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NEET General #981 - Coma survivor Edition NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No. 1004745
We all know you sit in front of your computer as soon as you get out of bed. How many of you skip the middleman and sleep with your head on the keyboard?

OLD: >>1003598
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:58.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.1004747 del
How does he do it?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.1004748 del
Did some mong just delete our thread?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.1004749 del
>>1004745
my bed is in front of my computer, I'm about to lie down and watch youtube videos to help me fall asleep


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.1004750 del
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Interestingly, ufc fighters often sleep 10 hours a day plus naps while at training camp undergoing intense training for an upcoming fight.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.1004751 del
>>1004748
I think we should go to bed and see what happens tomorrow.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.1004752 del
His pill is rolled under the bed or something.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1004753 del
How did I get here? Who are you people?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1004754 del
>>1004753
Stop shit stirring tiffin


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.1004755 del
At least we dont have to get epilepsy from that stale jank pepe. I like this one way better.


NEET Board owner 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.1004756 del
I have unmodded tiffin who was deleting quite a lot of spam.
Also today someone said the captcha was too hard so I made it easier even though everyone should be on the VIM list.
Feel free to send me an email if you want. We might need another mod anyway to delete the spam.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.1004757 del
Package delivery restarts tomorrow.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.1004760 del
All right.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.1004761 del
Found a wicked deal on marketplace for 400$ maybe worth more than 1000$
3 screens, keyboard, mouse, a few of those smart home phones, a bar fridge, a microwave and a 14th gen intel dell PC.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.1004762 del
>>1004761
Must buy. You can never know what they are good for.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.1004763 del
>>1004761
That might be okay if you need those things and would use them.
A waste if you would just add it to the junk pile though. Think carefully.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.1004764 del
🐸🧙🏻‍♂️
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.1004766 del
>>1004762
Why did you ban him shibs? He might be innocent. Maybe not?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.1004767 del
>>1004766
He is not. I left the post up on purpose, this guy whom Tiffin mistook Pidge with.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.1004768 del
>>1004767
Oh fuck this retarded nonsense man. The NEETs can be so dramatic. GN shibs.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.1004769 del
>>1004768
Well, good night.
However - because there's always one however.
Some of what he was saying makes more sense now. UA is not a unqiue identifier but based on the combination of device/OS/browser. Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
So Tiffo said only IGA uses emojis and here they are >>1004764 , but Pidge too, except only specific ones.
I think Tiffo saw the gif as OP image and made it furious for he is autistic it wasn't seizure inducing tho, we slow down every animated image anyway for the very reason and he made a thread but he failed to make a normal one with link to the old like a mong, and started to recreate posts because he is a mong.
He is deleting IGA posts for some time now, quite a lot you said so, and I bet he take good look at the available info. Except there are details that seemingly match with other posters.
I don't think he likes Pidge much, and he has a bias to think he is IGA, it's easy for him to believe, so he doesn't question his conclusion.
I took it bad when he deleted the thread I made (twice), for the bs reason of "generally we use fresh pepes for new threads". Because ofc he had to delete, he seems to have some kind of OCD towards stuff and ofc he's an autist.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.1004770 del
>>1004769
Kek. I didn't know you made threads on this board.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.1004771 del
>>1004770
I posted screenshots of them. I thought you've seen them on bb.
I made them for the purpose to have a thread that recognizably not made by IGA and so we can move on.
I'm trying to figure out why happened what happened today.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.1004772 del
>>1004771
The whole igay character made tiffo's autism borderline schizophrenic because he became too certain of an uncertainty, which I warned him of. We were slowly working towards a method to get rid of igay and better moderate AusNEETs but it's difficult to do whilst also keeping true anonymity of the NEETs. I think I've said it before, I don't want to know the true identities of the other NEETs so a part of the tradition / game would be ruined for me by exploiting that.
Also it's too much work and I'd rather odilli just implement the new features I'd spend hours vibe coding.
I could come up with more features but it takes effort to maintain the balance between anonymity and moderation.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.1004773 del
>>1004772
In theory only the too offending posts should be removed, and not posts made by particular user. I do understand getting back at IGA and wanting him gone but that's impossible.
Ovaltine also doesn't have unlimited time, for recent quick updates ML was leveraged but this isn't unlimited resource either.
I also do coding and do use LLM in a way, but I don't vibecode and I try to find solutions to help myself facing more generic issues than the needs of one board. And for more pressing matters too.
So if you don't make your own tools, noone will. I make mine because noone will.
One solution would be adding Tiffo back to the roster. I'm just not sure how to make him understand to hold his horses, he's too hostile.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.1004774 del
the board has no real rules and no real problems.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.1004775 del
>>1004774
That's why it's funny. I'll catch yous later


