Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral Nagybányai Horthy Miklós"...