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NEET General #777 - Christmas Tree Edition NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No. 791260
Do you have a Christmas tree this year neets, or just childhood memories of one?

OLD: >>790257


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.791262 del
How?


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.791267 del
Over 100 posts left.
Too soon.


NEET 12/22/2023 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.791280 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.791367 del
Way too soon. Stop being a fucking retard.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.791368 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.791407 del
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>>791368
If both nuro and iga are banned, why does iga keep posting complaining that nuro is posting?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.791408 del
I'm wondering if monk deleted lots of posts and that threw off my post counter.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.791432 del
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Ok neets, ausneets is getting a Christmas tree this year. I'd like you all to put a present under it - post an image of the present you're giving, and optionally the neet giving it to, and I will put it under tree.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.791442 del
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No womboflix movie tonight. Tomorrow night will be Gremlins (1984),about a young man who inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.

On Christmas we have Bad Santa (2003), about an alcoholic santa/professional thief.

Then on Wednesday, we will be showing the highly rated animated revenge series Blue Eye Samurai (2023) - this is not anime.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.791443 del
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>>791432
Buying this for Cruisey
From: all the boys


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.791444 del
>>791407
Because IGA is sucking Monks cock and Monk has dead alcoholic brother monk did nothing to save.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.791445 del
>>791408
Monk is deleting many posts. He has gone full chickenigger (who is still likely a vol)


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.791446 del
IGA is bearable when Nuro isn't around. I barely even notice him

>>791444
Pillbrained


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.791447 del
>>791443
Someone else should get him a voucher for a remedial massage.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.791448 del
>>791446
It shouldn't be noticeable at all.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.791449 del
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>>791432
I'm gonna shit under the tree and drink all the goon presents then throw the tree in the fire.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.791450 del
>>791449
Baste.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.791451 del
>>791446
Bull fucking shit. IGA rained a storm of shit on imissfather and his made his life hell for like two years and caused him retire board ownership. Now he is getting a free pass cause monk has some silly beef with nuro. Never ever forget what IGA did to this board.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.791452 del
>>791407
>>791444
>>791445
>>791451

See >>791367
>Stop being a fucking retard


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.791453 del
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I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass,
I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass.
Alright, don't touch me
I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass,
I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.791454 del
>>791389
I'm working on the first day of christmas and on the new year eve
so no


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.791455 del
>>791391
I'm not working there unless I get bored


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.791456 del
>>791442
>Bad Santa (2003)
The woman there is Lauren Graham. She plays Lorelai Gilmore in Gilmore Girls.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.791457 del
>>791442
>No womboflix moofie tonight.
I got Saltburn to get me through tonight.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.791458 del
>>791453
Literally my body type. She looks like that monster from the monsters film.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.791459 del
>>791458
That moofie is on tomorrow night.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.791460 del
>>791454
Do you have Christmas on the 25th or something different due to Orthodoxy?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.791461 del
>>791443
that's very thoughtful of you neet, I wonder what it would be like unwrapping that in front of your parents


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.791462 del
Wondering what the ratio of negress to white sex dolls sold is


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.791463 del
>>791459
No, Mike Wazowski.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.791464 del
>>791347
It was.

>>791348
Get out.

>>791363
You look good, NEET.

>>791378
I had a big sleep. Motherbat woke me for tendie boigs.

>>791443
Slightly used.

>>791453
Hot!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.791465 del
>>791464
>Slightly used.
We wouldn't want him to be disappointed by a defective product after all.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.791466 del
>>791464
>Slightly used.
Pre-loved - all of the neets had to try it out before we gave it to cruisey, to make sure it was worthy of him. It'll be ok so long as he remembers to wash it.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.791467 del
>>791464
>Motherbat woke me for tendie boigs.
Lucky NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.791468 del
>>791461
My parents spent all our present money on crack and would spend christmas day cleaning the house and breaking things.
Then we would watch some other family eat dinner through their window since all the food money went towards crack too.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.791469 del
>>791468
I bet it helped keep you slim


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.791470 del
>>791468
>Then we would watch some other family eat dinner
Which meal is your favourite?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.791471 del
>>791469
They called me boney bob at school


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.791472 del
>>791470
One time I saw a family eat turkey with gravy and strawberry cake but my dad started banging on the window with his cock when the wife got up from her chair and we had to run away before they called the police.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.791473 del
>>791472
>we had to run away before they called the police.
Shame.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.791474 del
>>791472
It's the memories we treasure, long after the food is gone.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.791475 del
>>791474
Well bantered NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.791476 del
AI sucks

Weber the red-nosed man,
Had a nose that shone so bright.
With a glow that lit up the land,
And guided travelers through the night.

All of the other men,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Weber join in,
On any of their manly games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
'Weber with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?'

Then all the men were amazed,
As Weber took the lead.
His nose cut through the foggy haze,
And Santa's sleigh picked up speed.

From that day on, Weber was known,
As the man with a special glow.
No longer an outcast, but a hero,
His nose a symbol of Christmas' show.

So here's to Weber, the red-nosed man,
Whose light shines so bright.
He may not be a reindeer,
But he guides us through the night.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.791477 del
>>791476
>AI sucks
You have to make the prompts appear so they are not at all negative.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.791478 del
>>791476
That's not what happened at all.
He got us lost and we had to eat most of the other neets to survive until we could find our way back and nobody got presents that year.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.791479 del
>>791478
>we had to eat most of the other neets
>nobody got presents that year.
Are you sure the NEETs weren't the presents?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.791480 del
>>791442
No problemo Weber I'll be watching the rest of that shitty Transformers moofie tonight anyway. Because even that'll be better than putting up with yet another of its tantrums.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.791481 del
>>791478
Weber had always been a mischievous elf. He loved playing pranks and causing a little chaos in the North Pole. But this year, his antics went too far and caused a disaster that would change Christmas forever.

It all started on a cold winter night, just a few days before Christmas. Weber was on his usual route, delivering presents to the good children of the world. But instead of following the map and directions given by Santa, Weber decided to take a shortcut. He thought it would be fun to explore a new path and maybe find some hidden treasures along the way.

But as he ventured deeper into the unknown territory, Weber realized he was lost. He had no idea where he was or how to get back to the North Pole. Panic started to set in as he realized he had strayed too far and there was no way he could make it back in time for Christmas.

Feeling guilty and scared, Weber remembered the survival skills he had learned from the other elves. He knew that food and shelter were the most important things in a situation like this. So, he started looking for a place to stay for the night and some food to eat.

After wandering for hours, Weber came across a group of NEETs (Not Employed, in Education, or Training) who were also lost in the same area. They were a motley crew of misfits who had run away from their homes and were trying to survive in the wilderness.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.791482 del
Weber, being a resourceful elf, convinced the NEETs to join forces with him. He promised them food and shelter in exchange for their help in finding their way back to the North Pole. The NEETs, being hungry and cold, agreed to the deal.

As they searched for food, the group stumbled upon a herd of reindeer. Weber, being a skilled hunter, managed to catch one of them and the group cooked it for their dinner. However, they soon realized that the reindeer would not be enough to feed all of them for long.

Desperate to survive, Weber came up with a chilling solution – they would have to eat the other NEETs. At first, the group was horrified by the idea, but as days went by and food became scarce, they had no choice but to turn on each other.

Meanwhile, back at the North Pole, Santa and the other elves were frantically searching for Weber. But it wasn't until detective Detergent Jones arrived on the scene that they realized something was seriously wrong.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.791483 del
>>791476
very good


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.791484 del
Jones was an expert detective who had solved countless mysteries in the North Pole. He quickly pieced together the clues and realized that Weber had gone missing and was most likely the cause of the chaos.

With the help of his trusty reindeer, Jones set out to find Weber and the missing NEETs. After days of searching, they finally found them, but it was too late. The NEETs had already been consumed and Weber was on the brink of starvation.

Jones managed to bring Weber back to the North Pole, where he was scolded by Santa and the other elves for his foolish actions. As a punishment, Weber was banned from participating in Christmas activities and was tasked with helping Jones solve the mystery behind the missing NEETs.

