/ausneets/ - Catalog

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Board Rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride

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NEET General #299 - Ditty Bag Edition

What do you NEETs carry in your ditty bag?

Old Thread: >>297732

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NEET General #298 - Off To Rehab Edition

Have you ever been to rehab or have you ever seen a psychologist/psychiatrist that has resulted in a positive health outcome?

OLD: >>296739

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NEET General #297 - NEET Culture Edition

What makes you feel classy as a NEET? Is it swirling your Monster before taking a *sip*?

OLD: >>295726

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NEET General #296 - Your Lock Is Mine Edition

What is technique for fixing a faulty lock?

OLD: >>294731

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NEET General #295 - Rough Exterior Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as having a bit of a "rough exterior"? Does it hide a heart of gold? I have a feeling it might.

Old Thread: >>293720

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NEET General #294 - Intergalactic Frens Edition

Our BFFing love knows no bounds.
Across the galaxy, our agape stays strong.

OLD >>292729

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NEET General #293 - Oil Painting Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever been painted in oils while posing majestically? Is it considered vain to have a big portrait of yourself hanging in your own house?

Old Thread: >>291714

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NEET General #292 - Surrealism Edition

Perhaps my life is nothing but an image of this kind; perhaps I am doomed to retrace my steps under the illusion that I am exploring, doomed to try and learn what I simply should recognize, learning a mere fraction of what I have forgotten.

OLD: >>290720

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NEET General #291 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Edition

What grinds your gears, NEETs? For me, it's having to create threads.

OLD: >>289713

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NEET General #290 - Polo Shirt Edition

Is the polo shirt the most kino NEET fashion? Is its image harmed when worn in 6XL by an executive NEET?

Old Thread: >>288710

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NEET General #289 - Same Old Mong Edition

Have you failed all your New Year's resolutions yet?

How will you move forward to keep improving?

OLD: >>287702

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NEET General #288 - New Year, New NEET Edition

You can do it when you work hard towards achieving those goals!

OLD: >>286705

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NEET General #287 - I Have A Resolution Edition

To be happier and continue the work on my self improvement.

OLD: >>285706

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NEET General #286 - Vaccine Edition

Why will you take it or not? Why?

OLD: >>284703

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NEET General #285 - Black Instant Edition

Are you NEETs into coffee? I drink several cups a day.

Old Thread: >>283700

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NEET General #284 - Ghost Edition

What's that smell?

OLD: >>282630

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NEET General #283 - Christmas Eve Edition

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the commune

Not a creature was stirring, not even a possum;

The cumdies were hung by the wankstation with care,

In hopes that St.Dan soon would be there...

OLD THREAD: >>281693

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Neet General #282 - Car Door Edition

Have you ever had difficulty operating a car door, particularly on the passenger side? Tell us your story NEETs.

Old Thread: >>280679

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NEET General #281 - Compliant Frog Edition

Could you NEETs be described as "compliant frogs"? I usually do as I'm told and don't like to make a fuss. I don't like to cause a scene.

Old Thread: >>279684

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NEET General #280 - Hand Pollinated Edition

Can hand pollination ever compare to the real thing? Share your experiences please NEETs.

Old Thread: >>278668

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NEET General #279 - Lump of Coal Edition

Are you NEETs looking forward to Christmas this year? Do you have any plans for the big day?

Old Thread: >>277683

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NEET General #278 - Executive Privilege Edition

What sort of privilege does an Executive NEET have in today's meme economy?

Old Thread: >>276664

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NEET General #277 - Deep Thought Edition

What came first, the mud or the mudguard?

OLD: >>275674

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NEET General #276 - Fish Paste Edition

Who likes fish paste?

Old Thread: >>274672

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NEET General #275 - Third Flashback Edition

Look how far we've come.

You lazy neets

OLD: >>273649

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NEET General #274 - Lovely Sunsets Edition

Each day the sunset is different if we notice it and take the time to appreciate it.

OLD: >>272662

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NEET General #273 - Life Cycle Edition

What New Years promises are NEETs thinking of making for next year?

OLD: >>271651

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NEET General #272 - The Pixellated Self Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever feel like you are a pixellated person? Are you slightly blurry around the edges? Do you feel there is just not that much of you, and that what is there has been stretched too thin?

Old Thread: >>270656

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NEET General #271 - Spicy Hot Summer Edition

RIP all NOOTs without A/C

OLD: >>269637

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NEET General #270 - Big Harvey Edition

Another weekend over, a new week set to begin. Christmas getting closer. Where does the time go?

