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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



NEET General #990 - Glenn's Edition NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No. 1014383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Won't be long until he tells us about Glenn, right?

OLD: >>1013356
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NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.1014450 del
Have I told you NEETs about the time my phone lit up on the other side of the room randomly when I was sleeping and it woke me up and I thought the light was a UFO outside the window.
It was my first thought and I was certain of it for a few seconds.
I thought it was aliens.


NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.1014451 del
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I thought this one might make you smile Pidge.


NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.1014452 del
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen.


NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.1014453 del
Grego was really going for the innuendoes in the latest food review video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eiHzlzFgEgk [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.1014454 del
Weber the bins have to go out.



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NEET General #989 - Driving Incident Edition NEET 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No. 1013356 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever been involved in a serious incident while driving?
Did insurance do the right thing by you?

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NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.1014431 del
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NEET General #988 - Still Remembered Edition NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No. 1012366 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We will never, ever forget her. And what was done to her.

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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.1013371 del
Called the insurance company. A request for review was made and will be started on Monday when that Team returns.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.1013372 del
>>1013370
>so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Likely.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.1013373 del
>>1013370
don't take it personally, remember that other people have moods just like you and there's only a 25% chance both you and her will be in a good mood upon encountering eachother


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.1013374 del
>>1013369
My life is not just a series of meme call and responses.
Had a choof and a wank


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.1013375 del
>>1013370
What a cunt

Fix captcha



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NEET General #987 - Lost in the Sauce Edition NEET 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No. 1011354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever found yourselves "Lost in the sauce"?

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NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.1012368 del
I ate a packet of pythons hoping one of them would get the gerbil in there.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.1012369 del
STAY JUICY CUZ


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.1012370 del
FAT KARATE


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.1012371 del
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NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.1012372 del
BUM RASH END



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NEET General #986 - Ol' Chumpy Edition NEET 07/05/2026 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 1010339 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do any of you NEETs refer to yourself with an unflattering nickname?
Would you recommend it to others?

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NEET 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1011357 del
=DING DONG. REGISTER 3 PLEASE.==


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NEET 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.1011360 del
>>1011358
nope some other thread beat it


NEET 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.1011373 del
For the lost NEETS
REAL NEW: >>1011354
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NEET General #985 - Secret Edition NEET 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No. 1009276 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are any of you NEETs keeping a forbidden secret?

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NEET 07/05/2026 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.1010337 del
Giant whale wank


NEET 07/05/2026 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.1010338 del
>>1010330
Sounds nice. What did motherbat have?


NEET 07/05/2026 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.1010340 del
NEAL THE SEAL


NEET 07/05/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.1010341 del
CANT STUMP THE CHUMP


NEET 07/05/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.1010342 del
>>1010338
A piece of crumbed butterfish and chips.



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NEET General #984 - Blanket Edition NEET 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No. 1008078 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you protected from the elements of the chilly Australian winter summer?

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NEET 07/01/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.1009328 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET 07/01/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.1009330 del
FIN.


NEET 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.1009468 del
SUPPLEMENTARY BUM RASH


NEET 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.1009469 del
TRUE ENDING



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NEET General #983- sborts edition NEET 06/21/2026 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No. 1006896 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you ever played a sborts NEETS?

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>>1005817
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NEET 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.1008064 del
I HOPE THE SPAMMER DIES SOON


NEET 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.1008067 del
Edited last time by Shiban on 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:59.


NEET 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.1008070 del
Something very funky is going on here.


NEET 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.1008071 del
>>1008070
I made the thread as requested >>1008060 and replied >>1008063. I was banned again for making a thread and using this quoted text >>1007949 with that Pepe that was referenced using the correct style.


NEET 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.1008073 del
>>1008071
Right now I also think you are IGA.



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NEET General #982 - Holodeck Ban Edition NEET 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No. 1005817 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you NEETs think would be the cause of your holodeck ban?

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NEET 06/21/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.1006907 del
2. He is a gentle and attentive lover.


NEET 06/21/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.1006908 del
3. While most Possums live on fruit and vegetables, Possum lives on garlic bread and wicked wings.


NEET 06/21/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.1006909 del
4. He has comically large feet.


NEET 06/21/2026 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.1006910 del
5. Cruisey installed his letterbox crooked and Possum is reminded of the fact every time he collects his mail.


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