In the end, Jones discovered the truth and Weber was forced to face the consequences of his actions. Christmas was saved, but the North Pole was left with a dark stain on its reputation. From that day on, Weber learned to be more responsible and think before he acted. And as for the NEETs, they were never seen or heard from again, leaving the North Pole and its inhabitants to wonder what had truly happened to them.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.791485 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.791486 del
came twice


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.791487 del
>>791484
Nothing gets past detective Jones.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.791488 del
>>791456
That's nice dear.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.791490 del
Longneck acquired. Angry. Upset about some family drama.
Hope this long neck quenches my desire to goon, don't wanna be at gook ladies later, God forbid I'm taxed tomorrow. Feeling restless though.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.791491 del
>>791490
Are you having Christmas with your two Mummybots?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.791492 del
>>791489
>don't wanna be at gook ladies later
Say it quickly.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.791493 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.791494 del
>>791462
(((They))) would tell you it's a lot more than what it really is.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.791495 del
>>791491
No, but I will text my Mum on the day
Haven't spoken to her in a few months


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.791496 del
>>791495
>Haven't spoken to her in a few months
Hot!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.791497 del
>>791487
Detective Detergent Jones was known throughout the city as the best detective around. His sharp wit and keen eye for detail always led to solving even the most complex of cases. His catchphrase, 'Nothing gets past detective Jones,' had become a household saying, as everyone knew that if anyone could solve a mystery, it was him.
One day, a strange case fell onto Detergent's desk. The owner of a local diner had called in a panic, claiming that someone had pooped in their frying pan. The diner owner, Mr. Smith, was beside himself, unable to understand who would do such a disgusting thing.
Detergent arrived at the diner and was immediately hit with the foul smell of feces. He approached Mr. Smith, who was looking pale and nauseous. 'What happened here, Mr. Smith?' Detergent asked, trying not to let the smell get to him.
'I have no idea, detective. I closed up the diner last night and everything was clean. When I came in this morning, I found the poop in the frying pan. I don't understand who would do such a thing,' Mr. Smith explained, still looking green.


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.791499 del
Detergent surveyed the scene, taking note of any possible clues. He noticed that the back door was slightly ajar, and there were muddy footprints leading from the door to the frying pan. Detergent's detective instincts kicked in, and he knew he had to follow the footprints.
The footprints led Detergent to a nearby park, where he found a homeless man sleeping on a bench. He woke the man up and asked him if he knew anything about the poop in the frying pan. The homeless man denied any involvement, but Detergent noticed a small piece of paper sticking out of the man's pocket.
He pulled out the paper and discovered it was a receipt from the diner, with a note scribbled on the back that read, 'Thanks for the dinner, Smith.' Detergent knew he had found his culprit.
He brought the homeless man back to the diner and confronted him. The man, whose name was Charlie, confessed to the crime. He explained that he had been hungry and saw the back door of the diner was unlocked. He snuck in and cooked himself a meal, but before leaving, he had to use the bathroom and saw the frying pan.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.791500 del
Detergent couldn't believe it. He had solved the mystery of who pooped in the frying pan. Mr. Smith was relieved to have an answer and thanked Detergent for his quick thinking and detective skills.
As Detergent was leaving the diner, Mr. Smith asked him, 'How did you know it was him, detective?'
Detergent smiled and replied, 'Nothing gets past detective Jones.'
From that day on, the case of the pooped frying pan was known as one of Detergent Jones' greatest and most bizarre cases. And his catchphrase became even more famous throughout the city.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.791501 del
A NEET was barely noticed once.


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.791504 del
>>791488
Oh-kay?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.791505 del
Cruising at 22mb/s. I've never seen it go this fast. It normally tops out at around half that.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.791506 del
>>791503
You're giving me a desire. Can you still play steam games offline? I wonder if paradox has some gay login/check thing. My PC has no wifi card.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.791508 del
>>791507
Did he catch much?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.791509 del
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>>791501
Good survival tactic


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.791510 del
>>791505
I name you cruise neet!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.791511 del
>>791508
People flocked to his show to win ballpoint pens and 3 star holidays he didn't need to catch anyone.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.791513 del
>>791511
>ballpoint pens
I hope you get a nice one for Christmas NEET. I will put one under the Christmas tree >>791432
From: The Gen.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.791514 del
>>791507
I caught a ferry to Taronga Zoo with him in 1997.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.791515 del
>>791513
You have to post an image or SantaNEET isn't putting it under the tree


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.791516 del
>>791506
Yeah, obviously offline is SP only but you can play it.


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>>791432
For >>791511
From: The Gen.


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.791519 del
>>791517
The Anne Frank special


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.791520 del
>>791519
I picked it up for a bargain too.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.791521 del
>>791518
I'm not putting that under the tree neet, she'll eat all the kfc


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.791525 del
>>791524
Those don't strike me as nuro posts at all.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.791526 del
>>791525
It's barely noticeable.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.791527 del
Any recommendations for a bottle of red ~$20-30? It will be a Christmas gift. I don't know anything more specific about the recipient.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.791528 del
>>791526
The first one even used an apostrophe - that can't be a nuro post.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.791529 del
>>791527
19 Crimes, the one with snoop dogg


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.791531 del
Wish I was back in the 2000s


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.791532 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.791533 del
Finished my long neck.
Desire!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.791534 del
>>791529
>19 Crimes tells the true story of rulebreakers who beat the odds, overcame adversity and went on to become folk heroes in their society.
>This spirit lives on today through innovators and culture creators ...A leader in contemporary pop culture
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_157777/19-crimes-snoop-dogg-cali-red
🤮


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.791536 del
>>791529
Hmmm, she'd be offended by there being a black man on the bottle.
>>791530
Cheers mate.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.791537 del
>>791442
Endchan X-mas Special marathon all day on 26th. Not sure when it starts yet, have to organize crap.
Might add Toys and Satans Little Helper to the usual stuff (such as Fat Al Kwanzaa, Al Bundy, Die Hard...).


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.791538 del
>>791521
She is the kfc.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.791539 del
came thrice


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.791540 del
>>791537
Your 26th or our 26th? I can move our Wednesday tv to avoid clashing with the marathon.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.791541 del
>>791539
That's enough.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.791542 del
>>791525
It isn't, but retards gonna retard.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.791543 del
>>791541
Yep, I'm not even feeling up for a fourth though I've managed as many as six.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.791544 del
>>791540
Wednesday is 27th evening for you. It's 27th morning for me. Not yet know when the marathon ends.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.791545 del
>>791502
You keep posting the same shit.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.791546 del
>>791528
Then who could it be?
I have been assured that no other poster was causing trouble.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.791547 del
@Weber

Do you believe in life after love?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.791548 del
>>791546
This is IGA: >>791547


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.791549 del
>>791512
Keeping it for themselves/friends or selling on teh black market I wonder.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.791550 del
>>791460
still 25th


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.791553 del
Going in to see Dr Dan.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.791554 del
>>791548
>causing trouble
Fuck off retard


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.791555 del
>>791521
she can have all my meat, if you know what I mean


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.791556 del
>>791553
grab a bottle of absinthe for me


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.791557 del
You're not worth my time.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.791558 del
garn do some late night shopping neets, you want anything?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.791559 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.791560 del
Where is mongk?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.791561 del
Just acquired 15
Laughing for no reason


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.791562 del
>>791560
How can I help?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.791563 del
>>791558
One qt thanks.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.791564 del
>>791558
I want you to post the haul just to spite this SOAB >>791426


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.791565 del
Consumed a ginger beer.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.791566 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DpUOb3kfW3A [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.791567 del
>>791561
Monk? No!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.791568 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.791569 del
The Paraguayan will be angry that I'm gooning again. Won't get to see her tits for a while I think.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.791570 del
>>791569
Pretend it didn't happen.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.791571 del
>>791432
A turd in a box for Nuro.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.791572 del
>>791443
Just what I want


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.791573 del
>>791571
I have been told you need to post a picture for it to appear under the tree.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.791574 del
>>791466
You are expecting too much


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.791575 del
>>791547
I don't think you're strong enough


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.791576 del
>>791558
Pink violet crumbles.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.791577 del
>>791561
Rub your tummy


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.791578 del
>>791569
Uruguay is more relaxed.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.791579 del
>>791577
Premium package.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.791581 del
>>791580
A well deserved gift.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.791582 del
Hungry but too lazy to cook.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.791583 del
>>791582
Sir is ready to deliver.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.791584 del
[mechanical whirring]
[Prime groans]


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.791586 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.791588 del
>>791583
I don't give money to sirs.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.791590 del
I have put myself back to bed.
Night all.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.791591 del
>>791590
Good night NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.791592 del
Night.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.791593 del
>>791590
Goodnight.


