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NEET General #981 - Coma survivor Edition NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No. 1004745
We all know you sit in front of your computer as soon as you get out of bed. How many of you skip the middleman and sleep with your head on the keyboard?

OLD: >>1003598
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:58.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.1004747 del
How does he do it?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.1004748 del
Did some mong just delete our thread?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.1004749 del
>>1004745
my bed is in front of my computer, I'm about to lie down and watch youtube videos to help me fall asleep


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.1004750 del
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Interestingly, ufc fighters often sleep 10 hours a day plus naps while at training camp undergoing intense training for an upcoming fight.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.1004751 del
>>1004748
I think we should go to bed and see what happens tomorrow.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.1004752 del
His pill is rolled under the bed or something.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1004753 del
How did I get here? Who are you people?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1004754 del
>>1004753
Stop shit stirring tiffin


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.1004755 del
At least we dont have to get epilepsy from that stale jank pepe. I like this one way better.


NEET Board owner 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.1004756 del
I have unmodded tiffin who was deleting quite a lot of spam.
Also today someone said the captcha was too hard so I made it easier even though everyone should be on the VIM list.
Feel free to send me an email if you want. We might need another mod anyway to delete the spam.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.1004757 del
Package delivery restarts tomorrow.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.1004760 del
All right.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.1004761 del
Found a wicked deal on marketplace for 400$ maybe worth more than 1000$
3 screens, keyboard, mouse, a few of those smart home phones, a bar fridge, a microwave and a 14th gen intel dell PC.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.1004762 del
>>1004761
Must buy. You can never know what they are good for.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.1004763 del
>>1004761
That might be okay if you need those things and would use them.
A waste if you would just add it to the junk pile though. Think carefully.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.1004764 del
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.1004766 del
>>1004762
Why did you ban him shibs? He might be innocent. Maybe not?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.1004767 del
>>1004766
He is not. I left the post up on purpose, this guy whom Tiffin mistook Pidge with.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.1004768 del
>>1004767
Oh fuck this retarded nonsense man. The NEETs can be so dramatic. GN shibs.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.1004769 del
>>1004768
Well, good night.
However - because there's always one however.
Some of what he was saying makes more sense now. UA is not a unqiue identifier but based on the combination of device/OS/browser. Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
So Tiffo said only IGA uses emojis and here they are >>1004764 , but Pidge too, except only specific ones.
I think Tiffo saw the gif as OP image and made it furious for he is autistic it wasn't seizure inducing tho, we slow down every animated image anyway for the very reason and he made a thread but he failed to make a normal one with link to the old like a mong, and started to recreate posts because he is a mong.
He is deleting IGA posts for some time now, quite a lot you said so, and I bet he take good look at the available info. Except there are details that seemingly match with other posters.
I don't think he likes Pidge much, and he has a bias to think he is IGA, it's easy for him to believe, so he doesn't question his conclusion.
I took it bad when he deleted the thread I made (twice), for the bs reason of "generally we use fresh pepes for new threads". Because ofc he had to delete, he seems to have some kind of OCD towards stuff and ofc he's an autist.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.1004770 del
>>1004769
Kek. I didn't know you made threads on this board.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.1004771 del
>>1004770
I posted screenshots of them. I thought you've seen them on bb.
I made them for the purpose to have a thread that recognizably not made by IGA and so we can move on.
I'm trying to figure out why happened what happened today.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.1004772 del
>>1004771
The whole igay character made tiffo's autism borderline schizophrenic because he became too certain of an uncertainty, which I warned him of. We were slowly working towards a method to get rid of igay and better moderate AusNEETs but it's difficult to do whilst also keeping true anonymity of the NEETs. I think I've said it before, I don't want to know the true identities of the other NEETs so a part of the tradition / game would be ruined for me by exploiting that.
Also it's too much work and I'd rather odilli just implement the new features I'd spend hours vibe coding.
I could come up with more features but it takes effort to maintain the balance between anonymity and moderation.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.1004773 del
>>1004772
In theory only the too offending posts should be removed, and not posts made by particular user. I do understand getting back at IGA and wanting him gone but that's impossible.
Ovaltine also doesn't have unlimited time, for recent quick updates ML was leveraged but this isn't unlimited resource either.
I also do coding and do use LLM in a way, but I don't vibecode and I try to find solutions to help myself facing more generic issues than the needs of one board. And for more pressing matters too.
So if you don't make your own tools, noone will. I make mine because noone will.
One solution would be adding Tiffo back to the roster. I'm just not sure how to make him understand to hold his horses, he's too hostile.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.1004774 del
the board has no real rules and no real problems.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.1004775 del
>>1004774
That's why it's funny. I'll catch yous later


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.1004776 del
i thought all the names you lads have, pidge, tiffo, weber, possum, iga, nuro, shibs etc. were just meme characters for the purpose of banter. didn't realise they were actual posters


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.1004777 del
>>1004776
They're mini personas. Some of them belong to one guy or whatnot.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.1004778 del
>>1004776
Mine is an actual registered username for I needed something so I can moderate. I don't like it much people are referring to me with it, since I just consider it as a tool, and this way they create a persona around the name instead.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.1004781 del
>>1004769
>Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
I use two devices (mobile, computer) both in private browsing/incognito mode and those change regularly. I only have ever spammed at the start of threads posting the same repetitive messages that I have been doing for hundreds of not thousands of threads. And my garbage TikToks in burst of no more than three posts.

My IP stays fairly consistent. It was the same pretty much the entire last thread except for the last <150 posts. Not sure why my IP keeps changing as I have resolved my virtualisation and network issues that I posted about. I will keep posting as the show will never cease.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.1004782 del
Is this AI?


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.1004783 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.1004784 del
Time for my walk.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.1004785 del
>>1004781
I can tell which posts are yours. And I thought among yourselves can tell each other apart.

>>1004782
Hope not.

>>1004783
>for a brief period
Until you reach the exit.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.1004786 del
>>1004784
Looks like a good self-offense weapon.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.1004787 del
>>1004785
>I can tell which posts are yours
❀️


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.1004788 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.1004789 del
>>1004781
>I will keep posting as the show will never cease.
That is good to hear. I would miss you. xx


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.1004790 del
>>1004784
>Time for my walk
I hope you rugged up. It is very chilly out there.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.1004791 del
Good morning NEETs.
I avoided napping yesterday (thank you for your help) but unfortunately I only got about 6 hours of sleep so I may still be vulnerable to naps today.
It is not over yet.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.1004792 del
Another episode of Rick and Morty is out. Downloading now.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.1004793 del
I am going to buy some Lactobacillus reuteri gut bacteria supplements.
This might be what fixes me finally. Body and soul.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.1004794 del
>>1004790
I had a coat on a jumper that is like a coat with fake fur. It wasn't too bad today.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.1004795 del
>>1004791
GMN. Hopefully one of the NEETs with scream today and it'll wake you up.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004796 del
>>1004792
Thank you.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004797 del
>>1004793
It will NEET.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.1004798 del
>>1004794
>like a coat with fake fur
Sounds stylish and absolutely stunning NEET.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.1004799 del
>>1004798
I actually was strutting while listening to my tunes. Very on point.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.1004800 del
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>>1004799
Magnificent.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.1004801 del
>test


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.1004802 del
>>1004801
βœ…


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.1004803 del
>test


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.1004804 del
>>1004803
❓


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.1004806 del
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>>1004799
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c [Embed] doesn't get better than this for a strutting song


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.1004807 del
>>1004792
For an episode in the latest season it is on par with episodes in the first two seasons. I missed those episodes and I liked gooner Rick more.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.1004808 del
>>1004806
Mysterious seizure PEPE returns!


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.1004809 del
>>1004784
"good good good"
Just like magic.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.1004810 del
>>1004791
You did well neet, keep trying.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.1004811 del
>>1004794
You should have put on your Possum cloak.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.1004812 del
He needed his possum fur codpiece.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.1004813 del
>https://www.admin.ch/en/sustainability-initiative
The swiss are going to vote to cap their country's population at 10 million.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.1004814 del
>>1004812
My possum codpiece has a little possum face on it, made from a real possum of course. Sometimes I wiggle it and use it to talk to people like a ventriloquists dummy.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.1004815 del
>>1004809
Good quality for (You)!


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.1004816 del


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.1004818 del
The possum fur loincloth with G-string rear.
It brings all the NEETs to the yard.


NEET 06/08/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.1004819 del
>>1004818
To the rear yard?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.1004821 del
My new K-Mart trackies have shed so much fluff that everything else they were in the washing machine with is covered in the nasty stuff.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.1004823 del
my rear yard needs some cleaning


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.1004824 del
>>1004823
Get the pressure washer.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.1004825 del
>>1004821
Embrace the fluff.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.1004826 del
>>1004818
you need a bushy little tail, attached with a butt plug


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.1004827 del
>1004820
>1004822
I miss his work in deleting your cancer. I hope isn't hasn't left a hole in your heart either.

I am happy for him to be a mod again (my view, please feel free to ignore) and to look at my posts ONLY. It was quite wholesome that he was keeping an eye on me. It reminds me

https://youtube.com/watch?v=57SY462Afe0 [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.1004828 del
>>1004826
>a butt plug
It would just fall out of me. Completely slack.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.1004830 del
>>1004821
Get the pressure washer


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.1004831 del
I had a hose connector washer blow out. Water spraying everywhere. Soaked when I went to turn the tap off. Couldn't approach without a drenching. 360 degree spray.

Stinging nettles got me again.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.1004832 del
wanna play some vidya


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.1004833 del
>>1004832
Play some vidya NEET. Go for it. You've earned it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.1004834 del
>>1004831
>Stinging nettles
You need to dig them all out.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.1004835 del
>>1004834
they are a superfood apparently


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.1004836 del
>>1004831
Me everytime at the toilet.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.1004837 del
keep doing the dumbest things possible. I pigged out at lunch, ate too much so my energy levels dropped. Then I went and bought some chocolate and melted it, ate it, feeling even worse now. Next I'm going to lie down on my bed and watch youtube, which I know never helps, but i just feel so fucked up from too much food


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1004838 del
WAKE UP JEFF


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1004839 del
>>1004837
You should plan for an afternoon walk


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.1004840 del
>>1004838
Thank you. The nap urge has just come upon me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1004841 del
neets are any of you experts on cheese? I want to buy some vintage gouda or edam, but coles and woolies rarely have it, and it's always small amounts and expensive and never on special. Where else does a man buy cheese?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.1004842 del
>>1004841
I do not like the fancy cheeses. It can be an expensive addiction.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.1004843 del
>>1004842
They are high in vitamin k2. Very healthy for you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.1004844 del
>>1004841
I would assume a Deli should. The closer to a CBD / wanky areas the more likely you are to find success.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.1004845 del
Proxmox work is done for the day. DNS queries are significantly faster and are now using Alpine Linux. I can retire the Raspberry Pi and find a new use for it now. Fun experience learning.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.1004846 del
>>1004845
Good work NEET. You did well.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.1004847 del
had some salad, instantly feeling 10x better, I don't know why I'm so retarded about eating. Tomorrow morning when I wake up, first thing is gonna be a salad and berry smoothie


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004848 del
>>1004835
Stinging nettle is low in carbs and no fat, and relatively high in proteins (but not whole protein), and dietary fibers. Not sure about vitamins and minerals. It can be considered as a leafy green vegetable. And can be cooked as such.
I heard about buckwheat being superfood. And others which I can't list from the top of my head for I rarely pay any mind to this, superfood is kindofa buzzword.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004849 del
>>1004847
You're right, it's better to eat. I've been meaning to start having protein shakes in the morning but idk how to make them


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.1004850 del
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>>1004821
>trackies


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.1004851 del
>>1004850
That is a good meme image.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.1004852 del
the nice pixxer place is closed fml


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.1004853 del
>>1004852
Don't get Domino's. You are better off with nothing.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.1004854 del
I dunno if it is your mail, but let me know if you want it gone.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1004855 del
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cruisey i want some pixxer


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.1004856 del
Getting goat curry instead. Hopefully taste good


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.1004857 del
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Might pretend to be iranian and prank call netanyahu


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.1004859 del
>>1004857
You better not.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1004860 del
Cruisey I wanna big chip too


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1004861 del
JEFF I HOPE YOU'RE AWAKE!


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.1004862 del
Sent (You) mail.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.1004863 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1004864 del
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>>1004860
They are way behind.

