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17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride

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NEET General #385 - Slow Down Edition

What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even going to believe it... All because... you want to save a couple of extra pennies. To me it doesn't...

When have you tried to save money that later backfired spectacularly?

OLD: >>386211

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 1

NEET General #384 - Gaming Edition

What was your favourite game to play on the PC?

OLD: >>385250

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 1

NEET General #383 - Please Pay Attention to Nuro Edition

He gets all upset and uppity when we don't.

OLD: >>384226

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 1

NEET General #382- Problems with the standards edition

Is alcohol problematic for you?

Pretty fucked how the australian government abandoned their overseas citizens
How do you feel about it?


R: 1000 / I: 101 / P: 1

NEET General #381 - Bet he Makes it Before Me Edition

Hey ho it's all a load of bollocks anyway

OLD: >>382195

R: 1000 / I: 129 / P: 1

NEET General #380 - Cuthulu Edition

Those cold dark things that live in the furthest reaches of your home, They penetrate your consciousness when you are on the edge of waking, you have neglected them long enough. They smell like stale pee and they need to be thrown out. DO IT NOW BEFORE THEY DRIVE YOU INSANE

OLD: >>381187

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 1

NEET General #379 - Based Beverages Edition

Are you ready for the next wave of pozz lockdowns across Australia?

OLD: >>380171

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 1

NEET General #378 - Thunder Dunder Edition

Do you hide under the sheets when it gets loud?

OLD: >>379156

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 1

NEET General #377 - Fill Me Up Edition

What brightens up your day or what has brightened up your day?

OLD: >>378128

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 2

NEET General #376 - NEET Wear Edition

Do you own any designer undergarments or any other fancy clothing you are proud of wearing?

OLD: >>377119

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 2

NEET General #375 - Low-Fi Music Edition

Sometimes I listen to Low-Fi Music to pass the time with scenery similar to this image. But it can get annoying after a while because they loop the playlists. Do you listen to any low-fi beats?

OLD: >>376091

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 2

NEET General #374 - Shhhhhh Edition

When have you been told to be quiet, why did that happen?

OLD: >>375089

R: 1000 / I: 142 / P: 2

NEET General #373 - Geese Honk Edition

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting -
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

OLD: >>374043

R: 1000 / I: 120 / P: 2

NEET General #372 - Greener Pastures Edition

The point isn't that it could be better or worse, it just could be different and wherever we are in the present could be different.

Oh well, stiff fucking shit.
Where you are right now is where you are. Good and bad are subjective nonsense.

OLD >>372987

R: 1000 / I: 127 / P: 2

NEET General #371 - Emergency Edition

Possum is a great bloke
No more need be said.

OLD: >>371953

R: 1000 / I: 127 / P: 2

NEET General #370 - King Of The Mongs Edition

Have you stockpiled anything recently?

OLD: >>370962

R: 1000 / I: 137 / P: 2

NEET General #369 - Blog Posting Edition

That came around quick, wasn't expecting it to be dead.. so as I was saying.
I think I missed the point in that post. There was a point.
Client service is to help him learn tasks to maintain a household, like doing his washing, dishes and making a bed.
They were just going out for drives, accessing the community, but it was just so the mum could get him out of the house for a few hours.
Which i can empathise with, he's an angry little cunt with ASD and intellectual issues, it would be hard.
You just got to work with cunts, not against them.

Now it's your turn to make a blog post on why Hungarian bacon is better than the short cut or what mods don't work on Rimjobworld or what your kebab yiros tastes like and the adventure you went on to get it.
You better not just stay quiet and not post.

OLD >>369896

R: 1000 / I: 124 / P: 2

NEET General #368 - NEET Babby Edition

Bindi's pregnant, NK's gone walk about and the general increase in boongery among the NEETs. Just (Who) is the father?

Nuro has always and will continue to be based ...on a true story

OLD >>368916

R: 1000 / I: 97 / P: 2

NEET General #367 - Jocund Edition

Would you describe yourself as a jocund NEET?

