/ausneets/ - Catalog

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Board Rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride

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NEET General #434 - Cigar Bar Edition

How big will the cigar bar be at the commune?

OLD: >>437996

R: 1000 / I: 165 / P: 1

NEET General #433 - Resurrection Edition

A true miracle.

What are you thankful for in life?

OLD: >>436982

R: 1000 / I: 117 / P: 1

NEET General #432 - Family Feast Edition

If you were to order a Family Feast, what sides and drink would you get with it?

OLD: >>436000

R: 1000 / I: 124 / P: 1

NEET General #431 - Nibblies Edition

What are the best nibblies to binge on?

OLD: >>435010

R: 1000 / I: 135 / P: 1

NEET General #430 - Jabbed By A Negress Edition

Into the arse!

OLD: >>434001

R: 1000 / I: 179 / P: 1

NEET General #429 -White Mondster Edition

What is the best sip?

OLD: >>432972

R: 1000 / I: 124 / P: 1

NEET General #428 - At The NEET Compound Edition

How many boppers will there be?

OLD: >>431990

R: 1000 / I: 129 / P: 1

NEET General #427 - Lucky Number Edition

Do you have the lucky numbers?

OLD: >>430958

R: 1000 / I: 161 / P: 1

NEET General #426 - Distant Dreams Edition

Where do you see yourself in 10 to 20 years?

OLD: >>429997

R: 1000 / I: 148 / P: 2

NEET General #425 - Parachute Edition

Have you ever been sky diving?

OLD: >>428978

R: 1000 / I: 137 / P: 2

NEET General #424 - Charitable Donation Edition

Have you ever given to charity? What did you give?

OLD: >>427978

R: 1000 / I: 126 / P: 2

NEET General #423 - Royal Flush Edition

Do you like to play card games?

OLD: >>426902

R: 1000 / I: 166 / P: 2

NEET General #422 - Meme Integration Edition

Which NEET are you?

OLD: >>425961

R: 1000 / I: 162 / P: 2

NEET General #421 - Limelight Edition

Have you ever performed on a stage in front of an audience?

OLD: >>424904

R: 1000 / I: 145 / P: 2

NEET General #420 - Scenic Memories Edition

>Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things

OLD: >>423884

R: 1000 / I: 173 / P: 2

NEET General #419 - Romantic Sun Edition

The sun should be appreciated when it rises and sets. But I am not fond of it when it looks directly down at me.

OLD: >>422894

R: 1000 / I: 144 / P: 2

NEET General #418 - Large Windows Edition

Does your home have any good windows you can look out of to enjoy the view?

OLD: >>421878

R: 1000 / I: 141 / P: 2

NEET General #417 - Long Running Edition

The show keeps going on as time keeps moving forward.

OLD: >>420896

R: 1000 / I: 134 / P: 2

NEET General #416 - Demolition Edition

What have you destroyed and how did you fix it?

OLD: >>419904

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 3

NEET General #415 - Bottled Specimens Edition

Have you ever had or do you have any bottle specimens?

OLD: >>418875

R: 1000 / I: 157 / P: 3

NEET General #414 - Large Win Edition

What is the biggest prize you have won?

OLD: >>417867

R: 1000 / I: 156 / P: 3

NEET General #413 - Skate Park Edition

Have you ever been to a Skate Park?

OLD: >>416824

R: 1000 / I: 180 / P: 3

NEET General #412 - Spooky Pumpkin Edition

Do you like pumpkin?
Have you ever cut up a whole pumpkin?

OLD: >>415814

R: 1000 / I: 178 / P: 3

NEET General #411 - Looking At The Flowers Edition

Do you ever stop and look at the flowers?

OLD: >>414827

R: 1000 / I: 140 / P: 3

NEET General #410 - Smashed Screens Edition

When have you damaged a device's screen? Did you fix it? What was the cost?

OLD: >>413825

R: 1000 / I: 146 / P: 3

NEET General #409 - Dapper Outfit Edition

Do you own a dapper outfit?

OLD: >>412823

R: 1000 / I: 193 / P: 3

NEET General #408 - High Seas Edition

I want to go out and fish on a boat one day far out into the ocean. Do you yearn to fish on a boat?

OLD: >>411801

R: 1000 / I: 160 / P: 3

NEET General #407 - Whizzing To Heaven Edition

Will he rise again?

