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NEET General #773 - Pineapple Edition NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No. 787307
Do you NEETs like pineapple?
I ate a fresh one once and the acid made my mouth burn for a couple of days afterwards.

Old Thread: >>786313

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.787318 del
Can pineapple best pineapple 🍍

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.787320 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.787333 del
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I need Monk to do his god damn job.

Monk last night Shiban Banned IGA >>786886

Then he bitched about it here >>786900

So Monk if you see IGA today its your job as #BO to ban IGA for Ban Evasion.
User was banned for ban evasion

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.787334 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.787336 del
Sounds gay.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.787337 del
if the alcohol content is lower than 4% it ain't worth it

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.787338 del
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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.787339 del
Well done Monk.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.787340 del
is that photo ai?
the fingers don't look alright but the count is on point

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.787341 del
I think it's a photo. But there are people out there who retouch ai/ml generated stuff to make 'em closer to photos.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.787342 del
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too bored with the board to stay awake.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.787343 del
Do you neets have a fixed warm up routine for lifting? I always do warmup sets, starting with just the bar, along with some dynamic stretching which mostly involves me spazzing about and going by feel.

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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.787345 del
I do some casual stretching (basically just lift my arms up and out and other very basic moves) then I start with the empty bar and then I go to my full weight. Nothing in-between.

I don't have the patience for anything else.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.787346 del
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I do a static set, plank and hang and squat and handstand before I get into it.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.787347 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vCHREyE5GzQ [Embed]

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.787348 del
I think they downsized the quality in order to make it more real

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.787349 del
Is this another case of Monk ruins everything ?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.787350 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.787351 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.787352 del
plus the left hand ring finger has a rather weird shape

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.787353 del
Yes. I think both arms, chest, and back muscles have to be warmed up.

Probably the grain is added too.

Just wanted to note that on closer inspection her left knuckle at the ring finger is misshapen.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.787354 del
At the neet commune we will all eat beans and bran three times a day.

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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.787356 del
I used to use this: http://warmupreps.com/
Although as you start to lift decent amounts, the warmup sets become a workout on their own almost.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.787357 del
Imagine calling yourself an Aussie and not using the term 'sanga'.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.787358 del
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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.787359 del
Fifth poo coming up. Need a plug.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.787360 del
I never heard that growing up. It sounds British, not Aussie.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.787361 del
Ever changed the shoes in a drum brake?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.787362 del
Maranello, Salisbury

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.787365 del
What's up with saving pics from the weeb boards and posting them here?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.787366 del
I've done some amateur repairs on my glasses after bending them out of shape during a goon slumber. Managed to get the lens to sit right only when the the screw holding the lens seat thing is completely undone, they were that fucking bent.
Will go to specsavers tomorrow to see if they can fix them properly, surprisingly they have some pairs as low as $39 on their site. Hopefully I don't need another eye test, its fucking gay how they can't just copy the prescriptions right off the lens you bring in. Jewish medicine, all of it. Probably would have been fine if I never got the first pair.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.787367 del
>wearing glasses

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.787368 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.787369 del
That's a big schnitty. Looks dry though.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.787370 del
Yeah you'd need a ton of gravy to get through it.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.787371 del
How many are you having?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.787372 del
>pair of testes in poo water

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.787373 del
Can you get multiple copies from the one test?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.787374 del
Enjoy your feast neet.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.787375 del
Yeah they have 2 for $XYZ and stuff.
Maybe I should just get 4 of the $39 pair.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.787376 del
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Made dinner

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.787377 del
Get a new test done NEET, your vision may have changed since the last one. And get a nice new pair of glasses. Something fashionable.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.787378 del
>Maybe I should just get 4 of the $39 pair.
they'll look like army birth control goggles for that price

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.787379 del
What is under the cheese on the bread? Looks like tomatoes out of a tin.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.787380 del
Very dynamic. Looks good.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.787381 del
Get your glasses fixed NEET. Things are worse than you thought.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.787383 del
I got one done like a year ago. I'm sure it hasn't changed that much

I actually think this might be what I'm wearing now

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.787384 del
well bantered

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.787385 del
Those look good NEET.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.787386 del
oh they're alright then
I thought they might be those black plastic ones

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.787387 del
They do a good schnitty.
It went a bit shit when they changed owners, good to see its back to being good.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.787388 del
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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.787389 del
They did that pizza box parmie I posted once or twice ages ago

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.787390 del
links to posts

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.787391 del
Very well bantered.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.787392 del
good night boongs
I'm about to pass out

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.787393 del
good night gypsy
brush your teeth

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.787394 del
rape night

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.787395 del
night m8

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.787397 del
Perconf on bifddirs

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.787398 del
Good night.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.787399 del
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.787400 del
Good 'night'

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.787401 del
" " not ' '

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.787402 del
Three cups white rice, half a bag of black and gold veggies, assorted onions, 250g bushed
Budget bacon marinaded in hoi sin sauce, 5 spice, red oil.

Huge fried rice.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.787403 del
For Your Eyes Only is on 9GEM at 8.40pm

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.787405 del
Sounds fab.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.787406 del
>watching tv

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.787407 del
James Bond would get his blood tests done. Even Roger Moore version.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.787409 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.787410 del
>Roger Moore
Yeah, he died 6 years ago.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.787411 del
You stare at a PC screen all day, so what's the difference?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.787412 del
He lived a long time, because he always got his blood tests done.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.787413 del
Good point. A screen is a screen.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.787414 del
Weber is a Jehovahs Witness, he doesn't believe in blood tests.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.787415 del
James Bond but morbidly obese and incel.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.787416 del
Nasty remark. Brown snake.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.787417 del
My brain is brokedn

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.787418 del
Well bantered

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.787419 del
I wonder if Lochie is related to Ian

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.787420 del
Go away.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.787421 del
Poorly bantered

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.787422 del
Might jig up some nachos and call it a night.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.787423 del
Might nig up some nachos and call it a night.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.787424 del
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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.787425 del
They used to have a really good lunch specials menu.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.787426 del
It was a good night.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.787427 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.787428 del
Crunchy zinger burger is shit. Didn't realise it had corn chips on it, but not just that there was some sickening nacho powder shit. Nah

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.787429 del
Yeah doesn't sound good.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.787430 del
going nap again

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.787431 del
When tiffin become fuhrer of ausneets we will dine well.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.787432 del
James Bond had a complete set of bloodwork done in Die Another Day

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.787433 del
an uncomfy truth

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.787434 del
I don't wank in front of the television.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.787435 del
an underrated james bond movie

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.787436 del
I liked the Pierce Brosnan era.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.787437 del
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He looked very bondish, and he comported himself as a serious spy

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.787438 del
Yes I prefer when they take it seriously. If I want satire I will watch Austin Powers.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.787439 del
His mind reels as he is flooded with memories, Oink Oink the Pig Man has resurfaced to bring terror back to the city

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.787440 del
He's still alive.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.787441 del
Are any of us truly alive?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.787442 del
Is he? That is an old photo. someone should join his discord and see what he's up to.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.787443 del
food for thought.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.787444 del
That is my exact biography

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.787445 del
I believe the last two things.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.787446 del
Queue expander

