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NEET General #835 - One Of The Tribe Edition NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No. 848954 [X]
Will you heed the call of your people? A land of milk and honey needs protecting.
There is nothing that I cannot do because there is nothing too hard for God.

OLD: >>847911


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.848955 [X] del >>849041
Who does it?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.848956 [X] del >>849041
SA best A


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.848959 [X] del
gaped and raped like an old boong's boot


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.848960 [X] del >>848961>>848972
(you) love her!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.848961 [X] del >>848962
>>848960
Is that the jewess?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.848962 [X] del >>848964
>>848961
Did you leave your glasses in the last thread?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.848963 [X] del
Almost went arse up because I stepped on a peppercorn with the clubfoot. This report has fired up his anger.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.848964 [X] del
>>848962
She looked much better in the video.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.848965 [X] del >>848966>>848978>>849009
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Godzilla Minus One (2023) is a japanese kaiju movie with much praise given to its highly developed human characters and their storylines. In an age of disappointing western movies, it has been extremely well received, winning an academy award, scoring 98% on rotten tomatoes, and 8.3/10 on imdb. Does it deserve these high ratings, or is it a shit movie just pumped up by weaboos stuffing the ballot boxes? Join us tonight at 7pm AEST as we find out.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.848966 [X] del
>>848965
>highly developed human characters
>japanese
Okay.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.848967 [X] del
third turd


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.848968 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.848969 [X] del
Man or bear situation proves women are fucking stupid.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.848970 [X] del >>848971
(124.78 KB 921x2047 sapool.jpg)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.848971 [X] del >>848973
>>848970
And yet a civilian who put a colander on his head was deemed too mentally unstable to have a firearms license.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.848972 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.848973 [X] del
>>848971
Colanders have holes that bullets can get through.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.848974 [X] del
Garn a caffay brewski


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.848976 [X] del >>848977>>848979
Thread not off to a good start


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.848977 [X] del
>>848976
Its going well.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.848978 [X] del >>848980>>848988
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>>848965
>In 1945, near the end of World War II, kamikaze pilot Kōichi Shikishima lands his Mitsubishi A6M Zero at the Japanese base on Odo Island. Lead mechanic Sōsaku Tachibana deduces that Shikishima had fled from his duty by feigning technical issues.
Going on a suicide mission and returning alive. A most shamfur dispray.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.848979 [X] del >>848987
>>848976
ausneets has survived many years of retard posting by low quality neets, we will make it through this thread.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.848980 [X] del
>>848978
He had one job to do.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.848981 [X] del >>848983
At Dan's


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.848982 [X] del >>848990>>848992
Garn aldi for my weekly shop, you need anything neets?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.848983 [X] del >>849044
>>848981
Monk! Not again!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.848984 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.848985 [X] del >>848986>>849070
Some schizo was losing it outside the bakery. Swearing loudly to himself and random people. Sat in the car for 15 minutes waiting/hoping the cops would arrive and put on a show. But they never did of course and the cunt just got up and walked off without a word.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.848986 [X] del
>>848985
Probably ran out of pepper pies.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.848987 [X] del
>>848979
Quality posts daily.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.848988 [X] del >>848989
>>848978
So did they kill him?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.848989 [X] del >>848991
>>848988
oh it's fucking lizard movie


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.848990 [X] del >>849017
>>848982
Some squid bits, wraps, cos lettuce, lemon aoili, goats cheese, some yakults, and some splice icecreams please.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.848991 [X] del
>>848989
He's an iguana. I always thought it was a turtle.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.848992 [X] del
>>848982
Get me an assortment of European cheeses please.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.848993 [X] del >>848999>>849008>>849013
(90.57 KB 720x632 dyk.jpg)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.848994 [X] del >>848995>>848996>>848997>>849046
Shift cancelled due to machine maintenance. Suddenly my day just got a whole lot brighter


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.848995 [X] del >>848998>>849004
>>848994
I'm sure you'll do something productive


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.848996 [X] del >>848998
>>848994
Go for a walk, recharge the batteries. No drinking.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.848997 [X] del >>848998
>>848994
Dp they have to pay you for the short notice?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.848998 [X] del
>>848995
Narky

>>848996
I will be back in the gym, on the wagon.

>>848997
Nah


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.848999 [X] del >>849006
>>848993
Entitled cunts.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.849000 [X] del >>849002>>849003>>849004
I'll start that report in 4 minutes


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.849001 [X] del
Pizza and coke for breaky. Feeling a boonging coming on.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.849002 [X] del >>849005
>>849000
The day's half over.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.849003 [X] del >>849047
>>849000
Weber you fucking boong.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.849004 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.849005 [X] del >>849059
>>849002
yeah well apart from Wednesday afternoon when I went to see a client, I don't have any other work to do this week
whizzers dont want us any more (until something goes wrong)
other pentests are booked but can stall for weeks waiting on paperwork to be signed off


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.849006 [X] del
>>848999
I was under the impression that soldiers were elevated above plebe status, but it sounds like most of the army walked off in solidarity as well, which is why they weren't crushed.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.849007 [X] del >>849026
Mother's Day is on the 12th. Don't forget to buy her a card or something this week.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.849008 [X] del >>849020
>>848993
if we tried that we'd just get replaced by immigrants even faster


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.849009 [X] del
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>>848965
Is there going to be CGI? CGI is cool.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.849010 [X] del >>849012
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Day's more than half over, have wasted it, nothing of substance has been achieved, how do I manage to do THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.849011 [X] del >>849014>>849015>>849016>>849021
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Having a bad day, just got back from the shops. Cenno payment not in the ATM even though I sorted it out over the phone on tuesday. Left my skateboard outside the newsagent/LPO to pick up my parcel new washer for the dunny and they told me i was at the wrong LPO and I had to go to the other one two suburbs over, no reason, just where pajeet could be stuffed taking it. Some dirtbag stole my skateboard and when I was tearing around the bus stops looking for the culprit some normie in a audi honks his horn because he has to wait for me to cross in front. He's swearing at me inside his car and I'm swearing back and then he drives off I sorta spilled my spaghetti. Gang stalkers pull out their phones and start filming me and probably calling the cops. Nothing else to do so I went home to my no toilet concrete box on the train line. Having a hot one from the tar out of an old ice break bottle bong I found under the steps. Fuck you gang stalkers.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.849012 [X] del
>>849010
It's fucked off. Every morning I get a small sense of hope that things will change. But there I am again late at night with bottle in hand wondering what I even did for 8-12 hours.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.849013 [X] del
>>848993
kek if todays normies left their suburban homes, they'd die of starvation and cold and possum attack within a week.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.849014 [X] del >>849070
>>849011
Fuck man that's rough. Got anything worth hocking at Cashies?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.849015 [X] del >>849070
>>849011
Sounds rough NEET. My best wishes go with you.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.849016 [X] del >>849070
>>849011
>my skateboard
No blacks, irish or skater trash allowed on this board. Get out now.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.849017 [X] del
>>848990
Garn fishing?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.849018 [X] del
Some NEETs are too fat to step up on to the skateboard.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.849019 [X] del >>849022>>849025>>849027
alright I've opened MS Word
progress


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.849020 [X] del
>>849008
Pauline has a new cartoon.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.849021 [X] del >>849070
>>849011
Unna
Which NEET is this?
I worry that one of the no flag NEETs is Fifo.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.849022 [X] del
>>849019
Thats enough for the minute.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.849023 [X] del >>849049
Dear Sir/Madam
After careful consideration we have found your network to be secure.
-Webby W. Weber, Esquire


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.849025 [X] del >>849086
>>849019
Were you a big procrastintor in school/uni?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.849026 [X] del
>>849007
They had to put it on the end of a pay cycle the fecking eejuts.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.849027 [X] del
>>849019
Software is genderless


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.849028 [X] del >>849029>>849030
Off to Coles for a sourdough loaf!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.849029 [X] del >>849032
>>849028
Good luck.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.849030 [X] del >>849032
>>849028
Its too late in the day. You have missed the window.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.849031 [X] del >>849037
could really go something healthy, like an apple turnover


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.849032 [X] del >>849034>>849055
>>849029
Thank you

>>849030
One mini WHITE sourdough pane di Casa acquired.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.849033 [X] del >>849035>>849050
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Checked the weather radar and Noosa was washed out. Noosa Denied. Found a gap in the weather and went to Kawana. Again.

SEMI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHED

BRISBANE TOMORROW


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.849034 [X] del >>849039
>>849032
Well acquired. Are you eating it with a quality butter?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.849035 [X] del >>849036
>>849033
Hi Nuro.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.849036 [X] del >>849038
>>849035
Hello what gallows humour have I been missing ?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.849037 [X] del
>>849031
Lots of protein and calcium in the cream, a wise choice.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.849038 [X] del >>849040
>>849036
Do your catch-up.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.849039 [X] del
>>849034
Coles' grass-fed organic unsalted.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.849040 [X] del
>>849038
Catch ups are for DSP chads chained to their NEET desktops. Lord Nuro is a fluid individual who meditates on vistas and chimes in when he chooses.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.849041 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.849042 [X] del >>849045>>849085
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NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.849043 [X] del >>849048>>849051>>849058>>849306
have you ever
ever felt like this
when strange things happen
and you're going round the twist


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.849044 [X] del
>>848983
I see him there after work concludes.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.849045 [X] del
>>849042
My vibe right now (image the amount of heroin that fat fuck took)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.849046 [X] del
>>848994
Still getting paid?
Boong zone?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.849047 [X] del
>>849003
He should hit send on it while chuxing.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.849048 [X] del
>>849043
Change the last line to "Are you gettin' on the piss".


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.849049 [X] del
>>849023
Good template.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.849050 [X] del >>849052
>>849033
Based.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.849051 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.849053 [X] del
Just bought Manor Lords.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.849054 [X] del
>>849052
Based.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.849055 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.849056 [X] del >>849061
>>849052
You got too close to that one.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.849057 [X] del
His offending is escalating.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.849058 [X] del >>849071
>>849043
a fine tv show, should be on womboflix


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.849059 [X] del >>849060
>>849005
What exactly do you do when carrying out a pentest?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.849060 [X] del
>>849059
Bend over and he will show you.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.849061 [X] del >>849062>>849077
>>849056
Fuck off Jackie Lamby, her dog and her lesbian partner sat right infront of me without permission.

