I feel only despair.

>>877289
Many such cases lol.

badly need to shit

ling ling

henlo?

arcohor derivery at front door

I put my cock away too quickly and let out a big squirt of piss into my cumdies.

>>877290
>this thread

Trump needs to make this about technological society and its future

Made noodle cup. Will consume then poo.

>>877302
>noodle cup
Oriental flavour?

No more reddit memes pls

>>877303
Hot & Spicy

They need to double the size of the red flavour dirt packet. I presume that is where the hot flavour is stored.

Went to the fishmonger. Got some gar. Just fried a couple fillets and found out they dont know how to prep. Bits of scales and bones through it.

>>877307
Maybe it's concentrate.

I enjoyed those last few posts, thank you.

>>877308
>Got some gar
Price per kilo? That stuff is worth more than gold.

>Bits of scales and bones through it
Disappointing. You should tell them you weren't happy.

Apparently an Australian won the Hungarian Formula 1 Grand Prix.

>>877310
You're welcome.

I have put the towels on the line. I hope they will dry by the end of the day. Cutting it close.

>>877311
I think $26.
I got 6.

>>877315
>$26
That is very cheap.

That other thread needs to be taken to the vet and put to sleep.

>>877308
Gar will almost certainly have bones. They can’t fillet too deep or there will be no meat left. Scales are another matter.

>>877317
It reeks of Weber.

>>877312
A rich man’s sport. Hard to identify with any of the drivers.

Went to shit midway through my edging session. I was holding my cock upwards because I was fully erect. I somehow pissed as the poo came out. Got piss fucking everywhere.

At the commune NEETs will be forced to shit outside and be hosed down until they prove themselves worthy of using a toilet.

>>877321
>I was holding my cock upwards
You need to push it down and keep it trapped under the toilet seat.

>>877323
I thought I was cumming at first. It was a fucking weird feeling.

>>877324
There isn't enough room.

Nuro sank to his knees in the night saying pray's by the steet-light, once.

>>877326
Large member?

>>877328
He'll end up the same way as Coolio. He is about the same age Coolio was.

>>877328
all the little neeties want to be like him

rape

>>877332
two please

I need to have a shower but I can't stop shitting. On my seventh so far. Why the fuck does this happen? I won't shit for a few days and then I'm like a fire hose.

>>877334
beer perhaps?

>>877318
I'm fine with those little feather ones, these were the harder ones that connect to the fins.
Nice fish though. Had it with salt and a bit of lemon juice.

>>877321
lol

Took me a couple of weeks, but I found it again..

>>877339
What is the lore behind this? I still have it saved for some reason. I see weber is one of their clients?

>>877339
don't know what this is but i know kino when i see it. nicholas is my favourite

>>877340
I think their CEO or MD tried connecting with Weber on LinkedIn and Weber found the video on their website and posted it here for everybody to enjoy.

>>877339
We need to make something similar for UMMPTY

>>877339
Robert wouldn't show his last name. Not a team player.

>>877344
'Robert' is probably his white country name too

>>877345
Bobby Wang

>>877339
That han chinees man is probably shitting rocks that his CCP handler will use this on him at his next evaluation.

drinking rum

>>877339
Boomer squad.

I did another cleaning session. Sweating again.
Too fat to function.

>>877347
The top cocks.

Whatching those.. things.. walking around lizbef

>>877355
niggers?

>>877357
trust us to light a fire in the drive way so the beer truck can't get in

Shat on the wagies, back in action.

>>877357
Imagine if the commune was actually a cyberspace hallucination like a shit tier Matrix where everything is uncanny like in this pic

>>877360
With Monk as the dev

>>877357
We have all lost a lot of weight.

>>877355
>things
Indians?

>>877360
a psychic party you attend in your sleep every night, but when you wake up you can't remember the dream but you're melancholy because you know you were somewhere better

A NEET called Cow a thing once.

>>877364
That's how I feel after a night at Possum's.
My arse is melancholic.

>>877363
we only use slurs around these parts, buddy

Longing for a time long ago when the gape sealed, but it was worth the damage.

did some tidying
earned a second rum

>>877368
Bill has a tube of gape sealer

I hate that powerades are now all ION4. It's watered down.

>>877359
What does that mean NEET?