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.787447 del
I hope you caught dinner and it was good.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.787448 del
You look good NEET.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.787449 del
>AGSVA conducts the following external checks as part of the vetting assessment process:
>Digital footprint check
Yikes. Not applying.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.787450 del
Their monitor would start flashing red and a siren would go off.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.787451 del
I'm back. I feel so much better.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.787452 del
A NEET posted a similar story about his toilet once.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.787453 del
I am glad you feel better NEET.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.787454 del
Mozzie season has started. I've also been sweating enough to clog the auto-spin thing on my scroll wheel

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.787455 del
The mozzies have been at me tonight. Evil creatures.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.787456 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.787457 del
Last fortnight I declared my working hours but no pay, because I hadn't been paid and didn't know how much it would be.
Should I just declare the pay and no working hours this time to balance it out?
Need a handler for these things

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.787458 del
Pretty sure most of the vetting is just a shit test to weed out the kind of workers who would go on strike.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.787459 del
It sounds right.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.787460 del
Forgot to put the washing machine on. Hung out dirty sheets, now I've got dank filthy sheets.woe

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.787461 del
Bond is an Irish non anglo subhuman.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.787462 del
I mean Pierce Brosnan.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.787463 del
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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.787464 del
Spent $140 between coles and aldi. Doesn't feel like much.
I had a footlong sub today, with a 600ml coke zero it cost over $20.

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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.787466 del
Nearly midnight already.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.787467 del
>Doesn't feel like much
It isn't these days.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.787468 del
Smiling for no reason

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.787469 del
hello cheeky scrubs. its me big man tyrone here.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.787470 del
>big man tyronov

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.787471 del
eat a dick cunt

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.787472 del
im an aussie in south korea smashing prime korean cunt

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.787473 del
I get no pussy

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.787474 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.787475 del
what did you bust to?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.787476 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.787477 del
Andy Savage

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.787478 del
good morning neetbros, slept poorly, feeling discombobulated

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.787479 del
Savage anal?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.787480 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.787481 del
It's finally falling out of me

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.787482 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.787483 del
Good morning Cruisey

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.787484 del
faark, I need some white mondsters to make up for lack of sleep

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.787485 del
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Good evening (morning), fellas!
Gonna stream Grand Prix (1966) on Endchan's 8th Bday, on December 21st at 1pm AEDT.
On Endchan Movie Corner: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Gonna post reminders.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.787486 del
sounds good, Big Fellow.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.787487 del
Every man associated with that film is dead now. Three of the women are still alive. Probably because they were young floozies when it was filmed while the men were established actors.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.787488 del
I did a big sloppy shit of yesterdays 9 cans of solo, 3 tendies, 1 popcorn chicken, 10 nuggers, large chips, and a dinner roll

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.787489 del
I'm going to have an OG mondster and a Rockstart purple punch one back to back

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.787490 del
It was falling out of you.

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I bake u caek

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.787492 del
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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.787493 del

Such is the case with "old" movies. Read some stuff recently listing movies, the author called movies made in the 90s "old".


NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.787494 del
Woke up too early again.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.787495 del
I heard a zoomer call the Raimi spiderman films old once.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.787496 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nXAKEwtzjeU [Embed]

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.787498 del
need to get dressed and go see the whizzer idiots

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.787499 del
The song says he's going to hit Hong Kong mattress all night long

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.787500 del
You don't really need to get dressed.
Have you been to the donor kebabs shop in town?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.787501 del
I went right.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.787502 del
Good morning NEETs.
I have the home NEET outfit in the washing machine.
Wearing the out NEET outfit inside for the time being.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.787503 del
I need more stimulants. Need to get back on the dexies.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.787504 del
Have a black instant and do some exercise to get yourself going. You do not need the Jew pharmaceuticals.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.787505 del
Do zoomers drink lots of energy drinks or is it a millenial thing?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.787506 del
Monster energy drink was created by an actual jew. Why am I not surprised? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Sacks

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.787507 del
Weber will need to find an Aryan beverage alternative.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.787508 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.787509 del
The Rod Sack juice.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.787510 del
Falling asleep already.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.787511 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.787512 del
Sounds like a Friday of adventure and woe.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.787513 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.787514 del
Third coffee.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.787515 del
think I might drink excessive amounts of coffee

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.787516 del
She is gorgeous. She has such expressive eyes.

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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.787518 del
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Seems post is now using boong names for their parcel centres.
>Boorna Wangkiny Mia, which culturally translated means ‘Home of the Message Stick’

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.787519 del
Dan uses an iron bar to deliver messages.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.787520 del
Might have a nap.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.787521 del
It is very important for a neet to have lots of naps in the day so he has enough energy for his main sleep at night.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.787522 del
his morse code is in the form of caved in boong skulls

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.787523 del
we all know that feel
luckily, if you don't act upon it your need will pass

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.787524 del
Yes I noticed that on one of mine several months ago.
It is so stupid to try and make us have place names that are not in our own language. We can't even say them right and they do not roll of the tongue.
Abo names have a ludicrous and cringe element too. Flubbawubbajuba. Embarrassing. I won't say them.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.787525 del

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.787526 del
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making some more coffee - do you neets want any?

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.787527 del
We should rename /ausneets into a tradition boong name.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.787528 del
I'm good thanks.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.787529 del
Also to be more culturally sensitive, edition numbers and post ids should be capped at 3

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.787530 del
I just made another cup.
Jitter bros.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.787531 del
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Jewesses in stockings are my stimulant of choice.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.787532 del
In many Aboriginal languages, -ba is a suffix that roughly means 'at the place of'. And every Koori knows that mum – which rhymes with 'vroom' – is the local word for 'bum'.


NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.787533 del
Cruisey can do the traditional smoking ceremony.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.787534 del
That's how is mob count now, 1, 2, few, many.

NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.787535 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.787536 del
Going to have a fifth cup. This means ten spoonfuls.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.787537 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.787538 del
I'm heading towards double digits

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.787539 del
You caffeine NEETs need to be careful.
I gave up the coffee several months ago and have noticed I feel better and ironically am less tired and sleepy during the day.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.787540 del
The day just feels longer.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.787541 del
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Feeling much better after the 10th cup of coffee. Like I've reached a high score and have unlocked a power-up bonus. Recommend neets drink more.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.787542 del
Its a Jewish poison.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.787543 del
big rape

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.787544 del
Sixth coffee.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.787545 del
shaved nape

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.787546 del
Well LA DI DA !

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.787547 del
Dr Monk said you need to stay away from the board as you are at risk of having another heart attack.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.787548 del
Orally ?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.787549 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.787550 del
The Houthis tried to recruit weber to clog the Suez canal once.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.787551 del
I doubt they could afford his fee.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.787552 del
It is awful when you finish up after a shit and then immediately need to piss. It feels wrong to flush the toilet twice like that.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.787553 del
You don't piss while still sitting?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.787554 del
They hijacked a tanker of pink moscato.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.787555 del
used goods

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.787556 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.787557 del
>The Beast
Judaism etc...