>Mr Know it all fails once again. Stop causing drama.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.849062 [X] del
>>849061
>Fuck off Jackie Lamby
Don't dox me cunt.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.849063 [X] del >>849064>>849083
The following component(s) are required to run this program:

Microsoft Visual C.. something


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.849064 [X] del >>849065
>>849063
Install it.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.849065 [X] del
>>849064
I am trying to.
I dont understand what it wants.
Some boot error.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.849066 [X] del >>849067>>849068
I did it. Tech wizard.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.849067 [X] del
>>849066
>Tech wizard.
That would be a good name for Monk's TeamViewer tech support.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.849068 [X] del
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>>849066
>wizard


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.849069 [X] del
Johnny rape


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.849070 [X] del
(99.67 KB 1080x1080 that thing you posted.jpg)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.849071 [X] del
>>849058
Zoomer NEETs would not appreciate it for what it was.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.849072 [X] del
Nuro reposted a discord on a IB, once.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.849073 [X] del
Nuro mixes his own ringtones


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.849074 [X] del
>>849052
push her in and then pretend to rescue her.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.849075 [X] del >>849076
Another depressing walk around town, so many nice bars, cafes and restaurants all out of my financial and social reach.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.849076 [X] del >>849097
>>849075
>so many nice bars
Go to Dan's and seek refreshment!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.849077 [X] del
>>849061
Oh what bollocks


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.849078 [X] del >>849079>>849080>>849084>>849186
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BIG UNIT


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.849079 [X] del
>>849078
He knows the best specials.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.849080 [X] del
>>849078
>Good Asian
Ask about their tugs for a mate.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.849081 [X] del >>849082>>849088
Submitted that report at 5:02pm. 22 pages of horseshit.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.849082 [X] del >>849087
>>849081
Big findings?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.849083 [X] del
>>849063
the runtime library
it's pretty common


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.849084 [X] del
>>849078
Is that nuro or iga?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.849085 [X] del
>>849042
That is the Weber longing for a pepper pie picture and you can't use it.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.849086 [X] del
>>849025
Yeah, it's a serious problem.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.849087 [X] del
>>849082
a couple of CVSS 10.0's ya know?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.849088 [X] del >>849092
>>849081
Do you think Monk could have helped you?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.849089 [X] del >>849090>>849116
>thinking about having a grand big mac
It's not worth it right? It just tastes the same as the normal big mac I haven't had in years, right?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.849090 [X] del
>>849089
I want to know if a pillow solved that NEETs apron problem.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.849091 [X] del
I'm gonna have an apron problem after this grand big mac.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.849092 [X] del >>849095>>849100
>>849088
nah not with the report
If Wombosec was a thing, Monk would have been the chad salesman who takes the nerds out for beers and tits and convinces them to convince their manager to drop a few hundred thousand on some bullshit


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.849093 [X] del >>849094>>849101>>849120>>849125>>849832
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Was in a weird part of the coast looking a for. Pizza. Found this mob. just look at them. Authentic as fuck people sitting down to eat you just know this is going to be good.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.849094 [X] del >>849096
>>849093
>Authentic as fuck people sitting down to eat you just know this is going to be good.
until you showed up and started taking photos like a mong


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.849095 [X] del >>849099
>>849092
he would drink all the beers himeself


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.849096 [X] del
>>849094
Ruined


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.849097 [X] del
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>>849076
It's within everyone's social and financial reach


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.849098 [X] del
Might make an android app that can sneakily take pictures while the phone is in my shirt pocket


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.849099 [X] del >>849102
>>849095
Yeah every month I'd get his corporate credit card bill and we'd have a meeting where where I basically shout "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO JUSTIFY THIS?"


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.849100 [X] del
>>849092
Shame he could be available 24/7 to provide remote assistance.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.849101 [X] del >>849126
>>849093
Based.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.849102 [X] del
>>849099
Dave (Cruisey's ex-Accountant with PTSD) timidly trying to explain that the ATO won't let you claim beer and thai prostitutes as a business expense.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.849103 [X] del >>849104>>849108>>849111
At mates house drinking mercuries and doing gogaine
Ruh row


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.849104 [X] del
>>849103
oh you fucken loser


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.849105 [X] del
Quick whip around: How many days is Monk going to work next week? I predict he might try for Thursday and get told to fuck off.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.849106 [X] del
Drug fuelled masturbation


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.849107 [X] del >>849113>>849122
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Godzilla Minus One (2023), an epic story of plus sized iguanas and failed kamikaze pilots, will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.849108 [X] del >>849109
>>849103
>mates
He's not your mate, he's your dealer, there to remove from you any money you might earn from those brief periods when you have a paid job.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.849109 [X] del >>849110
>>849108
It’s free. Calm down


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.849110 [X] del >>849300
>>849109
So he just wastes $1000 a gram on cocaine for you?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.849111 [X] del
>>849103
Monk? No!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.849112 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dffHWBtFK-Q [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.849113 [X] del >>849115
>>849107
Why would he be interested in that yucky boat when there's probably loads of big fat tasty whales in the ocean?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.849114 [X] del >>849117>>849118
So the grand mac just feels like a big mac before shrinkflation, nothing special. I don't really remember what big macs are like - I haven't had one in 10+ years, but if you're meh about them you won't think much of the grand.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.849115 [X] del
>>849113
You can't see it from here but the yacht is packed with tasty skanks. Godzilla's gonna snort them.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.849116 [X] del
>>849089
Regular Mac's four fiddy on the app today only.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.849117 [X] del
>>849114
Many such cases.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.849118 [X] del >>849121
>>849114
I just had one too. Slop.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.849119 [X] del
My burgers are 250g, two beef patties, McDonald's sauce, No brioche.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.849120 [X] del >>849124
>>849093
>all white kitchen.
safe to dine


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.849121 [X] del
>>849118
We should've known better. No more sloppa. No more food court chinkie. No more white monsters. No more maccas. No more kfc unless there's a really good deal on


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.849122 [X] del
>>849107
i hope its all cgi and not scuzzy stop motion animation nonsense


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.849123 [X] del
the chocolate thickshake is completely devoid of taste too
dunno how they managed that


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.849124 [X] del
>>849120
SAFE TO DINE AS FUCK


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.849125 [X] del
>>849093
can't tell whether that girl's any good from that angle, nuro please get a better shot of her


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.849126 [X] del >>849128>>849129>>849131>>849147>>849196
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>>849101
If you only knew how acquired things really were .....


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.849127 [X] del
Hmm, maybe I was the one rambling to himself outside the bakery today. Food for thought.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.849128 [X] del >>849133
>>849126
And a side of garlic bread?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.849129 [X] del
>>849126
Based.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.849130 [X] del
I hope nuro's not going to mix oxycontin with two bottles of wine


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.849131 [X] del >>849135
>>849126
Pixxa must be stone cold if you brought it back from Kawana. Looks good though.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.849132 [X] del >>849141
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For Fucks sake. I hate fatty more than anyone else but maybe if you wagie then you do get nicey things.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.849133 [X] del >>849134
>>849128
Ever since i stopped eating the garlic bads i could see me dick again. True Story.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.849134 [X] del >>849137
>>849133
OH BOY HERE WE GO


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.849135 [X] del >>849149
>>849131
nothing a bit if pizda oven cant fix, its too good for the microwave.I am seriosuly impressed by this restaurant. Cant wait to try thier pasta.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.849136 [X] del
The neighbour's smoke alarm's going off again


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.849137 [X] del >>849139
>>849134
Steamed?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.849138 [X] del >>849140>>849142
I fear nuros Beach bum arc is over and he's in his druggo era


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.849139 [X] del
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>>849137
steamed cringed and seething with a side order of rangeban and a fucking m,ilkcrate


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.849140 [X] del
>>849138
As long as it's not end stage like it is for some NEETs.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.849141 [X] del
>>849132
Me too fren, me too...


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.849142 [X] del
>>849138
It seems your NEET lore is rather outdated.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.849144 [X] del
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Ready.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.849145 [X] del
>>849143
Best ask Pariston first


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.849146 [X] del >>849148>>849171>>849172
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NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.849147 [X] del
>>849126
Even the box looks tasty.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.849148 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.849149 [X] del >>849151
>>849135
Price? Woodfired oven?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.849150 [X] del >>849198
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Get in here neets, it's time to watch some japs getting rekt: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.849151 [X] del >>849152
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NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.849152 [X] del >>849160>>849197
>>849151
If you were in that movie it wouldn't be called Teh Fast and teh Furious, it would be called Teh Last and teh Bi-Curious.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.849153 [X] del >>849154
time to put my jamies on and have some wine


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.849154 [X] del >>849155
>>849153
Good wine?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.849155 [X] del >>849156
>>849154
nah $8 bottle of sparkling shite I chucked in the cart to make up the $30 minimum delivery


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.849156 [X] del
>>849155
Give it a good squirl for me.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.849157 [X] del >>849158>>849159
honestly wish i was monk right now


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.849158 [X] del
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NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.849159 [X] del
>>849157
You won't be tomorrow. He'll need a good bender get over it all.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.849160 [X] del
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>>849152
Extremely poorly bantered. I graduated roughly around the the time that movie was coming out, my povo friends brothers had silvias, and then when people got real jobs and loans everyone got r33 skylines and supras. Other good friend bought a 300zx and almost killed me by wrapping it around a pole (we went over the gutter and missed the pole backwarwds by a meter. My other cashed up web dev friend bought a honda s2000 he still owns to this day. My little brother bought (2) immaculate 180sx with perfect interiors and gutted them out and and turned them into drift pigs (we barely talk about this anymore)

since i did a big backup up the other day you can see what car culture was like at the pacific fair carpark at goldy 2003 before obama was elected and the world turned to a big brown mess.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.849161 [X] del
BOI GNY
boy giny
bussy


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.849162 [X] del >>849164>>849165>>849166>>849168>>849202>>849250
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Manipur black rice and sesame cake w.cardamom, Waldo blackberry and licorice sauce, home brand yoghurt.

Too much sesame this time but much better then almond. Need a finer Waldo puree and to set it as a toffee. The yoghurt is just a visual stand in for cream.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.849163 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXUHb_l-1HU [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.849164 [X] del
>>849162
Very nice.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.849165 [X] del
>>849162
good work lad


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.849166 [X] del
>>849162
I am sorry, i forget, how will this get you any higher than eating a Caramello Koala ?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.849167 [X] del >>849170>>849173>>849174
I thought I found a Caramello Koala in my underpants once, but it was poo


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.849168 [X] del
>>849162
Well presented feed.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.849169 [X] del
Overall it's chewy, dense, complex nutty flavours overpowered by the sesame. Synergy between blackberry and caraway.

Hard to pair, already sweet but not rich, dense texture. Room for marachino so I'm thinking Japanese whiskey sour.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.849170 [X] del
>>849167
i had a mate who did that with mcmuffin once. swore to god he passed out with a mcmuffin in his back jean pockets.... upon further investigation that was not a mcmuffin


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.849171 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.849172 [X] del
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NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.849173 [X] del >>849174
>>849167
how much of it did you eat before you realised?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.849174 [X] del >>849177


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.849175 [X] del >>849201>>849528
NEETs ill tell ya what. What rudeling my noodle ia if IGA even bothers to come here anymore since there is no more drama and he no longer talked about or the centre of attention anymore ?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.849176 [X] del >>849178>>849179>>849181
guy from the club texted me to say he has a blocked and infected bowel
collapsed a few hours after the meeting the other night where he was fine


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.849177 [X] del
>>849174
Hey I'm not that one who ate it


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.849178 [X] del >>849182
>>849176
did you have what he had for dinner?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.849180 [X] del >>849183
>>849179
alex jones approved?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.849181 [X] del
>>849176
That's not good.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.849182 [X] del
>>849178
we all had pidser
dunno which flavour or boxes he selected from though


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.849183 [X] del >>849185
>>849180
Nuro approved. I have supported AJ in the past but the shipping from north america is atrocious.

