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NEET General #826 - Mogged and Humbled Edition NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No. 839771
Good on Weber for finally putting him in his place.

Old Thread: >>838770

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.839781 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.839791 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.839793 del
im going pee in toilet

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.839804 del
keep pooing today, this is like the 5th time

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.839807 del
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The action-thriller Sudden Death (1995) will be on tonight neets. 7pm AEDT.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.839808 del
I can't believe webby, how can he just selfishly keep making huge amounts of money and winning without any regard for cruisey's feelings? How?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.839810 del
He has apologised a number of times.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.839815 del
>tfw mogged

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.839816 del
He can't help himself, he's trying to prove it'll fail.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.839817 del
It has to fail in a day or two and I will stop at that point.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.839818 del
Too big to fail. Not sure about his knees though.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.839819 del
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>she's my girlfriend now
Might as well start fucking her too since my life's over.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.839820 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.839821 del
They would have to have AI systems profiling people and hooking them with wins by now. There is no question about it.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.839822 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.839824 del
I don't think any of us are la-di-da gin drinkers.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.839825 del
I had some gin once, used to drink it while playing d&d

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.839826 del
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Bit more of a. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAH today. Sun has shifted all the shady spots and Boomers have claimed the rest. Some surf event on too fucking all the traffic up. Though I was proper done by a paddy wagon when he turned his lights on behind me for not wearing a helmet but luckily he was getting a zoomer for a flagrant parking violation.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.839827 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.839828 del
Drinking & Driving is my favourite game :)

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.839829 del
I went through a phase were I would drink G&T after I'd consumed beer and wine.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.839830 del
Forgot to go to Jaycar today. Can't even remember what I was going for (other than terrorising whats his face).

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.839831 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=40llxjrIG3w [Embed]

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.839832 del
Fucking hell noticing more and more straight off the boat JEETs families every weekend. And they are not here for a holiday…..

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.839833 del
Sir's Chain Lube coming to a a suburb near you.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.839834 del
>(other than terrorising whats his face).
His heart must have felt empty.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.839835 del
Every day he goes to work, not knowing if Weber is going to come into the shop and terrorise him.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.839836 del
Been feeling JUSTED all day after terrible sleep last night, had a big bowl of salad of cranberries, cabbage, wombok, kale, broccoli, corn and shallots, instantly better. It may not be as cool as a coffee enema, but it does seem to work

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.839837 del
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The age of white man is over, now is the reign of albo

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.839838 del
Would this have impact on the amateur radio or cause interference to anyone else?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.839839 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jzsSXrYHrNw [Embed]
Doing this track next Sunday.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.839841 del
Nah, it's down in the unlicensed communal spectrum I think.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.839842 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.839843 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.839845 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uuc9frxacfE [Embed]

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.839846 del
Good afternoon, NEET.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.839848 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.839849 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.839850 del
scooby dooby doo

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.839851 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.839853 del
Slampig action

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.839856 del
They've been saying that since like the 80's

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.839857 del
You've summer time now, dude.

When does that start?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.839858 del
Actually now. Winter time.
AE Daylight
AE Standard

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.839859 del
Terrorist attack in Bondi lads

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.839860 del
they've been saying that for 20 years now, I for one will be glad when it's too late to save the planet because I'll no longer have to read articles like this

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.839861 del
I'm a neet, time is a wagie concept

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.839862 del
Have the chief pigs started saying "nothing to see here" yet?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.839863 del
big attack?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.839864 del
Just another day in the cultural melting pot that is Sydney. White Christians are still the biggest threat to the country according to Uncle Mike at ASIO.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.839865 del
4 dead so far, not counting the raghead the police shot.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.839866 del
One of the victims is a baby
Total shitskin death

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.839867 del
diversity is our strength

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.839868 del
Nobody could have predicted this.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.839869 del
Garn crash that party tonight

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.839870 del
We need monk to post some snarky yet insightful comments from his twitter account

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.839871 del
get us some pics of qts there

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.839872 del
Tom and Jacob need to get him on open mic dropping some red pills

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.839873 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.839874 del
i should start shitting on a plate and taking pictures of it for you

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.839876 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rwzK844Y0JY [Embed]

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.839877 del
What's that outfit he's wearing?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.839878 del
kangaroos rugby top
he's still 100% raghead though

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.839879 del
Joslin could have.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.839880 del
Was he wearing it ironically?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.839881 del
Steaming special?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.839883 del
there are ragheads in both football codes in the eastern states

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.839884 del
they dont even check that barshar hoolie for explosives before letting him run out onto the MCG

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.839885 del
He's retired.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.839886 del
At least you would have something fresh to eat.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.839887 del
>6% live outside Hungary
There is about 13-4 million Hungarians in the Carpathian basin, 3-4 million is not living in Little Hungary. That is not 6%.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.839890 del
*13-14 million

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.839893 del
Lol at map at 5:55

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.839895 del
Dont threaten Big Fella, you mong fuck.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.839896 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.839898 del
No matter how rude he is, I won't stop watching WillyOAM's channel.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.839899 del
Anyone know any good movies or anime?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.839901 del
I'm up to episode 3 of The witch and the beast, it's been fine so far.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.839903 del
Mushoku Tensei anime.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.839904 del
I am about half an hour into episode 1 of Fallout. Some sort of genderqueer tranny just appeared.
Getting very close to closing the tab.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.839905 del
imagine opening the tab in the first place

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.839907 del
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>Some sort of genderqueer tranny just appeared.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.839909 del
Watched the whole thing. You won't lose nothing by not watching.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.839910 del
Stick to your plate project.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.839911 del
Was I right about the tranny? Is there more of it?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.839913 del
I don't remember any tranny.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.839914 del
Outshine them both with your plate project.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.839915 del
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Sudden Death (1995) will be on in 1 hour neets. Van Damme stars as a former fireman takes on a group of terrorists holding the Vice President and others hostage during the seventh game of the NHL Stanley Cup finals.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.839916 del
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I thought the thing on the left looked suspect.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.839917 del
Whole lot look like they're at an NDIS gathering

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.839918 del
Thousands if not hundreds of thousands in mong funding potential.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.839919 del
> You won't lose nothing by not watching.

THIS. Can confirm THIS . Its nothing profound its just entertainment. Still watching it anyway. Just remembered a moofie i recommended was playing. Its nice the daylight saving niggery has ended.....

