Can pineapple best pineapple 🍍

>>787056
I need Monk to do his god damn job.

Monk last night Shiban Banned IGA >>786886

Then he bitched about it here >>786900

So Monk if you see IGA today its your job as #BO to ban IGA for Ban Evasion.

>>787318
I LIKE TO DRINK THE JUICE.

>>787334
Sounds gay.

>>787271
if the alcohol content is lower than 4% it ain't worth it

>>787338
Well done Monk.

>>787333
is that photo ai?
the fingers don't look alright but the count is on point

>>787340
I think it's a photo. But there are people out there who retouch ai/ml generated stuff to make 'em closer to photos.

too bored with the board to stay awake.

Do you neets have a fixed warm up routine for lifting? I always do warmup sets, starting with just the bar, along with some dynamic stretching which mostly involves me spazzing about and going by feel.

>>787343
I do some casual stretching (basically just lift my arms up and out and other very basic moves) then I start with the empty bar and then I go to my full weight. Nothing in-between.

I don't have the patience for anything else.

>>787343
I do a static set, plank and hang and squat and handstand before I get into it.

>>787341
I think they downsized the quality in order to make it more real

>>787339
Is this another case of Monk ruins everything ?

plus the left hand ring finger has a rather weird shape

>>787343
Yes. I think both arms, chest, and back muscles have to be warmed up.

>>787348
Probably the grain is added too.

>>787352
Just wanted to note that on closer inspection her left knuckle at the ring finger is misshapen.

>>787337
At the neet commune we will all eat beans and bran three times a day.

>>787343
I used to use this: http://warmupreps.com/
Although as you start to lift decent amounts, the warmup sets become a workout on their own almost.

Imagine calling yourself an Aussie and not using the term 'sanga'.

Fifth poo coming up. Need a plug.

>sanga
I never heard that growing up. It sounds British, not Aussie.

>>787346
Ever changed the shoes in a drum brake?

Maranello, Salisbury

What's up with saving pics from the weeb boards and posting them here?

I've done some amateur repairs on my glasses after bending them out of shape during a goon slumber. Managed to get the lens to sit right only when the the screw holding the lens seat thing is completely undone, they were that fucking bent.
Will go to specsavers tomorrow to see if they can fix them properly, surprisingly they have some pairs as low as $39 on their site. Hopefully I don't need another eye test, its fucking gay how they can't just copy the prescriptions right off the lens you bring in. Jewish medicine, all of it. Probably would have been fine if I never got the first pair.

>>787362
That's a big schnitty. Looks dry though.

>>787369
Yeah you'd need a ton of gravy to get through it.

>>787362
How many are you having?

>>787366
Can you get multiple copies from the one test?

>>787368
Enjoy your feast neet.

>>787373
Yeah they have 2 for $XYZ and stuff.
Maybe I should just get 4 of the $39 pair.

>>787366
Get a new test done NEET, your vision may have changed since the last one. And get a nice new pair of glasses. Something fashionable.

>>787375
>Maybe I should just get 4 of the $39 pair.
they'll look like army birth control goggles for that price

>>787368
What is under the cheese on the bread? Looks like tomatoes out of a tin.

>>787376
Very dynamic. Looks good.

>>787376
Get your glasses fixed NEET. Things are worse than you thought.

>>787377
I got one done like a year ago. I'm sure it hasn't changed that much

>>787378
https://www.specsavers.com.au/glasses/huntley?sku=32365870
I actually think this might be what I'm wearing now

>>787381
well bantered

>>787383
Those look good NEET.

>>787383
oh they're alright then
I thought they might be those black plastic ones

>>787362
They do a good schnitty.
It went a bit shit when they changed owners, good to see its back to being good.

>>787387
They did that pizza box parmie I posted once or twice ages ago

>>787389
links to posts

>>787381
Very well bantered.

good night boongs
I'm about to pass out

>>787392
good night gypsy
brush your teeth

>>787392
rape night

>>787392
night m8

>>787392
Good night.