Since then i have found local aussie sellers with the same products with free shipping.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.849184 [X] del >>849187
pidser of doom


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.849186 [X] del >>849203
>>849078
Well photographed, well captioned. Well bantered, well memed.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.849187 [X] del
>>849184
I'll certainly ask tomorrow night if they know of anybody else who went down in a heap afterward


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.849188 [X] del
>>849185
At her age. Shamefur dispray.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.849189 [X] del >>849191>>849207
That grand big mac has upset my stomach, not recommending it.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.849191 [X] del >>849195
>>849189
I threw a third of mine away
too much glop and slop
structurally weak bun


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.849193 [X] del >>849194
(9.59 MB 720x480 Dannii4.webm)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.849194 [X] del >>849208
>>849193
You've heard of gay conversion therapy? We'll you'd be gay affirmation therapy if she ever met you.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.849195 [X] del
>>849191
I threw all the lettuce away, I never touch take away salad, it's not cooked and you never know how clean the hands touching it have been


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.849196 [X] del
>>849126
Good spread.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.849197 [X] del >>849208
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>>849152
Extremely well bantered


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.849198 [X] del >>849199
>>849150
I slept through it NEETs. I'm sorry.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.849199 [X] del >>849209
>>849198
we're still watching the final 30 minutes, the climatic battle is approaching


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.849200 [X] del
Carn Blues


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.849201 [X] del >>849205>>849208>>849221
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>>849175
>rudeling my noodle ia


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.849202 [X] del
>>849162
Very impressive.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.849203 [X] del >>849210
>>849186
Still feel a bit guilty taking it just for a laugh here. HE'S A HUMAN FUCKING BEAN TOO.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.849204 [X] del
>>849192
>Everyone is...


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.849205 [X] del
>>849201
I'll canoodle your noodle.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.849206 [X] del
CARN THE BRONCOS


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.849207 [X] del
>>849189
Brown hands.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.849208 [X] del >>849211>>849212
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>>849201
>>849197
>>849194
>>849192
>>849190

<afraid to move the toshiba after the power cord gets more and frayed, while the fans and base chassis of laptop are are suddenly much hotter than they ever used used to manages to egg out a final few irrelevant shitposts.......

some laughed, some cried, meanwhile the elders that just left the temple mumbled under their breath POTTERY


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.849209 [X] del >>849222
>>849199
No spoilers please. I will watch it all another time.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.849210 [X] del
>>849203
Sadly we executives are not truly human.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.849211 [X] del >>849214
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NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.849212 [X] del
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>>849208
A Toshiba!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.849214 [X] del
>>849211
I honestly dont thing stanners was a stain back in his Dads pants bacin 2003


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.849215 [X] del
Go on


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.849216 [X] del >>849218>>849226
I bet that fancy pizza joint Nuro went too calls their mozzarella "Fiore di Latte".


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.849217 [X] del
>>849213
REPORTED


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.849218 [X] del >>849219
>>849216
Pronounced 'for da lardie' in his case


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.849219 [X] del >>849220
>>849218
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.849220 [X] del >>849317
>>849219
Thank you.
I am enjoying trying this "being naughty" thing, which is new to me.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.849221 [X] del
>>849201
I swear that bloke was in the moofie


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.849222 [X] del >>849223>>849225>>849229
Thanks again. Everything went better than expected.

>>849209
>I will watch
I suggest you do.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.849223 [X] del
>>849222
I think it's still running in the womboflix movie room if anyone wants to watch it


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.849224 [X] del >>849227
I think we’re seeing what happens when somebody drinks half a dozen energy drinks and does his homework at the last minute and has too much excess energy to go and watch his television shows.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.849225 [X] del >>849244
>>849222
>I suggest you do.
It was good?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.849226 [X] del >>849228>>849230>>849238
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>>849216
It doesn't.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.849227 [X] del
>>849224
You should tuck him in tonight.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.849228 [X] del >>849295
>>849226
I prefer Edwardian lamb.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.849229 [X] del >>849233>>849236>>849244
>>849222
Did not watch big fella wans't in th mood.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.849230 [X] del >>849231>>849232>>849238
>>849226
Seafood one could be nice.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.849231 [X] del
>>849230
They've been around for 35 years so must be doing something right.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.849232 [X] del
>>849230
One each of the pescastore and the mediterranean.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.849233 [X] del >>849243
>>849229
I could watch him all day


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.849234 [X] del >>849235
Night.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.849235 [X] del
>>849234
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.849236 [X] del >>849237
>>849229
>wans't in th mood
had too many pills and cheap champagne*


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.849237 [X] del
>>849236
>pills and cheap champagne
The Based lifestyle.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.849238 [X] del >>849240>>849245>>849533
>>849226
nice one creep

>>849230
garn try them all


night neetoids


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.849239 [X] del >>849247
Garn bed early. But some day I will have friends and spend friday night partying.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.849240 [X] del
>>849238
Night Pilly Cheesesteak


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.849241 [X] del >>849242>>849246>>849248
Took my first dose of finasteride today bros


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.849242 [X] del
>>849241
Hope it does something for ya


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.849243 [X] del
>>849233
He has nice thighs.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.849244 [X] del
>>849225
It is. It's a drama with action elements me thinks. The CGI was also good considering.
I'm fine with Japanese movies however, some just don't like 'em.

>>849229
When you have the mood, you can dl it from somewhere.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.849245 [X] del
>>849238
Good night big man.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.849246 [X] del
>>849241
Good luck neet.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.849247 [X] del
>>849239
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.849248 [X] del
>>849241
Good luck. Keep us posted on progress and side effects please.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.849249 [X] del
Love watching these big Blues forwards. What beasts.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.849250 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.849251 [X] del >>849252
Played one go through Manor Lords. Pretty good. Its still in testing phase and lots of bits dont work but its still fun.
Think ill do another go just in sandbox.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.849252 [X] del
>>849251
>Manor Lords
I will look into it.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.849253 [X] del >>849254>>849293
FRM is gone for the weekend so I'm looking after doggo. She gave me a bottle of Mayfair gin and three bottles of tonic water.
My hat still says info received on the DHL website. I hope it is in the air and just hasn't been updated, not that it is still in Ireland.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.849254 [X] del
>>849253
Treasure your time with that beautiful doggo.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.849255 [X] del >>849257
Had some leftover breast meat from a rotisserie chook I wasn't sure when bought. Went through the older threads hitting ctrl-f "roast chook" until I found my earlier posts about buying it, 11 days ago...


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.849256 [X] del
Exciting finish to the footy.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.849257 [X] del >>849260
>>849255
Not smart. Gross.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.849258 [X] del >>849259
If you can't thumb down YouTube videos anymore why did try keep the thumb down icon?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.849259 [X] del >>849262
>>849258
The person who uploaded the video can see how many thumbs down it gets.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.849260 [X] del >>849261
>>849257
Meant I have some in the fridge. Didn't eat any.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.849261 [X] del
>>849260
>Didn't eat any.
Oh that is good to hear NEET. I am sorry I abused you.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.849262 [X] del >>849263
>>849259
How do uploadets know YouTube isn't pulling the number from their arse?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.849263 [X] del >>849266
>>849262
Why would Youtube do that?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.849264 [X] del >>849265
And more to the point, why would anyone bother thumbing a video?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.849265 [X] del >>849267
>>849264
For the same reason a NEET would give a post a "well bantered" or a "poorly bantered".


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.849266 [X] del
>>849263
No idea


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.849267 [X] del
>>849265
But if all the poorly bantered posts were censored neets would stop leaving them.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.849268 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GVcOIlITUR8 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.849269 [X] del >>849271>>849274>>849285
Doing ketamine for the first time
I like it but makes it hard to type on the phone
Have not caught up. Phrased this post differently than planned


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.849270 [X] del >>849272>>849273>>849275>>849278
My lungs are making fucked up noises. I’m not gonna make it bros…


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.849271 [X] del
>>849269
What does is feel like? Is it anything like meth?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.849272 [X] del
>>849270
Call an ambulance NEET.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.849273 [X] del
>>849270
Ambulance.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.849274 [X] del
>>849269
Where to even get? And how do you know it's even what you think it is.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.849275 [X] del >>849284
>>849270
Make a vocaroo


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.849276 [X] del
2nd episode of Fallout was better than teh first. I want that reality.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.849277 [X] del >>849299
I am watching No Country For Old Men. I have seen it before but that was many years ago. I don't remember much of it.
It is causing me high anxiety I am only watching it in small bits.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.849278 [X] del
>>849270
Please make a post tomorrow if you survive the night.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.849279 [X] del
Too high anxiety to watch movies any more. Severe mental illness.
I can barely function.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.849280 [X] del >>849281
Try watching something less violent you mong


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.849281 [X] del
>>849280
There will just be something else in it to get anxious about.
Severe mental illness. I'm struggling.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.849282 [X] del >>849283
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.849283 [X] del
>>849282
Sleep well


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.849284 [X] del
>>849275
Good idea.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.849285 [X] del >>849286
>>849269
Monk? No!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.849286 [X] del >>849290
>>849285
I made it home alive. Ketamine was pretty enjoyable, I spilled my guts on muh childhood trauma babble to my mate which isn't exactly new, we've discussed it before.
I always thought ketamine was similar to alcohol as a gabanergic dissociative but it was actually a lot different. More 'truth serum' than 'tell tale' type of let loose. It could be alpha male or asshole if you drugged me up on it infront of women. We did the coke too and drank many beers.
Watched some live rock performances at wemberly and such. Normal things.
Enjoyable evening. Uber had the back passenger seat lights on the whole way home.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.849287 [X] del >>849288>>849291
morning bros


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.849288 [X] del
>>849287
harrumph


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.849289 [X] del >>849292
Niggers in the street have been carrying on loudly in their baboon voices and slamming car doors all night.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.849290 [X] del >>849294
>>849286
Is the wage do-able next week?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.849291 [X] del
>>849287
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.849292 [X] del
>>849289
Go out there and their speak their local dialect.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.849293 [X] del
>>849253
Doggo cant drink gin. Take him for a Bunnings sausage.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.849294 [X] del
>>849290
Yeah it will be doable. I'm still up and about hopefully I can sleep tonight
Watching cooking videos


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.849295 [X] del
>>849228
Too highbrow for these parts.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.849296 [X] del >>849298
Might go and have a breakfast schnitzel


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.849297 [X] del >>849304
(423.10 KB 698x740 twitter_post.png)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.849298 [X] del >>849302
>>849296
where from?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.849299 [X] del >>849301
>>849277
you should watch scary movies on womboflix with the boys, we can hold your hand


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.849300 [X] del >>849305
>>849110
By an amazing coincidence monk only ever gets to hang out with his 'friend' and do 'free' drugs during those short lived periods when he has a job. Not during the 99% of times when he's an unemployed lonely starving gooner.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.849301 [X] del >>849303
>>849299
Or at least comment funny shit occasionally.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.849302 [X] del
>>849298
Villi’s


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.849303 [X] del >>849308
>>849301
What’s for dinner, Big Fella?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.849304 [X] del >>849305
>>849297
Funny innit


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.849307 [X] del


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.849308 [X] del >>849310
>>849303
Don't even remember.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.849309 [X] del >>849311>>849312
Mini pizdas.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.849310 [X] del
>>849308
Must have been good


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.849311 [X] del
>>849309
What's on the pixxas?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.849312 [X] del
>>849309
You need a wife to make you proper meals


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.849313 [X] del >>849314>>849319
Bill’s birthday today apparently


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.849314 [X] del >>849315
>>849313
Wish Bill a Happy Birthday from me. What did you get him?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.849315 [X] del
>>849314
Nothing. I think Motherbat sent him some cash. She made me fill out a card for him when I was there on the weekend, which she posted.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.849316 [X] del >>849317
still need to get breakfast and mondster
might be nordy today


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.849317 [X] del >>849324
>>849316
>might be nordy today
I hope you haven't moved on from swears >>849220


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.849318 [X] del >>849321>>849326
Freedom.
>Teen pizza delivery driver shot at 7 times after parking in wrong driveway, police say
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/02/pizza-delivery-driver-shot-wrong-driveway/73526036007/


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.849319 [X] del >>849323
>>849313
Did he use it as an excuse to not turn up?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.849320 [X] del >>849322
Fucking Monk.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.849321 [X] del
>>849318
Guess he wasn't a pizza lover.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.849322 [X] del
>>849320
He's living his best life.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.849323 [X] del >>849327
>>849319
I haven't heard from him in weeks. Motherbat said this morning that the girls had aerobics competitions or something today


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.849324 [X] del >>849325


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.849325 [X] del
>>849324
Language!