>>877370
Easier to just get an inch wide grommit now.

>>877366
His cooking is terrible.

>>877371
I get the Maximus 1 litre ones from the supermarket. They have a sugar-free blue one, although I am quite partial to red.

>>877374
It is not. Possum can cook well. He just doesn't share.

>>877374
He knows better than to offer me legumes. I'll only flick beans, I wont eat them.

>>877375
They are quite good. I dont like gatorade.

https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/shooting
We need a Womboflix stream of some of the good sports during the Olympics.

>>877379
I wonder if the air rifle girl is competing this year.

>>877380
Katarina? I don't think so. Or at least the SSAA hasn't mentioned her in their propaganda.
The UK girl (Seonaid) is alright to look at.

>>877334
Your arse is very troublesome. Get it under control!

I am surrounded by the elderly here. All the neighbours. Ambulances, nursing service hatchback visits. Weak old voices floating in from the street.
I feel surrounded by death.

>>877383
Could be a lot worse.

>>877381
The Hungarian one doesn't look very friendly.

>>877382
It's passed his best before date.

>>877351
wish I was you

need to stop reading about politics, do something productive

>>877385
they're just a bit weird

>>877388
I am glad I sold my shares in your factory. That is all I'm going to say.

>>877389
Yikes.

>>877364
Technology makes reality a nightmare, read Industrial Society

>>877391
If I was the coach they'd be getting that shit out of their noses and ditching the hair dye.

>>877392
Books are a form of technology

>>877393
You would get taken to the human rights tribunal and lose your job.

>>877395
I'll let Big Fella adjudicate on this.

*upsets a female shooter while she's on her rags*
*gets shot in the back*

>>877394
and libraries are gulags, whats your point?

>>877399
looks interesting

>>877398
Good read?

ready

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/in-sydney-s-little-india-raj-has-to-close-his-food-cart-by-7pm-or-face-council-s-wrath-20240709-p5jsc9.html

Imagine the rubbish

Three dollars pocket change, couldn't even get two dim sims. Fucked up economy

>>877402
Looking good.

>>877401
I'm deep on retards.

>>877399
Golden age kino action and some Intellectual Souffle ?

>>877404
Dim sims are upmarket food now, didnt you hear? Too good for (You) apparently.

$40 for a 8kilo cylinder of LPG here.

>>877410
stapler is normie tool

garn nap

>>877410
Well bantered.

having another rum
earned it

>>877415
>earned it
You need an impartial outside judge to determine that.

>>877416
He's still adjudicating on the girls' nose rings and hair dye.

>>877415
just feels right?

this is a meme from /brit/ (formerly brit/pol/) it deals with the complex emotions associated with going to work. it is from a broader meme category known as "toil hoomers" all of which came from 8brit as far as i can remember

>>877418
I actually cleaned up some mess that was causing my serious mental distress.

>>877419
An interesting cultural artifact.

>>877420
Is there much mess still to clean?

>>877422
A bit. Should finish it tonight.

>>877423
Excellent.

>>877419
Trifecror of normie, zoomer and brainrot

>>877399
Field in England is an excellent film.

Brainrot unopened will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the supermarket fridge

>>877427
This isn't funny.

this is fucked

6000 people without support coordinators due to the ndia price freeze.
Theyre acting like $100+ per hour for basic budgetting and consulting isn't enough.

>>877430
Take a page out of Cat's >>877429 book.

>>877430
I will sit in a bowling place looking at my phone for $99 an hour, fuck these guys, I'll undercut them.

>>877430
>Theyre acting like $100+ per hour for basic budgetting and consulting isn't enough
I think you're forgetting preparing eggs on crumpets

the fire and fury of the filipino immigrant herder

kek https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/kings-guard-horse-bites-tourist-so-hard-she-faints/news-story/86f9676e50d253223c94ad34a1878604

>>877429
cruel and unusual punishment

>>877435
FOR ENGLAND!

>>877437
Reckon the horse got an extra pint of beer and an extra carrot that night.

>>877430
NDIS needs to die
t.jsp skelly

Thinking of growing a jd vance style beard.

>>877440
you can't even grow pubes

GregO has faild us, he only used one layer of paper towel to heat a pie up in the microwave, then he wondered why it wasn't cooked.