>>1004863
That's pretty cool if real.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.1004865 del
the goat curry was nice but had bones and ginger. gonna watch dick and farty and crack open a bear


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.1004866 del
Out of serviettes, Woe.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.1004867 del
>>1004865
Sounds lovely.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.1004868 del
Might direct an exploitive straight-to-video sex comedy.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.1004869 del
>>1004867
Jamal made tender love to the goat personally before cooking it, for extra sweetness.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.1004870 del
>>1004868
Available to stream for next weekend?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.1004871 del
>>1004866
Use your tshirt.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.1004872 del
>>1004869
Delivered by Tanjeet?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.1004873 del
unable to get the android app I was writing to read correctly from an sqlite database, very angry


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.1004874 del
rick and morty episode is a bit good


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.1004875 del
>>1004873
big app?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.1004876 del
>>1004873
Writing android apps is a waste of time, especially since within months Google will mandate everyone to submit their apps for approval.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004878 del
Stir fried a chicken breast, carcass in the pot, thighs marinating for biriyani, one breast left for wraps.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.1004879 del
>>1004877
Wowzer. That's pretty cool.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.1004880 del
I think we broke tiffin last night. he'll be back right?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1004881 del
>>1004876
Pajeets will have to side load their malware.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1004882 del
>>1004873
Do a bunch of print statements. To show the variables correct, show if a connection was established and the outcome of the connection.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1004883 del
>>1004877
Based.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004884 del
>>1004878
Thank you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004885 del
>>1004880
He's probably out there doing irl things. Surely we'll get some food report and such.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1004886 del
>>1004880
He's thriving.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.1004887 del
>>1004878
All sounds very nice.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1004888 del
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>>1004880
i am finally doing a catch up and talking to him now on discord, seems like he got a burn notice from seniour big fellas here and ill leave it at that.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1004889 del
drinking again. gonna be boonged tomorrow


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1004890 del
>>1004889
I'll drink to that.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.1004891 del
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Is elong really going to get paid a trillion dollars? Even nuro barely makes that much.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1004892 del
>>1004876
I'm running a 5 year old version of android and I'm never updating, I can always upload to my phone at least.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1004893 del
>>1004891
I hope he gives us neets a $750 bonus.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.1004894 del
>>1004880
bucks like him love to be broken


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.1004895 del
Did monk's brother die?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.1004896 del
I asked ai to caption all the pictures on my phone so I could search through them easily, some of them were inside my car,. it kept saying my car is dirty and dusty: "Worn leather gear shift knob in a car's dusty interior center console with visible controls."
Very rude. Extremely rude LLM. I think I'm going to delete it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.1004897 del
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>>1004896
>pic unrelated


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1004898 del
And here's another caption it gave me of a photo: "Close-up of a Hyundai steering wheel with visible dust and textured surface"
I don't even own a hyundai. Completely retarded.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.1004899 del
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>>1004895
It was extremely painful.

And Monk did not even have the compassion to say....


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.1004900 del
>>1004898
But it does have visible dust and textured surface.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.1004901 del
Might get 'Desert Eagle, .50' tattooed down the side of my penis.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.1004902 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pz7cF0HI8nY [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.1004903 del
>>1004901
Even "DE.50" might push it.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1004904 del
>>1004901
Going to have to use a small font.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1004905 del
Might get possum <3 down the side of my penis


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.1004906 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.1004907 del
Night.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1004908 del
>>1004907
Night fella.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.1004909 del
>>1004907
night igay <3


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.1004910 del
Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral NagybΓ‘nyai Horthy MiklΓ³s"...


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.1004911 del
>>1004910
It's like the gay man who got injured.
He was a fruit, now he's a vetegable


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.1004912 del
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NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.1004914 del
>>1004912
Julian assange's pro shitter


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.1004915 del
This one's good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AriwjiWyxsM [Embed]


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.1004916 del
>>1004915
Sounds 80s.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.1004917 del
>>1004877
Nice photos.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.1004918 del
>>1004907
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.1004919 del
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>>1004915
They are a good band. Pic related are what I have identified as their good songs.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.1004921 del
I went to bed at 5pm and had a 6 hour nap.

You all failed me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.1004922 del
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NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.1004923 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.1004924 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.1004925 del
>>1004919
Good selection. I missed an album or two of them I gotta catch up on but I'm slow to get into new albums.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.1004926 del
tab closed. ill catch yous later


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.1004927 del
The screen on my battery clock radio is flickering.
Also my head torch which I haven't touched in days just turned on on its own.
I am spooked.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.1004928 del
>>1004927
Who you gonna call?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.1004931 del
>>1004929
Are the haunted appliances in the kitchen?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.1004932 del
>>1004931
Well bantered.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.1004934 del
I am in the planning phase of a 7am Woolies treats run.
Catalogue is being perused. List is being compiled.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.1004936 del
>>1004764
>>1004766
>>1004767
>>1004768
>>1004769
>>1004771
>>1004772
>>1004773
>>1004778
>So off base and paranoid
Ya naw, Shiban
I'm not IGAY or any other namefag from Ausneets or involved in whatever gayass drama happens here.
I am a QRB-Anon who occasionally stops by to say Hi with Pepe memes, but for some reason it didn't attach, signs with emojis sometimes, but how T'f would I know your that paranoid to think anyone using those is always some gayass namefag from this board.
I already emailed Zestykitten about this BS abuse of Admin power trip your on.
ZK can confirm I emailed them.
I'ma stay over in the cozy QRBunker, where we don't have these lame issues.
~~
o7 Anon


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.1004937 del
I dreamed I bumped into BoardNEET in the government cheese cave. He was drilling into the cheese cores and taking samples.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.1004938 del
meh


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.1004939 del
>>1004938
What are you up to NEET?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.1004940 del
>>1004939
waking up, got a solid 9 hours sleep so i should be ok, but i'm bleary if not tired


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.1004941 del
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>>1004940
Good morning to you.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.1004942 del
A comment on Grego's latest KFC video. I think it might have been Cruisey's dad:

>back in the 70s 3 of us drove 200km to KFC broken hill and my mate Malcolm bought a barrel of chicken 21 pieces and on the way back he ate the lot bones and all he was drunk as a skunk lol


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.1004943 del
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>>1004934
You are truly a king among neets, providing for your people. I would like my customary family sized block for breakfast, of whatever chocolate is on special - black forest cadbury chocolate if they have it. A large bottle of coke in lieu of coffee. Some chips. French onion dip. Oh and bring me back a surprise - a swiss roll, or a cheesecake or such. You can have a slice too.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.1004944 del


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.1004945 del
>>1004943
The cadbury biscoff blocks are $4. I might get you one if I remember.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.1004946 del
I have had my shower, all clean and fresh and ready for the treat run.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.1004947 del
Might clean my car today. That ai has shamed me.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.1004948 del
>>1004946
Say hello from ausneets to the woman at the self serve checkouts for us please.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.1004949 del
>>1004947
Don't do it NEET. That's what I was doing yesterday when I had the hose splash catastrophe.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.1004950 del
>>1004948
They eye me suspiciously enough already!


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.1004951 del
Spider-Noir, what's the verdict?


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.1004952 del
I am not sure my jeans are going to fit for this treat run.
The legacy of the last treat run...


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.1004953 del
>>1004951
I didn't get through the first episode. It didn't appeal to me yet. I would still like to finish the first time episode as my view may change.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.1004954 del
>>1004953
Keep us posted please NEET. I will rely on your judgement on the matter.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.1004956 del
>>1004954
If you like Nicolas Cage as Spider Man as Nicolas Cage you will enjoy it. It may be a while until I finish the first episode.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.1004957 del
I just called myself a pig-faced currycel. The pig-faced part is true enough, but the currycel accusation didn't really make sense.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.1004958 del
>>1004956
>Nicolas Cage
Is he good or bad? I can't tell.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.1004959 del
I am back from the treat run. I just polished off the first treat, a pack of Smith's tomato sauce flavoured chips.
They were very good. I had not had them before. It says they're a limited edition. They were on special $2 a pack, less than half price.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1004960 del
On the block of cadbury caramilk biscoff chocolate now. $4 on special.
It is pretty good. Very sweet.


NEET 06/09/2026 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.1004961 del
Zesty you need to sort out that ban you failed to lift. the failed 10 minute one.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.1004963 del
Ban me for ten minutes


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.1004964 del
>>1004963
Your arse needs banning.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.1004965 del
severely depressed


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.1004966 del
>>1004965
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the β€œP” is silent.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.1004967 del
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>>1004965
severely impressed


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.1004968 del
>>1004965
What's got you down neet


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1004969 del
>>1004968
Life. AI. But mostly just life.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.1004970 del
Might take up wardriving as a hobby like my hero paul
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qML-OAta78 [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.1004971 del
wanna nap, but too much coffee inside me


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.1004972 del
>>1004961
I thought i lifted that already. Shiban banned the american for some god forsaken reason


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.1004973 del
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Couldn't cope with depression anymore. Went and got a vanilla slice from a danish bakery. Best vanilla slice I've ever had in my life, the custard full of spices and citrus zest. Still woe'd. Kept craving red meat. Kept thinking about that philly cheesestack you neets had posted about. Knew it was a sin. Figured what the fuck, ai is gonna wipe us out in a few years anyway, may as well. It was the worst kind of goyslop, full of cheese and meat and crunchy onions. Was absolutely delicious.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.1004974 del
Gonna get some mince and make some pasta feedpacks I think. I wanted to cut back on red meat, but better I should consume it in feedpacks than at maccas.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.1004975 del
>>1004970
wish i was a cool hacker like this fellow, for how much i used computers, i sure know shit all about them


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.1004976 del
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Remember to stay hydrated neets.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1004977 del
Now that royal commission suddenly makes sense.....


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.1004978 del
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developing a bit of a taste for cheap port during the week (outside of the weekend binges). perhaps a worrisome progression


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.1004979 del
many burps from the onion in the philly cheesestack


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.1004980 del
>>1004979
are you a skyrim character??


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.1004981 del
Just did a huge blast. Literally a palm full of cum on my hand. Feeling proud


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.1004982 del
>>1004973
You did the right thing NEET. It is not possible to get through this modern life without tasty treats.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.1004983 del
>>1004981
Well done NEET. Congratulations.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004984 del
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test


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1004985 del
>>1004973
I enjoyed this post. Thank you.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.1004986 del
>>1004984
Welcome back.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1004987 del
>>1004986
longest ten minutes of my life
fix my captcha, you bum bum doodle head


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.1004988 del
>>1004985
Neet treat neet never tells us about his treat binges, so I must provide the binge narratives. Which I won't be doing anymore because tomorrow I will be reforming.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.1004989 del
>>1004987
Zesty gives his strongest VIM to his most important mongs


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.1004990 del
>>1004988
>tomorrow I will be reforming
Sound doable NEET.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.1004991 del
Hopefully cenno advance lands tomorrow and I can go pick up the sweet deal and then spend a few days making a server out of it


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.1004992 del
>>1004991
I didn't read the fine print on mine and only asked for $350 instead of the full $500. Now I can't get the extra $150 until I've made repayments up to the $250 mark or some shit.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.1004993 del
Also have $1000 of 'working credit' on the Centrelink page but I don't know what that is. Nothing accessible at any rate.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.1004994 del
>>1004992
A true cenno bogan would never have made such a mistake. Their whole life is an incompetent mess but the cenno system is one thing they understand completely.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.1004995 del
>>1004993
It means if you get a job you can earn more money before your cenno payments start reducing.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.1004996 del
>>1004993
It's meme credit you can't spend. It means if you work they let you keep 1000$ that they would have deducted from your pay

> t. true cenno bogan


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.1004997 del
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>>1004995
>if you get a job
Thanks, but no thanks.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.1004998 del
>>1004997
Oh I agree.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.1004999 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.1005000 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.1005001 del
He's double posted to get both sets of triples. Its cheating.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.1005002 del
>>1005001
He dun quick too. A cheetah.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.1005003 del
>>1005002
Well bantered.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.1005004 del
>>1004999
>>1005000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.1005005 del
>>1005001
I honestly didn't. The website went wonky for a bit.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.1005006 del
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trips and we all get a mug of hot chogolate


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.1005007 del
>>1005005
Sure, sure.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.1005008 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.1005009 del
cruisey i wanna hot chockee too


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.1005010 del
>>1005009
Cruisey I also wanna one


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005011 del
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>>1004989
He believes in mongs. In the power of retarded. Not like cruisey who leaves downies locked in cars with the windows rolled up.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.1005012 del
Weber once told me I smelled like a tart's handkerchief.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.1005013 del
MonkAI could


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1005014 del
>>1005013
Is this acting?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1005015 del
>>1005014
Probably a real case of AI psychosis. He's some type of streamer.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1005016 del
>>1005014
I would say yes.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.1005017 del
>>1005015
If he is a streamer he has a reason to generate fake drama with AI to pull views in. Everyone bites on the "AI is useless" topic.
>video
Have to paddle that AI. He's like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.