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

>>787392
>11:44am
Good 'night'

>>787400
" " not ' '

Three cups white rice, half a bag of black and gold veggies, assorted onions, 250g bushed
Budget bacon marinaded in hoi sin sauce, 5 spice, red oil.

Huge fried rice.

For Your Eyes Only is on 9GEM at 8.40pm

>>787402
Sounds fab.

James Bond would get his blood tests done. Even Roger Moore version.

>>787407
>Roger Moore
Yeah, he died 6 years ago.

>>787406
You stare at a PC screen all day, so what's the difference?

>>787410
He lived a long time, because he always got his blood tests done.

>>787411
Good point. A screen is a screen.

Weber is a Jehovahs Witness, he doesn't believe in blood tests.

James Bond but morbidly obese and incel.

>>787415
Nasty remark. Brown snake.

>>787402
My brain is brokedn

>>787415
Well bantered

I wonder if Lochie is related to Ian

>>787415
Go away.

>>787420
Poorly bantered

Might jig up some nachos and call it a night.

Might nig up some nachos and call it a night.

>>787389
They used to have a really good lunch specials menu.

>>787397
It was a good night.

>>787424
Faggot

Crunchy zinger burger is shit. Didn't realise it had corn chips on it, but not just that there was some sickening nacho powder shit. Nah

>>787428
Yeah doesn't sound good.

going nap again

>>787368
When tiffin become fuhrer of ausneets we will dine well.

>>787407
James Bond had a complete set of bloodwork done in Die Another Day

>>787411
an uncomfy truth

>>787411
I don't wank in front of the television.

>>787432
an underrated james bond movie

>>787435
I liked the Pierce Brosnan era.

>>787436
He looked very bondish, and he comported himself as a serious spy

>>787437
Yes I prefer when they take it seriously. If I want satire I will watch Austin Powers.

His mind reels as he is flooded with memories, Oink Oink the Pig Man has resurfaced to bring terror back to the city

>>787424
He's still alive.

>>787440
Are any of us truly alive?

>>787440
Is he? That is an old photo. someone should join his discord and see what he's up to.

>>787441
food for thought.

>>787415
That is my exact biography

>>787444
I believe the last two things.

>>787362
Queue expander

>>787376
I hope you caught dinner and it was good.

>>787444
You look good NEET.

>AGSVA conducts the following external checks as part of the vetting assessment process:
>Digital footprint check
Yikes. Not applying.

>>787449
Their monitor would start flashing red and a siren would go off.

>>787430
I'm back. I feel so much better.

>>787450
A NEET posted a similar story about his toilet once.

>>787451
I am glad you feel better NEET.

Mozzie season has started. I've also been sweating enough to clog the auto-spin thing on my scroll wheel

>>787454
The mozzies have been at me tonight. Evil creatures.

rape

Last fortnight I declared my working hours but no pay, because I hadn't been paid and didn't know how much it would be.
Should I just declare the pay and no working hours this time to balance it out?
Need a handler for these things

>>787449
Pretty sure most of the vetting is just a shit test to weed out the kind of workers who would go on strike.

>>787457
It sounds right.

Forgot to put the washing machine on. Hung out dirty sheets, now I've got dank filthy sheets.woe

>>787437
Bond is an Irish non anglo subhuman.

>>787461
I mean Pierce Brosnan.

Spent $140 between coles and aldi. Doesn't feel like much.
I had a footlong sub today, with a 600ml coke zero it cost over $20.

Nearly midnight already.

>>787464
>Doesn't feel like much
It isn't these days.

Smiling for no reason

>>787307
hello cheeky scrubs. its me big man tyrone here.

>>787469
eat a dick cunt

>>787307
im an aussie in south korea smashing prime korean cunt

I get no pussy

Hadawank

>>787474
what did you bust to?

rape

>>787475
Andy Savage

good morning neetbros, slept poorly, feeling discombobulated

>>787477
Savage anal?

>>787478
Good morning NEET.

It's finally falling out of me

morning

>>787482
Good morning Cruisey

faark, I need some white mondsters to make up for lack of sleep

Good evening (morning), fellas!
Gonna stream Grand Prix (1966) on Endchan's 8th Bday, on December 21st at 1pm AEDT.
On Endchan Movie Corner: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Gonna post reminders.

