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NEET General #776 - Missing Pepe Collection On This Computer Edition NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No. 790257
This computermabob doesn't have the Peperoonies on it sadface

OLD: >>789337
OLD: >>789337
OLD: >>789337


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.790258 del
SA BEST A


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.790260 del
Weber you boong


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.790280 del
morning


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.790283 del
>>790280
Hello International Cruisey. I think we need to finish the old thread first.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.790284 del
>>790283
lfgo


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.790318 del
chunk of bread and cheese for early dinner, need to be in bed before the sun goes down and the wolves come out


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.790352 del
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Today, on the 20th, it's Endchan's 8th Birthday. We're gonna have a celebratory stream on the 21st at 1pm AEDT on Endcorner.
We're watching Grand Prix.
See you there!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.790370 del
>>790366
You both should be and you are.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.790379 del
>>790376
https://endchan.org/.global/logs/2023-12-16.html
The only dropout here is (You). You enrolled in your brainlet open uni courses and dropped out after flunking introductory criminology topics and accruing heaps of HECS debt. How embarrassing!


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.790381 del
fried rice at chinese restaurants all taste the same


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.790387 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.790392 del
>>790387
Handsome fella.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.790397 del
>>790384
We have been through it stanners. You are alone on Christmas. kill yourself.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.790399 del
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They both are, not sure why they don't just kiss and make up for Christmas.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.790402 del
>>790399
And fuck and move in.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.790406 del
Now that am thinking.
Those numbers are averages. Which means there are Italians who poop only once per week, and others over 100 times.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.790409 del
Meanwhile I've been cooking this duck all afternoon. They sure do have a lot of fat.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.790410 del
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>you support Israel, right?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.790411 del
>>790410
i would rape her


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.790413 del
>>790410
I would assess her hail damage


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.790414 del
>>790412
Then he can move in with you and share the dunny bed.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.790415 del
I like how nuro conflates monk, davo, ChickenDinner, and some mythical chink.
This is endstage pillbrain.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.790417 del
>>790413
I'd use my lips.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.790419 del
Is the NEET that wants to move to FNQ here?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.790420 del
>>790418
He tried to type ourself, because they're one in the same.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.790421 del
Thread format tick boxes.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.790422 del
>>790394
>chinkoid
What makes you think Davo/FluteNOOT is a chink?
>real job
Remember when you lied about welding something and got BTFO in front of the whole board by IGA? I am pretty sure that was the start of your bizarre obsession with him.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.790423 del
>>790421
I'll tick your box.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.790424 del
>do not pad go do not collect 200 dolls !
Do any of you find it odd that nuro goes on and on about chinks but has never once complained about Indians? He does menial unskilled labour and is obsessed with poo, these are striking coincidences.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.790425 del
>>790423
Hot!


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.790426 del
Clint Eastwood is trending on twitter and I thought he'd died, but it's just political shite.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.790427 del
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Night.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.790428 del
>>790427
Goodnight neet, you aren't going to miss anything tonight. Just more drama.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.790430 del
Golden Eye is on 9Gem tonight


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.790431 del
>>790430
>9Gem


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.790432 del
>>790427
Night fella.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.790433 del
>>790432
she's playing roblox!


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.790434 del
>>790431
THat's what it's called here in BEST A.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.790435 del
>>790434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9Gem
>Women's interest channels


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.790436 del
I've been hungry all day long.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.790437 del
>>790436
Eat a dog


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.790438 del
>>790435
You're a fuckstick nigger


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.790439 del
>>790387
I wonder if turtle is still basking on his rock.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.790440 del
I saw a cloud go behind the moon once.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.790441 del
>>790406
>and others over 100 times
It's all that tomato sauce they put on their pasta.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.790442 del
when i was a teenager i used to masturbate as i murdered women in gta


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.790443 del
>>790441
it's the olive oil


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.790444 del
>>790409
Keep the fat if you can it is good for roast potatoes.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.790445 del
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>>790433
Such cases.

>>790441
>>790443


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.790446 del
This post (>>790285) shamed me into going to the gym. Big arm session. Wew.

>>790422
>What makes you think Davo/FluteNOOT is a chink?
Mentally ill pillbrained disease. He doesn't even know who hes talking to half the time.

>>790419
Yes


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>>790446


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.790448 del
>>790446
Glad you went, mate.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.790449 del
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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.790450 del
>>790449
>[X]


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.790451 del
Going to use the dumbbells I haven't touched in months. Will start with three sets of hammer curls for each arm. Do-able.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.790452 del
i may transfer


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.790453 del
might rub belly


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.790454 del
too much effort to get my gun licence and a shotgun to blow my brains out


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.790455 del
>>790454
Get some help instead.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.790456 del
👀


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.790457 del
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>>790455
i doubt that would do much


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.790458 del
>>790457
What is wrong?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.790459 del
>>790458
im just being an emo bitch, don't worry


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.790460 del
>>790459
Alright, feel free to talk about it if you want.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.790461 del
couchbed bond time


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.790462 del
>>790454
Ask webby to help


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.790463 del
>>790449
Dandrews has really let himself go since resigning.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.790464 del
>>790444
It's been saved. There's still a lot more though on the neck and arse end of the bird. I'll chuck those bits back in the oven tomorrow or the next day to get it all!


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.790465 del
Mexican pajeetnalls could go either way. Rehydrated/ blanched/ browned psjeetballs as if they were tofu.
We're definitely in cursed territory


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.790466 del
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Proposition seems more reasonable when you consider that this isn't actually vegan food. To some extent the cheese carry it.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.790467 del
morning bros, slept badly, off to a bad start


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.790468 del
>>790467
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.790469 del
>>790467
>>790468
mording
emptied the fridge and freezer of old stuff
filled the recycling bin with my empties
put teh bins out


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.790470 del
banksa down again


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.790471 del
>>790469
Good work NEET.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.790472 del
>>790470
Their IT systems are falling apart and it's falling out of me.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.790473 del
>>790472
I'm fucking sick of it. I have things to do and I can't check the balance on my debit card or top it up.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.790474 del
Wee wee you fat bum


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.790475 del
>>790474
Innit


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.790476 del
>>790473
Open a free account with NAB or one of the other banks and have $200 loaded in there. You can use the NAB cards on your phone as a Virtual card to tap and go so need to carry it all.


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>>790474


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.790478 del
>>790477
Good bonk.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.790479 del
Reports fruit and seafood prices to soar in the next couple of days due to the Queensland floods. Fucking supermarket jews would already have all of the stock they were going to sell. Any opportunity to profiteer.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.790480 del
>>790476
I shall investigate this, thank you NEET.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.790481 del
I fisted an old man's asshole on the train last night.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.790482 del
>>790481
Did he enjoy it?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.790483 del
>>790481
Did he pay your in kindness?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.790484 del
>>790481
>>790483
*pay in kindness


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.790485 del
https://archive.md/H5znJ
lol the muzzies burned down friendlyjordies house
evidently pandering to non-whites did nothing for him


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.790486 del
>>790466
What are the vegetarians that eat eggs, milk and fish?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.790487 del
>>790486
eggatarians, milkatarians, pescatarians


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.790489 del
>>790480
Just put $200 in a wallet in your car


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.790490 del
>>790479
That won't affect any of us


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.790491 del
>>790485
I don't believe anything that snake oil faggot says.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.790492 del
guy shaking his penis a little too long at the urinal


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.790493 del
>>790492
Ask him if his prostate is enlarged.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.790495 del
>>790490
>grabbing a random woolies shelf stacker by the sleeve and trying to haggle with them over the price of the tomatoes


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.790497 del
>>790496
it's a signal generator


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.790498 del
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>>790496


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.790499 del
where's the best place to buy quality banana bread?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.790502 del
>>790487
What about vegetarians who eat chicken breast?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.790503 del
>>790502
helentarians


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.790504 del
>>790486
Women


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.790505 del
>>790500
where's my twenty bux cunt


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.790506 del
>>790496
Another miracle.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.790507 del
>>790503
kek


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.790510 del
>>790494
If you're internet provider has a mobile app, you can do a connection test and lodge a fault. It avoids the call with overseas and restarting the device. It might take a while for them to call back if you don't follow it up but it provides you a reference number to avoid the bullshit turn it off and on tests.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.790512 del
Need to get dressed and go to the bank. The shops will be horrendous.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.790514 del
>>790511
Hopefully you will be literally shocked when you plug it in.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.790515 del
>>790513
I've lost interest now.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.790517 del
It's one of those electrical urethral sounding thingos, the dirty pervert.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.790520 del
>>790517
>>790518
Guess where the needle goes


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.790521 del
>>790519
YOU OWE ME $20!


