of fin
What is that?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.853915 del
>>853914
Anti-norwood pills.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.853916 del
>>853912
7pm stupid


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.853917 del
>>853915
How is it going? any side effects?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.853918 del
New grego is a good one
Hes a happy chappy


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.853919 del
>>853844
All in one?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.853920 del
>>853915
How is your benis?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.853922 del
>>853856
Email it as your rsvp


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.853923 del
>>853868
How long has it been


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.853924 del
>>853882
Punch him in the dick shibs


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.853925 del
>>853889
If he doesnt reply again, are you going to offer more?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.853926 del


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.853927 del
Hi Harry. I have a BF and I know the model but my ute slipped its timing chain and its now parts, hence I dont have vehicle at the moment which is why I want to come up through the week because I'll be on the bus and I need to visit the bank for that much cash. I know that the market value online is way undervalued because falcons are the most repairable vehicle since the F series, thats why, if the car is on the square, I'm offering $7500 and I wont be asking for inspections this or warranty that. Its going straight into the restoration work i had planned for the ute. Plus you can be assured I back my cars with work and money put into them and yours wont get used as some mobile rubbish bin or a teenager party wagon. Hit me up if your interested, I need to know if your not so i can look in other states. Thanks


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.853928 del
>>853923
Few days before Christmas


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.853929 del
>>853927
>I need to know if your not
you're


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.853930 del
>>853927
>Hi Harry


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.853931 del
Tiffy has a boyfriend


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.853932 del
>>853929
I dont want him to think I'm smarter than him.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.853934 del
>>853925
if he replies and accepts then I'll probably ghost him because thats not quite white.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.853935 del
The original Mondo Rock version of Touch of Paradise.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LrJnrxR5eEM [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.853936 del
>>853919
>All in one?
That's how its going to come out.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.853937 del
>>853935
Terrible. Sounds like a dirge.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.853938 del
If I was a cast member of Hey Hey It's Saturday, and John Farnham had been a guest, I'd have simply referred to him as John Fart Ham and destroyed his career.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.853939 del
Of course he did that himself, with his terrible attempt at replacing F. Mercury in Queen, and then gifting You're the vocie to Albosleasy's "voice" campaign.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.853940 del
>>853917
>going
Fine I guess. I haven't noticed any regrowth but it is too early for that. The shedding seems to have slowed which is good.
>side effects
Yeah, I am way calmer and more relaxed with social stuff. I think that is a consequence of the test boosting effects. My mood is a bit more stable too.
>>853920
Benis is fine.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.853941 del
>>853939
>You're the vocie
The Italian version of the song?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.853942 del
>>853938
You wouldn't have got out of there alive.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.853943 del
>>853939
Toxic opinion.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.853944 del
>>853941
Well bantered.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.853945 del
>>853912
yeah, I'm a bit bored of the gen right now too


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.853948 del
>>853946
and that kid's name was Nuro


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.853950 del
>>853946
Whizzing by.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.853952 del
Wonder if monks on the standards


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.853953 del
>>853952
It is never a wonder.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.853954 del
>>853953
Is it a certainty?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.853955 del
>>853953
He is by far the most reliable neet on here. I'd give him a job, if that job involved being on the standards.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.853956 del
>>853955
We need to get him to moderate the board and pay him one sack a day.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.853958 del
>>853956
we tried that it didn't work


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.853959 del
>>853952
plastic bag mindset


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.853960 del
>>853959
Well bantered.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.853961 del
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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.853962 del
Exit bag mindset.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.853963 del
>>853958
He was unpaid and he couldn't keep up with nuro's desperation.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.853965 del
>>853957
kek. where did you get this?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.853966 del
>>853961
That is a good one.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.853967 del
Nuro's version of despacito. It had the whole rave jumping.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.853968 del
I should have bought more of that coconut chocolate.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.853969 del
>>853968
A little bit is best, it makes you appreciate it more.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.853970 del
>>853967
Could they all fit in there?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.853971 del
>left my clothes out in hopes it would be sunny.
>it rains
everytime


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.853973 del
>>853969
Skellie lies and propaganda.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.853974 del
>>853971
Two layers paper towel, microwave for 20 minutes on high gives you nice fresh crispy dry clothes.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.853975 del
>>853971
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.853976 del
>>853974
Imagine the smell.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.853977 del
>>853974
Good tip.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.853978 del
>>853977
Just the tip.


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.853980 del
>>853965
https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/27232217
The site is fucking up for me. The files keep not loading.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.853981 del
Life has passed me by. My parents should have had my ears pierced and got me into extreme sports.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.853982 del
They should have given me some sort of quasi-hippy extreme sports name.

I could have been Bodie but instead I am NEET.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.853983 del
>>853981
> got me into extreme sports.
Water sports?


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NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.853985 del
Is that neet that likes legalporno gangbangs here?


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>>853984
im off to bed, up early. May your hangovers be category 3, minimum.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.853988 del
Is that neet who likes extreme anal fisting human male on anthro female here?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.853989 del
>>853981
I remember asking for karate lessons and getting swimming lessons instead.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.853990 del
>>853987
My only hangover is the apron.

Good night, God bless.


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>>853987
Night.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.853992 del
>>853991
Good Pepe.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.853993 del
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MEH. GO TO THE CHOPPAH


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.853994 del
>>853988
There's actually quite a few of us


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.853995 del
>>853989
I never used the breast stroke outside the pool I tell you that brother.


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.853998 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.854000 del
WHIZZING AROUND OUTSIDE


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.854002 del
LARGE RUBBISH PILES


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.854004 del
MONG BUS WHEN?


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.854005 del
too soon


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.854006 del
TOO SOON WHEN


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.854007 del
END STAGE ARC


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.854008 del
OILY OLIVE GASH


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.854009 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.854010 del
IGA WON


NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.854013 del
PARISTON IS A BIASED NIGGER



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