Old Thread: >>268633

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NEET General #269 - Joy of Cooking Edition

Do you NEETs like to get into the kitchen and cook up a storm? I have been very impressed by some of the NEET creations posted on the board.

Old Thread: >>267624

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NEET General #268 - Mr Bean Edition

Did you NEETs like watching Mr Bean back in the day? I used to feel sorry for him the poor bugger. There is that episode where he sends himself Christmas cards.

Old Thread: >>266634

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NEET General #267 - Jungle Blowpipe Edition

Do you NEETs ever imagine that you are the toxic venom smeared on the end of a blowpipe dart? In a parallel universe, you probably are. Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>265622

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NEET General #266 - Crab Tank Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel like your life is just in a holding tank until a Chinese chef comes to grab you and unceremoniously dump you into a wok full of boiling water?

Old thread: >>264630

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NEET General #265 - Gangsta Edition

Put your hands up. Do you want to live?

OLD: >>263607

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NEET General #264 - Hard And Dry Edition

When will the relief come?

OLD: >>262625

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NEET General #263 - Soothing Bath Edition

Is there anything better than soothing bath at the end of the day?

OLD: >>261601

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NEET General #262 - Impressive and Spooky Edition

What has impressed and or scared you this past year?

OLD:>>260608

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NEET General #261 - Public Transport Rage Edition

Just get on a bus but dont forget your earphones or some cunt might talk to you.

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NEET General #260 - One To The Many Edition

It goes on and hopefully will never ends. Will it?

OLD: >>258580

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NEET General #259 - Mushroom Hunt Edition

Have you NEETs ever gone hunting for wild mushrooms?

Old Thread: >>257581

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NEET General #258 - Lazy Summer Edition

It is summertime NEETs, time to get comfy.

Old Thread: >>256570

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NEET General #227 - Bad Home Posse Edition

Do some of you NEETs live for the thrill you get when terrorising innocent NEET communities? Fondling your genitals and throwing up Bad Home NEET gang signs with your hands? Shame on you.

Old Thread: >>255576

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NEET General #226 - Helen Must Die Edition

The Trips dont lie
55555 Helen cannot stay alive
Who posted such and evil jibe?
Helen is gone and NEETs will cry.

OLD: >>254556

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NEET General #255 - Scarecrow Edition

Do any of you NEETs have problems with birds eating your crops? Have you tried a scarecrow or two? Sometimes they work but other times the birds see through the scam. The grain supply must be protected at all costs.

Old Thread: >>253561

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NEET General #254 - Smack It Edition

Just how you get out every last thing. Do you smack it?

OLD: >>252563

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NEET General #253 - Taste of Summer Edition

Is it heating up in your neck of the woods yet NEETs?

Old Thread: >>251552

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NEET General #252 - Passion for Poultry Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourself as passionate about poultry? Do the sounds of active, engaged hens interacting with their environment soothe your soul?

Old Thread: >>250562

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NEET General #251 - Halloween Edition

Are there trick or treaters in your neighbourhood NEETs? I don't answer the door if any of the little shits knock.

Old Thread: >>249530

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NEET General #250 - TwoFiddy Edition

This is the new thread.
We're on it it.

OLD >>248528

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NEET General #249 - Which head? Edition

Clearly, the ambiguity surrounding the discussion of heads will inevitably lead to the question: which head?

Old thread: >>247515

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NEET General #248 - Metaculin powered poo redemption arc

Sitting here with a mint, a second beer, and a cone of choof ready to go.
Feeling one with the Cruiseism. Having a moment of boong reflection. Some lofi music on, the light of dusk seeping through the venetians, feeling rather at ease given the anxiety I've had today.
I am going to slip into the shade of boongery once again and figure things out tomorrow.
The path to basedness is ladden with cones and Danneristic desires. We must overcome.

OLD: >>246500

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NEET General #247 - Pappadum Edition

PAPPA PAPPA PAPPA DUM.

Old Thread: >>245513

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NEET General #246 - Leering Laviciously Edition

Not doing the thing
You should've been quicker

OLD: >>244516

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NEET General #245 - Spike In Ya Head Edition

Slow to make thread.

OLD >>243506

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NEET General #244 - Be Kind Edition

Share the *love.*

OLD: >>242483

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NEET General #243 - Disability Edition

You know who you are.

OLD: >>241497

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NEET General #242 - Coverup Edition

How dare you.

OLD: >>240486

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NEET General #241 - A New Day Edition

You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again. lol.