>>877442
He's a mong, and not the good kind.

>>877440
It would suit you.

>>877435
I don't know where the queen found biting horses but the warning sign clearly says that the horses bite.

>>877445
They're war horses. They're trained to fuck people up.

>>877446
Tiffin will use highly trained Possums in his elite force to protect the commune.

Has biden actually been seen in public recently? He announced his withdrawal on twitter.

>>877447
we need WAR POSSUMS to fight them. Giant possums, bred for size, so an executive can ride them into battle

>>877448
not public-public since the debate
pretty weak quitting on shitter

>>877450
some of the ones in the Adelaide parklands are the size of a labrador

>>877446
equine oral offensive

>>877449
That's a lot of popcorn NEET

>>877449
looks really good

>>877449
Well beaned.

>>877451
>pretty weak quitting on shitter
He may just say fuck it all and do nothing for the next 3 months.
May also get turfed under the 25th Amendment.

>>877451
He is an old broken-down pile of crap. Trump broke the man.

>>877457
Kamala Harris invoking the 25th ammendment on Biden now would be a real girl boss power move.

>>877458
>He is an old broken-down pile of crap.
iktf

might watch this

>>877459
hopefully he publicly calls her a nigger or something on his way out

>>877462
He would have my respect if he did that.

>>877449
Good sloppa.

>>877454
>>877455
>>877456
basic pilot recipie has run out. Making alot of something else tomorrow.

>>877463
The news meltdown would be spectacular

>>877435
lol

>>877443
He'll be disappointed when he reads this.

What Happens if You STOP Using Your Cell Phone Before Bed for 14 Days
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=CozZ1Rcm55E
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CozZ1Rcm55E [Embed]
>The blue light suppresses your melatonin level so exposed to it before going to sleep will prevent you falling asleep and/or have a good night rest

>>877461
Speaking of Dustbin Hoofman, we should watch Sleepers and Rain Man.

>>877449
Looks good, but where the is the tray?

garn cooka sloppa

>>877469
I need TwinkTok.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/hero-father-identified-after-sydney-train-tragedy-20240722-p5jvjm.html

Pajeet cannot escape the train anywhere

>>877473
They have not factored in how a bedtime wank helps a NEET sleep.

>>877475
👆😉

>>877474
They are like moths to a flame.

>>877469
WELL YEAH WHAT IF YOU REDSHIFT YOUR SCREEN ? HUH ?

My neck is killing me because I got gooned the other night and slept in a strange position while passed out

>>877479
Goon tax.

>>877479
You will need to get on the goon again and reverse the sleeping position to feel better.

>>877478
Cringe.

>>877479
Kek.

beef mince frying up with some garlic, olive oil, chili flakes

>>877481
Smart.

>>877479
Many such cases. I slept so heavily on my arm once it was numb all morning.

>>877484
Bachelor chow.

>>877487
>chow
I have never liked this word.

>>877488
I am sorry for offending you with it. I can't do anything right.

>>877489
Calm down, NEET. You weren't to know. It doesn't offend me, it just gives me the ick.

Coles own brand passionfruit softdrink is Kirk's Pasito, I think.

Chow is a form of cuisine. Its crispy factor 5 and scoville 9 usually

>>877487
I've since added tomato paste, buckwheat, red kidney beans, cannelini beans, black beans, bay leaves, oregano, salt,

>>877493
canned beans are stodge

>>877494
Relentless negativity. Control yourself please.

Not going to use my phone in bed tonight. Also all the light globes in my room are blown.
Just going to put the phone out of reach and head into the land of nod. Should be easy given I slept like 2 hours last night

>>877496
Good luck NEET.

>>877495
DRIED BEANS NEETS RISE UP

>>877499
Hot!

4 episodes of Law & Order on tonight, Cruisedog.

>>877501
He should time the ad breaks to squirt.

>>877493
That sounds nice.

>>877465
It had BEANS, that's all that really matters.

>>877510
Beans are the future.

>>877507
very annoying ukulele

>>877512
there is no ukulele in that song, NEET

>>877490
>ick
You did that on purpose

>>877509
not a comfy post

>>877501
I watch it on stan

Or netflix or whatever it is.