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.791595 del
I desire more.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.791596 del
Woed thinking about all the lost opportunities in my life.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.791597 del
But I'm scared of the christmas coppers


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.791598 del
>>791586
That boong is 1/16 at most.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.791599 del
>>791597
They can't stop you if you go fast enough.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.791600 del
Got hayfever. Too lazy to get up and grab an antihistamine.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.791601 del
Got an erection. Considering a fourth wank.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.791602 del
Got a shit brewing. Too lazy to transition to torlet


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.791603 del
>>791513
They used to give away parker ballpoint pens on the show.
Some of those pens cost $50


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.791604 del
rape


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.791605 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tmfUr5k5y4I [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.791606 del
Made it home unscathed. Some lamb and salted peanuts. Had a cop behind me at the lights, nearly shit myself.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.791607 del
>>791606
Lamb is a non-white meat.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.791608 del
>>791607
The peanuts are dinner. Lamb is the wine to pair with.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.791609 del
>>791608
Sounds very nice.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.791610 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WamhVLdPsdE [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.791611 del
dissociating


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.791612 del
PIPPA


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.791614 del
>>791610
I can't stand these cringe youtubers.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.791615 del
>>791614
I found that one to not be too bad. He got a little reddit towards the end though.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.791616 del
Embarrassed myself at Dan's by not having a membership card.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.791617 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.791618 del
Imagine having a membership card anywhere


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.791619 del
>>791618
Yeah, 2024 is the year of no standards so fuck Dan. I'm not going back after this year.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.791620 del
i did a masturbation


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.791621 del
>>791619
>I'm not going back after this year.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.791623 del
>>791622
You won't last a week.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.791624 del
>>791580
Who do you want the card to say it's from?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.791625 del
>>791619
That's what you said last year


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.791626 del
Any more presents for under the christmas tree neets?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.791627 del


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.791628 del
>>791564
Sorry, no time for hauls, got important neet business that demands my attention.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.791629 del
I wish I had a vampire gf. I find vampirism to be very erotic. I have full on gotten hard watching vampire films just from the biting.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.791630 del
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>>791629
We will get you this sexy goth gf for christmas. As you can see, she has sucked a LOT of blood.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.791631 del
>>791626
One Emily Feld gf for Weber.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.791632 del
>>791631
I don't think she'll fit under there, with the negress there. Do you think webby would mind if we just him her foot, maybe a kneecap?


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.791634 del
Dont worry Davo, I'm with you on no-Dan 2024


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.791635 del
>>791632
Give him a bobbie at least.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.791636 del
>>791635
sure he wouldn't prefer a drumstick?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.791637 del
>>791634
Moving over to Craig?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.791638 del
Anyway, I'm too tired to do css tonight, I'll finish the theme and the christmas tree tomorrow morning.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.791639 del
>>791632
She can probably be folded up.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.791640 del
>>791638
slacker


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.791641 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.791642 del
>>791641
not reading all that


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.791643 del
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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.791644 del
>>791642
You're not missing much.


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.791647 del
>>791642
You keep making that same comment.
NEET, you are gay.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.791648 del
>>791647
that's the first time i made that post, stop posting trash


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.791649 del
>>791648
neet stfu u be trippin fr u made dem posts b4 like i kno u be doin dat


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.791650 del
big rape


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.791651 del
>keep thinking about my highschool crush from so many years ago


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.791652 del
>>791649
You're getting raped this Christmas.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.791653 del
>>791652
Um no
I'm rapeing


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.791654 del
>>791651
stop that


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.791655 del
raped chicken tendies


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.791656 del
>>791651
>>791654
I do that sometimes. I've mostly gotten over Kate but sometimes get all funny thinking about what could've been.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.791657 del
Reading the book of Romans again.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.791658 del
Neets getting raped.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.791659 del
Do any of you know any Mormons?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.791660 del
I'm about to sperg out on Facebook Messenger


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.791661 del
arse gape


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.791662 del
>>791660
Racism?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.791663 del
I wonder how Bill is going.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.791664 del
>>791620
One of many to cum the night is young


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.791665 del
Cruisey getting rawdogged by Weber


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.791666 del
I'm on wank three. Probably won't go for four.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.791667 del
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I need a Welsh gf.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.791668 del
>>791667
I heard the welsh are almost as dumb as the irish.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.791669 del
>>791668
Lynn's data usually lumps the Welsh in with the English oddly enough.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.791670 del
>>791666
I'm on one.

>>791662
Sexual


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.791671 del
>>791670
>Sexual
But in a racist way?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.791672 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ALV-QtDFpSw [Embed]


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.791673 del
>>791671
I don't know the right word for keeping a harem of racially inferior white worshipping bitches


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.791674 del
I wish Christmas was tomorrow instead of overmorrow.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.791675 del
Goodnight noots.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.791676 del
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>>791260

I keep forgetting that some of you are a day ahead.
So here is a Christmas Pepe Gift for all the NEETs who have been good.
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 NEETs!
From; American NEET


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.791677 del
>>791676
Its Christmas eve sweetie. Google it xoxo.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.791678 del
Are any of you into Ray Peat?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.791679 del
>>791673
Economy class


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.791680 del
>>791677
I know.
It will be Christmas Eve here tomorrow in the US.
Have a good one!


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.791681 del
Bolivian was unimpressed.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.791682 del
>>791676
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.791683 del
>>791675
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.791684 del
mording


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.791685 del
Motherbat has more boxes and bags of presents and shit than will probably fit in the car.
I suspect we're going to have a couple of fights this morning.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.791686 del
>>791684
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.791687 del
>>791685
Is possible to hire a trailer one way for the day?
Some petrol stations offer this service.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.791688 del
>>791686
henlo good mording to you too


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.791689 del
>>791687
It would be, but I would have to drive 2 to my house with it, then 2 hours back to return the trailer, and then 2 hours home again.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.791690 del
morning bros


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.791693 del
>>791690
mording brosef


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.791694 del
>>791689
Some trailer rental services offer a way service to pick it up and drop it off. Might be a little more but for a day rental not much.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.791695 del
>>791694
I'll make it all fit.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.791696 del
>>791695
Good luck TetrisNEET.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.791697 del
pajeet has struck again - after I put the recycle bins out and they got emptied, pajeets have filled up two of them to overflowing while the bins, while still leaving them out on the nature strip. I know which pajeets did this because I saw them bringing in boxes of stuff from the shops. I should be grateful that these are upper class pajeets, and don't simply throw their garbage on the street like low class pajeets do.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.791698 del
>>791697
Report them if you have a licence plate.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.791699 del
rape morning


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.791700 del
gape morning


NEET Admin 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.791701 del
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Okay, fellas, here's your invite!
The featured list can be found here: >>>/operate/18938


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.791702 del
>>791698
they live in the same building as me


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.791703 del
>>791701
thanks, will be there


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.791704 del
went to the bakery, got a massive foccacia with pizza topping that must have been the size of a family pizza, for breakfast, and a loaf of banana bread that's as heavy as a birthday cake


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.791705 del
>>791603
What show?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.791706 del
>>791624
Possum and Weber


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.791707 del
>>791641
Stupid bitch


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.791708 del
>>791705
>>791507
Spooky digit arrangement.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.791709 del
>>791646
The comments are retarded.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.791710 del
>>791656
I looked Katie up the other day.
She's still a lawyer.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.791711 del
Bloated and squeezing out stubborn farts.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.791712 del
>>791681
Go on.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.791713 del
>>791705
I think wheel of fortune were giving away the pens can't remember what crap burgo gave away.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.791714 del
>>791685
She knew this would happen. Make Bill drive bot to bats.
Then you can have a sdtout and a pud.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.791715 del
I'm trying to modify the custom.css to get a snowflake effect. Is there some way of adding html to the page?


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.791716 del
>>791696
Bat is upside down in the boot with the esky.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.791717 del
>>791701
When is that best A time?


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.791719 del
>>791715
Get the footy streams on.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.791720 del
Boxing Day cricket on the womboflix


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.791721 del
>>791716
Doesn't sound very comfortable.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.791722 del
Please say Merry Christmas to Bat from me.
Hope she has a lovely day tomorrow and she sits back and lets sisbot and family so the work.
She deserves to take it easy.


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.791723 del
>>791715
I am fairly certian the css is loaded last after the page is rendered. You could do something to create a small effect like select NEET for each post and trying some animation I think.

