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NEET General #775 - Repetition Edition, Repeated NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No. 789337
It's just the same thing over and over again. You're here forever. There is no escape.

OLD: >>788278


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.789345 del
SA BEST A


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.789352 del
How does he do it?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.789353 del
>>789352
It is a mystery.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.789355 del
>>789353
Grand mystery.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.789356 del
>>789355
What did you have for dinner?
What are you going to have for second dinner?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.789357 del
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NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.789358 del
Awful dreams. Woe


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.789359 del
Astronut communication by astronut, franco disco from 80s I stole


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.789360 del
>>789356
How did you know I had second dinner?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.789361 del
7:07am and somebody is using a jackhammer in the street.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.789362 del
>>789357
Dang.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.789363 del
>>789360
You've spent long enough here that you will have picked up the bad habits.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.789364 del
I did not sleep


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.789365 del
>>789363
Dinner was couple of ham sammiches with cheese and hot paprika.
Second dinner was about a spoonful of sunflower seeds, then milk with spongecake.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.789366 del
>>789365
You eat the seeds straight off a spoon?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.789367 del
>>789366
No. I was just trying to express the amount.
The sunflower seeds came in a bag and were already de-husked.


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>>789357
Some guy has a fetish where he makes pictures of her getting squeezed by sneks


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.789369 del
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Hi Neets. Whats going on today?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.789370 del
>>789369
I'm waiting on Bill to get back to me. He likes to fuck me around.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.789372 del
>>789357
She has nits.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.789373 del
>>789371
When did twitter become a platform for essays?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.789374 del
Back from wage. Thought I'd be out until the pokes opened. Then maybe a win in time for the tugs to be open. Instead I'm home and got goon on the mind.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.789375 del
Format of the op is incorrect.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.789376 del
>>789354
That says cellar for 20 years.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.789377 del
>>789376
Do you know what cellaring means?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.789378 del
>>789377
If I was going to sell it, would they know?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.789379 del
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>>789370
Why cant you do the work yourself? You're pretty handy


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.789380 del
>>789379
I'm collecting a bed frame and mattress and need a hand. I also need to know whether to hire a ute or if he can use his old man's trailer.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.789381 del
>>789378
No. They'll just be very disappointed.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.789382 del
>>789380
Maybe its time you made a frame and started using a hammock.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.789383 del
>>789382
Idiotic suggestion.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.789384 del
>>789383
If your lifestyle requires you hiring an infuriating man to assist you to manage it then maybe you aren't as well off as you think. None of my stuff needs help to move or fix.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.789385 del
>>789373
A long time ago. You need to change your perspective on twitter. It's better than chans.

>>789374
>got goon on the mind.
Are you finishing up for the year? Having a work party? Holiday gooning plans?

>>789370
Bill has a family to deal with, the stress of rejection by his mother, and the run up to Christmas. Embrace the jolly spirit of the season.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.789386 del
UMM should employ Bill.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.789387 del
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no energy today, wish I was a gooner


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.789388 del
>>789384
Fuck off, dickhead.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.789389 del
>>789385
Same to you


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.789390 del
Early harrumphing


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.789391 del
I'm up. Fucking nigger dogs next door keep barking. Going to be productive today.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.789392 del
>>789388
I will, and play a game and do some organizing before a fat lunch.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.789393 del
New Olive. It is so bad I'm not going to post it.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.789394 del
Weber delivered a fat lunch once.


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>>789393


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.789396 del
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Which video game is this? I know it's one of the Lucas Arts ones by the style.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.789398 del
>>789381
It's apparently worth $250 from the cellar door now.
I think I'll take it with me for Christmas and hopefully there's someone there that appreciates wine.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.789399 del
>>789385
>finishing up
No. It's a bit quieter but I'm always sort of on call.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.789400 del
I should stop drinking.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.789402 del
>>789397
That was a fun thread


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.789403 del
>>789397
me on the right


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.789404 del
Neighbour is mowing his lawn again.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.789405 del
Is the movie apocalyptico any good?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.789406 del
>>789405
>apocalyptico
that's an album not a movie


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.789407 del
>>789405
Historically inaccurate but very good. A personal top 10.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.789408 del
might go grab an apple pie for morning tea - you neets want anything?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.789409 del
>>789408
3 warm overflowing creampies please


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.789410 del
>>789407
It's apocalypto not apocalyptico


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NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.789413 del
Good morning my fellow Swifties


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.789414 del
>>789411
based


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.789415 del
>>789413
Good morning, neet. I'm glad I'm not the only one.


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.789416 del
>>789411
An israeli podcaster I listen to actually wished his listeners a merry christmas in the last episode


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.789417 del
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can you experience this feel in aussie land?


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.789418 del
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NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.789419 del
Texted Bill at 6.40am and it’s now 10.21am and I’m no clearer on his availability or whether I need to hire a ute or trailer. I just wish people had the decency to say no upfront instead of fucking me about.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.789420 del
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And a big glass of nudie tropical breakfast juice


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.789421 del
>>789419
Are you going to speak to him harshly again?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.789422 del
>>789421
Weber is a harsh master


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.789423 del
>>789420
Looks good.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.789424 del
>>789422
bill probably pleasures himself while listening to webby's harsh scoldings over the phone


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.789425 del
>>789421
I’m not going to chase it up. I’ll just organise a rental and do it by myself if I haven’t heard anything by 4pm.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.789426 del
>>789357
Life on easy mode

>>789361
What a jackass

>>789364
Woe

>>789368
Every man needs a hobby

>>789371
tl;dr

>>789385
>better than chans
Nah, I prefer being anonymous

>>789391
Dreamed last night I was petting a rottweiler

>>789395
Yeah that's just embarrassing


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.789427 del
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>>789425
Bill doesnt respect you because your too nice to him. Thats why he rejected the rainbow donut you bought for him, because he wants you to be meaner, he was rejecting your nice side, he wants abuse.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.789428 del
>>789420
Mop that yolk up


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.789429 del
AND GIVE MY LOVE TO ANGUS


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.789430 del
>>789427
Nobody respects me.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.789431 del
just got the vax, xbb1.5 version, how long do I have left to live?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.789432 del
Westpac outage has taken out BankSA. I need to get petrol and pay for parking.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.789433 del
2nd cuppa, this time green because out of milk.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.789435 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.789436 del
>>789427
To be fair if I was helping you out and you abused me I wouldnt take that well. Intelligent men with a mind to the task at hand can co-operate politely like its normal.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.789437 del
>>789435
bloody extortion


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.789438 del
might go buy some scalloped potatoes for lunch, you neets want anything?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.789439 del
>>789438
3g of flathead fillets thanks.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.789440 del
>>789439
fuck off, do you think I'm made of money?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.789441 del
Just had to send an email to a business saying I can't attend their office this afternoon as I can't pay for petrol or parking.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.789442 del
>>789419
Maybe he had a big festive gooning last night

>>789434
It's all so tiresome

>>789440
Yes


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.789443 del
>>789438
One qt please.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.789444 del
>>789442
>Maybe he had a big festive gooning last night
No he responded at 7.07 saying he would let me know "in an hour or so".
Bill is a two pot screamer which is why he was limited to 1 can of hard solo. He is cut off completely now.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.789445 del
>>789444
Can I have his instead? I can handle my piss.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.789446 del
>>789445
Sure.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.789447 del
>>789438
potato fritters you cunt


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.789448 del
>>789441
Got an auto reply saying they were on sick leave, then a phone call saying "can you come back late january?", then banking came back online. So I made myself look a fool again.


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>>789448


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.789450 del
>>789447
How much do the neets remember potato scallops being when they first discovered them?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.789451 del
🎶 Last Cringemass, you gave me your arse. Put it in my face, and ripped a big fart. 🎶


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.789452 del
>>789451
🤭


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.789453 del
>>789450
I think they were about 30 or 40 cents


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.789454 del
>>789451
This year I think I'll turn queer. I'll gape it for someone special.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.789455 del
>>789438
An eight dollar can of V


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.789456 del
Once shat-on and twice shy.
You keep your distance.
From what's north of my thigh.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.789457 del
>>789453
How much are they now? like $1.20?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.789458 del
>>789457
$2.00 each at Chiggen Knight
80 cents at Lizbef South Fish and Chip Shop, but that menu photo is dated March 2022.


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>>789458
Imagine not growing own potatos, making batter from corn starch and emulsifier and canola oil, slicing only the largest potatos and discarding the rest, battering and snap freezing the slices, running a 415V commercial deep fryer with cottonseed oil.