>>787485
sounds good, Big Fellow.

>>787485
Every man associated with that film is dead now. Three of the women are still alive. Probably because they were young floozies when it was filmed while the men were established actors.

>>787481
I did a big sloppy shit of yesterdays 9 cans of solo, 3 tendies, 1 popcorn chicken, 10 nuggers, large chips, and a dinner roll

>>787484
I'm going to have an OG mondster and a Rockstart purple punch one back to back

>>787488
It was falling out of you.

>>787485
I bake u caek

>>787486
Indeed.

>>787487
Such is the case with "old" movies. Read some stuff recently listing movies, the author called movies made in the 90s "old".

>>787491
Splendid.

Woke up too early again.

>>787493
I heard a zoomer call the Raimi spiderman films old once.

need to get dressed and go see the whizzer idiots

>>787492
The song says he's going to hit Hong Kong mattress all night long

>>787498
You don't really need to get dressed.
Have you been to the donor kebabs shop in town?

>>787465
I went right.

Good morning NEETs.
I have the home NEET outfit in the washing machine.
Wearing the out NEET outfit inside for the time being.

I need more stimulants. Need to get back on the dexies.

>>787503
Have a black instant and do some exercise to get yourself going. You do not need the Jew pharmaceuticals.

Do zoomers drink lots of energy drinks or is it a millenial thing?

Monster energy drink was created by an actual jew. Why am I not surprised? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Sacks

>>787506
Weber will need to find an Aryan beverage alternative.

>>787506
The Rod Sack juice.

Falling asleep already.

>>787497
Handsome fella.

>>787498
Sounds like a Friday of adventure and woe.

>>787502
Good morning NEET.

Third coffee.

think I might drink excessive amounts of coffee

>>787511
She is gorgeous. She has such expressive eyes.

Seems post is now using boong names for their parcel centres.
>Boorna Wangkiny Mia, which culturally translated means ‘Home of the Message Stick’

>>787518
Dan uses an iron bar to deliver messages.

Might have a nap.

It is very important for a neet to have lots of naps in the day so he has enough energy for his main sleep at night.

>>787519
his morse code is in the form of caved in boong skulls

>>787503
we all know that feel
luckily, if you don't act upon it your need will pass

>>787518
Yes I noticed that on one of mine several months ago.
It is so stupid to try and make us have place names that are not in our own language. We can't even say them right and they do not roll of the tongue.
Abo names have a ludicrous and cringe element too. Flubbawubbajuba. Embarrassing. I won't say them.

>>787524
>Flubbawubbajuba
Noonga!

making some more coffee - do you neets want any?

We should rename /ausneets into a tradition boong name.

>>787526
I'm good thanks.

>>787527
Also to be more culturally sensitive, edition numbers and post ids should be capped at 3

>>787526
I just made another cup.
Jitter bros.

>>787523
Jewesses in stockings are my stimulant of choice.

>>787527
In many Aboriginal languages, -ba is a suffix that roughly means 'at the place of'. And every Koori knows that mum – which rhymes with 'vroom' – is the local word for 'bum'.

/vroomroom/

>>787529
Cruisey can do the traditional smoking ceremony.

>>787529
That's how is mob count now, 1, 2, few, many.

/NurosDjilawa/

>>787526
Going to have a fifth cup. This means ten spoonfuls.

>>787536
>>787530
Lorelai-Gilmore-tier.

>>787536
I'm heading towards double digits

You caffeine NEETs need to be careful.
I gave up the coffee several months ago and have noticed I feel better and ironically am less tired and sleepy during the day.

>>787539
The day just feels longer.

Feeling much better after the 10th cup of coffee. Like I've reached a high score and have unlocked a power-up bonus. Recommend neets drink more.

Its a Jewish poison.

big rape

Sixth coffee.

shaved nape

>>787539
Well LA DI DA !

>>787546
18.1
Dr Monk said you need to stay away from the board as you are at risk of having another heart attack.

>>787544
Orally ?

The Houthis tried to recruit weber to clog the Suez canal once.

