Who does it?

SA best A

gaped and raped like an old boong's boot

>>848960
Is that the jewess?

>>848961
Did you leave your glasses in the last thread?

Almost went arse up because I stepped on a peppercorn with the clubfoot. This report has fired up his anger.

>>848962
She looked much better in the video.

Godzilla Minus One (2023) is a japanese kaiju movie with much praise given to its highly developed human characters and their storylines. In an age of disappointing western movies, it has been extremely well received, winning an academy award, scoring 98% on rotten tomatoes, and 8.3/10 on imdb. Does it deserve these high ratings, or is it a shit movie just pumped up by weaboos stuffing the ballot boxes? Join us tonight at 7pm AEST as we find out.

>>848965
>highly developed human characters
>japanese
Okay.

third turd

Man or bear situation proves women are fucking stupid.

>>848970
And yet a civilian who put a colander on his head was deemed too mentally unstable to have a firearms license.

>>848971
Colanders have holes that bullets can get through.

Garn a caffay brewski

Thread not off to a good start

>>848976
Its going well.

>>848965
>In 1945, near the end of World War II, kamikaze pilot Kōichi Shikishima lands his Mitsubishi A6M Zero at the Japanese base on Odo Island. Lead mechanic Sōsaku Tachibana deduces that Shikishima had fled from his duty by feigning technical issues.
Going on a suicide mission and returning alive. A most shamfur dispray.

>>848976
ausneets has survived many years of retard posting by low quality neets, we will make it through this thread.

>>848978
He had one job to do.

At Dan's

Garn aldi for my weekly shop, you need anything neets?

>>848981
Monk! Not again!

Some schizo was losing it outside the bakery. Swearing loudly to himself and random people. Sat in the car for 15 minutes waiting/hoping the cops would arrive and put on a show. But they never did of course and the cunt just got up and walked off without a word.

>>848985
Probably ran out of pepper pies.

>>848979
Quality posts daily.

>>848978
So did they kill him?

>>848988
oh it's fucking lizard movie

>>848982
Some squid bits, wraps, cos lettuce, lemon aoili, goats cheese, some yakults, and some splice icecreams please.

>>848989
He's an iguana. I always thought it was a turtle.

>>848982
Get me an assortment of European cheeses please.

Shift cancelled due to machine maintenance. Suddenly my day just got a whole lot brighter

>>848994
I'm sure you'll do something productive

>>848994
Go for a walk, recharge the batteries. No drinking.

>>848994
Dp they have to pay you for the short notice?

>>848995
Narky

>>848996
I will be back in the gym, on the wagon.

>>848997
Nah

>>848993
Entitled cunts.

I'll start that report in 4 minutes

Pizza and coke for breaky. Feeling a boonging coming on.

>>849000
The day's half over.

>>849000
Weber you fucking boong.

>>849002
yeah well apart from Wednesday afternoon when I went to see a client, I don't have any other work to do this week
whizzers dont want us any more (until something goes wrong)
other pentests are booked but can stall for weeks waiting on paperwork to be signed off

>>848999
I was under the impression that soldiers were elevated above plebe status, but it sounds like most of the army walked off in solidarity as well, which is why they weren't crushed.

Mother's Day is on the 12th. Don't forget to buy her a card or something this week.

>>848993
if we tried that we'd just get replaced by immigrants even faster

>>848965
Is there going to be CGI? CGI is cool.

Day's more than half over, have wasted it, nothing of substance has been achieved, how do I manage to do THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY?

Having a bad day, just got back from the shops. Cenno payment not in the ATM even though I sorted it out over the phone on tuesday. Left my skateboard outside the newsagent/LPO to pick up my parcel new washer for the dunny and they told me i was at the wrong LPO and I had to go to the other one two suburbs over, no reason, just where pajeet could be stuffed taking it. Some dirtbag stole my skateboard and when I was tearing around the bus stops looking for the culprit some normie in a audi honks his horn because he has to wait for me to cross in front. He's swearing at me inside his car and I'm swearing back and then he drives off I sorta spilled my spaghetti. Gang stalkers pull out their phones and start filming me and probably calling the cops. Nothing else to do so I went home to my no toilet concrete box on the train line. Having a hot one from the tar out of an old ice break bottle bong I found under the steps. Fuck you gang stalkers.

