/ausneets/ - Catalog

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Board Rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride

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NEET General #672 - Midnight Snack Edition

What is in the fridge NEETs?

Old Thread: >>684714

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NEET General #671 - Malfeasance Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever been accused of malfeasance? Some of you strike me as the malefacting types.

Old Thread: >>683710

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NEET General #670 - Gloved Edition

Do you NEETs sometimes find it necessary to "glove up"?

Old Thread: >>682718

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NEET General #669 - Workplace Stress Edition

How do you NEETs cope with workplace stress?

Old Thread: >>681703

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NEET General #668 - Melting Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever melted before? How did you manage to reconstitute your body as a solid after?

Old Thread: >>680701

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NEET General #667 -St Paddy's Day Edition

To be sure, to be sure, tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day. He drove the brown snakes out of Ireland and they ended up here.

OLD: >>679649

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NEET General #666 - Evil Edition

Do you NEETs think the devil is real?

Old Thread: >>678648

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NEET General #665 - Soaked Beans Edition

What is going on in your neck of the woods NEETs? Are you eating beans?

Old Thread: >>677638

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NEET General #664 - Search for a Cure Edition

NEETs if they made a pill that could fix you, would you take it?

Old Thread: >>676605

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NEET General #663 - Single Mother Edition

Are single mothers responsible for the NEET epidemic in modern society? Do they ditch a NEET's father for no good reason and then dump you in after school care with the rest of the ruined, broken young men?

Old Thread: >>675617

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NEET General #662 - Operation Chuxowary Edition

NEETs we are going on an archaeological expedition. Pack your chux and put on your fedoras.

Old Thread: >>674634

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NEET General #661 - Risky Cruise Edition

Have you NEETs ever cruised yourself right into the lair of a Viet choker? Risky cruise.

Old Thread: >>673605

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NEET General #660 - OK Edition

OK. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE OK. OK?

OLD: >>672592

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NEET General #659 - Alien Mind Control Edition

Are they out there NEETs? Have you ever been probed?

Old Thread: >>671600

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NEET General #658 - Unimpressed Edition

Are you waking up too early?

OLD: >>670578

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NEET General #657 - Two Cold Wicked Wings Edition

What goes through a NEET's mind as he eats two cold wicked wings? Do all of his past choices flash through his mind? The paths not taken?

Old Thread: >>669564

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NEET General #656 - Valentine's Day Despair Edition

Are you a NEET who has had a cry and wallowed in woe because of today's made-up holiday?

Old Thread: >>668580

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NEET General #655 - Verified Edition

Are you NEETs prepared do do the necessary to attain /ausneets/ verification?

Old Thread: >>667539

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NEET General #654 - Cruisey's Backyard Parsnip Tour

Are there some NEETs who should not be allowed out on their own after dark?

Old Thread: >>666548

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NEET General #653 - Person of the Year Edition

Have any of you NEETs unlocked your own personal power of autism? I don't dare let mine out.

Old Thread: >>665542

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NEET General #652 - Door Knobs Edition

Have you NEETs ever seen a door knob in a sock?

Old Thread: >>664519

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NEET General #651 - Dinner Date Edition

Do you NEETs wine and dine women at fancy restaurants?

Old Thread: >>663525

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NEET General #650 - Australia Day Edition

Did you NEETs have a good Australia Day? IT might be the last one if the commies have their way.

Old Thread: >>662505

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NEET General #649 - Xenomorph Edition

Do you NEETs ever worry about space aliens growing inside your body?

Old Thread: >>661480

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NEET General #648 - Perconf on bifddirs Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever gone out herding mongs but been so drunk and unprofessional that the mong had to herd you home?

Old Thread: >>660491

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NEET General #647 - Too much poo not enough loo Edition

Is your life in proper balance NEET?
Are you coherent?
Does your poo synchronise correctly with your loo?

Old thread: >>659484

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NEET General #646 - Do I Have To? Edition

Let's try this again shall we NEETs

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NEET General #645 - Lionel Hutz Edition

Do you NEETs crave the brownest of the brown liquors?