NGMI


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.789461 del
>>789447
>>789450
The ones I'm talking about are big piles sliced potatoes cooked in butter, cream, cheese and spices.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.789462 del
>>789461
You’re just making food up now


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.789463 del
Doing a big shid. First third was thick and hard. Middle third is like chunky jelly or a thick stew.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.789464 del
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>>789462


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.789465 del
Got a bottle of cheap bubbles so I can be like the numpster


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.789466 del
>>789464
That’s potato bake u dildo


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.789467 del
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Fuck, binged too much on those potatoes and pastries. In a food coma now. Why didn't you neets try and stop me?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.789468 del
>>789467
I bet that little cutie’s sugar crash was painful


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.789469 del
Potato cakes*


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.789470 del
>>789466
Potatoes au Gratin*


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.789471 del
>>789470
Ur gratin on me nerves right now


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.789472 del
>>789467
I did try and stop you through the psychic link but you ignored me.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.789473 del
>>789472
He is protected by WomboSec


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.789474 del
>>789473
I shall have to think harder next time.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.789475 del
>>789425
Don't jump to conclusions. He is a dope and might have actually just forgotten.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.789476 del
>>789475
Is Bill on the choof?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.789477 del
>>789428
I got messy with the first, presuming the second would be the same but it was a bit harder.
Love me a runny yolk.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.789478 del
>>789432
You need to carry a bit of cash.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.789479 del
made my gape bleed


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.789480 del
>>789478
I paid the plumber in cash yesterday and he didn't even have the $5 change on him.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.789481 del
>>789478
Yes, I know. Motherbat is telling me to put thousands in the gun safe "just in case".


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.789482 del
>>789479
you enjoyed it you hussy


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.789483 del
>>789480
you fell for the oldest trick in the book


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.789484 del
>>789483
What saying no don't bother when he offered to send it to me?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.789485 del
>>789438
Scallops come from the sea.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.789486 del
>>789484
yeap


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.789487 del
>>789486
Great thanks for that.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.789488 del
>>789458
>$2
Bloody merchants


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.789489 del
I hoped we'd get a few more hours before he started up today.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.789490 del
>>789488
$1 of that is rental on the roomba claymore


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.789491 del
>>789460
I bet you don't grow your own corn to process into starch.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.789492 del
>>789461
What is this?
Are you thinking of potato bake?
A potato fritter with all that on it would be great.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.789493 del
>>789491
who has time for starch when there's corn alcohol to be made?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.789494 del
>>789464
Lol


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.789495 del
>>789469
Hmm.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.789496 del
having an amply's ginger beer
2 standoes per candoes


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.789497 del
>>789465
I saw his cognac on sale at bws yesterday and was tempted


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.789498 del
>>789476
He's a smackhead


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.789499 del
>>789497
the stuff he drinks is basically st agnes brandy that some boong out the back has taken a piss in


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.789500 del
>>789499
No but cognac is what classy people drink he saw it on the telly once.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.789501 del
bill is just a bit retarted
he doesnt do drugs


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.789502 del
I heard Cruisey has been selling choof to Bill just to spite Weber.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.789503 del
>>789500
Last night James Bond was drinking from a Lipton's Ice Tea brandy balloon.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.789504 del
>>789481
Is she prepped for the collapse?
I bet she has a mountain of canned shit.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.789505 del
>>789502
this is how he makes more mongs for the herd


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.789506 del
>>789496
Does it taste like bundaberg and is there chunky bits?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.789507 del
>>789504
She is very self-sufficient in terms of her larder and cash management. The supermarket trips I take her on are primarily for bulky items and replenishing frozens. She could probably live for six months on canned items and dried pasta.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.789508 del
>>789506
It has a similar level of bite and lack of sweetness that Bundaberg has. I can't taste any chunky bits, but from memory there was a little sediment when I used a glass once.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.789509 del
>>789508
Have you tried the Stones ginger beer?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.789510 del
>>789509
Ginger Joe? Yes.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.789511 del
>>789507
The average old person is probably better prepared than most preppers, they would just have goods rather than meme stuff.
I've got a 10kg bag of rice and a box of canned tuna and canned beans.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.789512 del
>>789511
>The average old person is probably better prepared than most preppers, they would just have goods rather than meme stuff.
I'd agree for the most part, although they are probably not prepared to either move or for the ultra violence that might be required to stay.

>I've got a 10kg bag of rice
Better get a NEET to get you another 20kg next time they pop down to the shop.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.789513 del
>>789511
>I've got a 10kg bag of rice and a box of canned tuna and canned beans.
Oh boy!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.789514 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.789515 del
>>789491
You got me there. When the collapse happens then I will not have any potato cakes :(


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.789516 del
>>789513
We can't all live off our own shit like you.


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>>789516
>everyone is nurgo


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.789518 del
>>789517
No but you are iga doing exactly the same thing you do every day.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.789519 del
>>789518
So now I'm IGA.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.789520 del
>>789519
Roll the dice and be someone else.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.789521 del
>>789520
I'll let paranoidNEET decide who I am.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.789522 del
>>789521
So just to make sure I unserstand you, you are saying you are another NEET that has come here to behave exactly the same way iga does and make iga posts and use iga memes but you are not iga?
What would anyone do that?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.789523 del
>>789522
All I posted was "Oh boy!" and you started chucking a tantrum accusing me of being other people, you're stirring yourself up at this point.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.789524 del
Why couldn't Jasper have hit just a bit further south?
Fucking cyclone had one job to do.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.789525 del
>>789520
I've tried rolling dice for several new neet characters, but I keep ending up with unplayably low attribute scores


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.789526 del
Fucking great big boil on my neck.
I'm gonna call it IGA.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.789527 del
>>789526
You'll have another one called nuro pop up next to it soon.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.789528 del
I was accosted by a very uppity and enthusiastic evangelical jeeta environmentalist at the entrance to coles. She was wearing some kind of comical hat and actively approached me saying "heeeey". I couldn't hold my smirk and she noticed. She responded in kind, almost laughing. Told her sorry no thanks.
Should have switched it around when she eventually came to ask me my contact details and asked her for her number so we could discuss whatever gay commie shit she was preaching over drinks. I was wearing my finest grey trackies too.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.789529 del
>>789525
NEET class requires >6 Wisdom and Charisma.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.789530 del
Heading back from the city. Got almost everything done. I was in officeworks intending to buy a pencilcase when it occurred to me I could get a nicer one from Kawaii 2.80. I left the officeworks but Kawaii has shut down and it'd be awkward going back to officeworks so I simply didn't. Big day. Got my nape shaved. Making good progress on my todo list. Going to keep going for a bit when I get home. In productive mode.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.789531 del
>>789530
>Got my nape shaved
Pics or it didn't happen.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.789532 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmfCOwqvOFU [Embed]
one of these attention-seeking idiots just discovered why you don't do good deeds for attention


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.789533 del
Pie for lunch.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.789534 del
>>789533
lunch was 2.5 hours ago mang


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.789535 del
>>789533
Did you ask the other neets if they wanted one?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.789536 del
>>789535
if it's a perth pie they are probably gross


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.789537 del
>>789535
Neets don't like dog pies.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.789538 del
Will you neets want Christmas food photos?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.789539 del
>>789396
Indiana Jones and teh Fate of Atlantis


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.789540 del
>>789538
Davo? Yes please.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.789541 del
>>789539
That was the one we played through with Possum (before he deleted his videos) and I don't remember that scene.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.789542 del
>>789504
Is that how she gets rid of the cloggers?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.789543 del
>>789541
when was that?


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>>789518
Skip breakfast again?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.789545 del
>>789538
Cruisey? Yes please


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.789546 del
>>789543
It was after the schism and this board was created, but before 2019. So maybe 2017?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.789547 del
>>789546
No that can't be right, the schism happened in 2017. I want to say summer 2017/2018.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.789548 del
>>789547
That was just before we moved here wasn't it?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.789549 del
>>789523
He got a bad case of the 'tism.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.789550 del
>>789548
It was when we were still on 8chan. That went down in mid-2019 and I got a visit in August.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.789551 del
Why not make a few more posts pretending to someone else who agrees with you, you've never done that before.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.789552 del
>>789532
Damn, got an ad for deluxe creme brulee iced cobbee from Maccas. Looked lit af.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.789553 del
He's chucking a tantrum over nothing.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.789554 del
>>789541
Calling me a liar?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.789555 del
>>789554
No, FFS. I just don't remember it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.789556 del
Imagine calling him a liar.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.789557 del
Don't make me login and start deleting shit you phags 😒😒😒


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.789558 del
>>789554
Kick him in the nuts.


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>>789555
>FFS


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.789560 del
>>789559
/


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.789561 del
>>789528
Never make eye contact with any one, ever.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.789562 del
>>789557
DO IT


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.789563 del
>>789561
>>789549


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>>789561


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.789565 del
Monk for BO


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.789566 del
Reeeing at the lack of activity on my amazon package tracking


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.789567 del
>>789559
OK. Thank you for that. I am sorry if I offended you.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.789568 del
>>789566
It'll come. Trust in Pajeet.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.789569 del
>>789565
*has


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.789570 del
>>789569
poorly bantered


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.789571 del
>>789570
Oh dear


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.789572 del
>>789566
going to harrumph?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.789573 del
Got a stronger pair of glasses for painting this morning.
The magnification is about the same but it gives me a larger area I can see properly in which is nice.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.789574 del
>>789572
I am the harrumpher, not he.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.789575 del
>>789532
the property was in that state and the owners were living inside. Surely this tells you that they are not right in the head.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.789576 del
>>789573
You should look into an optivisor thingo.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.789577 del
>>789575
Like one of our friends who cannot routinely perform garden maintenance.