>>849010
It's fucked off. Every morning I get a small sense of hope that things will change. But there I am again late at night with bottle in hand wondering what I even did for 8-12 hours.

>>848993
kek if todays normies left their suburban homes, they'd die of starvation and cold and possum attack within a week.

>>849011
Fuck man that's rough. Got anything worth hocking at Cashies?

>>849011
Sounds rough NEET. My best wishes go with you.

>>849011
>my skateboard
No blacks, irish or skater trash allowed on this board. Get out now.

>>848990
Garn fishing?

Some NEETs are too fat to step up on to the skateboard.

alright I've opened MS Word
progress

>>849008
Pauline has a new cartoon.

>>849011
Unna
Which NEET is this?
I worry that one of the no flag NEETs is Fifo.

>>849019
Thats enough for the minute.

Dear Sir/Madam
After careful consideration we have found your network to be secure.
-Webby W. Weber, Esquire

A surprisingly good take by Waleed: https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/holding-all-men-responsible-for-a-violent-minority-has-failed-to-keep-women-safe-20240501-p5fo82.html

>>849019
Were you a big procrastintor in school/uni?

>>849007
They had to put it on the end of a pay cycle the fecking eejuts.

>>849019
Software is genderless

Off to Coles for a sourdough loaf!

>>849028
Good luck.

>>849028
Its too late in the day. You have missed the window.

could really go something healthy, like an apple turnover

>>849029
Thank you

>>849030
One mini WHITE sourdough pane di Casa acquired.

Checked the weather radar and Noosa was washed out. Noosa Denied. Found a gap in the weather and went to Kawana. Again.

SEMI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHED

BRISBANE TOMORROW

>>849032
Well acquired. Are you eating it with a quality butter?

>>849033
Hi Nuro.

>>849035
Hello what gallows humour have I been missing ?

>>849031
Lots of protein and calcium in the cream, a wise choice.

>>849036
Do your catch-up.

>>849034
Coles' grass-fed organic unsalted.

>>849038
Catch ups are for DSP chads chained to their NEET desktops. Lord Nuro is a fluid individual who meditates on vistas and chimes in when he chooses.

>>848983
I see him there after work concludes.

>>849042
My vibe right now (image the amount of heroin that fat fuck took)

>>848994
Still getting paid?
Boong zone?

>>849003
He should hit send on it while chuxing.

>>849043
Change the last line to "Are you gettin' on the piss".

>>849023
Good template.

>>849033
Based.

>>849043
kek

Just bought Manor Lords.

>>849052
Based.

>>849032
Lucky

>>849052
You got too close to that one.

His offending is escalating.

>>849043
a fine tv show, should be on womboflix

>>849005
What exactly do you do when carrying out a pentest?

>>849059
Bend over and he will show you.

>>849056
Fuck off Jackie Lamby, her dog and her lesbian partner sat right infront of me without permission.

>Mr Know it all fails once again. Stop causing drama.

>>849061
>Fuck off Jackie Lamby
Don't dox me cunt.

The following component(s) are required to run this program:

Microsoft Visual C.. something

>>849063
Install it.

>>849064
I am trying to.
I dont understand what it wants.
Some boot error.

I did it. Tech wizard.

>>849066
>Tech wizard.
That would be a good name for Monk's TeamViewer tech support.

Johnny rape

>>849014
>>849015
>>849016
>>849021
see
>>848985
retards

>>849058
Zoomer NEETs would not appreciate it for what it was.

Nuro reposted a discord on a IB, once.

Nuro mixes his own ringtones

>>849052
push her in and then pretend to rescue her.

Another depressing walk around town, so many nice bars, cafes and restaurants all out of my financial and social reach.

>>849075
>so many nice bars
Go to Dan's and seek refreshment!

>>849061
Oh what bollocks

>>849078
He knows the best specials.

>>849078
>Good Asian
Ask about their tugs for a mate.

Submitted that report at 5:02pm. 22 pages of horseshit.

>>849081
Big findings?

>>849063
the runtime library
it's pretty common

>>849078
Is that nuro or iga?

>>849042
That is the Weber longing for a pepper pie picture and you can't use it.