Old Thread: >>367907

R: 1000 / I: 114 / P: 3

NEET General #366 - Drive-In Edition

Have you ever been to a Drive-in? Tell us more?

OLD: >>366884

R: 1000 / I: 123 / P: 3

NEET General #365 - Humble Slave Edition

A humble wage slave. Does it exist?

OLD: >>365506

R: 1000 / I: 71 / P: 3

NEET General #364 - Gonzo Edition

Have you ever stayed up for days working on a project? If so, what was it?

OLD: >>364429

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 3

NEET General #363 - TV Static Noise Edition

What TV series and or movies do you recommend to your fellow NEETs?

It is hard to find anything decent among all the static.

OLD: >>363137

R: 1000 / I: 93 / P: 3

NEET General #362 - Ready, Aim, Fire Edition

What is the highest calibre round you have shot? Did you hit the target you were aiming at?

OLD: >>362149

R: 1000 / I: 125 / P: 3

NEET General #361 - Attack of the Gulls Edition

Have you ever been attacked by a gull?

OLD: >>361152

R: 1000 / I: 133 / P: 3

NEET General #360 _Impotent Shotputting Condition

On second thoughts, I still have some important posts to post. So bring it on.

OLD: >>360196

R: 1000 / I: 153 / P: 3

NEET General #359 - Parade Float Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel like you are a massive parade float being gawked at from all sides as you are pulled down the street?

OLD: >>359154

R: 1000 / I: 147 / P: 3

NEET General #358 - Cobbee Beans Edition

What are the approved NEET coffee brands?

OLD: >>358160

R: 1000 / I: 111 / P: 3

NEET General #357 - The Curried Life Edition

When your existence is feeling a little bit curried NEETs, you need to fight on through and hope for better days. A NEET will generally float through all the depths of the curry pot during his life. Sometimes we get a bit burned on the bottom but eventually we will float up towards the top again. We must always keep in mind that This too shall pass.

Old Thread: >>357136

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 4

NEET General #356 - Garlic Standard Edition

What is the most successful crop you have grown?

OLD: >>356171

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 4

NEET General #355 - Big Slapper Edition

Did you NEETs suffer corporal punishment when young? My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon.

Old Thread: >>355107

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 4

NEET General #354 - Spergo Is A Good Boy Edition

Who is the best NEET and why is it Sperg?

Old: >>354133

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 4

NEET General #353 - Refreshing Drink Edition

Do you drink enough fluids to stay hydrated throughout the day?

OLD: >>353102

R: 1000 / I: 96 / P: 4

NEET General #352 - Shocked To The Core Edition

Have you ever been physically or mentally shocked to your core?

OLD: >>352124

R: 1000 / I: 114 / P: 4

NEET General #351 - Odd Occurrences Edition

NEETs have you ever had something happen to you that you couldn't explain? Did you see a flying saucer?

Old Thread: >>351134

R: 1000 / I: 127 / P: 4

NEET General #350 - Maurice Edition

Do people call you the gangster of love?

Old Thread: >>350082

R: 1000 / I: 132 / P: 4

NEET General #349 - Tall And Large Edition

Tall and large, always in charge.

OLD: >>349065

R: 1000 / I: 161 / P: 4

NEET General #348 - Standard Edition

Can the boong schedule be predicted?

OLD: >>348086

R: 1000 / I: 151 / P: 4

NEET General #347 - Dinosaur Edition

Are we all cheeky meat eating dinosaurs?

OLD: >>347075

R: 1000 / I: 120 / P: 5

NEET General #346 - Ancient History Edition

Do we need a vault to store Pepes to protect them for future generations?

OLD: >>346096

R: 1000 / I: 166 / P: 5

NEET General #345 - Crippling existential anxiety edition

Are you good enough for your age NEETers? Awake late at night regretting your shameful past? State your name and story.

OLD: >>345046

R: 1000 / I: 113 / P: 5

NEET General #344 - My Little Pepe Edition

What Pepe merchandise should a NEET own?