OLD>>239475

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NEET General #240 - BOO YAH MAH FAH KAH Edition

THUNDADUNA
Who's big ol' thunderlizard you gotchin ya pants?
Whaaa, Man How?
Who's big ol' thunderlizard you gotchin ya pants?
Whaaa, Man Who dat big ol' thunderlizard lookin' at now, Boy?
You's ain'tsee much thundadunda in de's parts no more.
Whaaa
Good lord, got a thunderlizard rappin' at my back door.
Get up here now lil' thundadunda, get on up here.
Don't play round no more.
Seeee
I need a lil' thundadunda. Get Hot.
Lil' thundadunda get on me NEETstick. Wha?
Who? Why? Where? When?
Dat lil' ol' thundadunda get on my NEETstick Choo Choo.
NEETstick gon getcha getcha
Getcha a lil' thundadunda hit on me girl.
You my thundadunda, my lil' ol' thundadunda don't funk on my face.
Bounce that thundadunda to the horn section.. Hit it boys.
Blow that thundadunda, blow that bassy bass, that bassy thundadunda.
Come on me now Thu..
Thu u u u, thu u
Thundadunda get all the booty bass, slap it.

OLD>>238462

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NEET General #239 - Comfy Lizard Edition

There is no thunder in this lizard NEETs, he doesn't need it. He eats insects and chills on his rock. He has too much dignity for thunder and theatrics and for threads which are started with inappropriate non-Pepe images. He is based.

Old Thread: >>237464

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NEET General #238 - Rock That Body Edition

Summer is fast approaching (if not already here), time to show off that NEET frame.

OLD: >>236459

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NEET General #237 - Helen's Cousin Edition

Boo! It is almost the season for spooky movies.

OLD: >>235444

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NEET General #236 - Amongst the Cherry Blossom Edition

Are you NEETs finding that your life is blossoming?

Old thread: >>234442

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NEET General #235 - The whole gang Edition

Which green amphibian meme is your favourite NEETs?

Old Thread: >>233426

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NEET General #234 - Lamp Edition

How do you NEETs prefer to illuminate your domestic spaces? Did any of you have a lava lamp when you were a teen?

Old Thread: >>232416

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NEET General #233 - Disembodied Edition

Have any on you NEETs ever had an out of body experience? Do you ever feel like your body does not belong to you? Do you ever feel you are hostage to your body and its vile functions?

Old thread: >>231428

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NEET General #232 - We're Using The Frog Edition.

It is a pepe.

OLD >>230432

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NEET General #231 - Sober October Edition

Good luck to all the NEETs trying to better themselves.

Old Thread: >>229427

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NEET General #230 - Number One NEET Edition

What special achievements have (You) earned in life?

OLD: >>228407

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NEET General #229 - Duality Edition

Do you NEETs have two different faces? One for the normies and another that is your true self? Sometimes I feel like I wear dozens of different masks and don't even know if there is a true self behind any of them.

Old Thread: >>227411

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NEET General #228 - Big Birthday Edition

A Happy Birthday to our friend Cruisey, a NEET of enormous value and extraordinary achievement.

Old Thread: >>226416

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NEET General #227 - Air Conditioned Edition

Do you have an air conditioner?

OLD: >>225410

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NEET General #226 - Prickly edition

Take a bite out of a cactus, you might like it

OLD: >>224407

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NEET General #225 - Coopers Stout Edition

Get it into ya!

OLD: >>223376

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NEET General #224 - You Matter To Me Edition

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them NEETs cannot survive. It is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the bulge. Know that even if irl you are a lonelyNEET, there are people here that truly love you.

OLD >>222395

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NEET General #223 - Executive Lethargy Edition

How many of you NEETs are lethargic? Too many I bet.

Old Thread: >>221396

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NEET General #222 - Spring Edition

What will you do this summer?

OLD: >>220398

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NEET General #221 - Mum And Dad And Denny Edition

I WAS ONLY NINETEEN

OLD: >>219388

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NEET General #220 - Use My Pepe Edition

I am using it.

OLD >>218354

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NEET General #219 - Scheming NEETs Edition

What plans are you currently concocting to better your life?

OLD: >>217376

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NEET General #218 - Indigenous Music Edition

what are you favorite indigenous artists ya white dogs
Old: >>216360

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NEET General #217 - Muesli Bar Edition

Which is your favourite type of muesli bar NEETs? Is it even worth trying a brand other than Uncle Toby's? Does anyone prefer crunchy to chewy? Why do they even sell the crunchy ones? Or do they still sell them? I haven't seen them in years.

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NEET General #216 - Hardly A Party Edition

The big night of the week has arrived, how will you celebrate?

OLD: >>214361

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NEET General #215 - Level Up Edition

Are you leveling up and getting ready to fight the final boss?

OLD: >>213361

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NEET General #214 - Swimming Edition

When was the last time you went swimming?

