SA GOONDADDY-FREE A

>>788329
Handsome fella.

>>788328
I think goondaddy is monk and chickendinner is webby but I might be dead wrong. SA BEST A in any case.

>>788341
Thanks neet!
I love her outfit, especially her eyes.

>>788338
The identity of our BOs are ausneets' most carefully guarded secrets. I know it's not me, but it could be any of you.

Need to violently shit. Getting arse cramps in waves. Going to have my arse alllah ackbar again. Worried about getting poo all over the toilet seat again. I've still got piss marks on the wall from when I sneezed.

>>788338
>chickendinner is webby but I might be dead wrong
you are dead wrong

Tonight's movie will be The Mission (1986). I haven't seen it, but it got nominated for 7 academy awards, stars Robert De Niro, has a soundtrack written by Ennio Morricone, and is full of whites enslaving darkies, so there should be something for everyone. 7pm AEDT.

>>788345
I'm just repeating what some other neet said at the time.

>>788311
Nice VPN you got there spammer.

>>788348
You're a mong if you post here raw.

I'm worried about the other PippaPoster. He has been quiet lately.

Drank too much last night. Monglyfe.

>>788343
>I know it's not me
Sussy

>>788344
Hodl and good luck NEET.

>>788346
Looks interesting, I haven't seen it either from what I recall.

>>788356
weakest grenades ever

>>788357
I suspect they were blast/offensive and not fragmentation/defensive grenades.

>>788338
I get their posts confused sometimes too.

>>788349
Why?

might create a virtual avatar of justin sledge to be my personal life coach and goad me into turning my life around

>>788360
Search "endchan" on wikipedia and then consider that cops can never find enough "right-wing" terrorism to meet their quotas.

>>788363
My IP doesn't make retarded threats or posts about violence.

>>788345
Chickendinner was nofun

>>788364
Do you think the cops will care you dumb fuck? All of that terrorism stuff is based around guilt by association. Simply posting on the same site can be enough to fuck you.
Stop being retarded.

Nofun never existed.

12:02 time for a rum

>>788366
Please tell me about all the people in australia who have been sent to jail for posting on endchan.

>>788369
You're only an alcoholic if you start before noon.

>>788371
the reason people eschew drinking before noon is that the ones who do will not do the things they are supposed to do in the morning

>>788370
You're retarded beyond belief if you think that something not having happened yet means it can't happen. There is at least one poster here already being investigated on terrorism charges and you think it is a good idea to draw that police attention to yourself. I'm not demanding you use a VPN or something but I am saying you are asking for trouble by not using one.

>>788372
If you never intend to do anything you can drink all day.

>>788371
You’re only an alcoholic if you die and your brother does not help you.

>>788373
Unless you roll your own VPN service, the VPN provider is going to hand over your billing and IP details without putting up any resistance. So you haven't gained anything, just forced the state to make two queries instead of one.

>>788375
That neet has been absent for years, ever since nuro brownsnaked him.
That was one of the earliest examples of imissfather pandering to him.

>>788376
You realise that different countries have different laws, right?

>>788377
Eighteen point one 🎾

>>788377
>That neet has been absent for years
You are that NEET and are telling the truth, or you're lying to us because you're not that NEET. Only that NEET can tell us the truth of whether he is here or not. Which one is it?

>>788376
You absolute minda. The cops need to explain how they get information. If they hand details over without any resistance the VPN service will tank except with clueless retards. There is a selection against it for this reason. Even if the cops want to fuck you for something they need to have a kosher line of evidence for it.

>>788380
Don't try to come off as smarter than you are.
Replace 'that NEET' in your sentence with IGA. I hereby accuse you of being IGA and claim IGA has been absent for years.

>>788379
Schizophrenia.

What did keegan post on IRC? Did he have a big old whine and get told to fuck off?

The experts are out in force today.

Going to drop a monster of a turd and then have a shower. Making a to-do list. Going to keep it doable.

>>788366
I'm going to blow up your arse.

>>788366
Do you know who you're posting with.

>>788381
Why would they do any of that for posts on this site? Especially ours?

>>788386
>Going to keep it doable.
Based.

International men in black roaming best A looking for leaky arse boongs who post on extremist websites.

>>788356
That fat bitch did not even bother checking those two guys on the ground.

It's all just a mob of east euro scum jerking off.
6th tab on 4th monitor jerking off.
Probably main screen is reddit.

Angle grinders and doof doof

Bopping

>>788394
Many such cases.

all wanked out, but have nothing else to do

frens!!

drinking ans red wine

t. bernd from KC

>>788403
thinking about chicken tenders tbh..

might buy some tonight.