OLD: >>410805

R: 1000 / I: 196 / P: 3

NEET General #406 - Mushroom Kingdom Edition

>Thinking about the NEET with a stranglehold on new thread OPs.
What are you thinking about NEETs?

OLD: >>409689

R: 1000 / I: 154 / P: 4

NEET General #405 - King Pepe Edition

Do you tower over people or wish you towered over people to look down on them?

OLD: >>408510

R: 1000 / I: 129 / P: 4

NEET General #404 - Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey Edition

What is your favourite meal to start the day?

OLD: >>407270

R: 1000 / I: 105 / P: 4

NEET General #403 - Pepes For Days Edition

Will the demand for new Pepes outstrip supply such that there are no new Pepes?

OLD: >>406245

R: 1000 / I: 104 / P: 4

NEET General #402 - Dinky-di Edition

Today in Australia, what is fair dinkum?

OLD: >>405004

R: 1000 / I: 95 / P: 4

NEET General #401 - Hot Sauce Edition

What is the hottest hot sauce have you had? Was it hot enough?

OLD: >>403658

R: 1000 / I: 83 / P: 4

NEET General #400 - This Is Australia Edition

A big landmark occasion or just another day for the NEETs, how do you feel about it?

OLD: >>402409

R: 1000 / I: 116 / P: 4

NEET General #399 - A World Away Edition

Would you rather be on another planet?

OLD: >>401149

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 4

NEET General #398 - Sun Sun Edition

Summer is fast approaching. What are your predictions for how hot it will be this summer?

OLD: >>400052

R: 1000 / I: 133 / P: 4

NEET General #397 - Medal of Basedness Edition

I am feeling fresh as I approach a new day. What are your plans for today?

OLD: >>398933

R: 1000 / I: 126 / P: 4

NEET General #396 - Natural Born Mong Edition

Do we all wear a suit, if that be business, banana or chicken?

OLD: >>397828

R: 1000 / I: 96 / P: 5

NEET General #395 - Stolen Memes Edition

Have you ever stolen anything? If yes, what was its value?

OLD: >>396692

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 5

NEET General #394 - Which Way Do You Journey Edition

Where are you heading in life? New or overseas places?

OLD: >>395699

R: 1000 / I: 118 / P: 5

NEET General #393 - Explorer Edition Edition

Where do you want to go in the world, or are you happy where you are in the world?

OLD: >>394689

R: 1000 / I: 94 / P: 5

NEET General #392 - The Commune Awaits Edition

You're all a bunch of mongs.

OLD: >>393601

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 5

NEET General #391 - Health Issues Edition

What health issues are you going to focus on for the rest of the year?

OLD: >>392573

R: 1000 / I: 102 / P: 5

NEET General #390 - Will He Arise Alive Edition

Only time will tell.

OLD: >>391455

R: 1000 / I: 78 / P: 5

NEET General #389 - What is on the table for dinner tonight?

Anyone for canned spleen?

OLD: >>390346

R: 1000 / I: 131 / P: 5

NEET General #388 - Comfy Nights By The Fire Edition

What is on the table for dinner tonight?

OLD: >>389320

R: 1000 / I: 158 / P: 5

NEET General #387 - High On Life Edition

I am the one who knocks.

Do you knock first?

OLD: >>388261

R: 1000 / I: 138 / P: 5

NEET General #386 - Must Be Love Edition

There's a good reason milk is considered a basic part of a healthy, balanced diet.

How do you enjoy your milk?

OLD: >>387267

R: 1000 / I: 122 / P: 6

NEET General #385 - Slow Down Edition

What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even going to believe it... All because... you want to save a couple of extra pennies. To me it doesn't...

When have you tried to save money that later backfired spectacularly?

OLD: >>386211

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 6

NEET General #384 - Gaming Edition

What was your favourite game to play on the PC?

OLD: >>385250

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 6

NEET General #383 - Please Pay Attention to Nuro Edition

He gets all upset and uppity when we don't.

OLD: >>384226

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 6

NEET General #382- Problems with the standards edition

Is alcohol problematic for you?