Old Thread: >>657425

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NEET General #644 - Spaghetti Slurping Edition

Do you NEETs slurp your spaghetti?
I saw a gif once of a boomer cutting his spaghetti with a pair of scissors before putting each fork full into his mouth. He trimmed the excess.
If you slurp your spag bol you will get red liquid on your face and possibly your clothes. I do not like that.

Old Thread: >>656427

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NEET General #643 - Coffee Shark Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as being a bit of a coffee shark?
Do you own a shark cosplay outfit?

Old Thread: >>655392

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NEET General #642 - On the floor Edition

How are you NEETs going?
Are any of you currently lying on your floor surrounded by rubbish?

Old Thread: >>654260

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NEET General #641 - Rooftop NEETs Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever hang out on your roof?

Old Thread: >>653231

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NEET General #640 - Get out of my Fridge Edition

Has one of you been in my fridge, eating my maltesers?

Old Thread: >>652119

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NEET General #639 - Childhood Dream Edition

I would like to see the Northern Lights one day. What are your childhood dreams?

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NEET General #638 - New Year Edition

What are your resolutions NEETs? What do you hope to achieve this year?

Old Thread: >>650066

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NEET General #637 - Portal Gun Edition

Do any of you NEETs own a portal gun? Which is your favourite colour of portal to use? I like the blue ones.

Old Thread: >>649054

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NEET General #636 - Demonic Christmas Poo Edition

>He has never shit his pants for pleasure.

OLD: >>648023

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NEET General #635 - Merry Christmas 2022 Edition

Have a happy Christmas NEETs. Tell us what you have planned for the day.
Try not to eat too many choccies.

Old Edition: >>647027

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NEET General #634 - Life as a Teetolling Dole Bludger Edition

What is your mode of transportation?

OLD: >>646022

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NEET General #633 - Do Nothing and Hope Something Changes, 5th Edition

What are your 2023 affirmations?

OLD: >>644997

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NEET General #632 - Purge Edition

Are you NEETs looking forward to The Purge?
Does the chaos thrill and excite you?

Old Thread: >>643970

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NEET General #631 - Christmas Time Edition

Are you NEETs filled with the Christmas spirit?
Just over a week to go now. What are your plans for the day?

Old Thread: >>642984

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NEET General #630 - Dwindling Goon Supply Edition

Reminder not to post anything off message or the ZOGBO will ban you for it

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NEET General #629 - Duffel Bag Edition

Do you NEETs own a duffel bag?
What would you put in such a bag?
Do they attract women?

Old Thread: >>640977

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NEET General #628 - Evolution Edition

Do you NEETs believe in the theory of evolution?
It sounds a bit suss if you ask me.

Old Thread: >>639955

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NEET General #627 - Based 80s Edition

What were you NEETs up to in the 80s? Did you spend much time at the local arcade?

Old Thread: >>638960

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NEET General #626 - Iron Bar Edition

Iron bar bar the black sheep. I will never be the BO.

Old Thread: >>637945

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NEET General #625 - A Choof With Cruisey Edition

What is the state of your backyard?

OLD: >>636929

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NEET General #624 - Injury Edition

How is your health holding up NEETs?
Is anyone else experiencing their body failing them?
Everything is falling apart here. It hurts just getting out of my chair.

Old Thread: >>635853

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NEET General #623 - A Natural Technical Competency Edition

How are you getting ready for GF 2023?

OLD: >>634906

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NEET General #622 - Stuck in the Boong Cycle Edition

What certifications are you going to achieve in 2023?

OLD: >>633923

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NEET General #621 - Feed and Seed Edition

Have any of you NEETs seen the video of Possum in the forest dancing to Jamiroquai?

Old Thread: >>632943

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NEET General #620 - Pasta Salad Edition

Are there some foods you NEETs find effeminate and possibly even immoral?
Do you sometimes get mayonnaise on you chin?