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.790522 del
>>790518
how does it work? Are you meant to stick it in your penis hole?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.790524 del
>>790518
Based.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.790526 del
>>790525
Based.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.790527 del
>>790525
that's that stupid benjamin benassi song


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.790528 del
>>790525
Go big or go home
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JH-YmzZgZ-Q [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.790530 del
>>790528
This one is needed at the next DunnyWave Rave.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.790531 del
Nuro owes me $40


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.790533 del
https://www.abc.net.au/everyday/how-to-respond-to-inappropriate-comments-this-christmas/103185956
>Ms Hatzis's four phrases for dealing with rude comments are:
>What an odd thing to say out loud
>I'm surprised you feel comfortable saying that
>Did you mean to share that with the group?
>Would you mind repeating that?


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.790534 del
>>790532
I need the $80 to pay for food


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.790535 del
>>790533
Joslin should use some of those to harvest more updoots.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.790536 del
>>790518
Nice


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.790537 del
>>790528
I want one.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.790538 del
>>790534
He will transfer the $100 to your account later.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.790539 del
>>790512
I hope you're not getting another bank account.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.790540 del
>>790539
No just shifting some money out of my savings account that I can't do online.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.790542 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7o4i1oydFP8 [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.790543 del
shops were crazy looking


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.790544 del
>>790541
A kind offer.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.790545 del
3hrs of doco on Peloponnesian war.
Might have a choof.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.790546 del
>>790543
Best to stay away from them.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.790547 del
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Movie >>790352 in 2 hours fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then some youtube stuff.
For starters Introduction to International Relations - What was the Cold War, by prof Michael Rossi
Then probably some outdoors, like Geowizard who has a new adventure.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.790548 del
>>790546
Got to do that eggnog shop tomorrow morning. Looks like Coles are open at 6am, so I will be there for that.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.790549 del
>>790542
$300000 or even $200000 after legal fees which I think will be higher after a civil case is not bad for three weeks in the slammer.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.790550 del
>>790549
Should be a million dollars per day for a fit up.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.790551 del
>>790550
If he gets the right evidence to set up his case and seeks proper legal advice. It could be in the millions for the payout if it played right in the long term with many years of bullshit to come before a resolution is reached.


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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.790553 del
>>790518
PEPPA


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.790554 del
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Morning.
Didn't do the dishes (literally) last night which has come back to bite me this morning.
Package hasn't moved since 3am.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.790555 del
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Fishing on the skank yacht


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>>790554
mording
have a cobbee


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.790557 del
>>790556
Having my second. Someone has used my e-mail to sign up to 'loyalfans.com'. Harrumphing.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.790558 del
thinking about lunch


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>>790558


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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.790561 del
>>790555
Interesting approach.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.790562 del
>>790561
I think they're the seppo equivalent of carp


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.790563 del
>>790559
Her faec is shopped.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.790564 del
>>790559
Could suck on her toes.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.790565 del
I can't believe how bad monk is at banning nuro.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.790566 del
Just start banning all the neets that dickride and humour it. The problem will go away on its own.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.790567 del
Gave my hovel a big clean. I feel like I'm in a hotel.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.790568 del
>>790567
Hotel King?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.790569 del
>>790567
I'll be up most of the night cleaning mine in preparation for Motherbat.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.790570 del
chunky beef pie and a vanilla slice for lunch


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.790571 del
>>790569
Will the Candy Land sheet set get its debut?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.790572 del
>>790571
Might do


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.790573 del
>>790569
I found it helpful to divide the hovel into very small areas and focusing on getting each one completely clean and tidy. It doesn't quite work that well because you need to go back and forth, putting stuff away in that spot after you've sorted it out but it works fairly well.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.790574 del
>>790572
It will make my 2023.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.790575 del
Trying to cut back on coffee.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.790576 del
15 mins till movie, fellas


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.790577 del
rape


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.790578 del
Uh, movie started like 10 mins ago. Luckily its almost 3 hours long. Jump off the wagon and join us!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.790579 del
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Bill has an innate ability to fuck up all of my plans AND not answer the fucking questions he was asked.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.790580 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.790581 del
don't forget the endchan movie neets: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.790582 del
>Alcoholism in Ireland is a significant public health problem. In Ireland, 70.0% of Irish men and 34.1% of Irish women aged 15+ are considered to be hazardous drinkers.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.790583 del
>>790579
No big steak sanga for you


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.790584 del
>>790580
Poor pepe.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.790585 del
>>790583
No bed for Motherbat.
I should have just hired the ute and said nothing. Now this imbecile has fucked everything up.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.790586 del
>>790582
>public health problem
It's antiseptic.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.790587 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.790588 del
>>790587
Have you got a magnifying glass?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.790589 del
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New shoes.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.790590 del
>>790589
They don't look very comfy.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.790591 del
>>790589
For Pinocchio?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.790592 del
>>790579
B I L L E D


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.790593 del
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Another successful direct-to-boot order. Well not entirely, a wagie told me to next time reverse into the parking bay so they're not standing out on the road. A workplace health & safety policy I guess. Put a couple bags in the car before realising it wasn't my order. Ended up waiting about 10 minutes for mine.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.790594 del
He should've hired monk and davo and paid them with goon and sartorial advice respectively.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.790595 del
>>790593
primo bacon is not made from australian pork, that's probably 90% tapeworm


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.790596 del
>>790593
Well shoped.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.790597 del
Is anyone else unironically admiring bill and his boss power moves in the william vs webby war?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.790598 del
>>790593
>no treats


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.790599 del
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Ate honey chicken for lunch, feeling sick now, full of regrets and msg


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.790600 del
>>790595
Hopefully the worms help with my constipation.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.790601 del
>>790596
Thanks


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.790602 del
I support Bill.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.790603 del
we shill 4 bill


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.790604 del
>>790600
Smart.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.790606 del
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New vinyl turned up so I have something to listen to.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.790607 del
>>790606
Who's the chick on the right?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.790608 del
>>790597
Yeah it's hilarious. Fuck me right. Only been giving the cunt $1300 cash every second weekend for 12 months.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.790609 del
>>790598
Spending the rest of my day with you is the treat!


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.790610 del
>>790607
AURORA
>>790609
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.790611 del
Has monk stopped existing again?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.790612 del
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The young qt drew a heart


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.790613 del
>>790612
Was she Indian? There are shit stains all over it.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.790614 del
Arms are absolutely poppin in this polo


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.790615 del
>>790585
That's really fucked


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.790616 del
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the government funded this


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.790617 del
>>790606
Based.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.790618 del
>>790616
UMM PTY LTD should get some of that sex toy ad coin.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.790619 del
>>790616
Now I know what I want for Christmas.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.790620 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BOlzNM4wDB0 [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.790621 del
>>790619
You might get the big black one though...


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.790623 del
>>790613
I always assumed poojetas were naturally that colour


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.790624 del
lol elon accidentally deleted twitter


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.790625 del
>>790624
She'll be right.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.790626 del
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>>790624
he was just pulling one of his practical jokes


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.790627 del
Monk needs to get his shit together or appoint a volunteer (not tiffin). I nominate BoardNEET.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.790628 del
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This Sunday on womboflix, you are invited to the neet Christmas Eve party where we will be watching Gremlins (1984), a horror-comedy about furry little mischief makers. Bring some garlic bread.

Then on Christmas Day/Monday we will be screening Bad Santa (2003), a crime/comedy starring Billy Bob Thorton as an alcoholic santa who is also a professional thief.

Finally on Wednesday we will be streaming several episodes of the adult animated series Blue Eye Samurai (2023)


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.790629 del
>>790627
Sadly, boardneet has to decline this honour.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.790630 del
>>790629
That is a shame. The ban on nuro is pretty much pointless if monk just lets it keep posting here and these dickriders to continue encouraging it.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.790631 del
>>790630
It's not really practical to ban posters on imageboards, the best we can do is ban posts.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.790632 del
>>790631
Nuro can't let go of his precious identity. He needs to reveal himself to get the attention he wants and so monk can ban whoever does that.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.790633 del
Going to clean the hovel.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.790634 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kLbn61Z4LDI [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.790635 del
>>790630
Show me the nuro posts.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.790637 del
>>790590
Bit of a tight squeeze but very supportive.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.790638 del
>>790636
Thicc.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.790639 del
>>790636
Imagine being this invested


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.790640 del
>>790636
Thankyou.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.790643 del
Desire to goon. Just feels right.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.790644 del
Still no movement on my package. Woe.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.790645 del
>>790643
Then wagon tomorrow?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.790646 del
Monk is dead


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.790647 del
I recall a NEET made a really good about addiction and how it's justified by any means. It was a good post.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.790648 del
>>790644
It took four days for a package to get to me from the same city. Maybe five for the other one sent a few hours afters the first.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.790649 del
The 53g gram Pringles size is perfect for a micro-binge.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.790650 del
>>790644
My package has been stuck in melbourne since the sixteenth.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.790651 del
>>790650
That's a
J U S T


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.790652 del
>>790646
Only off the meff.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.790653 del
Is Chickendinner still a Vol here ?

