>>849963
>NEEt
Shameful display.

This isn't Jail Lyfe edition

I guess the toiletlyfe has prepared nuro well for the prisonlyfe.

I am going to be away from the board for the next week or so.
The Janitors are going to need to do the necessary moderation tasks please.

A reminder that the job of BO is up for grabs. Please email solidneet@protonmail.com

I am very disappointed in recent behaviour.

>>849974
Webber at the whizzers

>>849979
Where are you going?
I'll be good. I promise.

>>849981
The neet gangbang jamboree.

>>849983
Why wasn't I told? I am a VIP NEET!

>>849984
It is at your hovel this year.

>>849979
>the job of BO is up for grabs
>I am very disappointed in recent behaviour
Try not being a pathetic excuse for a BO then!

weber doesn't like coleslaw

>>849987
I don't mind a dollop actually

>>849979
have a good week neet.

I have confirmed that I am a Norwood 2. Not great but not that bad I guess. I have been on fin for a fortnight now. No sides. Should be good.

>>849988
Pasta salad?

>>849991
Not a big fan, but I'll eat it.
Potato salad is a hard no.

Going to have a cup of tea.

>>849992
Dangerously based.
I associate pasta salad very strongly with Christmas and have good feelings about it because of that Pavlovian conditioning.

>>849992
>Potato salad is a hard no
ffs weber...

Tonight's movie on womboflix will be Martin Scorsesce's Gangs Of New York (2002). I've never seen it myself, but from the pictures it looks like it's either going to be about 19th century butchers or gang warfare. 7pm AEST

>>849998
Did they glue their hats on or something? Who'd run into a fight with a top hat? It would get squashed and trampled.

>>849979
FFS why would you even announce that? Now You Know Who and his Discord bf will be shitting the place up 'for the next week or so'...

>>849999
The top hats ensure that ungentlemanly fighting moves aren't used. And nice digits.

time to shit up the board more than usual and have the blame put on nuro and tiffiny

Lets all just be good boys for a week or two.

>>850000
That was inevitable. Hopefully the tranny jannies are on the ball.

>>850004
My plan exactly.

IGA should superglue the locks on HGR as a bit of banter.

There must be more to life than this board. And I'm off in search for it!

Can he afford superglue? When is his next pay day?

>>850011
You'll be back.

>>850011
See you in an hour or so, NEET.

>>850012
The Reject Shop sells like 5 little tubes for $2

>>850015
That $2 could go to a cask. We need to set up a superglue fund for him, Weber said he'd volunteer 50% to it.

>>850016
lol
metho stove I bet
I used to use one to start a charcoal chimney for the weber and one day there was a bang and it had blown the chimney about a foot away and left a large divet in the concrete

>>850017
I do owe him for the most expensive onion he ever bought

>>850018
didn't ask for the life story

>>850010
It would be amusing.
>>850012
He isn't down that bad m8.

>>850022
At least that cunt is attractive and has a cunt, unlike Ryan.

>>850024
oh no you didnt

>>850024
>>850020
Truly awful posts today.

oh ffs

>>850029
kek

What happened to the Solomon islander?

>>850032
Eaten

>>850027
Pariston needs to make an example out of some of them. The rest will fall into line.

>>850032
Do we really care? He was terrible.

>>850035
(you) are terrible!

tiffin is related to martin bryant

>>850037
Probably not even a joke with how Tasmanians are.

I nearly went to the same school as Tarrant.

>>850041
el creatura?

>>849999
>>850000
Thanks Wizzy.

>>850045
>>850029
Fuck off nuro.

>helmet shadow in the pic
lol at this dork

>>850045
>>850029
Fuck on nuro.

Most everything else can be semi-rationalised if I can convince myself that I had a very bad concussion.

>>850054
what do the moon runes say?

>>850055
my dad jokes like that

>>850056
at least you still have a dad

>850057
Enjoy prison, stalker.

I never had a father.

>>850023
Scary.

bear rape

>>850045
Based.

>>850057
Based.

>>850066
>>850065
Gonna cum?

If you only knew how stimulating nuro's pictures really are

>>850068
Maybe he uses some stenography tool to hide his CP in them and the spelling errors act as the decryption key for tiffin?

>>850069
Speaking of carriage services managed at a federal level, that would include a telephone service. Anyone can file a domestic violence order against someone who has an order against them, if they go to the police. It wouldn't be too difficult to locate the problem phone number if its on file.