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.849326 [X] del
>>849318
This is what happens when you forget the garlic bread


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.849327 [X] del >>849329
>>849323
Not good enough, he's there twiddling his arse when he needs $1400 for smack or free breakies.
Hows your hole looking?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.849328 [X] del
Got long wages today.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.849329 [X] del
(130.62 KB 1023x973 chase.jpg)
>>849327
>Hows your hole looking?


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.849330 [X] del >>849339
(65.23 KB 220x220 1714775260624477.gif)
Good Morning NEETs

Slept well. Raining thismorning, fucking gay ass rain ruining another weekend. Cabt believe this fucking Aids ridden weather Its been like this all year. Fucking seriously. Cant be fucked with cars and coffee. Got (3) pieces of Za left for brekkie thismorning. That pizza was a legit 9.5/10

Will probably regret it but still plan to go Brisbane today. Need a change of scenery. reeeeeeeeee


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.849331 [X] del
(171.68 KB 1080x1080 signs.jpg)
(148.97 KB 803x300 when.png)


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.849332 [X] del >>849336>>849340>>849354>>849382>>849589>>849590
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letterboxed them


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.849333 [X] del
Extrapolated ejaculation


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.849334 [X] del >>849335>>849551
Craving some coca-cola, coffee just isn't cutting it this morning


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.849335 [X] del >>849337>>849338
>>849334
If they made a coca-cola or pebsi with the power of mondster I would switch to it.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.849336 [X] del
>>849332
>eeking and ooking intensifies


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.849337 [X] del
(312.76 KB 1000x1000 coke.jpg)
>>849335
you just need to drink more


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.849338 [X] del >>849552
>>849335
drink a coke and pop a no doz you dumb ass faggot


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.849339 [X] del
>>849330
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.849340 [X] del
>>849332
Based.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.849342 [X] del
Digits arc.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.849343 [X] del >>849553>>849941>>849945
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/politics/police-investigating-after-labor-mp-alleges-she-was-drugged-sexually-assaulted/news-story/cc7e9455c48b638752c57704c4f2357b
Disgusting, irresponsible whore takes drugs and lets herself be fingerbanged on the street and then makes up a story when the media starts asking questions.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.849344 [X] del >>849345>>849347>>849388
Came to a cafe for a toasted sandwich and coffee. Dumb fat single mother comes in after I’ve paid and is letting her arsehole toddlers run riot. Nobody respects silence anymore.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.849345 [X] del >>849346
>>849344
>is letting her arsehole toddlers run riot.
I was in a pharmacy and it was a cool afternoon with a similar situation recently. The toddler only had a t-shit and nappy on. The pharmacist had to keep waiting to speak to her while the mother was wrangling it.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.849346 [X] del
>>849345
One of them is literally pushing one of those sheet metal chairs around on the floor making a fucking huge amount of noise. I want to kick it across the room.


NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.849347 [X] del >>849348
>>849344
You left the house. That was your first mistake.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.849348 [X] del >>849351>>849354>>849358>>849362>>849364>>849555
(2.64 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2528.jpg)
>>849347
The System thrives on rage.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.849349 [X] del
The girl at JB HiFi thought my selection of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a good one.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.849350 [X] del
He’s on an emotional roller coaster this morning.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.849351 [X] del >>849352>>849353
>>849348
Based and mogged.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.849352 [X] del
>>849351
it has paid for dinner and an uber at least


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.849353 [X] del >>849355
>>849351
Ol' smoothbrain is probably still cleaning poo off the toilet seat.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.849354 [X] del
>>849332
>>849348
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dEL9Ac-e_R0 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.849355 [X] del >>849356
>>849353
Scraping away


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.849356 [X] del
>>849355
wait for somebody to go in there and push it over


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.849357 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ay4ScWSmOgg [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.849358 [X] del >>849359
>>849348
I hope they gave you a free coke with that


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.849359 [X] del >>849424
>>849358
During the day a lady brings around bags of lollies and biscuits and shit. Eating interferes with The System.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.849360 [X] del
The machines at the Rose & Crown are now running gambling helpline screen savers and banners and shit. I wonder if they noticed a spike in $5 bets and somebody cashing out $400-500 tickets.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.849361 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7H0X_E1vxfU [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.849362 [X] del >>849365
>>849348
can you deposit that much and then withdraw it ?

asking for a friend ?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.849363 [X] del
Sorely tempted to acquire some chockies


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.849364 [X] del
>>849348
It loves you


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.849365 [X] del >>849366
>>849362
Machines will only accept up to $100 at any one time, so no, you can't put in $400 and print out a $400 ticket for the cash machine


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.849366 [X] del >>849368
>>849365
But gambling is used as a way to launder money, no?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.849367 [X] del
Now some chink mongoloids down the other end of the street are having a birthday party or something and the street is filled with badly parked cars and the sounds of bug 'people'.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.849368 [X] del
>>849366
Yeah more often in a casino where getting $5k or more in chips in one go is normal.
To do it in an SA pokies room you'd need a whole bunch of people putting in $100 and cashing out over and over.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.849369 [X] del >>849371>>849373
is 4chan down atm?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.849371 [X] del >>849372
>>849369
works for me


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.849372 [X] del
(23.05 KB 812x400 down.png)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.849373 [X] del
>>849369
seems so, i just got a cloudflare human thingy then nuffin


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.849374 [X] del
(435.06 KB 498x616 1714767347284270.png)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.849375 [X] del >>849378
very fibrous el nuro this morning


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.849376 [X] del >>849427
>>849370
Have you scoped out a new potential tug shop yet?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.849378 [X] del >>849379>>849380>>849385>>849401
(744.01 KB 2048x1536 IMG_5678.JPEG)
>>849375
The El Nuro is a sandwitch not a piece of shit (like you)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.849379 [X] del
>>849378
>is a sandwitch
posts picture of a roll


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.849380 [X] del
>>849378
Based.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.849382 [X] del
>>849332
You did not.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.849383 [X] del >>849386
>awake at midday again


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.849385 [X] del
>>849378
Based.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.849386 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.849387 [X] del >>849394
Nuro meet me behind Autobarn in 1 hour.
I'm going to kick your arse.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.849388 [X] del >>849389
>>849344
Wish I could drop twenty five bucks on a sandwich.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.849389 [X] del >>849397
>>849388
It was
*checks notes*
$13.10 for the sandwich and the cup of coffee.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.849390 [X] del >>849392
ANYTHING OFF THE TROLLEY, DEARS?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.849392 [X] del >>849393>>849409
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.849393 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.849394 [X] del >>849396
>>849387
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QA4_9BSJtNA [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.849395 [X] del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/iconic-rock-band-hall-oates-disband-after-50-years-amid-messy-legal-battle/news-story/e4b638bffab45b8f40ec60249e4e99d1
(Because your piss) your piss is on my lips
(Because your piss) your piss I can't resist
(Because your piss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.849396 [X] del
>>849394
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-H4wtYsayT4 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.849397 [X] del >>849398>>849428
>>849389
Servo cobbee + dim sim = $3.50


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.849398 [X] del >>849399
>>849397
also a potential death sentence


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.849399 [X] del >>849400
>>849398
No brown-handed employees


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.849400 [X] del >>849417
>>849399
14 hour luke warm dim sim will kill you just the same


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.849401 [X] del
>>849378
How about you switch flags before samefagging?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.849402 [X] del >>849403
Feel sick. Only had 8 standards last night but they were all within an hour.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.849403 [X] del
>>849402
A trap for young players.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.849404 [X] del
Don't hate the player hate the game.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.849405 [X] del >>849412
I wonder if Davo is going to get FRM's doggo a Bunnings sausage and also use him to meet girls in the park or somethink


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.849406 [X] del >>849407
That beautiful doggo is a female.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.849407 [X] del
>>849406
Oh. Well she can still help in the park.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.849408 [X] del >>849420>>849429
heading to autobarn


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.849409 [X] del >>849410
>>849392
Hermione is going to have to use the thinning spell again.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.849410 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.849411 [X] del >>849595
back from autobarn
nuro didn't show up


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.849412 [X] del >>849413
>>849405
>meet girls in the park
There aren't really any girls nearby except for negresses.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.849413 [X] del >>849415
>>849412
There'd have to be some white girls around.
You could put an assistance dog vest on it and take it on the train to uni.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.849414 [X] del >>849419
MAY TEH 4TH BE WITH YOU!!1!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.849415 [X] del
>>849413
>some
Whites in this area are usually complete ferals.
>assistance dog vest
I'd look like a minda. And she is far too social. She would be trying to play with everyone rather than ignoring them as a service dog ought.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.849416 [X] del >>849421
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Seemingly they shipped my hat from Ireland to Germany just to process the parcel and now it is going to the UK. Delivery is estimated for Wednesday.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.849417 [X] del
>>849400
We all gotta die of excruciatingly painful food poisoning sometime.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.849418 [X] del
Just watched the latest trailer for The Boys, Helen finally gets her revenge.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.849419 [X] del
>>849414
Thanks Obi Wan.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.849420 [X] del
>>849408
WORLD STARRRRRR


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.849421 [X] del
>>849416
Put doggo on your head in the interim


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.849422 [X] del >>849425>>849426>>849435
Just got offered a fg for $3k. Braided brakes included.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.849423 [X] del
Started doing some work on the car
Dropped something into the engine bay
God awful need to poo hits me
Sitting here shitting. Harrumphing.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.849424 [X] del
>>849359
>Eating interferes with The System
Trust the system and the system will trust you.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.849425 [X] del >>849430
>>849422
FG Holden Ute or FG Falcon?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.849426 [X] del >>849430
>>849422
>a fg
What is that?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.849427 [X] del >>849432
>>849376
I've scoped them all out.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.849428 [X] del
>>849397
I got a pidser roll for $2, and a solo for a ridiculous $3.50.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.849429 [X] del
>>849408
Its on.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.849430 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.849431 [X] del >>849433>>849434>>849445
Bloke even gave me about half a quarter in home grown.
He said he was going to list it for 5, but would take 3 if its easy.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.849432 [X] del
>>849427
Any good deals you're going to claim this weekend?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.849433 [X] del >>849441
>>849431
Does it have a cab on the back?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.849434 [X] del >>849441
>>849431
What year? How many kms?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.849435 [X] del >>849441
>>849422
Do a REVS check if you are serious about buying it.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.849436 [X] del >>849437>>849438>>849439
finished my poo
too fat to climb under the car :(


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.849437 [X] del >>849439>>849440
>>849436
>under the car :(
What do you need to do under there?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.849438 [X] del
>>849436
You have been discriminated against.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.849439 [X] del
>>849436
>>849437
More importantly this sounds like a job for Bill.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.849440 [X] del
>>849437
I need to get the thing I dropped
I know it's on the concrete
and the battery is disconnected so, no, I'm not just going to drive backwards


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.849441 [X] del >>849442>>849446>>849566
>>849433
Sedan
>>849434
200 odd, 2010
>>849435
Yeah, but still 3k is good. Unless trans is rooted its worth it.