What made him give up on his responsibilities ?
Nuro banned for being a loser


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.790654 del
>>790635
>>790653


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.790655 del
>>790654
No I am PostieNEET. Forgot to turn on my flag.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.790656 del
Hmmmmmm.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.790657 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.790658 del
Got an erection again. Might need to touch my neetstick for the third time today.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.790659 del
>>790658
Touched it.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.790660 del
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Vincent Price.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.790661 del
Any thoughts on the Cooper's sparkling ale?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.790662 del
Actually going to clean the hovel now.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.790663 del
>>790662
I am excited for the sheet set.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.790664 del
https://youtu.be/kFD_yJvqeGE?si=N6w95IelLv_-ZoJE

I reckon the NEETs could learn that slow gyration dance.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.790665 del
>>790606
I have a CD player boom box you can have


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.790666 del
>>790663
he's not me and fuck the sheet set


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.790667 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.790668 del
Can I get an update on Bill and what's going on with Bat's sleeping arrangements.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.790669 del
>>790666
You will enjoy the Candy Land sheet set Wizzy.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.790670 del
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@Nuro
You should get some of these for the roast lamb.
I have a shoulder out but it's still frozen.
Couldn't wait, eating the spuds.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.790671 del
All I want for Christmas is to see Monk's shed


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.790673 del
>>790670
cringe


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.790674 del
>>790672
Secret cheese caves.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.790675 del
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Ready.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.790676 del
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>>790674


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.790677 del
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>>790672
Boongards


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.790678 del
>>790676
Good Pepe.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.790679 del
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>>790671
me on the right


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.790680 del
>>790679
You look comfortable NEET.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.790681 del
>>790677
Will replace Coon?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.790682 del
>>790668
Christmas is cancelled.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.790683 del
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>>790675


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.790684 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=puDYEp41tI8 [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.790685 del
>>790683
delet this


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.790686 del
Finna put in a Powerball entry, you neets want anything?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.790687 del
>>790684
I could stand her articles for a little longer in that format but it just burns.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.790688 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBTDAvZoq-g [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.790689 del
>>790686
$30 please if you win.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.790690 del
>>790679
you could do with a shave neet, I'll be honest


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.790691 del
Nuro owes me $160


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.790692 del
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Why don't they hold lotteries where you can win a gf?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.790693 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.790694 del
>>790691
Mail him a letter of demand.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.790696 del
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@everyone


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.790698 del
Big sickle day


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.790700 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.790701 del
>>790692
Maybe in Brazil


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.790703 del
It's.. it's about to start samefagging with 'based' posts.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.790704 del
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>>790700


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.790705 del
>>790700
>>790695
You could move in together at Maryborough


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.790706 del
>>790695
Based.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.790707 del
>>790697
I'm more of a hitler man myself


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.790708 del
>>790703
based


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.790709 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.790710 del
Based forklift neet


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.790711 del
>>790700
>me
Handsome fella


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.790712 del
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>>790711


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.790713 del
>>790702
Based.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.790714 del
Why is trotters now calling itself PostieNEET?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.790715 del
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Not long to go...


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.790716 del
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>tfw no currybunny


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.790717 del
>>790715
Dumb slut cant even talk english


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.790718 del
>>790716
I would watch an episode or two of a NEET destroying it physical and emotionally.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.790719 del
Been over a year since I saw the HA last
fucken curryhippo


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.790720 del
>>790716
5.2


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.790721 del
>>790720
Oh fuck off you nonce. It was posted on an adult subreddit.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.790722 del
>>790719
She was good value.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.790723 del
>>790462
considering this but he won't let me


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.790724 del
>>790462
>>790723
I did offer help, I posted: >>790455
As in: GO SEE A FUCKING HEAD DOCTOR


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.790725 del
>>790721
Well alrighty then

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.790726 del
>>790725
letterman: top ten ingredients you DON’T use preparing your Ham Bag, number 7, “a maiden’s tinkle”. a maiden’s tinkle, paul.
paul schaffer: you can’t be using that.
letterman: you can’t be using that! hee heeee. number 6,


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>>790716
Mfw


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.790728 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.790729 del
>>790724
>As in: GO SEE A FUCKING HEAD DOCTOR
Don't do this.
Strange advice coming from a man who can't get blood tests.


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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.790731 del
>>790730
Wall of text


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.790732 del
Unsure how to cook chow mien.
Chinese, Cantonese, Indonesian, Indian, nepalese.
Russian doesn't bear consideration


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.790733 del
>>790730
I hope that bigot got the ban she so clearly deserved.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.790734 del
>>790724
psychs are evil


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.790735 del
>>790732
put cabage and mince in a pan and cook until it's a consistent shade of grey and disgusting


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.790736 del
>>790734
yeah well so are firearms branch and I don't want to be associated with any of that talk


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.790737 del
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>>790736


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.790738 del
10 year anniversary edition of /ausneets/


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.790739 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.790740 del
>>790739
tattoos are for trashy people


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.790741 del
>>790739
Cute


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.790742 del
>>790738
Oh bollocks


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.790743 del
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>>790726
Spent many a late night watching those two jews on teh analogue telly.


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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.790745 del
moonless nights


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.790746 del
hope the moon falls on bill's house


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.790747 del
feeling sick, might have to eat some vegies


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.790748 del
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>>790716


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.790749 del
You there Weber?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.790750 del
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I remember back when I used to play nethack a lot, it would tell me whenever there was a full moon. Saved me from ever going outside.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.790751 del
As God has stopped listening, some neets are turning to weber to answer their prayers


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.790752 del
>>790735
That's chop suey not chow mien


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.790753 del
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My noodles are colourful and delicious.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.790754 del
>>790732
Cook it however your heart desires mein.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.790755 del
>>790673
Monk needs to crack down on these dickriders that encourage nuro to post here.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.790756 del
My noodle is long and limp


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.790757 del
>>790754
Made Indian chow mien, thinking about curry bunnies


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.790758 del
>>790714
PostieNEET started posting again and stole nuro's thunder. This is probably what brought it to nuro's attention.
PostieNEET is respected here and has an identifiable flag but also doesn't post very often. I guess trotters thinks he can inhabit that identity until he can make his big return or whatever with tiffin appointed the BO.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.790759 del
Some neets just can't handle how based the silver fox is.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.790760 del
>>790757
I hear they're good chopped up in stir fry.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.790761 del
>>790756
Slurp it!


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.790762 del
Not going to drink tonight.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.790763 del
I wish the new Grinch film had been live action. I haven't seen it but I can't stand that animation style.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.790764 del
>>790758
It was several threads ago that he made all those posts though. Pillbrain probably thinks it was yesterday in its current state of intoxication.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.790765 del
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>>790763


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.790766 del
>>790753
Some red capsicum or chilli would've really made it pop!


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.790767 del
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>>790765
Me on the right, (You) on the left.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.790768 del
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>>790730


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.790769 del
>>790767
stop being a tranny


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.790770 del
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>>790769


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.790771 del
Which neet is it that watches those cobra videos? He is not as comfy as the PIPPA posters.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.790772 del
>>790767
Those girls are posing, not raping. Even an autist like me can see that.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.790773 del
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>>790768


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.790774 del
>>790771
IGA was the one that started making posts about him several years ago


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.790775 del
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>>790771
cobra is a certified meme around here, do not question the cobra


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.790776 del
>>790772
What makes you think he'd resist?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.790777 del
>>790774
Is that why the resolution is so low?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.790778 del
>>790769
Stop being a fatty


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.790779 del
>>790777
Nah, that would be Cobra.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.790780 del
>>790778
don't be mean to weber


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.790781 del
Considering going to the bottle-o. Please scare me off on health grounds.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.790782 del
>>790781
no harm in having a drink


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.790783 del
hakeesh


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.790784 del
>>790781
may as well get in one last big binge before you hit the wagon on new year's day


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.790785 del
Think he went to slep


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.790786 del
>>790785
no


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.790787 del
>>790777
Trust me, you don't want to see the boglim in anything higher than 480p.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.790788 del
I've been very hungry the last few days.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.790789 del
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>>790781


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.790790 del
>>790788
worms


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.790791 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.790792 del
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>>790786


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.790793 del
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Do you have a favourite cocktail neets?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.790794 del
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>>790792


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.790795 del
>>790793
rum and cola


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.790796 del
>File bang.mp4 is banned from /ausneets/
Kek.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.790797 del
>>790796
?????????????