Where is KC now?

>>788409
I'll look at it. I might post in it.

Looks pretty good.

>>788410
We have a famous Australian poster called "Paul" he is incel because he isn't black.

Yeah HEH, I'm a NEET.
Of 'Straya
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HEH, I'm a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
If only I could be, as cool as (You)!

What do bunyips actually look like? Are they real?

Try not to cry, nigger.. goddamnit

So uuuhhh this seems to be the only alive board on this site, whereas everywhere else is desolate.

I wonder why you are the only alive board.

>>788418
We keep it bopping

vile thread in the catalog

Hate pulling into the bottle-oh drivethru and nobody else is there.

>>788420
Only 912 posts to go!

>>788418
That Russian pol and the weeb boards are always boppin!

>>788419
Exactly.

>>788423
I always admire the amount of moderator activity in the logs for /polru/. Bans for everyone.

>>788373
Do you really think ASIO give a shit about a bunch of mongs posting about drinking goon and shitting?

>>788421
Does anyone here use Dans click and collect service ? Seems like a good idea until there are like 3 cars waiting. Seeming like it’s run also by the lower non important staff.

>>788429
kek

tfw no ausneet bf

>>788431
I used it once with some expensive wine, simply because if somebody was going to trip and drop everything I wanted it to be one of their staff. Seemed relatively painless enough, but there are only 2 bays at that Dans.

>>788425
Well the ruskie and hohol drama is just like nIGA but on a global scale

>>788433
bff?

>>788435
There is an another Dans I have been going to lately with the worst carpark longest walk and sketchiest trolleys (with no return bays) I might give it a go. Also online has some weird buying limits.

>>788439
kek

badly woe'd, think I might go for a little cruise

>>788441
Remember the wagon.

>>788427
Do you?

>>788443
I am not him, but it would be refreshing to see the number of times it has fallen out of me this year.

So with an hour or so to spare, Bill's mummybot cancelled their Christmas dinner saying she "didn't want to get sick".
She is going on a cruise over Christmas, but apparently wont tell Bill where they are going for some reason.
There is some suspicion they will be cruising with Bill's sisterbot's family, and that today's event is still on, just not for Bill and my sister and the mong kids.
Motherbat treats Bill better than his own parents do.

>>788445
>Motherbat treats Bill better than his own parents do.
She is a true saint, bless her.

>>788427
It's not so much ASIO as the AFP, and not so much Endchan as spillover from /pol/ on 4&8chan. If the FBI refers a post or thread to the AFP, they'll investigate and things will trickle up or down to other agencies.

>>788430
Fug that was hard to read

Bill's sister is a lawer who has never practiced a single day, and a failed state Liberal candidate. Apparently she can do no wrong and got everything growing up, while Bill was treated poorly. That didn't change even once he became an adult.
There's some real Keeping Up Appearances shit on that side of the family.

>>788431
Dan treats all staff equally. Because he's that good of a bloke.

>>788445
Poor Bill

>>788449
Poor Bill

>>788453
fake
>Hey babe, what do you want for dinner?
<Ooooh a classic Aussie burger
not
<Oh I don't know! What do you feel like?

>>788434
He did a follow up https://youtube.com/watch?v=N2RF-5371Ww [Embed]

>>788437
yes

>>788410
They are all paedophiles there.

>>788412
What?

>>788428
He posted photos of the documents the other day you retard.

>>788449
>lawer who has never practiced a single day
This is oddly common with women.

>>788454
They're kiwis too if my hearing doesn't decive me.

>>788461
Pretty sure the woman is, the bloke might be too. Although I've thought people were kiwis before only to be shocked that is just how people on the east coast sound.

>>788460
The only lawyering she did was create a family trust that owns all of their houses and to fuck Bill out of any inheritance when the parents die. (Or to fuck my sisterbot if something were to happen to Bill).

>>788461
Could be, although even East Coast Australians sound weird to me, as a BEST A resident and speaker of the King's English.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/far-north-queensland-hit-by-heavy-rain-flash-flooding/news-story/9731b48d321bb7a60ecaf8e26c7d7dd4
>Two men are trapped in a life-threatening situation as ex-tropical cyclone Jasper continues to wreak havoc in far north Queensland with flash flooding hitting many areas.
Nuro and IGA chose a bad time for a NEETup.

>>788464
I had a woman in my family do a similar thing. In her case she couldn't handle the competitiveness of the job.

>>788465
Based.

>>788467
Which she spun this big narrative about capitalism and said she didn't like working for a big firm but helping nigger youfs was doing some good and so on.