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>>789576
The new glasses should do the job but I might look into those, cheers.
I've been using one of these things but it's a bit awkward sometimes.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.789579 del
>>789578
Yeah those things suck for electronics. Can't imagine using one for models.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.789580 del
>>789567
All good bro


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.789581 del
>>789518
IGA can't be one of the Pippa posters because he can't afford the data for the streams.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.789582 del
>>789557
Kill 'em monk!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.789583 del
I am amazed at the number of NEETs coming foward to tell me iga is not iga.
By my count it's every one of us at least twice so far today.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.789584 del
>>789566
I find parcel updates come so slowly that the fucking thing is in your hands by the time they say it has arrived in the state.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.789585 del
>>789584
I got the text 2 minutes before the delivery yesterday.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.789586 del
>>789583
They're the same ones with poor lore. Comes a point where the board veterans can almost smell who posts what.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.789587 del
FRM asked me if I would be seeing the girl on Christmas and I said no but didn't mention that we are no longer together. FRM only knows about this girl because I very drunkenly told FRM's friend because she knows the family of the girl.
I'm hoping she doesn't ask me again about her because I can't stand these questions.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.789588 del
>>789586
>almost


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.789589 del
>>789587
Just rip the bandaid off next time.
What you don't want is FRM organising a Christmas lunch/dinner and setting a place for the two of you, or giving you a couple's coupon for something, or some other shit that is so female I can't even think of it right now.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.789590 del
>>789589
Yeah. I'm thinking I might go tell her I'm not with the girl anymore.
Cheers.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.789591 del
>>789586
Especially on a hot and humid day.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.789592 del
>>789590
She is coming from a good place, but you need to nip it in the bud because females love all of this bullshit.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.789593 del
>>789586
Clearly we have a bunch of lurker NEETs who will not see iga's good name slandered but never post otherwise.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.789594 del
He's obviously finished work for the day.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.789595 del
>>789592
Women do get strange about other peoples relationships it's like they want to make themselves a part of organising it or something.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.789596 del
>>789545
Davo's feed will be more interesting


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.789597 del
>>789592
>>789595
FRM doesn't have many friends and I think she is looking to befriend any gf I get. Plus she has a rather maternal attitude towards me.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.789598 del
>>789596
Cruiseys feed will have style and panache.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.789599 del
>>789583
It's not IGA
(I don't even know what posts you're sooking about)


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.789600 del
>>789597
Ah, probably best to let her know like the other NEET said then in case she gets a bit carried away.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.789601 del
>>789599
Why not say it another 4 or 5 times?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.789602 del
Nuro called me a Normie once.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.789603 del
>>789602
He is disgusted by your ignorance


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.789604 del
>>789602
Had you questioned him?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.789605 del
>>789587
>didn't mention that we are no longer together.
You were wary of her judgement.
BETA!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.789606 del
>>789597
She has had her wedding, now she wants a hand in planning yours.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.789607 del
>>789606
Newly married people turn that into a fetish sometimes.
One of my mates married a very very boring woman who tried so hard to set me up with her very boring friends that I stopped visiting them.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.789608 del
>contemplating maccas


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.789609 del
>>789605
>BETA!
dont start that shit


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.789610 del
having a martini glass of fake champagne and trying to start the mindmeld with numo


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.789611 del
>>789602
Lies! I did no such thing !
I actually called you a turbo normie


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.789612 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.789613 del
I wonder if Webby could start paying Bill to moderate this place?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.789614 del
>>789613
Bill can't into computers. I had to visit and plug their new printer in and configure the eldest neicebot's chromebook to be able to print to it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.789615 del
>>789614
You allow a chromebook in your bloodline?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.789616 del
>>789615
the fucking school
at least it wasn't a macbook


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.789617 del
>>789616
Careful m8, you'll set the dunny-dweller off again.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.789618 del
waiting for her to want to talk about python or wahtever other faggotry they're teahcing these days
she can learn fucking assembler or C or fuck off
wew these champagne bubbles are making me woozy numo


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.789619 del
Please don't tell me that Webby is now drinking that toilet hooch that nuro does?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.789620 del
>>789619
I'm not sure what's going on but I think the script is now "it's not iga it's nuro".
Just for something completely different.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.789621 del
>>789619
Nah this was a $13 Yellowglen sparkling NV brut something something. Just a cheeky 6.9 standoes to wash down the 8 standoes of ginger beer.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.789622 del
>>789620
nah mang it's me weber
ask a computer question or something


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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.789624 del
>>789623
I know what website and thread you've been reading.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.789625 del
Why is weber typing like a retard?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.789626 del
>>789624
I was on the better homes and garden forum earlier


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.789627 del
feel like some sausage rolls for dindins, but it's too late for bakeries. Does coles or woolies have not frozen sausage rolls in their bakery section?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.789628 del
>>789625
He's probably running on no breakfast, no lunch, three cans of Monster, and 12 standards or something.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.789629 del
>>789625
A witch cast a spell on him.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.789630 del
>>789623
If you rape, we will rate


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>>789626
Thought about tit fucking this kitchen sheila a few times.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.789632 del
>>789627
Yeah but they are not very good, I get the little party sausage rolls.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.789633 del
>>789625
his lifestyle of booze, binge eating and refusing to seek medical attention is catching up to him. Pay it no mind, all neets will end up like eventually


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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.789635 del
>>789627
Woolies has (or had) some gourmet ones in their fridge section, but you have to use an oven to finish em off. I posted them a couple of months ago when I was ferrying Motherbat to the hospital.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.789636 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kQb0DJZLhRM [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.789637 del
Incidentally, Motherbat has turned her Adelaide visit into two more trips to Flinders hospital with her bullshit and worried specialists.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.789638 del
>>789633
Fuck off nuro.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.789639 del
>>789636
Thumbnail almost looks like Olive.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.789640 del
>>789637
How worried are the specialists?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.789641 del
>>789637
Some of the girls there are very pretty.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.789642 del
>>789639
(You) have autism.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.789643 del
>>789640
A cunt scrape has turned into an expedited gyno consultation and the lung spot some other consultation.

>>789641
I know.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.789644 del
>>789642
yeah yeah lets keep making fun of the face blindness


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.789645 del
>>789643
Bloody hell, hope it all turns out ok.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.789646 del
>>789604
No I merely pointed out that the motorist had the right of way.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.789647 del
>>789646
That is almost as bad as implying that he might not have been correct.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.789648 del
>>789645
I just wish they'd fucking find something conclusive and move on to dealing with it. They all know something isn't right but nobody wants to say what. She just keeps getting handballed from one specialist to another.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.789649 del
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Looks like a pair of testicles.
What do you think of this as a flag?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.789650 del
>>789648
I guess they have to cross off possibles but that must get infuriating.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.789651 del
Might have a nap on the floor.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.789652 del
Might have a fap on the door


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.789653 del
>>789649
It looks balls


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.789654 del
Big storm, very loud thunder.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.789655 del
>>789654
Worst A?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.789656 del
>>789654
It's been very windy here all day.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.789658 del
Second half of my tear and share


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.789659 del
>>789644
You're crying.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.789660 del
>>789658
Have you shared?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.789661 del
>>789652
I wanked off to the toaster earlier.
I pretend my distorted reflection off the toaster is a hot woman.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.789662 del
>>789621
That's an expensive can of deodorant.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.789663 del
>>789659
Fuck off.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.789664 del
>>789583
We have a schizo that will claim any post he doesn't like as being from Nuro or IGA.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.789665 del
>>789661
Try to rape her.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.789666 del
>>789581
PIPPA?!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.789667 del
>>789664
tbf, they both do that to each other.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.789668 del
>>789337
Good OP text.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.789669 del
>>789611
18.1


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.789670 del
>>789667
They also pull this shit >>789664 when called out


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.789671 del
>>789667
Oh yeah? Well that sounds like something that *rolls dice* 10K would say!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.789672 del
>>789664
Funny we also have a shizo that likes posting as iga and nuro.
What a coincedence.
He also spends all day doing this thing where he repeatedly says it's not him but he does exactly the same thing every time.
It's all very confusing.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.789673 del
>>789666
IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY PIPPA IN THE HOUSE


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.789674 del
>>789670
stick to the tennis