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.1004776 del
i thought all the names you lads have, pidge, tiffo, weber, possum, iga, nuro, shibs etc. were just meme characters for the purpose of banter. didn't realise they were actual posters


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.1004777 del
>>1004776
They're mini personas. Some of them belong to one guy or whatnot.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.1004778 del
>>1004776
Mine is an actual registered username for I needed something so I can moderate. I don't like it much people are referring to me with it, since I just consider it as a tool, and this way they create a persona around the name instead.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.1004781 del
>>1004769
>Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
I use two devices (mobile, computer) both in private browsing/incognito mode and those change regularly. I only have ever spammed at the start of threads posting the same repetitive messages that I have been doing for hundreds of not thousands of threads. And my garbage TikToks in burst of no more than three posts.

My IP stays fairly consistent. It was the same pretty much the entire last thread except for the last <150 posts. Not sure why my IP keeps changing as I have resolved my virtualisation and network issues that I posted about. I will keep posting as the show will never cease.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.1004782 del
Is this AI?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.1004783 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.1004784 del
Time for my walk.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.1004785 del
>>1004781
I can tell which posts are yours. And I thought among yourselves can tell each other apart.

>>1004782
Hope not.

>>1004783
>for a brief period
Until you reach the exit.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.1004786 del
>>1004784
Looks like a good self-offense weapon.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.1004787 del
>>1004785
>I can tell which posts are yours
❤️


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.1004788 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.1004789 del
>>1004781
>I will keep posting as the show will never cease.
That is good to hear. I would miss you. xx


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.1004790 del
>>1004784
>Time for my walk
I hope you rugged up. It is very chilly out there.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.1004791 del
Good morning NEETs.
I avoided napping yesterday (thank you for your help) but unfortunately I only got about 6 hours of sleep so I may still be vulnerable to naps today.
It is not over yet.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.1004792 del
Another episode of Rick and Morty is out. Downloading now.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.1004793 del
I am going to buy some Lactobacillus reuteri gut bacteria supplements.
This might be what fixes me finally. Body and soul.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.1004794 del
>>1004790
I had a coat on a jumper that is like a coat with fake fur. It wasn't too bad today.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.1004795 del
>>1004791
GMN. Hopefully one of the NEETs with scream today and it'll wake you up.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004796 del
>>1004792
Thank you.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004797 del
>>1004793
It will NEET.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004798 del
>>1004794
>like a coat with fake fur
Sounds stylish and absolutely stunning NEET.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.1004799 del
>>1004798
I actually was strutting while listening to my tunes. Very on point.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.1004800 del
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>>1004799
Magnificent.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.1004801 del
>test


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.1004802 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.1004803 del
>test


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.1004804 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.1004806 del
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>>1004799
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c [Embed] doesn't get better than this for a strutting song


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.1004807 del
>>1004792
For an episode in the latest season it is on par with episodes in the first two seasons. I missed those episodes and I liked gooner Rick more.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.1004808 del
>>1004806
Mysterious seizure PEPE returns!


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.1004809 del
>>1004784
"good good good"
Just like magic.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.1004810 del
>>1004791
You did well neet, keep trying.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.1004811 del
>>1004794
You should have put on your Possum cloak.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.1004812 del
He needed his possum fur codpiece.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.1004813 del
>https://www.admin.ch/en/sustainability-initiative
The swiss are going to vote to cap their country's population at 10 million.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.1004814 del
>>1004812
My possum codpiece has a little possum face on it, made from a real possum of course. Sometimes I wiggle it and use it to talk to people like a ventriloquists dummy.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.1004815 del
>>1004809
Good quality for (You)!