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.790798 del
>>790797
That video of the woman having her arse explode in the bathroom.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.790799 del
>>790766
The green and yellow were on special, should have used green chilli.
There's also this orange sauce which one of these days I'll make


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.790800 del
>>790798
just rename the file then


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.790801 del
>>790799
should get red and green for christmas


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.790802 del
>>790800
If it has been banned I don't want to circumvent it.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.790803 del
Fun fact, they call curry served in a list of bread a curry bunny.
It's popular in places people like the spicy Indian goulash but hate rice.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.790804 del
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>>790794


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.790805 del
>>790801
That's probably why the red ones were running out. Fucking normies they're always doing shit I don't understand and ruining things


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.790806 del
>>790803
durban


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.790807 del
Fun fact, red capsicums started life green.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.790808 del
>We are very sorry that your delivery is late. If you have not received your package by 26 December, you can come back here the next day for a refund.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.790809 del
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>>790808
What is it you are getting in the mail?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.790810 del
>>790806
Don't even get me started bru.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.790811 del
>>790807
That's why I got yellow instead of green, the yellow ones are actually ripe. Same deal with jalapenos, they only pick them green for pickles


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.790812 del
>>790809
Bronze Age Mindset.
Strangely, the paperback doesn't seem to be listed anymore, only the audiobook version.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.790813 del
>>790811
I'll pickle your arse


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.790814 del
cock stuck in the kettle again


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.790815 del
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>>790812
have you read nietzsche?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.790816 del
>>790814
this better not happen at the neet compound


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.790817 del
>>790815
Australian philosophers:
Immanuel Shitkant
Friedrigh Noische
Cuntfucious
Bogand Russel
Koarla Marx


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.790818 del
>>790817
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.790819 del
>>790815
half of Thus Spoke Zapadoosha when I was an edgy teenager


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.790820 del
>>790818
But I have to admit I did laugh despite being disgusted.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.790821 del
>>790818
Fuck off, it was a good post.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.790822 del
>>790821
you may have noticed that poorly bantered neet is a poor judge of banter


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.790823 del
Tired. Going to the gym.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.790824 del
Zarathustra was a ripoff of sidartha, you can forgive europeans for not knowing who sidartha was at the time but people who don't get that today? Mouth breathers.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.790825 del
Not going to the bottleo.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.790826 del
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Can't take credit.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.790827 del
>>790826
Why was the German so narky?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.790828 del
>>790826
Okay?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.790829 del
Many slugs have come into the flat for some reason. They only go on the kitchen tiles and cat doesn't recognise that they are living things.
Quick NEET vote on slugs:
>put slugs outside with cardboard
>imprison slugs in a salt maze
>keep slugs as pets


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.790830 del
They taught us Peter Singer in school actually


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.790831 del
>>790829
>step on slugs


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.790832 del
>>790829
rape the slugs


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.790833 del
>>790822
He's also the dickrider


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.790834 del
>>790826
Bernd was really quiet funny, I miss bernd


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.790835 del
>>790827
I dunno. He probably let out some steam.

>>790834
Yeah.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.790836 del
>>790829
I've had cockies, huntsmans, ants, mice, centipedes and even a baby cane toad recently that somehow got in but never has a slug or snail entered the hovel.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.790837 del
>>790836
Do you live in a hollow log or something?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.790838 del
>>790837
I live in your arse


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.790839 del
Glad I didn't go to the bottleo.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.790840 del
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New design for the neet compound. What do you think?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.790841 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.790842 del
Don't all post at once.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.790843 del
>>790842
What's for dinner?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.790844 del
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Good morning, afternoon, evening, NEET Bros!


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.790845 del
Good gym workout. Glad I went. Up in weigh and reps.
Gonna fill out these polos in no time


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.790846 del
>>790845
>tfw no exercise in weeks


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.790847 del
late night therapist vists


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.790848 del
>>790847
Dan is not a therapist.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.790849 del
>>790848
therapist
the rapist
NK is the original therapist.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.790850 del
looks like we got our first school shooting
time to get that license and silenced glock fast before idiots will want to ban guns


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.790851 del
>>790850
They can take guns away after. Ask Australia or Bri'un.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.790852 del
>>790851
someone who is not me could lose them in a boating accident


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.790853 del
>>790852
I don't get the reference.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.790854 del
woe


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.790855 del
>>790854
What's up?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.790856 del
>>790844
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.790857 del
>>790855
just life


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.790858 del
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Might buy an 8 pack of white mondsters this morning, I need them. I'll get back on the wagon next year.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.790859 del
>>790857
Always look on the bright side o life.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.790860 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.790861 del
>>790860
Good evening, fella.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.790862 del
>>790857
>life
Woe


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.790863 del
Cat is howling at me incoherently, what does cat want?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.790864 del
>>790863
>drink
>eat
>s&m


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.790865 del
two supermarkets and $30.50 for 6 litres of fucking egg nog
absolute shit that cows make for free


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.790866 del
>>790863
Oh probably a $30 egg nog


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.790867 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.790868 del
>>790867
kek


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.790869 del
got my 8 white mondsters from coles, shamfur behavuru, will get on the wagon on jan 1st. Also noticed they had 1.8kg of sausages for $12 for povo neets


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.790870 del
>>790869
>will get on the wagon on jan 1st.
Sounds do-able. Good luck NEET.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.790872 del
4 coffees and 1 white monster, still no action from the back section. Woe. Maybe I've lost the ability to poo. The end cannot be far away


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.790873 del
>>790872
Move to Italy.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.790874 del
>>790872
Double Dare time.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.790877 del
>>790875
Good evening.

>>790876
Good night.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.790878 del
>>790875
Good morning NEET.

>>790876
I was told the banana bread was a good choice


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.790879 del
>>790753
Looks good.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.790880 del
>>790877
Well bantered.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.790881 del
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>>790875
>>790876
30 slabs of beer please


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.790882 del
went to bunning and bought 4.8 meters of 19x19 oak quad
washed the car
got some mcdolans without being a racist
so much shit to do today


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.790883 del
>>790882
Busy day NEET.

>so much shit to do today
Take care of yourself to.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.790884 del
>>790883
>Take care of yourself to.
Thank you but I don't have time


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.790885 del
>>790884
Hopefully the power of Whizz expresses life for you 🙏


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.790886 del
>>790850
Crazies everywhere.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.790887 del
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NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.790888 del
>>790882
>got some mcdolans without being a racist
Well done.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.790889 del
>>790851
Australia ended up with more guns after the laws were introduced.
There was also a shitton never handed in and because record keeping was so sloppy (or non-existent) they don't even know about them.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.790890 del
I would love to watch the burning of the tyres as he pulls away at speed yelling profanities at people who need to move out of his way.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.790891 del
>>790888
Some bitch jumped the queue though. I ordered before her, but she floored it where the two lanes become one. One of those times I wished I owned one of those ridiculous seppo utes with a bullbar so I could ram her little girl car and bend it in half


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.790892 del
>>790890
The dashcam cabin audio would make compelling listening.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.790893 del
>>790892
Yes they need to move. He has the right away today.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.790894 del
>>790889
Often the handguns they find on the muzzie bikies and druggies have no importation record either, so they're being smuggled in by their mates in the airports and customs.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.790895 del
*right of way


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.790896 del
I think this part is the last bit to fall out.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.790898 del
>>790864
Can cat get CBT if he's desexed?


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.790899 del
>>790867
Hehe


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.790900 del
>>790871
It likes getting stroked with two fingers. One does nothing.


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.790901 del
>>790900
Hot!


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.790902 del
>>790898
>>790900


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.790903 del
>>790839
i need your fingernails to appease satan


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.790904 del
Big wank


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.790905 del
fixed the pressure washer
it's hot outside


NEET 12/21/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.790906 del
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An Olive in a lewd dress


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.790907 del
Today is teh Summer solstice


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.790908 del
>>790907
I have my doubts.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.790909 del
Wagie neighbour back early. Day ruined.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.790910 del
>>790909
Go and fight him.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.790911 del
>>790910
Ong nigga 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.790912 del
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>>790907
I hope you have some sunflowers in your ears.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.790913 del
Supposed to be on leave today and fucking idiot boss gives my number to some cunt and says he's traveling today and to call me.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.790914 del
>>790913
If you ain't being paid good overtime hang up.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.790915 del
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128
Life sentence for the kid who leaked the GTA6 clips.
>in police protection at a Travelodge hotel, he continued hacking and carried out his most infamous hack.
>Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.790916 del
>>790914
That's not how it works in real life.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.790917 del
>>790865
>egg
>shit that cows make


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.790918 del
>>790869
Those snags are only fit for boong consumption. Homeless boongs.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.790919 del
>>790917
its mostly milk isn't it?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.790920 del
>>790887
>Paying the BILL

That's Weber's job.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.790921 del
Package is out for delivery