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.789675 del
>>789599
Let's hope he doesn't skip breakfast again tomorrow.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.789676 del
>>789655
Barnaby land, and just lost half my security cameras, thinking water got in one and shorted the power supply out.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.789677 del
>>789386
He should.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.789678 del
>>789669
I reported it at the time but monk is walkabout for a change.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.789679 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d7u_UbtfH60 [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.789680 del
You guys need to learn to just ignore it


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.789681 del
>>789672
Oh boy!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.789682 del
>>789623
t. Officer NoFun


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.789683 del
>>789670
He'd actually get away with more if he learned not to bring it up 600 times when he gets called out.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.789684 del
>>789417
Looks cold.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.789685 del
>>789680
They also need to learn that not every post they don't like was made by one of the two main fags.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.789686 del
But I guess then nobody at all anywhere would notice him ever.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.789687 del
>>789680
t. IGA


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.789688 del
>>789687
t. Nuro


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.789689 del
>>789680
Is IGA now banned? If they're both banned then there should be restrictions on discussing them. Cut off the attention and wait for them to starve.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.789690 del
>>789431
Sleep tight.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.789691 del
>>789689
By an amazing coincedence I heard they both just died in another homosexual helicopter incident yet again.
RIP
Let us mourn their passing again and never speak of them.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.789692 del
>>789664
There's also another schizo who goes around claiming that there's a schizo who claims that any post he doesn't like is n/iga. Do you know about him?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.789693 del
>>789689
He's technically been banned for over 12 months, not sure if Chickendinner the false prophet stepping down undoes that or not.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.789694 del
>>789691
I agree. Since some spooky NEETs might impersonate the dead, maybe a ban should be placed on such?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.789695 del
>coincedence


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.789696 del
Think we might move ausneets onto a garry's mod dpmod server


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.789697 del
>>789694
I think ban all dead people and queenslanders that should cover it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.789698 del
>>789694
Maybe ban the ones that somehow interpret a post as being an "imitation" and try to start trouble.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.789699 del
>>789697
More like Queerslanders.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.789700 del
>>789693
Yeah, but ChickenDinner let it go unenforced for so long that both bans were basically retracted. He is fucked now that GOONDADDY is back.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.789701 del
>>789693
/


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.789702 del
Might move to Goonbell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goonbell


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.789703 del
>>789701
>...


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.789704 del
Just wordfilter iga to I suck cock and nuro to My cock
Problem solved


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.789705 del
>>789702
>Cornwall
You want to be surrounded by a bunch of cunts that sound like they're from Doc Martin?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.789706 del
>>789704
Needs to be more insulting.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.789707 del
All you cunts are ghey


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.789708 del
>>789705
They make pasties.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.789709 del
>>789707
All of us are gay but some are Igayer.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.789710 del
>>789708
We make pasties.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.789711 del
>>789705
I watched every episode of Doc Martin. I want to fuck Louisa.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.789712 del
>>789710
No point moving there then.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.789713 del
>>789709
You're gayer then teh rest, got it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.789714 del
>>789697
Based. Make it rule 20 because of >>645582
<20. No dead Queenslanders.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.789715 del
There was a forum I was on where slayer got wordfiltered to gayer due to an annoying slayer fan and I still translate gayer back to slayer in my head when I see it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.789716 del
>>789713
Settle down IGAy


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.789717 del
>>634255
I had forgotten about this banger of a post. Remember that the purpose of this shit here is to move us all to a discord that nuro controls.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.789718 del
>>789715
Slayer is a gay band, makes sense.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.789719 del
Nuro controls Discord?! What a bossman.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.789720 del
>>789718
Metal in general is very gay. Male to male transsexuals love it for a reason.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.789721 del
>>789718
This guy was very gay.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.789722 del
>>789719
<a discord


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.789723 del
>>789722
<the discord


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.789724 del
>>789637
Is it still to do with her bum?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.789725 del
>>789717
I thought the discord was iga larping?
He certainly wanted us all to pay attention to it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.789726 del
>>789634
>>789639


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.789727 del
>>789726
>>789388


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.789728 del
>>789726
DELETE THIS


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.789729 del
>>789643
I hope it goes alright


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.789730 del
Licence to Kill is on 9Gem tonight, the second and final Dalton appearance.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.789731 del
>>789719
the silver fox has business ventures all over the world


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.789732 del
Stop talking about them.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.789733 del
>>789726
kek


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.789734 del
Going to go watch that The Killer film that other neet was talking about.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.789735 del
>>789732
Sorry I shall respect Aboriginal custom.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.789736 del
Pondering the intricacies of Weber's arse.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.789737 del
>>789732
The NEETs can't help it, they're obsessed with the poofters.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.789738 del
>>789451
Beautiful.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.789739 del
>>789737
I'll poofter you.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.789740 del
>>789736
>>789738


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.789741 del
>>789739
Buy me dinner first.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.789742 del
>>789740
>>789733


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.789743 del
>>789715
I call onions chop it you slack cunts


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.789744 del
>>789741
You can have a small bag of flour.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.789745 del
>>789743
Kek, it can stick in your brain.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.789746 del
>>789514
kek


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.789747 del
>>789736
Deep chasms of philosophical proctology


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.789748 del
>>789734
we watched it on womboflix weeks ago


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.789749 del
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>>789730
Forgot it had the ugliest mafia wannabe in it


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.789750 del
>>789745
I call all alcohol goon, out loud.
I said it to a guy in dans while picking up a bottle of bourbon.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.789751 del
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>>789661


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.789752 del
>>789586
>can almost smell who posts what
Hot!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.789753 del
>>789750
>I said it to a guy in dans while picking up a bottle of bourbon.
oooh cringe
goon is specifically cheap wine, usually in a box
Be gone dunny dweller!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.789754 del
>>789750
I say choof now and people don't say choof here.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.789755 del
Weber said he would take me out for dinner but just threw a wallaby on the fire to burn the hair off once.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.789756 del
>>789748
I might not watch it then, it can only be shit.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.789757 del
>>789751
I need to check these toaster fucking communities out.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.789758 del
>>789755
Bill hit it with a crowbar to tenderize it first, what are you on about


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.789759 del
Wish I had a hot wallaby with Weber now


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.789760 del
>>789618
It's what you need!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.789761 del
>>789753
18.1
Do your fucking job monk.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.789762 del
>>789757
Toasters make toast, if you can fuck them as well that is practically a woman.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.789763 del
>>789754
having a choof was like a 1993 or 1994 BEST A saying at least


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.789764 del
He obviously knows that not all alcohol is goon you fucking minda. The whole joke there is about how inappropriate it is to call bourbon goon.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.789765 del
>>789764
>The whole joke there is about how inappropriate it is to call bourbon goon.
Okay thank you for explaining the intricacies of comedy to me, Seinfeld.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.789766 del
>>789763
One of my sisters used to be a job coach for cenno and they sent her to a drug awareness course to learn the druggy lingo.
Most of them I had never heard but she said one was "billy bongs for breakko" which has always made me piss myself.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.789767 del
>>789649
Perfect.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.789768 del
>>789759
And Bill. He was all sweaty after hitting that wallaby by the fire.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.789769 del
>>789766
I'm not even remotely druggo adjacent, and have heard of 'billies', but that reeks of Government taking a bunch of lingo and then fucking it all up.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.789770 del
>>789661
kek


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.789771 del
NK showed me a "secret technique" for basting wallabies.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.789772 del
>>789691
RIP.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.789773 del
>>789763
I mostly on hear choof from old coots and they use it to mean tobacco.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.789774 del
>>789769
Yeah they were all like that, slightly right but completely wrong.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.789775 del
>>789765
I was referring to nuro's explanation of what goon is. The definition was not needed.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.789776 del
>>789754
I say mong and boong a fair bit.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.789777 del
>>789775
I am going to half harrumph at you and give you a slight nod of acknowledgement.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.789778 del
>>789776
If we ever do build the Commune other people will not be able to understand us after a few years.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.789779 del
>>789765
They're not intricate.. and they're not comedy!
What's up with that?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.789780 del
There's a bit on one Oz episode where Seinfeld gets bashed.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.789781 del
>>789761
You be BO.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.789782 del
>>789766
Hahaha that's great


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.789783 del
Might nap.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.789784 del
>>789771
It also serves as the spit


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.789785 del
>>789778
It'll be beautiful.
The evening coos of the tame exec


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.789786 del
>>789784
Well bantered.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.789787 del
>>789780
Joslin posted on the Daily Mail the other day asking why Larry David wasn't fighting in Gaza. Doots were pretty much split down teh middle.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.789788 del
>>789785
The gentle sounds of the NEETs basting the wallabies by the fire.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.789789 del
>>789669
Are you catfishing me ?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.789790 del
>>789787
They need a two doot option


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.789791 del
Double Doot Day


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.789792 del
>>789787
Thanks Joslin.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.789794 del
Where is monk?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.789795 del
>>789794
Monastery.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.789796 del
>>789793
It reads like he didn't have any more work that day but it's still stupid to goon up in front of your boss.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.789797 del
>>789795
>>789570