>>788470
you's dont show up in an old thread if made in a new thread

>>788471
Searching the postnumber in this thread came up empty.

This is my kind of zoo, hate having to pay top dollar so I can see some animal cunts enjoying themselves in some hotel while I live in a boong shack.

>>788473
Jesus that is depressing.

I need a pumice stone.

I'd top myself if this happened to me.

>>788477
It's a dick thing to do.
Feynman used to try and destroy people's PhD dissertation defences too. Like he'd study up in the days prior and try to fuck them up.

>>788475
Your arse needs a good pummeling.

weber throatfucking bill

>>788480
this didn't happen
stop posting this throatfucking stuff

>>788470
(You) addiction is a serious affliction.

>>788476
Why do some of the boongs have glasses?

>>788483
stole 'em from the servo

>>788481
Hasn't happened yet...

Monk can you create a count down website for us? It could start with a countdown for the tennis to start.

>>788486
How would IGA even watch the tennis? Does he have a television?

>>788487
I wish he had a television instead of a computer

>>788489
Isn't he on a really limited data plan of 10gb per month or something?

I hate being autistic.

>>788490
It has to be sacrificed for what is important.

>>788493
Based. Got one ordered already.

kneets

bill thrussy

>>788492
He should get on bosslady's internet like nuro.

>>788493
Oof, that's a hard 33.

Did somebody mention tennis?

Rangeban Queensland.

>>788500
I already trust your analysis.

think I'm depressed because my anxiety makes me interpret everything negatively. Or maybe I'm anxious because of my depression. It's all so hard.

Just had a hard freeze.

>>788495
Based Chadpreet getting that GRUSSY.

>>788500
They're all gonna fist someone

My boots only took three days to get from the USA to Australia. Fuck me dead, its going to take longer to get them from Melbourne to Adelaide then to a different continent.
The DHL site says the package weighs 29.5216 LBs which I hope is a typo or something.

>>788505
Give it a rub.

>>788508
Probably that weird volumetric weight thing they use for boxes.
I've had similar experiences with FedEx and DHL getting stuff from the US to here in 48-72 hours and then Australia Post trying to shit things up for the last mile. If you're lucky they'll hand it to Courier's Please and you'll have it tomorrow.

Had a 6 inch subway for dinner.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12848327/The-flashy-details-missed-Lisa-Wilkinsons-power-suit-parade-nod-proudest-moment-body-language-expert-reveals-shes-REALLY-feeling-defamation-trial.html
>On Tuesday, Wilkinson wore her 14th power suit in a row - a mid-pink Alex Perry outfit worth about $2000
>She carried a $4,495 plaited brown leather Loewe 'basket bag'
>3 bags
So approximately $30,000 in ugly suits and $15,000 in handbags. No mention of shoe costs, but throw in another $2000-4000 per pair. Probably cycled through 4 or 5 pairs in the past fortnight.

>>788504
Not real. All stems from low self-esteem. You have no self-esteem because you were never pushed into male group activities, no fraternal order. No masculine rite of passage or coming of age ceremony.
You finished year 12 and were left to your own devices to choose your value as sum of economic output.
The vitality and aggression of your youth, as your were told, was best dedicated to hedonism and vanity.
Our homosexual culture of egalitarianism failed us. Our natural Will to Power beaten from us.
There must be vengeance.

>>788510
Hopefully.
I can't say I am all that pleased with how Australia Post is these days.

>>788510
>If you're lucky they'll hand it to Courier's Please and you'll have it tomorrow.

Or never

>>788515
Pajeet does need Christmas presents.

weber

>>788511
Just watched Grego eat a very nice kebab.

>>788512
All of those outfits are embarrassing. Does she think they look good?

>>788520
she thinks this is what #girlboss looks like for bottom-heavy 60-something slappers

Bill?

I fear that when the AFP shut this board down, evidence of Bills works will have all of our cases forwarded to the ATO for audit.

>>788523
I am amused by the idea of the QLD police investigating a rape-murder-suicide of nuro/iga and struggling to unravel what happened.

>>788523
Whenever the police knock on my door I saw I don't use the internet and they go away.

>>788333
I'd love to lick her armpits.

>>788525
How often does that happen lol?

>>788511
>6 inch
some of us can only wish we had that much

>>788513
>You finished year 12
Actually I'm a high school drop out, but yeah

>>788525
I'm reminded of a seppo who rigged up a computer and wireless AP with a hidden ESSID on his neighbour's roof (using their power and internet) and just RDPed into it when he wanted to use the Internet.
The FBI worked it out eventually.