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.790922 del
>>790921
One day late?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.790923 del
>>790886
Shooter was male, it'll be interesting to know the genders of teh victims.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.790924 del
>>790922
2 days late. I did get that apology too. Was estimated for Dec 26 so I'm satisfied.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.790925 del
>>790923
If the screenshot posted to /pol/ is correct, they were all girls.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.790926 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.790929 del
>>790923
>>790925
Although the news is also reported he killed his own father and did a 'practice run' on a father and daughter a week earlier.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.790930 del
>>790915
That's insane. Where can one find these clips, asking for a m8.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.790931 del
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>>790930
autism defence fail


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.790932 del
went to dan's and bought a guava lamb, haven't been there in years


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.790933 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.790934 del
>>790933
and check it twice


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.790935 del
do gooner neets still get a feeling of euphoria from just a few drinks?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.790936 del
>>790935
not really


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.790937 del
I think I need a shit


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.790938 del
Who is Bill? is it webbers brother in law?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.790939 del
back on the ufo vids


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.790940 del
>>790939
Don't get spooked


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.790941 del
>>790938
Yes. ‘BIL’ morphed into Bill.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.790942 del
Shidding


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.790943 del
>>790941
nice, have they become mates?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.790944 del
>>790942
Solid log, soft serve or semi liquid spray?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.790945 del
I need to stock up on wet bussy wipes. Also need some bbq sauce, plastic cheese and salad stuff.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.790946 del
>>790944
Soft serve with chunks


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.790947 del
>>790946
So a mcflurry basically.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.790948 del
>>790943
No.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.790949 del
>>790932
Lambs are nice but I drink them way too fast. It's like drinking a bottle of wine in 20 minutes

>>790935
Yes, which leads to drinking more, and more, and more


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.790950 del
Package delivered. Can see the photo, he left it very exposed to the street. Anxious.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.790951 del
>>790950
bad home area?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.790952 del
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recovered from the lamb


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.790953 del
>>790932
Dan always welcomes back his lost sheep.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.790954 del
>>790945
Boigs for lunch?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.790955 del
>>790952
Do they still sell those bottles? Dans only lists cans.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.790956 del
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>>790912


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.790957 del
im glad we humans dont need our anal glands juiced at the vet


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.790958 del
>>790957
>need
We can still want though


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.790959 del
>>790872
Not good neet.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.790960 del
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Possum once taught the ancient egyptians the secrets of pyramid construction. In return, he exacted a terrible price from them.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.790961 del
>>790960
how many garlic breads?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.790962 del
>>790952
Wagon status?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.790963 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.790964 del
Do neets want to have an open mike night on womboflix sometime? To put another way, do you have youtube videos you'd want to share with the neetbros?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.790965 del
>>790962
The lamb knocked me out for about an hour, but now I feel almost sober.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.790967 del
>>790963
Based.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.790968 del
>>790963
What are those things on your shoe, NOOT?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.790969 del
>>790966
if they can't stop monk, what good are they?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.790970 del
>>790969
It was a different time. Monk hadn't been invented yet.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.790971 del
>>790875
18.1


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.790972 del
>>790970
>Monk hadn't been invented yet.
Is Monk real?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.790973 del
The quick silver fox jumps over the lazy IGA


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.790974 del
>>790956
That diatomaceous earth stuff was trendy on /pol/ years ago. They'd eat it and claim all sorts of benefits due to it removing parasites supposedly. Could be real, idk.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.790975 del
>>790964
No, they are always shit.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.790976 del
>>790968
The photo is from reddit.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.790977 del
>>790975
We had all of two didn't we?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.790978 del
>>790976
Oh bugger. I thought we had an openly gay NEET with effeminate fingers feeding ducks chips.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.790979 del
>>790972
Evidently not judging by the ban evasion in this thread.
He needs to make a new rule:
>Do not communicate in any way with the dead.
And start banning neets that break it.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.790980 del
>>790977
Two too many.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.790981 del
>>790979
>Do not communicate in any way with the dead.
There goes the seance I was organising...


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.790982 del
>>790978
>openly gay NEET
If only he could encourage those still in the closet.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.790983 del
Only one coffee per day from now on.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.790984 del
I got some pineapple and orange juice today.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.790985 del
Reading about serial killers on wikipedia again.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.790986 del
>>790985
I wonder if there is (or was) a Christmas killer who just murders one random person every year on Christmas for like 65 years.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.790988 del
>>790983
don't make promises you can't keep


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.790989 del
>>790988
I swear it on my virgin bussy.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.790990 del
Who do you find more annoying on youtube? Women or non-whites?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.790991 del
>>790975
I have a simple solution to that - you're not invited to the next one.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.790992 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.790993 del
>>790990
I haven't subscribed to any non-whites, but I have tried a couple of women in my fields of interest and fuck they're annoying.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.790994 del
Package has been acquired.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.790995 del
>>790992
imagine the smell


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.790996 del
>>790994
Good.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.790997 del
>>790995
Ma'am, we regret to inform you that your son, James, died of the shits.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.790998 del
>>790994
can we have a picture of your package?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.790999 del
Nobody wanted to share a tent with poor James.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.791000 del
>>790999
his friends called him jimmy brown pants


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.791001 del
>>790985
This guy, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ridgway , killed almost 50 over an approx. 15 year period, which averages out to be roughly 3 per year. Not a bad score tbh.


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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.791003 del
Falling asleep. not sure I'll make it to the gym as my trackies are all covered in cum. Might need to wash them first.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.791004 del
Got my trackies in the wash.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.791006 del
Bite marks on my leg again - whatever was biting me months ago is back. Garn have to spray around my bedroom again.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.791007 del
>>791003
I had that problem last night. Had to use a pair of cumshorts out of my laundry hamper.
Still wearing them now.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.791008 del
>>791007
Just get a bit more cum on them to even them up.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.791009 del
>>791002
I've told you before about stealing Motherbat's sewing tin.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.791010 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NTbNCezCJNM [Embed]


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.791011 del
>>791010
Terrible.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.791012 del
washed the vette
putting it into storage at 4pm


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.791013 del
Had one of the best tugs. 45min with a less than 5foot little thai with rock hard tits and a firm arse.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.791014 del
>>791013
you sure she didn't have arse implants?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.791015 del
I wish I had arse implants


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.791016 del
pineapple mondster


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.791017 del
>>791012
Why storage?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.791018 del
>>791017
the storage shed I rent, freeing up the carport for the commodore and the mountain of bullshit motherbat will no-doubt want loaded and unloaded


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.791019 del
also if you're going to steal a fancy car, why not do it while the owners are off at christmas things


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.791020 del
I might do one more direct-to-boot order before Christmas, consisting mainly of treats.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.791021 del
>>791020
you might want to act fast, noot
I bet the available slots are filling up fast for the next two days


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.791022 del
Desire to goon.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.791023 del
Kind of want to donate blood so I can find out what diseases I have and don't have


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.791024 del
>>791013
Economical tug?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.791025 del
>>791015
Your arse is fine the way it is.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.791026 del
>>791023
They won't/can't screen for everything at once.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.791027 del
>>791023
I tried to donate and got rejected. Feels bad man


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.791028 del
>>791027
Are you an AIDS faggot?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.791029 del
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>tfw no smoking-hot blonde Californian gf


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.791030 del
>>791001
Sex workers don't count.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.791031 del
>>791027
do you have aids?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.791032 del
>>791030
They're already dead on the inside


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.791034 del
>>791028
I'm not even sure the blood goes to injured people, pretty sure it's a scam and they just sell your blood to corporate medical.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.791035 del
>>791034
They truck it to Dvir's house for him to drink


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.791036 del
>>791033
We didn't see her leave the nightclub?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.791037 del
>>791021
True that, I should book one in advance today.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.791038 del
>>791033
Troubling post


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.791039 del
>>791035
Science = big pharma
Charity = charity sells it to big pharma
Victims = injured people who pay big pharma
I got tricked into joining the donor pool but removed myself


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.791040 del
>>791039
Before it reached big pharma?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.791041 del
>>791011
It is not!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.791042 del
>>791040
Yes thank God. The Mormons were onto something


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.791043 del
>>791021
>>791020
It was fucking chockers when I went to coles and Aldi before. I cracked the shits and raised my voice at a pair of boomers who blocked off access to a shelf for a solid ten minutes.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.791044 del
>>791023
I have done a fair few and found I have cytomegalovirus that way. I don't think the tests are very comprehensive. They go through so much effort asking if you fuck whores or are a man that it makes me suspect they don't test for HIV.