Old Thread: >>631905

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NEET General #619 - Dieting is Easy Edition

How are you Diet NEETs going? At this point it is probably easier to wait until the new year to start the weight loss journey I reckon.

Old Thread: >>630858

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NEET General #618 - High Functioning Gooners Edition

Just how do they do it?

OLD: >>629827

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NEET General #617 - Longneck Edition

Stroke it!

OLD: >>628897

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NEET General #616 - Meme Flavour Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever had a moment of insight where you realise that your whole personality is full of artificial colours and flavours, that you are in effect a meme flavour of person, not found in nature and repulsive to all concerned?

Old Thread: >>627896

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NEET General #615 - Racist Mates Edition

The Gen is all you ever need.

OLD: >>626814

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NEET General #614 - Woe Edition

>Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony

OLD: >>621131

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NEET General #613 - Peenut Edition

Are you allergic to anything?

OLD: >>620057

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NEET General #612 - I get to choose the edition because everyones still asleep edition

Sunrise cruise was ruined by a leaking fuel pump that covered my shorts in unleaded 91. Buphinda at BP couldn't give a fark, him and the rest of the silver bangle brigade were too keen to knock off.

>terrible thread

OLD: >>619006

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NEET General #611 - Surely One Of Us Will Get His Shit Together This Edition

>By definition, you have to live until you die. Better to make that life as complete and enjoyable an experience as possible, in case death is shite, which I suspect it will be.

OLD: >>618038

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NEET General #610 - Billy Bunter Edition

I'm hungry all the time.

Old Thread: >>616971

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NEET General #609 - Do Nothing and Hope Something Changes, 4th Edition

>Short term solutions work for the long term if you are persistent.

OLD: >>616025

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NEET General #608 - Seatbelt Extender Edition

Where do you acquire seatbelt extenders from, asking for a mate?

OLD: >>615020

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NEET General #607 - Go Easy On Yourself Edition

Tell another NEET a nice compliment in this thread.

OLD: >>614028

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NEET General #606 - Soyboy Edition

How much soy do you consoom? Do you check your food packaging to see if it contains soy?

OLD: >>612919

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NEET General #605 - Payday Edition

The CashedUpNEETs are flashing their cash today, but tomorrow will be a different story.

OLD: >>611929

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NEET General #604 - Skidmarks Edition

Will the fountain of misery ever stop?

OLD: >>610928

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NEET General #603 - Big Drench Edition

>Rain, rain, go away
>Come again some other day

OLD: >>609981

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NEET General #602 - Word of the Week Edition

One day I wish to experience such a feeling.

OLD: >>608923

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NEET General #601 - Goon Shakes Edition

>Whatever happens, happens.

OLD: >>607996

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NEET General #600 - Ah Shid Edition

Time for more of the same, NEETs.
Thread number 600.
I do not have high hopes.

OLD: >>606953

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NEET General #599 - Arse Bleed Edition

Will the Commune proctologist be able to deal with all the NEETs and their arse bleed concerns?

OLD: >>605935

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NEET General #598 - Data Cap Edition

What's your mobile data cap?

OLD: >>604922

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NEET General #597 - Frenzied Orgy of Low Quality Posting Edition

Where do they come from?

OLD: >>603920

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NEET General #596 - Banned Edition

Check your pantry for weevils today before it is too late.

OLD: >>602934

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NEET General #595 - Final Solution to the Nugo problem Edition

Should the board be niked?

OLD: >>601907

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NEET General #594 - Monk! No! Edition

>Methamphetamine is a potent central nervous system stimulant that is mainly used as a recreational drug and less commonly as a second-line treatment for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and obesity.

OLD: >>600902

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NEET General #593 - Not Orally Edition

What is your favourite way to prepare coffee?

OLD: >>599891

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NEET General #592 - Bumrash Edition

Is it possible to cure a bum rash?

OLD: >>598936

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NEET General #591 - Goon On The Beach Edition

Is your body summer ready?