>>850070
Nuro already has IGA's phone number. He used to post it here and imissfather would mysteriously allow it...

he literally has business cards with the number on it
it's not fucking doxxing if you go around distributing it to people or putting signs on your door with it

You should definitely tell boss lady about the threats though.

bear gape

Nobody will post anything if neets dox one another.

>>850013
>>850014
I found it! It was in a hot box, and only cost a dollar eighty. #WINNING

>>850025
Oh yes he did!

the sunday night sads are hitting already

>>850079
Good hot box?

>>850081
Wagon tomorrow for some.

Looking forwards to tomorrow's wage, wagies?

Monk should take this week off and go on the mother of all benders to get it out of his system, you know? The wagon will wait until next week.

>>850087
>mother of all benders to get it out of his system
He did that Friday and he needs to recover his bank balance before the next. I doubt the next session will be freebies.

>>850088
He should rack up credit card debt and aim to get on the wagon next financial year.

>>850089
I think the slapper is close to its balance already. He needs to wage. I want to see UnitMonk2025

My hat has been in the air for 22 hours now. It should be arriving in Sydney about now.

>>850092
parcelsapp.com sometimes has better tracking than the couriers themselves

>>850091
And here we are in 2024 living like fucking retards.

>>850095
There's a lot of stuff on that channel from when times were better.

>>850089
Massive credit card debt is the only way to motivate himself to get a good job and turn life around.

Mongk should just be sold into indentured servitude. The firm hand of weber would guide him well.

>>850091
That is spectacular. Beautiful.

>>850100
Place of culture.

>>850101
It was fine until they destroyed every industry and imported thousands of shitskins

Need nap.

So many Nuro hating faggots on suicide war he today …

>>850104
Based.

Going to wank for a bit.

>>850104
Based.

>>850083
The tater scallop was as big as my hand and not overly salty.

I should probably find out whether I even need to bother being available for work tomorrow.

Sunset at new the kings warf Casino (Almot finished) It’s only a matter of time before monk migrates here drops all his pineapples here.

>>850102
Importing shit skins is meant to have some magical gain to the economy according g to the globalists . That’s what they say but I have no idea how that could even possibly work. All I know is the future they have in mind is completely incompatible with what Australia the luck cuntry was once…

>>850113
Based.

>>850112
Don't you get paid for the day regardless?

Some young drunken faggot asked if I was a cop, said my sunnies made me look like one and to get a new pair. Would've liked to have ripped his 'pair' off if you know what I'm saying.

>>850114
[X]

>>850116
I'm salaried, so yes, but I don't think there is any work to do.

>>850119
More time to shit post is good.

>>850119
>>850120
Get a second job too.

>>849979
Why not just add every legit user of the board except Nuro and IGA as BV. Basically all were BOs at some point now.

>>850123
*by now

breast quarter of a chook, a crumbed sausage, and two roast potatoes down the hatch

>>850126
Thats breddy gud.

>>850126
abbo artwork like this is often worth a fair bit of money, just have to pretend you're not white

>>850125
Good solid feed.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/moment-man-uses-pizza-box-to-light-luxury-car-on-fire/news-story/e73595532c24ef15f0fa23126d9f2e86
good of the news to give step-by-step instructions

>>850126
You feel the thousands of years of history.

>>850126
how are you generating these?

>>850133
I'm not, I am just reposting them.

Good morning gentlemen

>>850135
Good afternoon NEET.
Wagon today?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qHVUPri5tjA [Embed]
At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we have met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the Five Points: us natives, born right wise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it.

Gangs Of New York (2002) will be on in 1 hour neets:
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>850123
How bout you piss off. Nuro is the problem.

>>850125
Crumbed snosages are kino!

>>850137
Jesus, it's this late already.

having a mondster
feeling sad

Wouldn't mind a little dessert, but I've already eaten too much crap today...still...

>>850141
>having a mondster
it's too late in the day mate, pour it down the sink

Getting on the wagon tomorrow, may as well have one last hurrah tonight, right?

>>850144
Might as well, one more glass of water is not going to make much of a difference.

>>850142
Treat yourself, you only live once.

>>850144
Sounds do-able.

I should have joined the infantry

>>850146
I got that big block of kitkat that neet keeps asking me for - was on special for only $3

Went too far out of range tonight battery back to one bar, catching the a train back.