I would find any board or site using a similar css and steal it.


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NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.791725 del
>>791724
Like this when selecting the NEET name
https://codepen.io/Calleb/pen/dyVRvyW

Just don't make it too visually intensive otherwise it gets annoying
The above is demo code from
https://freefrontend.com/css-snow-effects/


NEET 12/23/2023 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.791726 del
>>791725
>name
*tag or whatever it is.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.791727 del




more snowflakes


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.791728 del
Ok, here's the custom christmas css, if someone can please add it


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.791729 del
>>791728
Might need to decrease the size of the image. It's a bit big at the moment.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.791731 del
>>791729
It looks ok on my screen - how much smaller do you want it?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.791732 del
>>791729
I do not know, I might play around with it later. At the moment it takes up half my screen. I would say between 40 to 60% reduction in size would make it blend it better with the page. But saying that it takes away from the Christmas tree if it was smaller. I will wait for other opinions.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.791733 del
For some reason the snowflakes are now black. They were white when I tested them locally.


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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.791735 del
>>791733
Make them brown for NK.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.791736 del
Goon o'clock?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.791737 del
It's not letting me change the layout, I don't want to look at a negress all day.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.791739 del
>>791735
Lol
I'm dreaming of a poo Christmas


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.791740 del
>>791738
The fabled Christmas Dan!
Okay. I will. For you.
Bit concerned that I only have a little choof and less than 1/2 a litre of bourbon left.
Should be right.
Is Dan's open on Boxing Day?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.791741 del
>>791740
>Is Dan's open on Boxing Day?
No.


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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.791743 del
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>>791732
I've updated it to make it similar in size to the original


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.791744 del
>>791740
>>791741
Sorry it depends. Mine is.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.791745 del
>>791741
>>791744
Is lizbef dans open?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.791746 del
Shit, I was going to make the mouse pointer into a candy cane. Oh well, it can be for next year.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.791747 del
>>791737
I'm telling cruisey you said that


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.791748 del
>>791743
I don't think it has worked for some reason.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.791749 del
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>>791748
Shrank the tree a little bit more, fixed the snowflake and made the mouse cursor into a candy cane.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.791750 del
>>791742
I took care of it using the browser's developer tool thingo like an elite hacksaw, but thanks anyway. The original NK may be gone but that's a fair price to pay to not see a negro all day.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.791751 del
>>791750
I just position the quick reply window over the negress


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.791752 del
Jesus what happened to the front end


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.791753 del
Why the fuck are there black dots going down the screen I feel as though I'm having a stroke


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.791754 del
Nah nigger I am so out


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>>791739
I hope I get lots of poo in my stocking this year.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.791756 del
>>791753
The bo needs to update the theme to the last one I posted: >>791749


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.791757 del
>>791756
Refresh the page, pretty sure the last one didn't have the candy cane mouse icon or did it?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.791758 del
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>>791757
Yup, it's working now


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.791759 del
>>791754
>nigger
She's on the right.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.791760 del
That bucket under the tree is making me hungreh, might get some kfc for dindins tonight


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.791761 del
>>791760
Pick up some unleaded for NK, 98 please.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.791762 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.791763 del
>>791762
Good post. Essential for our most elite.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.791764 del
What does limited trading hours mean?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.791765 del
>>791764
Open later, closer earlier and not all stores.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.791766 del
>>791710
One of my HS crushes became a lawyer too. Probably not a good idea to stalk those ones.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.791767 del
Beyond creepy has a christmas episode: https://youtube.com/watch?v=i-L68ysH6_I [Embed]


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.791768 del
>>791766
One of mine became a co-founder in a successful tech startup, which is particularly galling because I was always better at computer stuff than her.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.791769 del
>>791760
Grab me a bucket as well thanks.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.791770 del
CSS looks good.
Drove Motherbat home. Took her to some wog fruit and veg shops and Coles. Spent the last two hours washing the booze glasses. Going to start on the plates and stuff next. She has not said anything negative.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.791771 del
>>791770
thanks mate, I'm glad some neets like it


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.791772 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.791773 del
>>791770
>plates
I read that as pilates.
Thought you were starting the new year's resolution early.
>nothing negative
Is she on new medication?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.791774 del
Hey hey, snow is white. Gg mods


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.791775 del
I'm not going to refresh.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.791777 del
>>791775
you're fresh enough


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.791778 del
>>791776
2023 is a great year, thanks.
2024 will be the year of the hole.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.791779 del
>>791776
thanks, the bedding will match my undies


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.791780 del
Terrifying experience.
Backtraced cytu.be search queries to populate a list of rooms, zoned it down to geographic areas to find rooms populated by Australians.

Seen some shit neets, we've got bad neibours


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.791781 del
Beautiful sheets but its regrettable he thinks only Cruisey wanted to see them.
Woe.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.791782 del
>>791776
A Christmas delight.
10/10


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.791783 del
Bat will probably ask if he owns an iron


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.791784 del
>>791780
what have you seen neet? Obscene videos invovling possums?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.791785 del
Perfect


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.791786 del
>>791785
Based.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.791787 del
>>791720
We finna send them filthy Pakis packin'!


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.791788 del
>>791772
All Olive wants for Christmas is to be a real woman.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.791789 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.791790 del
>>791788
Uncalled for.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.791791 del
>>791776
You might be gay


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.791792 del
Having a cheeky ten pack of hard solo while she’s unpacking and rearranging things.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.791793 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.791794 del
Do you guys mind if I steal your CSS?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.791795 del
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>>791792
>a cheeky ten pack of hard solo
You sir are an elite gooner, living the finest of lives.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.791796 del
>>791794
Where are you going to use it?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.791797 del
>>791794
You can do whatever you want. I didn't make it.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.791798 del
>>791794
go for it


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.791799 del
>>791784
You've seen them too, fuck


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.791800 del
Cleaning up the house. Two steps forwards one step back as I find half finished jobs. Woe


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.791802 del
>>791800
One more unto the breach, O NEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.791803 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.791804 del
Finally pulled that bit of shrapnel out of my leg, thought I got it all the first time but apparently there was a bit still stuck after two weeks. Betadine and coffee neets.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.791805 del
>>791796
I want to try it out on aggie2
>>791797
>>791798
Thanks


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.791806 del
Is IGA open today?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.791807 del
>>791804
how'd it get there? alien implant?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.791808 del
>>791801
Based.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.791809 del
>>791805
If you want the snowflake effects you'll have to add a post to the thread with a snowflake: ❅ surrounded by autism tags, with [/autism] after the snowflake and [autism] in front of the snowflake


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.791810 del
>>791807
Alien implant


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.791811 del
>>791809
I played around with it a bit and just put the autism flakes in the board message, that seemed to work. Thank you, though, I like this CSS a lot.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.791812 del
Plan for today is to get gooned and watched Man on Fire again


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.791813 del
Think I fixed the dishwasher, turns out it needed some special salt shit in the bottom. Cleaned up cat vomit, did washing, swept outside, getting shit done


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.791814 del
>>791811
happy to help out, agatha2 is like a brother board


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.791815 del
Imagine browsing other boards 🤣


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.791816 del
>>791806
Yes. IGA is open today for abuse but your posts will be deleted.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.791817 del
>>791814
How is Tabatha these days?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.791818 del
>>791815
I still cringe at that neat here, who somehow thinks that browsing 4chan is somehow equivalent to browsing Reddit.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.791819 del
turn 30 in a month


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.791820 del
>>791776
Very nice.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.791821 del
>>791819
We should celebrate


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.791822 del
Can’t wait to unwrap the gf that NEET got me tomorrow


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.791823 del
>>791822
I'd say some other neets have already peeked at her, maybe even taken her out of the box to play with.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.791824 del
Emily Feld is only for Weber.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.791825 del
>>791823
I saw Possum picking up the parcels and shaking them after everyone had gone to bed last night.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.791826 del
>>791822
Will she still be alive if she's wrapped under the tree?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.791827 del
>>791826
Is like to think we learned a few things after the Russian girls were shipped to us a few years back


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.791828 del
>>791827
Natalia had a peg leg and a bad attitude


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.791829 del
>>791824
It's ok, she just needs a bit of soap, some sticky tape, and does anyone know a good disinfectant for boong semen?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.791830 del
I refreshed
Looks good, lots of pressies


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.791831 del
>>791830
Only for the good NEETs.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.791832 del
>>791831
We should've gotten more books on self improvement than just bronze age mindset. Neets could do with some self-help.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.791833 del
I am off for a borderline over-the-limit cruise. In search of goon I roam the lands. Wherever the last bottleshop is open, I will find it


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.791834 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.791835 del
I refreshed. Big kek at the CSS. Well done.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.791836 del
>>791824
I thought his was Anna


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.791837 del
>>791833
Monk? No!