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.787558 del
I never flush the toilet, the savings on water are worth it

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.787559 del
I do, but sometimes I need to piss after flushing and washing my hands.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.787560 del
alright guys and goys, garn for a cruise, you want anything while I'm out?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.787561 del
Wash your hands in the flushing toilet to save water.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.787562 del
Can you get me a catdog roll, a steamed dimsim, a apple and guava juice and one of the new white magnums pleasen

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.787563 del
Pack of zooper doopers thanks.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.787564 del
Bitch is wearing contacts, there's nothing genuine about her.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.787565 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.787566 del
home now
just woe

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.787567 del
Cherry ripe please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.787568 del
a small one, or one of those 200g bars?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.787569 del
days already more than half over and I haven't done a fucking thing

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.787570 del
It's almost the weekend. Bill time soon.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.787571 del
thanks you for spoiling

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.787572 del
for me it's beer

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.787573 del
grab some more beer

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.787574 del
i have to go to the bank and pull more money out for him
he'll effectively get a free day's wage as he's not showing up on sunday
i think i'm going to get somebody else to finish the job... I'm up to about $20,000 outlay for some gray paint and a few patched cracks

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.787575 del
This is plan. Or to at least try the 90-120 minute delayed intake method

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.787576 del
Did he at least clean up all that dust?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.787577 del
>somebody else to finish the job
I would be willing to do half - the half that involves not showing up but still getting paid.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.787578 del
Same with me. It was true yesterday, it will be true tomorrow.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.787579 del
I've managed to get the spoilers to work by clicking both boxes.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.787580 del
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yeah really well

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.787581 del
I always do the same
idk what the first box is supposed to do
idk what the second box is supposed ot do

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.787582 del
>brings him back an unripened cherry

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.787583 del
Monk could snort that up

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.787584 del
The year's almost over and I haven't done a fucking thing

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.787585 del
I think it is for spoilering them all vs only some.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.787586 del
Hope you're good at picking up wet soap.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.787587 del
Bill may not be perfect but the tradies these days are absolute cock heads and you are lucky if you can get one to return your calls let alone do a decent job for you.
Stick with Bill he will get the job done.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.787588 del
Webers existence is just one big complaint.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.787589 del
Pretty much. I'm utterly miserable.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.787590 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.787591 del
Upload a bulge pic, that might make you feel better.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.787592 del
That was not a helpful suggestion NEET.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.787593 del
Weber would feel better if he started using a CPAP. There is a strong link between poor sleep and depression.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.787594 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.787595 del
You won't even try it.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.787596 del
Treat yourself to a Dolands and racism tomorrow morning.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.787597 del
I didn't make that post and I've already posted a bulge picture here previously. You post one.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.787598 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.787599 del
Both those things are part of the problem.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.787600 del
might sulk until next year

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.787601 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.787602 del
Later sulkNEET.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.787603 del
They're out there waiting for the taxi again. Twenty minutes plus.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.787604 del
They crave the whole affair.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.787605 del
Too much effort apparently

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.787606 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.787607 del
She's yelling at him. He left the door open.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.787608 del
What's the best sort of pasta to get from real italian places? Should I just order spaghetti bolognese because that's what I eat at home and I know I like?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.787609 del
Sir craves the work too.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.787610 del
Get the carbonara.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.787611 del
I sneezed whilst taking a piss and got piss all over the wall.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.787612 del
White sauce pasta fucking sucks. Harrumph and good day to you.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.787613 del
'And it is also said,' answered Frodo: 'Go not to the neets for counsel for they will answer both no and yes.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.787614 del
Its good advice though.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.787615 del
It's spraying from you.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.787616 del
'Watch me twerk; watch me nae nae' said Gandalf, seductively.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.787617 del
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Hungry from dieting. Garn play some more hitman to distract me from hunger. You neets want anything?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.787618 del
3 dead niggers and a corrupt judge please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.787619 del
you need a jewish lawyer?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.787620 del
reminds me of bukowski's dad

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.787621 del
or mother

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.787622 del
or grandma

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.787623 del
desu idfk
it's been too long since I've read his books

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.787624 del
you dont need to list out all six million

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.787625 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W2msh0jut2Y [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.787626 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.787627 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.787628 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.787629 del
jiving and sulking

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.787630 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.787631 del
Need a Belgian gf.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.787632 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kBWhvogb3wo [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.787633 del
they have webbed toes

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.787634 del
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Wings on for later, just added heaps soy sauce and some water, I'll just let it simmer now and serve with it rice vermicelli.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.787635 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aRlSHG5hRY4 [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.787636 del
aren't you banned?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.787637 del
looks bad

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.787638 del
Looks good. How even is the heat from the portable gas stove? I used to use them at scouts and found they often had hot spots.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.787639 del
No, IGAs ban has expired. Nuro however is still banned.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.787640 del
They can't run they're full of chocolate.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.787641 del
Their drummer struggles with keeping time. Subtle but perceptible.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.787642 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.787643 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.787644 del
Looks horrible.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.787645 del
One Ukranian-French actress/model please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.787646 del
>IGAs ban has expired
He is permabanned, just like Nuro. We see you.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.787647 del
you're being delusional

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.787648 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4A4-oS4AjLc [Embed]

International Cruisey needs to record himself singing this for us while he strums his geetar

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.787649 del
Eh, their return has been allowed for so long the permabans are defacto retracted. I said in the beginning that tiffin needed to be banned too.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.787650 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.787651 del
I don't think so.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.787652 del
>defacto retracted
defacto retarded

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.787653 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.787654 del
I am pretty sure the 24 hour ban from shibs the other day wasn't even IGA. nuro just said it was because it was critical of him and only IGA would dislike nuro...

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.787655 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GM1kzbAgo_E [Embed]

lets kill some gooks

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.787656 del
I find it ok for steaks, but yes some areas do get hotter than others.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.787657 del
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Wok on my stir-frying brother from another mother!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.787658 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.787659 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.787660 del
Those bans were applied under chickenshitfordinner's tenure as BO.

And that faggot went AWOL so fuck him and fuck you too!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.787661 del
You got banned yesterday by monk. Your ban still holds. Stop posting.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.787662 del
cut that shit out

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.787663 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.787664 del
Seventeenth wank of the day.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.787665 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.787666 del
Is not.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.787667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XKuJUxGntRI [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.787668 del
why do you keep doing that shit?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.787669 del
It wasn't.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.787670 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.787671 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a7D5H6U185g [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.787672 del
But I thought you didn't come to this board anymore...

