/ausneets/ - Catalog

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 1

Board Rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride

R: 823 / I: 96 / P: 1

NEET General #516 - Banner Edition

Only the highest quality are accepted.

OLD: >>521240

R: 1000 / I: 125 / P: 1

NEET General #515 - Neetbros Edition

We are family!

OLD: >>520211

R: 1000 / I: 131 / P: 1

NEET General #514 - Breakfast at Pepe's Edition

What do you NEETs consider to be a good brekkie?

Old Thread: >>519092

R: 1000 / I: 129 / P: 1

NEET General #513 - The Biggest Board on Endchan Edition

The show will continue on!

OLD: >>518186

R: 1000 / I: 104 / P: 1

NEET General #512 - I Could Stop If I Wanted To Edition

What are you going to stop doing for self improvement this year?

OLD: >>517175

R: 1000 / I: 122 / P: 1

NEET General #511 - Shine On You Crazy Gooners Edition

>The tile was conceived and written as a tribute and remembrance of gooners past, present and future.

OLD: >>516147

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 1

NEET General #510 - KFC Shared Meal Edition

What other meals are best when shared?

OLD: >>515175

R: 1000 / I: 118 / P: 1

NEET General #509 - Day Drinking Edition

Name something else that NEET/s could do instead of day drinking.

OLD: >>514167

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 1

NEET General #508 - Urine Drinking Party Edition

Is Bear Grylls here?

OLD: >>513183

R: 1000 / I: 117 / P: 2

NEET General #507 - White Boong Edition

>Blackfella, whitefella
>It doesn't matter what your colour

OLD: >>512126

R: 1000 / I: 118 / P: 2

NEET General #506 - Many Such Cases Edition

What's making you woe?

OLD: >>511201

R: 1000 / I: 134 / P: 2

NEET General #505 - Arrrr Edition

Arrrrrr!

OLD: >>510183

R: 1000 / I: 136 / P: 2

NEET General #504 - Ding Dong Dash Edition

Did you NEETs ever do a ding dong dash?

Old Thread: >>509149

R: 1000 / I: 140 / P: 2

NEET General #503 - Jobless Edition

What are your plans for the day?

OLD: >>508008

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 2

NEET General #502 - Morning Coffee Edition

Are you in a rush in the morning like me?

OLD: >>506995

Edit: Add new OP message and OLD. The spammer was trying to lock thread creation. Second edit for grammar.

R: 1000 / I: 142 / P: 2

NEET General #501 - 10K on the Slapper Edition

Do you NEETs feel like there should be more stringent approval processes for being issued a slapper?

Old Thread: >>505812

R: 1000 / I: 117 / P: 2

NEET General #500 - King of the Mongs Edition

In this edition, we should have celebrated the 500k posting milestone. Many such cases.

OLD: >>504731

R: 1000 / I: 142 / P: 2

NEET General #499 - New Peripheral, New Perspective Edition

How are you winning at life?

OLD: >>503618

R: 1000 / I: 146 / P: 2

NEET General #498 - Double Dare Edition

Don’t Dare to miss out on life. What is one of your long term goals to achieve in 2022?

OLD: >>502605

R: 1000 / I: 196 / P: 3

NEET General #497 - Straight to the Arse Edition

I look forward to hearing about the binges.

OLD: >>501490

R: 1000 / I: 125 / P: 3

NEET General #496 - Wasted Digits Edition

What's an opportunity you have wasted in life?

OLD: >>500460

R: 991 / I: 138 / P: 3

NEET General #495 Getting There Slowly Edition

Things are improving
Slowly sporidically and autistic but we are getting there\

OLD: >>499406
Edit: OLD

R: 1000 / I: 122 / P: 3

NEET General #494 - Take A Long Hard Look At Yourselves Edition

Very bad behavior lately.
Very bad NEETs.

OLD: >>498281

R: 1000 / I: 135 / P: 3

NEET General #493 - Fuck Wagies Edition

How can you live like this? Just get a fucking job! No.

OLD: >>>497241

R: 1000 / I: 133 / P: 3

NEET General #492 - Spergout Edition

What's keeping your behaviour in check to stop a meltdown?

OLD: >>496187

R: 1000 / I: 167 / P: 3

NEET General #491 - Smashed Some Pussy Edition

FHRITP.

OLD: >>495226

R: 1000 / I: 160 / P: 3

NEET General #490 - Monglife Edition

How does a NEET escape the mong life or is it all consuming?

OLD: >>494227

R: 1000 / I: 193 / P: 3

NEET General #489 - Terrible NEETlore Edition

Drink of choice.

OLD: >>493251

R: 1000 / I: 144 / P: 3

NEET General #488- BANG

u ded hiel hitler

OLD: >>492217

R: 1000 / I: 149 / P: 4

NEET General #487 - NEET Council Edition

It was a wonderful event last night. What did you enjoy most?

OLD: >>491150

R: 1000 / I: 154 / P: 4

NEET General #486 - Boonglife Edition

When will the wagon arrive?

OLD: >>490204

R: 1000 / I: 193 / P: 4

NEET General #485 - Motherbat Edition

Is your motherbat/bot (Your) biggest supporter?