OLD: >>344040

R: 1000 / I: 208 / P: 5

NEET General #343 - Big Puff Edition

You light a cigarette and within a few puffs, the discomforts ease up. Chemically, you have that dopamine rush that comes when nicotine attaches to receptors in your brain. The fidgety tension is gone and you are back to feeling comfortable. [Embed]

OLD >>343022

R: 1000 / I: 128 / P: 5

NEET General #342 - Horny Edition

Do the needful. Will (You)?

OLD: >>342053

R: 1000 / I: 160 / P: 5

NEET General #341 - Resisting death anxiety and becoming the Nietzschean Overman Edition

How are you improving yourself this week NEET?
Lowering the standards? Learning something new? Exercising? Fixing your laptop?

OLD: >>340951

R: 1000 / I: 41 / P: 5

NEET General #340 - Cool Nights Edition

I am enjoying the cooler weather where I can tuck myself into bed and snuggle in. Are (You)?

OLD: >>339732

R: 1000 / I: 0 / P: 5

NEET General #339 - Early to Rise Edition

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
Do you aspire to follow this quote?

OLD: >>338376

R: 1000 / I: 45 / P: 5

NEET General #338 - Hankering For A Spankering Edition

Where you at big ol' NEET?


R: 1000 / I: 140 / P: 5

NEET GENERAL #337 - The Band Edition

Do you wish you could play another instrument or play your current instrument better?

OLD: >>336165

R: 1000 / I: 138 / P: 6

NEET GENERAL #336 - The Shake Edition

Do you shake it real good?

OLD: >>335160

R: 1000 / I: 147 / P: 6

NEET GENERAL #335 - Things To Watch Out For Edition

When the Commune is eventually secured, what are the things that will concern you the most.
I worry about wank theft and unequal (You) distribution.
The Council can only monitor the NEETs so far.

OLD >>334145

R: 1000 / I: 133 / P: 6

NEET General #334 - NEET Pets Edition

How many pets do you have NEET?

OLD: >>333095

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 6

NEET General #333 - Rich NEETs Edition

How many rich NEETs do we have amount our ranks?

Congratulations on 333

OLD: >>332063

R: 1000 / I: 93 / P: 6

NEET General #332 - Seen Some Things Edition

What is something you will never forget but would like to forget?

OLD: >>331031

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 6

NEET General #331 - Smackhead Boong Edition

I long for the comfy embrace, the type only Nuro knows and Weber supplies.

OLD >>329980

R: 1000 / I: 86 / P: 6

NEET General #330 - How Does He Do It Edition

How does he do it?

OLD: >>328989

R: 1000 / I: 105 / P: 6

NEET General #329 - Big Sip Edition

Another week is upon us...

Time Flies, Money Flies and Blow Flies.

OLD: >>327970

R: 1000 / I: 113 / P: 6

NEET General #328 - Execuse Me Edition

Can I have your attention? Good. Have a nice day.

OLD: >>326968

R: 1000 / I: 95 / P: 6

NEET General #327 - Sheep Edition

NEETs have you ever felt that urge to dcuddle your naked body in a sheepskin rug and just go hang out with the flock for a few years and experience another mode of being?

Old Thread: >>325958

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 7

NEET General #326 - Seasons in Transition Edition

Does the end of summer and the promise of crisp autumn evenings generate feelings of gentle pleasure and tranquillity inside you NEETs?

Old Thread: >>324982

R: 1000 / I: 95 / P: 7

NEET GENERAL #325 - Noticing Numbers Edition

The last one was numbered incorrectly and had no

OLD: >>323944

R: 1000 / I: 78 / P: 7

NEET General #234 - BCAAs are a meme but ProteinNEET is full hekkaz Edition

Let the recording flow NEET. Flow through you unto the spoken revelation.

OLD: >>322958

R: 1000 / I: 71 / P: 7

NEET General #323 - Bobs Edition

When did you keep staring?

OLD: >>321941

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 7

NEET General #322 - Losing The Will To Live Edition

How will you change your life for the better?