OLD: >>212357

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NEET General #213 - Swamp Edition

Do you ever JUST feel stuck?

OLD: >>211344

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NEET General #212 - Chefs Edition

I have been very impressed by some of the meals served up by our NEET chefs. This thread is dedicated to you and your skills.

Old Thread: >>210354

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NEET General #211 - Genie Edition

What would you wish for?

OLD: >>209323

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NEET General #210 - Snuggly Edition

Give a hug, take a hug. Will you?

OLD: >>208314

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NEET General #209 - Pie Edition

How many pies are the right number to eat?

OLD: >>207298

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NEET General #209 - Beautiful gifts Edition

What has made you smile today? Nice posts please.

OLD: >>206278

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NEET General #208 - Blessed by Bulge Edition

Do you NEETs find that sometimes a blessing will come out of nowhere to light up your life?

Old Thread: >>205270

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NEET General #207 - Astral Pepe Edition

Do you NEETs ever imagine you are a disembodied soul floating through space?

Old Thread: >>204256

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NEET General #206 - Alternate Fetishes Edition

What part of the NEETzoid attracts you the most?
Personally, footfags creep me out. There is very little sensuality in a NEETs tootsies.
For me, it's the elbow.
The uses are endless, the curves go on forever.

OLD >>203229

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NEET General #205 - Box of Chocolates Edition

Did your Mama have any favourite sayings NEETs?

Old Thread: >>202220

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NEET General #204 - Science Edition

Get experimenting NEETs.

OLD: >>201205

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NEET General #203 - Spicy Guacamole Edition

I think it's time we saw your nachos.
We need to see them.
We deserve to see them.

OLD >>200202

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NEET General #202 - 5G Edition

Are you NEETs worried about 5G technology? Does it cause cancer? Can they use it to control your thoughts? Just how thick do you need to make your tinfoil hat?

Old Thread: >>199210

R: 1000 / I: 99 / P: 11

NEET General #201 - Nom Edition

Feed = power. Acquire as much feed as possible.

OLD: >>198200

R: 1000 / I: 108 / P: 11

NEET General #200 - NEET Empire Edition

We came we saw we came again
Mummybot got cross
We cleaned it up
Happy 200th thread NEETs

OLD: >>197198

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NEET General #199 - Uncommon Pepe Edition

A good NEET keeps his Pepes fresh.

Old Thread: >>196194

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NEET General #198 - Late Night Bad Home NEETs Edition

Do you NEETs ever lie awake thinking up trouble and wicked deeds?

Old Thread: >>195201

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NEET General #197 - We All Love Nofun Edition

Nofun is the best NEETs and all true NEETs love him.

OLD: >>194198

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NEET General #196 - Crab Rangoon Edition

Get some crab in your gab NEETs.

Old Thread: >>193197

R: 1001 / I: 107 / P: 11

NEET General #195 - Chicken Period Edition

Get some into ya

OLD:
>>192192

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NEET General #194 - Mandatory Mask Edition

I'll think of something interesting to put here later.

OLD: >>191192

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NEET General #193 - Fucking Lazy Dickheads Edition NEET

Jesus you lazy cunts shit me sometimes.

OLD: >>190190

R: 1000 / I: 109 / P: 11

NEET General #192 - Crackheads Edition

Toot on the glass barbie NEETs
It's good for ya

OLD: >>189187

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NEET General #191 - Open Your Mind Edition

What are your predictions for the rest of the year, NEETs?

OLD: >>188185

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NEET General #190

We needed a new thread and this is this most unique pepe I could find, let's talk about NEET stuff.

OLD >>187170

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NEET General #189 - Pass As A Pepe Edition

I can, can you?
This thread is about squids.

OLD >>186160

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NEET General #188 - Unearthed Girth Edition

The girth was unearthed. The NEETs were disappointed. Such is life.

old Thread: >>185160

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NEET General #187 - 10K's Birthday Edition

Happy Birthday 10K, you are a highly valued contributor here. Enjoy your debauch tonight, and don't forget those photos.

Old Thread: >>184168

R: 1000 / I: 117 / P: 12

NEET General #186 - Chiggen Edition

I am locked in my aviary. He has put my skateboard up on the ledge where I can't reach it. Send help. Phone someone. Please.

Old Thread: >>183155

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NEET General #185 - First In, Best Dressed Edition

You snooze, you lose.

OLD >>182788

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NEET General #184 - Hello Pepe Edition

I want to put my dick in the sexy green kitty kat.

OLD: >>181161

R: 1000 / I: 124 / P: 12

NEET General #183 - We're just havin a laff mate, Edition

Wadda ya reckon ay? Don't get all cut about it, come have a smoke mate, Its all good.