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.791838 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.791839 del
I bet monk hasn't even started reading Bronze Age Mindset


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.791840 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.791841 del
15 acquired. Good vibes at the local shops.

>>791839
I haven't.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.791842 del
>>791833
God I hope this NEET rolls his car into a lightpole.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.791843 del
>>791841
Will you start tomorrow?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.791844 del
>>791843
No. I'm starting my new life on Boxing Day.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.791845 del
Is the weather fucking Chrissy up for any other NEETs ?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.791846 del
>>791844
Getting the last bit of boonging out of your system?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.791847 del
Just learnt that Phoebe Cates, who is in tonight's movie, was a half chink/half jewess mix.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.791848 del
>>791846
You need to boong big to get the boong out. All those guys who fell off the wagon, their mistake was not having a big enough last big binge.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.791849 del
>>791846
Si, este es el ultimo trago. En serio esta vez


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.791850 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.791851 del
>>791847
Hopefully the scene with the old gook man doesn't make me sick like it did for that NEET once.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.791852 del
>>791851
We all need to get drunk first before watching the movie.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.791853 del
>>791852
I might after din dins (pies - plain and pepper)


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.791854 del
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Garn the local shops to grab some booze for tonight's movie. You neets want any? My shout. And merry christmas!


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.791855 del
Festivities at fatherbots begin at 11am tomorrow.
Too early.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.791856 del
>>791854
Carton VB longnecks please.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.791857 del
>>791855
Enjoy your day neet.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.791858 del
Why isn't there a ballpoint pen under the tree?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.791860 del
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What the fuck is with the cringemas theme? its disgusting.
Tab closed
Have a shit lonely loser christmas hovel troll, BTW.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.791861 del
>>791860
I knew we we're going to get one last Cringemass Miracle on the Eve of Christmas.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.791862 del
>>791859
Not a comfy post


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.791863 del
>>791858
it's between the kfc bucket and the book


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.791864 del
>>791860
Nasty neet


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.791865 del
>>791863
Lol I am retarded


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.791866 del
Went halves in a Little Joey’s pidser with Motherbat.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.791867 del
>>791860
Mmmmm sir you are ghey


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.791868 del
>>791866
Hope it's nice.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.791869 del
>>791855
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.791870 del
>>791845
It's garn be hot and steamy all week with temps around teh mid-30's. Imagine life without aircon.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.791871 del
>>791860
Sadly we can't please all neets. Anyway, I'm sure nuro has a christmas party to go to, with lots of qts dressed as slutty santas


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.791872 del
Bought some kfc for dindins, as is my custom on christmas eve. Unlike last year service was quick.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.791873 del
>>791872
What'd you get?

>>791870
Predictions are reasonable in Melbourne. 19 and thunder tomorrow.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.791874 del
>>791701
since when is the hungry bro an admin?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.791875 del
>>791793
a r*dditor always deserves having his car ruined by a drunk driver


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.791876 del
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I'd like to invite all the neets to the Christmas Eve party at womboflix tonight. We'll be watching the horror/comedy Gremlins (1984) - Harry Potter fans may be interested to know that it was written by Chris Columbus, the same guy who directed the first few Harry Potter movies, as well as Home Alone. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.791877 del
>>791874
He works many roles.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.791878 del
>>791876
I've already started drinking.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.791879 del
>>791861
The only Cringemas miracle I want this year if for Monk to be robbed buying coke and for him to get done at an RBT with a high reading a lose his license for a year.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.791880 del
HUGE dunder


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.791881 del
>>791879
Monk will rise up in 2024.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.791882 del
>>791868
It was. Then we had choggy drumsticks.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.791883 del
>>791879
🙄
You are gay


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.791884 del
>>791881
Year of public transport 2024


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.791885 del
>>791876
My bussy acts like a mogwai when it gets wet


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.791886 del
Bussy


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.791887 del
bussy


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.791888 del
Lowercase b u s s y is broken atm


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.791889 del
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>>791885
how furry is it?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.791890 del
Oh it turns into snow


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.791891 del
>>791888
Your BUSSY is broken


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.791892 del
Think I might become a wordpress security expert next year


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.791893 del
>>791888
It always became broken.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.791894 del
>>791892
Sounds do-able.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.791895 del
amazon has boxing day sales on already


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.791896 del
Did another trip to IGA. Dundering hard. Melbourne Bitter long necks.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.791897 del
>>791896
wagon tomorrow?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.791898 del
Which NEET has actually dramatically improved their lives this year ???


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.791899 del
>>791895
They started yesterday or the day before. It also applies to their international stores, which have better prices on some electronics.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.791900 del
>>791897
Yep. My gift to you.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.791901 del
I keep looking at the christmas tree, wondering which lucky neet is gonna get all that sniff


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.791902 del
>>791901
Someone else can have it. I want the negress.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.791903 del
>>791895
So does David Jones. Motherbat saw the report on TV and harrumphed.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.791904 del
Absolutely flogging down


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.791905 del
>>791904
Brisbane or Victoria?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.791906 del
What are your favourite christmas carols neets?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.791907 del
>>791906
Good King Weazel


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.791908 del
my building's full of pajeets, I'm the last white man standing


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.791909 del
sometimes I wish I were living in england, back before the 1950s mass immigration and degeneracy. It'd just be so great to be english.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.791910 del
Womboflix is putting on some Christmas carols in the lead up to the movie in 10 minutes.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.791911 del
I have six (6) Mr Kipling Cherry & Almond bakewell tarts you may share.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.791912 del
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Ready.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.791913 del
>>791908
It's okay to be white.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.791914 del
>>791911
I have some shortbread half dipped in chocolate with jam inside. But christmas is the time of giving, so I'm going to give them all to myself.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.791915 del
Bussy falling from the sky


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.791916 del
Cat is very unwell and tried to run off into the rain. Woe.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.791917 del
>>791916
He probably got invited to a cat christmas party


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.791918 del
>>791917
Probably.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.791919 del
>>791878
hashtagmetoo


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.791920 del
>>791909
What type of fucking idiot are you ??? Seriously post war Britain was worse than covid. The whole country was broke they had ration cards for years. You fucking dumb cunt.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.791921 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Gremlins (1984) with Phoebe Cates https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.791922 del
>>791898
probably usa cruisey


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.791923 del
>>791908
I can't imagine the smell


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.791924 del
>>791906
The Twelve Days of Boonging.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.791925 del
>>791920
ok, prewar britain then, I'll be like bertie wooster and have a manservant to sort out all my problems


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.791926 del
Jane's Addiction on. Feel like getting lost in the woods.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.791927 del
>>791903
Yeah they all seem to have started early.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.791928 del
>>791914
You deserve them neet because you are on Wizzys nice list.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.791929 del
>>791631
Ugh, she has become fully THOTified.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.791930 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.791931 del
>>791905
Absolute minda


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.791932 del
>>791929
Liked her more back when she was underage?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.791933 del
Big poo
Coming out of your bum
Big poo
Gonna be lots of fun


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.791934 del
>>791931
Minda is an SA word and there is no rain here.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.791935 del
Hate christmas so much
Modernity poisoned my mother and caused a divorce


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.791936 del
Cat is bleeding everywhere, situation deteriorating, woe


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.791937 del
>>791936
Oh shit. What happened?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.791938 del
>>791936
I hope kot is alright.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.791940 del
>>791936
bleeding from here?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.791941 del
>>791940
where even


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.791942 del
>>791932
What? Fuck off


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.791943 del
I hope kot is okay.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.791944 del
Was the css done by Ashley?