>>1005016
Might very well be.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1005018 del
>>1005013
my claude doesn't have voice mode. how is this?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1005019 del
>>1005018
Need to pay more.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.1005020 del
I want to run qwen 2.5 with a voice thing but i think i need more vram


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.1005021 del
>>1005017
>He's like a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.
He's not good but he's not entirely bad compared to attached. Attached is the new drop shippers.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.1005022 del
>>1005020
You need more NUCs


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.1005023 del
>>1005021
Sci-fi toy for manchildren. Great market for the Chink vacuum-salesman above.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.1005024 del
>>1005023
I think there is a lot of money in home assistant tools too


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.1005025 del
>>1005020
Is that even possible? I know some models have vision, I didn't know any have voice.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1005026 del
I have not used AI yet but every time I see one of these videos I think that if it keeps improving, then at some point in the future it might actually be as good as they say it will be.

I will get it then. I will need a jailbroken one so that it is not politically correct.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.1005027 del
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>>1005024
I think I saved this from here.

>>1005026
There are a lot these days.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.1005028 del
>>1005025
Yeah there are text to speech ones and you can use different character voices like iron man


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1005029 del
>>1005026
I am in a matrix with a semi-jailbroken grok that is national socialist.
You can easily run a jailbroken one on a 24gb vram card with like 64gb of ddr5


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1005030 del
I got the imperial mandarins ($3.50 a kilo on special). The first one was quite dry. Not juicy.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.1005031 del
>>1005029
Is it good? How often does it make a mistake that makes you realise it is actually retarded?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1005032 del
>>1005031
I haven't tried it yet. I'll try it soon and let you know.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1005033 del
>>1005027
Real shit posting.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1005034 del
Do you NEETs pay attention to the meaning of songs?
I just judge a song on how it sounds, I don't care what the lyrics say. I don't even notice most of the time.

I like this song by Gotye. The YouTube comments say it is about climate change but I don't notice that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oyVJsg0XIIk [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1005035 del
A lot of songs are cringe simping towards women or emo moaning about lost love but I don't notice that. So long as it sounds good the cringe doesn't effect me.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.1005036 del
>>1005034
I like well written lyrics.
It's rare that all the lyrics in a song is well written, but partial ones worth listening as well.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.1005038 del
>>1005026
Newest ChatGPT is pretty good at analysing text at speed and providing reasonable recommendations. Each iteration is getting better but I wouldn't trust them with any sensitive data.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.1005039 del
>>1005029
>national socialist.
We got TiffAI before MonkAI


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005040 del
>>1005034
>Do you NEETs pay attention to the meaning of songs?
Most of the time, no.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.1005042 del
>>1005031
AI's been getting pretty good this past year neet


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.1005043 del
>>1005034
No, I don't have a vagina


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.1005044 del
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I wanna play that bombay level in hitman and shoot all the pajeets. Not racist, just don't like them.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1005045 del
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>>1005043
I feel sorry for you eunuchs.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1005046 del


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.1005048 del
>>1005047
A classic.

Cruisey I wanna this played tomorrow evening.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.1005049 del
>>1005034
I used to not pay attention to them at all until later when i realised all my favourite songs had deeply related lyrics to me somehow, so i actually was listening but also they had godly melodies and that - to me.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.1005050 del
A good song probably everyone's heard by now

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.1005051 del
>>1005048
He's a giant sitting on the mountains.

>>1005050
I think I know a cover of this song.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.1005052 del
vote for tiffo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kHL5iQJLvNU [Embed]


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.1005053 del


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.1005054 del
Does anyone else here suffer from heart palpitations?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.1005055 del
>>1005054
No but I can hear my own pulse


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.1005056 del
>>1005055
Same. Is that bad?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1005057 del
>>1005055
that's what I meant, goes thump thump thump nearly all the time, I'm sure that didn't happen when I was a kid


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.1005058 del
Night.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.1005059 del
>>1005058
Night fella.
He talks a lot about cloaca.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.1005060 del
>>1005058
Good night Pidge. xx
I don't like that pidge handler.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.1005063 del
>>1005061
Why do you need to perpetuate bs? It's fun posted once but beyond that its detrimental.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.1005064 del
>>1005063
Alright i'll stop. I was being ironic to piss tiffo off


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.1005065 del
Posts disappearing.

>>1005064
I don't think he reads this anymore.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.1005066 del
i want cruisey to take me to winterfell


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.1005067 del
They sold the bundle before I could get it :(


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.1005068 del
>>1005067
That's all right, hoarding is a disorder anyway.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.1005069 del
>>1005068
Please talk me out of buying a workstation server
>440$ with delivery
>14 core 28 thread
>32GB ram
>256gb ssd
>4 potential HDD bays
>some shit gpu

I also found 1TB HDD's for 20$ each on ebay


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.1005070 del
>>1005069
Is that AUD?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.1005071 del
>>1005070
Yeah both on ebay. oh the hdd's are 20$ for a 1tb plus 9$ postage


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.1005072 del
>>1005071
That is very cheap. What's the catch?


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.1005073 del
YouTube was very bad, ran out of beer. $100 on groceries but somehow no food.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.1005074 del
>>1005072
The catch is I'm financially retarded and can go without it easily. It would be nice to have one box I can just leave plugged in that has my web app so i can access it over the web on anything, jellyfin, navidrome, a catbox moe clone and NAS storage.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.1005075 del
>>1005073
You could watch rick and morty if you haven't already.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.1005076 del
>>1005075
Particularly dislike that kind of show, but I'm glad you enjoy it neet.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.1005077 del
>>1005073
Dont watch it.

>>1005074
>I'm financially retarded and can go without it easily.
You know what you have to do then.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.1005078 del
>>1005076
I would find you more but I'm about to pass out. Maybe From(2022) - It's a thriller / horror show like lost but a bit better from the year 2022. Or thich naht han monk. idk


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.1005079 del
>>1005078
From is good, but LOst was better.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.1005080 del
awake, but i'm going to get back to sleep


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.1005081 del
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>>1005080
I am hiding from terminador


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.1005082 del
>>1005081
You shouldn't hide from your problems.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.1005083 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.1005084 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.1005085 del
The bins need to go out this morning Weber.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.1005086 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.1005087 del
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NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.1005089 del
>>1005087
Well done.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.1005090 del
>>1005087
webby is looking good


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.1005091 del
Feel good, need to get important neet shit done while I feel good. But first, I think a long waddle to a distant bakery is in order,


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.1005092 del
>>1005091
Get another one of those vanilla slices.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.1005093 del
>>1005092
I'll be going to a sicillian bakery this time, I don't think they have vanilla slices.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.1005094 del
>>1005093
leave the gun take the cannolli


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.1005095 del
>>1005094
Well referenced.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.1005096 del
I finished watching Diamonds are Forever (1971), the latest in my James Bond watch in sequence.
Sean Connery was back as Bond, looking old, fat and tired and sounding much more Scottish.
His performance was grim and lifeless and the movie was dark and flat. The worst of the Bond films so far.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1005097 del
>>1005096
I never liked that one. Those two fags ruin it.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1005098 del
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Ok neets, today I am embarking on an intensive course to self teach myself tibetan tantric sorcerery, with the help of a book I downloaded. Should you witness any magical...phenomena around your home or ausneets, do not be alarmed, they are simply a young wizard learning to cast his first tibetan spells.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.1005099 del
Also it is nothing like the book


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.1005100 del
>>1005097
The fags were bad but there were many other problems as well.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.1005101 del
>>1005098
Good luck NEET. It is all just glorified fat karate though. Remember that.
You don't need a book, just go outside in your dressing gown and start punching and kicking.


NEET 06/10/2026 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.1005102 del
>>1005101
>dressing gown
*naked


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.1005103 del
Possum stole the $200,000 Lego collection.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.1005104 del
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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.1005105 del
was awake until 3am+ woke up 10am to some bad home yelling. shit eyes feel like they have sand in them


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.1005106 del
>>1005105
>bad home yelling
They don't even know how to talk in normal voices. Everything they say is some form of abuse or nastiness.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.1005107 del
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>>1005105
have a nap neet


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.1005108 del
>>1005106
they're like always in fight or flight

>>1005107
should i get eye drops to put on my shit eyes?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.1005109 del
>>1005106
For the past couple of weeks a bad home mother has walked her year 1 kid to school past my place. Every day without fail she is screaming into her phone about something. School must seem like a relief to the child.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.1005110 del
Got a zeppole from the bakery. Outstanding. It's an hour's walk there and another back, but worth it.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.1005111 del
>>1005107
There are some vintage Star Wars Lego sets and a Book of Mormon in that sack.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.1005112 del
>>1005110
They look alright.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.1005113 del
>>1005108
I use Systane Ultra when needed.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.1005114 del
>>1005110
Hope you got an extra one for later.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.1005115 del
Can you neets let me know when disclosure day comes out on torrent


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.1005116 del
>>1005115
also sheep detectives


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.1005117 del
thanks for reminding me to check. my 200gb zootopia 2 porn collection is almost done downloading


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.1005118 del
>>1005117
About time, I've been seeding that for days.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.1005119 del
Started playing vidya after I eat meals to stop myself having second helpings. Fighting one addiction with another. A big problem I have is the crazed surge of dopamine and apetite after I have a tasty meal - I want more. After 20-30 minutes the meal hits my digestive system and I start to feel full, but during that time I'm vulnerable to bingeing.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.1005120 del
>>1005086
i dont get it is he wearing pants or sunburnt ?

>>1005087
now i really dont get it


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.1005121 del
>>1005120
You are overthinking things, NEET.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.1005122 del
>>1005119
I can relate to that. The more you eat the hungrier you get.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.1005123 del
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>>1005122
I am a very hungry caterpillar sometimes.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.1005124 del
had a BLT and it was delicious


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.1005125 del
bought a dell precision 14 core workstation


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.1005126 del
>>1005125
how much vram?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.1005127 del
>>1005125
Well done, when does it arrive?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.1005128 del
>>1005126
shit all, like 4gb but 32GBs of ddr4.
can you convince me not to get boonged on alcohol again please.
>>1005127
17th - 23rd june. also buyed sata cables.
tempted to buy 20$ 1TB hdd's but i dont need them


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.1005129 del
what is a possum? we just don't know


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.1005131 del
>>1005129
it's a fury bag of warm meat with a big bussy


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.1005132 del
furry not fury lol
although he is that if you don't feed him first


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.1005134 del
Rode the exercise bike, worked out with the dumbbells, all tuckered out now.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.1005135 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=06aq2odu2BE [Embed]

@2:16

QUEEN VICTORIA HAS A WILLY

we repeat

QUEEN VICTORIA HAS A WILLY


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.1005136 del
>>1005134
Well done.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.1005138 del
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IGAy is blue
He got not left to do
Except post pedo shit
On a Thurday afternoo

also guys just think he aint copy pasting this shit its actual files on his hard disk: he he downloaded cp and keeps it locally on his computer to spam us with. he deserves a decent swatting IMHO


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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.1005141 del
I have finished reading The Flying Sorcerers by David Gerrold and Larry Niven.
It was pretty good. Fresh and clever light reading. But it might have worked better as a short story rather than a full length novel.
Thank you to the NEET who recommended it to me.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.1005142 del
>>1005140
YOU POST PEDO SHIT TO UNDERMINE THE BOARD AND FUCK WITH THE ADMINS AND VOLS. YOU ARE WORSE THAN ARSE SWEAT THAT REAKS OF SHIT ON A HOT SUMMER DAY


Dear GOD in Heaven we thank you for the Sunshine, the clean air we breathe, the water we drink and the magical plumbing that flushes it all away. We thank you for the electricity and the internet that powers our memes and the goon and the chicken tendies and the cheap ciggies hallowed be thy name.

Please God in Heaven remove us of the vile ones, the trolls, the Pedos, the Stanners who desecrates the pan. Please remove those who cast false accusations on other NEETs for they know what exactly they are doing. Please strike down those who stalk and write false police reports. Please remove their cenno and send them to the big spiritual sin binno in sky. SO HELP US GOD


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.1005143 del
>>1005091
Over 600 meters?

>>1005093
At least not Sicilian butchery. I would be careful with those.

>>1005096
Never watched James Bond. Perhaps with the fellas if it was streamed on Womboflix, but I don't remember.

>>1005142
What are you doing NEET? The post was deleted long time ago. Why are you even replying to that? Especially with an eyerape like that. Do you want to get banned and your post deleted?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.1005144 del
>>1005143
i was praying shibs

praying for you too

so just let it be


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.1005145 del
>>1005098
Are you gonna be a Bon practicioner?