OLD: >>597842

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NEET General #590 - Do Nothing And Hope Something Changes Third Edition

When did you go fishing last?
How did it go?

OLD: >>596911

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NEET General #589 - Shaggy Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as being a bit "shaggy"?
That is how I picture some of you.

Old Thread: >>595854

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NEET General #588 - Medium-Rare Edition

How do you like Weber to cook your meatus?
Why do girls' genitals look like roast beef?

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OLD: >>594861

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NEET General #587 - Back, Sack and Crack Wax Edition

How are you getting ready for the long weekend?

OLD: >>593845

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NEET General #586 - Good Home Edition

What do you NEETs think makes a good home?
Do you blame growing up in a bad home for how your life turned out?

Old Thread:>>592880

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NEET General #585 - Bad Robot Edition

What do you NEETs think of the rise of AI and its influence in our lives?
Will there ever be an AI powerful enough to simulate posts on the gen of the calibre of one of our elite posters?
What are the implications for the NEET lifestyle?

Old Thread: >>591860

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NEET General #584 - Wasting My Life Watching These Schizo Tantrums Go Down Every Night Edition

>They Offer Complete Protein.
>They're Nutrient Dense.
>They Help Your 'Good' Cholesterol.

OLD: >>590839

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NEET General #583 - Life In The Toilet Edition

How are you going to improve your life today?

OLD: >>589905

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NEET General #582 - Her Majesty Edition

She is gone NEETs. A piece of history has passed away forever. The world marches on towards its grim fate.

Old Thread: >>588890

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NEET General #581 - Rainy Streetscape Edition

Would you NEETs describe your lives as like being stuck in a frog meme with a grey, rainy background? I certainly would describe mine that way.

Old Thread: >>587821

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NEET General #580 - Lewd Edition

How are you preparing for Thursday night?

OLD: >>586884

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NEET General #579 - Thin on Top Edition

Are any of you NEETs going bald? I fear that I might be. It can be hard to tell.

Old Thread: >>585836

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NEET General #578 - NEET Fight Camp Edition

>I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
What inspires you each day?

OLD: >>584859

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NEET General #577 - Fleshlight Edition

Would a NEET ever clean it?

OLD: >>583801

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NEET General #576 - Complaints Edition

What's annoying you NEET?

OLD: >>582846

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NEET General #575 - Philosophy Edition

Is /ausneets/ a board for philosophy and the intellect in general?
Is a Woody Allen movie really too much for the NEET minds to handle?
Do YouTube videos about the Bigfoot really count as intellectual?
Has the goon caused irreparable brain damage?

OLD: >>581873

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NEET General #574 - Executive Winch Edition

We must remember to thank the NEET chopper crew for their service. Thank You.

Old Thread: >>580853

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NEET General #573 - Phantom Teen Choofers Edition

What troublemakers do you have in your neighbourhood?

OLD: >>579845

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NEET General #572 - Doggo Edition

Take a moment out of your day to remember the good times with your human, furry or feathered friends.

OLD: >>578834

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NEET General #571 - Cas Edition

>Quitting while you're ahead will prevent dropping into the red

OLD: >>577825

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NEET General #570 - Flanders Edition

Do you NEETs think Ned Flanders would find himself in a seedy Perth Casino doing desperate things for Spring Rolls? Personally I don't think so.

Old Thread: >>576781

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NEET General #569 Gold Coast Vice Edition

It is the Michael Mann film festival week on WomboFlix, get ready!

OLD: >>575855

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NEET General #568 - Timezone NEET Party Edition

All NEETs are invited.

Old Thread: >>574819

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NEET General #567 - Pigeon Cleanup Edition

The pigeon is made for cleaning up the crumbs that fall from the NEET mouth onto the executive flesh mountain.

Old Thread: >>573738

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NEET General #566 - Flavourtown Edition

What are you planning for your next binge?

OLD: >>572821

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NEET General #565 - TODO List Edition

What's on your list today?

OLD: >>571753

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NEET General #564 - Big Stinky Bros Edition

Have you ever tried VR?