>>849025
Yeah, it's a serious problem.

>>849082
a couple of CVSS 10.0's ya know?

>>849081
Do you think Monk could have helped you?

>thinking about having a grand big mac
It's not worth it right? It just tastes the same as the normal big mac I haven't had in years, right?

>>849089
I want to know if a pillow solved that NEETs apron problem.

I'm gonna have an apron problem after this grand big mac.

>>849088
nah not with the report
If Wombosec was a thing, Monk would have been the chad salesman who takes the nerds out for beers and tits and convinces them to convince their manager to drop a few hundred thousand on some bullshit

Was in a weird part of the coast looking a for. Pizza. Found this mob. just look at them. Authentic as fuck people sitting down to eat you just know this is going to be good.

>>849093
>Authentic as fuck people sitting down to eat you just know this is going to be good.
until you showed up and started taking photos like a mong

>>849092
he would drink all the beers himeself

>>849076
It's within everyone's social and financial reach

Might make an android app that can sneakily take pictures while the phone is in my shirt pocket

>>849095
Yeah every month I'd get his corporate credit card bill and we'd have a meeting where where I basically shout "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO JUSTIFY THIS?"

>>849092
Shame he could be available 24/7 to provide remote assistance.

>>849093
Based.

>>849099
Dave (Cruisey's ex-Accountant with PTSD) timidly trying to explain that the ATO won't let you claim beer and thai prostitutes as a business expense.

At mates house drinking mercuries and doing gogaine
Ruh row

>>849103
oh you fucken loser

Quick whip around: How many days is Monk going to work next week? I predict he might try for Thursday and get told to fuck off.

Drug fuelled masturbation

Godzilla Minus One (2023), an epic story of plus sized iguanas and failed kamikaze pilots, will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>849103
>mates
He's not your mate, he's your dealer, there to remove from you any money you might earn from those brief periods when you have a paid job.

>>849108
It’s free. Calm down

>>849109
So he just wastes $1000 a gram on cocaine for you?

>>849103
Monk? No!

>>849107
Why would he be interested in that yucky boat when there's probably loads of big fat tasty whales in the ocean?

So the grand mac just feels like a big mac before shrinkflation, nothing special. I don't really remember what big macs are like - I haven't had one in 10+ years, but if you're meh about them you won't think much of the grand.

>>849113
You can't see it from here but the yacht is packed with tasty skanks. Godzilla's gonna snort them.

>>849089
Regular Mac's four fiddy on the app today only.

>>849114
Many such cases.

>>849114
I just had one too. Slop.

My burgers are 250g, two beef patties, McDonald's sauce, No brioche.

>>849093
>all white kitchen.
safe to dine

>>849118
We should've known better. No more sloppa. No more food court chinkie. No more white monsters. No more maccas. No more kfc unless there's a really good deal on

>>849107
i hope its all cgi and not scuzzy stop motion animation nonsense

the chocolate thickshake is completely devoid of taste too
dunno how they managed that

>>849120
SAFE TO DINE AS FUCK

>>849093
can't tell whether that girl's any good from that angle, nuro please get a better shot of her

>>849101
If you only knew how acquired things really were .....

Hmm, maybe I was the one rambling to himself outside the bakery today. Food for thought.

>>849126
And a side of garlic bread?

>>849126
Based.

I hope nuro's not going to mix oxycontin with two bottles of wine

>>849126
Pixxa must be stone cold if you brought it back from Kawana. Looks good though.

For Fucks sake. I hate fatty more than anyone else but maybe if you wagie then you do get nicey things.

>>849128
Ever since i stopped eating the garlic bads i could see me dick again. True Story.

>>849131
nothing a bit if pizda oven cant fix, its too good for the microwave.I am seriosuly impressed by this restaurant. Cant wait to try thier pasta.

The neighbour's smoke alarm's going off again

>>849134
Steamed?

I fear nuros Beach bum arc is over and he's in his druggo era

>>849138
As long as it's not end stage like it is for some NEETs.

>>849132
Me too fren, me too...

>>849138
It seems your NEET lore is rather outdated.

Ready.

>>849143
Best ask Pariston first

>>849126
Even the box looks tasty.

>>849135
Price? Woodfired oven?