I dont know if its got braided brakes, I just said that for fun.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.849442 [X] del >>849444>>849447
>>849441
>I just said that for fun.
You were rustling his jimmies.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.849443 [X] del >>849452
Monk cashing in already?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.849444 [X] del
>>849442
Razmataz on the ol tiffo


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.849445 [X] del >>849448
>>849431
there would be something arong with it, either not flushed properly or a hermaphrodite strain

TLDR i bet it smokes like shit


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.849446 [X] del
>>849441
>Sedan
You don't need that.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.849447 [X] del >>849453
>>849442
He shouldn't be touching another NEETs jimmies.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.849448 [X] del >>849450
>>849445
Not a good comment.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.849449 [X] del >>849451
The Gangs Of New York (2002) will be on womboflix tomorrow night neets. The film is set in 1863, when a long-running Catholic–Protestant feud erupts into violence, just as an Irish immigrant group is protesting against the threat of conscription during the Civil War.

Tonight will be Shiban's film, Bringing Up Baby


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.849450 [X] del >>849454>>849461
>>849448
He knows all about hermaphrodites


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.849451 [X] del >>849455>>849456
>>849449
>Gangs of New York
I have seen that before. All I remember is the costumes were silly and fake-looking, and Daniel Day Lewis eats a chop he cooks during a scene.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.849452 [X] del
>>849443
His lifestyle is paying dividends, yes.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.849453 [X] del >>849454


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.849454 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.849455 [X] del >>849456
>>849451
I remember getting to the bit with the chick having cat claws in the brawl and I turned it off.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.849456 [X] del >>849457>>849458>>849459
>>849451
>>849455
ProjectionistNEET puts a lot of effort into putting the movies on, so keep your objections to yourself.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.849457 [X] del >>849459
>>849456
He is a good NEET.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.849458 [X] del
>>849456
It's fine, I think a bit of controversy actually helps stir interest in the movies, and in any case running womboflix has taught me to be thick skinned about such things.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.849459 [X] del
>>849456
I agree with >>849457


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.849460 [X] del
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Streaming Bringin Up Baby, at 7pm AEST. On https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Gonna stream something beforehand, most likely from youtube or similar. For an hour or so.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.849461 [X] del
>>849450
A good comment.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.849462 [X] del >>849567
thinking about dinner


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.849463 [X] del >>849464>>849465
going to preload a little bit so I am charming from the moment I arrive


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.849464 [X] del
>>849463
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.849465 [X] del >>849475
>>849463
What outfit are you going to be wearing?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.849466 [X] del >>849468>>849488
(2.74 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5923.jpeg)
Took a big gamble on the weather radar. Got rewarded with a big YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.849467 [X] del >>849469>>849471
The grog fucked my guts up.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.849468 [X] del
>>849466
Based.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.849469 [X] del
>>849467
Arse explosions?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.849470 [X] del >>849489
BASED
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.849471 [X] del >>849473
>>849467
stop gooning


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.849472 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.849473 [X] del >>849492
>>849471
Maybe I should start smoking meth like nuro does?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.849474 [X] del >>849476>>849477
thinking I might vomit.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.849475 [X] del
>>849465
one of those johnny pigg shirts and some blue jeans and some brown chelsea boots
I may wear a sports coat, either navy or herringbone, depending on how I feel closer to departure


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.849476 [X] del
>>849474
Half a carrott thanks.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.849477 [X] del >>849479
(18.15 KB 400x400 hevi-reissu-vomit1.jpg)
(111.37 KB 1912x827 hevi-reissu-vomit2.jpg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.849478 [X] del
Perhaps should have spoilered it. Although it's just a movie.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.849479 [X] del >>849570
>>849477
Makes me miss Friday night drinks as a 20-something when the company footed the bill for the first couple of hours


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.849480 [X] del >>849483
https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/c72px7rzvvzo
>Royal Troon will have longest hole in Open history


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.849481 [X] del >>849482
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.849482 [X] del
>>849481
Best 'Bring Your Grandfather To School Day' ever.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.849483 [X] del
>>849480
The longest open hole in troon history?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.849484 [X] del >>849485>>849516
Yes I have manboobs. No you can't squeeze them.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.849485 [X] del
>>849484
>No you can't squeeze them.
:-(


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.849486 [X] del >>849487
How fast is DHL at moving stuff within Australia?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.849487 [X] del
>>849486
If it hits Melbourne on Monday afternoon you'll have it Tuesday morning


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.849488 [X] del >>849497
>>849466
>BRISBANE TOMORROW


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.849489 [X] del >>849490
(1.14 MB 2011x568 IMG_5925.jpeg)
>>849470
YEEEEEEAH BOI !


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.849490 [X] del
>>849489
Based.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.849492 [X] del >>849494>>849495>>849530
(1.14 MB 2011x568 IMG_5925.jpeg)
>>849473
Nuro has never smoked meth. But you should get any amphetamines you can and ride a road bike.

Still amazed my jeans from last year fit me. Thanks you gut cleanses, smoking and adderall.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.849494 [X] del
>>849492
Based.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.849495 [X] del >>849500>>849501
>>849492
m8, you said your friend put meth in a choof.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.849497 [X] del
>>849488
Cancelled due to shitty weather.

Also you have been cancelled for doxxing and being all round shit cunt. I hope to piss on grave one day.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.849499 [X] del
Very low quality posting from nuro as usual.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.849500 [X] del >>849505
(490.27 KB 260x141 womp womp.gif)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.849501 [X] del >>849502>>849503
>>849495
Mete your are making shit up again.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.849502 [X] del
>>849501
No he isn't. I remember the post.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.849503 [X] del >>849504
>>849501
You are quite obviously lying. That was only about a month ago.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.849504 [X] del >>849507
>>849503
> [Brasil]
Sopa de macaco!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.849505 [X] del
>>849500
Okay champ!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.849506 [X] del >>849509
(8.49 KB 275x183 addict.jpeg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.849507 [X] del
>>849504
Uma Delicia!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.849508 [X] del >>849510>>849514
@paristan controller we have a problem….


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.849509 [X] del
>>849506
End stage arc is always the saddest.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.849510 [X] del >>849512>>849534


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.849511 [X] del >>849515>>849534
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NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.849512 [X] del >>849513
>>849510
ground control to major mong


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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.849514 [X] del >>849534
>>849508
I like how nuro will just go for some random flag in the hopes we don't know it's him.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.849515 [X] del
>>849511
BAsed.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.849517 [X] del
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>@paristan controller we have a problem….


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.849518 [X] del >>849520
>>849516
just a little squeeeeze


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.849519 [X] del >>849521
laughing uncontrollably right now
I don't know why but I am struggling to stop


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.849520 [X] del >>849522>>849526
>>849518
Some neets are probably bustier than Olive.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.849521 [X] del
>>849519
>but I am struggling to stop


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.849522 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.849523 [X] del
Pig feed pre-ordered.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.849524 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.849525 [X] del
>>849516
would rape


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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.849528 [X] del >>849529
>>849175
Mental illness.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.849529 [X] del
>>849528
>21 hours ago


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.849530 [X] del >>849531
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>>849492
>smoking
Nuro, I don't normally take issue with your claims, but please don't encourage the younger neets to smoke.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.849531 [X] del >>849540
>>849530
there's no harm in smoking, it's literally just plants and nature is good for you


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.849532 [X] del
Could do with some adhd meds tbqh


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.849533 [X] del
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>>849238
>nice one creep


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.849534 [X] del >>849535>>849536>>849538>>849579
>>849510
>>849510
>>849511
>>849514
Why is IGA threatening to DOX Nuro’s mobile all of a sudden ? I mean like we have had his work landline and address for years now and no bad actor has taken any action. Is IGA trying desperately to stay relevant or something ? This seems like a desperate cry for attention since there has been no drama anymore no one gives a fuck about the boards most unpopular and poorest NEET.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.849535 [X] del
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>>849534
I am IGA and Nuro


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.849536 [X] del >>849543
>>849534
>there has been no drama anymore
I like to cause drama and have the dumb dumb NEETs pin it on Nuro and IGA


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.849537 [X] del >>849539>>849544
I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS


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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.849539 [X] del >>849542
>>849537
At least not agent of orange.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.849540 [X] del >>849541
>>849531
You wouldn't smoke a boong.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.849541 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.849542 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.849543 [X] del >>849545
>>849536
We know you do Monk. You will answer to the big fella one day for all your skullduggery and fuckery.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.849544 [X] del
>>849537
Stop saying things like that, you're scaring the younger neets.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.849545 [X] del
>>849543
Nuro, IGA and Monk. The /ausneets/ trinity


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.849546 [X] del >>849547
Morning


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.849547 [X] del >>849554
>>849546
Good afternoon NEET.
Wagon today?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.849549 [X] del >>849550
>>849548
Gojira?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.849550 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.849551 [X] del
(103.46 KB 500x375 mac-and-me-coke.jpg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.849552 [X] del
>>849338
Such a pleasant young man, can't imagine why anyone would despise you...


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.849553 [X] del
>>849343
>a night out in Yeppoon

Someone got just that.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.849554 [X] del >>849556
>>849547
Acquired 16 for the come down / to battle the late wake up
Wagon Monday


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.849555 [X] del
>>849348
I could do with five hundred bucks.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.849556 [X] del
>>849554
>16 for the come down
Not gonna make it. Wheels are wobbling.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.849557 [X] del >>849558>>849561>>849581>>849583
(2.86 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2530.jpeg)
Does this shirt look gay?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.849558 [X] del
>>849557
Modern and flamboyant.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.849559 [X] del
Gonna start streaming now.
Post-Communist Transitions - A Crash Course Though Central Asia by Michael Rossi of Rutgers
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.849561 [X] del
>>849557
It looks good.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.849562 [X] del >>849563
>Central Asia: A Despotic Disneyland


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.849563 [X] del
>>849562
>tral As


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.849564 [X] del
>>849381
Handsome fella


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.849565 [X] del
Downloading Bush Tucker Man Episodes.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.849566 [X] del
>>849441
Check the tread of the rear tyres vs the front.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.849567 [X] del >>849568
>>849462
What's on teh menu?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.849568 [X] del >>849569
>>849567
On The Menu frozen meals


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.849569 [X] del >>849571
>>849568
feedpacks?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.849570 [X] del
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>>849479
>Makes me miss Friday night drinks as a 20-something


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.849571 [X] del
>>849569
rape packs


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.849572 [X] del >>849573>>849574
I missed out on everything


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.849573 [X] del
>>849572
didn't miss out on us


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.849574 [X] del >>849575
>>849572
Nice hat.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.849575 [X] del
>>849574
benchod


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.849576 [X] del >>849577>>849578
Made it. Pajeet drove like a fuckwit.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.849577 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.849578 [X] del
>>849576
maybe... it is you that is fuck wit sir


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.849579 [X] del
>>849534
>poorest NEET
How can he be the poorest when he isn't homeless?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.849580 [X] del >>849582>>849584
My fuckin thongs just broke


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.849581 [X] del
>>849557
I would wear it to a Sunday roast at the RSl.