OLD: >>570765

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NEET General #563 - NWA - NEETs With Autism Edition

Do you think there are many with undiagnosed Autism here?

OLD: >>569833

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NEET General #562 - Withdrawal Edition

What is the best strategy for withdrawal for NEETs?

OLD: >>568822

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NEET General #561 - Firework Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever had your bung hole touched in such a way that you go up like a rocket?

Old Thread: >>567786

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NEET General #560 - KingCobraJFS Edition

>Joshua Saunders (born: March 26, 1991 (1991-03-26) [age 31]), better known online as KingCobraJFS or Gothic King Cobra, is an American YouTuber, Streamer, Guitarist, and Songwrite
What are your life achievements?

OLD: >>566729

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NEET General #559 - /ourmong/ Edition

I want more details and confirmation on this NEET-up.

OLD: >>565727

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NEET General #558 - Choofhead Edition

How desperate are you? Would you go poof for some choof?

OLD: >>564418

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NEET General #557 - Pozzed Edition

Do you wear sunscreen when outside?

OLD: >>563418

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NEET General #556 - Czech m8 and The Hun Edition

If they had a NEET-up, what would they eat for their meal?

OLD: >>562429

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NEET General #555 - Negress Ownership Edition

Is it like car ownership?

OLD: >>561424

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NEET General #554 - DSP Master Race Edition

Should all NEETs get the DSP?

OLD: >>560468

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NEET General #553 - Real NEET Hours Edition

When are those hours?

OLD: >>559397

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NEET General #552 - Tiktok Trannies Edition

>It hosts a variety of short-form user videos, from genres like pranks, stunts, tricks, jokes, dance, and entertainment with durations from 15 seconds to ten minutes.

OLD: >>558401

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NEET General #551 - Gaslighting Edition

>'Gaslighting' is when someone leads you to question your own reality.
Are you real?

OLD: >>557367

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NEET General #550 - Someday I'm Gonna Lead A Better Life Than This Edition

Start today!

OLD: >>556418

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NEET General #549 - re-Viled! Edition

What and when was your last vile moment?

OLD: >>555348

R: 1000 / I: 155 / P: 13

NEET General #548 - Single Malt Goon Edition

What is the best brand for (You)?

OLD: >>554421

R: 1000 / I: 139 / P: 13

NEET General #547 - Chink Fast Food Edition

When is Chinkmass? Are (You) getting involved?

OLD: >>553343

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NEET General #546 - Mong Herder edition

What is the proper mong herding etiquette?

OLD: >>552381

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NEET General #545 - Asking For A Fren Edition

Would you let a NEET cut your hair?

OLD: >>551352

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NEET General #544 - Metamucil Edition

Where are you getting your fibre to keep you regular NEET?

OLD: >>550392

R: 1000 / I: 148 / P: 14

NEET General #543 - Mong Curriculum Edition

Is there too much boong content in the NEET curriculum? Should NEET students study more worthwhile things?

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NEET General #542 - Sleep Hygiene Edition

Are you getting enough quality sleep, neet?
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NEET General #541 - Rage Against The Wage Edition

>This position I've held ... it pays may way and it corrodes my soul.

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NEET General #540 - Miss Lisbeth Edition

Cultural icon or disaster?

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NEET General #539 - No Homo Edition

Don't forget to say those magic words in the title.

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NEET General #538 - For Whom The Boongs Toll Edition

Just who is taxing who?

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NEET General #537 - Garn to Woolies Edition

What do you need NEET?

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NEET General #536 - Mendax Edition

Do you think he's going on a holiday?

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NEET General #535 - Karen Kujo Edition

Do you think it was possible she escaped Brazil?

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NEET General #534 - Secretive, Adorable Weirdos Edition

If you could pass a physical note to another NEET, what would be on it?

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NEET General #534 - Yellow High Heels Edition

Have you NEETs ever been so wowed by an item of gender-bending NEET footwear that it has made you question your understanding of reality itself?

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