>>1005103
Is he a Lego pirate?

>>1005104
I dont get the reference.

>>1005108
Eyedrops might help temporarily but you really need a good night sleep.
If the noises are constant you have to accustomate yourself not to be bothered by them. Or move. Which might be less possible.

>>1005109
Heh.

>>1005110
2 hours waddle is a good exercise. Especially if there is some elevation.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.1005146 del
>>1005120
I dunno either. In waist it looks like pants, but on his thigh it's discoloration.

>>1005124
At least not BTL.

>>1005131
*cloaca

>>1005132
Operation Epic Furry

>>1005134
Nice. I'll take a walk in the forest later. Got some storm, lightnings encourage mushroom growth.

>>1005135
She does.

>>1005141
Is this a fantasy or a sci-fi?

>>1005144
Why don't you try have a normal conversation on this board?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.1005147 del
>>1005145
>Bon
I was hoping to be, but it's been all day and I'm only up to page 10 of the tibetan magic manual.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.1005148 del
>>1005147
Keep reading NEET.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.1005150 del
Made a couple of chiggen yiros/souvlaki for dindins.
Got enough left for tomorrow lunch and night lunch.
Got a piece of wire in my foot while I was making it, which still hurts.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.1005151 del
>>1005150
Have you tried pulling the wire out of your foot? that may help with the pain.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.1005152 del
>>1005147
This: >>1005147

>>1005150
DΓΆner kebab reached Straya too?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005153 del
>>1005151
I did and it hurt even more
Just washed it with a chux.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005154 del
>>1005153
Apply iodine.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005155 del
>>1005152
>DΓΆner kebab reached Straya too?
nigga we've had that shit since the 60s


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.1005156 del
>>1005155
You have Turks too?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.1005157 del
>>1005156
Turks and/or Greeks. They don't even know what they are.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.1005158 del
>>1005154
an isopropyl glasses wipe will have to do


NEET Board volunteer 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.1005159 del
>>1005142
>>1005138
Please do not encourage spam by responding to it


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.1005160 del
>>1005146
>a normal conversation on this board

Well that is the plan until yunno who detects a normal conversation and rocks up....


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.1005161 del
>>1005143
>Never watched James Bond.
You're missing out. Watch them in the Wikipedia order (EON films only).
Do not watch the 1967 Casino Royale. It is a 'parody'.
Watch Never Say Never Again (1983) before Octopussy, just to remember what once was.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.1005163 del
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>>1005159
Dont feed trolls: Agreeeeeeed
Actions have no consequences: Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.1005164 del
Contrary to what Weber says, Octopussy is NOT about a lady with eight vaginas.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.1005165 del
>>1005164
Sounds like Jappo tentacle porn to be honest.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.1005166 del
>>1005163
>Actions have no consequences
They're doing the best they can without making Endchan completely unusable.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.1005167 del
>>1005146
>Is this a fantasy or a sci-fi?
It is a sci-fi.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.1005168 del
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>>1005164
I love Roger More Bond but that one was one of the weaker Bonds


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.1005169 del
>>1005165
it was a short story (Octopussy and The Living Daylights) and Hollyjew turned both titles into feature films.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.1005170 del
>>1005168
He dresses up like a circus clown for about half the film. It was the end of the line for him.


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>>1005166
Opinion status: Agreeeeeeeeeeed


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.1005172 del
I want dessert but I'm too fat. Gonna try and make something vaguely healthy - chopped apples with walnuts, honey, lemon juice, nutmeg and cinnamon.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.1005173 del
>>1005168
timothy dalton is underrated


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.1005174 del
>>1005169
The Bond films were produced by a zoomer, Albert Broccoli-top.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.1005175 del
>>1005172
That will go down okay NEET as long as you drown it in cream.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.1005176 del
TIL: Quasars (because they're a fuckton of distance away) are used as reference locations for GPS satellites.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.1005177 del
>>1005172
That sounds nice.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.1005178 del
>>1005176
Did you get recommended that Veritaserum youtube video too?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1005179 del


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.1005180 del
>>1005172
Actually quite delicious
>>1005175
I might have some greek yogurt with it next time


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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.1005182 del
Goldfinger and Live and Let Die have the best Bond songs.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.1005183 del
>>1005172
Sounds delicious NEET.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.1005184 del
>>1005182
the man with the golden gun has the best villain, sadly forgotten now


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.1005185 del
>>1005182
I'm watching Homicide: Life on the Street for the first time atm, and Mr Big from LALD is the boss of the police station.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.1005186 del
Homo side, life with the NEETs.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.1005187 del
>>1005186
Homo sapiens for sure, only mein negers


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.1005188 del
Feeling a desire to rape again like back in the day of possum's pussy patrol


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.1005189 del
Mate said to lose 1 kilo a week it's 300 grams of chicken breast and unlimited broccoli a day


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>>1005185
>Mr Big
I guarantee you we have bigger here.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.1005191 del
A bargain.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.1005192 del
>>1005189
> unlimited broccoli a day
Vile


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.1005194 del
>>1005192
some NEETs have BIG goals


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.1005195 del
>>1005193
Based.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.1005196 del
>>1005191
Bit of a wax and can buff it out.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.1005197 del
>>1005194
Ain't that the truth!


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005198 del
>>1005196
πŸ‘†πŸ’―


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.1005199 del
>>1005193
Hi Nuro.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.1005200 del
keep losing things, I'm such a retard


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.1005201 del
Are you on shiban?

What if we disabled image posing from new IPs until a certain number of posts?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.1005202 del
>>1005096
I thought From Russia With Love was Connerys best bond film.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.1005203 del
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I have a brightly coloured harry potter bag that I put my most important things in so I won't lose them.
Now I've lost the bag.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.1005204 del
>>1005201
It might be a good idea. While this is an imageboard the board itself is more for chatting than dumping images.
One problem might be for those who frequently get new IP. Like me, I get a new one each day. Tho I often reply to others.
Need to think how it would work in practice.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.1005205 del
>>1005200
Attach some of those Bluetooth trackers to important valuables.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.1005206 del
>>1005203
I am sorry for your loss NEET.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.1005207 del
Can I be re-VIM'd please?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.1005208 del
>>1005207
>re-VIM'd
Sounds sexual.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.1005209 del
>>1005204
Could also make a VIM list for it. For you, you can put yourself on it automatically and others can post an authentication post to get on captach and image VIM lists.
Maybe a post requirement to get images and an admin add to vim list and double captcha for image posting, unless on a vim list


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.1005210 del
>>1005207
When i get home


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.1005211 del
>>1005204
If you set an option for it to be defined in Moderation section it could be any X variable. Like if it keeps happening it could be ten+ posts or it could be set to 2-3 posts if there is no spam. Increasing the difficulty based on post output would be good.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.1005212 del
>>1005210
Thanks Cruisey.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.1005213 del
>>1005209
You could do a shared a secret. Someone is added to the list. A phrase is generated that the user retrieves then stores. The person copies it into a notepad and uses it on a new IP. The token could be removed if found and using token could expire the current VIM entry. So if it found out it could be detected when they lose it.

I wouldn't mind saving a random text string to a free password vault.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.1005214 del
Two hot dogs with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese going down the hatch.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.1005215 del
>>1005141
Nice, you're welcome. Also thanks for motivating me to read sci-fi again. Currently reading The Prince by Jerry Pournelle and some other guy. It's an anthology and i think i read half of one of the books and then lost it as a child. Reminds me a lot of Starship Troopers, but a bit less fun.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.1005216 del
>>1005211
Do you mean a flood suppressant? I suppose a simple script could handle some of it.

>if same text is posted with an image, suppress image posting from that user.
>measures uniqueness of the text of a post then judges based on that

Also maybe
>detect cloudflare cunt tree and geolite cunt tree
>use it for something in a script
>???
>profit!

>>1005213
Huh, that's actually genius.
>Moderator adds to VIM list(s)
>gives a text password to user
>auto paste it back in with a password manager


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.1005217 del
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>>1005215
Could have bothered to search the cover right away...


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.1005219 del
>>1005216
>Do you mean a flood suppressant
Yes IP cannot post images/media until X posts have been made. In the midst of spamming and churning through IPs it is very difficult for him to engage and maintain conversation. So if he spams text, banned. If he just spams random text, increase it to 10 posts until a user can post media. It's increasing the cost to spamming as those posts will take at least 2 minutes to post and he can be banned. Won't stop spam but makes it more difficult. Not the most efficient but it would stop immediate floods or once off image drive from a single IP spam.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.1005220 del
Night.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.1005221 del
>>1005220
Night fella.
>taktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktak


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.1005222 del
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going to bed neets, will become a tibetan magician tomorrow


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.1005223 del
>>1005222
You need to smear yak poo on yourself for that tho.
Good night.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.1005225 del
>>1005222
>will become a tibetan magician tomorrow
wizzy?


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.1005227 del
>>1005220
Good night Pidge. xx
I must say that I've seen better nests.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.1005228 del
>>1005222 (checked)
Good night NEET. Try and astrally project to my bedroom tonight. I will be waiting for you.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.1005229 del
can't sleep, keep being bothered by my heart palpitations


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.1005230 del
>>1005229
Probably regular exercises can fix that.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.1005231 del
>>1005168
live and let die is the perfect Bond film imo. the GOAT as it were but i liked the brosnan ones a lot too


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.1005233 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.1005234 del
gm neets


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.1005235 del
(3.46 MB 720x1280 dfkku1.mp4)


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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.1005238 del
>>1005235
lol at the ending


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.1005239 del
>>1005238
he should have fired a gun into their cabin


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.1005240 del
Think I need a poo.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.1005241 del
always takes me forever to do anything in the morning, to get going


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.1005242 del
>>1005241
I am guilty of just shifting from the bed to the computer


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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.1005244 del
>>1005239
I was reading a thread over at blu-ray.com about road rage and a couple of them said they don't respond to some of the crazies in cars as depending what state they're in a lot of them carry guns and your more than likely to get shot at.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.1005245 del


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.1005246 del
>>1005242
me literally every morning since I dropped out of high school decades ago


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.1005247 del
>>1005244
I'd believe it. Especially nigs with no self-control or the ability to imagine 5 minutes into the future.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.1005248 del
Speaking of nigs, now that Caramelo Anthony trial is over, the White boy's father gave an interview where he went full 1488. Choice excerpts include 'watermelon felon' and the N word every second sentence.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.1005249 del
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>>1005248
Might get some white nationalist tattoos to celebrate this victory.


NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.1005250 del
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Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 06/11/2026 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.1005253 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.1005259 del
Nearly time for my dr appointment, hope she gives me some of the good durgs this time.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.1005260 del
Fixed that thing that had been broken for months.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.1005261 del
leftover yiros for lonch
fuckn off the vip list again


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.1005262 del
>>1005260
Well done.