OLD: >>320938

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 7

NEET General #321 - Flirtin, Squirtin, and Emotionally Hurtin' Edition

Big squirt? Big bin bag? Rag and tag?
Tendy wendy, her hips go bendy, and the NEET squirt sendy

OLD: >>319926

R: 1000 / I: 141 / P: 7

NEET General #320 - Pet Chad Edition

NEETs do you ever ponder the meaning of life? What answers have you come up with?

Old Thread: >>318896

R: 1001 / I: 80 / P: 7

NEET General #319 - Long Grass Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel the urge to go to go see the rest of the mob and spend a few weeks in the long grass drinking beers and sniffing petrol?

Old Thread: >>317907

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 7

NEET General #318 - Separately Fenced Holding Yards Edition

We need to make the NEET Compound become a reality. Surely there is a rich NEET lurking out there who can fund it for us?

Old Thread: >>316894

R: 1000 / I: 75 / P: 7

NEET General #317 - Summer Flies Edition

Have you noticed as many flies this time of year?
I have not.

OLD: >>315903

R: 1000 / I: 97 / P: 8

NEET General #316 - Prince Philip Has AIDS Edition

Regular homo aids
bad aids
the Queen is wot did it

OLD: >>314886

Edit: added the old linking post

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 8

NEET General #315 - Primitive Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever feel the call of the wild and dream of living a simpler existence?

Old Thread: >>313871

R: 1000 / I: 86 / P: 8

NEET General #314 - Pi Edition

Do any of you NEETs like circles? I used to draw them with a compass that had a spike on the end.

Old Thread: >>312865

R: 1000 / I: 108 / P: 8

NEET General #313 - Pensive Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as often being pensive? Personally I try to avoid any but the shallowest of thoughts.

Old Thread: >>311828

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 8

NEET General #312 - Chiko Roll Edition

How many Chiko Rolls would you NEETs estimate you consume per year? Are you doing enough to support Australia's vital Chiko industry? Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>310816

R: 1000 / I: 100 / P: 8

NEET General #311 - Eggplant Edition

Do you NEETs like to eat eggplant? Some people find it a bit bitter.

Old Thread: >>309819

R: 1000 / I: 168 / P: 8

NEET General #310 - Nuro Workout Edition

What does Nuro's workout routine involve?

OLD: >>308808

R: 1000 / I: 102 / P: 8

NEET GENERAL #309 - Cherish Each Day Edition

Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

OLD: >>307819

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 8

NEET GENERAL #307 - I Guess I'll Do It Then Edition

Fucking slack cunts.

OLD >>306806

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 8

NEET General #306 - Cashed up benzo addict addition

What would you NEETs do with 7 grand if it landed in your pocket today?

OLD: >>305802

Edit: updated old by adding ">" and note for whoever makes the next thread the edition must be +2

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 9

NEET GENERAL #306 - No Wage Today Edition

As the sun rises, the hustle and bustle of the wagies has already begun.
Half drunk black instants and half read NEET Gens.
The rushed poo before the anxiety riddling traffic jams and line ups through servos for $2 coffees and $5 breaky goods.
My Shekleton Sheklestein's brother in law waits impatiently at the lowly wagies desk, muttering passive aggressive insults about them being 3 minutes late.
Woe is the wagie while the humble NEET sits at home, waiting for the rush to be over so they can go to HJs and then get their boong on.
You will be in my prayers.
God bless Pajoot and the ordained sick cert.

OLD >>304784

R: 1000 / I: 88 / P: 9

NEET General #305 - What Does It Mean Edition

Violent sack swings synchronised with a hardstyle beat. What does it all mean?

OLD: >>303793

R: 1000 / I: 104 / P: 9

NEET GENERAL #304 - NoFun's Return Edition

How's the sister been?
Also, fuck you for banning me you fucking girl.

On a separate note, Monk needs to clean his room for his mummy.
Don't give her more reason to worry.