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.1004816 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.1004818 del
The possum fur loincloth with G-string rear.
It brings all the NEETs to the yard.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.1004819 del
>>1004818
To the rear yard?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.1004821 del
My new K-Mart trackies have shed so much fluff that everything else they were in the washing machine with is covered in the nasty stuff.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.1004823 del
my rear yard needs some cleaning


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.1004824 del
>>1004823
Get the pressure washer.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.1004825 del
>>1004821
Embrace the fluff.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.1004826 del
>>1004818
you need a bushy little tail, attached with a butt plug


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.1004827 del
>1004820
>1004822
I miss his work in deleting your cancer. I hope isn't hasn't left a hole in your heart either.

I am happy for him to be a mod again (my view, please feel free to ignore) and to look at my posts ONLY. It was quite wholesome that he was keeping an eye on me. It reminds me

https://youtube.com/watch?v=57SY462Afe0 [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.1004828 del
>>1004826
>a butt plug
It would just fall out of me. Completely slack.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.1004830 del
>>1004821
Get the pressure washer


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.1004831 del
I had a hose connector washer blow out. Water spraying everywhere. Soaked when I went to turn the tap off. Couldn't approach without a drenching. 360 degree spray.

Stinging nettles got me again.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.1004832 del
wanna play some vidya


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.1004833 del
>>1004832
Play some vidya NEET. Go for it. You've earned it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.1004834 del
>>1004831
>Stinging nettles
You need to dig them all out.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.1004835 del
>>1004834
they are a superfood apparently


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.1004836 del
>>1004831
Me everytime at the toilet.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.1004837 del
keep doing the dumbest things possible. I pigged out at lunch, ate too much so my energy levels dropped. Then I went and bought some chocolate and melted it, ate it, feeling even worse now. Next I'm going to lie down on my bed and watch youtube, which I know never helps, but i just feel so fucked up from too much food


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1004838 del
WAKE UP JEFF


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1004839 del
>>1004837
You should plan for an afternoon walk


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.1004840 del
>>1004838
Thank you. The nap urge has just come upon me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1004841 del
neets are any of you experts on cheese? I want to buy some vintage gouda or edam, but coles and woolies rarely have it, and it's always small amounts and expensive and never on special. Where else does a man buy cheese?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.1004842 del
>>1004841
I do not like the fancy cheeses. It can be an expensive addiction.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.1004843 del
>>1004842
They are high in vitamin k2. Very healthy for you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.1004844 del
>>1004841
I would assume a Deli should. The closer to a CBD / wanky areas the more likely you are to find success.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.1004845 del
Proxmox work is done for the day. DNS queries are significantly faster and are now using Alpine Linux. I can retire the Raspberry Pi and find a new use for it now. Fun experience learning.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.1004846 del
>>1004845
Good work NEET. You did well.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.1004847 del
had some salad, instantly feeling 10x better, I don't know why I'm so retarded about eating. Tomorrow morning when I wake up, first thing is gonna be a salad and berry smoothie


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004848 del
>>1004835
Stinging nettle is low in carbs and no fat, and relatively high in proteins (but not whole protein), and dietary fibers. Not sure about vitamins and minerals. It can be considered as a leafy green vegetable. And can be cooked as such.
I heard about buckwheat being superfood. And others which I can't list from the top of my head for I rarely pay any mind to this, superfood is kindofa buzzword.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004849 del
>>1004847
You're right, it's better to eat. I've been meaning to start having protein shakes in the morning but idk how to make them


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.1004850 del
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>>1004821
>trackies


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.1004851 del
>>1004850
That is a good meme image.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.1004852 del
the nice pixxer place is closed fml


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.1004853 del
>>1004852
Don't get Domino's. You are better off with nothing.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.1004854 del
I dunno if it is your mail, but let me know if you want it gone.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1004855 del
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cruisey i want some pixxer


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.1004856 del
Getting goat curry instead. Hopefully taste good


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.1004857 del
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Might pretend to be iranian and prank call netanyahu


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.1004859 del
>>1004857
You better not.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1004860 del
Cruisey I wanna big chip too


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1004861 del
JEFF I HOPE YOU'RE AWAKE!


