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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

A new post has been made due to the character limit.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



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NEET General #1019 - Fascinator Edition NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No. 1045064 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anyone know how much a dry cleaner would charge to get mock cream out of a polyester fascinator?

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NEET 11/03/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.1045846 del
>>1045844
He doesn’t even post anymore 😔


NEET 11/03/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.1045847 del
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NEET 11/03/2026 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.1045848 del
>>1045842
YOU'RE BACK!!!!!


NEET 11/03/2026 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.1045849 del
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Red pill me on horse racing neets - is it just a scam controlled by insiders to rip off idiot punters. And why are all the trainers irish? Is it run by irish mobsters?


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>>1045847
me on the bottom



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NEET General #1018 - Halloween 2026 Edition NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No. 1043941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you NEETs getting dressed up?

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NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.1045080 del
>>1045077
Great, you've just gotten Toothpaste arrested when he opens this thread.


NEET 11/02/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.1045081 del
BUM RASH


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>>1045080
I should have warned him.


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NEET General #1017 - Touch grass edition NEET 10/26/2026 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No. 1042731 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Time to go outside NEETs. Have you enjoyed being outside recently?
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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.1043936 del
HAHA, YES!


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.1043937 del
Its not letting me post a new thread.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.1043938 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.1043939 del
This is twice this has happened.
Are you responsible Zesty?


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NEET General #1016 - Big Morning Edition NEET 10/21/2026 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No. 1041623 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs ever feel like it is a "big morning" for you?
I may start saying "big morning" to people instead of good morning. They all need to know how busy I am (I'm not busy).

Big morning NEETs.

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NEET 10/26/2026 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.1042765 del
big red


NEET 10/26/2026 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.1042766 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/26/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.1042878 del
GREAT APES


NEET 10/26/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.1042879 del
RATE GAPES


NEET 10/26/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.1042880 del
10/10



NEET General #1015 - Sour Cream Expert Edition NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No. 1040372 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How well do you NEETs know your sour cream?
It is not what comes out of a yoghurt cannon I can tell you that much.

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NEET 10/21/2026 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.1041630 del
Weber made me do a petrol drive off once while the hose was still connected to the car.


NEET 10/21/2026 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.1041631 del
Most paprika is just corn meal with red food colouring. You can't even taste it.


NEET 10/21/2026 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.1041632 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/21/2026 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.1041633 del
4chan is still down.


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NEET General #1014 - The Unknown Fren Edition NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No. 1039292 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs sometimes take a moment to reflect on all those we have lost?
The frens no longer with us.

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NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.1040399 del
>>1040367
Getting old and blind. Cataracts detatch.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.1040400 del
>>1040370
Your a toastie toastie


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.1040403 del
YOGHURT CANNON


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.1040404 del
SOUR CREAM SNIPER RIFLE


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NEET General #1013 - Diorama Edition NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No. 1038284 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs consider yourselves to have a good eye for a choice diorama? Have you considered professional diorama judging?

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NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.1039325 del
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NEET 10/16/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.1040285 del
Some space has opened up here.


NEET 10/16/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.1040286 del
RIP gone but not forgotten.


NEET 10/16/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.1040287 del
He killed her.


Fuck Niggers NEET 10/31/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.1044686 del
Fucking Nugger lover, fuck niggers they are all fucking disgusting i hate them all



NEET General #1012 - Sky Vacuum Edition NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No. 1037205 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs think chemtrails are real? What are they spraying on us?
I once felt something wet fall on me from the sky but I think it was just water. Rain.

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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038316 del
>>1038305
Your tab was closed.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038317 del
Jane's (party pie) addiction. She got so fat it wasn't even funny.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.1038319 del
>>1038316
It was an irl tab-closing event. Many such cases. I even do the clicking motion as if my hand was on the mouse.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.1038321 del
PARTY PIES


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NEET General #1011 - Coffee Time! NEET 10/02/2026 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No. 1036217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do you take your coffee, NEET?

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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.1037251 del
>>1037249
>a tin of crab
Mine has been compared to one.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.1037253 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.1040382 del
It was murder.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.1040383 del
Jewish ritual murder.




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