OLD >>302776

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 9

NEET GENERAL #303 Icarus Edition

The indians say that the blackbird
Was flying too close to the sun
And the bright burning flames changed his wings and his name
To remind him how far he had come.

OLD >>301765

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 9

NEET General #302 - Cook's Cook Edition

What is your favourite brand for nuggos?
What is the best way to cook them?

OLD: >>300770

R: 1000 / I: 71 / P: 9

NEET General #301 - Mounted Upon a Doge Edition

Do you NEETs sometimes feel like your life is a burden being carried relentlessly forward by a faithful doge?

Old Thread: >>299767

R: 1000 / I: 155 / P: 9

NEET General #300 - NURO IS A NIGGER Edition

What are your favourite moments with Nuro?

OLD: >>298758

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 9

NEET General #299 - Ditty Bag Edition

What do you NEETs carry in your ditty bag?

Old Thread: >>297732

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 9

NEET General #298 - Off To Rehab Edition

Have you ever been to rehab or have you ever seen a psychologist/psychiatrist that has resulted in a positive health outcome?

OLD: >>296739

R: 1000 / I: 78 / P: 9

NEET General #297 - NEET Culture Edition

What makes you feel classy as a NEET? Is it swirling your Monster before taking a *sip*?

OLD: >>295726

R: 1000 / I: 91 / P: 10

NEET General #296 - Your Lock Is Mine Edition

What is technique for fixing a faulty lock?

OLD: >>294731

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 10

NEET General #295 - Rough Exterior Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as having a bit of a "rough exterior"? Does it hide a heart of gold? I have a feeling it might.

Old Thread: >>293720

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 10

NEET General #294 - Intergalactic Frens Edition

Our BFFing love knows no bounds.
Across the galaxy, our agape stays strong.

OLD >>292729

R: 1000 / I: 112 / P: 10

NEET General #293 - Oil Painting Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever been painted in oils while posing majestically? Is it considered vain to have a big portrait of yourself hanging in your own house?

Old Thread: >>291714

R: 1000 / I: 87 / P: 10

NEET General #292 - Surrealism Edition

Perhaps my life is nothing but an image of this kind; perhaps I am doomed to retrace my steps under the illusion that I am exploring, doomed to try and learn what I simply should recognize, learning a mere fraction of what I have forgotten.

OLD: >>290720

R: 1000 / I: 111 / P: 10


What grinds your gears, NEETs? For me, it's having to create threads.

OLD: >>289713

R: 1000 / I: 88 / P: 10

NEET General #290 - Polo Shirt Edition

Is the polo shirt the most kino NEET fashion? Is its image harmed when worn in 6XL by an executive NEET?

Old Thread: >>288710

R: 1000 / I: 99 / P: 10

NEET General #289 - Same Old Mong Edition

Have you failed all your New Year's resolutions yet?

How will you move forward to keep improving?

OLD: >>287702

R: 1000 / I: 156 / P: 10

NEET General #288 - New Year, New NEET Edition

You can do it when you work hard towards achieving those goals!

OLD: >>286705

R: 1000 / I: 145 / P: 10

NEET General #287 - I Have A Resolution Edition

To be happier and continue the work on my self improvement.

OLD: >>285706

R: 1000 / I: 113 / P: 11

NEET General #286 - Vaccine Edition

Why will you take it or not? Why?

OLD: >>284703

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 11

NEET General #285 - Black Instant Edition

Are you NEETs into coffee? I drink several cups a day.

Old Thread: >>283700

R: 1000 / I: 89 / P: 11

NEET General #284 - Ghost Edition

What's that smell?

OLD: >>282630

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 11

NEET General #283 - Christmas Eve Edition

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the commune

Not a creature was stirring, not even a possum;

The cumdies were hung by the wankstation with care,

In hopes that St.Dan soon would be there...

OLD THREAD: >>281693

R: 1000 / I: 125 / P: 11

Neet General #282 - Car Door Edition

Have you ever had difficulty operating a car door, particularly on the passenger side? Tell us your story NEETs.

