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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



NEET General #970 - Skateboarding Slang Edition NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No. 993035 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What sort of skateboarder slang do you NEETs use in everyday life?

Old Thread: >>991909
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.993791 del
>>993776
Take a creepshot of the nurse.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.993792 del
>>993790
ABC doing its job of reporting racist social media.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.993793 del
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>>993785
Protip: Tell the nurse your hungry and she will get you a free sandwich or cup of jelly.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.993794 del
>>993789
He's a baptist.



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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

OLD: >>990831
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.993033 del
>>993022
Very seductive pose.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.993034 del
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QUICK NEETS GET TO THE FLOPPAH!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993036 del
This NEET out here again advertising the evac chopper before a new landing site has been found.

Just causes panic and casualties amongst the NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993038 del
UNSEEN ETHNIC ARSE


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993039 del
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NEET General #968 - Hippy Style Edition NEET 04/05/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No. 990831 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hippys were the first NEETs, why do they get so much antagonism from modern NEETs? Its because they were boomers
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.991928 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.991930 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991932 del
BIG


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991934 del
HAVE YOU NEETS HEARD ABOUT MY ARSE?



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NEET General #967 - Truth Edition NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No. 989759 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm right and you're wrong.

OLD: >>988725
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NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.990825 del
>>990823
Poor NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.990826 del
>>990825
The Easter Bunny didn't come either :(
There's box of Kiwi Cadbury Favourites in my section of the cupboard, but they've been there since I arrived.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.990828 del
>>990826
She left them there for Easter. You have to believe NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.990829 del
>>990823
do they make toilets with insinkerators like you get in the kitchen sink ?

sounds like a million dollar idea .... automatic super sonic neet poo sredders


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NEET General #966 - Neon Edition NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No. 988725 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Look into the light!

OLD: >>987500
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NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.989754 del
bum


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.989755 del
holes


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.989756 del
from


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.989757 del
>>989749
disguised in the audio settings as "based boost" instead of "bass boost"


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.989758 del
farewell



NEET General #965 - 3D IRL Edition NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No. 987500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is 3D printing the future?

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NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.988732 del
>>988728
What breed is the current lot? >>988731
My bone grows when bob rubs over it too


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.988733 del
>>988732
Lol
Bubba kush, same as the last lot, I ordered some seeds.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.988734 del
Quorum died for our sins.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.988737 del
You can just use large jars with a zip lock bag full of water as a weight, and glad wrap for a lid. This is not some hipster food larp.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.988738 del
Spent hours cleaning, still feels like nothing was achieved. Probably just weeks behind on house work



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NEET General #964 - No Need to Cry Edition NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No. 986440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's gonna be OK.

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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.987495 del
>>987494
>>987493
hardly touched the sides by the looks


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.987496 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.987498 del
TFW REALLY QUITE STONED INNA CHOPPAH


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.987499 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #963 - Become Ungovernable Edition NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No. 985338 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's all become ungovernable, NEETs!
Post your tips and tricks for sticking it to the man ITT (In This Thread).

OLD: >>984157
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NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.986444 del
ADIDAS


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.986445 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.986447 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.986448 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #962 - Cant afford Petty Edition NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No. 984157 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How high will it go? Three, four bucks a liter? Is your tranny leaking oil too? That wont help. Its time you thought about selling your second car and downsizing. No race war without fun juice from the land of the sand people.

OLD: >>983110
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NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.985333 del
Wrote out my voting preferences for when early polling opens on Saturday morning. Another thing off the todo list.


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.985334 del
>>985332
That's good, NOOT.


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.985335 del
Did anyone get that $200 from cruisey for emergency neet feed?


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.985336 del
>>985335
No. I thought it was $300 once my calorific needs were factored in too.


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.985337 del
Gm neets. How do i get a credit card?