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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.849585 [X] del >>849586
garlic farts coming out my ARSE


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.849586 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.849587 [X] del >>849588
Might gar Colesworth in search for discounted meat.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.849588 [X] del >>849591
>>849587
Does dis count? *unzips pants*


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.849589 [X] del
>>849332
You wont do anything.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.849590 [X] del
>>849332
mate they probably can't read, you'll have to read it out to them


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.849591 [X] del >>849592
>>849588
Not in the mood for cocktail franks, need something more substantial.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.849592 [X] del >>849655
>>849591
Good choice NEET.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.849593 [X] del
Tiffin made up outlandish gossip about Nuro, once.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.849594 [X] del >>849596
I am wondering if I should have some goon to help with the hangover?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.849595 [X] del
>>849411
He was probably out of fuel again.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.849596 [X] del >>849599
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>>849594
>goon to help with the hangover?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.849597 [X] del
12 beers in 6 hours. basically sober


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.849598 [X] del >>849603
We probably shouldn't have let him go out in that shirt.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.849599 [X] del
>>849596
Nice Dan


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.849600 [X] del >>849602
We probably shouldn't have let him go out without a shirt.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.849601 [X] del >>849609
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Bringin Up Baby starts in 15 mins, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

You guys missed the update on Turkmenbashi. Was hilarious.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.849602 [X] del >>849604
>>849600
Or trousers.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.849603 [X] del
>>849598
Who was it?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.849604 [X] del
>>849602
his legs are his sexiest part, he needs to show them off at every opportunity


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.849605 [X] del >>849607>>849608>>849611
Considering a drunk drive


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.849606 [X] del
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Ready.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.849607 [X] del
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>>849605
please get us a picture


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.849608 [X] del >>849610
>>849605
Why not? What could go wrong?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.849610 [X] del
>>849608
Who dares wins, the philosophy of the SAS and neets making drunken Dan runs.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.849611 [X] del
>>849605
Don't do it.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.849612 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.849613 [X] del >>849614>>849616>>849617
Can you keep it on afterwards? I'm still waging. Fingers are frozen.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.849614 [X] del >>849615
>>849613
You need a nice warming rub and tug.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.849615 [X] del >>849622
>>849614
I'm down south too. Lots open on South and Marion rd til late.
Could do with an omelette with pork sausage and spring onions, some tuggers cant help but also be motherly.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.849616 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.849617 [X] del >>849627
>>849613
We have a second stream at your 6am on Sunday.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.849618 [X] del >>849627
But I can leave it on if that matters.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.849619 [X] del >>849621
Would you rather do a big hard poo or a big hard pee?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.849620 [X] del
NK you boong


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.849621 [X] del >>849625
>>849619
Why not both?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.849622 [X] del
>>849615
Treat yourself.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.849623 [X] del >>849626
I'm pissing icicles.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.849624 [X] del >>849628>>849629>>849630>>849677>>849734
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Police just called me with an enquiry.

IGA no doubt stalked me again and drove past my front door where my after hours (private) phone number is is visible.

#BO Paristan IGA needs a year long ban after this behaviour. Whats worse about this is because i no longer give a shit and he is just bored and wants to called drama. Him and Monk too,


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.849625 [X] del
>>849621
It might be too hard and the poo comes out of your dick instead


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.849626 [X] del
>>849623
That's an icy cold piss


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.849627 [X] del >>849688
>>849617
>>849618
Nah, that works cheers


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.849628 [X] del
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>>849624
haha
It was the crimestoppers report. He warned you about it. You could've cleaned up your life. You had weeks.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.849629 [X] del
>>849624
>called me
On your mobile or the shop landline?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.849630 [X] del >>849631
>>849624
Dont talk to the cops. just say I dont answer questions


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.849631 [X] del
>>849630
Look at the way he types and consider he probably sounds the same way irl. I bet he sperged out about IGA lol.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.849632 [X] del >>849633>>849634
#BO
You need to start banning IGA, That psycho is a ticking time bomb for bringing attention to the board in a world of e-safety witch hunting.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.849633 [X] del >>849693
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>>849632
Cope. Seethe. Dilate.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.849634 [X] del >>849635>>849639
>>849632
Banning here will surely help stopping him doing things IRL.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.849635 [X] del >>849640
>>849634
I agree. Giving him more time for IRL activities will keep him from engaging in IRL activities.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.849636 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O8nNUpExSP0 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.849637 [X] del >>849638
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Next edition should be PrisonLyfe edition.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.849638 [X] del
>>849637
Is that before or after the End stage arc?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.849639 [X] del >>849641
>>849634
he's not a threat to any one because he's such a cringing coward NPC but now his new trick is doxxing to cops. This fag is known for his repetitive posting and attention seeking. I'm telling you now he's going to doxx the board to the feds, you all read this post.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.849640 [X] del >>849643
>>849635
We're never going to get the Musical, are we?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.849641 [X] del >>849644
>>849639
>repetitive posting
>attention seeking
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.849642 [X] del
>doxx the board
What?
>feds
Seppo term m8.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.849643 [X] del >>849645
>>849640
We might get a sitcom if they end up sharing a cell.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.849644 [X] del >>849697
>>849641
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.849645 [X] del
>>849643
God I hope so.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.849646 [X] del
This is one of the funniest episodes of the last few weeks.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.849647 [X] del >>849648>>849649
I find it especially funny because it wasn't IGA that filed the crimestoppers report...


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.849648 [X] del >>849652
>>849647
Then why is he spam posting RN?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.849649 [X] del >>849651
>>849647
Was it Ted ?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.849650 [X] del >>849653
https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyfrogshop/video/7364867748721216814 [Embed]
Haha, she is talking about total nigger death now. I love her so much it's unreal.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.849651 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.849652 [X] del
>>849648
He isn't. I'm the one posting.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.849653 [X] del
>>849650
Handsome fella.


NEET Board owner 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.849654 [X] del >>849657>>849672
Nuro I am afraid there is no evidence that IGA has done what you say. I cannot justify a ban.
You have been acting obnoxiously today, please improve your behaviour.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.849655 [X] del >>849656>>849661
>>849592
Scored a bachelor's handbag for 4(four) bucks. Returned the pack of raw chicken to the fridges. Couldn't find any single rolls of Werther's original which was a bummer.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.849656 [X] del
>>849655
>Werther's original
woe.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.849657 [X] del
>>849654
IGA kek'd, nuro rekt.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.849658 [X] del >>849659>>849660>>849663
Writing a film script and fantasising about doing something with my life. I won't.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.849659 [X] del
>>849658
Could you make it into a musical?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.849660 [X] del >>849662>>849665
>>849658
Send it to my agent when it is done, there might be a part suitable for me.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.849661 [X] del
>>849655
>a bachelor's handbag for 4(four) bucks
That is a good score.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.849662 [X] del
>>849660
>t. MoofieStarNEET


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.849663 [X] del >>849664
>>849658
> a film script

a gay porn epic based on ausneets characters?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.849664 [X] del
>>849663
That's the musical on ice!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.849665 [X] del
>>849660
It is a film adaption to I am Legend that is closer to the book than the Will Smith one, moves it forwards in time to the present day, and fixes (imo) some minor issues regarding world building and the plot.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.849666 [X] del >>849667>>849668
I'm gonna play my video game


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.849667 [X] del >>849692
>>849666
Is that a cum stain on the top right?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.849668 [X] del >>849671
>>849666
there's one jewess I'd like to play with


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.849669 [X] del >>849671
Aren't vampire meant to be metaphors for jews?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.849670 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.849671 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.849672 [X] del >>849673>>849674>>849676>>849741
>>849654

Paristab IGA has been posting the digits of my private phone numbner sequentially to intimidate me.

Its all been reported, i wouldnt you expect you to understand a NEET reporting posting posting digits. But look at the reports. Wwhen he says "should a post another 3 digits" its really threatening behaviour.

and as i said the only way he would know this is personally drove past within a meter of my property.

What an absolute sick fuck


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.849673 [X] del
>>849672
Where has he done what you claim?


NEET Board owner 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.849674 [X] del >>849675
>>849672
>posting the digits of my private phone number sequentially to intimidate me
My investigation into that matter revealed that it was not IGA who was doing that.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.849675 [X] del >>849678>>849679
>>849674
There is a third coolum beach neet?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.849676 [X] del
>>849672
Go to sleep you pillbrained freak.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.849677 [X] del >>849684
I am again on the skydiving videos thinking of something more

>>849624
Shut the fuck up nigger you bought this on yourself


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.849678 [X] del
>>849675
I wonder how this will be introduced in the musical.


NEET Board owner 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.849679 [X] del >>849681>>849683>>849757
>>849675
GregO.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.849680 [X] del
Are you going to say what the inquiry was about or are you too busy busting your HDDs?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.849681 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.849682 [X] del
Imagine him making reviews of neets.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.849683 [X] del
>>849679
I knew it!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.849684 [X] del >>849685
>>849677
You sound like the instigator and should be instantly rangebanned.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.849685 [X] del >>849686>>849687
>>849684
>rangebanned
Careful m9, range banning IGA would take out nuro as well. Hovelnet is right next to bossladynet.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.849686 [X] del
>>849685
It would take out GregO too. Big risk.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.849687 [X] del
>>849685
a sacrifice we will gladly make


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.849688 [X] del >>849689>>849758
>>849627
Uh, which one works?
The 6am screening or the let it running?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.849689 [X] del
>>849688
Let it keep running on a loop until 6am and then restart it.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.849690 [X] del
We will get da choppa to relocate grego to the greater webbyland area.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.849691 [X] del >>849694
is cruisey the neet who wants to see it?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.849692 [X] del
>>849667
Yeah that's why he's so mad in the photo


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.849693 [X] del
>>849633
I love him so much.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.849694 [X] del
>>849691
Cruisey needs Dave/Monk to organise his IT needs. The moofie should be a homeserver ready for him when he gets home.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.849695 [X] del >>849697
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(362.50 KB 3000x2000 1714637831900904.jpg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.849696 [X] del >>849699
Night.
Nigel escaped two days ago but went home after a few hours


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.849697 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.849698 [X] del >>849700>>849705>>849911
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>tfw worried about mongk


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.849699 [X] del
>>849696
Good night Pidge. xx
Nigel shouldn't have gone back.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.849700 [X] del >>849701
>>849698
I worried about the state of public schools


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.849701 [X] del >>849704
>>849700
Too hard to break in now?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.849702 [X] del
The old gape and rape.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.849703 [X] del
Running my hands across my nape.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.849704 [X] del >>849706
>>849701
They all have fences now


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.849705 [X] del >>849709
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>>849698
Monk has proven he cant hold a job or ride a wagon, repeatedly, and i dont know what pisses me off me off more, his pathetic ass, or you NEET do gooders, who repeatedly tell him he has a chance at beating his demons and waste endless time here engaged in the cycles of constant never ending failure...


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.849706 [X] del >>849708
>>849704
You should dress up as student.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.849707 [X] del >>849765
Which one of you is running the "White Phosphor" twitter account


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.849708 [X] del
>>849706
No way, when I was in school we had three penis inspections a day and once a week they would measure the retractability of your sphincter and grade your potential on that.
Can't imagine what they make kids do now.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.849709 [X] del >>849710
>>849705
Fuck off nuro.
Enjoy getting bashed by boongs in prison.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.849710 [X] del
>>849709
Wagon tomorrow ?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.849711 [X] del >>849713
Nuro's brown snaking of monk is going to continue and Pariston will allow it. Wait and see.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.849712 [X] del >>849714>>849715
Nuro: What did the cops want with the inquiry?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.849713 [X] del >>849714>>849718
>>849711
Goondaddy (monk) caused more damage to this site than ever other bad actor combined. Because he was acting as both a Dishonest anonymous Admin and a named NEET at the same time.