Pretty fucked how the australian government abandoned their overseas citizens
How do you feel about it?

old
>>383218

R: 1000 / I: 101 / P: 6

NEET General #381 - Bet he Makes it Before Me Edition

Hey ho it's all a load of bollocks anyway

OLD: >>382195

R: 1000 / I: 129 / P: 6

NEET General #380 - Cuthulu Edition

Those cold dark things that live in the furthest reaches of your home, They penetrate your consciousness when you are on the edge of waking, you have neglected them long enough. They smell like stale pee and they need to be thrown out. DO IT NOW BEFORE THEY DRIVE YOU INSANE

OLD: >>381187

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 6

NEET General #379 - Based Beverages Edition

Are you ready for the next wave of pozz lockdowns across Australia?

OLD: >>380171

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 6

NEET General #378 - Thunder Dunder Edition

Do you hide under the sheets when it gets loud?

OLD: >>379156

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 6

NEET General #377 - Fill Me Up Edition

What brightens up your day or what has brightened up your day?

OLD: >>378128

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 6

NEET General #376 - NEET Wear Edition

Do you own any designer undergarments or any other fancy clothing you are proud of wearing?

OLD: >>377119

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 7

NEET General #375 - Low-Fi Music Edition

Sometimes I listen to Low-Fi Music to pass the time with scenery similar to this image. But it can get annoying after a while because they loop the playlists. Do you listen to any low-fi beats?

OLD: >>376091

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 7

NEET General #374 - Shhhhhh Edition

When have you been told to be quiet, why did that happen?

OLD: >>375089

R: 1000 / I: 142 / P: 7

NEET General #373 - Geese Honk Edition

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting -
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

OLD: >>374043

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NEET General #372 - Greener Pastures Edition

The point isn't that it could be better or worse, it just could be different and wherever we are in the present could be different.

Oh well, stiff fucking shit.
Where you are right now is where you are. Good and bad are subjective nonsense.

OLD >>372987

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NEET General #371 - Emergency Edition

Possum is a great bloke
No more need be said.

OLD: >>371953

R: 1000 / I: 127 / P: 7

NEET General #370 - King Of The Mongs Edition

Have you stockpiled anything recently?

OLD: >>370962

R: 1000 / I: 137 / P: 7

NEET General #369 - Blog Posting Edition

That came around quick, wasn't expecting it to be dead.. so as I was saying.
I think I missed the point in that post. There was a point.
Client service is to help him learn tasks to maintain a household, like doing his washing, dishes and making a bed.
They were just going out for drives, accessing the community, but it was just so the mum could get him out of the house for a few hours.
Which i can empathise with, he's an angry little cunt with ASD and intellectual issues, it would be hard.
You just got to work with cunts, not against them.

Now it's your turn to make a blog post on why Hungarian bacon is better than the short cut or what mods don't work on Rimjobworld or what your kebab yiros tastes like and the adventure you went on to get it.
You better not just stay quiet and not post.

OLD >>369896

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NEET General #368 - NEET Babby Edition

Bindi's pregnant, NK's gone walk about and the general increase in boongery among the NEETs. Just (Who) is the father?

Nuro has always and will continue to be based ...on a true story

OLD >>368916

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NEET General #367 - Jocund Edition

Would you describe yourself as a jocund NEET?

Old Thread: >>367907

R: 1000 / I: 114 / P: 7

NEET General #366 - Drive-In Edition

Have you ever been to a Drive-in? Tell us more?

OLD: >>366884

R: 1000 / I: 123 / P: 8

NEET General #365 - Humble Slave Edition

A humble wage slave. Does it exist?

OLD: >>365506

R: 1000 / I: 71 / P: 8

NEET General #364 - Gonzo Edition

Have you ever stayed up for days working on a project? If so, what was it?

OLD: >>364429

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 8

NEET General #363 - TV Static Noise Edition

What TV series and or movies do you recommend to your fellow NEETs?

It is hard to find anything decent among all the static.

OLD: >>363137

R: 1000 / I: 93 / P: 8

NEET General #362 - Ready, Aim, Fire Edition

What is the highest calibre round you have shot? Did you hit the target you were aiming at?

OLD: >>362149

R: 1000 / I: 125 / P: 8

NEET General #361 - Attack of the Gulls Edition

Have you ever been attacked by a gull?

OLD: >>361152

R: 1000 / I: 133 / P: 8

NEET General #360 _Impotent Shotputting Condition

On second thoughts, I still have some important posts to post. So bring it on.