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.787673 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.787674 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.787675 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.787676 del
>tfw irritable bussy

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.787677 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EPdn9_h2dCY [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.787679 del
There was an 'enjoy your gift' letter in the Amazon box, but no gift.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.787680 del
I'm not the dunny dweller. Okay?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.787681 del
Everyone is Nuro to that delusional headcase, okay?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.787682 del
was the thing you ordered in the box?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.787683 del
Hope it works. Are you just using DOSBox to play them?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.787685 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.787686 del
Put one between each chux.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.787687 del
114.1kg on the scales this morning. Had a chilli tuna sandwich for lunch, a fibre one caramel brownie and a snacksize pack of red rock delis sweet chilli chips. Had one of those low calorie icecream tubs from aldi that I was saving for dessert but unfortunately I got stuck into it. Already logged salt and pepper squid with tartare sauce and one of those premade salad bowls for dinner. 1640cals for the day.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.787689 del
>1640cals for the day.
That is good NEET. You are doing well.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.787690 del
boong, I can't fucking sing

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.787691 del
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Thank you handsome neet. The end goal is 70-75kg. I haven't been that weight since I was 13.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.787692 del
>above 70 kilos

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.787693 del
I bet you're some undiscovered black hole

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.787694 del
anything under 70 is somalian tier starving and anything above is obesity

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.787695 del
please don't be nasty romanibro

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.787696 del
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You need to beef up to get into the executive club.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.787697 del
Made chin ramen dry style with fried egg, tofu, cucumber. Needed kimchi

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.787698 del
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Had to try a couple of the wings, I'll just thicken a bit of the cooking liquid and use that as a sauce for the vermicelli.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.787699 del
Sounds good neet.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.787700 del
Looks and sounds good.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.787701 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.787702 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.787703 del
It's too spicy, you really need the tofu and cucumber just to eat it

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.787704 del
you're too spicy

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.787705 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.787706 del
Skin looks rubbery.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.787707 del
Never Say Never Again is on 9GEM tonight. That's the Connery one that he made 12 years after his last performance and was not made by EON.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.787708 del
Skin looks rubbery.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.787709 del
that's the one with kim basinger in her prime

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.787710 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix, Sylvester Stallone and not-too-old Sharon Stone star in The Specialist (1994), with stallone building bombs and blowing people up for various reasons.

Then on Sunday, The Mission (1986), a period drama film about the experiences of a Jesuit missionary in 18th-century South America. With Bobby De Niro, Jezza Irons and Liam Neeson.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.787711 del
Going to nap again.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.787712 del
yes you can see her nurples in a pink leotard thing in a couple of scenes

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.787713 del
I like spicy food.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.787714 del
"a hard solo martini, shaken not stirred"

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.787715 del
Bill is a poor substitute for Q.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.787716 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.787717 del
Enjoy your Helen flapper feast NEET

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.787718 del
Big and good feed.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.787719 del
I will save some for breakfast

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.787720 del
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you are very suave neet

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.787721 del
what sort of pidser does james bond eat?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.787722 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.787723 del
Stone's legs look mighty fine!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.787724 del
at least bill isn't a queer

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.787725 del
Did he reject Weber's advances?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.787726 del
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Hope all the neets are puting up their christmas trees.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.787727 del
I don't believe the books make mention pidser, but I have a sneaking suspicion Bond would decry it altogether (with some racist quip) or would say that only one particular type like a Margarita would be acceptable subject to being prepared in a strict manner.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.787728 del
In one book he bangs on about crabs and hot buttered toast

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.787729 del
I put three slices in the fridge.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.787730 del
sweet tang of rape

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.787731 del
that peculiar combination of fish market and sewerage

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.787732 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.787733 del
Warm it up when you do.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.787735 del
I see what you did there.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.787736 del
I have misplaced something important.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.787737 del
Microwaves are for poofters

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.787738 del
how else are neets meant to cook snags?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.787739 del
Goodnight gramps

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.787740 del
pooftas with ridiculous paper towel budgets

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.787741 del
I have unmisplaced the important things

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.787742 del
You're legs?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.787743 del
That's some nice sounding feed tbh. Good luck with the weight loss.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.787744 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.787745 del
lol no
all of the keys to the corvette
I put them somewhere safe a month or so ago then probably got drunk and erased all memory of having done so

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.787746 del
You are using the right number of paper towels.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.787747 del
Did you mean shin ramyun?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.787749 del
Something probably got placed on top of them which will make it even more difficult to find them.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.787750 del
One pot sloppa

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.787751 del
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Do any neets who consume large amounts of caffeine and sugar also have anxiety?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.787752 del
Thanks neet. I'm back and feeling awful. Very groggy.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.787753 del
Considering one last coffee for the day.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.787754 del
Watching Split Second (1992) with Rutger Hauer, it's a terrible horror b-movie that somehow has a lot of good moments anyway.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.787755 del
I need at least one bottle of wine before I can do anything productive.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.787756 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.787757 del

Don't you just wanna lick em!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.787758 del
>has a lot of good moments
so it's not terrible

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.787759 del
C'mon don't start this shit again please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.787760 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.787761 del
>152.72 KB
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DaqDuZkNuPw [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.787762 del
well, it has a 26% rating on metacritic

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.787763 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.787764 del
Everywhere monitoring.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.787765 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.787766 del
I'm not liking this stupid discord trend.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.787767 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.787768 del
>45.34 KB
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.787769 del
It's also used in Teams.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.787770 del
It's also used in Teams.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.787771 del
My arse is used by teams.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.787772 del
Had my last coffee for the day.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.787773 del
I should probably cook those prawns

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.787774 del
I got some for more than half price today. Gonna cook them in butter.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.787775 del
Cook me garlic prawns please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.787776 del
>half price prawns

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.787777 del
The 'banana' prawns I got were on sale $14/kg. And that's about as cheap as you'll get at Colesworth. Got half a kilo yesterday. Going to de-vein them and poach in boiling water. Then I'll freeze them for later use.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.787778 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.787779 del
Freshly dethawed. And they say not to refreexe.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.787780 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.787781 del
But I've got to fix the kitchen sink tap firxt. Life is so hard. I need a Bill of my own.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.787782 del
Isn't the middle one a pom in Darwin?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.787783 del
Garn listen to Triple J whild I do all this hard yakka. Fuck sickos and fuck Tiffin!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.787784 del
Could you afford Bill?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.787785 del
any familiar faces?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.787786 del
Not too long until the Tennis starts.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.787787 del
How long has this bill business being going on for? It seems like years, and all that's happened is webby's house is getting destroyed.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.787788 del
Maybe Bill is making additions for that bloke under the floorboards.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.787789 del
He should just sell the house

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.787790 del
Bill is secretly building the commune under there for us.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.787791 del
We may as well take over weber's bedroom at this point. It is basically terra nullius.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.787792 del
Whatever the prawn jew says to do, you dont do, you do what they say not to do.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.787793 del
Severely woed

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.787794 del
Would the walls be able the DunnyWave?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.787795 del
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is that guy gonna have sex with an alligator? thats fukn pure death metal, man.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.787796 del
lift some weights

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.787797 del
squats and oats.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.787798 del
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Rutger Hauer is constantly smoking, eating chocolate and sugar and drinking coffee in this movie. And is diagnosed with severe anxiety and inability to get along with others. A neet role model.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.787799 del
Running out of data. Prolonged absence incoming.
Have a happy Christmas NEETs.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.787800 del
Severely woed

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.787801 del
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merry christmas neet

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.787802 del
Watched Julia Roberts and Kevin Bacon.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.787803 del
I hope you are IGA.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.787804 del
Nasty neet

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.787805 del
I'm concerned about low-data neet. One of the other neets who lives in the same city should visit him and take him a hamper of internet data

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.787806 del
Goodbye neet, enjoy your christmas.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.787807 del
please neet, nobody should wish IGA on anyone