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.839921 del
I hate Queensland

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.839922 del
well what are you waiting for ?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.839923 del
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Is it over.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.839924 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.839925 del
wtf is this real?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.839926 del
i would believe it, i can tell by the pixels

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.839927 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.839928 del
Ah that one.
Well, it was produced by Amazon.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.839929 del
Nuro? No!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.839930 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.839931 del
>one hour

you are getting real sloppy..... daylight savings has ended

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.839932 del
Teh Mummy and Teh Exorcist on telly tonight.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.839933 del
All the local boongs are congregating outside my house. Full on Corroboree.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.839934 del
Need a higher quality version to use as a desktop background please.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.839935 del
Nuro burned down a 6G tower, once.

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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.839938 del
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>stuck in linux dependency hell maximum WOE

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.839939 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.839940 del
Paint your face black and go out and join them.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.839941 del
I heard he left a shit there too.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.839942 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.839943 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4 [Embed]

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.839944 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.839945 del
Well memed.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.839946 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.839947 del
Honest Kek. I will be asleep by the time you get here.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.839948 del
ok, finally got shit working

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.839949 del
Just leave the door unlocked and teh lights in the kitchen on.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.839950 del
I hope he does for you.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.839951 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.839952 del
On TikTok they're trying to claim he's white.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.839953 del
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Get in here neets, it's time to watch van damme kick some arse: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.839954 del
He looks pretty pale. That Aussie rugby kit has me wondering. Might be mental health.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.839955 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.839956 del
What's for dindins neets? I have some lamb korma canned sloppa

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.839957 del
a literal oogabooga nigger took about an hour and a half to deliver me some cold red rooster
about to do some racism and get my money back

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.839958 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.839959 del
see if you can get him fired and deported too

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.839960 del
going to try
have screenshots showing him supposedly sitting at RR for 50 minutes and then jumping all over the map for 5 or 10 minutes at a time as he turns his gps on and off
that is fraud in my book

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.839961 del
In the comments anytime someone mentions Muslim people reply saying he's white
https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/video/7357255317543079211 [Embed]

I look forward to his identity being revealed later on.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.839962 del
Carn Crows. What a finish!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.839963 del
This always happens and yet you keep putting in orders for brown hands to make and deliver you food.
Time to delete the app. Boycott brown hands. Brown drivers. Brown people.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.839964 del
Big racism?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.839965 del
He won't learn.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.839966 del
>I look forward to his identity being revealed later on.
Media is already blurring his face, despite him being dead (and therefore no issues with libel etc).

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.839967 del
have they release a name?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.839968 del
Libel my arse!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.839969 del
>that is fraud in my book
Delete the app and keep your dignity.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.839970 del
He's not going to delete the app.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.839971 del
He's keeping them accountable.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.839972 del
No. We won't get it for days or weeks if it's a non-anglo name.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.839973 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.839974 del
You need the app if you need to get an Uber. Pajeet might drive like shit, but he'll pick you up in 3 minutes, unlike Suburban Taxi who want you to wait for 45 minutes or more on the side of the road.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.839975 del
yes, the rule is if the murderer is white they release his picture almost immediately, if they're non-white there's a long delay and we get lots of pictures of police instead

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.839977 del
BEAN and mushroom chilli con carne

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.839978 del
A big story like this we'll know the guy's name by tomorrow morning at the latest.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.839979 del
Well beaned

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.839980 del
Kidney beans?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.839981 del
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Poached eggs for too long

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.839982 del
Just how I like them. Looks nice.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.839983 del
they look ok, at least you won't get salmonella

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.839984 del
I watched the first episode and liked it.

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what would you guess the race as?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.839986 del
Haha cool

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.839987 del
I want to go to ireland and acquire an irish woman to impregnate.

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What would trev say to this?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.839990 del
She's an idiot for not immediately cuffing him and kicking the knife. He could have using his last breathe to stab her.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.839991 del
Well rounded feed.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.839992 del
Goad toad.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.839993 del
She has enough confirmed kills to know when they're done.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.839994 del
Having the first XXXX of my life
Stuffed full of parma

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.839995 del
What if he was playing possum

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.839996 del
>Stuffed full of parma
iktf bro

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.839997 del
Is it any good?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.839998 del
now why would you go and do a silly thing like that?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.839999 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.840000 del
Join the rugby team and get on the Bundy.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.840001 del
When do you think you'll be hitting the Cas?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.840002 del
Very nice.

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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.840004 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.840005 del
>What are you going to do, stab me?
>quote from man stabbed.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.840006 del
the skinny little poof retreated from all of the men who came at him
preferred to try and stab women and children

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.840007 del
Lots of (you)s for troppo mode Monk.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.840008 del
The mother of that stabbed baby died.
Baby is still being worked on apparnetly.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.840009 del
weber sized shit

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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.840012 del
cannoli beans

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.840013 del
That's a man.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.840014 del
>dago beans

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.840015 del
you're a man

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.840016 del
i would rape that

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.840017 del
I did a smelly in pants

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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.840021 del
bloody bastard bitch

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.840022 del
his eyes are too far apart, surely some sort of mong?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.840023 del
Or Balkan

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.840024 del
What's the difference?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.840025 del
That's a specific type.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.840026 del
It's done for effect, you mong. Do you think this is a legitimate record too?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.840027 del
you're a rather nasty one

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.840029 del
His Red Rooster was cold.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.840030 del
This is why I don't watch the news anymore.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.840031 del
red rooter!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.840032 del
i liek chikin chips and gravy

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.840033 del
I need a female housemaid

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.840034 del
they're called bangmaids

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.840035 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.840036 del
He fondled the chambermaid.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.840038 del
Gook evening Wan-Wan.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.840039 del
going to watch tele

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.840040 del
Horrible creature. Not even human.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.840041 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.840042 del
ohhh herrro! -.-

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.840043 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.840044 del
we could run a train on this one when we all go to thailand together nuro and iga will have each other to pork

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.840045 del
Cruisey: Weber puts a rollmop in each pocket when he heads to the pokies.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.840046 del
Bitch can't even keep her knees clean

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.840047 del
That one is better.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.840048 del
i to want believe

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.840049 del
you're better, it's been decided we're using your hole instead

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.840050 del
I only have one left. I'll need to get some more to follow that system.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.840051 del
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Cruisey playing the pokies.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.840052 del
Webby playing the pokies.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.840053 del
There's definitely a penis between those legs.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.840054 del
There needs to be a banner comparing the two

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.840055 del
there will be several during the /ausneets/ thai trip ;)

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.840056 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.840057 del
I agree.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.840058 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.840059 del
Lend me $100 and enough for a jar of rollmops and I'll double your investment. Guaranteed.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.840060 del
GregO eating a hamburger