OLD: >>360196

R: 1000 / I: 153 / P: 8

NEET General #359 - Parade Float Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel like you are a massive parade float being gawked at from all sides as you are pulled down the street?

OLD: >>359154

R: 1000 / I: 147 / P: 8

NEET General #358 - Cobbee Beans Edition

What are the approved NEET coffee brands?

OLD: >>358160

R: 1000 / I: 111 / P: 8

NEET General #357 - The Curried Life Edition

When your existence is feeling a little bit curried NEETs, you need to fight on through and hope for better days. A NEET will generally float through all the depths of the curry pot during his life. Sometimes we get a bit burned on the bottom but eventually we will float up towards the top again. We must always keep in mind that This too shall pass.

Old Thread: >>357136

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NEET General #356 - Garlic Standard Edition

What is the most successful crop you have grown?

OLD: >>356171

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 9

NEET General #355 - Big Slapper Edition

Did you NEETs suffer corporal punishment when young? My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon.

Old Thread: >>355107

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 9

NEET General #354 - Spergo Is A Good Boy Edition

Who is the best NEET and why is it Sperg?

Old: >>354133

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 9

NEET General #353 - Refreshing Drink Edition

Do you drink enough fluids to stay hydrated throughout the day?

OLD: >>353102

R: 1000 / I: 96 / P: 9

NEET General #352 - Shocked To The Core Edition

Have you ever been physically or mentally shocked to your core?

OLD: >>352124

R: 1000 / I: 114 / P: 9

NEET General #351 - Odd Occurrences Edition

NEETs have you ever had something happen to you that you couldn't explain? Did you see a flying saucer?

Old Thread: >>351134

R: 1000 / I: 127 / P: 9

NEET General #350 - Maurice Edition

Do people call you the gangster of love?

Old Thread: >>350082

R: 1000 / I: 132 / P: 9

NEET General #349 - Tall And Large Edition

Tall and large, always in charge.

OLD: >>349065

R: 1000 / I: 161 / P: 9

NEET General #348 - Standard Edition

Can the boong schedule be predicted?

OLD: >>348086

R: 1000 / I: 151 / P: 9

NEET General #347 - Dinosaur Edition

Are we all cheeky meat eating dinosaurs?

OLD: >>347075

R: 1000 / I: 120 / P: 9

NEET General #346 - Ancient History Edition

Do we need a vault to store Pepes to protect them for future generations?

OLD: >>346096

R: 1000 / I: 166 / P: 10

NEET General #345 - Crippling existential anxiety edition

Are you good enough for your age NEETers? Awake late at night regretting your shameful past? State your name and story.

OLD: >>345046

R: 1000 / I: 113 / P: 10

NEET General #344 - My Little Pepe Edition

What Pepe merchandise should a NEET own?

OLD: >>344040

R: 1000 / I: 208 / P: 10

NEET General #343 - Big Puff Edition

You light a cigarette and within a few puffs, the discomforts ease up. Chemically, you have that dopamine rush that comes when nicotine attaches to receptors in your brain. The fidgety tension is gone and you are back to feeling comfortable.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B1WhRzyE00w [Embed]

OLD >>343022

R: 1000 / I: 128 / P: 10

NEET General #342 - Horny Edition

Do the needful. Will (You)?

OLD: >>342053

R: 1000 / I: 160 / P: 10

NEET General #341 - Resisting death anxiety and becoming the Nietzschean Overman Edition

How are you improving yourself this week NEET?
Lowering the standards? Learning something new? Exercising? Fixing your laptop?

OLD: >>340951

R: 1000 / I: 41 / P: 10

NEET General #340 - Cool Nights Edition

I am enjoying the cooler weather where I can tuck myself into bed and snuggle in. Are (You)?

OLD: >>339732

R: 1000 / I: 0 / P: 10

NEET General #339 - Early to Rise Edition

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
Do you aspire to follow this quote?

OLD: >>338376

R: 1000 / I: 45 / P: 10

NEET General #338 - Hankering For A Spankering Edition

Where you at big ol' NEET?

>>337178

R: 1000 / I: 140 / P: 10

NEET GENERAL #337 - The Band Edition

Do you wish you could play another instrument or play your current instrument better?

OLD: >>336165

R: 1000 / I: 138 / P: 10

NEET GENERAL #336 - The Shake Edition

Do you shake it real good?