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.789798 del
Sorry I was reading a thread from last December.
Could have been from a day ago and you wouldn't know.
Olive posting, FRM presents, webbies mongsters, drama, Clayton, herding, etc.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.789799 del
>>789797
>>789571


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.789800 del
>>789798
I do not accept your apology.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.789801 del
Checked power supply it's cactus.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.789802 del
>>789798
Kek, I think I also got her a candle last year too.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.789803 del
>>789793
kek, hes just like me fr


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.789804 del
>>789801
You need a potato at least


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.789805 del
Stout is very expensive.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.789806 del
Monk banned Weber LOL


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.789807 del
>>789795
Based.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.789808 del
If I ever go back to work I'm going to say my religion won't let me use cameras.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.789809 del
I banned Weber once and the next day there was a clamore mine in my toilet.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.789810 del
>>789809
*claymore


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.789811 del
>>789806
Hackerman is above being banned.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.789812 del
>>789809
same here, but he stuck claymore sword trap in my dunny


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.789813 del
>>789806
Are you sure that was weber? It doesn't strike me as a weber post at all.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.789814 del
>>789813


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.789815 del
test


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.789816 del
>>789814


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.789817 del
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>>789806


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.789818 del
>>789812
That may have been a friendly anti clogger device.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.789819 del
>>789813
💯%


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.789820 del
God you're fucking stupid, Monk. Actually read the fucking thread before you start hitting the ban button.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.789821 del
>>789820
A nasty remark, Monk is a darling and is doing his best.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.789822 del
>>789820
In all fairness it does get confusing at times.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.789823 del
>>789780
Lool that was fukn funny. I gotta watch the series again.Third time.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.789824 del
>>789821
I agree.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.789825 del
[Harrumphing loudly]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.789826 del
>>789825
The tree of Ausneets must sometimes be watered with the pee of patriots.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.789827 del
>>789825
There needs to be an emoji for it


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.789828 del
>>789823
I might watch it again soon it's been ages.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.789829 del
>>789828
Its like a wagner opera


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.789830 del
🦍


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.789831 del
🤬


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.789832 del
>>789829
Did we watch the first episode on Womboflix a while back?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.789833 del
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>>789825


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.789834 del
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is he even showed e03 of house of usher tomorrow night?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.789835 del
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Fuck all of you cunts
I'm going to bed
Delete your own fucking posts


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.789836 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2flfjWTkMWA [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.789837 del
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>>789835


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.789838 del
>>789835
Based.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.789839 del
>>789835
How do I delete post?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.789840 del
Weber should get to ban Monk now it's only fair.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.789841 del
>>789840
I cannot be trusted with such power. You would all be banned.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.789842 del
>>789834
What a retarded nigger. He looks like a knockoff of Jamie Fox.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.789843 del
>>789841
I would ban everyone SO HARD.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.789844 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.789845 del
>>789842
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HYD6xw0yUaU [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.789846 del
>>789841
Based.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.789847 del
>>789845
He'll never show us She's All That, 10 Things I Hate About You, Easy A, Can't Hardly Wait, the list goes on.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.789848 del
>>789844
7, maybe 8 is the correct number. Anything over 14 is ludicrous. You have serious problems if you are shitting nearly eight times a day as the shitalians are.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.789849 del
>>789844
Eye-ties shit 55 times a week??


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.789850 del
>>789844
>moldova is so poor they only get one shit a week


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.789851 del
Canceled my Audible membership


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.789852 del
>>789835
Ungovernable


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.789853 del
>>789851
They'd be doing big shits per day numbers


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.789854 del
>>789848
I only go once a day but when my guts were bad it was 3 or 4.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.789855 del
>>789849
The wogs are full of it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.789856 del
>>789841
Except possum.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.789857 del
>>789854
That's still only half the rate of the eye-talians.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.789858 del
>>789856
Of course. He's a good fella.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.789859 del
>>789834
There should be a global rule for terrible banter. And YOU would be the first to go.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.789860 del
>>789857
8 is the average too which means some of them probably shit 20 times a day.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.789861 del
>>789854
That is still not even close to France, Italy, Spain and Germany. Even four times a day is less than Russia and the UK.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.789862 del
>>789859
Do you have any idea how many 'KEK's and 'Well Bantered's I get per week, NEET? More (you)'s than (you) would get on any given week I would wager.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.789863 del
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
You can't fit that much shit in a shoe.
My year six teacher Mr Kitos told us that.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.789864 del
>>789860
True.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.789865 del
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>>789863
You bastard


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.789866 del
>>789860
Do execs shit more often or bigger shits?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.789867 del
>>789866
Less often, bigger shits.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.789868 del
>>789844
>monkeydonia
>moldova
>1


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.789869 del
>>789865
bloody bastard bitch


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.789870 del
>>789859
I gave you a (you) to spite him.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.789871 del
>>789868
Which day do you take that extra shit?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.789872 del
>>789863
Was he Greek?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.789873 del
What is that country where they only shit once a week?
Tight arse cunts.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.789874 del
>>789871
They don't take shit they give shit.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.789875 del
Severely stressed


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.789876 del
>>789874
The map clearly states Hungary shits 8 times per week. You are a very average Hungarian, near as we can tell.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.789877 del
>>789875
What's up, nigga?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.789878 del
I think it's Northern Macedonia that poo weekly.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.789879 del
Might chuck a wobbly


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.789880 del
>>789860
Hungarians shit once per day, except Shiban.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.789881 del
>>789878
Yes. Monkeydonia and Moldova.
But it is actually one continuous shit. They start Monday at 00:01 and finish Sunday 23:59. In the leftover time they wipe.

Also:
>Shitaly
>Asspain


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.789882 del
>>789881
Kek, that explains it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.789883 del
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>>789839


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.789884 del
>>789865
What teacher told you?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.789885 del
>>789884
I think it was my dad.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.789886 del
>>789876
I collect my +1s and try to break Italian average on the last week of the year.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.789887 del
>>789872
Yes, I thought that would be apparent by the name.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.789888 del
>>789887
It sounds a bit Finnish too. They say kiitos for thanks.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.789889 del
>>789877
Sup niggerfaggot


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.789890 del
>>789886
>on the last week of the year.
we need meal and shit break updates 3 times a day


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.789891 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJwRGOiEP0g [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.789892 del
>>789886
Poo jokes aside, do you have Christmas plans, Big Fella? Time off work? Time with extended family?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.789893 del
Turned off restricted mode on YouTube.
Didn't know you could do that.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.789894 del
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I may have to buy these.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.789895 del
>>789894
Okay?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.789896 del
>>789890
Probably pasta is key. And lots of olive oil. And coffee.

>>789892
Yeah, a bit. Should call friends who spread around the world too. Or at least send a e-mail or something.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.789897 del
>>789894
What?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.789898 del
Thinking of seeing Dan for the fifth day in a row. This is getting embarrassing.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.789899 del
Could we get an exorcism please?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.789900 del
>>789894
Shout yourself neet.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.789901 del
>>789898
Jimmy Brings is for the days you can't possibly visit the local bottle shops in person again.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.789902 del
>>789896
What do you lot typically eat on Christmas Day?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.789903 del
>>789900
I'm having a look to see if they've got enough other stuff to be worth an order.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.789904 del
We've probably asked previously, but we get drunk and forget everything with 12 hours.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.789905 del
>>789903
They look difficult to paint.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.789906 del
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>>789899
I recommend trying picrel before contacting a priest.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.789907 del
>>789899
Arse exorcism?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.789908 del
>>789905
The detail on some of the 3d print stuff is ridiculous.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.789909 del
>>789907
The rumbling of the gnomes.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.789910 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zWFRFuXcLi4 [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.789911 del
>>789906
Smart.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.789912 del
Seventy(70) mill on tonight's OzLotto


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.789913 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.789914 del
>>789912
That would buy nearly enough Billable hours to get Weber off the couchbed.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.789915 del
Does Bill get Billable hours?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.789916 del
He barely has able hours.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.789917 del
>>789916
Give Bill a bong.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.789918 del
Bill bongs at breaky


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.789919 del
He should start wanking off Bill as a form of arrival fee.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.789920 del
Keep touching my neetstick here and there.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.789921 del
>>789919
But Weber is the employer he gets the wanks.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.789922 del
Going back to bed. Goodnight.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.789923 del
>>789922
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.789924 del
>>789902
Fish. Fisherman's soup. Stuffed cabbage. Bejgli.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.789925 del
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Not looking like a choir girl now, just crying like a refugee.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.789926 del
the cunts at maccas gave me a large chocolate sundae which only had chocolate on the top, not the top and the bottom - how long have they been doing that for?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.789927 del
>>789922
Night.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.789928 del
>>789924
>Bejgli
Swiss Roll
don't kill me


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.789929 del
>>789922
Goodnight.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.789930 del
>>789922
you'll be back, nobody ever leaves the crab bucket