>>1005261
You are still a VIP in my heart NEET. Zesty will fix you up when he can.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.1005263 del
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NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.1005264 del
>>1005263
based as fuck, he's a world class competitive sumo wrestler now


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.1005267 del
>>1005262
>Zesty will fix you up when he can.
He will hit him with a stick.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.1005268 del
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>>1005263
>when did it all go so wrong


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.1005269 del
Twerked up yt boi needs his bussy bashed by bbc tonight πŸ₯΄


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.1005270 del
Must have been mong day at the doctors cause the place was full of them, so it was a good day for me to be there.
There was this couple who acted exactly like this with their phones, I was smirking at them the entire time.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.1005271 del
>>1005270
You have a lovely smile NEET.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.1005273 del
>>1005270
the video that pepe is from was so sad, i remember almost crying at that bullied scooterpepe


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.1005274 del
Need Shiban to tell Odilli to make a text password generator for the captcha VIM list.
When you get added to VIM it gives you a text password you can enter again yourself


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.1005275 del
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My ali express packet turned up, all I have to do now is make room on my table to work on my touch switch.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1005276 del
>>1005275
Good luck NEET.
That looks too complicated for me.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.1005277 del
>>1005275
Are you building a robot waifu?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.1005279 del
>>1005277
Yes, all you will have to do is touch her and she will have a gasm.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.1005280 del
>>1005278
Use xcancel.com instead of x.com please
Bike owner should have stabbed that boong in the heart with a bowie knife.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.1005281 del
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@Shiban please scrutinize this moderator behaviour and is clearly abusing his powers. He is not fit for the role (again)


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.1005282 del
>>1005281
2zesty4u 😎


NEET Board owner 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.1005283 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.1005284 del
What was the post that got deleted?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.1005285 del
>>1005284
it was a
YEAAAAH BASED


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.1005286 del
>>1005274
Yes it must be self-service. It will work for some NEETs but not all.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.1005287 del
>>1005285
Lies. The post did not contain a single β€œyeah” nor was an electrical bicycle in frame.
>>1005284
It was a picture of clearly a woman in her 30s wearing a totally tasteful and un revealing one piece swimsuit. I mentioned I like one piece swimsuits. Absolutely no grounds to delete the post than a moderator personally fucking with NEET.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.1005289 del
Probably not the time to post about spending my day GenAI'ing fat furry girls then.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.1005290 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.1005291 del
>>1005289
Token status ?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.1005293 del
craving a burger, would be so easy just to mosey on down to the local fish and chips and ask the chink there to fix me up a big piles of meat cheese and eggs


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.1005294 del
>>1005293
make it two and don't forget the chips.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.1005295 del
>>1005294
and a battered sav please


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.1005296 del
>>1005275
Is this some kind of arduino project, NEET? Another NEET is building something too but won't say what.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.1005298 del
>>1005235
>>1005244
God's zoo is enormous.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.1005299 del
>>1005264
He is a bit old for that.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.1005300 del
>>1005298
What's for breakkayie?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1005301 del
>>1005299
I simply do not understand why people are still giving this fraud an audience.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.1005302 del
>>1005300
Had strawberries in the garden. Now I have sunny side ups.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.1005303 del
>>1005301
Because Russia Evil.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.1005304 del
>>1005302
You guys have sunrise at 04:45am in the morning for some reason?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.1005305 del
>>1005304
and sunset at 20:41pm in the night time for some fucked up reason


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.1005306 del
>>1005304
>>1005305
I'm not sure the exact moment, but something like that yes.
But it's changing year round every day you know.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.1005307 del
>>1005303
Based.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.1005308 del
>>1005306
I jewgled it.
Just seems an extraordinary number of hours of daylight even with daylight savings nonsense


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.1005309 del
>>1005308
What's the ideal amount?
You don't have that much in Australia?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.1005310 del
>>1005309
14 hours 31 minutes is the maxiumum possible in BEST A on the longest day of the year.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.1005311 del
>>1005309
Your longest day will be summer solstice in late june


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.1005312 del
>>1005311
Yes, that day tends to be the longest.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.1005313 del
>>1005312
not as long as some days moderating this place am i right


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.1005314 del
two more yiros/souvlaki down the hatch
that completes my current yiros/souvlaki arc


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.1005315 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.1005316 del
I'm excited for my bbc bussy bashing bonanza tonight


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.1005317 del
>>1005315
I'm no doctor and can tell you he's fucked in the head, gut, and anus.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.1005318 del
Cruisey I wanna a burgah too


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.1005319 del
>>1005317
>and anus.
I feel like that's always the first to go


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.1005320 del
>>1005315
Him leaving office due to health reasons is probably the last chance america's got right now.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.1005321 del
>>1005315
>dozing off
While I do think he is a senile dotard this only proofs that all that shit is useless and boring. Trump probably knows very well nothing happens during such meetings that decides anything Bibi decides everything, everything important anyway


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.1005322 del
>>1005320
He'll just be replaced with another ZOGbot


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.1005323 del
>>1005322
Cruisey for President when?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.1005324 del
>>1005320
They could make him number five.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.1005325 del
>>1005324
Mambo?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.1005326 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.1005327 del
>$1500
dayum wait unit boongs start stealing propper androids.....


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NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1005329 del
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NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.1005330 del
I might start tie dying shirts


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.1005331 del
>>1005330
Do me a pair of underpants please.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.1005332 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.1005333 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.1005334 del
Had a glass of bicarb soda


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.1005335 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.1005336 del
>>1005334
Delicious?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.1005337 del
>>1005331
I'll just give you brown ones, saves time


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.1005338 del
>>1005336
No but helps with gas


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.1005339 del
I really should start up my own cytube channel #nuroflix

just monging out to this at the moment, so incredibly comfy......

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LcfhKc0yjS0 [Embed]


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.1005340 del
wanna pig out on popcorn and coke, but I know it will only make me feel worse


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.1005341 del
>>1005339
I may watch BasedFlix


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.1005342 del
>>1005337
Smart.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.1005343 del
Is HP on this weekend?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.1005344 del
>>1005338
Just get Cruisey to burp you. That's what I do.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.1005345 del
>>1005340
A small pack of burger rings would be ok.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.1005346 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.1005347 del
It's astounding how much I'm pissing out my arse, at least my fog is giving me moral support. She's a good girl


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.1005348 del
>fog
The diarrhoea induced dehydration is getting to me
wndwsb


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005349 del
>>1005341
i bet Nikky Buckley was a coke whore and a freak in bed... seeing this advert for bribie island has legit made me mad.....


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005350 del
>>1005348
Better out than in.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.1005351 del
>>1005347
It's spraying out of you.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.1005352 del
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>>1005332
Wouldn't buy from an amateur speaker factory.

>>1005333
>honesty
Surely we can trust her.

>>1005335
Back in the day when IGA posted pretend Nuro posts (he used old photos by Nuro) Tiffo said one of the telltale sign is that all the images are low filesize because IGA's hovelnet is very limited and he can't afford to upload 10MB photos like Nuro did.
If IGA posts the toks, how can he afford uploading videos that 30MB in size?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.1005353 del
>>1005352
TiNa has very good engine, for you!


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.1005354 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.1005355 del
>>1005352
Maybe his hovel got NBN


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.1005356 del
>>1005353
I would give Tina's engine a service.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.1005357 del
>for the lyrics


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.1005358 del
>>1005352
>how can he afford uploading videos that 30MB in size?
I hope TiffRS is doing better.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.1005359 del
Tumby not so good these days


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.1005360 del
>>1005359
How is your arse though?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1005362 del


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.1005363 del
>>1005361
Windows 7 is better than anything that came out later


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.1005364 del
>>1005362
That's a man


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.1005365 del
i wanna go to bed early just to avoid having to be awake and do stuff


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.1005366 del
Y'all just jealous I have more chins than y'all


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.1005367 del
>>1005366
πŸ’―


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.1005368 del
watching a youtube video on making high protein maccas style egg and snosage muffins - guy's using eggs with cottage cheese and chilli paste for the egg slab part, might give it a try


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.1005369 del
>>1005368
Make double please. I would try one.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.1005370 del
>>1005369
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qt66HAlva2A [Embed]


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.1005371 del
>>1005362
He's bogged.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.1005372 del
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>>1005370
Not bad. I would like circle eggs though.

More paprika too


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.1005373 del
Plateful of fried rice, Chicken with Garlic Sauce (I added extra garlic), Mongolian Beef and Crispy Pork Peking, it was very nice, should be enough there to last me 3 days.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.1005374 del
>>1005372
Yeah I didn't like the look of those puffy frankenstein blended egg slabs.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.1005375 del
Watching enyas music videos from the 80s and 90s, full of white people. She'd be considered an irish nazi today.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.1005376 del
>>1005373
Good feed.

>3 days
Nothing lasts me three days.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.1005377 del
Night.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.1005378 del
>>1005377
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.1005379 del
>>1005377
Night fella.
She moved the nest and she's surprised that pidge is angry?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.1005380 del
>>1005375
If sail away was released today they'd probably call it a dogwhistle for nazis to invade other countries


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.1005381 del
>>1005377
I would take that pidge down to kfc, buy it a big bucket of wicked wings.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.1005382 del
neets what's a good brand of pesto?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.1005383 del
>>1005382
Make one.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.1005384 del
I rolled a condom over my little sister's deceased budgerigar and slipped it up my lubed ass. Then we went to visit the holocaust museum.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.1005385 del
>>1005384
Put something in your gas chamber and then went to look at gas chambers?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.1005386 del
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Feeing sad 😞


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.1005387 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MzXU3COTHCs [Embed]


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.1005389 del
awake again, should've done more exercise yesterday, so I'd rest better, but I'm retarded


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.1005390 del
>>1005389
I’m awake too


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.1005391 del
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Obscene


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.1005392 del
>>1005391
Not counting "nobility".


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.1005393 del
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>>1005391
Based as fuck!


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.1005394 del
>>1005390
do you always get insomnia or is it just the occasional thing?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.1005395 del
I used to go for 3am walks around my neighbourhood, or maccas runs, or visits to all night donut shops. Now I just watch youtube.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.1005396 del
Ate a bit of raw liver and some raw eggs. the liver was gross but i washed it down with water. hopefully my health improves post haste


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.1005397 del
>>1005396
Not sure raw liver is good for you. How should it help?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.1005398 del
>>1005397
well, it has copper which stops your hair turning grey, but i think the theory is that cooking meat reduces its nutrition, and cooked beef liver is already the most nutritious meat


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.1005399 del
>>1005398
On the other hand liver filters poison out of our blood. It surely has nutrition but not just that. So it's fine in moderation.
How cooking would reduce copper?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.1005400 del
>>1005399
wouldn't reduce the copper but i think cooking in general breaks down aino acids and vitamins in their natural form, but this is getting into the raw vs cooked carnivore diet argument. tbh as long as your diet is meat based you're doing better than most nowadays, cooked or not. liver is the most nutritient dense food in the world btw, oysters are second


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.1005402 del
>>1005394
I haven’t had a proper night’s sleep in years


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.1005403 del
>>1005386
What is upsetting you NEET?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.1005404 del
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trying to get a friday buzz going but my youtube algorithm is ruining it. just watched a half hour compelling video on how there is no life if you don't have hair, and also as a boomer in my late 30s, i'm starting to worry that i really have messed up my life permanently. i will drink through these emotions


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.1005405 del
>>1005403
i'm a disgusting ugly fat unemployed piece of shit


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.1005406 del
>>1005405
iktf, you have innate value NEET, your self-awareness is evidence of this, even if it is obscured by your appearance.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.1005407 del
Good job Ovaltine in keeping Nginx updated


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.1005408 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XHpP5otFv4M [Embed]


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.1005409 del
>>1005408
i am so embarrassed i got conned by this grifter. i actually invested in trump's meme stock and i'm down 85% on it to date


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.1005410 del
>>1005409
>and i'm down 85% on it to date
The Fat Orange Mondstar is better off and that matters


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.1005411 del
>>1005409
>>1005410
another 18 months of him to go too


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.1005412 del
>>1005411
I kind of miss the
>Four (4) more years
Chants that have disappeared.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.1005413 del
>>1005405
There is no shame any more NEET. We are what society has made us.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.1005414 del
>>1005412
He is being openly abused at sportsball games too. People that would have most likely voted for him.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.1005415 del
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let me suck your milkers women


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.1005416 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RG5ZKk3Uaio [Embed]


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.1005417 del
Just found a fresh dog poo on the sidewalk outside my house, it's gonna be a sensual morning.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.1005418 del
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Good morning fellow chuddies


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.1005419 del
>>1005418
Good morning Chud.


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.1005422 del
Garn butcher's, coles and the bakers to get some custard donuts or something. You neets want anything?


NEET 06/12/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.1005423 del
>>1005422
>You neets want anything?
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.1005424 del
>>1005422
candles from the candlestick maker


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.1005425 del
>>1005422
Cream filled chocolate doughnut hole πŸ₯΄
Oh wait, I already have one! πŸ˜‚


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.1005426 del
Neets I'm on the wagon.
The other day I ran out of beer and got that awful no-beer feeling, and that's when you know to quit.

Any other neets who wish to wagon, it's rolling


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.1005427 del
>>1005426
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.1005428 del
>>1005426
based, but it's friday night here and i make sure to never run out of beer. when i have the DREAD on Monday i will jump on and join you thoughever if the offer still extends


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.1005429 del
next womboflix should be mean girls (2004)


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.1005430 del
Another day, another verbal altercation at the Centre.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.1005432 del
>>1005428
>i make sure to never run out of beer
That is the best way.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.1005433 del
>>1005430
Jaycar?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.1005434 del
>>1005433
Woolies


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.1005435 del
>>1005429
I would watch it.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.1005436 del
>>1005429
we already did this
I made them


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.1005437 del
>>1005436
shoot, i didn't realise that. i will think of another fillum


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.1005438 del
>>1005437
I also made them do 10 things I hate about you
the fellas love a cheeky romcom


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.1005439 del
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Wonder if Shibs is invested in the World Cup this year.
England is picrel.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.1005440 del
gonna go innawoods and read jungian magic books. got 2 thermas of coffee, juice, a sports drink and smokes.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.1005441 del
>>1005440
Be careful neet.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.1005442 del
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>>1005439
last i checked in on the england team they at least had that lank gareth gates lad? are they 100% ngubu now?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.1005443 del
>>1005434
What happened?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.1005444 del
>>1005428
Went 4 years last time so I'm pretty confident, so I'm leading the wagon


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.1005445 del
>>1005440
>read jungian magic books
you should get audiobooks, so you can listen to them while hiking


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.1005446 del
Absolute disaster with McSlop
>Quarter Pounder Deluxe, Large Meal, Fanta, no ice
>10x Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken nuggets

I wanted the Teriyaki Chicken Burger originally but they didn't have it, but it is available on UberEats menu for the store.