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.840061 del
He's had a perm.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.840062 del
grego would eat a boongs arse!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.840063 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.840064 del
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If you're so good at making money why do you need to borrow it?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.840065 del
All over score of 8.9/10

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.840066 del
anyone else following the auspol thread on the bondi stabbing?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.840067 del
Miss out then.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.840068 del
Bulgarian Druze.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.840070 del
someone else needs to post

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.840071 del
Got hiccups.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.840072 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.840073 del
got indigestion from the canned goyslop...never again

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.840074 del
>never again
until next time

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.840075 del
chicken sandwich*

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.840076 del
What did you have?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.840077 del
canned lamb korma

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.840078 del
is bondi really full of jews?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.840079 del
he sleepy

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.840080 del
Chicken perma?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.840081 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.840082 del
Close finish to the footy. Carn Pear.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.840083 del
Bondi itself is more south american, European and pom backpackers most of the adjacent suburbs are pretty jewed

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.840084 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.840085 del
might need some chamomile

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.840086 del
teh smell of fresh garlic and rosemary on my fingers

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.840087 del
To settle your stomach and soothe your nerves.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.840088 del
Lamb roast?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.840089 del
Weber's bum.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.840090 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.840091 del
Gripped it like a bowling ball.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.840092 del
If monk is looking for a computer job he might need to know this:

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.840093 del
All those preservartives

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.840094 del
>naughty muslim

brown criminal would've been funnier

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.840095 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.840096 del
The toilets Vincent shat in must've been soundproofed.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.840097 del
Might invest in space exploration through a company in the uae

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.840098 del
Sounds like a scam.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.840099 del
Got everything prepped for Sunday's roast. Meat marinated. Spuds washed, peeled and resting in a water bath.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.840100 del
There's a good film on channel 7 right now

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.840101 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.840102 del
Nice car mate

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.840103 del
It's no Honda Acura NSX but it gets me from A to B.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.840104 del
Not bad. I’d buy it.

Possibly tomorrow. Just a cheeky pineapple

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.840105 del
Would any of you consider yourself ‘normal’ would you say that you have a neurodivergent radar? Not for like Down syndrome but for people who look normal on the outside.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.840106 del
morning bros

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.840107 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.840108 del
>Iran launches drones at Israel in retaliatory attack
Today looks like the day that israel finally gets shoah'd neets. Who wants popcorn?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.840109 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.840110 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.840111 del
Good morning NEET and handsome fella.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.840112 del
>but for people who look normal on the outside.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.840113 del
A UAV just flew over my house!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.840114 del
good mording to you too!

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.840116 del
Nobody could have predicted this

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.840117 del
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Buy bitcorns.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.840118 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.840119 del
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I have done the hard part for you.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.840120 del
Will there be more monging today?
Will Cruisey try the $100 system all at once with $5 bets?
Will Monk finally hit the Cas?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.840121 del
might go for walkies today neets, visit a bakery for morning tea, listen to some podcasts

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.840122 del
schlomo this board is for whites only, no israeli posters allowed

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.840123 del
That sounds good. I wish I had a proper bakery in waddling distance. The viet dog bakery at the local shops doesn't count.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.840124 del
A good start but we need them labeled with their names

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.840125 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.840128 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.840129 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.840130 del
That's a good bakery.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.840131 del
I hear they do a good pepper puppy pie

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.840132 del
The pies are basically 95% gravy

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.840133 del
Vile things.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.840134 del
Lucky pocket charms.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.840135 del
Some good comments in there today.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.840136 del
They all have a big chunk in the middle. I reckon they're better than vilis.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.840137 del
Wonder if Weber is waiting at the side (his back) near the gaming room doors.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.840138 del
neets with a broke boy mindset

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.840139 del
>I reckon they're better than vilis.
Well yeah Vili's pastry tastes like burnt arse, and Balfour's pies are inedible, so there's not much competition there.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.840140 del
Cruisey needs to manifest his wins

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.840141 del
a broke straight boys mindset

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.840142 del
cruisey needs to sell his hole

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.840143 del
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NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.840144 del
terrible pepe

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.840145 del
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I bet all the pokies slags are flirting with him, wanting him to put a bit of his huge system in them

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.840146 del
He should start charging people $5 to have a look and feel of his clumpy foot. 20 people a day is all he needs to feed the system.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.840147 del
I see no rollmops

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.840148 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.840149 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.840151 del
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you should consider long range waddling neet, it could be good for you

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.840154 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.840156 del
Part of the reason you don't fuck around with them unless you're prepared. There is a story in the family of someone playing with one and running away, hiding in a shop to avoid one.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.840157 del
ok, going for a long range waddle to the bakery, you neets want anything while I'm there?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.840158 del
a pepper pie and some kind of slice please

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.840159 del

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.840160 del
It would be good for me, but I usually start out doing 4 or 5 kilometers and then bitching about lower back pain and giving it away

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.840162 del
No. His name's Joel.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.840163 del
Is that you, ReadingComprehensionNEET?

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.840164 del
I'd pay.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.840165 del
Chilli pie and a can of coke please.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.840166 del

He was in the news the other week for the full page letter he took out in the paper defending Ben Roberts-Smith

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.840168 del
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This shit is all connected. Something like freemasons X MK-Ultra/Naomi. Once you realize you are just a moo cow to be milked and slaughtered then everything becomes transparent.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.840169 del
The universe punished him for his racist action in taking out that ad. Makes you think.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.840170 del
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Absolute False Flag Psyop Happening now.
CIA mockingbird media in fevered lockstep.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.840171 del
lol OK.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.840172 del
I have invested heavily in a certain Isrealy construction firm who has a very specific footpirnt in downtown tel aviv. You need to up your conspiracy game, sir.