Get in here neets, it's time we, the native born right wise to this fine land put flight to the foreign hordes defiling it: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>850150
Do you think the block will last until tomorrow?

>>850153
It hasn't even lasted until this post

>>850155
Straight to the arse!

>>850151
Lol. Public holiday tomorrow. Staying with the folks?

>>850141
Why the fuck not.

>>850151
Yeeeeesssss. That battery makes the bike very heavy, yesno?

>>850159
Not as much as his 300 pound arse makes it

>>850159
FRM said hers is unpleasant to ride unassisted due to the weight of the battery.

>>850161
I bet she weighs less than nuro

>>850162
CURSE OF RA UPON YOU
𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺

>>850137
Fuck

Good show, place was packed.

Played Manor Lords for 10hrs. Sober.

regretting eating that entire block of kitkat, diet wagon tomorrow for real

I wouldn't have bought it if it wasn't for that neet constantly nagging me for a kitkat block, this is really all his fault.

>>850167
Sounds do-able.

Night.

>>850170
Good night Pidge. xx

That movie was excellent except for being too long, all the racism really made me laugh.

Melancholic masturbation

big rape

>>850175
I've had three wanks.

Back on the Christmas music.

Going to make weber gargle my balls.

Quiet night

No more takeaway cobbee goddammit

No more roast chooks either

Unless they're heavily discounted

morning bros

>>850185
Good morning NEET.

>>850185
>>850186
mording

>>850186
>>850187
good morning chaps, what's for breakfast?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-05/dating-intimacy-sex-women-hook-up-ladies-we-need-to-talk/103780054
female incels

>>850188
just mondster

Trust the plan
>Donald Trump supporters wear nappies
https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-supporters-wear-nappies-13129050

>>850188
having some poached eggs with canned salmon, in a poor man's imitation of eggs salmon benedict

Let's start the day with some Ana https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QXBD_W8RF2E

>>850194
Noice

>>850173
My top hat is taller at least by double.

Bad dreams, severely woed

It just keeps falling out of me.

Sweetie had a couple of falls yesterday.

>>850200
Sorry to hear that. The old dogs get accident prone when they are drunk. Cats are more careful and dont generally drink to excess

>>850188
>>850187
>>850186
>>850185
Mordong

>>850203
Heh

Wonder what Weber will get me for breaky.
An egg and bacon roll and a pack of danishes would be nice.

>>850205
We'll see. Still nursing this mondster at the moment. Don't have any work to do, but I guarantee if I start doing something I want to do I'll get a phone call about bullshit

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/yarra-valley-grammar-school-students-suspended-over-disgraceful-list-ranking-female-classmates/news-story/dd95967c999c2e10f7559eeeda51414e
>It costs around $30,000 a year to send a student to the elite Ringwood private school, and Dr Merry said the school prides itself on teaching “respectful relationships”.
If I was paying $30k per year to send my kid there, he would be allowed to make whatever lists he wanted and disrespect whoever he wanted there

>>850208
lol the fuglies are called unrapables.

Went to the car to get mints. Probably offended the neighbours by not making smalltalk. She said I look tired.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13384937/Police-suspect-paramilitary-group-sinister-attack-saw-mans-hands-NAILED-fence-car-park-Northern-Ireland-detectives-say-thought-kind-incidents-firmly-past.html
BASED

>>850210
>She said I look tired.
She should make you some dinner and suck your willy

>>850212
Weber gets upset if I lose my appetite.

>>850214
I get upset over most things lately

8chan.moe just down and consequently i can't post on /brit/. don't know where the bunker thread is so i will have to shelter here. been posting there for 10 years now

>>850216
4chan doesn't have a /brit/?

>>850216
pizzywizzy poster?
We've harboured your kind before.

>>850215
The near daily pokes wins must be perking up that dopamine.
I had a herder tell me about testosterone replacements/suppliments. Have you looked at that? I want to get tested. All the symptoms of low test are a description of my character, apart from libido.

>>850217
that's where the general started back in 2013, but it moved to original 8chan, then to 8kun then to 8moe i think. the 4chan general still exists but is considered to be full of young conservative poshos, or "williams" as we call them. pic related

>>850218
not me, but curious as to who that is. there has been a brit/pol/ on here previously when this has happened. kind of sad how much i need my brit/pol/

>>850219
Last time I asked the doctor refused the required bloodwork

Sketching out

>>850220
>poshos, or "williams"
Our Bill's are lazy cunts who cost more than they're worth.
Pizzywizzy is a fr*gposting mong.