OLD: >>335160

R: 1000 / I: 147 / P: 11

NEET GENERAL #335 - Things To Watch Out For Edition

When the Commune is eventually secured, what are the things that will concern you the most.
I worry about wank theft and unequal (You) distribution.
The Council can only monitor the NEETs so far.

OLD >>334145

R: 1000 / I: 133 / P: 11

NEET General #334 - NEET Pets Edition

How many pets do you have NEET?

OLD: >>333095

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 11

NEET General #333 - Rich NEETs Edition

How many rich NEETs do we have amount our ranks?

Congratulations on 333

OLD: >>332063

R: 1000 / I: 93 / P: 11

NEET General #332 - Seen Some Things Edition

What is something you will never forget but would like to forget?

OLD: >>331031

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 11

NEET General #331 - Smackhead Boong Edition

I long for the comfy embrace, the type only Nuro knows and Weber supplies.

OLD >>329980

R: 1000 / I: 86 / P: 11

NEET General #330 - How Does He Do It Edition

How does he do it?

OLD: >>328989

R: 1000 / I: 105 / P: 11

NEET General #329 - Big Sip Edition

Another week is upon us...

Time Flies, Money Flies and Blow Flies.

OLD: >>327970

R: 1000 / I: 113 / P: 11

NEET General #328 - Execuse Me Edition

Can I have your attention? Good. Have a nice day.

OLD: >>326968

R: 1000 / I: 95 / P: 11

NEET General #327 - Sheep Edition

NEETs have you ever felt that urge to dcuddle your naked body in a sheepskin rug and just go hang out with the flock for a few years and experience another mode of being?

Old Thread: >>325958

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 11

NEET General #326 - Seasons in Transition Edition

Does the end of summer and the promise of crisp autumn evenings generate feelings of gentle pleasure and tranquillity inside you NEETs?

Old Thread: >>324982

R: 1000 / I: 95 / P: 12

NEET GENERAL #325 - Noticing Numbers Edition

The last one was numbered incorrectly and had no

OLD: >>323944

R: 1000 / I: 78 / P: 12

NEET General #234 - BCAAs are a meme but ProteinNEET is full hekkaz Edition

Let the recording flow NEET. Flow through you unto the spoken revelation.

OLD: >>322958

R: 1000 / I: 71 / P: 12

NEET General #323 - Bobs Edition

When did you keep staring?

OLD: >>321941

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 12

NEET General #322 - Losing The Will To Live Edition

How will you change your life for the better?

OLD: >>320938

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 12

NEET General #321 - Flirtin, Squirtin, and Emotionally Hurtin' Edition

Big squirt? Big bin bag? Rag and tag?
Tendy wendy, her hips go bendy, and the NEET squirt sendy

OLD: >>319926

R: 1000 / I: 141 / P: 12

NEET General #320 - Pet Chad Edition

NEETs do you ever ponder the meaning of life? What answers have you come up with?

Old Thread: >>318896

R: 1001 / I: 80 / P: 12

NEET General #319 - Long Grass Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel the urge to go to go see the rest of the mob and spend a few weeks in the long grass drinking beers and sniffing petrol?

Old Thread: >>317907

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 12

NEET General #318 - Separately Fenced Holding Yards Edition

We need to make the NEET Compound become a reality. Surely there is a rich NEET lurking out there who can fund it for us?

Old Thread: >>316894

R: 1000 / I: 75 / P: 12

NEET General #317 - Summer Flies Edition

Have you noticed as many flies this time of year?
I have not.

OLD: >>315903

R: 1000 / I: 97 / P: 12

NEET General #316 - Prince Philip Has AIDS Edition

Regular homo aids
not
bad aids
the Queen is wot did it

OLD: >>314886

Edit: added the old linking post

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 13

NEET General #315 - Primitive Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever feel the call of the wild and dream of living a simpler existence?

Old Thread: >>313871

R: 1000 / I: 86 / P: 13

NEET General #314 - Pi Edition

Do any of you NEETs like circles? I used to draw them with a compass that had a spike on the end.

Old Thread: >>312865

R: 1000 / I: 108 / P: 13

NEET General #313 - Pensive Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as often being pensive? Personally I try to avoid any but the shallowest of thoughts.