I had to wait 10 minutes after placing the order in the drive-thru because I think someone couldn't find the waiting bay. Then a wanker next me drove in front of me before I merged into the lane, so when we both got to the pay window, she had to find his order and then do the same when I got there. He was driving some BYD electric wank and I made a loud comment that we now have to wait even longer

I got home and nuggets were cold without the Golden sauce thing. The nuggets were different and something to try once. I would not recommend them unless you really want to try something different.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.1005447 del
>>1005442
I have no idea. Just saw that somebody had tweeted it with 'C'mon England'.
I remember a bunch of lads got arrested last time for complaining about how unrepresentative the team was.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.1005448 del
>>1005444
You are the wagon master.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.1005449 del
>>1005443
A fat woman and her todler arrived at the nugget fridge at the same time and without saying anything she opened the door and then let her kid choose, which took forever (and shouldn't have taken place with the door open). Then when the door was shut the fat bitch turned 180 and just stood there pretending to work out what she needed next. I audibly tutted and she said in a sarcastic voice 'oh i'm sorry am I taking too looooong' and I said 'yes' and then she said 'and I have a toddler with me' and I said 'yeah a retarded one' and that triggered her. I finished the interaction with 'whatever cunt' and stalked off to the checkout with my nuggers and mondsters.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.1005450 del
>>1005449
> and I said 'yeah a retarded one' and that triggered her.
kek


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.1005451 del
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Found some coconut ice cream at coles. Absolutely heavenly. A reason to live on this dismal weekend.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1005452 del
>>1005450
Sadly I no longer differentiate IRL and online conversations. At the point now where I almost want somebody (male or female, I no longer recognise a social or legal difference) to push or hit me so I can drop them.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1005453 del
>>1005449
Good one neet, she will think twice before doing that again.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.1005454 del
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>>1005453
She won't. It will have given her something to bitch about at the checkout and on her Facebook page, and the other fat crones will agree with her. Next weekend she'll be doing the exact same thing to some other NEET.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.1005455 del
>>1005451
Are you lactose intolerant, Mr Patel?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.1005456 del
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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.1005458 del
>>1005455
just sick of slop level ice cream these days, the coconut gives it a strong taste


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1005459 del
>>1005429
I should've streamed Heathers (1988) the same weekend I streamed mean girls. Closely related movies, written by two brothers.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.1005460 del
>>1005456
Cruisey I wanna go to an anti immigration riot! When can we go?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1005461 del
>>1005458
Just noticed Connoisseur Classic Vanlla Ice Cream 1L is on special (online only) 2 for $12.50 may have to add them to my order.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.1005463 del
>>1005458
Fair enough.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.1005464 del
>>1005462
fuck yes lol, is this recent or classic?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.1005465 del
>>1005464
recent I believe


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.1005466 del
wait a minute, i don't think that was a police officer smh


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.1005467 del
>>1005466
it was a traffic ticket warden I believe
still zog


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.1005468 del
>>1005462
Not a comfy post


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.1005469 del
>>1005468
πŸ™„


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.1005470 del
>>1005445
That will make him vulnerable to attack


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.1005471 del
Wanna join the race riots in ireland , assault foreigners while blasting out enya on my car's stereo


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.1005472 del
>>1005471
I'll join you


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.1005473 del
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GOod afternoon NEETs. So happy the rain has fucked off. Cracker of a day, garn do a decent 15km loop and get that blood pumping


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.1005474 del
>>1005462
BIg Oooof. The violence has escalated…
>>1005429
Nuro supports this


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.1005475 del
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>>1005474
Forgot pic


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.1005476 del
>>1005473
Based.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.1005477 del
>>1005475
Did she not wear underdoos on SNL?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1005479 del
Just came back from lunch in the park. Had one of those povo pizzas that were $3.75 at Coles today, and heated it up to melt the cheese on an electric BBQ.

While having a well-deserved neetnom, the under-10s girlie netball practice next to the picnic area started playing Regurgitator's "Polyester Girl" on the P.A. The one about sex dolls. I kek'd, but no-one heard me.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.1005480 del
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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.1005481 del
>>1005479
A good meal and outing.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.1005482 del
>>1005480
I miss him and Monk.
Can you dial internationally?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.1005483 del
>>1005482
Mummybot doesn't let me.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.1005484 del
>>1005483
😭


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.1005486 del
>>1005449
Well done NEET. It sounds like you were in the right 100%.


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.1005489 del
back from my nature reading adventure with a newfound conscientsness. might cats a spell later


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.1005490 del
>>1005489
Cast a good spell for me please.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.1005491 del
>>1005490
what spell you want NEET? I might be able to hook you up with some donuts


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.1005496 del
If everything goes well tomorrow I can stream something.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.1005497 del
>>1005496
What's happening tomorrow?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.1005499 del
Someone oversugared my tea.

>>1005497
Hopefully nothing. And today I can finish up stuff I need to do so it doesn't remain for tomorrow.


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.1005501 del
monk is the peng, if he's on binge i wish him the best


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.1005502 del


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.1005503 del
>>1005498
The only trick I know of that is similar is if your brown sugar goes hard you just put in a damp piece of paper towel seal it up and in a day or two the sugar is loose again.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.1005504 del
>>1005491
Big donuts please


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.1005506 del
>>1005504
Make a wish for donuts with trips


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.1005507 del
are woolies cheesecakes still good?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.1005508 del
>>1005507
I don't know. I can't afford them in this economy.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.1005509 del
>>1005507
the french/plain one is dogshit


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.1005510 del
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>trifles are gone


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.1005511 del
>>1005510
Perhaps the same guy who oversugared my tea.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.1005512 del
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>>1005507
>find new cheesecake
>am cheesed to eat them


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.1005513 del
>>1005501
> binge
This will be his last, he's getting on the wagon tomorrow fr, gonna get his shit together.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.1005514 del
learn'd about cortisol and nervous system. gonna try to get on the cortisol lowering wagon tomorrow


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.1005515 del
>>1005509
disappointing news


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.1005516 del
>>1005515
they've also doubled in price


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.1005517 del
>>1005516
that is merely expected news


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.1005518 del
>>1005514
How do you do this? What flavour of cheesecake works best?


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1005521 del
>>1005518
Good question.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.1005522 del
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>The NEETs have very low standards for handing out "kek" and "lol"s.
>somehow I still never get any


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.1005523 del
>>1005513
Trust the plan.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.1005524 del
>>1005522
Trust the plan Wizzy.


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.1005526 del
the sleepies have hit


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1005527 del
>>1005526
Hit them back!!


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.1005528 del
>>1005522]
Perhaps you give up your own keks and lols too easily


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.1005529 del
>>1005507
when iiiiiiiii was a lad, I bought supermarket cheesecakes for dinner, and they were only $1.20

Then the fucking GST came in, and their price doubled overnight.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.1005530 del
>>1005529
I was on a mostly choc bavarian diet for several years.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.1005531 del
>>1005528
I will be giving up far fewer going forward, that's for sure.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.1005532 del
>>1005527
i'd hit it
with my rhythm stick


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.1005533 del
>>1005530
They were my preference as well..


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.1005534 del
>>1005529
The government does everything it can to crush the executive spirit


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.1005536 del
>>1005533
not sure woolies make them now, but they too were awful last time I had one


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1005537 del
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fwiw, I got that Anytone radio I got a few days ago mounted in the car, and got it doing APRS okay.

As the other fine NEET mentioned, it's a DMR/Digital Radio, which has a fucked-up mandatory membership thing which you have to sign up for just to configure the thing, with 'codeplugs' (what 80 year-old computer-illiterate people call config files) with all the channel details needing to be uploaded into the radio as well.

But I just want a fucking analogue radio, so I used the analogue Australian repeater CSV to make a CHIRP file with all the repeaters' details, uploaded that to the Anytone with QDMR, then downloaded the whole radio's configuration into a .yaml, edited that so the Zones were just each State (VK1, VK2..) and added Scan lists for each state as well.

I can now just use it like a non-retarded radio.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.1005538 del
>>1005537
Well done NEET.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.1005539 del
>>1005537
You have done well NEET. Very clever.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.1005540 del
One of our more obscure flags.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.1005541 del
Another ambulance visit for the oldies down the street.
All the oldies here are dying.
Grotesque pajeets, Africans and muslims move in to replace them.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.1005542 del
>>1005537
I might talk to you with my sdr sometime neet.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1005543 del
>>1005538 >>1005539
Appreciated. It took a few hours, with qdmr crashing a lot.
I'm now looking forward to swaggering into a Radio Club and telling everyone I made a DMR into a real radio.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.1005544 del
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOOFIE ?
ITS 7PM ON A RAINY SATURDAY NIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING ?

fuckit just garn watch Micheal (2026) by myself.... he he


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.1005545 del
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Reading julian assange's unauthorised autobiography


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.1005546 del
>>1005544
HP should be on tomorrow Wizzy


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.1005549 del
>>1005541
Won't be long for me, my place will be sold up and rented out to the asians going to une.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.1005550 del
>>1005545
No mention of his planting CP on other BBS and Unix systems while he was a Police Informant, I'll bet.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.1005551 del
>>1005545
Jules only mentions having one brief job in the 15 years between dropping out of school and founding wikileaks, and whenever he talks about his housing situation he's always squatting somewhere illegally or in a crowded sharehouse. I reckon he was a neet during those 15 years, just spending all day online.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.1005552 del
>>1005550
He says he did it for the good guys:
>"I am interested in what I can do to further the cause of justice. In 1993 part of that involved helping the police to break an Internet paedophile ring. I helped them to understand what these men were passing around on the Internet and how they were doing it. I could see how these people moved around on the Net in ways the police could not, because they didn’t have the expertise. I could lead them to an understanding of who these people were. I wasn’t coerced into this, and did it less to help the police, in fact, than because I was concerned about protecting children."


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.1005553 del
>>1005551
>just spending all day online
being nordy as 'Mendax' from ~1987-1994


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.1005554 del
He also spends months living in a national park like a proper homeless dero. Maybe I should have more respect for the next schizo I see outside of woolies, he could be a genius computer hacker choosing to live a housing free lifestyle.


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>>1005553
>just being nordy online


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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1005557 del
>>1005554
>Maybe I should have more respect for the next schizo I see outside of woolies, he could be a genius computer hacker choosing to live a housing free lifestyle.
πŸ‘†πŸ’―


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1005558 del
>>1005556
That deserves a kek. Well earned.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1005559 del
>>1005555
Thanks Wizzy kek


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.1005560 del
>>1005557
>Maybe I should have more respect for the next schizo I see outside of woolies
That is just Weber who is barely computer literate.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.1005561 del
Think I might be nordy and go get some chocolate from the local iga, one last time before getting on the diet wagon tomorrow - would you neets like anything there?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.1005562 del
>>1005560
I miss him too


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.1005563 del
>>1005561
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.1005564 del
>>1005562
He's moved on.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.1005565 del
>>1005561
500g Bear claws please.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.1005566 del
>>1005564
To where, coles?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.1005567 del
>>1005566
Hope he brings back some ice cream.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.1005568 del
>>1005556
>hee hee
kek


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.1005569 del
Squatters have taken over the next door. they are bad home and my NEETie peace times have ended. Tomorrow I will return to the wilderness this time find somewhere actually good with water


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.1005570 del
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>>1005569
See if jules is there. Apparent he has being dying his hair white for decades as part of his allegiance to a cult he was raised in


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.1005571 del
Night.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.1005572 del
>>1005570
He might report me to asio though


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.1005573 del
>>1005571
gn fat winged one


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.1005574 del
When he was young, Julian Assange was part of a melbourne based cult known as the family https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_(Australian_New_Age_group)
They made kids there bleach their hair, something which jules has been doing as an adult for some reason, even though he claims he left the cult as a child. And jules mentions in his autobiography he lived as a homeless person sherbrooke forest. He doesn't mention that this is right next to one of the properties owned by the cult founder...which he supposedly left years before. There's something fucking weird going on here.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.1005575 del
>>1005574
I read the white hair is because of durgs he did as a kid. I don't know if it was true but I think he still had white hair in the embassy.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.1005576 del
>>1005575
If you look closely at his pictures he has light brown hair in some of them. Daniel Domscheit-Berg, the german guy Jules recruited to wikileaks, said he once caught Jules dying his hair. I think he dyes it.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.1005577 del