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.789931 del
>>789921
At the neet compound we will have a classless society, and each neet will wank the man next to him as if he were your brother


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.789932 del
might open a whisky
15 wasn't enough


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.789933 del
>>789931
WHY ARE THE NEETS WNKING MY BROTHER?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.789934 del
>>789932
The Wonderful 30 or the magic 40?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.789935 del
>>789932
A fine idea.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.789936 del
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BASED Monk doin his thang

Luv to see it!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.789937 del
>>789928
>Swiss roll
>sponge cake
>whipped cream, jam, or icing
No. Literally nothing has to do with bejgli except the "roll".
We do eat swiss roll too. It's a common cake.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.789938 del
>>789937
>common
this is an insult here

what is on your bejgli?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.789939 del
>>789936
10 days to go


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.789940 del
>>789936
That was me he banned. Incorrectly. Like a fucking idiot.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.789941 del
>>789940
That is why he bought it up.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.789942 del
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>>789941


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.789943 del
We need one of those bring out your dead carts.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.789944 del
>>789943
Lizbef and Davoren Park already has them


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.789945 del
>>789939
What happens on the 29th?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.789946 del
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>>789944
I'm not suprised.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.789947 del
>>789945
The tennis.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.789948 del
>>789936
If only the ban wasn't lifted.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.789949 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.789950 del
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>>789949


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.789951 del
>>789948
It wasn't Weber.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.789952 del
>>789938
First the cake part (the pastry part) is not sponge cake. It's made from dough with yeast. Like bread just sweeter and has lard/butter/oil in it. I'm sure there is a term specifically for this.
The filling traditionally is ground walnut or poppy seeds - with some kind of jam used to hold it together. There are more "exotic" fillings, but they are all from the past 30 years.
The dough is filled with the filling, and baked together in the oven. While in case of swiss roll, the sponge cake is baked, then rolled up with the filling when it's cool.
So different "materials" and different process.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.789953 del
>>789949
>>789950
cool


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.789954 del
>>789953
I like the way the piggu woman splats


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.789955 del
>>789951
>>789953


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.789956 del
>>789936
I thought that one was My balls!.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.789957 del
>>789940
I don't believe you


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.789958 del
>>789940
18.1


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.789959 del
Was a pretty good impersonation of Weber though.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.789960 del
>>789877
Caught in a vicious cycle.
Work won't pay me enough to repair my laptop, phone or machinery, don't have enough time to repair them because of work.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.789961 del
>>789958
I saw a dead guy make a post like this more than once.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.789962 del
>>789961
Did you?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.789963 del
How many tabs do you currently have open?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.789964 del
>>789960
You need to let out a big reeeee


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.789965 del
>>789877
>nigga


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.789966 del
>>789963
25


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.789967 del
>>789966
That's a lot.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.789968 del
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mm mmm mmmmm mm mmm mmmm


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.789969 del
>>789968
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.789970 del
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>>789968
>>789969
Hmm mmm, hmm mmm mm mmmm?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.789971 del
>>789970
mmmmm


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.789972 del
rape


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.789973 del
>>789963
3


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.789974 del
>>789973
A reasonable amount.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.789975 del
>>789963
More than Cruisey but less than Possum


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.789976 del
>>789974
It's back to one.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.789977 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.789978 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.789979 del
>>789925
she wasnt named after the province in 'nam, oh no. Khe sanh is a chorus in an oz rock ballad thank you.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.789980 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.789981 del
>>789950
yeah thats paraplegia/legiher


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.789982 del
>>789980
VILE, yet strangely arousing.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.789983 del
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>>789981


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.789984 del
>>789983
That's Midnight in Moscow, as made famous by Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen if I'm not mistaken.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.789985 del
>>789979
I heard no australians actually fought there except tiffin


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.789986 del
>>789983
>>789984
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GGo_NTk5dGw [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.789987 del
>>789981
fatty was unharmed


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.789988 del
>>789964
No, no I'm calling spooky neet


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.789989 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B2eH24KbNwc [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.789990 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BOlzNM4wDB0 [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.789991 del
2 days to go


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.789992 del
Couchbed Bond Time


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.789993 del
>>789992
Happy 007ing


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.789994 del
Sat in womboflix thinking about you xx


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.789995 del
>>789975
Possum opens two for every one he closes


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.789996 del
>>789995
possum does it for the reaction


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.789997 del
sleepy


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.789998 del
bmp


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.789999 del
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quads and the SA neets gonna get this high.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.790000 del
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No more insulting Olive.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.790001 del
Is olive one of those only fan girls who started when she was underage and attracted a pedoswarm, then posted lewds when she was 18


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.790002 del
>>790001
Are you new here?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.790003 del
Going to try to spend the night sober.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.790004 del
>>790003
How's it going?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.790005 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@rynkerbelle/video/7147358494415473926 [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.790006 del
>>790004
Okay. The bottleo will be shut soon. I'm not wigging out or anything but I'm bored and somewhat woed.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.790007 del
>>790000
WizzyNEET was lazy?

>>790001
From my deep knowledge I gathered here:
- she does tiktoks, and probably has insta;
- she/he lied.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.790008 del
>>790007
She has never done lewds and doesn't have an onlyfans/patreon. She has a cashapp but that is for donating money, not getting lewds/nudes.
Tiktok didn't exist when she was under 18 and she didn't really have an internet presence before it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.790009 del
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Neets does it seem like there's less grafitti around these days than when you were a kid?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.790010 del
>>790009
No, I wish there was none at all. "People" doing it should be shot.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.790011 del
>>790008
I thought that's what I wrote.

>>790009
>Ballz
>Vagoos
I think the generation who liked to blow tags and graffiti grew up and this thing ain't hip anymore with the zoomers.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.790012 del
>>790011
I wasn't contradicting what you said, I was elaborating.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.790013 del
>>790006
It's shut in 4min


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.790014 del
>>790009
Yeah. It seems so to me.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.790015 del
>>790011
>zoomers
The last time I remember watching someone use a spray can on a wall was Johnny in Cobra Kai.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.790016 del
>>790012
I did not think you were contradicting. It felt like you were explaining to me what I wrote.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.790017 del
>>790013
Extra 30 minutes.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.790018 del
>>790016
Not to you but that other neet that asked.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.790019 del
>>790015
Haha. Me too.
But usually if they can be seen tagging, they're doing it wrong.

>>790018
You did reply to me, to tell the truth.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.790020 del
Almost made contact with spooky neet.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.790021 del
morning bros


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.790022 del
what happened to all the usual nighttime posters?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.790023 del
>>790022
Mayhaps getting a good night sleep.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.790024 del
>>790023
That doesn't sound like the neets


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.790025 del
>>790024
Then perhaps each got their well deserved mong herders and they aren't allowed to post till morning.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.790026 del
>>790025
I believe this


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.790027 del
mording


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.790028 del
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forgot I saw this last night and screenshot it


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.790029 del
>>790027
Good evening.

>>790028
Looks spicy.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.790030 del
Risen. Rested. Recharged.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.790031 del
>>789684
not really, only like -4c on the mountain


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.790032 del
12 hours until my package is meant to arrive. Still no movement.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.790033 del
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>>790006
maybe its your woman hormones


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.790034 del
too lazy to go outside for my morning walk


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.790035 del
>>790021
>>790027
Morning.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.790036 del
>>790030
And Rarin to go I hope.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.790037 del
>>790031
-4 is ok, gives a nice crisp morning with a good frost on the ground.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.790038 del
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/18/male-birth-control-will-men-take-it

Last paragraph says it all.
>take the meds goyim!


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.790039 del
>>790038
this will stop women baby trapping men
how is that allowed to happen?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.790040 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.790042 del
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NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.790043 del
is mgdolans open on christmas mording? want to do a racism in my santa hat


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.790044 del
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>>790042


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.790045 del
>>790044
Supposedly the turd in the pyjamas was photographing and making comments to the white boy's sister. Thoroughly justified. Boy needs to learn to punch though, or at least learn to stomp.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.790046 del
>>790045
>Supposedly the turd in the pyjamas was photographing and making comments to the white boy's sister.
That was my assumption


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.790047 del
50 in
140 out
50 back in


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.790048 del
>>790036
>Rarin


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.790049 del
Watching the Salisburians.
Makes lizbef look good.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.790050 del
>>790047
silly boy
go and get some breakfast and stop gambling


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.790051 del
>>790050
Thats what I was going to do here. Mobara makes nice coffee. Cant be fucked potentially talking to one of these characters.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.790052 del
Too cold outside to get out of bed.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.790053 del
Too old to get out and wank


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.790054 del
Severely woed beyond all reason this morning.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.790055 del
>>790054
What's on your mind, pajeet?