>>850221
You need a better GP. The grove one used to be ok but I think is now all pajeets.

>>850215
You care too much about the world. You are a good NEET.

>>850224
Will she show her prolapsed stinger?

>>850216
Toothpaste?

>>850228
Only if the draft looks like failing

>>850226
I didnt know you could hit the wall twice.

>>850231
Going to bounce your head off the concrete more than twice.

>>850232
She wears body scupt granny undies to keep it from flapping about like a half folded flat beach ball.

>>850233
Whatever undies she is wearing in that clip are very small. She isn't wearing spanx or whatever they're called

Testosterone isn't going to fix a failed life that is 4/5s over.

>>850234
Modibody undies.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/banking/westpac-reports-profit-slide-to-334bn-in-fy24-h1-earnings/news-story/7b7aa71e48e4b47bc47e9522c9c18aa8
>Banking giant Westpac has recorded a 16 per cent slide in half-year profits to $3.34bn
oh that's unfortunate

>>850235
It might only be 4/9 over.
Apparently it has a huge effect on outlook.

>>850237
Our repayments will need to pick up the slack.

>>850235
how old are you lad?

>>850240
Ask your mum about her backpacking trip when she was 19, then do the math.

>>850226
God she is cute.

Who is the oldest neet?

My hat has landed in Adelaide.

>>850208
wonder who narked on their fellow classmates

>>850216
Are you white? We have strict rules against non-whites posting here.

>>850243
I would've thought 10k

>>850246
yes lad, and appreciate the inquiry and enforcement

>>850243
i'm 30s but i will be doing this when i'm 60s if the internet still permits it. would be weird being a boomer/neet/ though, there would've been a huge stigma against it back in the 80s/90s whereas we had a bit of a cuture of it online starting from the 2010s for better or worse

Daytime wine and housewife music.
Today is all about me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kPsd2XaBKzc [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SacfcKQYpw4 [Embed]

Thinking of making a philly cheesesteak for lunch. But I'd have to go out and buy some sliced steak

a new bedtime stories neets: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGRCwZCA5vI [Embed]

>>850251
I think provalone is the typical cheese for it

>>850251
> But I'd have to go out and buy some sliced steak
I'd buy a cheap porterhouse or tbone and slice it up thinly and fry the bits off.

>>850254
That said, I just paid $12.95 for six hotdog sausages, six buns, and a Dare.

>>850254
Just use rump.

>>850256
Yeah whatever is best bang for buck on the day.

>>850247
Yeah, he had 3 or 4 years on Weber.

>>850259
>11
audacious

>>850259
To question the numbers is antisemetic.

Jew free February was worse than the holohoax.

Morndings
Taxed but probably still going to the wage

Don't bother monk. This week is a write off.

Where are all the neets this morning? Is everyone at fucking work or something?

>>850268
I'm just sitting here.
Boss emailed me asking if I had enough work to do at 8.22 and I replied saying I have nothing to do and he didn't respond.

might buy a vinyl cutter plotter thing

>>850270
Why?

>>850271
could make some money selling stickers maybe
and recent law changes mean any spicy stickers can't be imported

>>850269
Woof.

>>850274
Remember w00t?
Probably not.

>>850275
I do. It was common on runescape.

Still haven't washed my sheets. Might put them on now.

Cant remember if I had something on today or not

Sheets are on.

>>850281
Give them an extra 10 minutes to help get those nasty stains out.

>>850280
Did you go out pantless again?

Got to take advantage of this sunny weather. Might wet a line this arv.

>>850285
You posted this song yesterday.

>>850255
Smart choice. No cooking required.

>>850283
I just need to believe there are pants, how often does somebody acknowledge their pants. They may as well be pointless to us outside of warmth. Break down social convention and you will see our species for what we really are - pantsless

>>850286
I wouldn't know. Sorry.

Anyone know where to get thermal tops and bottoms?

>>850290
NeverMind found some at anaconda

>>850275
I used to w00t when playing counterstrike. I'd stay up all night, take a break at 3 in the morning to walk down to the local 7/11 to buy some coke and chocolate. CS players were my only real social contacts. What went wrong with my life?

Got a job interview

>>850293
Have a few standards to loosen up and build your confidence mate.

>>850290
Daymart used to have a mail order catalogue.