NEET 04/13/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.840173 del
Hamas, and the grime is gone demo and remodeling limited.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.840174 del
There's a new video of Ukraine attacking its own troops for not winning and trying to sleep... with thermite! Ooh! Sparkley!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.840175 del
I lost that $100, Cruisey.
We can stop now.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.840176 del
I could stop if I wanted to.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.840177 del
It is good that you admitted that. Poor Cruisey has been tormented by all those wins.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.840178 del
Do any neets take no-doze pills?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.840179 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.840180 del
You've just learned a system rule.
No wins on a Sunday.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.840181 del
Has spreadsheet NEET kept count?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.840182 del
His computer crashed after the second big win.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.840183 del
Disappointed that murderer wasn’t a muzzie

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.840184 del
I dont care what they say, he wasn't anglo. Common for wogs to adopt western names.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.840185 del
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Obviously he's white you bigot, who are you going to believe, the media or your own lying eyes?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.840186 del
Just looked up some blogs on pokie payouts.
higher bets are the only way

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.840187 del
Does caffeine improve your wank drive?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.840188 del
Wikipedia says Cauchi is a Maltese surname. Malta resides between Libya and Tunisia, ergo sand nigger.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.840189 del
webby knew this all along

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.840190 del
It should be obvious to anybody who bothered to read the big glowing fucking panel above the monitor. Wins are multiples of the bet amount.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.840191 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.840192 del
If you really educated yourself on Pokies you would never play them.
Stop now before it is too late.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.840193 del
Pokies are fun.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.840194 del
Garn a cobbee and something hot and greasy from the servo. I will not lose this day.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.840195 del
Concerned that Weber may have pushed this smooth brain Cruisey into significantly increasing his pokie problem leading to severe losses upcoming.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.840196 del
>servo food
no good will come of this.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.840197 del
Sometimes webby is james bond, other times he is a bond villain

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.840198 del
I don't do much right, do I?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.840199 del
Trust the system.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.840200 del
Just went to beach to eat a cheaky Boig. Not a single park anywhere along the coast. People double and triple parked every where.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.840201 del
what happened to the party last night?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.840202 del
Just awful.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.840203 del
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Trust the food pyramid

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.840204 del
Wasn't invited.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.840205 del
webby and cruisey should go on a pokies date, with webby providing a masterclass in how to win at the pokies and cruisey paying for all the food and grog

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.840206 del
i told you i had worked 6 days and was fucking exhausted, guts were fucked too.

I put in some earplugs and went to bed early


NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.840207 del
>tfw no Volvo XC-90

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.840209 del
Volvos have a lot of issues these days. Not like the old days where they were designed to be driven into a tree. Perfectly safe.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.840210 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.840211 del
need a poo but the amazon man is coming

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.840213 del
He doesn't want to take me on a date.
We're not gambling any more. That goes for everybody here.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.840214 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.840215 del
> amazon man is coming
Big wank session?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.840216 del
>tfw no RAM 1500

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.840217 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.840218 del
Not going to the cas. Garn the beach with a tinnie or two

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.840219 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.840220 del
Good. Keep it to two.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.840221 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.840222 del
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No womboflix tonight neets. Dune was going to be our Sunday movie, but we played them on Monday and Tuesday.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.840223 del
Maybe we could find a documentary on the dangers of gambling

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.840224 del
ffs weber...

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.840225 del
garn get some chockies from iga, can I get you neets anything?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.840226 del
neets would not listen

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.840227 del
some tackle

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.840228 del
Unless Nuro hand picks an action moofie it simply is not worth it.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.840229 del
Get me that Kit-kat block I am tired of asking.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.840230 del
Kilo of prawns please.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.840231 del
All I have is some Old Gold and a few mini eggs from last Easter.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.840232 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ytDMFCqKxbE [Embed]

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.840233 del
True, we'd have to peruse 4chan's /tv/ for 10-15s to get the update on what to think about films.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.840235 del
my exact body type

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.840236 del
fuck off 10k

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.840237 del
10k? more like 1k

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.840238 del
Take your meds **(not the meth).

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.840239 del
not nuro

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.840240 del
nuro should volunteer at a drug rehab centre

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.840241 del
I'm so horny I can't think straight.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.840242 del
It would help him meet his workforce points target.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.840243 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.840244 del
i was thinking he could get more drug sources

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.840245 del
obtuse rubber goose

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.840246 del
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>Hello NEET, don't forget your JSP appointment tomorrow, 9am

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.840247 del
prepare the plate

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.840248 del
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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.840249 del
Going to the shooting range tomorrow

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.840250 del
Woefully Bantered.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.840251 del
Good luck. Have fun.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.840252 del
The charcuterie?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.840253 del
Big meal?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.840254 del
Huh ?
what part of "the government is not providing support to me in any way shape or form dont you understand ?" fuck sake i even have to pay to see my doc.

You go suck that government titty fagggot.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.840255 del
Dont be mean to cruisey.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.840256 del
I'm going to shit my pants if that delivery guy doesn't come soon.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.840257 del
God i hate the NDIS so god damn much

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.840258 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.840259 del
Well bantered.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.840261 del
Because they cut you off?

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.840263 del
I am a prisoner in this body.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.840264 del
Feeling sick thinking about the future.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.840265 del
there is no future

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.840266 del
Difficult things coming?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.840267 del
Delivery guy has been. I started farting running across the front lawn to get back inside. Exploded into the bowl.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.840269 del
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Instructions are in German 🙄

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.840270 del
Good hodling, very close call.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.840271 del
Tiffin can translate.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.840272 del
Well timed.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.840273 del
Seeing mongs on the street in their new power wheelchairs with some pajeet trailing behind is so cringe.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.840274 del
Comfy sickle day

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.840275 del
They are the future. You are the past.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.840276 del
Can you translate this >>840269

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.840277 del
Putting together the day 1 schedule for NEETcon 2024:
0800 Bugle instruction
0930 The System
1030 Morning tea
1100 Conversational German
1200 Lunch
1300 Rorting the NDIS
1400 Identifying Toilet Drugs
1430 Afternoon Tea
1500 Growing Cucumbers at Home
1600 Drinks - Dan Murphy, Conference Sponsor

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It says Maintenance Manual for the Desoldering Gun.

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Your future is an unmarked grave with a tea-tree for a headstone (You) tiny marxist parasite.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.840280 del
What about Pajeet Doctor Shopping Because You Don't Have Mates to Score Drugs From?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.840281 del
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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.840282 del
>i even have to pay to see my doc

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.840284 del
And he has to see a lot of them to get the right prescription.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.840286 del
We need workshops for penis washing

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.840287 del
sorry about the spoiler not working

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.840288 del
Elizabeth Cash Converters

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.840289 del
I didn't find it all that funny until he started singing.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.840290 del
Dirty bitch

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.840292 del
I got the impression from the dialogue and her face just after that she didn't realise it was mentos and coke going up her bum

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.840294 del
Had a big nap. About 4 or 5 hrs.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.840296 del
German for farting across the front yard.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.840297 del
Perfect timing.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.840298 del
I had two glasses of milk today, just to spite the lactose intolerant. I hate the lactose intolerant so much it's unreal. Imagine being lactose intolerant.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.840299 del
i shall do a big shit, no plate

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.840300 del
Lots of trannies in Perth.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.840301 del
Fuck them!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.840302 del
After hours, invite only.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.840303 del
Will attend.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.840304 del
Thanks Trev.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.840306 del
Tomorrow, plate?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.840307 del
ffs 10k...