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.787808 del
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I was going to send this to him as a surprise.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.787809 del
I miss the good old days when I'd sneak into my parent's before christmas and peek at my presents.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.787810 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.787811 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.787812 del
Watching Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.787813 del
Sounds scary.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.787814 del
I wish we could rangeban all of queensland.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.787815 del
I would like to believe we all have dreams. It keeps the mind busy.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.787816 del
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This woman used her phone to film her laptop playing Gilmore Girls, and then took screenshots on her phone. Is she just retarded or does netflix or whatever have DRM that prevents you from taking a screenshot?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.787817 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.787818 del
I've been having a terrible time putting sentences the last few days. I haven't been drinking either. Odd.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.787819 del
I misread that and thought you were talking about a gilmore girls roleplaying game

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.787820 del
Yeah, there are quite a few things wrong with that sentence. I've got a bad case of neet brain today. I'm sure alcohol will fix it.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.787821 del
Good night Pidge xx.
I don't care if you're diseased.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.787822 del
What a slut

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.787823 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.787824 del
goon night.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.787825 del
Good. Because I can't be fucked cooking them tonight. Back into the freexer they go.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.787826 del
What will Kev have for brekky tomorrow?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.787827 del
You're just jealous.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.787828 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.787829 del
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Bouritos improve significantly with pork, chipotle sauce, rough salsa verde, BEANS. Still in two minds about cooking the onion.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.787830 del
They look good. Well cooked tortillas.
Cook that onion.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.787831 del
I hope that neet didn't have a evening coffee

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.787832 del
Two please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.787833 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.787834 del
two for me too, and could i get some cheese on them too

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.787835 del
Every single night, for as long as I can remember, I've fallen asleep by lying on my bed watching youtube videos

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.787836 del
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Batten down teh hatches Keegz, a big one approacheth.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.787837 del
I think Weber farted about 10mins ago.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.787838 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.787839 del
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Yeah buddy

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.787840 del
The chux were blowing outwards like the tail of a kite.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.787841 del
I bought some alertness essential oil enhaler from the super market and its made me even dumber

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.787842 del
I like that green and blue colour combination Novak is wearing.
I should give it a try.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.787843 del
Mine keeps going to kings and generals. Woken up to the same Byzantium history video more than once.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.787844 del
Salvation (2009) is the only one worth watching after T2.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.787845 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.787846 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.787847 del
Wrong, that one is shit. T3 is the best of the ones after T2.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.787848 del
All that's missing is cheese.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.787849 del
I heard that Lacoste brand is pretty expensive.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.787850 del
I'm worth it.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.787851 del
If Joh was still alive he would sort them out.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.787852 del
Hello DebickiNEET

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.787853 del
Those aren't my biscuits.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.787854 del
You're thinking of me.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.787855 del
Bought some pink moscato. Had a chat with an old lady there about moscato. She said she sometimes buys rose by accident because she doesn't read the label she just looks at the bottle. I find this rather sweet for some reason. She had similarly povo tastes to me lol.
Back on the Gilmore Girls.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.787856 del
She sounds like a good old bird.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.787857 del
That last post is pretty funny.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.787858 del
Yeah, she said her husband bought her a $50 bottle of moscato last Christmas and she told him she'd rather have ten $5 bottles. Absolutely NEET tier.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.787859 del
Cringing as I recall all the autistic shit I've done over the years.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.787860 del
Mike is popping me a late night snack.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.787861 del
Mike Lando?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.787862 del
big rape

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.787863 del
the cheese is underthe meat, Imelt it onthe tortilla when I cook it

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.787864 del
And that was March of last year. Have we seen any improvement in behaviour since then? No, of course not. He's been acting this way for well over 5 years now and isn't about to change his ways anytime soon.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.787865 del
This popcorn is delicious. Finna watch License to Drive (1988), with Heather Graham in her absolute prime. Directed by YuriBRO.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.787866 del
Bans, even rangebans, are generally ineffective on imageboards due to VPNs. The user can spin up a new IP, blend in and keep posting. The thing with nuro though is that he only comes here for the attention. He needs to identify himself to get this attention at which point he can be banned.
If the effort to ban him is sustained and there is a prohibition on interacting with his posts (dickriding/provocation) other than reporting them, then even he will eventually give up and move on to discord.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.787867 del
You can't really blame nuro because he's a retard, the problem is actually that neets keep feeding him.

We could forcibly disappear him, by word filtering his name, banning neets who refer to him, and creating a nurospam filter

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.787868 del
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What ever happened to being anon on image boards?

Blessings and Peace among the NEET Bros!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.787869 del
it's normal
when I reach that point I try to cool down with some booze

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.787870 del
Sugar is the main culprit, and is very bad for everyone. It causes all sorts of medical issues, physically and mentally.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.787871 del
>neets keep feeding him.
Yeah, the dickrider that replies "Based" to his posts to all his posts is as bad as the shit-stirrers are.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.787872 del
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well done

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.787873 del
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Forgot to select the PEPE flag yet again you pillbrained putz.

Oh seven...

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.787874 del
many such cases
just open the windows now and then and you'll be fine

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.787875 del
When my last real ban on him was successful, I also regularly deleted his bike/mexican/record pics and his spergout posts. He quickly lost interest after that.
He comes heres at a predictable time most days, just one big attention grab.
His other hugboxes probably don't give a shit about anything he posts so he has to get his fix on multiple forums

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.787876 del
I used to eat lots of sugar and would crave it. After going off it I find I don't really desire it anymore.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.787877 del
How common is it to drink gin in Romania?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.787878 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.787879 del
Can you please post all of these screenshots?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.787880 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.787881 del
Night noot.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.787882 del
high schoolers try it once or twice because the bottles look fancy, but nobody else touches gin past that point

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.787883 del
unless it's on sale and the price is lower than vodka

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.787884 del
The moment you try to capture the screen it will turn black if you do it lazily enough.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.787885 del
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put on another kg, woe

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.787886 del
Isn't that the exact behaviour that's now happening with the other retard?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.787887 del
Yeah and also those screenshots are 18 months old. How are they relevant ?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.787888 del
garn bakery to get a pidser roll for breakkie, you neets want anything?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.787889 del
Can you get me the gayest pastry they have ? Thanks.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.787891 del
I'll have a roll too please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.787892 del
Working class glass.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.787893 del
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Need to get dressed and get some energy drink before bill arrives.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.787894 del
I hope Bill arrives on time, prepared and does good work.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.787895 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-24YGCTEis [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.787896 del
Carton vb longnecks please.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.787897 del
It's continuing to fall out of me.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.787898 del
If they want white people to feel comfortable.
Then why not go back to the cotton fields?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.787899 del
ate some mcdolans
did not do a racism

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.787900 del
Based Big Fella
What's for dinner?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.787901 del
It's the thought that counts.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.787902 del
Had warm sandwiches. With onions as toppings. And ketchup.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.787903 del
One troll here is so massively cringe that the other users put flags in their posts so they aren't mistaken for they/it. Normal NEETs dont want to reply to anonymous shitposts in case they give this faggot a (You). Overall this board has cancer that no one wants to stir up.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.787904 del
Well done.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.787905 del
>Had warm sandwiches
Toasted sandwiches?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.787906 del
Kinda. Mini pizdas. I just refuse calling those as such after what happened the last time.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.787907 del
I think wheat is pretty bad for you too. Maybe its the gluten. Something about inflammation.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.787908 del
Going to get a remedial massage in a bit.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.787909 del
Bad Cruisey

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.787910 del
Pharmacists are possibly the least trustworthy people.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.787911 del
Economical tug?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.787912 del
It's a real one

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.787913 del
ChrisFix has 10 million subscribers and releases 5 YouTubes per year (the December one doesn't count as he is just selling Amazon clicks).