Get in here neets, it's time to watch some japs getting rekt: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>849151
If you were in that movie it wouldn't be called Teh Fast and teh Furious, it would be called Teh Last and teh Bi-Curious.

time to put my jamies on and have some wine

>>849153
Good wine?

>>849154
nah $8 bottle of sparkling shite I chucked in the cart to make up the $30 minimum delivery

>>849155
Give it a good squirl for me.

honestly wish i was monk right now

>>849157
You won't be tomorrow. He'll need a good bender get over it all.

BOI GNY
boy giny
bussy

>>849162
Very nice.

>>849162
good work lad

>>849162
I am sorry, i forget, how will this get you any higher than eating a Caramello Koala ?

I thought I found a Caramello Koala in my underpants once, but it was poo

>>849162
Well presented feed.

Overall it's chewy, dense, complex nutty flavours overpowered by the sesame. Synergy between blackberry and caraway.

Hard to pair, already sweet but not rich, dense texture. Room for marachino so I'm thinking Japanese whiskey sour.

>>849167
i had a mate who did that with mcmuffin once. swore to god he passed out with a mcmuffin in his back jean pockets.... upon further investigation that was not a mcmuffin

>>849167
how much of it did you eat before you realised?

>>849173
>>849167
Vile

NEETs ill tell ya what. What rudeling my noodle ia if IGA even bothers to come here anymore since there is no more drama and he no longer talked about or the centre of attention anymore ?

guy from the club texted me to say he has a blocked and infected bowel
collapsed a few hours after the meeting the other night where he was fine

>>849174
Hey I'm not that one who ate it

>>849176
did you have what he had for dinner?

>>849179
alex jones approved?

>>849176
That's not good.

>>849178
we all had pidser
dunno which flavour or boxes he selected from though

>>849180
Nuro approved. I have supported AJ in the past but the shipping from north america is atrocious.

Since then i have found local aussie sellers with the same products with free shipping.

pidser of doom

>>849078
Well photographed, well captioned. Well bantered, well memed.

>>849184
I'll certainly ask tomorrow night if they know of anybody else who went down in a heap afterward

>>849185
At her age. Shamefur dispray.

That grand big mac has upset my stomach, not recommending it.

>>849189
I threw a third of mine away
too much glop and slop
structurally weak bun

>>849193
You've heard of gay conversion therapy? We'll you'd be gay affirmation therapy if she ever met you.

>>849191
I threw all the lettuce away, I never touch take away salad, it's not cooked and you never know how clean the hands touching it have been

>>849126
Good spread.

>>849152
Extremely well bantered

>>849150
I slept through it NEETs. I'm sorry.

>>849198
we're still watching the final 30 minutes, the climatic battle is approaching

Carn Blues

>>849162
Very impressive.

>>849186
Still feel a bit guilty taking it just for a laugh here. HE'S A HUMAN FUCKING BEAN TOO.

>>849201
I'll canoodle your noodle.

>>849189
Brown hands.

>>849201
>>849197
>>849194
>>849192
>>849190

<afraid to move the toshiba after the power cord gets more and frayed, while the fans and base chassis of laptop are are suddenly much hotter than they ever used used to manages to egg out a final few irrelevant shitposts.......

some laughed, some cried, meanwhile the elders that just left the temple mumbled under their breath POTTERY

>>849199
No spoilers please. I will watch it all another time.

>>849203
Sadly we executives are not truly human.

>>849208
A Toshiba!

>>849211
I honestly dont thing stanners was a stain back in his Dads pants bacin 2003

Go on

I bet that fancy pizza joint Nuro went too calls their mozzarella "Fiore di Latte".

>>849216
Pronounced 'for da lardie' in his case

>>849218
Reasonably bantered.

>>849219
Thank you.
I am enjoying trying this "being naughty" thing, which is new to me.

>>849201
I swear that bloke was in the moofie

Thanks again. Everything went better than expected.

>>849209
>I will watch
I suggest you do.

>>849222
I think it's still running in the womboflix movie room if anyone wants to watch it

I think we’re seeing what happens when somebody drinks half a dozen energy drinks and does his homework at the last minute and has too much excess energy to go and watch his television shows.

>>849222
>I suggest you do.
It was good?