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Is that all you need?
Reminds me of

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.840314 del
FAGMAN companies.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.840315 del
pulled my willy too many times today

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.840316 del
Monkey sleep time?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.840317 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.840318 del
The smell of home
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-niyYHexMTo [Embed]

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.840319 del
I wanna see a video down from the neck in the full length mirror rubbing his tummy

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Settle down big fella

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.840321 del
Carole King blasting.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.840322 del
Awoke from a nap, absolutely regretting that goyslop thismorning. Tried to do a catchup, nothing of importance worth replying to. Might finish watching Fallout. Seriously fuck today.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.840325 del
Very productive day.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.840326 del
What did you get done NEET?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.840327 del
Nobody does it better, baby you're the best

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.840328 del
Garn watch shutter island. running out of food

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.840330 del
Is there a game as addictive as counterstrike? 20 years, I'm still fucking wasting my life on it.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.840331 del
Yeah pubg and dota 2

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Don't make any noise.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.840333 del
worn down to a nub?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.840334 del
Lather in batter, that's how you do the El Nurgo.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.840335 del
Those online games are for the youth with working fast action muscles in their eyes.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.840337 del
Rmember when we all pooed in Nuro's pool?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.840338 del
A great many sickle related tasks.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.840339 del
I'm brewing a cold. Going to skip out on teh wage this week because I'm sicko and need to get off.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.840340 del
The YouTuber Who Thinks Australia Doesn't Exist

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.840341 del
think I might cancel my appointment with the jsp - I've realised I'm just such a lazy boong, the working life is not for me

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.840342 del
The Australia I knew no longer exists

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.840344 del
that australia died before you were born

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.840345 del
Poo poo head

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.840346 del
The fish my family taught me to eat - flake and tuna, is all full of mercury. How the fuck does this shit happen?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.840347 del
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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.840348 del
A bit is good for you.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.840349 del
You need to eat a lot of it for that to matter.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.840350 del
I hope that's not you Colgate.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.840351 del
I’m off to the pokies

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.840352 del
cruisey! no!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.840353 del
Don't be a dumb dumb

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.840355 del
a hero has to follow his destiny.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.840356 del
You Earned It !

I am seriously thinking about fucking tomorrow off too. Will evaluate the situation based on the refreshed index tomorrow morning.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.840357 del
The boongcycle has been manned by a new contender.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.840358 del
Going to watch tele

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.840359 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.840360 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HctMZfe2uaA [Embed]

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.840361 del
Seriously dude what the fuck, just keep up appearances.... make up some bullshit about your lease is up and have to move house and its all too much....... you only ever have to stress when WFTD comes knocking.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.840362 del
We all died in 2012. What this is i do not know....

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.840363 del
would be awkward chucking a sickie in the work toilet

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.840364 del
Is this the secret wisdom given by machine elves? What else do they know?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.840365 del
What's different?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.840366 del
Failed meme. Cringing here bro.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.840367 del
Would be awkward being wrong all the time...

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.840369 del
i wouldnt know

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.840370 del
hello tiffiny

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.840371 del
Unfortunately not. I believe my purchases at off ya head were back in 2010. Some time before timelines diverged.

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Sadly, Cringe is the natural state for some.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.840373 del
Not him. I’m TropicalNEET

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.840374 del
>no customers

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.840375 del
>tfw no machine elf friends

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.840376 del
I've still got some DMT containing resin somewhere...

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.840377 del
Remember you need an MonoAmineOxideInhibitor to give it legs

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.840378 del
Good luck getting a script for that. Its all SSRI's across the board now. I'd doubt that anyone takes it any more.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.840379 del
Druggy scum.

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Its passion fruit flower you dumb fucking shit.

Unenlightened miserable son of a bitch

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.840381 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uoCL_zAIvAU [Embed]

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.840382 del
Is trump going to win Nuro?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.840384 del
Watching the Caspian Report talking about NATO being a bunch of freeloaders expecting the US to fund military shit.

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>passion fruit flower
I'm not gonna fall for that one. I'm not gonna take weirdo hippy drugs reccomended by anonymous fast types off the internet, no sir.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.840386 del
Going to hit a major I can feel it

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.840387 del
The diet wagon has left me depleted of energy and my mind full of depressing thoughts and memories.
Going to buy some proper food tomorrow. Can't live without it. This dieting is toxic.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.840388 del
What would be the nature of this proper food? Discount easter eggs?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.840389 del
Get some hello fresh type thing, foodbank sell portioned meals.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.840390 del
Just keep feeding pineapples in until it hits.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.840391 del

if both monk and webby win massively at the pokies won't that crush cruisey's sense of self worth that everyone but him is a winner?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.840392 del
That will not be adequate.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.840393 del
Trust the system.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.840394 del
I did not hit a major. I did not get a feature. I wasted a pineapple in minutes. How does he do it?

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.840396 del
He had a brief period of luck. It is gone now.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.840397 del
> I can feel it
That's your penis.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.840398 del
He puts two in his hole at once

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.840399 del
Get plenty of fruit and veges.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.840400 del
iktf....i need some chocolate...i need it tonight

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.840401 del
it'll have to be woolies...I've been to the local iga too many times today, I can't keep going back there and buying more junk food without feeling judged

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.840402 del
You’re rotating shops like I did with bottleos
Soon you’ll recognise their shifts

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.840403 del
I could stop if I wanted to. I will. Soon.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.840404 del
He is one with the bleep bloop

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>Is trump going to win Nuro?

Well Trump will win the election bigly assuming one is held.
I think Biden will replaced as the democratic nominee the last minute.
Whoever he is running against They will atttempt to steal it from Trump.
They can only steal so much and this time there will be a clear Trump Victory.
So yes Trump will win. HOWEVER.
They will never let Trump serve as 47
They will honestly nuke a city to take him out one way or the other.
This is JFK 3.0
There is more than 60 years of lies and deception on the line with this one.
Deep State Will under no state give up power again.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.840407 del
In the bag.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.840408 del
LED TVs don't get burn in

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.840409 del
where are the boongs?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.840410 del
That chart is just for humans.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.840411 del
Aren't most of Samsung's TV range still LCD?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.840412 del
Just ordered food as the only person in the sports bar on a Sunday night. Living large

Lol mental illness

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.840413 del
Ready to hit the Cas?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.840414 del
I think Nuro is right. Not about JFK 3.0 but that Trump has already won.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.840415 del
Burn in is practically impossible on LCDs too.
Temporary image retention maybe, not burn in.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.840416 del
Keeping the irish out of office was worth it