>>788530
We don't have FBI so that idea would probably work here.

Join us on womboflix in one hour for a game of waterfalls and jesuits, with The Mission (1986) - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>788533
I fixed the image

>>788421
I like it, I feel rushed if others are in there.

>>788534
and reduced the resolution

>>788536
while increasing the size

>>788477
Dude you can’t even administer this board for a few months. What makes you think you got a chance in academia ?

>>788430
I don't think any Hamas doctors are that good

>>788434
How many hours do you get?

>>788445
That's fucked. Poor bill.

Nanna Bill is a cunt. They might be mong but still her grandkids

>>788447
Wonder if they hav NK's poo photos on file.

>>788543
I hope so.

>>788524
>>788466
I'm amused at your obsession with the two.

>>788544
You need to spend more time on acquiring that cheesecake.

>>788547
It might be a threesome soon.

>>788449
Does this look like Bill?

>>788539
Amazing what they can do in a dimly lit tunnel during a war.

>>788541
Also means the grandkids didn't get whatever Christmas presents the evil witch was supposed to be giving them.

>>788547
I have to go to a wedding on thursday so I'll stay good till then.
Might get the cake next weekend but I've heard that cheesecake shop have fucked their cakes up because of inflation and dey no good no more.

>>788549
Kek. I was thinking the same…

>>788546
Only one (You) from that.

>>788549
lol no

>>788511
It's not dinner time

weber

>>788557
it is if you get up at 5am and have lunch at 11am

>>788558
that's gay

>>788558
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zU4lHzb_L6w [Embed]
elbow strikes to the head are where it's at
if you do it over concrete they usually dont wake up ever again

@Weber

Felicity Jones or Daisy Ridley?

>>788562
I take my samurai sword with me when o go to the corner store biff ups.

>>788564
smart

>>788563
had to google
they look exactly the same to me

Face blindness is a symptom of autism.

>>788558
You never lower your guard in a street fought because you don't know who has a knife. The correct play is to sidestep and throw a jab because at that range you're not going to get taken down, and if they've got a weapon they're going to pull it out as they put their guard up.
And you can just throw this sliding step jab over and over to maintenance that distance, an untrained fighter won't know how to rotate with their off-foot and after you do this three or four times they're bound to try mirroring you and shuffling with their off foot. That's when you can throw a full power right sweep, because all their weight is forward on their left they can't check it and will go down. The third move in this series is strong language, as you're not going to follow them down and they won't be able to get up without you booting them in the ribs. So you just abuse them for a while then walk off.

>>788511
We call them sangas around here m8

Might go ask for a footlong sweet onion chicken teriyaki sanga.

>>788525
It's so important not to say anything to pigs no matter what the situation. Give them all you legally need to (name dob etc). Anything else should be met with a "no comment".

>>788571
Family feast thanks.

>>788568
Do a karate chop and a roundhouse kick and they're done.

>>788554
Have another

>>788566
Not into Star Wars I take it? Jones has a nice set of DSLs and slightly bigger tits than Ridley. They're both Brits.

>>788578
>Not into Star Wars I take it?
I am, but I haven't seen the movie ones after the ones with the V for Vendetta girl.

>>788567
Au'tis the season.

Ready.

>>788575
Wax on, wax off.

What exactly is the point of banning nuro if you aren't going to enforce the ban?

>>788371
*outside of romania

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>788538
What caused Keegan to think that ChickenDinner is FluteNOOT/Davo?

>>788584
Alcoholism is a racial characteristic of Slavs and Romanians are cryptoslavs.

>>788583
I heard nuro couldn't sleep well last night because a man walked in and did a big shit filling his room with a stench so bad he couldn't get back to sleep

>>788588
I would've thought he'd be used to it by now. He is threatening to kill Monk on the film chat lol.

Lots of avionic technician work available soon for our boy.

>>788406
I should start making shitty jewtube shorts while wearing one of these
with heavily edited thumbnails I'm pretty sure I would be able to b8 em horny retards into watching a hairy guy with fake boobs playing the shitties solo they had ever heard

>>788588
kek

>>788586
we all know who
>chickendinner
really is

>>788591
You should get one of those tiktok filters and do it that way. You could bait horny Indians pretty well.

>>788593
Who?

Why is keegan doing global reports again?

>>788590
He's retired or at least they forced him to retire. He spends most of his time researching in the lab now.

>>788591
You can bet someone's doing just like that.

>>788591
It would suit you.

>>788601

michelle freeman ?

>>788583
You be BO

>>788583
He's too based to be banned.