OLD: >>489188

R: 1000 / I: 192 / P: 4

NEET General #484 - A Land War In Europe Edition

Do you think it will end in the next two weeks?

OLD: >>488152

R: 1000 / I: 148 / P: 4

NEET General #483 - Nurgle Edition

How is the weight loss or gain journey going in 2022 NEETs?

OLD: >>487104

R: 1000 / I: 139 / P: 4

NEET General #482 - A Text From Clive Edition

How much longer until the text from Clive arrives?

OLD: >>486224

R: 1000 / I: 110 / P: 4

NEET General #481 - Too Much Work Edition

Where is Beau?

OLD >>485193

R: 1000 / I: 157 / P: 4

NEET General #480 - Spergo's Polish Sausage Edition

Where did he go?
Will he return?
Who ws he anyway?

OLD: >>484180

R: 1000 / I: 122 / P: 4

NEET General #479 - Important Shitposting Edition

What's your first shitposting priority?

OLD: >>483189

R: 994 / I: 127 / P: 4

NEET General #478 - So Weed Makes You Forgot Things?

That explains everything

OLD: >>>482175

R: 1000 / I: 117 / P: 5

NEET General #477 - Two Thickshakes Edition

How long is reasonable to expect a NEET to leave a thickshake sitting in his fridge before he drinks it down like he did the first one?

Old Thread: >>481170

R: 995 / I: 137 / P: 5

NEET General #476 - Autist Accent Edition

Do you have an Autist accent? If you do have an Autist accent, does it change when you sing?

OLD: >>480157

R: 998 / I: 105 / P: 5

NEET General #475 - Fat Elvis Edition

Do any of you NEETs feel like you have entered the "Fat Elvis" phase of your life? Is it inevitable that a NEET has such a phase?

Old Thread: >>479148

R: 998 / I: 130 / P: 5

NEET General #474 - NEET Taxi Edition

Hop in and enjoy the ride.

OLD: >>478179

R: 997 / I: 109 / P: 5

NEET General #473 - Helens Revenge Edition

Has god sent Cruisey Covid as punishment for his sins? Will Helen's murder finally be avenged?

Old thread: >>477177

R: 997 / I: 119 / P: 5

NEET General #472 -Vices Edition

What are your addictions?

OLD: >>476152

R: 1000 / I: 104 / P: 5

NEET General #471 - Business Tycoon NEETs Edition

Are you NEETs impressed by certain NEETs shift away from the wage cage and into business ownership? Is owning your own business the NEET life of the future?

Old Thread: >>475162

R: 1000 / I: 105 / P: 5

Neet General #470 - The Owls Are Not What They Seem Edition

The Owls. What is the deal with them? What secrets are they hiding?

OLD: >>474111

R: 1000 / I: 162 / P: 5

NEET General #469 - Be Kind Edition

Do something kind this week.

OLD: >>473157

R: 1000 / I: 132 / P: 5

NEET General #468 - Ana de Armas Medieval Cannon Edition

Have you ever fired a cannon?

OLD: >>472141

R: 1000 / I: 148 / P: 6

NEET General #467 - Polo Shirt Crop Top Edition

How many of you NEETs are rocking the crop top look this summer?

OLD: >>471146

R: 1000 / I: 152 / P: 6

NEET General #466 - Get To The Chopper Edition

What happens to the NEETs that are left behind?

OLD: >>470130

R: 1000 / I: 147 / P: 6

NEET General #465 - The Strong Do As They Will, While The Weak Suffer What They Must Edition

>If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.

OLD: >>469127

R: 1000 / I: 156 / P: 6

NEET General #464 - Elite Gooners Edition

>24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
>>H.L. Mencken

OLD: >>468123

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 6

NEET General #463 - A Gentleman and a Scholar Edition

>A complimentary term for a person, especially one who has done you a favor.
Who do you see as a gentleman and a scholar?

OLD: >>467095

R: 1000 / I: 89 / P: 6

NEET General #462 - Small Business Owner Edition

A small business to bring in the cash.

OLD: >>466086

R: 1000 / I: 94 / P: 6

NEET General #461 - Internet Addiction Edition

Do you see yourself sitting somewhere else rather than here?

OLD: >>465102

R: 1000 / I: 108 / P: 6

NEET General #460 - Vidya Edition

What are the classic games that all NEETs should play at least once?

OLD: >>464106

R: 1000 / I: 123 / P: 6

NEET General #459 - Do-able Edition

What is on your to-do list?

OLD: >>463112

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 6

NEET General #458 - Used up Bulge Tease Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever led another person (or group of people) on only to have it blow up in your face in a (you)less catastrophe?

OLD: >>462062

R: 1000 / I: 165 / P: 7

NEET General #457 - Frens Edition

>If in our daily life we can smile, if we can be peaceful and happy, not only we, but everyone will profit from it. This is the most basic kind of peace work.

OLD: >>461077

R: 1000 / I: 135 / P: 7

NEET General #456 - Watchlist Edition

>a list of people or things that are being closely watched because they are likely to do or experience bad things in the future
Spooky.

OLD: >>460116