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.790056 del
Still hasn't shipped. Almost ready to start harrumphing.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.790057 del
>>790055
Just the no gf feels and a lack of achievement.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.790058 del
Good morning NEETs I’m not doing it today, just not going to do it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.790059 del
>>790057
You need to channel your inner nuro.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.790060 del
>>790059
No drugs.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.790061 del
>>790058
You bloody well better do it.


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.790062 del
>>790056
It'll ship around lunchtime


NEET 12/19/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.790063 del
>>790061
next year maybe


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.790064 del
Considering a pub lunch


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.790066 del
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Ok, womboflix Christmas movies will be Gremlins (1984) and Bad Santa (2003). We will also be playing an assortment of Christmas specials from Futurama, The Simpsons, and Blackadder.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.790067 del
Epstein list being unsealed Jan 1 or 2.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.790068 del
>>790065
As well as being a licensed pilot and practicing medical doctor, the silver fox is a reserve member of the federal supreme court. He will just overrule the ruling.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.790070 del
>>790068
>reserve member of the federal supreme court
This explains nuro's ability to fine the police.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.790071 del
>>790064
getting a parma?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.790072 del
>>790071
parmie


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.790073 del
Tore skin off my lip. Bleeding everywhere.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.790074 del
>>790000
Just what we need, another fucking flag.............................................................................................................


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.790075 del
my room stinks


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.790076 del
>>790074
This place is your safe space and you are a motherfucking snowflake.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.790077 del
>>790075
Congratulations ! You now have a hovel.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.790078 del
>>790043
Do Maccas ever close for any public holiday?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.790079 del
>>790049
Take some pics of your fellow degen gambloids.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.790080 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.790081 del
>>790051
One Vietnamese iced cobbee please.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.790082 del
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I'll have the quails for lunch


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.790083 del
Got me sheets on to wash. First time this year.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.790084 del
>>790066
Cheers Webbo


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.790085 del
No energy.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.790086 del
>>790085
me neither. Can't even be fucked bingeing


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.790087 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.790088 del
>>790087
the skirt hides the crotch bulge very nicely


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.790089 del
I'd love to fuck her missionary as I grab her bobs and lick her armpits.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.790090 del
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>>790007
>WizzyNEET was lazy?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.790091 del
>>790088
She has done bikini videos and photos before.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.790092 del
Thinking about that time we got cursed forevor but then wizzy lifted that white dog magic that doesn't work anyway.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.790093 del
>>790091


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.790094 del
>>790092
Nuro isn't white.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.790095 del
>>790078
They're not open on Christmas Day in BEST A.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.790096 del
managed to do a 2.5km ride on my exercise bike, day hasn't been a total failure


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.790097 del
>>790094
Northern italians are white, it's the southern ones who are african rape babies


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.790098 del
>>790096
Do an extra 5 for me please.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.790099 del
I wish they'd make another GOOD aliens vs predator game.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.790100 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.790101 del
>>790097
Nuro isn't white.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.790102 del
>>790099
i like puzzle solving adventure games please


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.790103 del
>>790102
Ausneets is a male only board, you need to go back to tumblr


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.790104 del
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>>790100
based israelis


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.790105 del
Stop talking about it and stop abusing the Olive flag.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.790107 del
I hope Monk gets up soon and gets it right this time not like last night when he banned me.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.790108 del
>>790105
What is the purpose of Oliver's flag?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.790109 del
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>>790107
It was hilarious when he banned you, based Monk.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.790110 del
>>790108
We need a new rule that it should only be using for posting Olive/Ryan


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.790111 del
Who is the soyjak poster?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.790112 del
We need Webby to be the BO and ban everyone.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.790113 del
>>790110
>another flag
>more rules


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.790114 del
>>790111
IGA


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.790115 del
Need a wank and a poo.
Going to poo first otherwise it might slide out as I do a big cum.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.790116 del
It’s chunky slops today


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.790117 del
>>790114
3 days in a row huh?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.790118 del
>>790117
He's been doing it for a lot longer than that.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.790119 del
Plop plop plop


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.790120 del
50 in
110 out


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.790122 del
>>790120
Reinvest your earnings.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.790124 del
>>790113
At least the Olive flag could see some use. Most of the flags are pointless other than Dan and SA.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.790125 del
>>790124
They're all pointless other than Dan.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.790126 del
>>790125
Watch your mouth.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.790127 del
>>790126
Pointless


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.790128 del
give rape a chance


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.790129 del
>>790127
I’m going to rape your vile fart box


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.790130 del
>>790129
>>790128


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.790131 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.790132 del
>>790120
Do you have some sort of stylish alcoholic beverage you drink while gambling, like james bond does with his vodka martinis?


rape NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.790133 del
Rape


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.790134 del
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Push females down the stairs.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.790135 del
heart is fluttering wildly today, I bet it's the vax I had yesterday. Don't get it fellas


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.790136 del
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>>790113


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.790137 del
>>790135
Have they fixed them yet? Why did you get it this late?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.790138 del
>>790136
It says family sized and we are basically your family at this point.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.790139 del
>>790118
Have the withdrawals kicked in yet?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.790140 del
>>790136
Why did you group 3 milk bottles away from the others?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.790141 del
>>790136
Disrtubring lack of snakes and two too many black cats.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.790142 del
>>790137
this was the brand new xbb 1.5 vax


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.790144 del
>>790136
All the grren ones thanks.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.790145 del
might get some more bubbles


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.790146 del
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>>790145


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.790147 del
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>>790146
me too


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.790148 del
>>790141
that reminds me, we need to do a chrismtas css theme for ausneets, like the halloween one. Does anyone have any ideas for it?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.790149 del
>>790148
Olive


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.790151 del
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>>790148


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.790152 del
>>790151
quality OC, maybe he can have a sack of little petrol cans he's bringing to all the boong children?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.790153 del
Can't find the vacuum cleaner. Might just wank/drink the day away instead.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.790154 del
>>790152
I'm not that artistic. Somebody else can add onto it.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.790155 del
included a $3 tip for pajeet to bring two bottles of bubbles


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.790156 del
>>790146
FOREVOR


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.790157 del
FOR IGOR


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.790158 del
FOR ENGLAND JAMES


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.790160 del
Fuck it, garn get a sack and play some point and/or click adventure gaymes.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.790161 del
>>790158
The Miss Moneypenny's ranked in order is:

Samantha Bond
Caroline Bliss
LoisMaxwell
Naomie Harris

Pamela Salem and Barbara Bouchet don't count


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.790162 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.790163 del
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Quick job in kolourpaint.
I added a dark outline to the hat and shifted it down on the other one. This brings it more in line with the rest of the image.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.790164 del
>>790163
run it through remove.bg to make it transparent


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.790165 del
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Thickened up the indentations on the jerry can.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.790167 del
>>790166
Cool. I don't know how to use powrful stoftware like that


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.790168 del
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I searched for a reference pic on yandex and was very amused to see this. Russian dreamtime unna.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.790169 del
>>790168


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.790170 del
Chinky time?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.790171 del
Amazog has dispatched my package but updated the 'delivered by' date to tomorrow afternoon. No explanation or apology. Sitting at the western Sydney fulfilment centre. Hmmm.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.790172 del
>>790171
Why do you deserve an apology?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.790173 del
>>790172
If he has a paid Prime subscription he sure is owed an apology.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.790174 del
Getting hungry but there is nothing to eat.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.790175 del
>>790155
pajeet brought room temperature bubbles


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.790176 del
also that poo I did before was the same colour as kfc tendies


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.790177 del
>>790176
now you know why the secret ingredients are secret - tell no-one


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.790178 del
>>790177
Poorly bantered.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.790179 del
>>790163
>>790166
very nice


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.790180 del
>>790175
Better than no bubbles.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.790181 del
>>790180
taking them out of the freexer in a few minutes


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.790182 del
>>790181
>freexer


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.790183 del
>>790182
the timer just went off


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>>789782


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.790185 del
>>790184
Weber did that to my arse once.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.790186 del
Might hold webby against a wall and wank him off against his will.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.790187 del
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>>789785


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.790188 del
fucking cork is stuck


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.790189 del
>>790188
You need a dick like a duck.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.790190 del
So bloody tired today.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.790191 del
>>790189
poorly bantered


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.790192 del
>>790191
Oh-kay?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.790193 del
went off with a bang


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.790194 del
>>790188
Burn it out like an old tree stump.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.790195 del
>>790193
You always did.


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>>789789
> ?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.790197 del
>>790193
bang.mp4?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.790198 del
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>>790192


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.790199 del
>still wondering how Italians shit 8 times per day


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.790200 del
>>790199
maybe they just misunderstood the question


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.790201 del
>>790198
God, how I love Jews.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.790202 del
>>790201
But do they love (you)?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.790203 del
>>790202
Eh, at times.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.790204 del
>>790203
*never


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.790205 del
in the world before monkey


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.790207 del
>>790205
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.790208 del
>>790199
They are all gooners on the goyslop. I used to do that too during my squirting days


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.790210 del
>>790161
Ngl that negroid woman is a good actor.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.790211 del
>>790162
That's a jew


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.790212 del
>>790196
Shop be closed for another day...