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.840417 del
what did you get?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.840418 del
He watches thongs in 2000pxl
We wouldn't know

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.840420 del
If you're talking about retention: capacitance

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.840422 del
Mongaro stopped paying the twink fee

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.840424 del
>looking 39-year-old guy
That's a bear.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.840425 del
It's funny when the more autistic board members make serious replies to jokes.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.840426 del
The YouTube algorithm suggested this to me: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DqRxaHAh9-E [Embed]
I haven't googled anything pokies related, so the only thing I can think of is when I have emailed photos to myself from my phone, gmail has analysed them enough to know what they're of

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.840427 del
That or Big Fella and Ovaltine are selling our posts

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.840428 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.840429 del
System embracer.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.840430 del
Big tranny sex session planned for the Perth trip?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.840431 del
They're watching you.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.840433 del
We need to get Weber to Las Vegas and on the $75 spins

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.840434 del
Weber, Cruisey and Monk for maximum chaos.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.840435 del
His business is growing.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.840436 del
discount dara lea eggs are excellent, so glad that I garned

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.840437 del
Straight to the arse!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.840438 del
Price and weight?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.840439 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v9avv-yDmZ4 [Embed]
$200 a spin, nets himself $100k

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.840440 del
I think it was $1.50 for a 110g bag of solid eggs, and $1.50 for a 160g bunny

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.840441 del
I bet this is how webby actually bought the corvette, the whole cybersecurity 'career' was just a ruse

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.840442 del
The chocolate is doing an excellent job of increasing my concentration and attention. It is like cocoa flavoured dexies.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.840443 del
All neets do.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.840444 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.840445 del
Just stop before you have a massive crash from the sugar wearing off.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.840446 del
Too late now.

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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.840448 del

Garn use the old "Muh car battery is flat" excuse. Works every time :)

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.840449 del
The bigger the fish the higher the levels of mercury. Eat the babbies.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.840450 del
Has business been busier over the school holiday period?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.840451 del
>$1.50 for a 160g bunny
That's a good deal.

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Teh Expendables 3(three) on 9gem

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.840453 del
terrible film, rewatch predator instead

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.840454 del
Ah the directors cut with Trev.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.840455 del
I am now laying on the beach with a 6 pack, vaping away, looking like a boong as Asian tourists walk past anxiously

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.840456 del
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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.840457 del
Consolation prize?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.840458 del
Natural habitat.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.840459 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.840460 del
Head for rub and tug next.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.840461 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.840462 del
might have a can of mondster before bed

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.840463 del
unwise neet

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.840465 del
when did stallone get taller than arnie?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.840466 del
regretting those eggs now, 270g of chocolate is too much before bed

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.840467 del
It's very unfortunate that sugar helps me concentrate. What can be done?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.840468 del
Buy more easter eggs!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.840469 del
You can keep eating it (a bit like an alcoholic staves off a hangover), but it will hurt you long term.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.840470 del
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In she goes

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.840471 del
Is that the one FRM got you, Davo?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.840472 del
Think I have brain damage - I can remember a tune I heard in a game, but can't remember what game it was.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.840473 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.840474 del
Looks good NEET.
I tend to slice holes in the lamb and insert the garlic slices. I find they burn and go bitter if you leave them exposed.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.840475 del
Movie magic!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.840476 del
ok, finally figured it out, it was a track from mass effect

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.840477 del
Youtube link please.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.840478 del
I thought he got some pre-cooked leftovers.

Cooking it covered with foil for 2 hours, then uncovered for about 30 minutes to get some colour.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.840479 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4SFXIzNf1o [Embed]

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.840480 del
I think I need to accept chocolate, just in small doses

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.840481 del
Thank you.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.840482 del
You were made for this.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.840483 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.840484 del
Bet you can't remember it now

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.840485 del
actually, I can

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.840486 del
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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.840487 del
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NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.840488 del
I can smell the garlic now.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.840489 del
googling sugar and focus brings up a bunch of posts about adhd. Everything always leads back to dexies and ADHD

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.840490 del
Back on the mre videos. They are super comfy to fall asleep to.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.840491 del
Cut the roasting time short by 30 mintues because I'm too impatient.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.840492 del
rare meat is good for you neet, much more nutritious

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.840493 del
Make sure to let it rest. 20 minutes.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.840494 del
You want to eat meat as often as possible and as red as possible. I mean the lamb was a vegan, and look what happened to it.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.840495 del
are you going to eat the whole thing in one sitting like a real neet?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.840496 del
I think one of our NEETs died doing that.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.840497 del
But his name will forever live on in legend here

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.840498 del
Lamb Roast NEET.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.840499 del
the camomile is hitting me hard this evening, very sleepy

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.840500 del
It's resting now. Not liking the pink juices I'm seeing on the plate. Might've pulled it too soon.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.840501 del
Put it back in.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.840502 del
It's fine. Bit of horseradish or mustard on it and you won't be able to tell.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.840503 del
Too late now I'm roasting spuds!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.840504 del
Had a herb Albert's pie. Quite satisfying.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.840505 del
What sort?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.840506 del
Red wine and pepper.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.840507 del
Good night NEETs.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.840508 del
It simply isn’t real lad. I’ve been listening to some cunts talk about ADHD on this trip, they’re just mongs. Front line cannon fodder. Just mental fuckups. In every society there’s a group of disparaged young men who inhabit the warrior class but we were denied that opportunity. Make of that what you will, anger is good.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.840509 del
Troppo mode Monk is going to cancel his flight and drive the chariot home.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.840510 del
I’ve been looking at local jobs

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.840511 del
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Sounds nice. Colesworth done got them on special atm , and there's a few new flavours too.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.840512 del
Good night. Shitpost with ya tomorrow.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.840513 del
If you want the pork get it from Waldoes because Coles isn't dropping the price for some reason.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.840514 del
Save up for a Cas visit

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.840515 del
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Gonna cook a big boong breakfast

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.840516 del
NK you boong.
And that kitchen isn't even that bad. There are NEETs living worse.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.840517 del
Look at the cobwebs under the sink

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.840518 del
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You have become too precious. You need to get out on country with the mob.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.840519 del
morning neetbros

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.840520 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.840521 del
True we have NEETs cooking on milkcrates and in kitchenettes.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.840522 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.840523 del
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Good morning.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.840524 del
It fired out of me.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.840525 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.840527 del
Back to this whizzers this mording

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.840528 del
I'll be waiting for you

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.840529 del
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Good. I was worried you'd abandon a well paid job working alongside pajeet for the footloose lifestyle of a professional pokies player.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.840530 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Kitchenettes are Based


Its been weather driven. Feburary and March was fucking shit because it rained the whole fucking time. Should have planned an overseas holiday... Now that the weather is nice i am soo fucking busy.