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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.791046 del
>>791045
TL;dR


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.791047 del
Trackies out. Hope they are dry before I need to go. Very tired today.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.791048 del
>>791044
>cytomegalovirus
This is what you get from kissing other humans


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.791049 del
>>791014
I had a good check.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.791050 del
Where is mongk?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.791051 del
back from stowing the car
had a pajeet with a white turbo on his head drive me home


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.791052 del
Sexual rape


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.791053 del
platonic rape


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.791054 del
fren zone rape


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.791055 del
>>791051
Were you racist?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.791056 del
>>791051
>white turbo
Did it make him go faster?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.791057 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.791058 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.791059 del
>>791055
no?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.791060 del
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MUMMY


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.791061 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.791062 del
>>791060
I can see her cock through that dress


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.791063 del
might have to migrate to the Cool Zone


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.791064 del
>>791062
Where?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.791065 del
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>>791064


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.791066 del
>>791058
Okay?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.791067 del
>>791062
Hot!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.791069 del
>>791066
(you) love her!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.791070 del
Weber, do you think this will be a hot summer?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.791071 del
>>791070
Hot and wet just like my bussy


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.791072 del
Been driving around the henley beach rd area. Parked infront of another tugger.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.791073 del
>>791072
Do you do any actual work these days?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.791074 del
>>791073
He's funding the Tug industry.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.791075 del
>>791064
Where her cock should be


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.791076 del
Eating many strange things


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.791077 del
I hate it when people try to stick their finger up your bum while you are trying to shit.
Sometimes it pushes the shit back in, other times it splits the poo in two.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.791078 del
>>791077
A horror and a tragedy


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.791079 del
>>791074
cruisey's probably laundering illegal mong money through tug-job shopfronts he's part owner in, driving around all days getting tugjobs is his work


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.791080 del
>>791079
Based.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.791081 del
>>791073
Split shift


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.791082 del
>>791079
I work hard.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.791083 del
>>791079
remember, monk turned down this job


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.791084 del
>>791082
You should expand it to TUG & UMM PTY LTD


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.791085 del
Didnt go in to any of them.
Would be hard to beat that other one.
She was stunning, pigtails and braces.
Like a pure porn fetish.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.791086 del
>>791084
Remedial massage therapy.
Still with 50 tip for the girls.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.791087 del
>>791083
That was a charity offer for his mum, I know she'd work for me if I guaranteed her son a job.
He'd cost more than he makes, she'd make up for it, even without getting out of the sarong.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.791088 del
>>791085
How much was the tug?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.791089 del
Mum's the word.
a helping hand

Part of the UMMpty clongomorate.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.791090 del
>>791089
Beautiful.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.791091 del
>>791081
Aren't you the boss man? Did you get rid of your workers?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.791092 del
>>791088
Normally 45, then a 50 for the tug
But i got 45min, cost 125.
She even stayed enthused after I nutted, gave me a scalp massage while the warm towel sat over my drained cock.
I thought it was all an act but (in my head) her and the other girl (not the older owner) seemed a bit bummed out when Poojeet arived as I was leaving.
I think they make the Indians pay more.
No wonder theyre always trying to haggle.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.791093 del
>>791091
Theyre casual, I have 20 odd on the payroll.
They dont all get shifts.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.791094 del
Most of them arent active. I am good at setting people up, so when I do I give the ones that clients like as many hours as possible. Means some workers miss out but clients are happy, and I pay workers pretty good.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.791095 del
Listening to little things by good charlotte.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.791096 del
>>791092
Bargain!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.791097 del
>>791092
> think they make the Indians pay more.
Hilarious


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.791098 del
>>791097
The turbos cost more.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.791099 del
>>791098
Came so hard me turban fell off and rolled across the room.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.791100 del
I'm going to be up all night cleaning the house and then driving to Motherbat's at 5am.
I have put the Cool Zone on 17 degrees and shut the doors to cool down that end of the house.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.791101 del
Every fucking surface in every fucking room has fucking plaster dust on it.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.791102 del
>>791101
Bill was thorough, nobody can say otherwise


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.791103 del
>>791099
Sounds sikh


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.791105 del
>>791101
B I L L E D


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.791106 del
>>791102
>>791105
What even are drop sheets or vacuum sanding attachments


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.791107 del
Cruisey signed me up and didn't give me any shifts once.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.791108 del
>>791092
>make the Indians pay more
Kek.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.791109 del
>>791104
>[X]


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.791110 del
>>791109
You don't need to kiss me
A hug O is fine


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.791111 del
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MERRY BOONGMAS TO ALL THE NEETS
(Don't forget to leave some unleaded under the tree for me)


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.791112 del
>>791111
Cheers wizzy.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.791113 del
>>791111
Thank you, Wizzy.
Have a good Christmas.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.791115 del
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I hate it when I'm constipated and the solid shit presses against my prostate and I'm trying to evict the little bastard before it makes me cum but my ring can't expand fast enough and so I bleed from the effort yet still end up cumming on the tiles and I can't help but straighten my legs as all this happens but that changes the position of the poo which makes the pain worse so I wince and try to stand up to get away from it and fuck my rectum up more while cumming down the wall.


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>>791115


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.791117 del
>>791114
Imagine the backache.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.791118 del
>>791111
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.791119 del
>>791115
Ghost busters!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.791120 del
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>>791115


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.791121 del
>>791120
That's the ghost.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.791122 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.791124 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.791126 del
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@Monk
You need a project like this


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.791127 del
>>791111
I'll leave matches besides it and I'm down at the pub christmas arvo.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.791128 del
>>791127
A kind gesture.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.791129 del
>>791111
Merry Christmas wizzy


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.791130 del
>>791126
I am gonna attempt to scrape realestate.com.au for rentals that fit my criteria and have a discord bot post them in a channel. Problem is its a React website so I can't scrape it like you normally would, might have to reverse engineer their GraphQL API instead, or just use selenium or similar


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.791131 del
been shitting all day


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.791132 del
no concentration or focus anymore, I need to get back on the dexies


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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.791134 del
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Smug Debicki.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.791135 del
>>791131
It's been escaping from you.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.791136 del
>>791111
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.791137 del
>>791002
Those are good.
Any left?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.791138 del
>tfw still no Christmas css


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She has a nice mixture of Slavic and British features.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.791140 del
>>791138
Why not use last years?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.791141 del
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Her sister is also pretty.


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>>791140
To use the new OC.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.791143 del
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🐸


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.791144 del
>>791138
You might get a Cringemass miracle.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.791145 del
Thanks Monk.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.791146 del
>>791143
>Mike Ma
Should've gotten the BAP thesis.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.791147 del
Based monk.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.791148 del
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I wonder how powerful French-Jewish magic is compared to boong magic?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.791149 del
Off to the gym.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.791150 del
>>791143
The sculpt with never die.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.791151 del
>>790876
>>790875
Monk.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.791152 del
>>791149
What muscles are you muscling? I just ate 1500 calories. Digesting before I go. Need to add something to my back day in place of lat pulldowns, I have never been doing them correctly and barely feel it.

>>791150
It is getting grotty though. Cum keyboard.

>>791151
Roger


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.791153 del
>>791152
>Cum keyboard.
It'll survive a thousand loads.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.791154 del
>>791152
do bridges


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.791155 del
>>791153
some strains are too powerful, even for it


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.791156 del
>>791143
Mike ma is at least interesting


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.791157 del
>>791155
Trust the sculpt.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.791158 del
>>791152
>What muscles are you muscling?
Alternating between the squat/bench and deadlift/OHP at the moment. Just trying to get back into the swing of it. I'm going to make the new year the start of my new programme. We shall see how long it lasts...


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>>791158
It'll be the year of the wagon. Trust the plan.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.791160 del
>Thinking about the extreme cleaning underway


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.791161 del
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Replace relevant part of the custom.css with the contents of the txt file. Best keep a backup of the original content.css.
Note: I changed a bit how he wears the hat.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.791162 del
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good morning saar
i want to rent your toilet yes


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.791163 del
Imagine the harumphing at Bill that is currently happening.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.791164 del
>>791162
>rectal problem in Australia


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.791165 del
>>791162
Morning neet.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.791166 del
>>791162
Sir crams 10 or more in a one bedroom unit.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.791167 del
>>791163
Significant harumphing


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.791168 del
>>791165
good morning neet
kind of a sad mood after yesterday


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.791169 del
>>791168
If only the Czech Hunter got to him first.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.791170 del
>>791169
lol
i used to laugh at americans but the guy lived like 5 mins from me and i know people who go to that uni


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.791171 del
>>791170
That's not good.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.791172 del
>>791170
You're still safe and that's what matters to me.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.791173 del
Jiggly cellulite skanks on the train.


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>>791159
It'll be the year of the flagon. Trust the plan.