>>787550
I doubt they could afford his fee.

It is awful when you finish up after a shit and then immediately need to piss. It feels wrong to flush the toilet twice like that.

>>787552
You don't piss while still sitting?

>>787551
They hijacked a tanker of pink moscato.

>>787517
used goods

>>787506
>Monster
>666
>The Beast
Judaism etc...

>>787552
I never flush the toilet, the savings on water are worth it

>>787553
I do, but sometimes I need to piss after flushing and washing my hands.

alright guys and goys, garn for a cruise, you want anything while I'm out?

Wash your hands in the flushing toilet to save water.

>>787560
Can you get me a catdog roll, a steamed dimsim, a apple and guava juice and one of the new white magnums pleasen

>>787560
Pack of zooper doopers thanks.

>>787516
Bitch is wearing contacts, there's nothing genuine about her.

>>787512
home now
just woe

>>787560
Cherry ripe please.

>>787567
a small one, or one of those 200g bars?

days already more than half over and I haven't done a fucking thing

>>787566
It's almost the weekend. Bill time soon.

>>787531
thanks you for spoiling

>>787541
for me it's beer

>>787560
grab some more beer

>>787570
i have to go to the bank and pull more money out for him
he'll effectively get a free day's wage as he's not showing up on sunday
i think i'm going to get somebody else to finish the job... I'm up to about $20,000 outlay for some gray paint and a few patched cracks

>>787539
This is plan. Or to at least try the 90-120 minute delayed intake method

>>787574
Did he at least clean up all that dust?

>>787574
>somebody else to finish the job
I would be willing to do half - the half that involves not showing up but still getting paid.

>>787569
Same with me. It was true yesterday, it will be true tomorrow.

>>787571
I've managed to get the spoilers to work by clicking both boxes.

>>787579
I always do the same
idk what the first box is supposed to do
idk what the second box is supposed ot do

>>787580
>IMG-1999.jpg
Monk could snort that up

>>787569
The year's almost over and I haven't done a fucking thing

>>787581
I think it is for spoilering them all vs only some.

>>787457
Hope you're good at picking up wet soap.

>>787574
Bill may not be perfect but the tradies these days are absolute cock heads and you are lucky if you can get one to return your calls let alone do a decent job for you.
Stick with Bill he will get the job done.

Webers existence is just one big complaint.

>>787588
Pretty much. I'm utterly miserable.

>>787568
Both.

>>787589
Upload a bulge pic, that might make you feel better.

>>787591
That was not a helpful suggestion NEET.

Weber would feel better if he started using a CPAP. There is a strong link between poor sleep and depression.

>>787592
You won't even try it.

>>787589
Treat yourself to a Dolands and racism tomorrow morning.

>>787595
I didn't make that post and I've already posted a bulge picture here previously. You post one.

>>787594
kek

>>787596
Both those things are part of the problem.

might sulk until next year
laters

>>787600
Sleep tight NEET.

>>787600
Later sulkNEET.

They're out there waiting for the taxi again. Twenty minutes plus.

>>787603
They crave the whole affair.

>>787593
Too much effort apparently

>>787585
perhaps

She's yelling at him. He left the door open.

What's the best sort of pasta to get from real italian places? Should I just order spaghetti bolognese because that's what I eat at home and I know I like?

>>787607
Sir craves the work too.

>>787608
Get the carbonara.

I sneezed whilst taking a piss and got piss all over the wall.

>>787610
White sauce pasta fucking sucks. Harrumph and good day to you.

'And it is also said,' answered Frodo: 'Go not to the neets for counsel for they will answer both no and yes.

>>787613
Its good advice though.

>>787611
It's spraying from you.

'Watch me twerk; watch me nae nae' said Gandalf, seductively.

Hungry from dieting. Garn play some more hitman to distract me from hunger. You neets want anything?

>>787617
3 dead niggers and a corrupt judge please.

>>787618
you need a jewish lawyer?

>>787619
reminds me of bukowski's dad

or mother

or grandma

desu idfk
it's been too long since I've read his books

>>787620
>>787621
>>787622
you dont need to list out all six million

weber

>>787628
jiving and sulking

Need a Belgian gf.