Guts have settled, had a very decent sleep, feeling Refreshed sickie cancellled. Up and Atom NEETs

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.840531 del
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Sicko checking in. Might do some online shopping and catch the bus into the mall later. Planning to get the soldering iron out today I dont know what I'm doing

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.840532 del
Got here at 7.30 so I can leave at 11.00 and also not see anybody for the first 1.5 hours

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.840533 del

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.840534 del
Your just a mong

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.840535 del
Do it, use some of that stored up Mong adhd and get going

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.840536 del
I haven't seen those flavours.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.840537 del
>tfw resident boong looks down on your squalor

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.840538 del
This includes a 1145 pit stop.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.840539 del
You've earned it!

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.840540 del
GM comrade
Hope the trek in to see the pseudo petit proles doesn't rattle you too much.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.840541 del
Back on the coffee pods. Instant doesn't do it.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.840542 del
might get a ride in on the back of a mongs e-wheelchair if I'm lucky.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.840543 del
Ride the white tiger.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.840544 del
I’m not playing the bloody pokies this week

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.840545 del
Morning. Taxed

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.840547 del
Standards status ?

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.840548 del
Like spitting in the face of lady luck

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.840549 del
Keen on hearing about the FNQLD arc.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.840550 del
Went for a stroll through the park. Old man Pajeet did four laps around it in the time it took me to do one through it.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.840551 del
Pajeet doesn’t appreciate his surroundings

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.840552 del
The Bruce/Piggins defamation verdict gets handed down at 10:15 AEST. Gramps is expected to waffle on about how he reached his decision for up to 2 hours though.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.840553 del
They’ve started arriving. See-through dress Poojeeta said good morning. The one I referred to as “the faggot one” and the “brownoid” whose code I described as “garbage” both walked past my desk looking at the floor.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.840554 del
> Poojeeta
Hope you gave her a smile and a cheeky wink.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.840555 del
What’s the point

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.840556 del
HA replacement. Ask her if she likes to prod the pokes.

NEET 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.840557 del
Prior to referring to them as faggots and niggers, or now?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.840558 del
I have not been following that clown show. But the gist i got is innocent white guy is going to loose a judgement because some bullshit channel 7 producer "evidence" was added at the last minute ?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.840559 del
She is young and thin and reasonably attractive, so there is no point.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.840560 del
Going to try resuming some work on the hole in the afternoons and start grilling again. Might lose a little weight if I’m eating grilled meats and not ordering slop every day.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.840561 del
Might have a wank

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.840562 del
Sounds like a plan.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.840563 del
>As Justice Lee described the case as ‘an omnishambles’, the court’s live stream went down

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.840564 del
I thought lehman was fitting to be Dan Andrews 2.0

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.840565 del
just take it to a welder and get them to do it.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.840566 del
What needs to be done? Last we saw, the hole was cut.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.840567 del
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Having boiled eggs and a can of baked beans I found on the street on the way to the shops just now.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.840568 del
Yeah welders are great on pine

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.840569 del
then take it to a coffin maker. Get fitted while your there.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.840570 del
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>Might lose a little weight if I’m eating grilled meats
A cunning plan

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.840572 del

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.840573 del
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>the “brownoid” whose code I described as “garbage” both walked past my desk looking at the floor.
The white man has re-asserted his dominant position over the brown swarming hordes, as has happened time and time again throughout history.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.840574 del
the white "man" in this case can barely get up from his chair

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.840575 del
Went to see my jsp for the first appointment. Was very laid back. The guy there was an amiable aussie bloke who I reckon probably choofs, plays the pokies and loses a lot, and goes for tug jobs during lunch. Might be a bit too amiable, I'm worried they may not be a lot of help getting me a job. My last jsp from years ago was run by a sleazy jew, but he was a go-getter jew and went and got me a job.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.840576 del
>got me a job
typical kikes

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.840578 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.840579 del
Back on the Luke Smith videos

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.840580 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.840581 del
Skipped mine

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.840583 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.840584 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.840585 del
The Falcon still at the mechanic?

Fuck sickos

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.840586 del

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.840587 del
A neet gentleman has many demands on his time, and can't be expected to waste it looking for work to satisfy those pencil pushers up at cenno.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.840588 del
Little sister don't you

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.840589 del
About to lose the day

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.840590 del
You are less moody when waging.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.840591 del
We are a breed to our own. We only look like white men.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.840592 del
I am usually up-to date with meme flavours.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.840593 del
Do what your big sister does.
Ry Cooder is cool.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.840595 del
fuck you

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.840597 del
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Ok neets, time once more for the womboflix movie selection committee to meet. Vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new one so it can be voted on next week. I'm also thinking of showing the Star Wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi trilogy sometime.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Truman Show
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
Total Recall(1990)
The Gangs of New York
american psycho
The Untouchables
Cape Fear
Once Upon A Time In Holywood
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop
Ex Machina
Back to the future (1985)
Spiderman across the spiderverse (2023)
Annie Hall
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
The Wild Geese(1978)
Freddy Got Fingered(2001)
Eyes Wide Shut
Chariots Of Fire
Star wars/Empire strikes back/Return of the jedi

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.840598 del
I get back from the shops to see that there have been some very low quality and nasty posts made in my absence.
Brown snakes slithering around.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.840599 del
terrible selection, not a surprise

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.840600 del
Woolworths had sold out of sourdough loaves when I got there. It was just after 11am. Very disappointing.
They only bake a few each day. That is what comes from living in a bad home area. Limited selection for the NEET of refinement and taste.
Shelves full of goyslop and prole paste.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.840601 del
Pariston needs to get out a shovel and start breaking snake backs.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.840602 del
Devon teh Cat

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.840603 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.840604 del
Please explain yourself neet

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.840605 del
Freddy got fingered

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.840606 del

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.840607 del
I second this. I will turn up to watch it.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.840608 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.840609 del
you never turn up, your vote means NOTHING

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.840610 del
Or put them somewhere noone can hear their hisses.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.840611 del
P-p-payday. Might visit Mr Poke.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.840612 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.840613 del
One pineapple only.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.840614 del
Poor Freddy grew up never knowing what it's like to be a real man.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.840615 del
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meh showdown in little tokyo. put it on in a couple weeks when I got broadband will ya?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.840616 del
You haven't seen it have you?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.840617 del

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.840618 del
How long is a couple of weeks neet?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.840619 del
The smart move is to invest that rent money.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.840620 del
...in a nice rent boy