Old Thread: >>311828

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 13

NEET General #312 - Chiko Roll Edition

How many Chiko Rolls would you NEETs estimate you consume per year? Are you doing enough to support Australia's vital Chiko industry? Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>310816

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 13

NEET General #311 - Eggplant Edition

Do you NEETs like to eat eggplant? Some people find it a bit bitter.

Old Thread: >>309819

R: 1000 / I: 168 / P: 13

NEET General #310 - Nuro Workout Edition

What does Nuro's workout routine involve?

OLD: >>308808

R: 1000 / I: 102 / P: 13

NEET GENERAL #309 - Cherish Each Day Edition

Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

OLD: >>307819

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 13

NEET GENERAL #307 - I Guess I'll Do It Then Edition

Fucking slack cunts.

OLD >>306806

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 13

NEET General #306 - Cashed up benzo addict addition

What would you NEETs do with 7 grand if it landed in your pocket today?

OLD: >>305802

Edit: updated old by adding ">" and note for whoever makes the next thread the edition must be +2

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 13

NEET GENERAL #306 - No Wage Today Edition

As the sun rises, the hustle and bustle of the wagies has already begun.
Half drunk black instants and half read NEET Gens.
The rushed poo before the anxiety riddling traffic jams and line ups through servos for $2 coffees and $5 breaky goods.
My Shekleton Sheklestein's brother in law waits impatiently at the lowly wagies desk, muttering passive aggressive insults about them being 3 minutes late.
Woe is the wagie while the humble NEET sits at home, waiting for the rush to be over so they can go to HJs and then get their boong on.
You will be in my prayers.
God bless Pajoot and the ordained sick cert.

OLD >>304784

R: 1000 / I: 88 / P: 14

NEET General #305 - What Does It Mean Edition

Violent sack swings synchronised with a hardstyle beat. What does it all mean?

OLD: >>303793

R: 1000 / I: 104 / P: 14

NEET GENERAL #304 - NoFun's Return Edition

How's the sister been?
Also, fuck you for banning me you fucking girl.

On a separate note, Monk needs to clean his room for his mummy.
Don't give her more reason to worry.

OLD >>302776

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 14

NEET GENERAL #303 Icarus Edition

The indians say that the blackbird
Was flying too close to the sun
And the bright burning flames changed his wings and his name
To remind him how far he had come.

OLD >>301765

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 14

NEET General #302 - Cook's Cook Edition

What is your favourite brand for nuggos?
What is the best way to cook them?

OLD: >>300770

R: 1000 / I: 71 / P: 14

NEET General #301 - Mounted Upon a Doge Edition

Do you NEETs sometimes feel like your life is a burden being carried relentlessly forward by a faithful doge?

Old Thread: >>299767

R: 1000 / I: 155 / P: 14

NEET General #300 - NURO IS A NIGGER Edition

What are your favourite moments with Nuro?

OLD: >>298758

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 14

NEET General #299 - Ditty Bag Edition

What do you NEETs carry in your ditty bag?

Old Thread: >>297732

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 14

NEET General #298 - Off To Rehab Edition

Have you ever been to rehab or have you ever seen a psychologist/psychiatrist that has resulted in a positive health outcome?

OLD: >>296739

R: 1000 / I: 78 / P: 14

NEET General #297 - NEET Culture Edition

What makes you feel classy as a NEET? Is it swirling your Monster before taking a *sip*?

OLD: >>295726

R: 1000 / I: 91 / P: 14

NEET General #296 - Your Lock Is Mine Edition

What is technique for fixing a faulty lock?

OLD: >>294731

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 15

NEET General #295 - Rough Exterior Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as having a bit of a "rough exterior"? Does it hide a heart of gold? I have a feeling it might.

Old Thread: >>293720

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 15

NEET General #294 - Intergalactic Frens Edition

Our BFFing love knows no bounds.
Across the galaxy, our agape stays strong.

OLD >>292729

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 15

NEET General #293 - Oil Painting Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever been painted in oils while posing majestically? Is it considered vain to have a big portrait of yourself hanging in your own house?

Old Thread: >>291714

R: 1000 / I: 87 / P: 15

NEET General #292 - Surrealism Edition

Perhaps my life is nothing but an image of this kind; perhaps I am doomed to retrace my steps under the illusion that I am exploring, doomed to try and learn what I simply should recognize, learning a mere fraction of what I have forgotten.

OLD: >>290720