>>877515
The nazi chud I was replying to needs to see that actions have consequences.

Wage gave me a headache. Garn choof but probably dont need it.

>>877509
Oh man imagine the cops coming in while you're on discord

>>877518
I just like esoteric health memes nigger

>>877510
SILENCE CANNED BEAN PEON

>>877519
Is your arse under control yet?

>>877522
Yeah. Blood was only momentary.

https://www.noticer.news/one-in-five-australians-disabled-autism-increasing/
>A record 21.4% of Australians are disabled and autism is up 41.8%, disturbing new figures show
kek

>>877518
consequences abound, don't go there

>>877514
little bit

>>877525
going to watch tv

>>877527
Maybe there's something comfy on

Joe Biden is dead

>>877529
Proofs?

>>877530
I made it up

>>877528
Lawn & Order

>>877533
Twisties look interesting.

>>877533
Good haul.

Night.

>>877529
you might actually be right

Very productive coding session at the library today. Going to try for a session every day until I've got my shit together. This is working well.

>>877538
How many hours?
What did you get done on your web scraper?

>>877538
Well done, sounds like you now have a good system in place.

>>877536
Good night Pidge. xx

>>877534
They were 'Reduced to Clear', just like the Pringies.

>>877535
Cheers

>>877538
Good work NEET.

Big mother fucker huntsman on the bin that only because visible when I put it on the street due to the street light
Took off all my clothes to double check and I'm safe

>>877544
>I'm safe
It could have crawled up your bum and you would still be safe. They're harmless.

LibraryNEET never responds

>>877539
I'll never be completely done with it, always new ideas to add, but it's working well
>>877540
A system I can trust

>>877544
it's winter, the fuckers aren't supposed to be around

>>877546
His replies are overdue and attracting late fees.

>>877549
Well bantered.

what sort of fitness standards does a person need to join the australian army these days?

sleepy, listeing to youtube videos on history again

Might be nordy tomorrow

Making croutons because nothing elese to do with my life :)

A better person would tip the rest down the sink. A better person.

>>877556
Is that you NEET?

Found a couple of croutons in my undies.

>>877544
Did you check your cavity?

>>877549
Heh

morngin neets

>>877561
Morning.

where's the best place to find fresh pepes neets?

>>877564
Under Weber's floorboards. He has so many fine frog pics, he doesn't notice how many fall through the cracks.

>>877561
>>877563
Good morning NEETs.

>>877565
He hasn't been happy with you eating all his snacks.

Apparently Biden hasn't been seen in the past 5 days.

>>877462
He went out strong.

>>877569
He's dead.

>>877571
We keep on riding though.

>>877572
Good morning nuro. Do you have any new information on the trump assassination attempt or biden's disappearance?

/g/ is full of Indians

>>877577
I commented on an video about some Indian math faggots on YouTube when I got out of bed.
>"india #1 poo in the street"

>>877576
there was literally no media coverage thismorning on abc because someone used "nasty words" in the hearing

owen on the war room is breaking the hearing down live right now.

If I walked into his shop and he was watching Infowars I'd turn 720 and walk out.

Possum taught me how to krump

>>877554
in every place I ever stayed I policed up loose rocks around my area so boongs have nothing. Those cunts will cuck rocks at you in mobs. TBD

>>877572
kek

>>877582
This tickles my KKK funny bone

https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/australias-paris-olympics-outfit-roasted-in-viral-social-media-post/news-story/5922ad55a8512e267d98267c0e3eb199
these ungrateful parasites live a life of luxury, leisure, and international travel on government funding and have the gall to criticise the uniform
they'll get to the olympics and fail to win a medal and spend their time fucking niggers

>>877588
Guttersnipe neet

>>877553
You better not be.

>>877589
Am not.

>>877588
Those skirts look good NGL

@Weber

Big winds coming your way.

>>877593
They would suit you.

>>877592
Anyone would be woed by stupid work uniform

>>877596
Oh?

>>877598
Do you know the meaning of guttersnipe?

>>877596
He will need some charcoal tablets.

>>877594
Ghost of Cloggers Past

>>877590
drinking 1.5 litres of red softdrink now in preparation
already done a couple of warm-up shidposts

>>877605
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>877600
Who didn't understand

>>877610
I was called a guttersnipe, which is another word for street urchin.