OLD:
>>180150

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NEET General #182- Where is Webby? edition

Hope you blokes are keeping your arses warm.

OLD
>>179142

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NEET General #181 - Toothpaste Flavored Edition

Minty fresh NEETs with strong white teeth, Flashing those smiles at all the thots, Nicotine BTFO! Our gobs are flouridated to the wisdom teeth!

R: 1000 / I: 148 / P: 13

NEET General #180 - Man In The Roof Edition

Of course it was some NEET, exploiting the lunacy and raving on's of a fragile, gentile old lady.
Whispering sweet little nothings in her ears about goon and tendies so she leaves beer by the closed off power socket.
Shame on you NEET.
Some things are off limits and should not be touched.

OLD >>177141

R: 1000 / I: 123 / P: 13

NEET General #179 - Space Edition

In space, no one can hear you meme.

OLD:
>>176131

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NEET General #178 - Codpiece Edition

How much will a NEET charge me to turn a stainless steel tiffin into a 5XL codpiece?

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NEET General #177 - Nuro Edition

I WANT DADDY NURO FUCK MY ARSE UWU AND NUZZLE MY WUZZLE WHILST HE POURS PIPING HOT BLEND 43 UP MY TENDER BOI PUSSY UWU
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NEET General #176 - Outfoxed Edition

Here NEETy NEET, Nice NEETy NEET. Ow Shit! Bad Western Imperialist Racist NEET! I shall complain to the highest levels about your intransigence!

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NEET General #175 - Approaching 200 Edition

What will the 200th thread be, NEETS?

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NEET General #174 - Lucky Ducky Edition

Are you a lucky ducky?

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NEET General #173 - Correct Edition

Let's get it right from now.

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NEET General #172 - Unna Edition

Time to unite with Unna and fix the digits. Aboriginals are 3% of the population yet commit 13% of murders.

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NEET General #170 - Nathan Edition

Nathan here...

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NEET General #170 - Day Of The Spear Edition

How much longer until our indigenous see real justice in this country?

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NEET General #169 - NEET's Best Friend Edition

Can a NEET truly be considered whole if he does not have a trusty doggo by his side?

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NEET General #168 - RICE FARMING BOOMER Edition

Have you ever gone full Asiatic? Tell us of your travels NEET. Better Still, Tell your comrade Xi.

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NEET General #167 - OBJECTS WEBER SHOVED UP HIS ARSE Edition

Garlic bread
Ram Chips
Tongs
Train Gear Sticks
Corvette Mufflers
ABORIGINAL COCKS
Monaro's Arm
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NEET General #166 - Ozone Edition

How long do you need to put a soiled polyester leisure suit in your gas cupboard for to get it fresh and ready for a night on the town?

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NEET General #165 - Excitement Machine Edition

Would friends and family describe you as an "excitement machine"?

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NEET General #164 - Grass Fed Edition.

Gentle NEETs grazing trustingly on the velvety green grass of you home. How rude it shall be to be plucked from your nascent youth and packed into a truck bound for the Abbitior.

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NEET General #163 - Avacado Edition

Eat them mashed on toast NEETs.

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NEET General #162 - Staunch Edition

You wanna get BASED?
You gotta get that slack.

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NEET General #161 - Week Ending Edition

What plans have you NEETs got for the weekend?

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NEET General #160 - Bedroom Duck Edition

All true NEETs love Mallards.

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NEET General #159 - Uninspiring Bulge Edition

Is that all there is?

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NEET General #158 - Mallard Edition

Feed me caramel popcorn.

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NEET General #157 - Happy Nirthday Webby

Teh thread you should have gotted.

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NEET General #156 - Normal Day Edition

Just another normal day NEETs.

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NEET General #155 - Nuro'd Edition

Would Nuro be so bold as to create a thread in his own image ? Impossible he left forever ! Is this the nuro impersonator ? or is it it the nuro antagonist impersonating the nuro impersonator ? We shall never know in this fog of war.

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NEET General #154 - Leering Edition

Do you NEETs leer at anybody? I walk around with an arrogant sneer on my face at all times. How different from a leer is a sneer?

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NEET General #153 - Vile Illegal Electoral Confusion Edition

With rampant misconduct and unapologetic voter fraud, The Council is in array.
Nuro leaving forever and leaving his seat vacant has left a vacuum in the midst of the Chamber.
We should've had a contingency plan for this sort of event, but it is unprecedented.
Monaro will never let it go now.
We are all to blame.

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NEET General #152 - Quads Edition

Check 'em NEETs.

Old thread: >>148995