>>849216
It doesn't.

>>849224
You should tuck him in tonight.

>>849226
I prefer Edwardian lamb.

>>849222
Did not watch big fella wans't in th mood.

>>849226
Seafood one could be nice.

>>849230
They've been around for 35 years so must be doing something right.

>>849230
One each of the pescastore and the mediterranean.

>>849229
I could watch him all day

Night.

>>849234
Good night Pidge. xx

>>849229
>wans't in th mood
had too many pills and cheap champagne*

>>849236
>pills and cheap champagne
The Based lifestyle.

>>849226
nice one creep

>>849230
garn try them all


night neetoids

Garn bed early. But some day I will have friends and spend friday night partying.

>>849238
Night Pilly Cheesesteak

Took my first dose of finasteride today bros

>>849241
Hope it does something for ya

>>849233
He has nice thighs.

>>849225
It is. It's a drama with action elements me thinks. The CGI was also good considering.
I'm fine with Japanese movies however, some just don't like 'em.

>>849229
When you have the mood, you can dl it from somewhere.

>>849238
Good night big man.

>>849241
Good luck neet.

>>849239
Good night NEET.

>>849241
Good luck. Keep us posted on progress and side effects please.

Love watching these big Blues forwards. What beasts.

>>849162
Nice

Played one go through Manor Lords. Pretty good. Its still in testing phase and lots of bits dont work but its still fun.
Think ill do another go just in sandbox.

>>849251
>Manor Lords
I will look into it.

FRM is gone for the weekend so I'm looking after doggo. She gave me a bottle of Mayfair gin and three bottles of tonic water.
My hat still says info received on the DHL website. I hope it is in the air and just hasn't been updated, not that it is still in Ireland.

>>849253
Treasure your time with that beautiful doggo.

Had some leftover breast meat from a rotisserie chook I wasn't sure when bought. Went through the older threads hitting ctrl-f "roast chook" until I found my earlier posts about buying it, 11 days ago...

Exciting finish to the footy.

>>849255
Not smart. Gross.

If you can't thumb down YouTube videos anymore why did try keep the thumb down icon?

>>849258
The person who uploaded the video can see how many thumbs down it gets.

>>849257
Meant I have some in the fridge. Didn't eat any.

>>849260
>Didn't eat any.
Oh that is good to hear NEET. I am sorry I abused you.

>>849259
How do uploadets know YouTube isn't pulling the number from their arse?

>>849262
Why would Youtube do that?

And more to the point, why would anyone bother thumbing a video?

>>849264
For the same reason a NEET would give a post a "well bantered" or a "poorly bantered".

>>849263
No idea

>>849265
But if all the poorly bantered posts were censored neets would stop leaving them.

Doing ketamine for the first time
I like it but makes it hard to type on the phone
Have not caught up. Phrased this post differently than planned

My lungs are making fucked up noises. I’m not gonna make it bros…

>>849269
What does is feel like? Is it anything like meth?

>>849270
Call an ambulance NEET.

>>849270
Ambulance.

>>849269
Where to even get? And how do you know it's even what you think it is.

>>849270
Make a vocaroo

2nd episode of Fallout was better than teh first. I want that reality.

I am watching No Country For Old Men. I have seen it before but that was many years ago. I don't remember much of it.
It is causing me high anxiety I am only watching it in small bits.

>>849270
Please make a post tomorrow if you survive the night.

Too high anxiety to watch movies any more. Severe mental illness.
I can barely function.

Try watching something less violent you mong

>>849280
There will just be something else in it to get anxious about.
Severe mental illness. I'm struggling.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

>>849282
Sleep well

>>849275
Good idea.

>>849269
Monk? No!

>>849285
I made it home alive. Ketamine was pretty enjoyable, I spilled my guts on muh childhood trauma babble to my mate which isn't exactly new, we've discussed it before.
I always thought ketamine was similar to alcohol as a gabanergic dissociative but it was actually a lot different. More 'truth serum' than 'tell tale' type of let loose. It could be alpha male or asshole if you drugged me up on it infront of women. We did the coke too and drank many beers.
Watched some live rock performances at wemberly and such. Normal things.
Enjoyable evening. Uber had the back passenger seat lights on the whole way home.

morning bros

>>849287
harrumph

Niggers in the street have been carrying on loudly in their baboon voices and slamming car doors all night.