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.1004862 del
Sent (You) mail.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.1004863 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1004864 del
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>>1004860
They are way behind.

>>1004863
That's pretty cool if real.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.1004865 del
the goat curry was nice but had bones and ginger. gonna watch dick and farty and crack open a bear


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.1004866 del
Out of serviettes, Woe.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.1004867 del
>>1004865
Sounds lovely.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.1004868 del
Might direct an exploitive straight-to-video sex comedy.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.1004869 del
>>1004867
Jamal made tender love to the goat personally before cooking it, for extra sweetness.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.1004870 del
>>1004868
Available to stream for next weekend?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.1004871 del
>>1004866
Use your tshirt.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.1004872 del
>>1004869
Delivered by Tanjeet?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.1004873 del
unable to get the android app I was writing to read correctly from an sqlite database, very angry


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.1004874 del
rick and morty episode is a bit good


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.1004875 del
>>1004873
big app?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.1004876 del
>>1004873
Writing android apps is a waste of time, especially since within months Google will mandate everyone to submit their apps for approval.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004878 del
Stir fried a chicken breast, carcass in the pot, thighs marinating for biriyani, one breast left for wraps.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004879 del
>>1004877
Wowzer. That's pretty cool.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.1004880 del
I think we broke tiffin last night. he'll be back right?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1004881 del
>>1004876
Pajeets will have to side load their malware.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1004882 del
>>1004873
Do a bunch of print statements. To show the variables correct, show if a connection was established and the outcome of the connection.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1004883 del
>>1004877
Based.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004884 del
>>1004878
Thank you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004885 del
>>1004880
He's probably out there doing irl things. Surely we'll get some food report and such.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004886 del
>>1004880
He's thriving.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.1004887 del
>>1004878
All sounds very nice.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1004888 del
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>>1004880
i am finally doing a catch up and talking to him now on discord, seems like he got a burn notice from seniour big fellas here and ill leave it at that.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1004889 del
drinking again. gonna be boonged tomorrow


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1004890 del
>>1004889
I'll drink to that.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.1004891 del
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Is elong really going to get paid a trillion dollars? Even nuro barely makes that much.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1004892 del
>>1004876
I'm running a 5 year old version of android and I'm never updating, I can always upload to my phone at least.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1004893 del
>>1004891
I hope he gives us neets a $750 bonus.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.1004894 del
>>1004880
bucks like him love to be broken


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.1004895 del
Did monk's brother die?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.1004896 del
I asked ai to caption all the pictures on my phone so I could search through them easily, some of them were inside my car,. it kept saying my car is dirty and dusty: "Worn leather gear shift knob in a car's dusty interior center console with visible controls."
Very rude. Extremely rude LLM. I think I'm going to delete it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.1004897 del
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>>1004896
>pic unrelated


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1004898 del
And here's another caption it gave me of a photo: "Close-up of a Hyundai steering wheel with visible dust and textured surface"
I don't even own a hyundai. Completely retarded.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.1004899 del
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>>1004895
It was extremely painful.

And Monk did not even have the compassion to say....


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.1004900 del
>>1004898
But it does have visible dust and textured surface.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.1004901 del
Might get 'Desert Eagle, .50' tattooed down the side of my penis.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.1004902 del
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NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.1004903 del
>>1004901
Even "DE.50" might push it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1004904 del
>>1004901
Going to have to use a small font.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1004905 del
Might get possum <3 down the side of my penis


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NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.1004907 del
Night.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1004908 del
>>1004907
Night fella.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.1004909 del
>>1004907
night igay <3


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.1004910 del
Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral Nagybányai Horthy Miklós"...


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.1004911 del
>>1004910
It's like the gay man who got injured.
He was a fruit, now he's a vetegable


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