>>877609
Sit-ups and lemons for morning tea.

>>877607
the other side of the anorexia coin i suppose

Twisters (2024) has gotten a positive review from the critical drinker. Womboflix will be showing it as soon as it gets a proper, non-cam release on bittorrent (which may be a while).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U2rMB2fYjuY [Embed]
good bit around 8.30

any sign of biden yet?

>>877616
It better have the kissing scene at the end not chopped off

>>877622
nothing to see here goyim, please move along

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/an-australian-tourist-was-reportedly-found-with-her-dress-on-backwards-after-an-alleged-assault-in-paris/news-story/2f46a54cc9562f4ecccc733ee17a3d36

Why are French people like this

>>877624
I bet the drunk slut went looking for congo dongo

Woke up before 9. Out of bed before 10. Well rested. Not taxxed.
Best I've felt all month

>>877622
>>877623
The Gateway Pundit is a satirical site like The Onion.

Starting a wage on Thursday

>>877624
>outside a kebab shop
A complete mystery.
>>877625
You are mentally ill.

>>877630
>You are mentally ill.
You are not qualified to practice psychiatry.

>>877620
lol

Popping some no-doze, then I'm going to do some work.

>>877634
Mongk?

>>877629
Good to hear.

going to have a noodle cup at 11am

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pipkin-pippa-nicolette-rose-pinder-sibylla-willow-sibylla-chilla-yuni-luna.196402/
Filthy bitch.

>>877638
what flavour? I'm having some oriental instant noodles with sausages for lunch

>>877617
lol the pot of boiling water was actually empty.

I want to print and bind something. Should I just go to Officeworks or is there somewhere else that is better? It is a one off, not a heaps big run of something.

>>877640
Hot & Spicy
You just reminded me I have a snosage roll in the freexer I can nuke too

>>877641
there is clearly a wet patch and steam in later frames??

>>877642
If you dont have a workplace with that stuff or a uni print room, then Officeworks is probably your only option

>>877644
Shut up you homeless nigger.

>>877646
reported

might put some shit in the oven and forget about it until it burns

nuro: are you barracking for big mike in this seppo election?

Might violate a NEET's rectal integrity

>>877647
Do these reports ever result in action or does pariston just look at them and click close while sucking on a huge cigar and chortling like robert de niro in cape fear?

big rape

>>877652
Pariston moves pretty quickly when his bed buddy is getting bullied.

>>877652
It was a joke. I didn't actually report somebody for calling me a homeless nigger

>>877635
No but I'm preparing my 3rd instant

What clients are you niggers using for bit torrent these days?

>>877658
the utorrent thick client

I'm on my 7th instant but I've only managed one poo so far.

>>877658
qbittorrent.
utorrent is cancer for people like numpty.

Davo, what hours do UofA 'academics' typically keep these days?

#whereIsJoe

>>877664
Good meme.

>>877629
Good luck NEET. Let us know how it goes.

>>877666
No it isn't. It is that stupid reddit one about the cuck porn.

>>877669
You seem upset today.

>>877658
Qbittorrent

>>877668
does anyone have a nigger JUST meme?

> Complaint successfully submitted
Will see if Exetel responds to the ombudsman.

>>877675
I don't know how things are handled these days, but back in the 2000s, whenever a TIO complaint was lodged the ISP had to basically pay them (the TIO) $5k or $10k immediately which went into a holdings account and then the process went through. If no fault was found they money was released, but if the telco didn't respond in a timely manner or the complaint was upheld they forfeit the money. At one point it was being weaponised by gamer nerds when they got banned by IGN or whoever.

I could stop if I wanted to…
I can’t stop please send help

Used a watering can to rinse the dirt off the car windows so I can see out of them again.
This is the NEET equivalent of washing the car.

>>877677
I think it's time for a cleanup neet.

I took a photo of the mound of shame next to my battlestation before I cleaned it up yesterday, but I didn't want to post it because it would become internet famous.

>>877675
Good luck NEET. The TIO usually does the trick with these bastards.

>>877677
I have seen worse NEET. You are doing okay.

>>877681
>it would become internet famous.
That is a very high bar for a battlestation photo NEET. Was it really that bad?