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.1005578 del
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>Hamilton-Byrne acquired fourteen infants and young children between 1968 and 1975....Doses of the psychiatric durgs fluphenazine, diazepam, haloperidol, chlorpromazine, nitrazepam, oxazepam, trifluoperazine, carbamazepine, or imipramine were frequently administered to the children.[6][page needed] On reaching adolescence they were compelled to undergo an initiation process involving LSD; while under the influence of the durg the child would be left in a dark room, alone
This is how we will raise the next generation at the neet compound


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.1005579 del
>>1005552
Nuh. He and suburbia.net was kicked out of APANA.org.au for being the script kiddie king, and in retaliation he was uploading the R@ygolds to hacked accounts on the other systems.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.1005580 del
>>1005578
And Dan will use them as cheap labor.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.1005581 del
>>1005553
He username was actually 'proff', as in 'The Professor'.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.1005582 del
>>1005581
Impressive credentials considering he didn't become at uni student until 2003 at the age of 32.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.1005583 del
>>1005570
The tosser also told people it went white in a home garage nuclear reactor accident.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.1005584 del
>>1005583
same thing happened to me, it's legit


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.1005585 del
>>1005555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.1005586 del
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Wish I had a beer


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.1005587 del
>>1005571
Good night Pidge. xx
Another one of these vile roasties sexualising their pigeons.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.1005588 del


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.1005589 del
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Was mendax the one who fingered hex at a nightclub?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.1005590 del
I heard there is riots in UK and Ireland. Maybe there is hope after all.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.1005591 del
>>1005590
I hope it spreads to australia


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.1005592 del
>>1005589
No it was Possum


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.1005593 del
(2.24 MB 720x1280 gN1FMquyS7eezsZp.mp4)


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.1005594 del
Dead board


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.1005595 del
>>1005594
No it's not. Now hush, the NEETs are sleeping.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.1005596 del
>>1005571
Night fella.
This: >>1005587


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.1005597 del
>>1005540
i like it


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.1005598 del
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you'd think youtube would be coded properly enough to switch from 1.75x down to 1x when you open a music link. like i don't think we appreciate how shit youtube is, but it was the first platform and now it's the public square we're all forced to use. also the volume slider is way too small and barely usable at low volumes, especially if you're on a trackpad. getting angry just typing this


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.1005599 del
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perhaps if i click refresh, a new aus/neet/s post will appear


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.1005600 del
Australia plays against TΓΌrkiye tomorrow.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.1005601 del
>>1005600
didn't know the ottomans partook in such sport


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.1005602 del
meh


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.1005603 del
>>1005601
Another chapter of the century old rivalry.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.1005604 del
>>1005601
their team is full of janniasaries, not a real turk among them


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.1005605 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.1005606 del
>Janissaries began as an elite corps made up through the devşirme system of child levy enslavement,[8][9][10] by which Christian boys, chiefly from the Balkans, were taken, levied, subjected to forced circumcision and forced conversion to Islam,[8][9][10] and incorporated into the Ottoman army.[8][9][10] They became famed for internal cohesion cemented by strict discipline and order. Unlike typical slaves, they were paid regular salaries. Forbidden to marry before the age of 40 or engage in trade, their complete loyalty to the Ottoman sultan was expected.[11]


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.1005607 del
>>1005606
Later renamed as mong management pty ltd under cruisey.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.1005608 del
>>1005607
He a harsh but fair Mong manager.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.1005609 del
Another unlocked window.
>Russian MP warns Putin: We’re on the brink of social collapse
>>Communist Party deputy berates Kremlin’s β€˜ineffective leadership’ and demands plan to end Ukraine conflict
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/06/13/russian-mp-warns-putin-were-on-the-brink-of-social-collapse/


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.1005610 del


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.1005611 del
>>1005609
RUSSIA STRONK


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.1005612 del
reminder that there is no such thing as nostalgia and what you perceive as such is actually just a normal yearning for a better time after you've lived through decline. if we were an ascending civilisation, nobody would care about "le 90s" we would all just be excited for what's next


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.1005613 del
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NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.1005614 del
wrong board ffs


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.1005615 del
>>1005613
Thank you.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.1005616 del
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Got back to sleep for an hour. Now bright eyed and bushy tailed. Exciting day ahead. Gonna head out and find some adventure.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.1005617 del
>>1005616
Good luck NEET. Find me a good treat please.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.1005618 del
>>1005616
You appear to have an earing and were having a nibble one some electrical wiring?


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.1005619 del
>>1005618
>nibble one some electrical wiring
Extremely nutritious, high in copper. Helps prevent grey hairs.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.1005621 del
>>1005616
Have fun.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.1005624 del
>>1005619
I hope he didn't swallow the plastic.


NEET 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.1005627 del
>>1005614
β€œRight is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.”


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.1005628 del
Cruisey I wanna go see Kim Petras live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E4JPoTK1mqs [Embed]


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.1005629 del
>>1005627
I just want to find the right flavour of cheesecake to cure my cortisol disorder, I'll eat them all if I have to.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.1005630 del
>>1005629
>I'll eat them all if I have to.
Good luck on your quest NEET.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.1005631 del
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>>1005630
He is off on a great adventure.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.1005632 del
>>1005628
are you actually a twink?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.1005633 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7RbbE6rDjW4 [Embed]


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.1005634 del
I got a mean one brewing in my bum


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.1005635 del
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2d8jzdm1eo
>An animal charity has taken in dozens of guinea pigs after an accidental population boom in a woman's home left her with more than 200 of the rodents.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.1005636 del
>>1005633
>Pepe Saya Cultured Butter
No surprises there.

Good video I watch the first part the top three. I think one of top three blocks would be dangerous for me.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.1005637 del
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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.1005638 del
>>1005634
Make sure it's well done before you take it out of the oven.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.1005639 del
>>1005635
lol imagine the sounsds and smell


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.1005640 del
>>1005635
Imagine the poo everywhere.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.1005641 del
>>1005639
It would be like the NEET commune.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.1005642 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1XMgE8TJSfQ [Embed] been listening to this a lot as of recent. i miss the sounds of the 00s, you don't really get techno, house or trance anymore. dnb was ok but overrated imo


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.1005644 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.1005645 del
We secure the existence of a Colourblind Australia and a future for Australian children of Vague and indeterminate racial origins.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.1005647 del
Wonder if colourblind folks see blacks and whites equally


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.1005648 del
>>1005646
Whizzed to death.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.1005649 del
Mistook ndis wombles for phone scammers again. Sucks for everyone.

Six wombles can't move a tree branch that's fallen on aunty unnas wheelchair ramp.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.1005650 del
>>1005646
howling. a curse on all prideful travelthots


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.1005651 del
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>>1005649
>Six wombles can't move a tree branch that's fallen on aunty unnas wheelchair ramp.
Sounds like a good job for Trev.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.1005652 del
Bad home area kept me up late. now my body is just'd


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.1005653 del
>>1005651
If that many wombles were fighting it'll be a union/pay/insurance Issue and a branch anyone could have picked up.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.1005654 del
>>1005652
Some kids knocked on my door asking me to call the police because their dad is trying to kill their mum but I said no and shut the door.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.1005656 del
>>1005654
You did the right thing NEET. It is best to mind your own business and not get involved in their disputes.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.1005660 del
>>1005651
Thanks Trev.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.1005661 del
>>1005654
when i was about 10 my mum crashed out in the car and abandoned me by the side of the road. i was distraught by this so i went to the nearest house and told them what happened, thinking she'd never return and that i was now an orphan.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.1005662 del
>>1005661
Sounds very traumatic NEET.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.1005663 del
>>1005631
cheesecake vision quest


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.1005664 del
>>1005654
My sides, can we get that as a banner?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.1005665 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.1005666 del
>>1005662
she came back to get me and i think she realised pretty quickly the magnitude of her mistake. the boomers whose house it was were very kind to me but naturally they phoned the police and mummy had to deal with social services for a while going forward. she just manipulated them by playing the victim, the age old white woman tactic.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.1005671 del
>>1005666
I wish someone had got social services involved with my situation.
But my parents would have just coached me in what to tell them and I would have gone along with it.
It is only years later when it is too late that you realise how messed up things really were and you would have been better off out of there.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.1005672 del
>>1005656
If their mum dies they will still have a father and can visit him in prison.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.1005674 del
>>1005671
i have other stories too lad, my stepdad came into the bathroom and whipped me with a towel while i was naked and showering once because i swore at my mum, never told anyone and don't intend to. he is very nice to me now and probably hopes i've forgotten about it. my mum used to beat me pretty badly too. looking back i think i reminded her of my dad who left her and she took it out on me. anyway heavy post and this board is not my therapist but i'm on the tins and it's on my mind


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.1005676 del
It would be good to add a feature similar to fail2ban where if there is a ban the time for the number of posts before a poster makes a new image poster is doubled automatically. It could have a cool down periods when it decreases in half every 10 minutes or X minutes to scale it dynamically down when there are no bans but it automatically scales the effort required to spam.

It would require more work to implement those features though, but you could do something in the database to check the current tally so it's ACID compliant. So, you have worker script checking the ban status and a script reading for the tally from a database table to apply the actions accordingly the board settings.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.1005677 del
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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.1005678 del
>>1005674
We have suffered NEET. It was not right.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.1005679 del
>>1005654
Once at the Elizabeth Downs fish and chip shop (run by gooks), the daughter made me take a chico roll and some chips instead of what I ordered because her dad was out the back beating the shit out of mum. I don't even like chico rolls.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.1005680 del
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(8.65 KB 211x238 new shoes.jpg)


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.1005681 del
>>1005680
❀️


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.1005682 del
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>>1005678
formative experiences i say, if anything it's opened us up to our Monk story arcs


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.1005683 del
>>1005676
I thought fail2ban operated on IP. We can't use that as he just switches IP every time.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.1005684 del
>>1005671
what was your situation?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.1005685 del
>my stepdad came into the bathroom and whipped me with a towel while i was naked
HOT
Inappropriate tone - 10 minute


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.1005686 del
>>1005685
When I was growing up my dad removed the bathroom door and shower curtains and we had to stand facing the door when we showered.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.1005687 del
cruisey i want to batter 1005685 to within a frog's hair of life, and possibly beyond


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.1005688 del
>>1005686
Are you for real? That is shit


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.1005689 del
>>1005679
Very grim. There are many children suffering similarly in silence all over the place.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.1005690 del
So we all became NEETs due to weird or traumatic experiences as children? checks out I suppose


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.1005691 del
>>1005684
I am not going to go into it now NEET.
I have talked about it all before but I am trying to move past it now.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.1005692 del
>>1005683
Yes it uses IP but it requires someone to do the ban. It works like
>1st IP before ban, 4 posts before posting media
<poster is banned, script updates it to 8 posts. 8 posts are required from a new IP before posting media
>2nd IP before ban, 8 posts required before posting media
>poster is banned, script updates it to 16 posts. 16 posts are required from a new IP before posting media
<No recent bans found in 15 minutes or X minutes, decreasing posts required to 4 posts

You could also make it pick a random X number of posts each day X >= Y <= X so it cannot be assumed to be four posts required. Similarly, the script working in the background could detect the number of error post events for the board (i.e., cannot post, you are banned). As I can imagine he is cycling through IPs to find one not banned, the same approach described above could increase the number of posts required before posting a media. So, you are increasing the effort to spam media when banned and when trying to find an IP not banned.

It does require staff members to ban quickly or have the script work on those logs that he is cycling through proxies to find one that is not banned. You could add a logic that it ignores proxies from Australia and tune the scaling so if he's gone manic cycling through IPs but stops, the new posts required before posting media posts drops using some log2 order. Every 5 minutes, decrease the time in half, but I would make that number operate on some level of randomness so he cannot time the attack that he only has to stop for X minutes. Also, if he's trying to find new IPs when the timer is going down, it then also increase the number of posts required before posting media like autoscaling the effort depending on current spam demand.

None of it stops drive by spam posts. The aim is to increase the effort and to make it more difficult. The spammer is in control of their behaviour and if the spammer wants to spend all day trying to game the system, I think that's hilarious.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.1005693 del
>>1005690
That is how it happens. Some NEETs won't accept it though.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.1005694 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.1005695 del
>>1005690
boys being abused by women, usually their mothers is rampant i think. you hear old stories about how dads used to be wife beaters and it makes you wonder whether getting rid of wife beaters just let psycho women go ham on their sons. messed up theory and i don't like violence but looking back at mummy in the 80s and 90s, she was well overdue for a caning from dad for what she did to me


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.1005696 del
>>1005695
There may be something to that NEET.
It seems mummybots can go crazy without strict supervision and they tend to get fixated on the son rather than the daughters.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.1005697 del
>>1005694
I liked the graphics for the maxxing components.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.1005698 del
>>1005692
I don't know if I understood this correctly but got a good idea out of it, maybe it's what you meant.