>>788591
Put it on your back.

I'm not sure mongk even checks the report queue at all.

>>788587
I refuse to believe we are roman descendants in any way, shape, or form
christ's sake we used cyrillic letters up until not so long ago

>>788609
He's a busy man, leave him alone.

>>788609
Based.

>>788607
I find it funny how nuro is saying he is going to kill monk and monk can't even be bothered banning nuro. hahaha

>>788612
Whizzing?

>>788614
Monk is wise enough not to try

nvm
I've chickened out
do you remember that guy who used to dress as a woman ironically for omegle only to turn into a tranny some years later?
I don't wanna end up like him

Why was >>788202 deleted and what was it?

>>788612
He's probably the leanest lad on the block by now.

>>788618
oh man you don't want to know, believe me

>>788620
BoardNEET didn't cite any rule in the logs which has me curious.

>>788619
That fat cunt is the block.

>>788606
You get a great glimpse of just how vacuous she really is in this frame. Deep down she knows how pathetic she is for these videos but keeps doing it because of even more pathetic 'men' like yourself she knows will keep watching...

>>788623
Thanks tiffin.

tiffin is a beta in real life

>>788562
That'll get you 5-10 years for manslaughter.

>>788568
OK Segal.

>>788623
You're missing the point entirely. It's just blokes having some fun.

>>788617
Good decision.

>>788623
>I want my e-girls to be rocket scientists

whereber?

>>788577
Manlet Munroe

>>788579
She peaked in that Lion moofie.

>>788627
Naturally. The only chadneets here are the mostly quiet unassuming ones like weber and monk.

>>788636
That is from 2015. He has since found a gf and everything.

>>788618
That was a long time ago bro, ya best be moving along.

>>788639
It wasn't even twenty-four hours ago you fucking liar.

Having a cup of tea in lieu of drinking.

>>788638
I just read wife. But where are the photographs?

>>788643
They used to be on twitter. I haven't followed that drama in a long time.

>>788619
Been on IRC lately?

>>788645
One of our execs would knock a hole in the floor.

>>788647
Settle down IGA.

>>788648
stick to the tennis

>>788645
I go up steps the same way.

>>788638
Very cool very swag I like it!

>>788650
>>788651
would non-consensually rape

>>788654
I am eat banana as reward.

>>788651
Would give a manly handshake to

>>788645
Happened anything?

>>788659
Bull, you would have your tongue down her throat so fast it wouldn't be funny.

>>788657
I eat peach. No longer reward.

>>788661
Kissing is gay.

Bill, you would have your tongue down my throat so fast it wouldn't be consensual.

WHat didn't happen?

It didn't

>>788647
How was that storm last night. Pretty intense aye.

>>788672
Both of the fucking faggots are still here so evidently it was not enough.

>>788651
>>788650
Lol your triggered

>>788672
I wouldn't know since it wasn't near me.

garn buy a new belt

>>788677
getting a larger size?

How do execs go about buying belts?

>>788678
No, just a fancier one. My current one is about thirty years old.

>>788679
they usually get them at shops

>>788681
Very poorly bantered.

>>788684
So I'm Nuro and IGA?

>>788681
hahaha kek well photoshop'd

>>788682
But they can't wear normal ones? Do they just make really big ones for them?

I've tightened my belt up, size 34 feels a bit loose now

>>788681
kek

>>788688
shops sell various sizes

>>788688
They use the same size as pants I think.

>>788684
There is a reason DunnyWave Raves haven't been shut down m8

Johnny Bigg goes up to 54 inches. Still seems to be pretty small.

Passed out after my light lunch time boongery and woke up two hours ago with a migraine. Had a paracetamol and two ibuprofen but then vomited them up, with the cinnamon donut binge.

>>788693
He can't be all that musical considering the low quality of his songs dedicated to IGA.

>>788681
When they finally remake the Land of The Giants tv show I know who she will play, and it won't be one of the little people.

>>788697
You need to learn from the BASED ONE and take them via an enema.

I want to see Zerah Gunes fight Debicki and her sister.

>>788697
You need to eat healthy and early to bed for a few days to recover.

>>788699
Bopping

What happened to that neet that said there was a girl he went to highschool with and she cried about not having a boyfriend because she was too tall?

>>788704
>few days
I'm going to have another sesh in a bit.

>>788710
I don't need your approval

>>788698
His love and passion drives the beat

>>788711
There was no ellipsis there retard.

>>788699
At last!

>>788716
Please don't be condescending. You know how much I value your opinion.

Thinking about that time in Surfers when Nuro refused to do his part.