Gods wrath will come down on this piece of shit for what he has done. The Lord has spoken.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.849714 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.849715 [X] del >>849717>>849736>>849752>>849760>>849766
>>849712
IGA went to the courts and filed for a Domestic Violence Order because i was making online death threats.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.849716 [X] del >>849762
I don't hate Nuro if you were wondering, I've learned to live with him and his antics.
t. goondaddy


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.849717 [X] del
>>849715
What did you say to them? Did you deny everything?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.849718 [X] del >>849719
>>849713
Thought you'd passed out for the night. Did you have a Blend 43 enema to perk yourself up?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.849719 [X] del
>>849718
He is on meth these days. Far more potent.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.849720 [X] del >>849723
What do you neets think will happen?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.849721 [X] del
Eating BEANS.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.849722 [X] del
(2.20 MB 1280x720 monk.webm)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.849723 [X] del >>849751
>>849720
In a matter of hours the sun will rise and it will be sunday


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.849724 [X] del >>849726>>849733
Do you ever getting a funny taste in your mouth after drinking? I find it can linger for a day or so and persists despite brushing my teethies and using mouth wash.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.849725 [X] del >>849737
Remember when weber found that company on linkedin and their website had that weird video introducing their team? It was them standing on a roof and slowly walking towards the camera with sunnies on.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.849726 [X] del >>849727
>>849724
It's probably your gums getting inflamed and the rest of your stomach and throat dealing with the goon barrage.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.849727 [X] del
>>849726
Is that a concern?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.849728 [X] del >>849730
I'm going to do the dishes and go to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.849729 [X] del >>849731
I am home


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.849730 [X] del
>>849728
Have a good one


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.849731 [X] del >>849738
>>849729
Wage off?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.849732 [X] del >>849735
Do any of you take Pregnenolone?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.849733 [X] del
>>849724
Sulphides


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.849734 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.849735 [X] del
(28.65 KB 234x421 Atlanta.jpg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.849736 [X] del >>849739
>>849715
Based. Albo going to give him $5K now.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.849737 [X] del
>>849725
I member


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.849738 [X] del
>>849731
Dinner off


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.849739 [X] del >>849740
>>849736
Kek.
IGA should forward all the relevant documents to Michelle Freeman.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.849740 [X] del
>>849739
Should forward them to Kathy freeman because that's another bitch who runs


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.849741 [X] del >>849742
>>849672
>Paristab
Freudian slip?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.849742 [X] del
>>849741
A and O aren't at all close on the keyboard but N and B are. Nuro often fucks up vowels for some reason. He often uses the wrong vowels in words which I find to be really funny.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.849744 [X] del
>>849743
A neet of taste


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.849745 [X] del
When did Domino's start selling sex toys as sides? Is this an app secret menu thing like KFC?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.849746 [X] del
>>849743
Shoddily made pixxa if I ever saw one.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.849747 [X] del >>849748
>tfw no qt vault-dweller gf


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.849748 [X] del >>849750
(53.50 KB 600x692 cellar.jpg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.849749 [X] del >>849750>>849764
The bad memories never go away


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.849750 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.849751 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.849752 [X] del
>>849715
You need to call a solicitor, if any of that is true.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.849753 [X] del >>849754
Wage on


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.849754 [X] del
>>849753
Wage it off. Too early.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.849755 [X] del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.849756 [X] del
In case that one fella wanna watch the movie:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Started already tho.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.849757 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.849758 [X] del
>>849688
Neither now. All good.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.849759 [X] del >>849761
morning bros


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.849760 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.849761 [X] del
>>849759
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.849762 [X] del
>>849716
Imagine being team stanners in the age of the based one


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.849763 [X] del
>>849743
You bloody boong


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.849764 [X] del
>>849749
Forward!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.849765 [X] del
>>849707
me, would you like a shout out?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.849766 [X] del >>849767>>849786
>>849715
> Domestic Violence Order


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.849767 [X] del >>849768>>849769>>849777>>849837
>>849766
We all have to be more careful what's discussed on here now because the police may be reading everything. If you say something that sucks you into the bullshit. Any posts made after being aware of it could be seen as a retaliatory or evidence to support the claim.

The police haven't served anyone with the court attendance because there isn't enough evidence. The police called him to gather more evidence and will probably ask him to come in next to give a statement. If no-one engages with the police it'll go away because of a lack of evidence. The police might start turning up inperson to investigate which is why anyone involved needs to seek the proper advice.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.849768 [X] del
>>849767
Dear police - how do I get a taxpayer funded job sitting around reading imageboards all day? Asking for a mate.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.849769 [X] del >>849774>>849811>>849848
>>849767
>14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.
Stop with the shenanigans.
Do you fags pick a board rule each day and think:
>oh that's what I'm gonna violate today


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.849770 [X] del >>849771
I'm sorry for being nordy


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.849771 [X] del
>>849770
Go to your room neet, and stay there for the next 10 years.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.849772 [X] del
Big poos


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.849773 [X] del >>849783
HECK


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.849774 [X] del >>849775>>849799
>>849769
STFU Shiban. There was no problem until that one pest poster decided that Nuro was to blame for his poverty and unpopularity and try to get him swatted. Blame the succession of dickless BO's for not doing anything to ban him.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.849775 [X] del
>>849774
Don't be so rude!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.849776 [X] del >>849778
no mondster and an unsafe BAC to get some :(


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.849777 [X] del
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>>849767
can Nuro post the DV order with IGA's name plz


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.849778 [X] del >>849779
>>849776
call uber pajeet to deliver a 4 pack of mondsters


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.849779 [X] del >>849780
>>849778
and a choggy doughnut?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.849780 [X] del >>849781
>>849779
Can't hurt, elon musk eats one for breakfast every morning and he's done ok.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.849781 [X] del
>>849780
Does he really?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.849782 [X] del >>849784>>849800
pajeet bringing 4 pack, choggy donut, ham & cheese toasdie


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.849783 [X] del
>>849773
LANGUAGE!


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.849784 [X] del
>>849782
Good choice NEET.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.849785 [X] del >>849787
I tried getting donuts delivered yesterday, I was too far away from the store.

This NEET inspires me, I might go and acquire some today. Still thinking about it.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.849786 [X] del
>>849766
this one always makes me laugh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UvecrsvGO7E [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.849787 [X] del
>>849785
Do it NOOT.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.849788 [X] del >>849789
BARRY has my order


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.849789 [X] del >>849791>>849851
>>849788
Sounds like a good white man like Bill, I hope you're not deceived.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.849790 [X] del >>849793
Good news, if you didn't pay it off early
>Albanese government to wipe $3 billion in student debt, benefitting three million people
https://theconversation.com/albanese-government-to-wipe-3-billion-in-student-debt-benefitting-three-million-people-229285


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.849791 [X] del >>849792
>>849789
proper white guy in a commie


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.849792 [X] del >>849794
(22.60 KB 300x300 FEXlF.jpg)


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.849793 [X] del >>849795>>849802>>849853
>>849790
how the fuck is that fair to people like me who were paying $300-500 in hecs tax every fortnight and actually repaid their debt?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.849794 [X] del
>>849792
he gave me a knowing smile


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.849795 [X] del >>849798
>>849793
It's not. There should be a discount for voluntary repayments above the set repayment amounts so people pay it off faster.

Before last year the rate from my history on the ATO never went above 3% from what I recall (could be wrong but that was the highest amount). Years before it was below 2%.

The 7% indexation was the highest I have seen it. I ironically made a voluntary payment this morning ($10k) and will continue making those payment amounts to get it down further.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.849796 [X] del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.849797 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jKaC8ID9VtI [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.849798 [X] del >>849801
>>849795
imagine working once you reach the low income threshold for the financial year. I'm planning on never paying my hecs debt because of the mass immigration white anting of the course.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.849799 [X] del
>>849774
Fuck off nuro.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.849800 [X] del
>>849782
breakfast of champions


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.849801 [X] del >>849803
>>849798
If you're working, HECs is a garnish or lump sum payment each financial year. We shouldn't have to pay it all given that most if not all politicians got a free degree.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.849802 [X] del
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>>849793
L.O.L.
The neet slacker does as he wills, while the wagecuck has to pay for it all.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.849803 [X] del >>849808
>>849801
>pay it all
You don't if you've got a CSP.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.849804 [X] del >>849805>>849806>>849808
Can you avoid paying back HECS if you get a job overseas?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.849805 [X] del
>>849804
probably
as long as you dont try and send any money back here or come home


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.849806 [X] del
>>849804
I think they have reciprocal agreements with a bunch of countries like that. People used to go to the you-kay for that reason.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.849807 [X] del
uh oh


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.849808 [X] del >>849809
>>849803
Technically yes. But I can see the system changing overtime >>849804 it could be part of an ongoing change to make it more restrictive
>Provide an overseas travel notification and report your worldwide income if you have a study or training support loan.
https://www.ato.gov.au/individuals-and-families/study-and-training-support-loans/overseas-repayments

If you plan to leave Australia with no assets here and never come back it doesn't matter, but the ATO has a lot more power than other authorities in this country to resolve their matters:
>We usually conduct interviews without using our formal powers, but we sometimes need to formalise the process – we do this by issuing a notice to attend and give evidence. When using our notice powers, we plan our activities to minimise your costs and we engage with you in a professional and timely manner.
https://www.ato.gov.au/about-ato/commitments-and-reporting/in-detail/privacy-and-information-gathering/our-approach-to-information-gathering/attending-a-formal-interview

Example of their formal powers here:
https://www.ato.gov.au/about-ato/commitments-and-reporting/in-detail/privacy-and-information-gathering/our-approach-to-information-gathering/our-formal-access-powers


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.849809 [X] del >>849810
>>849808
ATO basically has more power than the AFP and state police. They don't need warrants or anything else.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.849810 [X] del >>849812>>849854
>>849809
Exactly. The ATO is very reasonable if you are honest and upfront in resolving any issue with them. Those powers are used against those who think they can game the system and win.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.849811 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.849812 [X] del >>849855
>>849810
Seeing as the system is shit I hope they win their game.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.849813 [X] del >>849814>>849816
Food please


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.849814 [X] del
>>849813
I would get a schnitty there.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.849815 [X] del >>849817>>849856>>849953
Do coles and woolies even stock prawns from australian waters? I was looking at the sources of the frozen prawns they had and they're all from polluted placed like vietnam.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.849816 [X] del >>849818
>>849813
Didn't you catch that body deodorant last week?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.849818 [X] del >>849819
>>849816
is this a word filter?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.849819 [X] del >>849822
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>>849818
No body deodorant is a good source of food.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.849820 [X] del >>849821>>849826
Seventh coffee and it is only just going 9am.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.849821 [X] del >>849823>>849840
>>849820
It must be shooting out of you.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.849822 [X] del
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>>849819
I'll cook ya up some body spray and barra unna


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.849823 [X] del
>>849821
Not yet, I'm all plugged up.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.849824 [X] del
kangaroo


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.849825 [X] del >>849827>>849828
>>849817
I was looking for something like crumbed prawns or prawn dumplings, but it's all made in china or vietnam. What do people eat prawns with? Some sort of sauce?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.849826 [X] del
>>849820
You shouldn't drink coffee after 9am mate, it's time to switch to the white monsters.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.849827 [X] del
>>849825
prawn cocktail sauce is mayo and tomato sauce in some ratio I think


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.849828 [X] del >>849829
>>849825
You could buy a box of panko crumbs and make your own I guess?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.849829 [X] del
>>849828
No I couldn't, for I am a neet and work is beneath my dignity.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.849830 [X] del >>849831>>849833>>849849>>849857
Is it ok to cook frozen prawns in a pasta or something then refreeze them into feedpacks?