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>>791161


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.791176 del
Struggling to get through this latest Transformers moofie. Only 15 minutes in, about an hour and a half to go.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.791177 del
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>>791175


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.791178 del
>>791175
Good luck Gordon.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.791179 del
Might starve to death when the shops close for Christmas.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.791180 del
>>791164
well bantered


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.791181 del
I hope webby's cleaned up his house. All that dust must be bad for his lungs.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.791182 del
>>791181
He should get monk to help.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.791183 del
What conspiracy theories are actually underated neets? For examples, should we be taking contrails seriously? What about all those occult societies like the ones Crowely was in?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.791184 del
>>791179
You can come around to my place for dindins neet.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.791185 del
>>791183
Weber is the BO


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>>791185
I knew it all along


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.791187 del
>>791185
I've long suspected this deep down.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.791188 del
>>791185
I knew it!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.791189 del
Strong desire to goon. Can feel autopilot engaging.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.791190 del
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>>791189
Just once won't hurt m8. You'll be getting on the wagon on Jan 1st anyway.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.791191 del
Neets I have decided to make a bonsai.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.791192 del
>>791191
bonsai kitten?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.791193 del
Made myself angry by going on linkedin. Increased desire to goon.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.791194 del
>>791193
>Made myself angry
many such cases


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.791195 del
>>791193
I got three heinekens and a 45g pack of red rocks chillis. Got pissed off because the 5k i ran earlier which I tracked with a different app won't sync to strava.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.791196 del
>>791185
I believe this.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.791197 del
Dan, what should I drink on Christmas day? Looking for something nice that can be shared.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.791198 del
its the summer solstice btw bros


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.791199 del
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>When he was in his early 20s, Charles Darwin led an active life of travel and exploration that culminated in the 5-year voyage on the Beagle. But by the age of 28, he began to experience attacks of fear and soon moved with his wife to a country house in Kent. Until his death in 1882 at 73, Darwin suffered attacks of severe anxiety, often accompanied by heart palpitations, shortness of breath, feelings of impending doom, hysterical crying, and severe nausea and vomiting. He also had frequent feelings of depersonalization, which he described as "treading on air and vision." Moreover, he dreaded leaving his house.

Turns out Charlie was one of us.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.791200 del
Gym sesh going reasonably well.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.791201 del
>>791199
Edward Dutton has talked about this. Newton was basically an autistic neet.


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>>791200
what lifts you hitting?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.791203 del
Wage off, boongery. Hard.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.791204 del
Heard English Dan on the radio on the way home.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.791205 del
>>791203
what standards and how many cones?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.791206 del
>>791205
4 cones and a cup.
Cup is about 4 standards with coke.
It's a nutribullet cup, I don't know how much that is.
Around 400ml I think.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.791207 del
>>791198
Based.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.791208 del
>>791199
Ptsd is bullshit.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.791209 del
>>791206
Sounds nutritious.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.791210 del
Looking forward to Christmas.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.791211 del
>>791185
It makes sense.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.791212 del
>>791111
Good cunt


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.791213 del
>>791100
So now you're there for Christmas.
Fucking Bill.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.791214 del
Lifted.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.791215 del
>>791199
hes just like me fr

>>791200
Mine did not. Up in lifts but the lat pushdowns I tried to do didn't feel right. While I was doing my dumbbell shrugs these two young guys were slapping each other in the face to prepare for chest pressing.

>>791195
Woe

>>791206
You're increasing my desire.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.791216 del
If I was Reichsführer-SS I'd have guys go through and shoot all the nasty looking bad-homes on the trains. Proper deros always have a nasty look to them.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.791217 del
>>791215
>>791215
I found it helpful to think more with my elbows, of driving them down and back a bit.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.791218 del
>>791217
The resistance path of the cable felt off. I'll try the adjustable height one next time.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.791219 del
I am so SICK of sweating onto my computer mouse


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.791220 del
>>791219
Sit a chux on it.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.791221 del
>>791213
No, tomorrow we’re taking Sweaty to the boarding kennel and Sunday I’m bringing her back here. Just finished setting up her new bed. I’ll help her make it on Sunday.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.791222 del
Feet are hurting


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>>791222


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.791224 del
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Have a blessed weekend everyone!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.791225 del
>>791224
So as you.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.791226 del
>>791223
I wish I could go outside and plunge my bare feet into snow


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.791227 del
>>791215
On my 10th ish stando. Pretty much sober.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.791228 del
>>791221
It's good that she has a bed. Hope they treat sweaty right.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.791229 del
Willie Nelson and sweating


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.791230 del
Going to read my books in bed.
Goodnight boongs


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.791231 del
>>791230
Sleep tight


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.791232 del
>>791226
We don't have snow anymore. And +10C weather is coming up.
Although they say it will be snowing tomorrow.

>>791230
Night fella.


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>>791232
do you rate dominik?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.791234 del
>>791233
I'm hearing he's an excellent player, especially on the level of Hungary. They rate his quality is close to Puskás'
He is the captain of the national team, played for German teams, Liverpool bought him, and plays in first team, occasionally the whole 90 minutes. Scored goals for them, not sure how many.
I think he is very good.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.791235 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.791236 del
morning bros
>>791235
morning neeto


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.791237 del
>>791235
>>791236
mording
made it to victor


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.791238 del
>>791161
Now we just need a BO to install it


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.791239 del
>>791238
it's been installed, refresh the page


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.791240 del
>>791239
The boong has updated, but nothing else has?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.791241 del
I thought there would be festive colours and falling snowflakes and candy canes


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.791242 del
>>791240
Did they do anything else? I might add a few contributions of my own later.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.791243 del
>>791236
>>791237
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.791244 del
>>791242
I don't believe so. Also the boong isn't the hat modified boong Big Fella posted here >>791161


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.791245 del
>>791241
Do any of the tug joints have those festivities?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.791246 del
>>791245
I don't know? I am not Horndog


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.791247 del
Fug Santa. Might be nordy later.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.791248 del
I bet cruisey bans christmas decorations in his tug joints because he's a communist.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.791249 del
>>791247
Hot!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.791250 del
>>791246
Find out for us please, especially an eTug UMM PTY LTD establishment.


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>>791248
He tried to get me to wank him off under the missile toad


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.791252 del
>>791251
Lucky bugger.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.791253 del
Rape morning


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.791254 del
Gape morning


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.791255 del
Bake morning


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i did a masturbation this morning


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.791257 del
might skip breakfast and have some choc chip cookies instead


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.791259 del
>>791257
>cookies


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.791261 del
>>791256
You filthy bugger


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.791263 del
Part two is just falling out of me.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.791264 del
Is today Christmas?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.791265 del
>>791264
no, monday is


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.791266 del
>>791265
A positive development


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.791268 del
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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.791269 del
Morning horndogs


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.791270 del
>>790906
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two pan shits
And an Olive in a lewd dress


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.791271 del
>>791268
Handsome Christmas fella.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.791272 del
>>791269
Good morning NEET.


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>>791270
>my true love gave to me
>Two pan shits
This acceptance is a good step forward.


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NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.791275 del
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>>791274


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.791276 del
Horny


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.791277 del
>>791251
Did that neet ever get his copy of battletoads?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.791278 del
Feel sick. Think I might vomit.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.791279 del
Bought some deodorent for the first time in years. The position of big stinky bro is now vacant, I expect many applicants.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.791281 del
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Good morning my boong children.

Todays list includes gym (cardio), washing the car, applying to 3 jobs, quick grocery run, tidying up my office, and making a start on a new programming project.

What doing?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.791283 del
>>791281
Good morning. My list is to do the dishes, vacuum, wank and nap. About to get started on the wank.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.791284 del
>>791281
Monk: >>791282


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.791285 del
>>791281
good work! Would you mind cleaning my bathroom and toilet while you're doing things? Thanks mate. I'll be lying on my bed watching youtube and eating chocolate all day.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.791286 del
>he destroyed ash's business
What a surprise. No wonder he has been posting here so much, there are no customers left.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.791287 del
>>791285
Make sure to offer him some chocolates only to then refuse when he accepts. The satisfaction of depriving and disappointing him will make them taste better.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.791290 del
>>791285
I would do it only out of pity, you filthy Gordon.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.791291 del
>>791290
My kitchen too. And make sure you clean out the rubbish that's fallen down behind the bins.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.791293 del
>>791292
either a big breakkie burger or a mighty mcmuffin. Actually, one of each please.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.791294 del
>>791292
18.1


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.791297 del
>>791294
the fat alcho #BO is sleeping bitch. cope.
User was banned for being a poof


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.791299 del
>>791295
>>791297
>>791298
Kill 'em, Monk!