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.787914 del
Of course it's a "real one" we never doubted you.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.787915 del
>It's a real one
Slip them an extra $50 for a sexual one.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.787916 del
Might slip a $50 to one of the NEETs.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.787917 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.787918 del
I hope he pinches my arse when he slips it into my back pocket!

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.787919 del
Bill was 15 minutes late

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.787920 del
Dock him a lunch break.
You should go out for a couple of hours.
Make Bill give you a lift so you can have a few drinks.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.787921 del
Go out for a nice lunch together.
Give Bill one (1) Hard Solo at the end of the day.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.787922 del
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How many years will bill be able to keep up this scam until webby figures out his house is never going to be fixed?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.787923 del
Is Australia Post not opening all their post offices on Saturday this December like they have been doing in past years?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.787924 del
They should be open until midday at least.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.787925 del
My Amazon return will have to wait until next week. Bastards wanted to charge me more than $15 in postage.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.787926 del
Just updated my running tally.
This bullshit has cost $23,293.68 so far. Of that, Bill has cost $11,806.45: 9 installments of $1300.00, plus $106.45 for one time when he actually bought some paint during the week. Food and drink is probably another $500.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.787927 del
I'm not going to comment.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.787928 del
>Bill has cost $11,806.45
Not bad for 36 days work, cash in hand.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.787929 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-24YGCTEis [Embed]


NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.787930 del
His parents named him well

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.787931 del

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.787932 del
actually 34, because he's not coming tomorrow and something similar happened the week before last Christmas.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.787933 del
You fucked up. Bill is over the hill. You needed find some younger labour and pay them in meth.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.787934 del
or a handyman neet and pay them in dexies

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.787935 del
>You fucked up.
It has been a recurring theme in my life.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.787936 del
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What's your climate like neets?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.787937 del
>find some younger labour and pay them in meth.
He needs Monk.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.787938 del
No NEET knows my sufferings.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.787939 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.787940 del
>implying Monk is more competent than Bill

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.787941 del
No Euro continental climate zone on the Austria.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.787942 del
Western Turkey is there lol

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.787943 del
How is that Euro continental?

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.787944 del
This article is misleading
>‘Boycott’: Online fury at Froth Brewery Perth’s no-cash rule
>>The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission states “businesses do not have to accept cash” and can choose which payment method they prefer.

I can imagine this happens:

>Card surcharges
>>In general, businesses can charge a surcharge for paying with a credit, debit or prepaid card, but there are rules around what businesses can include in calculating these costs.
>>If there is no way for a consumer to pay without paying a surcharge, the business must include the minimum surcharge payable in the displayed price for its products.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.787945 del
I'd have thought cash would be better when it came to their obligations around responsible service of alcohol. You can only carry so much cash after all.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.787946 del
My other belief could be that the staff can't count cash and coin payments.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.787947 del
Good point also.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.787948 del
That would not surprise me. Took the bank teller three goes to count out $1300 yesterday.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.787949 del
They cant seize cash if its in your pocket. Digital currency can be simply switched off and converted into UNbux without your consent or under coercion.

Back on the conspiracy podcasts.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6qfF9Xi6HNCn/ [Embed]

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.787951 del
When they were trying to bring Assange to heal, the first thing they did was shut down all of his credit cards and bank accounts.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.787952 del
He has a lot of bitcoin.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.787954 del
3 grenades in a small room and not even 1 death

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.787955 del
I'm guessing ukraine's most capable warriors got sent to the front lines to die a long time ago.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.787956 del
This says more about the grenades (probably homemade firecrackers) than warriors.
You're right though, they're onto women and thirteen year old boys now, as every man of fighting age has been obliterated. Zalenski still wont pick up a gun though.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.787957 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.787958 del
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NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.787959 del
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>In 1989, in the small village of Miyakoji, Japan, primary school teacher Yumi Tanaka made a peculiar discovery as she looked into the toilet bowl – a floating black shoe. Investigating further, she found a man's body in the sewer tank outside.
>The body was removed and found to be in an unusual position, somehow the man managed to squeeze through the 14" diameter septic opening. It was later determined that he had entered the waste tank, likely attempting to peer up the toilet when women were using it.
>After meticulous cleaning, the body was identified as 26-year-old Naoyuki Kanno. He likely passed away from hypothermia.

NEET 12/15/2023 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.787960 del
>>After meticulous cleaning
He died an Indian.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.787961 del
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no true pajeet has ever let himself be defiled by contact with a toilet

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.787962 del
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You have to admire his dedication

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.787963 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.787964 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.787965 del
bill has been trying to mow the back yard for 3 hours now lol
I am having a glass of wine

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.787966 del
Christ it's not even midday.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.787967 del
My name isn't Chris

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.787968 del
Good Pepe.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.787969 del
He's skilled in everything. I did not think he had experience with forestry.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.787970 del
he has sacked and wreaked webby's house, now he will destroy the surrounding lands and salt the fields

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.787971 del
I’m now loitering outside a Kmart while Bill tries to return or exchange a doll or a toy or something that wasn’t even purchased at that particular store and that he has no paperwork for.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.787972 del
Bill does as he pleases, Kmart accepts as they must.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.787973 del
Out of cobbee...

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.787974 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.787975 del
this is how I imagine bill

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.787976 del
Obviously, you can't fix a thing.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.787977 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.787978 del
>Southwest encourages passengers to purchase extra seats in advance to help the airline plan for the number of occupied seats and to "ensure we can accommodate all Customers on the flight for which they purchased a ticket and avoid asking Customers to relinquish their seats for an unplanned accommodation," the policy says.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.787979 del
Thanks for posting a pic monk.
Its better thsn the warehouse

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.787980 del
$46 ph

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.787981 del
Bill stormed out of KMart after 20 minutes of not being served. We then went to Red Rooster and they didn't put lettuce on his chicken and mayo roll. A girl came in with knitted gloves and wearing ear muffs. I think she was an autism.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.787982 del
How was the remedial tug?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.787983 del
Pretty good. Only noteworthy moment was when she farted.
Might've been her shoes, but I dont think so.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.787984 del
The mower sounded like it went through gravel and then cut out. I don't have any gravel. He is now hitting it.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.787985 del
The man is a terrific actor.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.787986 del


NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.787987 del
>Bill stormed out of KMart after 20 minutes of not being served.
Christmas time is the worst time to be there. I would do it after Christmas if he can and say it was a Christmas present.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.787988 del
You should have farted and blamed her shoes.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.787989 del
You life is like the Benny Hill show with Bill around.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.787990 del
I have not engaged with him on the matter. I feel sorry for him having my sister send him on this retarded errands all the time.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.787991 del
you should've demanded your money back, girls don't fart