Old Thread: >>280679

R: 1000 / I: 110 / P: 11

NEET General #281 - Compliant Frog Edition

Could you NEETs be described as "compliant frogs"? I usually do as I'm told and don't like to make a fuss. I don't like to cause a scene.

Old Thread: >>279684

R: 1000 / I: 127 / P: 11

NEET General #280 - Hand Pollinated Edition

Can hand pollination ever compare to the real thing? Share your experiences please NEETs.

Old Thread: >>278668

R: 1000 / I: 132 / P: 11

NEET General #279 - Lump of Coal Edition

Are you NEETs looking forward to Christmas this year? Do you have any plans for the big day?

Old Thread: >>277683

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 11

NEET General #278 - Executive Privilege Edition

What sort of privilege does an Executive NEET have in today's meme economy?

Old Thread: >>276664

R: 1000 / I: 101 / P: 11

NEET General #277 - Deep Thought Edition

What came first, the mud or the mudguard?

OLD: >>275674

R: 1000 / I: 130 / P: 12

NEET General #276 - Fish Paste Edition

Who likes fish paste?

Old Thread: >>274672

R: 1000 / I: 122 / P: 12

NEET General #275 - Third Flashback Edition

Look how far we've come.

You lazy neets

OLD: >>273649

R: 1000 / I: 90 / P: 12

NEET General #274 - Lovely Sunsets Edition

Each day the sunset is different if we notice it and take the time to appreciate it.

OLD: >>272662

R: 1000 / I: 119 / P: 12

NEET General #273 - Life Cycle Edition

What New Years promises are NEETs thinking of making for next year?

OLD: >>271651

R: 1000 / I: 115 / P: 12

NEET General #272 - The Pixellated Self Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever feel like you are a pixellated person? Are you slightly blurry around the edges? Do you feel there is just not that much of you, and that what is there has been stretched too thin?

Old Thread: >>270656

R: 1000 / I: 86 / P: 12

NEET General #271 - Spicy Hot Summer Edition

RIP all NOOTs without A/C

OLD: >>269637

R: 1000 / I: 96 / P: 12

NEET General #270 - Big Harvey Edition

Another weekend over, a new week set to begin. Christmas getting closer. Where does the time go?

Old Thread: >>268633

R: 1000 / I: 72 / P: 12

NEET General #269 - Joy of Cooking Edition

Do you NEETs like to get into the kitchen and cook up a storm? I have been very impressed by some of the NEET creations posted on the board.

Old Thread: >>267624

R: 1000 / I: 95 / P: 12

NEET General #268 - Mr Bean Edition

Did you NEETs like watching Mr Bean back in the day? I used to feel sorry for him the poor bugger. There is that episode where he sends himself Christmas cards.

Old Thread: >>266634

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 12

NEET General #267 - Jungle Blowpipe Edition

Do you NEETs ever imagine that you are the toxic venom smeared on the end of a blowpipe dart? In a parallel universe, you probably are. Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>265622

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NEET General #266 - Crab Tank Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel like your life is just in a holding tank until a Chinese chef comes to grab you and unceremoniously dump you into a wok full of boiling water?

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NEET General #265 - Gangsta Edition

Put your hands up. Do you want to live?

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NEET General #264 - Hard And Dry Edition

When will the relief come?

OLD: >>262625

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NEET General #263 - Soothing Bath Edition

Is there anything better than soothing bath at the end of the day?

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NEET General #262 - Impressive and Spooky Edition

What has impressed and or scared you this past year?


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NEET General #261 - Public Transport Rage Edition

Just get on a bus but dont forget your earphones or some cunt might talk to you.

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NEET General #260 - One To The Many Edition

It goes on and hopefully will never ends. Will it?

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NEET General #259 - Mushroom Hunt Edition

Have you NEETs ever gone hunting for wild mushrooms?

Old Thread: >>257581

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NEET General #258 - Lazy Summer Edition

It is summertime NEETs, time to get comfy.

