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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
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NEET General #1002 - Fat Fuckin Walrus Edition NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No. 1027121 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you ever been cruelly insulted NEET?
Did you deserve it?
Was it me?

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NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1027190 del
>>1027181
Good question, could be hose so he can wash.


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We should watch this
Called Trigger Happy in Australia


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1027192 del
>>1027180
I suppose you are right
no progress without sacrifice


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>>1027184
Fantastic. HP in America.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.1027194 del
>>1027184
>At 7pm AE*T.
A very human time system



NEET General #1001 - Flamingo Floaty Edition NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No. 1026084 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Winter is coming to an end. Are you NEETs beach body ready?

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NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.1027117 del
fucked that up sorry neets


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>>1027116
your a walrus


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.1027119 del
fr*g stealin black cunts


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.1027120 del
IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE POO ITS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT


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NEET General #1000 - Reflecting Edition NEET 08/27/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No. 1025011 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
On a big milestone like 1000 threads, do you NEETs feel it is a good time for us to reflect on the online NEET image board lifestyle and all the blessings it has brought into our lives?

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NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1026085 del
>>1026055
It's a great movie but I've seen it too many times already


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NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.1026088 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.1026091 del
Remember how the dunny-dweller used to call himself an engineer and would larp as some top physicist and mathematician?


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NEET General #999 - Latrine Trench Edition NEET 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No. 1024009 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have any of you NEETs ever slipped and fallen into a latrine trench?

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NEET General #998 - Pidge Edition NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No. 1022964 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A good clean wholesome thread. Just like our treasured NEET Pidge.

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NEET 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.1024012 del
GOT THE WEGOVY SQUIRTS


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Head spinning


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THIS IS AN ARSE BOARD KEEP WALKING TIDDIES


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NEET General #997 - Major Incident Edition NEET 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No. 1021862 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A serious incident has occurred in the Cruisey workplace cinematic universe.

Reports need writing. Two have resigned. Cruisey has disappeared into the administrative abyss

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NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.1022981 del
>>1022980
Are you retarded or do you use IP in some alternative meaning?


NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1022983 del
>>1022981
Many of our NEETs suffer from mental illness and/or intellectual disability.


NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1022984 del
>>1022981
I made the I Like Tits thread
I did not make the Pidge thread


NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1022985 del
>>1022984
>I made the I Like Tits thread
Imagine admitting such a thing.


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NEET General #996 - Smiling Everyday Edition NEET 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No. 1020852 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Before MonkAI launches, have some more sloppa
>Make time every day for meaningful connection with someone you care about, because research consistently links strong social relationships with greater happiness and well-being.
>End each day by writing down a few things you’re grateful for, as randomized trials and a large systematic review suggest gratitude practices can improve positive mood and mental well-being.

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NEET 08/22/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.1022574 del
apm employment services


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disappearing bananas


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pump and dump


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bum bum


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tom hanks



NEET General #995 - Fashion Hoist Edition NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No. 1019799 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs think that one them time comes that you need your executive form hoisted about in a sling that you will manage to look effortlessly chic and fashionable?
Personally I would not be surprised if the first nurse who does it for me asks me out.

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NEET General #994 - Cortisol Spike Edition NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No. 1018751 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
AI Slop to start us off
>Average /ausneets/ cortisol spike: someone you haven’t spoken to in six months posts “doing alright lately.”

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NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1019807 del
>>1019803
Unless you get the free games, then a feature and they bring out the free party pies and a pepsi max


NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1019808 del
The bins need to go out Weber.


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NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1019810 del
>>1019807
>free party pies and a pepsi max
Living the good life.


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