>>849286
Is the wage do-able next week?

>>849287
Good morning NEET.

>>849289
Go out there and their speak their local dialect.

>>849253
Doggo cant drink gin. Take him for a Bunnings sausage.

>>849290
Yeah it will be doable. I'm still up and about hopefully I can sleep tonight
Watching cooking videos

>>849228
Too highbrow for these parts.

Might go and have a breakfast schnitzel

>>849296
where from?

>>849277
you should watch scary movies on womboflix with the boys, we can hold your hand

>>849110
By an amazing coincidence monk only ever gets to hang out with his 'friend' and do 'free' drugs during those short lived periods when he has a job. Not during the 99% of times when he's an unemployed lonely starving gooner.

>>849299
Or at least comment funny shit occasionally.

>>849298
Villi’s

>>849301
What’s for dinner, Big Fella?

>>849297
Funny innit

>>849306
kek

>>849303
Don't even remember.

Mini pizdas.

>>849308
Must have been good

>>849309
What's on the pixxas?

>>849309
You need a wife to make you proper meals

Bill’s birthday today apparently

>>849313
Wish Bill a Happy Birthday from me. What did you get him?

>>849314
Nothing. I think Motherbat sent him some cash. She made me fill out a card for him when I was there on the weekend, which she posted.

still need to get breakfast and mondster
might be nordy today

>>849316
>might be nordy today
I hope you haven't moved on from swears >>849220

Freedom.
>Teen pizza delivery driver shot at 7 times after parking in wrong driveway, police say
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/02/pizza-delivery-driver-shot-wrong-driveway/73526036007/

>>849313
Did he use it as an excuse to not turn up?

Fucking Monk.

>>849318
Guess he wasn't a pizza lover.

>>849320
He's living his best life.

>>849319
I haven't heard from him in weeks. Motherbat said this morning that the girls had aerobics competitions or something today

>>849324
Language!

>>849318
This is what happens when you forget the garlic bread

>>849323
Not good enough, he's there twiddling his arse when he needs $1400 for smack or free breakies.
Hows your hole looking?

Got long wages today.

Good Morning NEETs

Slept well. Raining thismorning, fucking gay ass rain ruining another weekend. Cabt believe this fucking Aids ridden weather Its been like this all year. Fucking seriously. Cant be fucked with cars and coffee. Got (3) pieces of Za left for brekkie thismorning. That pizza was a legit 9.5/10

Will probably regret it but still plan to go Brisbane today. Need a change of scenery. reeeeeeeeee

letterboxed them

Extrapolated ejaculation

Craving some coca-cola, coffee just isn't cutting it this morning

>>849334
If they made a coca-cola or pebsi with the power of mondster I would switch to it.

>>849335
you just need to drink more

>>849335
drink a coke and pop a no doz you dumb ass faggot

>>849330
Good morning NEET.

>>849332
Based.

Digits arc.

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/politics/police-investigating-after-labor-mp-alleges-she-was-drugged-sexually-assaulted/news-story/cc7e9455c48b638752c57704c4f2357b
Disgusting, irresponsible whore takes drugs and lets herself be fingerbanged on the street and then makes up a story when the media starts asking questions.

Came to a cafe for a toasted sandwich and coffee. Dumb fat single mother comes in after I’ve paid and is letting her arsehole toddlers run riot. Nobody respects silence anymore.

>>849344
>is letting her arsehole toddlers run riot.
I was in a pharmacy and it was a cool afternoon with a similar situation recently. The toddler only had a t-shit and nappy on. The pharmacist had to keep waiting to speak to her while the mother was wrangling it.

>>849345
One of them is literally pushing one of those sheet metal chairs around on the floor making a fucking huge amount of noise. I want to kick it across the room.

>>849344
You left the house. That was your first mistake.

>>849347
The System thrives on rage.

The girl at JB HiFi thought my selection of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a good one.

He’s on an emotional roller coaster this morning.

>>849348
Based and mogged.

>>849351
it has paid for dinner and an uber at least

>>849351
Ol' smoothbrain is probably still cleaning poo off the toilet seat.