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.787993 del
>was when she farted.
Was she sitting on your face at the time? How much does that cost?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.787994 del
he got wanked by a tranny

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.787995 del
Garn get some lamb gyros, chips and gravy. You neets want anything?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.787996 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.787997 del
Do trannies cost more or less than actual girls? Asking for a m8

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.787998 del
I'll have that meal too please.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.787999 del
he said it was $46, which sounds cheap

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.788000 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.788001 del
That what Greg ate yesterdee

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.788002 del
We just need Greg to eat some poo and that NEET will look really foolish.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.788003 del
Im still waiting for my catdog roll and magnum.
I want the choc popcorn flavoured one.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.788004 del
He does eat a lot of shitty food.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.788005 del
>tfw no house to renovate

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.788006 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.788007 del
Unironically based.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.788008 del
West of the Bosphorus is Europe.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.788009 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.788010 del
Would you be willing to do it again?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.788011 del
Had the AI created coke.
There's a very recognisable flavour that I can't pinpoint. It's sort of fruity, reminds me of one of the mongster etc flavours.
Not getting it again.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.788012 del
Making a list of what I need to do to clean my room.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.788013 del
Elbow grease

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.788014 del
You just know its a marketing gimmick for HFCS and aspartamine.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.788015 del
How the fuk does your family have a decrepit indentured servant and not all be living in a crumbling castle above a village.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.788016 del
His name is Bill.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.788017 del
it's a crumbling hovel at ground level

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.788018 del
Soon the basement level one will be complete.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.788019 del
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You just know wombo doesnt know his servant's last name

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.788020 del
You fucking wot now m8?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.788021 del
that's a big fella of a cat

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.788022 del
Nasty creatures

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.788023 del
oof, a sudden drop in the power. I can't live without the glow of a computer screen. TMDNWU.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.788024 del
Bill has given himself an early hour.
He also pointed out a hole in the ground with European wasps nesting, so that's one more thing to worry about this week.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.788025 del
You should just get monk and davo to do it all.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.788026 del
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that lamb and chips and gravy was too much for one man to handle, even a big eater like me

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.788027 del
Monk will be on the wagon soon, I'm sure of it.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.788028 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.788029 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.788030 del
Holy fuck this is a biggun

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.788031 del
And there goes teh power

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.788032 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.788033 del
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>tfw you realise you''ve forgotten 99% of all the playground christmas songs you ever knew

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.788034 del
Bill is Igor

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.788035 del
Two of /ausneets/ most prominent posters, IGA and nuro, are now in mortal danger from a massive cyclone that is currently destroying queensland. Who wants to start a betting pool on which, if any of them, will survive?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.788036 del
You'd smell too being draped in leather head-to-toe in the Summer heat.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.788038 del
Are they? They poo-pooed that the other day.

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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.788040 del


Still don't know what it means.
Something about trans walnuts.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.788041 del
Give your arm a rest

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.788042 del
We should start a chant praying that the cyclone destroys the internet.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.788043 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.788044 del
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin ran away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom
Flying TAA

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.788045 del
You better find a hilbilly to remove the wasps

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.788046 del
I thought robin or batman laid or stole an egg.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.788047 del
I think one of the nosy neighbour's sons has a pest control business. Might just be termites though, I'll need to check.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.788048 del
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile broke a wheel
The Joker took ballet
Can't remember what I did yesterday let alone when I was in single digits

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.788049 del
I hate termite inspection cunts. What a rort. $250 twice a year for them to look at, and occasionally replace, a stick in a hole.
It doesn't even stop them, just gives an indication that there's 'activity', which just means give the faggots more money.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.788050 del
This is the time of year I need Pete to come help on the farm.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.788051 del
Its a well known grift, nobody respects them. Bore drillers, termite guys, solar installation,2 stroke mechanics, none of them actually do any work they just exploit legal bullshit

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.788052 del
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You have a modern house. Mine has holes cut in the floor boards in each room so they could spray the joists and footings.
That was done when they were expecting me and the hose blew off and sprayed the room that was to be my nursery/childhood bedroom.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.788053 del
Wasp nest is hilbilly work, there's no sure fire way of doing it and it's risky. So you really just need a dab hand.

I wiped out two and a mudwasp nest this season but they were still small. Used a can of mortien duct taped to a painters pole. Wore a hooded hat and thick clothing, stupid but it worked.

You can't usually burn them out in Australia because total fire ban coincides with wasp season, but you can still gas them with the petrol fumes, use a solvent, or an insecticide.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.788054 del
Chlordane/Heptochlor/Dieldrin/etc were all banned in the mid-80s for causing cancer and other neurological issues.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.788055 del
Ah. I've seen that a few times, I thought it was an opening to crawl space or something. I think the old house had them.. Which sucks, I paid for them to make holes around the outside.
The new house hasn't got them, there's supposed to be some warranty on the treated wood.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.788056 del
Is that how he gets underneath the floorboards?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.788057 del
This is almost certainly a European wasp nest, so there is a big risk trying to do anything to it. They usually have a second exit, but I haven't spotted that yet.
Would be fun to put some acetylene down there and ignite it and pretend they are vietcong.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.788058 del
Yes. There's a man sized trapdoor under the fridge in the kitchen.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.788059 del
>I paid for them to make holes around the outside.
That's how they all do it now.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.788060 del
It will be a good job for Bill.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.788061 del
You should play Ride Of The Valkyries while doing so

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.788062 del
Bill doesn't want to know. Not sure why they didn't fuck him up while he was mowing. Professional courtesy or some such I guess.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.788063 del
>Professional courtesy or some such I guess.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.788064 del
>petrol fumes
But what if they're boong wasps?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.788065 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.788066 del
I tried that and it didn't work, gas burning creates a vacuum and puts itself out. Vacuum doesn't help the wasps but it doesn't seem to reliably kill them.
Petrol works because it actually absorbs into the soil so the fumes spread through the dirt.

If the nest is underground the sensible option is reducing their numbers with bait.

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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.788068 del
When I was a kid we put 2l coke bottles full of sugar and chicken liver and the wasps just lobster potted inside it. Then just throw the wasps in the rubbish bin. Or we would get the electric fly swat and play cricket.
The trick is that the wasps are usually docile, it's only when you disturb the guard wasps on the nest or crush a wasp that they get agro.i never actually got stung, motherbot used to pay me a cent for every one I killed

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.788069 del
Is that Rebel Moon thing any good?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.788070 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.788071 del
oh ok
thanks neet

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.788072 del
I wiped out the neighbourhood wasps by finding their nests and dusting them. It comes in this handy squeezy bottle that allows you to blast it from a distance. Two squirts and the nest is destroyed.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.788073 del
what's the dust called

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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.788075 del
absolute dogshit menu and they have a fat nigger on their front page

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.788076 del
wtf is 90s cuisine?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.788077 del
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This is it. its pricey but you only use a tiny bit. ask around and some dude will have some in his shed no doubt.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.788078 del
nigger american shit by the looks

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.788079 del
I've got some of that in my shed.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.788080 del
that bottle isn't going to spray from a distance

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this was a method suggested on a rating for a competing product

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.788083 del
wasp sting on my taint

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.788084 del
didn't cleopatra or some other historical tart have a glass dildo filled with angry wasps or something