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.840621 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.840622 del
thinking about weber

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.840623 del
I hope he is okay after that nasty attack on him.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.840624 del
My parcel got delivered by a Pajeet in a hatchback. Jabbering foreign into a hands free headset.
How I hate them.
Washed my hands very thoroughly after handling the parcel.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.840627 del
Webby is tough. He isn't easily hurt, just easily annoyed.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.840628 del
I am not sure you are correct.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.840629 del
Might make a list of all the things I need to buy once I get a part time job

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.840630 del
Long list?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.840632 del
I am on the Oak Iced Coffee cartons. The Dares were too expensive. $5.35 each now.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.840633 del
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Every neet needs this in his lab to fix lithium batteries and lots of other cool hacks.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.840634 del
>Bruce Lehrmann loses his defamation case against Ten and Lisa Wilkinson

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.840635 del
Is he liable for the bill?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.840636 del
He was an idiot for suing them. He should have just moved on with his life. Same mistake that Afghanistan SAS soldier made. They believed their own lies.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.840637 del
Costs/Awards haven't been determined yet.
I'm fairly sure he won't be able to use bankruptcy to get out of it. They'll garnish his wage for the result of his working life.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.840638 del

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.840639 del
The judge literally said that haven't escaped the lion's den the idiot went back for his hat.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.840640 del
fuck this phone

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.840641 del
Turn Auto-Correction on or off

Open the Settings app.
Tap General > Keyboard.
Turn Auto-Correction on or off

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.840642 del
>went back for his hat
I bet it was a fedora.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.840643 del
He has another rape trial coming up too. It is even more bullshit than the Piggins one but that doesn't matter much these days.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.840644 del
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Many such cases.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.840645 del
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Apparently Piggins is like 12% abbo

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.840646 del
Well deserved ban.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.840647 del
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no tears for that ZOG acolyte. These types would be sent to the special camps with proper crematoriums.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.840648 del
no one would any more.

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I bet the white 88% of her ancestors raped and genocided the boong 12%

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.840650 del
>Shelves full of goyslop and prole paste.
Good snapshot into NEET life.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.840651 del
Fitting that her lies and corrupt nature altered her physical appearance.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.840652 del
and 88% body fat

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.840653 del
Its all the sin, It comes out like in the portrait of Dorian Grey.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.840654 del
Tonight I will have tacos

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.840655 del
>thinking about Olive

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Iran is getting creative

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.840659 del
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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.840660 del
that looks shopped

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.840661 del
Waddling around aimlessly again.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.840662 del
Hope you have got some clothes on.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.840663 del
I went to the KFC earlier. They said they were out of Wicked Wings and there would be a 3 minute wait for new ones.
I said that was okay I would wait. When I got them home they were piping hot. Juices from them had leaked through the box and paper bag.
I went in for the first bite and it tasted ... shit! They were all like that.
My theory that it is how long ago they were cooked that causes the bad batch phenomenon has been proven wrong.
I don't know what it is now.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.840664 del
You need a new KFC system.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.840665 del
Too many on.
Should be basking.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.840666 del
I need an NDIS helper to formulate one for me. An executive with his cert in fast food planning.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.840667 del
I have been seeing advice from lifestyle guru types that sunning your balls is good for you.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.840668 del
What in the ever loving tarnation is going on.
Maybe it's the oil.
I always thought that too.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.840669 del
My taint is too hairy to feel the full effects.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.840670 del
>Maybe it's the oil.
That could be it. Dirty old oil. Rancid.

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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.840672 del
I think it's the opposite. It needs a few loads through it before it's good. Dirty but not soiled.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.840673 del
You lost, Bruce.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.840674 del
Just like you on Thursday nights.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.840675 del
But someone has to hose him out at the end of the night.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.840676 del
Can't recommend those Hoselink connectors enough

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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.840678 del
I bought a whole Jap pumpkin at Woolies. $1 a kilo. They didn't have any cut portions.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.840679 del
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Awesome day today. Winning. 🏆

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.840680 del

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.840681 del
The gas company didn't accept the meter reading I gave them and used their own (higher) estimate instead.
I am a bit angry. I feel like I have been accused of dishonesty.
My gas use was quite low this quarter.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.840682 del
Based and winning. What are the white tower and building behind it?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.840683 del
Good question. Remains unanswered.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.840684 del
So phone them up and tell them you want them to come out and read it while you're home.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.840686 del
I watched a telly show about an angry Australian chef, who wanted to open a restaurant with his niece. I did not watch a whole season through. I left off somewhere at the Australian wine.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.840687 del
This isn't the dead guy, but another legend of Australian TV cooking
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v5uiIbFPZGo [Embed]
There used to be a much longer video of him swearing like a pirate, but YouTube disappeared it.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.840688 del
Cape Fear or Chariots of Fire.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.840689 del
>an angry chef
Is there any other kind? All the ones on TV seem to be bullying and abusive.

>Australian wine
You are trying to stir us up again. Typical Hungarian tactics.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.840690 del
>YouTube disappeared it.
Many such cases. So much lost.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.840691 del
When I was having my depressive episode yesterday and my mind was flooded with bad memories from the past, some of the memories that popped up were of teachers at school bullying and abusing me.
It still shocks me just how bad some of them were. Absolute psychos.

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NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.840693 del
>abused by my own parents
>abused by fellow students at school
>abused by teachers at school
>abused by Centrelink and JSP workers
>abused by two psychologists and a psychiatrist and a GP
No wonder I have low self-esteem and mental illness lol.
If I hadn't lived through it I would accuse myself of having a persecution complex and just thinking everyone was out to get me. But they really were. It really happened.
Something about me just invites abuse.

What a faggot I am bringing all this stuff up. I bet Monk isn't impressed.
Yes, I have fallen into fridge meme victimhood culture and that isn't good for me. I know that.
But it did really happen.
I won't bring it up again.

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Blessed is this day.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.840695 del
Praise the Lord.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.840696 del
Reminds me of Matt of WillyOAM when he fumbles something he often curses in similar fashion.
Also reminds me an old Hungarian lotto draw, live on television when good old proles pulled the numbers from a globe randomly:
>Six... fuck, nine!

I don't know. That neger convict chef in that american telly show about a neger convict chef seemed pretty chill most of the time.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.840697 del
>abused by Centrelink and JSP workers
what did they call you?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.840698 del
Looks very nice.

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.840699 del
One of my teachers tried to make me walk into traffic once. Were yours that bad?

NEET 04/15/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.840700 del
I want nuro to draw us an /ausneets/ in the sand. We need to feel the love.

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