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.849831 [X] del
>>849830
I guess.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.849832 [X] del


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.849833 [X] del
>>849830
I wouldn't.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.849834 [X] del
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NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.849835 [X] del
I bet the food court chinkies all use imported prawns.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.849836 [X] del
Wage off.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.849837 [X] del >>849838
>>849767
NK sexually assaulted me.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.849838 [X] del >>849839>>849841>>849858
>>849837
Weber refused to tell me the system.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.849839 [X] del
>>849838
meet me behind autobarn in 1 hour


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.849840 [X] del
>>849821
First one coming up.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.849841 [X] del >>849843
>>849838
Turns out the system was letting NK sexually assault you


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.849843 [X] del >>849845>>849859
>>849841
Sweetie would protect him. She is a boong off the leash.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.849844 [X] del
terrible skiddy in the bowl
It was a really soft mushy one that just stuck to everything. Horrible.


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.849845 [X] del >>849847>>849862
>>849843
>boong
I'd always thought of her as a white dog


NEET 05/04/2024 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.849847 [X] del
>>849845
I'm just quoting weber.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.849848 [X] del
>>849769
There is only one rule.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.849849 [X] del
>>849830
Short answer no, not with a domestic kitchen and neet hygiene.
I don't normally discourage neets but refreezing seafood is basically the textbook example of Australian food poisoning.
Even professional caterers know not to attempt this


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.849850 [X] del


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.849851 [X] del >>849852
>>849789
I know a Bill, who's real name is Bharat or something. This might be a Binglingdingramadanill.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.849852 [X] del >>849865
>>849851
Bill grew out of Brother-in-Law.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.849853 [X] del
>>849793
I just finished paying it off I think. Fucking pseudo pinko fucks.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.849854 [X] del
>>849810
The ATO are cunts.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.849855 [X] del
>>849812
They need to consult W. Esquire's systematic expertise.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.849856 [X] del
>>849815
No. I got some frozen ones presuming they were SA but were from Thailand.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.849857 [X] del
>>849830
Yeah, but miked prawns are like rubber.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.849858 [X] del >>849860
>>849838
No eating and $100 at once are part of the rules.
I've been taking notes.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.849859 [X] del
>>849843
He cant even wank her.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.849860 [X] del >>849864>>849867
>>849858
Coopers pale ale?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.849861 [X] del >>849877
For God's sake! We just had a NEET almost kill himself with a bloody onion gravy. Now we have NEETs gambling with refreezing prawns.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.849862 [X] del
>>849845
She's a tin shed in Andamooka boong dog.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.849863 [X] del


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.849864 [X] del >>849869
>>849860
If you're at the R&C, an imperial pint of Hard Solo is where it's at.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.849865 [X] del
>>849852
I know. But Barry might be their Anglicised name.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.849866 [X] del >>849868
How does hard solo compare to a shot of vodka or gin in some lemonade?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.849867 [X] del
>>849860
Free coke zeros. No drinking while on the job.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.849868 [X] del
>>849866
They're similar, but hard solo tastes like solo in a way that other lemon squash doesn't taste like solo. Certainly better bang for buck buying a cheap bottle of vodka and some 1.5 litre bottles of kirks


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.849869 [X] del
>>849864
I will need to update my file.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.849870 [X] del >>849871>>849873
Was on the way to a tugger but turned off. Even got the money ready.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.849871 [X] del >>849874>>849878
>>849870
On a church day.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.849872 [X] del >>849876
Hadnt showered in 2 days too in prep.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.849873 [X] del
>>849870
Many such cases.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.849874 [X] del >>849879
>>849871
That was one of the reasons why I stopped.
Superstitious mong. Shabbet ended at day break.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.849875 [X] del
Going to have a shower.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.849876 [X] del
>>849872
You love the experience!


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.849877 [X] del
>>849861
They never learn.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.849878 [X] del >>849880>>849888
>>849871
a tug before church gives a man something to confess to, a tug afterwards gives him something to look forwards to, a pious man does both


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.849879 [X] del >>849889
>>849874
do the catholic vietnamese gooks refuse to tug on sundays?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.849880 [X] del
>>849878
Tug'conomics 101


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.849882 [X] del >>849883>>849891
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-05/johann-hari-could-ozempic-end-globesity/103802590
>But while Hari was shedding weight quickly, he wasn't feeling as good as he had expected.
>He experienced nausea, vomiting and fatigue – all well-documented side effects.
>But mentally, he says he felt differently as well.
>"One of the ways I had always coped was by stuffing myself, by over-eating," he told Hack.
>"And I just couldn't do that.
>"For a while, I felt quite a lot worse — it was like my drug had been taken away from me."


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.849883 [X] del
>>849882
Deletes the Need 2 Feed.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.849884 [X] del
Is there anything to delete the need 2 rape? Asking for a mate.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.849886 [X] del >>849902
>>849885
They should've gotten weber out there to sort them out.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.849887 [X] del
Big bent


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.849888 [X] del
>>849878
Quality post


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.849889 [X] del >>849892
>>849879
They take from 1030-12 off


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.849890 [X] del
>>849885
What an absolute slogging.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.849891 [X] del >>849893>>849896
>>849882
Might have one last binge before I get forced onto the ozempic. You neets want anything at the shops?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.849892 [X] del
>>849889
YOU CUM NOW OR HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL LUNCHTIME


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.849893 [X] del
>>849891
30kg ozempic pleaase.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.849894 [X] del >>849898
No energy. I'm sure yet another coffee will fix it.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.849895 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujpvNvSgcic [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.849896 [X] del
>>849891
I'll have something nice for tea and then try and have a healthy week


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.849897 [X] del >>849899
Falling asleep.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.849898 [X] del >>849900
>>849894
You need new batteries.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.849899 [X] del
>>849897
Too early.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.849900 [X] del >>849901
>>849898
Some neets are just old and need to be thrown out on the trash


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.849901 [X] del


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.849902 [X] del
(1.91 MB 640x480 afl.mp4)


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.849903 [X] del >>849904>>849905
Should I buy some EFTs using the CommSec Pocket app? Will I become a millionaire if I do?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.849904 [X] del >>849908
>>849903
>Will I become a millionaire if I do?
When Monk is awake he can answer this part. He should become a financial adviser driven by your success.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.849905 [X] del >>849906
>>849903
I would consult nuro first, who is not only an well respected member of the fungible token community but also invented bitcoin under the pseudonym satoshi nakamoto


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.849906 [X] del
>>849905
Is it true that the dunny has scribes from the original paper?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.849907 [X] del >>849909>>849910
This whole police inquiry thing is pretty funny tbh.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.849909 [X] del >>849913
>>849907
Yes. On multiple levels.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.849910 [X] del
>>849907
It's a reasonable plot twist in the show.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.849911 [X] del
>>849908
I imagine him more like >>849698


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.849912 [X] del >>849914>>849919
It was funny that it wasn't IGA who had his mobile number, but he was so sure it was that he revealed to IGA where he could actually find his mobile number.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.849914 [X] del >>849915
>>849912
Let it go


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.849915 [X] del >>849916
>>849914
https://youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.849916 [X] del
>>849915
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.849918 [X] del
soggy battered fish and half cooked chips with salt and tomato sauce


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.849919 [X] del
>>849912
It might not have been filed by someone here. It could be someone irl that he threatened in some pill-brained daze.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.849920 [X] del
>>849917
a shameful break


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.849921 [X] del
>>849917
yeah footy!


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.849922 [X] del >>849923
>>849917
bend that bitch over and shove those balls up her arse!


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.849923 [X] del >>849924>>849925


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.849924 [X] del >>849928
>>849923
you're a faggot and you deserve to die


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.849925 [X] del >>849926>>849927>>849944>>849949
>>849923
That is Emily Feld you fucking minda.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.849926 [X] del >>849929>>849932
>>849925
Weber's gf?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.849927 [X] del >>849928
>>849925
he is a faggot and he deserves to die


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.849929 [X] del >>849933>>849936
>>849926
Weber is fat


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.849930 [X] del


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.849931 [X] del >>849934>>849946
Do any of you associate the sea with suicide? I'm not suicidal but it makes me think of suicide by drowning for some reason.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.849932 [X] del


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.849933 [X] del
(211.68 KB 998x998 1714856590846094.jpg)


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.849934 [X] del >>849936
>>849931
Kill yourself.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.849936 [X] del >>849938


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.849937 [X] del
>>849935
>317kg
Big boy.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.849938 [X] del
(33.08 KB 236x77 jason.png)


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.849939 [X] del >>849940
Might open an $8 bottle of sparkling, not that $6 stuff that other buster drinks.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.849941 [X] del >>849942>>849945
(152.05 KB 1146x2048 1714869028601849.jpg)
>>849343
It was another sheila kek


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.849942 [X] del >>849943
>>849941
>sheila


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.849943 [X] del >>849947>>849948
>>849942
You must be one of these zoomers who only uses stupid seppo and online vernacular.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.849944 [X] del
>>849925
Really?

>>849917
Dodgy pool table


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.849945 [X] del
>>849343
>>849941
Not comfy posts


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.849946 [X] del
>>849931
He got too close.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.849947 [X] del
(183.03 KB 1440x1440 (you).jpg)


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.849948 [X] del >>849949
>>849943
He means it wasn't a woman.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.849949 [X] del


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.849950 [X] del
got an erection


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.849951 [X] del >>849952>>849954
Can any of you execs do this?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.849952 [X] del >>849971
>>849951
cook? yeah a little


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.849953 [X] del
>>849815
Have you never been to a Colesworth deli?


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.849954 [X] del >>849956>>849958
>>849951
Funny she's holding that. Her tits look like pancakes.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.849955 [X] del >>849957>>849964
(1.25 MB 364x480 WHO DIS.webm)


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.849956 [X] del
>>849954
the dirty stinky mouldy cheese grease they grow under their flapjacks is now all over the frying pan


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.849957 [X] del
>>849955
it would be awesome to help kids like the one in white beat up their school tormenters
absolutely wreck their shit


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.849958 [X] del >>849962
>>849954
She has 36H tits so I guess that isn't terribly surprising.
https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Yonia


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.849959 [X] del >>849960
There's a child porn thread in the catalogue.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.849960 [X] del >>849961
>>849959
I reported that globally hours ago.
The same spammer posts that shit on half a dozen boards every few days and because of timezone differences the global reports take hours to get acted on


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.849961 [X] del
>>849960
Not just boards here but imageboards in general.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.849962 [X] del >>849966
>>849958
I wonder if she has bad back pain yet


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.849964 [X] del
>>849955
Reminder that this is how you look and sound when you talk about that shit in public.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.849965 [X] del
(10.72 KB 255x170 ch.jpeg)
RUN NEETs GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.849966 [X] del >>849968
>>849962
She needs a rub n squeeze.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.849968 [X] del
>>849966
I will swab her underboob cheese


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.849971 [X] del
>>849952
Well bantered.


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.849972 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.849976 [X] del >>849977
BLACK LIVES MATTER


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.849977 [X] del
>>849976
NIGGER


NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.849978 [X] del



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