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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



NEET General #1009 - Confused Edition NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No. 1033630 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is someone time travelling NEETS?
There may be a situation unfolding.

OLD: >>1033619


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.1033631 del
SA BEST A


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.1033633 del
How does he do it?



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NEET General #1010 - It is Wednesday, Gentlemen NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No. 1033619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you often get the day of the week wrong, NEETs?

OLD: >>1033188


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.1033620 del
SA BEST A


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.1033626 del
How does he do it?



NEET General #1008 - How's your dick? NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No. 1033188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How's your dick NEETs?
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.1033654 del
>tfw no money
glen update when?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.1033655 del
i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.1033656 del
Might steal a gnome's hat and then go eat chinky later


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.1033657 del
visiting sweaty after lonch
not eating lonch, just using it as time reference


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.1033658 del
>>1033657
Not even going to eat a cheeky apple?



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NEET General #1007 - Blow Money Fast Edition NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No. 1032125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs live the Blow Money Fast lifestyle, or are you more responsible than that?
Big savings? Large nest egg?

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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033198 del
bum time


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033202 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033209 del
ANAL BEADS


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1033211 del
YOGURT CANNON


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1033212 del
>>1033028
Jelly nubbs?



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NEET General #1006 - Amisulpride Edition NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No. 1031150 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are any of you NEETs on the big pharma payroll?

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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.1032157 del
>>1032156
Pretend yor'e a houso.
The Palmerston thefts were largely organized, too. Whever a Hells Angel wants new tools, he gets an average territorian feral to nick it.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.1032159 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.1032160 del
BASED VAN LIFE NEETS


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.1032162 del
>>1032154
>with me not being evicted.
I reckon I would have booked it after all that drama anyway.


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NEET General #1005 - Smug Life Edition NEET 09/12/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No. 1030121 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you NEETs living what could be called the Smug Life?

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NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.1031156 del
GAY MAN'S SHOES


NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.1031157 del
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NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.1031164 del
POSSUM'S BUMHOLE


NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.1031165 del
PIDGE'S CLOACA


NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.1031166 del
WEBER'S HOLE



NEET General #1004 - Fifo has returned! NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No. 1029130 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is he, dare i say it, BASED?

OLD >>1028092
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NEET 09/12/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.1030131 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 09/12/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.1030132 del
Stretched weber hole


NEET 09/12/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.1030137 del
>>1030132
Looks like he used the darkest stain he could find on it.


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NEET 09/12/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1030140 del
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NEET General #1003 - Drop Face Retard Edition NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No. 1028092 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why hasn't IGA killed itself yet ?

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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.1029129 del
>>1029064
Schizophrenia is just high levels of dopamine.


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.1029131 del
GET TO THE CHOPPA

NEW THREAD: >>1029130
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NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.1029136 del
STINKY PECKER


NEET 09/09/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.1029137 del
BERTIE BEETLE ADDICTION


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NEET General #1002 - Fat Fuckin Walrus Edition NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No. 1027121 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you ever been cruelly insulted NEET?
Did you deserve it?
Was it me?

OLD: >>1026084
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NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.1028136 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.1028137 del
BUDDHIST JEWS


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1028138 del
JEWISH BUDDHISTS


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1028139 del


NEET 09/06/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1028140 del
FIN




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