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.790213 del
Some of those old fashioned Negresses have a certain charm to them. Diana Ross for example.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.790214 del
>>790212
>...


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.790215 del
Going to put this day off also.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.790216 del
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YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.790217 del
>>790215
Make sure to free up tomorrow as well. Might as well do the rest of the year.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.790218 del
>>790216
Based.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.790219 del
>nigger lovers


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.790220 del
>>790216
Based!


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.790221 del
<child lover


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.790222 del
Selling mod account, $30


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.790223 del
>>790221
We'd really rather not know this about you


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.790224 del
>>790222
This better not be so you can buy alcohol, Monk.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.790225 del
free armour trimming


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.790226 del
>>790223
>>790191


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.790227 del
>>790226
>>790192


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>>789798


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.790229 del
another glass of bubbles


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.790230 del
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>>790229


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.790231 del
>Went to the chocolate shop.
>Literally nothing worth having was there.
What is wrong with the world?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.790232 del
is weber here?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.790233 del
>>790230
Weber wouldn't just leave jam tarts on the table.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.790234 del
>>790232
Hi, hello, how are you? What can I do for you?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.790235 del
>>790234
hope you're having a good day


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.790236 del
Have you finished work yet weblor?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.790237 del
>>790231
There must have been something.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.790238 del
>>790237
>Literally nothing worth having was there.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.790239 del
>>790235
It has been reasonably pleasant, thank you.
How has your day been?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.790240 del
>>790237
I want bertie beatles, galaxy chocolate, maybe some whittaker's milk chocolate. I shall have to journey further in my quest.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.790241 del
>>790236
Officially tomorrow afternoon I finish, although I did very little today.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.790242 del
>>790236
poor old webby has to work all day just to come home to the smelly mongs and boongs on ausneets. Why does he do it?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.790243 del
I still want to know what cruisey drinks while battling the chinaman. It must be the secret of his success.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.790244 del
>>790242
One day he will have enough and leave us.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.790245 del
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>>790244


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.790246 del
>>790243
Bet he sips on a shandy.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.790247 del
>>790246
Made with one of those crisp low-carb beers.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.790248 del
Have Davo revealed what hes studying at uni?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.790249 del
>>790248
He's getting a Masters in Fine Bitches.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.790250 del
>>790248
nunya


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.790251 del
i bet pippa has a smelly and hairy pussy


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.790252 del
I don't have my pepe collection on this computer, some other mong is gonna have to make the next edition.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.790253 del
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>>790252


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.790254 del
My back acne has totally disappeared after quitting the goon and getting on this whole foods diet


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.790256 del
>>790254
what exactly are you eating now?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.790259 del
>>790256
he's eating


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.790261 del
reality ain't real


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.790262 del
>>790256
foods
the whole of them


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.790263 del
>>790262
greedy fuck


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.790264 del
>>790261
o rly?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.790265 del
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>>790264


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.790266 del
>>790263
We'll have to keep him away from the NEET Christmas buffet until the others have all gotten some food.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.790267 del
>>790265
Haven't seen this one in a long time.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.790268 del
joe dimaggio was a cuck


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.790269 del
>>790268
and here's to you


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.790270 del
>>790256
Meal 1: Chicken breast on a tortilla, cheese, honey mussy
Meal 2: Mince, rice, cheese, honey mussy

Banans. Peanut butter on celery.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.790271 del
>>790270
does cheese really count as 'whole foods'?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.790272 del
>>790271
or peanut butter and honey mussy


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.790273 del
>>790272
You can get natural peanut butter that is just crushed peanuts


rape NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.790274 del
Rape


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.790275 del
Hungry. No food that I want to eat and can be bothered preparing.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.790276 del
>>790275
😔


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.790277 del
>>790273
Fair enough. I just thought the whole foods maymay had a bunch of strict rules about it, hence the question.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.790278 del
Crush my nuts


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.790279 del
>>790271
>>790272
In comparison to most diets. I'm not following some meme all natural kind of thing, just not buying snacks.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.790281 del
Tired. Not sure if I'll make it to the gym.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.790282 del
>>790279
All good. If it's working for you, keep at it.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.790285 del
>>790281
You should probably try, mate.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.790290 del
dude there's like 70 posts left


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.790291 del
Stop


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.790292 del
>>790290
>dude


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.790293 del
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>>790291
make me


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.790297 del
>>790296
Fuck off


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.790304 del
why is International Cruisey being bad


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.790306 del
>>790304
He's in the boong zone.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.790309 del
>>790304
Isn't this the point you start accusing them of being 'IGA'?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.790311 del
The sentence structure is too good.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.790314 del
I wish Monk was up


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.790320 del
share some fucking frogs, you boongs


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.790322 del
>>790309
>them
Are his pronouns they/them now?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.790323 del
>>790320
please fuck off for an hour or two


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.790328 del
>>790325
you need to go to bed


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.790330 del
catch you guys tomorrow
fuck IGA and his bullshit


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>>790330
I'm not IGA
Bazinga


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.790333 del
>>790330
this is a smart neet. I too will be busy with my thoughts and won't be joining you neets until tomorrow, enjoy your new thread and n/iga dramas


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.790335 del
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Make the instant noodles the picture on the box knows you can.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.790337 del
He killed the thread.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.790339 del
>>790338
that's a nigger


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.790341 del
Eating half a kilo of blackberries with yogurt and honey. After that in making chipotle pajeetballs.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.790342 del
>>790341
It'll be shooting out of you tomorrow.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.790343 del
>>790340
I'm going to write an abstract SCP entry based on this


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.790344 del
>>790342
I am BEAN NEET, who overcome all digestive woes. Not even dare iced coffee can give me the shits.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.790345 del
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>>790343
I am sorry but I don't know what that means.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.790346 del
>>790345
SCP is the actual source of half the horror fanfic on the internet.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.790347 del
>>790346
Thanks, the more I know


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.790348 del
from now on I will share no frogs
you don't deserve them


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.790349 del
>>790348
Based.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.790350 del
>>790348
Thank you, the last thing we want is your fucking spam.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.790353 del
>>790346
>.m.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.790354 del
>>790351
All good neet, don't worry about it


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.790355 del
Trying to find the energy to do stuff.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.790357 del
>>790351
There isn't any rush to finish the old thread.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.790358 del
Oh. There's still like 40 posts to go.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.790359 del
The pest is already posting in the other thread. Monk, please wake up.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.790361 del
>>790358
Yeah, the other thread was way too early.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.790363 del
>>790196
They suspect no more left. Can't tell that for sure about the other strippers.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.790364 del
>>790363
>no more left
Not if she is Italian.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.790365 del
>>790126
Is that a moose in that flag?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.790367 del
>>790087
She has an X legs and inside pointing feet.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.790368 del
>>790066
So basically what Endcorner offers for the Christmas Special?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.790369 del
>>790364
Kekked. But perhaps they only employ Balkanites there.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.790371 del
>>790087
she's fat
you can see it on her face


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.790372 del
>>790365
An Australian magpie, a far more dangerous beast.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.790373 del
>>790365
That's the Piping Shrike
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piping_shrike


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.790374 del
*he


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.790375 del
*his


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.790377 del
>>790367
>inside pointing feet
We call that being pigeon toed. Both the pigeon toes and the knee thing are anime affectations.
>>790371
Romanians are not fit to make such assessments.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.790378 del
>>790372
>>790373
Ah I see.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.790380 del
>>790377
Or maybe she needs to visit and orthopedic.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.790382 del
>>790082
They do make great feeds.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.790383 del
>>790080
The award is way too high.
What kind of retarded meme is this.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.790385 del
>>790378
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yj9O6tyKK-o [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.790386 del
Olives not flexible enough to full nelson.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.790388 del
>>790378
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hmR21-4iWyI [Embed]


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>>790380
She is doing it to look cute.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.790390 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HivhKv7wA-w [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.790391 del
Notice how her legs are straight in the shadow and her feet are roughly parallel.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.790393 del
>>790122
Invested in a schnitty and a beer.
I stopped myself from going to the tug shop.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.790395 del
>>790151
Cool


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.790396 del
>>790389
Worldwide International Fella


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.790398 del
>>790167
It is fucking scary to use. Very complicated. I do everything I can in kolourpaint and only bust out GIMP when I need to sink a battleship.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.790400 del
>>790388
They shot the autist kid with a laser.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.790401 del
BUM RASH


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>>790396
>tfw I'll never run along the beach with Olive, immersed in the crashing surf, the fresh salt winds whipping around us


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.790407 del
OILY OLIVE GASH

NEW:
>>790257
>>790257
>>790257
>>790257
Edited last time by imissfather on 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:28.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.790408 del
>>790404
She's staying at Motherbat's for a few nights in the new year.


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