Spent my last $13.85 on McDolans. Terrible dine-in experience.

>>850297
I hope you left behind you a big racism.

lol boss keeps CCing me on emails to clients saying "would you like us to patch your systems"
cunt must be desperate for income and things for me to do

>>850299
You deserve better.

>>850298
No.
I watched a pretty girl come in, dressed like a slut, and ask for a job. Immediately got a 5 minute interview and job offer.
I bet the boys don't get the same treatment.

>>850300
Do I though?

>>850294
I thought the second picture was from Mean Girls for a minute. Good wank fillum.

>>850295
Lobster pills are best for interviews, they turn you into a sleepy version of the perfect human. Drugs are just lifehacks afterall.
Should I walk to the church on the edge of town and have a seminal emotion kind of moment?

Falling asleep.

>>850304
>seminal emotion
semenal

>>850299
You shouldnt need reminding.

>>850304
Are they doing a free lunch?

>>850307
What the fuck are you on about dickhead? You dont just go on somebody's network and do work and bill them without asking

Good Afternoon NEETs

Went for a brisk morning ride around newfarm. Weather was perfect so many jogger bunnies god damn.

Back on the coast now. Battery Is charging. Will head Noosa soon. The weather report lately is just pure bullshit. Its lovely weather.

Also the rose and crown pokies aint got shit on this guy.....

>>850309
Weber has gotten BILLED plenty of times without consent.

>>850310
On the run from teh cops?

Im wasted as alls ya know. I can walk to the church then a grg shop, ill do it right. More rum for all us

>>850309
Twist my nipples and call me fruity

>>850305
Trying to fall asleep. Can't. Woe

>>850310
Up your arsehole rectum cunt pussy, lets see what you is. fucking fucked fuck You need to sort your shit unt or else youre just a arsecunt cunt youll never be straight till you give us money cunt so youll always be gay cuk cunt bet you fucking gay as cunt ahahahahahahahahaa cunt fucking gay shit cant laugh at sshit shit fuckin ahaaaahahahahhahahah gay fuck fuck you

Might have a cheeky afternoon coffee

>>850317
fucking arse cunt fuck tfuck your se you cunting cunt fuck fuck your arse you should shit yoursehfl off a cliff mate and then fuck your pw mum fucking fuck you cunt shit you btch bloody whore cunt bitch man fucking gfuck you cunt whore bitch shot cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttt

Was supposed to do some programming today, still haven't started. Woe.

>>850319
It is too late now.

>>850292
> What went wrong with my life?
You stopped doing it? That is based

>>850310
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Biker gang wank

>>850322
Kek

>>850301
Get on your knees

t. Ron

>>850303
Same

>>850310
No one cares bud

No food. Having some protein powder out of a mug.

>>850327
The diсkrider hasn't shown up yet to reply Based twice in a row.

>>850328
Mixed with water or milk?

>>850329
Based.

>>850329
Based

>>850310
That webm made me gag

>>850330
Both. I didn't have enough milk for only milk.

>>850334
The only opinions that matter are those held by the green characters.

>>850336
So everyone who shits themselves is superior?

>>850293
Good luck neet.

>>850337
Indeed. This is one of the deeper truths of the universe.

https://bsidesadelaide.com.au/
Bit fucked off with the Wombosec ripoff.

>>850340
The most sincere form of flattery is imitation.

>>850340
Is it normal for bsides to have 16 different villages? I thought they were small conferences.

>>850340
They even have movie nights.

>>850342
No, it's not. It has always been two talk streams in parallel, a CTF that runs the whole time, and a couple of small rooms for lock picking and electronics.
The Adelaide organiser is one of the biggest fuckwits and cyber charlatans you'll ever meet.

Even the name BSides was a play on the A and B side of a record and the conference used to follow a straight laced security conference (the ACSC conference here in Australia).
There is no A side conference in this case.

cheeky rape

>>850343
even showing movies that womboflix has screened

>>850335
You could wank in it

>>850343
You could wank in it

>>850347
This neet wasn't even joking: https://bsidesadelaide.com.au/movie-nights

I'm going to drink five (5) quadruple Dares and shit all over the sixteen (16) villages.

>>850351
Misgender somebody and do a casual racism...
CONFERENCE DESTROYED

Fucken patch and fix everything in the CTF. That'll show 'em.

>>850337
Yes.

>>850329
See
>>849979

>>850357
He can’t just keep on getting away with it !