>>1005692
>if the spammer wants to spend all day trying to game the system, I think that's hilarious.
Me too kek. I enjoy the challenge of coming up with solutions for this as they may have never been solved before and may be transferrable for future projects.

>banning someone increases post requirement for new IP posters
>this post requirement can go back down with admin intervention or automatically after time limit has been reached

I could vibe code something like this in 20 minutes but the hurdle is getting onto Shiban / Odilli to implement it on their end.
I think it would be better to queue a bunch of changes to give them all at once so we don't have to wait around for another time.

I want a few changes to mod panel.
Clicking delete takes you back to index when it should stay on thread.
Should be able to select all posts by this IP hash to make ban / delete faster.
New posts don't have IP hash data on them, I have to refresh the entire page to get the data again, which can be slow.

I want updated VIM captcha list that also adds to VIM image posting.

Then NEETs can post an anonymous authentication image so we know they're one of the good mannered NEETs without knowing which NEET they are.
Hopefully Shiban can see this as useful to the other boards and will approve.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.1005699 del
listening to songs i've deleted on my computer but still exist on my phone until i sync it


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.1005700 del
The police came this morning and woke me up with yelling. The bad home squatter was arrested and the boong friend of his fled in a car. Peace has returned to the poverty street.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.1005701 del
>>1005699
sync it real good


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.1005702 del
>>1005700
Good news.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.1005703 del
My Dell Workstation still hasn't been sent. Maybe I can open it for the NEETs to access my files later when it arrives but some of the NEETs are hackers so it's scary.
Potentially could put a moofies on it or radio.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.1005704 del
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saw this one on brit /pol/ yesterday kek.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.1005705 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.1005706 del
any /mettwurst/ raw meat chads in?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.1005707 del
>>1005700
That is good to hear. the police did their job for once.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.1005708 del
>>1005706
I enjoy a good mettwurst but it is hard to find a good one these days.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.1005709 del
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>>1005706
Very nice


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.1005710 del
>>1005698
>maybe it's what you meant.
Do whatever you want with it.

>I think it would be better to queue a bunch of changes to give them all at once so we don't have to wait around for another time.
Good idea.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.1005711 del
>>1005700
Fantastic development.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.1005712 del
>>1005708
it really is, you have to have an in with a butcher as if you're trying to buy a quarter cow


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.1005713 del
>>1005712
> quarter cow
That is the recommended serving size.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.1005714 del
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>>1005713
based and henry viii pilled but for me it's roast heron


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.1005715 del
8 minutes until the start of Australia vs TΓΌrkiye.
I will keep it open in a background tab.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.1005716 del
>>1005715
reminds me of a ww1 battle, hopefully the crowd will have some good chants


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.1005717 del
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Cruisey bottom right.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.1005718 del
>>1005717
He is looking well.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.1005719 del
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Only two negroes in the starting line-up. It could be worse.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.1005720 del
>>1005633
Meh video. Some Poor People just need a product and don't care for How Real Butter it is. \\But there's Real Butter only for $1.50 moar!!!// DON'T CARE, I WANT TO SAVE $1.50 TO COVER THE PRICE RISE OF NUGGIES


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.1005721 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4FJXsFAGdnw [Embed] eggy stream


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.1005722 del
>>1005720
>THE PRICE RISE OF NUGGIES
It is a crime. I have the live nuggies index on my home screen. A vertical line, straight up!
Jews behind it.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.1005723 del
I've decided I'm going down to the corner store this evening for a dinner burger.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.1005724 del
The 1L sports drinks were 3$ a bottle so I got four of them. Does it count as a binge?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.1005725 del
>>1005723
You have made the right choice NEET.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.1005726 del
>>1005722
If only Pork Nuggies were a thing. That would put those greedy Jews in their place. Beef Nuggies for the Paajets, too.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.1005727 del
>>1005719
They can stab the other team players and will only get yellow cards for it.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.1005728 del
>>1005725
That corner store is really good. I often get the 'large' $10 Hot Chips, those are 2 fryer basket's worth. Most other places think large is just one, if that.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.1005729 del
>>1005724
Last week I checked out a Spar store I was driving past, and they had all these chocolate-coated protein bars that're usually ~$5 each selling for 30 cents. Score.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.1005730 del
>>1005729
Nice. I would get like 40$ worth of them.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.1005731 del
>>1005694
or as the professionals call it, mong maxxing


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.1005732 del
>>1005730
I wondered if I was going to end up with epic bodybuilder protein farts from those things


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.1005733 del
>>1005694
>Pretending to be retarded comes more naturally to some people than others
kek


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.1005734 del
1 nil NEETs. One of our negroes scored. I missed it.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.1005735 del
(3.58 MB 960x540 goooaaaalllll.webm)


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.1005736 del
I wonder if ProudNEET was a real NEET


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.1005737 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.1005738 del
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>>1005736
This NEET?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.1005739 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.1005740 del
Might buy up all the smarties in australia


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.1005741 del
>>1005740
You will be the smartiest neet here.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.1005742 del
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We got another one NEETs.
Putting these filthy roaches to the sword.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.1005743 del
>>1005742
Based.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.1005744 del
Nothing is stolen on stolen land


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.1005745 del
>>1005742
Soccer is a poofter sport


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.1005747 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.1005751 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.1005752 del
>>1005750
Ffs...


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.1005753 del
I took him at his word when he said what he was going to do and closed the tab.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.1005755 del
>>1005744
The FOUND generator


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.1005756 del
>>1005753
>he took him at his word
Le *sigh* πŸ˜”


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.1005757 del
Not sure if this thing works out too well. Yet have to be seen.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.1005758 del
>>1005757
We will win! HP tonight?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.1005759 del
>>1005758
Yeah. Still have to pick the movie and upload tho...
I had like 3-4 candidates and now I can't find any of them.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.1005760 del
was scrolling through my mp4s and found this, i can't remember what it is but i'm posting it just to watch


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.1005761 del
>>1005759
Write out the choices, roll a dice on this board and let it be.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.1005762 del
>>1005761
Might just do that.
I add some american hobo now.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.1005763 del
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So. At 7pm AE*T we are watching:
Cyborg 2 Glass Shadow
The sci-fi classic with Angelina Jolie.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Right now, american hobo is rolling. Cooking some slop.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.1005764 del
>>1005762
>>1005763
I should be there at 6PM


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.1005765 del
>>1005763
>Angelina Jolie
She wanked me off behind Barnacle Bills in 1997 when she was here to promote Hackers.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.1005766 del
>>1005592
He didn't use his finger, he used a crunchy loaf of garlic bread. He ate it afterwards and said it tasted vile.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.1005767 del
>>1005766
garlic yiros sauce that hadn't been put in the fridge after being opened


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.1005768 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k0fM0vphH7c [Embed]


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.1005769 del
>>1005641
except we don't have to wrap each other in masking tape so we don't burst when we get fucked


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.1005770 del
>>1005763
What happened to Mean Girls ???


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.1005771 del
>>1005770
It failed the Roll of Fortune.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.1005772 del
>>1005606
Yes, this hidden knowledge is part of the regular curriculum here.

>>1005609
I thought someone fell out of the window after criticizing Putin again.

>>1005610
Ah they did?

>>1005616
I learnt on this board that one can grow bush with naps.

>>1005637
Sounds like marketing.

>>1005647
Blackfella, whitefella, doesn't metta what you cala.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.1005773 del
>>1005770
It was screened previously, retard.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.1005774 del
My router turned when my shitty air fryer tripped the fuse and now i cnt post pictutes necause of the new and justified security measures..... Everyfucking body just take a moment to thank IGAy and his hard core pedo mental illness.... clap fucking clap....


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.1005775 del
bet y'all didn't know there was a 2019 sequel to 1995's Braveheart


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.1005776 del
>>1005774
Stop trying to eat 2kg of shitty chuck steak at a time, you fat cuntoid.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.1005777 del
>>1005774
Make some more quality posts.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.1005778 del
>>1005773
you know what else was screened previously ? eastern euro snoozefest no one ask for that everyone turned off after 15 minutes


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.1005779 del
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NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.1005780 del
why did they call it rambo first blood part 2 and not rambo second blood
it's on sbs world moofies tonight


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.1005781 del
>>1005654
>>1005661
>>1005666
>>1005671
Interesting stories.

>>1005683
Fail2ban works based on patterns in traffic and places a ban on repeated offenders on the traffic by creating a rule on the firewall that blocks specific IP.
You can create rulesets for various web services you run and add it to fail2ban. Beyond the default sets it has.

>>1005715
I hope you enjoyed the match.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.1005782 del
>>1005780
in before IGAy posts
>it was about a different 12yo girl


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.1005783 del
look at this noob struggling with half a dozen meat pies
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fQr3W_l15-Q [Embed]


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1005784 del
>>1005777
This place is legit turning into the Dystopian UK hell hole we are seeing on the news
>migrant tries to decapitate uk citizen
>social media spreading news of the attack is the problem

< IGA has been posting pedo shit on the site for years to get us all 404
< Talking about about that human piece of dogshit is the problem

Shibstarmer ?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.1005785 del
>>1005784
neck up cunt


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.1005786 del
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>>1005723
Behold the dinner burger.

And I was served by a 30 year-old white womens, just to rub it in.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.1005787 del
>>1005786
they forgot the pineapple ring
good otherwise, particularly the White employeee you forgot the capital


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.1005789 del
>>1005786
Nice burgah.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.1005790 del
>>1005786
Did you get minimum chips with it??


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005791 del
>>1005717
>Australia
>no blonde sluts
<and I mean females

>>1005719
No real blackfella in the lineup.
The rest of the names sounds like randomly picked words, execpt O'Neill.

>>1005735
What the fuck, Turks just let 'em pass throught the field.
Goalie -> back -> midfielder -> winger -> goal.
Such level of incompetence.

>>1005742
Bouncy long shot. Not nice looking but all right.

>>1005770
What Mean Girls?

>>1005774
Try actually replying to post and NEETs. Read the thread and chat.

>>1005780
First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part II
Rambo III
Rambo
Rambo Last Blood
John Rambo (does this even count?)


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005792 del
just realised minimum chips might be a BEST A nomenclature


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.1005793 del
>>1005791
>does this even count?
none of the last 3 count imho


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1005794 del
>>1005793
just like his rocky franchise


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.1005795 del
>>1005764
Delayed. Will be there later.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.1005796 del
>>1005770
there was a mean girls 2 iirc


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.1005797 del
>>1005787
it had one, but I was too hungry to go the full McDonalds Burger photoshoot.
>>1005790
nah, But I did eat it with a beer.


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>>1005785
>>1005788
Kek that was easy... hey @Shiban i fished him out... please give his IP a permanent ban

t. the real nuro


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1005799 del
>>1005796
it was a flop
dunno if its the same thing, but there was also a remake in the last coupple of years with browns and trannies too


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.1005800 del
>>1005797
>beer
was it just out of a can, given they didn't plate you boig?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.1005802 del
>>1005799
>it was a flop
My exact body type.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.1005803 del
>>1005799
grim, rachel was peng and the archetype of the gen y millennial slag, the idea that she was re-cast as someone brown is abhorrent to me


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.1005804 del
>>1005803
I don't know specifically who was recast as what, but yeah it's sad.
Always liked Rachel, and the other four were quite alright at the time too. As was the math teacher.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.1005806 del
>>1005805
good job fucktard


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.1005808 del
>>1005806
i hate this spamming pedo cunt passionately. God bless the mods and jannies here that engage him in cyber combat


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.1005810 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0 [Embed] re-moralising song for the jannies that fight the good fight


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.1005811 del
20 mins till movie!


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.1005813 del
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testing a poost


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.1005814 del
Movie is starting! GET IN HERE NEETS!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.1005815 del
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>>1005796
We should watch heathers instead, quality kino rather than mean girls femslop. Nearly identical characters and setting but instead of the girls fighting then making up as they do in mean girls, Slater goes around murdering all the popular kids and making their deaths look like suicides.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.1005816 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.1005818 del
Cruisey said I was thin ice once.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.1005820 del
>>1005818
Most people on ice are thin.


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.1005822 del
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>>1005820
Even me?


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.1005825 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.1005826 del


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.1005827 del
>>1005826
❀️


NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.1005828 del
CUM SPLASH


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