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.791300 del
>>791297
You are fat.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.791301 del
>>791300
He revealed himself to be morbidly obese in that tv reflection lol. He is just malding that monk still has a nice muscular figure despite the drinking and boonging.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.791302 del
>>791281
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.791303 del
Dropped Sweaty at the kennel. Missing her already.
Had a pepper pie. Having a stdout.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.791304 del
>>791303
Good work NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.791305 del
>>791303
Did you sleep?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.791306 del
>>791305
not really


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.791307 del
Haven't eaten a thing in 3 or 4 days. Severely constipated, no appetite.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.791308 del
>>791303
She'll be fine mate. Try to relax a bit.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.791309 del
>>791307
Get some triple dare into you


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.791310 del
>>791307
>>791308


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.791311 del
So horny, went to a legit tug shop by accident.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.791312 del
>>791237
Victorious!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.791313 del
>>791309
I propose we make this neet a cocktail of white monster, triple dare, and metamucil.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.791314 del
>>791268
Stupid bitch


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:29 [Preview] No.791315 del
>>791279
It's been a solid month since I've showered.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.791316 del
might teach myself spring boot framework today


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.791317 del
>>791311
High price?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.791318 del
>>791314
She is not. Please be nice. It's Christmas.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.791319 del
>>791286
>>791299
Aw shucks, I missed another tantrum.

>>791301
Kek


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.791320 del
Might drop a clogger while she visits the neighbours.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.791321 del
Why did they call it a bladder and not a wee wee stomach?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.791322 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=70-_GBymrck [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.791323 del
>>791314
Nasty neet.
No oily Olive Christmas wanks for (you).


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.791324 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=70-_GBymrck [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.791325 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kUYzuAJeg3M [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.791326 del
Having a second, slightly smaller, glass of stdout.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.791327 del
>>791326
You've earnt it webby. Have another one after this.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.791328 del
>>791313
Sounds explosive.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.791329 del
>>791327
There is no more. It was a solitary longneck. I will have two glasses of wine with dinner this evening. I daren't drink more with the level of police activity this weekend.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.791330 del
>>791320
You should go with her and do it over there.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.791331 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.791332 del
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>She seems like the type of girl that you'd like to bring home and foster a loving relationship based on mutual respect and admiration.
>Also, her pussy is super hot


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.791333 del
[X]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.791334 del
>>791331
She looks like she is on drugs


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.791335 del
>>791329
>I daren't drink more with the level of police activity this weekend.
Where are you driving tonight?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.791336 del
>>791335
I'm not, I am driving early tomorrow.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.791337 del
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Me on the right.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.791338 del
>>791337
You played with James Bond's testicles a little bit once.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.791339 del
>>791338
Both of them did.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.791340 del
>tfw never got to play with James Bonds testicles


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.791341 del
>>791336
So you can safely goon the day away then


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.791342 del
>>791341
No.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.791343 del
>>791340
they were shaven, not stirred


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.791344 del
(456.60 KB 397x669 ethiopian.png)


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.791345 del
>>791317
Cheap, but now my arse hurts.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.791346 del
>>791343
Moderately bantered.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.791347 del
>>791329
Coopers?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.791348 del
(2.61 MB 4000x3000 17032974375053619040975830043012.jpg)


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.791350 del
>>791348
Bill approved?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.791351 del
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Me on the left


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.791352 del
>>791348
Didn't know they made Ethiopian food.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.791353 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.791354 del
>>791347
Nah, coppers.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.791355 del
Gonna go throw some bricks off an overpass


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.791356 del
>>791353
Dirty poo cunt giving rape a bad name.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.791357 del
>>791355
Corvette?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.791358 del
>>791357
I try to hit the ambulances and police cars.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.791359 del
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One woman not enough


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.791360 del
>>791352
Thats a pie floater, in pea and ham soup.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.791361 del
>>791351
You've got a really big nose.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.791362 del
>>791361
He is related to tiffo.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.791363 del
Looking swole in my blue polo
Off to mog jeets at the shops


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.791364 del
>>791363
The pajeets at my gym can't lift for shit. It is odd that they lift so often but don't get anywhere with it.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.791365 del
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>>791363
>Looking swole in my blue polo
iktf bro


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.791366 del
>>791364
they are probably capable of poos the size of which no white arse can match


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.791369 del
Desire to goon. Just feels festive.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.791370 del
Back from Dans, packed of course, as I was being served they asked if I had a membership card and I said no. Just as I said that the lady who just got served leaned over and said use mine which they did so that saved me $3 or so then she wished me a merry christmas, not used to people being nice to me.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.791371 del
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>>791369
It's just once a year mate, it won't hurt.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.791372 del
>>791370
she wants your big neet dick


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.791373 del
>>791369
...and 1 minute later:
>>791370
Fast work, neet.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.791374 del
>>791371
Thanks Dan.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.791375 del
>>791373
Our gooners move fast.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.791376 del
>>791375
It's either the slow or the gooned.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.791377 del
>>791370
Gooner unity


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.791378 del
Home but it's hot and I have indigestion and I'm a bit sleepy.
Nap time, then goon.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.791379 del
>>791378
Solid boong planning.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.791380 del
Sex and Candy is a very catchy tune.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.791381 del
nap time


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.791382 del
>>791381
You stole my nap!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.791383 del
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>>791382
The sleepy neet naps when he wants, while the wagie works as he must.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.791384 del
morning
I puked at work because of some pickles (and a shitload of beer)
the coworkers cleaned after me
now I feel like shit because they were so nice about the whole thing


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.791385 del
I timed my puking pretty damn well but the first bathroom was taken and by the time I got to the second bathroom I couldn't hold it anymore


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.791386 del
>>791384
>>791385
Afternoon International Cruisey.

Do you goon often at work?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.791387 del
>>791384
Some people live just to help others. They need you, and to clean up after you, just to give their empty lives meaning.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.791388 del
>>791386
every time
>>791387
it's not that
we're like a family there
if someone has money, he will lend to whoever is in need
if someone does a fuckup we're all covering up
we're eating at the same table and we force everybody to eat
we're sharing smokes whenever we don't have any left
when someone is going to whores we're all going to whores (mergem sa dam la muie)


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.791389 del
>>791384
Morning neet, do you get Christmas break off or do you have to work?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.791390 del
>>791388
>every time
Keep it up.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.791391 del
>>791388
Sounds like a pretty good place to work.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.791392 del
>>791382
I had a good nap, thanks.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.791393 del
Adelaide water is very heavily chlorinated.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.791394 del
>>791392
I didn't.
International cruisey would share his nap and whores with me.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.791395 del
>>791394
He would take advantage of you while you slept.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.791396 del
>>791394
He would maintain the boong cycle while you slept.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.791397 del
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OK NEETS, TIS THE SEASON TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH! HO FOR IT! HO HO HO!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.791398 del
>>791388
>when someone is going to whores we're all going to whores (mergem sa dam la muie)
UMM workplace culture.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.791399 del
>>791398
I hope they're economical and can be written off as a tax deduction.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.791400 del
>>791397
38 to go. Still too early.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.791401 del
Wanking.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.791402 del
>>791400
maybe arnie's had too much to drink


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.791403 del
What's wrong with the post count?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.791404 del
>>791399
I used to get a shrink/masseuse/aromatherapist for our EAP at one herder Co.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.791405 del
>>791395
I'm sure he'd put things back like he found them.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.791406 del
>>791398
does cruisey pay for each mong to get his own whore, or do they all have to share a single whore?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.791409 del
>>791406
Mongs share. Herders get their own.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.791410 del
Every mong is a whore, under the right circumstances.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.791411 del
>>791405
I'm sure things would be left in a gaped state


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.791412 del
>>791409
3 mongs to a whore?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.791413 del
>>791405
If he is sober enough to use the staple gun properly.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.791414 del
The festive feeling just keeps increasing.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.791415 del
>>791414
>festive feeling
that's your blood alcohol level


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.791417 del
>>791416
I think there was a Christmas Dan


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.791418 del
Santa Dan best Dan


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.791419 del
Lamb shoulder in the oven.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.791420 del
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>>791417
There are many Dans.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.791421 del
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>>791419
taters and gravy too?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.791422 del
Been home 2hrs. Not really feeling it but you know.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.791423 del
might do some late night shopping at coles tonight


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.791424 del
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>>791422


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.791425 del
>>791421
I think there's a bag of chip/wedges that I'll put in the airfryer.
Might just let it go cold, it's too hot for roast.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.791426 del
>>791423
No you won't


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.791427 del
>>791424
Yeah.. You know. I know you know.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.791428 del
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Posting my rarest Dan, because it's the festive season, so why not.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.791429 del
>>791428
REEEEEEEEEEE it's watermarked


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.791430 del
>>791429
I bet you tried to save it, didn't you? You can always tell the ones from bad homes.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.791431 del
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Fuck it
Garn


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.791433 del
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OK, MAYBE IT'S CHOPPAH TIME THIS TIME?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.791434 del
CUM KEYBOARD


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.791435 del
>>791359
I'm not entirely convinced that was a woman.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.791436 del
fin


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.791437 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.791438 del
>>791380
DIG IT


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.791439 del
>>791438
Perfect reply


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.791440 del
>>791431
Me too

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>>791260
>>791260
>>791260
>>791260
Edited last time by imissfather on 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:57.


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