>>791874
All along.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.791945 del
>>791944
who's ashley?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.791946 del
Nate Diaz Army


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.791947 del
>>791945
icum.to


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.791948 del
>>791947
That website would be enhanced by fire.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.791949 del
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Pier Hotel, Sydney 1910


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.791950 del
Night.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.791951 del
>>791950
Good night.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.791952 del
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>>791950
>>791951
goodnight frens


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.791953 del
Thinking about Webers pronunciation of 'castle'


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.791954 del
Monk spilt bong water on the unicorn sheets once.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.791955 del
>>791953
I bet he says it like hassle even though he knows it's wrong.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.791956 del
Refuses to accept the la di da in castle.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.791957 del
>>791953
Car-sell


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.791958 del
(141.15 KB 933x1280 GB8OvWwagAAC_8Y.jpeg)


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.791959 del
perconf on bifddirs


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.791960 del
Zero Dark Thirty is an odd Christmas Eve film to put on the telly


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.791961 del
Went to the gym but the fucking thing is shut.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.791962 del
>>791960
Great fillum


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.791963 del
>>791937
>>791938
>>791940
Cat is never well, but has been spazming, drooling and now bleeding from the mouth. I suspect dental issues but probably manyb issues. I've been informed that cat is actually 20 years old.
This is why I must look after cat.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.791964 del
>>791959
Good ones?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.791965 del
>>791898
>this year ???
>>791920
>you ???
Come on monk.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.791966 del
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I am gooning


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.791968 del
Oh fuck me I'm going to run out of food. I way overstocked on grog though.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.791969 del
>>791967
I'm not ghey


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.791970 del
Hungry. No food.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.791971 del
>>791953
>the emperor's casshole


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.791972 del
some day I'm gonna lead a better life than this


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.791973 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.791974 del
>>791972
...but not this day!


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.791975 del
Chamomile tea 🤤


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.791976 del
almost rapemas


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.791977 del
Reindeer Rape.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.791978 del
Christmas group wank?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.791979 del
Lots of AI on the porn sites now
HTTP was a mistake


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.791980 del
>>791978
I'll spike webby's drink and rape Emily.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.791981 del
>>791980
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s [Embed]


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.791982 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.791983 del
Finna put the corned beef and pork chops with the occasional ghost experience


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.791984 del
Horny


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.791985 del
(You)tube


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.791986 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.791987 del
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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.791988 del
>>791987
Get raped by a pack of AIDSniggers


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.791989 del
>>791983
>Finna


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.791990 del
>>791987
It is not yet Christmas in South Australia.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.791991 del
>>791988
Not until tomorrow morning.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.791992 del
Still no food. Might die.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.791993 del
Merry Christmas NEETs.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.791994 del
Blessed Christmas fellas.

>>791993
>SA
Is it now?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.791995 del
Merry Christmas everyone. 🎄


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.791996 del
>>791994
Santa still has an hour and a half before he gets raped.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.791997 del
>>791996
Oh well.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.791998 del
*starts sitting by the tree and reading BAP*


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.791999 del
I'm gonna do a big racism at christmas lunch


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.792001 del
Furious aboriginal fisting


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.792002 del
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merry christmas neets


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.792003 del
>>792001
>>791993
>>792002
Good morning NEETs.

Merry Christmas.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.792004 del
>>791994
Merry Christmas.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.792005 del


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.792007 del
>>792006
Snowflakes is a nice touch


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.792008 del
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morning neets, and merry christmas


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.792009 del
>>792008
Good morning NEET. Merry Christmas.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.792010 del
>>792008
>>792009
mording merry christmas


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.792011 del
Is it too early to open presents NEETs ?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.792012 del
>>792011
If it's not to you it's not to me.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.792013 del
>>792011
I don't have any presents this year, but that's ok


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.792014 del
Motherbat and Sweetie gave me some presents even though we explicitly agreed no presents.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.792015 del
Forgot to buy mondster yesterday :(


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.792016 del
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I always make sure to call lifeline on christmas day to thank them for all their hard work and dedication in helping me achieve an orgasm.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.792017 del
>>792013
Monks getting a big fat lump of coal.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.792018 del
>>792013
Each day is a present.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.792019 del
>>792014
I got everyone nice presents to make up for previous years of being a deadbeat NEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.792020 del
>>792016
That's good manners, NEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.792021 del
>>792019
You're a good boy.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.792022 del
>>792010
Good morning NEET. Merry Christmas.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.792023 del
>>792014
Lucky NEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.792024 del
>>792017
Will it keep him warm in the winter?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.792025 del
>>792018
What are you doing tomorrow, Big Fella?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.792026 del
>>792025
Gonna try a bit of sleeping, I guess. Nothing extraordinary.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.792027 del
>>792019
someday I'm gonna do that, but not today


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.792028 del
>>792026
I think I asked last year, but you guys don't do turkey and ham for Xmas do you?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.792029 del
>>792028
Was asked from me couple days ago, or last week or something. Not the ham, but what's the menu.
No, no ham a Turkey. Well if anyone wants that why not.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.792030 del
>>792019
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.792031 del
You can use a christmas stocking as a cumsock but any presents deposited into the stocking will smell like cum especially when the stocking starts turning yellow.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.792032 del
garn have some crossaints with ham and cheese for breakkie, you neets want any?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.792033 del
Merry Christmas valued customers.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.792034 del
>>792032
No I'm gonna go look through peoples windows and watch them eat breakfast.
If I like the family I'll come back and watch them eat dinner.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.792035 del
>>792034
What types of meals/families are you on the look out for?

Did you enjoy your pen?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.792036 del
The chocolates were nice.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.792037 del
One of the snowflakes is sus


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.792038 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.792039 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.792040 del
>>792039
True cruiser.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.792041 del
MERRY RAPEMAS


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.792042 del
>>792041
merry rapemas to you too


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.792043 del
Trying to remember what I got for christmas when I was 10 years old. Can't. This is disturbing.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.792044 del
Doing a Christmas clogger


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.792045 del
clogger


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.792046 del
clogger


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.792047 del
>>792044
I left one under the tree for santa


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.792048 del
++clogger++


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.792049 del
How do you do rainbow text


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.792050 del
I want cruisey to take his negress sex toy from under the tree so I don't have to keep looking at her


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.792051 del
—clogger—


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.792052 del
Thanks NEET!


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.792053 del
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>>792033
Thanks Dan.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.792054 del
>>792036
You should have saved some for later.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.792055 del
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>>792047
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.792056 del
>>792054
The day drinking will probably start around midday.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.792057 del
big clogger
chuxed
waiting for my clacker to go back to normal


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.792058 del
>>792057
>waiting for my clacker to go back to normal
A true secret tunnel.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.792059 del
haven't cleaned my kitchen for days, can't believe santa didn't do it last night, almost stopped believing in the guy


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.792060 del
>>792059
I spent about 4 hours washing dishes yesterday (with Motherbat drying them). Still have all of the cutlery to do.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.792061 del
>>792060
>(with Motherbat drying them).
She is a saint.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.792062 del
>>792061
I bet sweetie didn't do a thing to help out


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.792063 del
>>792062
Sweetie is at holiday camp with the other doggos


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.792064 del
>>792063
I hope she is enjoying herself.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.792065 del
>>792064
I hope so too. I worry about her being cold.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.792066 del
One of you fingered the negresses box


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.792067 del
>>792014
What did you get?


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.792068 del
>>792066
>One
Guess again.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.792069 del
>>792035
I look for upper middle class families that buys all the traditional christmas foods and desserts and I prefer the wife to be blonde and in reasonable shape.
The family dog must be plump and agreeable.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.792070 del
>>792043
You got molestation


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.792071 del
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>>792059
He didn't clean my kitchen either


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.792072 del
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>>792067
Sweetie gave me a bottle of Teusner 'The Dog Strangler' mataro, some chocolate covered snakes, some peanut brittle, and some Turkish delight.
Motherbat gave me a bracelet and $500.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.792073 del
>>792072
LuckyNEET.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.792074 del
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>student violates teacher in the most unbelievable way


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.792075 del
>>792073
I wish she wouldn't keep giving me money.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.792076 del
Might re-read the books I got for christmas as a kid


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.792077 del
Nuro is spending christmas in a toilet (his room).


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.792078 del
>>792072
Well lubed chain
Looks snazzy


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.792079 del
>>792072
very nice.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.792080 del
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NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.792081 del
I might have that bucket of kfc under the tree for morning tea. Hope you neets don't mind.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.792082 del
>>792081
You can have one (1) piece. Don't spoil your lunch.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.792083 del
>>792081
I'm trying to find the fish but I can't see it.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.792084 del
I hope monk is onto the ban evasion today.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.792085 del
>>792083
it's between the white girl and the bucket of kfc


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.792086 del
>>792084
I'm sure monk has nothing better to do all day than ban people you don't like


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.792087 del
>>792086
He's on the phone to his two Mummybots at the moment.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.792088 del
>>792087
> two Mummybots
What a time to be alive.