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.788085 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.788086 del
Golda Meir

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.788087 del
Let's hope they both die.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.788088 del
One of them is clearly here right now

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.788089 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.788090 del
I don't know specifically. Probably IGA.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.788091 del
i hate women

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.788092 del
Leave the wasps alone.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.788093 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.788094 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.788095 del
bill dindu nuffin

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.788096 del
from the sounds of it he hasn't dun nuffin for webby most the year

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.788097 del
They're next to the hills hoist.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.788098 del
What? Please stop doing this.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.788099 del
what's your pc like?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.788100 del
u do u
Full retard.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.788101 del
I stuck my cock in a bee hive and started punching the tree and screaming to make them angry.
Then after I was finished fucking the bees and went and buried my cock in an ants nest and they went crazy for the honey.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.788102 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.788103 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p3EYx1_E-8Y [Embed]
cat food and flea killer

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.788104 del
i'm going to morb so much tonight

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.788105 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.788106 del
They will both die inshallah.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.788107 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yC4iZohRuzQ [Embed]

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.788108 del
Wagon status?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.788109 del
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The Specialist (1994) will be on in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.788110 del
tomorrow, I mean it this time

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.788111 del
already edging in anticipation

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.788112 del
Fell off and abandoned. Going to finish this sack and never again. I mean it for real this time...

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.788113 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.788114 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.788115 del
you really should come and live here
you can still have a few drinks each night, but you'll be off the couchbed at 5am come hell or high water 7 days a week

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.788116 del
I'm not mongk.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.788117 del
International Monk.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.788118 del
oh you can fuck off then

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.788119 del
Stallone is a crypto jew

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.788120 del
pasta jews are a myth

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.788121 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.788122 del
I can't sleep on the couchbed with you?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.788123 del
>but you'll be off the couchbed at 5am come hell or high water 7 days a week
Monk needs this structure.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.788124 del
Monk would just not go to bed until 5:15am.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.788125 del
My poor little neet ears are all filled up. Sinus pressure. Woe.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.788126 del
Yes. It's not so much having a drink that's his problem, it's the sleeping and doing nothing else.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.788127 del
Monk has all this time to be a mentally ill alcoholic but not to enforce a ban on certain nordy neets.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.788128 del
Monk will tomorrow when he's on the wagon.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.788129 del
Need my nape shaved.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.788130 del
Can monk rangeban their IPs or is that power higher up?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.788131 del
is there a racial slur for koreans?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.788132 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.788133 del
It sounds appealing. You can teach me the hackerman ways

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.788134 del
you'll love report writing

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.788135 del
Bill ought to outrank Monk. Bill should get the couchbed, monk can go under the floorboards. Any Queensland refugee neets can go live with the wasps.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.788136 del
Sounds racist.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.788137 del
>Imagining a movie about max employment sending the neets into the wasp nest after losing contact with the colony at webber's house. Some dick head lieutenant would insist that couldn't use guns for safety reasons, and it would instead be 'flame units only'. Only once we descended to the deepest level of the nest would we find bill's cocooned body, impregnated with scores of wasp eggs, that begin chewing their way out of his living flesh.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.788138 del
Would watch.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.788139 del
Poor Bill, he deserved better.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.788140 del
I saw some food on the ground and I ate it.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.788141 del
got a 170 gram bag of salt & vinegar chips to have during the moofie

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.788142 del
The bags should be 200g

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.788143 del
Never heard one, ask Pete.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.788144 del
Not watching the movie.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.788145 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.788147 del
They sell 340g bags you know. You could've had so much more.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.788148 del
Jimmy Brings doesn't want me getting fat.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.788149 del
I've seen some munters before but something about ash sakar makes her particularly unfuckable.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.788150 del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.788151 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.788152 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.788153 del
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Are they running from rape or running into rape

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.788154 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.788155 del
Ah. I've seen that a few times, I thought it was an opening to crawl space or something. I think the old house had them.. Which sucks, I paid for them to make holes around the outside.
The new house hasn't got them, there's supposed to be some warranty on the treated wood. >>788068

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.788156 del
This is what NEET should do with his, and film it.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.788157 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.788158 del
I can't think of anything.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.788159 del
Boong semen.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.788160 del
Foolish neet that spends all his money on goon and has non left for food.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.788161 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.788162 del
They're sweet thang burger may be worth trying.
They do it all, breakfast, grill, schnitzels, burgers. I think all the slow cooked stuff must be frozen portions.
Does not look promising.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.788163 del
I think my neighbour has a tarp. I can hear the flapping.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.788164 del
You say what is in my heart

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.788165 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.788166 del
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>sweet thang burger

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.788167 del
Heh. Quality post

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.788168 del
It just occurred to me that nuro and iga both living in Coolum beach is extraordinarily unlikely. I initially thought the idea of them being the same person was ridiculous but I am increasingly convinced it is the case.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.788169 del
>tfw tempted to FEED just out of boredom

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.788170 del
Why is it Nippon for japs?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.788171 del
I'm dedicating my next wank to the complete destruction of coolum beach by the cyclone.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.788172 del
Nippon is just an endonym for Japan.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.788173 del
He's not allowed under the floorboards.
He can go sleep with the gnomes.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.788174 del
arse gnomes?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.788175 del
Back on the Taylor Swift.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.788176 del
I don't remember being late for this.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.788177 del
45min gao

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.788178 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.788179 del
pidser or kfc?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.788180 del
There was a big demand for it in the 90s.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.788181 del
Imagine hunting down some boongs for semen

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.788182 del
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NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.788183 del
Then having to milk them.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.788184 del
That is just a fucking parmie.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.788185 del
Keep yawning.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.788186 del
Where would be a good place to pick up a copy of the KJV? An op shop?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.788187 del
The el dorado of fast foods!

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.788188 del
part 2

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.788189 del
What's up my chizzas?!

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.788190 del
The flapping of the tarp brings a new darn, the Year of Improvement

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.788191 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.788192 del
Your NEETlore is poor. IGA is meant to live about a 30 minute drive inland from the coast in a very very low socioeconomic zone: like no local shops and only a servo for miles. Well thats if you believe his latest hunches. But given the cost of living near the beach it seems more than plausible.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.788193 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.788194 del
Honestly neither do I. But get your facts straight M8.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.788195 del
i didnt make the post you responded to, m8

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.788196 del
>his latest hunches

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.788197 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.788198 del
well then dont waste my oxygen

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.788199 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.788200 del

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.788201 del
The evidence for that seems to be limited to one of nuro's unhinged rants. IGA may well be living in some holiday home or investment property that he squats in.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.788203 del
She is gorgeous.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.788204 del
investment in mold ?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.788205 del
>living in some holiday home or investment property
On Cenno?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.788206 del
I said that he squats in.
But it may well be the case that milkcrate-man is the dunny-dweller in which case we all know where it lives...

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.788207 del
Correct, you're talking about the same person.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.788208 del
Remember that time his Investment Property got flooded in the beginning of 2022 and he had to live in his car in the shopping centre carpark for a few days ?

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.788209 del
You should invite him over for drinks. Talk, kiss and fuck.

NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.788210 del
>s ?