Old Thread: >>256570

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NEET General #227 - Bad Home Posse Edition

Do some of you NEETs live for the thrill you get when terrorising innocent NEET communities? Fondling your genitals and throwing up Bad Home NEET gang signs with your hands? Shame on you.

Old Thread: >>255576

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NEET General #226 - Helen Must Die Edition

The Trips dont lie
55555 Helen cannot stay alive
Who posted such and evil jibe?
Helen is gone and NEETs will cry.

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NEET General #255 - Scarecrow Edition

Do any of you NEETs have problems with birds eating your crops? Have you tried a scarecrow or two? Sometimes they work but other times the birds see through the scam. The grain supply must be protected at all costs.

Old Thread: >>253561

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NEET General #254 - Smack It Edition

Just how you get out every last thing. Do you smack it?

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NEET General #253 - Taste of Summer Edition

Is it heating up in your neck of the woods yet NEETs?

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NEET General #252 - Passion for Poultry Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourself as passionate about poultry? Do the sounds of active, engaged hens interacting with their environment soothe your soul?

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NEET General #251 - Halloween Edition

Are there trick or treaters in your neighbourhood NEETs? I don't answer the door if any of the little shits knock.

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NEET General #250 - TwoFiddy Edition

This is the new thread.
We're on it it.

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NEET General #249 - Which head? Edition

Clearly, the ambiguity surrounding the discussion of heads will inevitably lead to the question: which head?

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NEET General #248 - Metaculin powered poo redemption arc

Sitting here with a mint, a second beer, and a cone of choof ready to go.
Feeling one with the Cruiseism. Having a moment of boong reflection. Some lofi music on, the light of dusk seeping through the venetians, feeling rather at ease given the anxiety I've had today.
I am going to slip into the shade of boongery once again and figure things out tomorrow.
The path to basedness is ladden with cones and Danneristic desires. We must overcome.

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NEET General #247 - Pappadum Edition


Old Thread: >>245513

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NEET General #246 - Leering Laviciously Edition

Not doing the thing
You should've been quicker

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NEET General #245 - Spike In Ya Head Edition

Slow to make thread.

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NEET General #244 - Be Kind Edition

Share the *love.*

OLD: >>242483

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NEET General #243 - Disability Edition

You know who you are.

OLD: >>241497

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NEET General #242 - Coverup Edition

How dare you.

OLD: >>240486

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NEET General #241 - A New Day Edition

You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again. lol.


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NEET General #240 - BOO YAH MAH FAH KAH Edition

Who's big ol' thunderlizard you gotchin ya pants?
Whaaa, Man How?
Who's big ol' thunderlizard you gotchin ya pants?
Whaaa, Man Who dat big ol' thunderlizard lookin' at now, Boy?
You's ain'tsee much thundadunda in de's parts no more.
Good lord, got a thunderlizard rappin' at my back door.
Get up here now lil' thundadunda, get on up here.
Don't play round no more.
I need a lil' thundadunda. Get Hot.
Lil' thundadunda get on me NEETstick. Wha?
Who? Why? Where? When?
Dat lil' ol' thundadunda get on my NEETstick Choo Choo.
NEETstick gon getcha getcha
Getcha a lil' thundadunda hit on me girl.
You my thundadunda, my lil' ol' thundadunda don't funk on my face.
Bounce that thundadunda to the horn section.. Hit it boys.
Blow that thundadunda, blow that bassy bass, that bassy thundadunda.
Come on me now Thu..
Thu u u u, thu u
Thundadunda get all the booty bass, slap it.


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NEET General #239 - Comfy Lizard Edition

There is no thunder in this lizard NEETs, he doesn't need it. He eats insects and chills on his rock. He has too much dignity for thunder and theatrics and for threads which are started with inappropriate non-Pepe images. He is based.

Old Thread: >>237464

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NEET General #238 - Rock That Body Edition

Summer is fast approaching (if not already here), time to show off that NEET frame.

OLD: >>236459

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NEET General #237 - Helen's Cousin Edition

Boo! It is almost the season for spooky movies.

OLD: >>235444