NEET 12/24/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.792089 del
Just watched Kevin Spacey interview with Tucker.
Need to wait for Nuro to get up before embarrassing myself pretending to understand the satire.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.792090 del
>>792089
The silver fox has a side gig as a political advisor to tucker


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.792091 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.792092 del
>>791995
Aye, you too!


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.792093 del
Second coffee.
Might need a goon.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.792094 del
Can't be fucked going to christmas lunch with my family today, might just call them and make some excuses


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.792095 del
>>792094
I need to call them in an hour. Even that seems too hard.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.792096 del
Can't be fucked calling to make excused for not going to lunch. Might just send a text.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.792097 del


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.792098 del
Is KFC open?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.792099 del
>>792085
The joke is that the smell of the fish is from the girls.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.792100 del
>>792096
Make the call


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.792101 del
Watching David Attenborough wank off cicadas.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.792102 del
>>792098
Not for me. A bunch of smaller shops are supposedly open but I think that is in error.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.792103 del
>>792072
Medical bracelet ??


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.792104 del
A new bedtime stories is out for neets who want a spoopy christmas: https://youtube.com/watch?v=lXfDyveHKXg [Embed]


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.792105 del
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>>792077
Nuro said last night he will posting pictures of his christmas family dinner.

IGA is day drinking by himself in the hovel, posting here, pretending he is with friends we all hate him


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.792106 del
>>792049
Only queers know the secret to rainbow text.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.792107 del
>>792056
I'll try to hold off until about 2(two).


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.792108 del
>>792103
18.1
Carn Monk.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.792109 del
>>792105
18.1
I'm glad to see you're thinking of your lover today.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.792110 del
>>792105
> drinking by himself in the hovel, posting here
iktf


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.792111 del
>>792070
Dude ffs


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.792112 del
Weber was conscripted into being a father figure to me once.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.792113 del
>>792084
I have two sim cards, my parents NBN connection and my mom and dads phones i can hotspot. It would be an act of folly to fuck with nuro on a day like today.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.792114 del
>>792072
CashedUP-NEET

Hope to see a pic of you wearing that bracelet. Does it fit?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.792115 del
>>792094
You are an awful person


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.792116 del
Imagine spending time with your family and all you can think about is ways of circumventing a ban. Jesus Christ that is sad.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.792117 del
>>792113
Nothing a big range ban won't fix.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.792118 del
>>792113
might even flag it up today just so show how laughably ineffective site management is


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.792119 del
BoardNEET, I know you're global but can you please enforce the board-level rules?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.792120 del
>>792117
imagine having to range ban Tesltra, Optus, Vodafone and Starlink networks.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.792121 del
>>792119
like this one ? >>645516 >>645517


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.792122 del
having some layers of ham and cheese for lunch. To hell with bread


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.792123 del
>>792122
Based.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:03 [Preview] No.792124 del
My lights keep flickering.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.792125 del
Where is mongk?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.792126 del
>>792074
Niggers really are a disease


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.792127 del
>>792074
Cruisedog did that to me once.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.792128 del
>>792080
Stick to the Olives m8


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.792129 del
>>792127
High jump practice


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.792130 del
Don't think I can hold off any longer.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.792131 del
>>792105
Begone loser


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.792132 del
>>792113
>mom

Begone wannabe-seppo loser


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.792133 del
>>792130
Spurting?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.792134 del
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Nuro scored some polos nice wine soap undies and some dollars doos


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.792135 del
>>792116
Can't wait for the shitty bike pics around Brisbane CBD/GuzmanYGomez, then finally the 'family dinner' pic (aka just him eating the leftovers at midnight). Kek.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.792136 del
>>792131
>>792132
>he is all alone on christmas day
>calls me a loser

ha !


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.792137 del


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.792138 del
>>792134
>xxl
>best a goon
I don't know what to say.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.792139 del
>>792135
> guzman y gomez open on christmas
> tonnes of lunch leftovers

RETARD


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.792140 del
>>792138
i thnk i will be returning them for XL but blessed dad tries his best


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.792141 del
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>XXL undies


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.792142 del
>>792141
Big cock Nuro demands freedom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WLoYFvbR0XY [Embed]


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.792143 del
>>792141
ALL ALONE ON CHRISTMAS DAY


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.792144 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.792145 del
>>792138
Just say based or you'll hurt its fee-fees.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.792146 del
>>792141
>>792144
>its here all by itself on christmas day


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.792147 del
No Christmas this year. Not even a mince pie. Got one present, hand towels. Severely woed


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.792148 del
>>792147
Well one present is one more than me, I'm just siting here alone listening to music.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.792149 del
>>792148
Would you like a hand towel?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.792150 del
Bottle of vino is now in teh fridge


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.792151 del
>>792147
>hand towels
CUM RAGS


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.792152 del
>>792147
Those fruit mince pies are horrible


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.792153 del
>>792149
Prefer a hand job ackchooally


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.792154 del
Don't make me post the slap image


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.792155 del
>>792147
I didn't get anything. But I don't celebrate it so it's okay.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.792156 del
Not sure about the new text


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.792157 del
>>792149
That would be nice thankyou.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.792158 del
>>792155
Nah Santa gave you a stocking filled with cope.


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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.792160 del
>>792159
I love her so much it's unreal.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.792161 del
>>792159
Thanks fella for the Christmas cheer.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.792162 del
>>792148
Based and NEET pilled.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.792163 del
>>792159
CRINGEmas


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.792164 del
I did not go to christmas lunch


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.792165 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.792166 del
>>792164
You'll starve


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.792167 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.792168 del
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Here you go neet, merry Christmas


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.792169 del
I'm cooking some copium Helen for the loner Xmas party 🎊
A kilo of thighs in a punnet of Greek yogurt, a few squirts of lemon juice, a couple of teaspoons of crushed garlic, a big pinch of parsley, a sprinkle of thyme, a few teaspoons of olive oil from the feta jar, a touch of celery salt, and salt.
Letting it sit for a few hours, then going to bake it and probably put it on rice.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.792170 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.792171 del
>>792168
Lucky NEET.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.792172 del
>>792169
>>792170
Flavourtowns.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.792173 del
>>792170
Looks good


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.792174 del
>Day-old Colesworth chook

Bon appétit


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.792175 del
>>792174
I bet nasty neets kill chickens on their kitchen floor


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.792176 del
>>792170
Looks awful, I mean that is one really depressing spread. The roast spuds look at least a week old. Is GyG not open today?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.792177 del
>>792169
Sounds like a winner. Enjoy your feast NEET.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.792178 del
>>792176
That comes the next day >>>/ck/319


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.792179 del
Nuros Christmas spread looks comfy, I don't even have anything. No Christmas pies, no sweet biscuits, no milk, no meat, nothing. It's my own fault for forgetting to buy things but don't hate on nuros Christmas lunch


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.792180 del
Dickriders should be banned.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.792181 del
>>792170
Good feed.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.792182 del
>>792180
For both of them?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.792183 del
>>792182
There's only one.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.792184 del
>>792183
Is this just love >>791816


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.792185 del
>>792170
It is nice of the church to run the soup kitchen on Christmas.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.792186 del
>>792182
There is only one dickrider and he only rides nuro.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.792187 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.792188 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.792189 del
>2024, year of no standards
>1L of Bombay Sapphire, carton of Cooper's stout, carton of James Squire cider
I'm not going to make it. Going to delay the wagon until February.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.792190 del
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>>792179
Thank you it was delicious. Time to go for a ride.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.792191 del
>>792187
Isn't that a 20c coin?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.792192 del
>>792179
Fuck off nuro.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.792193 del
>>792189
Sounds so-able.
You can get that last bit of boonging out of your system. Fresh and ready for February 2024.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.792194 del
>>792086
I think you mean to enforce the board rules. If nuro isn't dealt with there is no incentive for me to obey the rules either.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.792195 del


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.792196 del
God this thread is awful. I'll be back next year. Bye noots.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.792197 del
>>792194
The board rules you want enforced.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.792198 del
CoolZone activated


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.792199 del
>>792191
OP mentioned it was a fiver.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.792200 del
>>792170
That shirt looks pretty baggy


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.792201 del
>>792180
Where's your roast taters?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.792202 del


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.792203 del
>>792189
I'll ease into dry July


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.792204 del
>>792203
Smart. Long term planning.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.792205 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.792207 del
>>792190
Meat looks like a dog chewed it up and spat it all back out. Quality meal m8...


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.792208 del
>>792207
Pull your head in.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.792209 del
>>792208
I'm not a turtle.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.792210 del
>>792209
Are you real?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.792211 del
I get the distinct impression that nuro has christmas mogged a number of neets.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.792212 del
>>792210
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iC9q8qNO2sY [Embed]


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.792213 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.792214 del
Finally home. Having a hard solo.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.792215 del
>>792214
Welcome back.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.792216 del
watching true crime videos on christmas


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.792217 del
>>792212
Good video.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.792218 del
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Bill gave me some kind of beer inhaler thing


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.792219 del
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Fried spring rolls. Didn't have much in the fridge but it panned out ok in the end.
Made way too many, food coma.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.792220 del
>>792218
Looks like some weird sex toy.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.792221 del
>>792218
Looks like something that belongs in an emergency department.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.792222 del
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Merry Christmas


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.792223 del
>>792218
you need to give him some meth, help him finish the damn house


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.792224 del
>>792220
>>792221
Fucked if I know what goes where.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.792225 del
>>792224
It's it to preasurize a bottle so the drink doesn't go flat? Or is it to pour the beer so it foams?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.792226 del
>>792219
Nice feed.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.792228 del
>>792225
I think you do >>792227 and turn it upside down and it basically rams the entire contents down your gullet in double time


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.792229 del
Now I'm even more confused https://youtube.com/watch?v=8kHIQNyu8KQ [Embed]


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.792230 del
>>792219
Interesting dip with the whole coriander seed and is that fresh mint?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.792231 del
Did any neets besides webby and nuro get pressies?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.792232 del
One for each of the good NEETs.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.792233 del
>>792218
Where do you stick it?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.792234 del
>>792232
>>792219
Thanks NEETs.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.792235 del
>>792219
Nicely fried. I like those noodles in the springies


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.792236 del
>>792224
Start slow


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.792237 del
>>792232
what are these?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.792238 del
>>792227
Bills a fucking smackhead.
He's given you a bong.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.792239 del
>>792232
>5 good neets
you're an optimist


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.792240 del
>>792237
Chicken thighs that have been soaking in >>792169


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.792241 del
>>792231
Fifty buckaroos from mother.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.792242 del
>>792241
Noice.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.792243 del
>>792232
Was the microwave even plugged in?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.792244 del
>>792238
So apparently he is on the medical marijuana tincture and has a doctor's letter and everything, and that was probably what I could smell in the car the other week.


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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.792246 del
>>792244
my doctor tried to get me on medical marijuana


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.792247 del
>>792246
10k is not a doctor.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.792249 del
>>792246
He does suffer from migraines, but it's a joke. They're friends with the mother of some other kids that go to their school and she works in the marijuana industry and they've shown me photos of her holding like 20kg bags of buds and stuff. Degenerate industry.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.792250 del
>>792249
we live in degenerate times


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.792251 del
>>792247
He's a naturopath


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.792252 del
Degenerate times call for degenerate measures.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.792253 del
>>792244
Hahahahah Fucking Bill.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.792254 del


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.792255 del
>>792249
I didn't know this industry is in best a.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.792256 del
>>792248
Thank you.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.792257 del
>>792255
They were going to set up shop in part of the old Holden factory in Lizbef. Don't know if that happened or not.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.792258 del
Don't think I was supposed to flip the chicken but the skin was getting a bit dark.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.792259 del
>>792248
She talking shit on my people now?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.792260 del
>>792257
I heard about that but thought it wasnt a serious thing. Didn't think the laws would allow it.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.792261 del
>>792260
>Didn't think the laws would allow it.
It is possible for a business to be licensed to do all sorts of otherwise illegal things.
You can become a defence weapons inventor if you want and make machine guns and rocket launchers and shit, subject to doing all the paperwork and legal groundwork.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.792262 del
>>792259
>I'm sorry, but these are the signs your Christmas is 'bogan': Supermarket roast chooks, Jatz crackers on a platter, 'snags' and tacky 'fast fashion' presents


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.792263 del
>>792259
1. Serving roast chook straight from a 'bachelor's handbag' for Christmas lunch
2. Shirts off at the Christmas table
3. Trifle made with store-bought jam rolls and port wine flavoured packet jelly
4. A trip to the emergency ward
5. Calling sausages 'snags'
6. Chain-smoking grandpas
7. Budget cheese platters
8. Gifting 'fast fashion' presents
9. Wine from a box
10. Backyard cricket with no shoes on
11. Novelty aprons
12. Tacky decorations


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.792264 del
Bad Santa (2003), the story of a drunken santa and a midget and one of the gilmour girls, will be on in 1 hour - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.792265 del
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>>792264
oops, forgot the image


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.792266 del
>>792263
one look at the ausneets christmas tree should make it obvious we are of a different social class to these bogans


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.792267 del
>>792266
THere is nothing wrong with jatz and cubed cheddar or homemade trifle using jam rolls and jelly. Or snag.s.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.792268 del
>>792262
>>792263
I am unfamiliar with this term 'fast fashion'.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.792269 del
Too many nasty neets today, why do they do it?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.792270 del
>>792268
>There are hundreds of online fashion stores currently replicating recent trends and mass-producing them at a low cost, usually making them in large overseas warehouses and paying their employees very low wages. Highly frowned upon, and yet very popular.
>The upper class amongst us are now embracing sustainable fashion - gifting fine vintage clothing. The bogans amongst us are waiting by the post for their 'three tops for $20' delivery.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.792271 del
Wish I'd been raised and trained by a secret clan of master ninjas


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.792272 del
>>792271
It's overrated, NEET.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.792273 del
>>792271
You would have been a great ninja.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.792274 del
With rice.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.792275 del
>>792273
They kicked me out when I gained weight and kept making the floorboards squeak.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.792276 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.792277 del
>>792264
>>792265
I look forward to re-learning about the three B's.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.792278 del
>>792274
Enjoy your feed.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.792279 del
>>792274
Probably tasty once you rescue them from that fatty render


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.792280 del
>>792276
He would get a cool chink name like Big yon fat.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.792281 del
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Merry Christmas NEETs I hope you are all having a good day.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.792282 del
>>792281
Thanks, Holmes. You too.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.792283 del
>>792281
Thanks 10k, you too.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.792284 del
I hope Davo had a nice lunch and the drunk driver in the area last night wasn't near their house.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.792285 del
>>791468
Crack is the gift that keeps on giving all year round.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.792286 del
>>792281
Merry Cringemass ya filthy animal


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.792287 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CWxepj3AZYM [Embed]


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.792288 del
possum told me my garlic bread was in another castle once


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.792289 del
might start smoking mef to help me be more productive and get a job next year


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.792290 del
I just slapped a kid at this barbecue. I hope this action doesn't reverberate throughout the course our lives, forcing us to examine our choices with a critical lens.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.792291 del
>>792290
Slap him again


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.792292 del
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>>792281
Gaol awaits the likes of (You). Make it your new year resolution to set up a commisary account already.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.792294 del
I just felt a strange reverberation and I was examining my choices in life with a critical lens when I realised it was just a stuck fart.
Let 'er rip and I feel fine now.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.792295 del
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Ready.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.792296 del
You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.792297 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.792298 del
Only a few days until the tennis starts.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.792299 del
>tfw nobody got me a negress fleshlight for christmas


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.792300 del
>>792299
It's under the tree.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.792301 del
>>792299
You were naughty this year. Only once, but santa never forgets, and he never forgives.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.792302 del
Only one(1) day until the cricket starts.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.792303 del
Peeeeeeeace
Peeeace selllllssss


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.792304 del
Just give piss a chance


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.792305 del
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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.792307 del
>>792299
That lump of coal is not for sexual, NEET.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.792308 del


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.792309 del
>>792305
Do you get the whole bottle of goon?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.792310 del
>>792299
One neet got a cum rag


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.792311 del
>>792310
It was a used cumrag


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.792312 del
>>792230
Usually you use fresh coriander but I had to use seeds, yes it's fresh mint.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.792313 del
>>792311
Can it be a cumrag if nobody has cum on it yet?