>>787631
they have webbed toes

>>787634
aren't you banned?

>>787634
looks bad

>>787634
Looks good. How even is the heat from the portable gas stove? I used to use them at scouts and found they often had hot spots.

>>787636
No, IGAs ban has expired. Nuro however is still banned.

>>787631
They can't run they're full of chocolate.

>>787635
Their drummer struggles with keeping time. Subtle but perceptible.

>>787634
Looks horrible.

>>787617
One Ukranian-French actress/model please.

>>787639
>IGAs ban has expired
He is permabanned, just like Nuro. We see you.

>>787643
you're being delusional

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4A4-oS4AjLc [Embed]

International Cruisey needs to record himself singing this for us while he strums his geetar

>>787646
>permabanned
Eh, their return has been allowed for so long the permabans are defacto retracted. I said in the beginning that tiffin needed to be banned too.

>>787636
I don't think so.

>>787649
>defacto retracted
defacto retarded

>>787634
Based.

I am pretty sure the 24 hour ban from shibs the other day wasn't even IGA. nuro just said it was because it was critical of him and only IGA would dislike nuro...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GM1kzbAgo_E [Embed]

lets kill some gooks

>>787638
I find it ok for steaks, but yes some areas do get hotter than others.

>>787634
Wok on my stir-frying brother from another mother!

>>787658
Oh-kay?

>>787646
Those bans were applied under chickenshitfordinner's tenure as BO.

And that faggot went AWOL so fuck him and fuck you too!

>>787660
18.1
You got banned yesterday by monk. Your ban still holds. Stop posting.

>>787659
cut that shit out

Seventeenth wank of the day.

>>787664
Is not.

>>787663
why do you keep doing that shit?

>>787654
It wasn't.

>>787655
But I thought you didn't come to this board anymore...

Think I'll give this one a go bros

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/aliens-versus-predator-2-gold-edition-bgc

There was an 'enjoy your gift' letter in the Amazon box, but no gift.

>>787661
I'm not the dunny dweller. Okay?

>>787680
Everyone is Nuro to that delusional headcase, okay?

>>787679
was the thing you ordered in the box?

>>787678
Hope it works. Are you just using DOSBox to play them?

>>787685
Put one between each chux.

114.1kg on the scales this morning. Had a chilli tuna sandwich for lunch, a fibre one caramel brownie and a snacksize pack of red rock delis sweet chilli chips. Had one of those low calorie icecream tubs from aldi that I was saving for dessert but unfortunately I got stuck into it. Already logged salt and pepper squid with tartare sauce and one of those premade salad bowls for dinner. 1640cals for the day.

>>787624
*

>>787687
>1640cals for the day.
That is good NEET. You are doing well.

>>787648
boong, I can't fucking sing

>>787689
Thank you handsome neet. The end goal is 70-75kg. I haven't been that weight since I was 13.

>>787691
>above 70 kilos
jesus

I bet you're some undiscovered black hole

anything under 70 is somalian tier starving and anything above is obesity

>>787693
please don't be nasty romanibro

>>787694
You need to beef up to get into the executive club.

Made chin ramen dry style with fried egg, tofu, cucumber. Needed kimchi

Had to try a couple of the wings, I'll just thicken a bit of the cooking liquid and use that as a sauce for the vermicelli.

>>787697
Sounds good neet.

>>787698
Looks and sounds good.

>>787699
It's too spicy, you really need the tofu and cucumber just to eat it

>>787703
you're too spicy

>>787698
Skin looks rubbery.

Never Say Never Again is on 9GEM tonight. That's the Connery one that he made 12 years after his last performance and was not made by EON.

>>787701
Skin looks rubbery.

>>787707
that's the one with kim basinger in her prime

Going to nap again.

>>787709
yes you can see her nurples in a pink leotard thing in a couple of scenes

>>787703
I like spicy food.

>>787707
"a hard solo martini, shaken not stirred"

>>787714
Bill is a poor substitute for Q.

>>787698
Enjoy your Helen flapper feast NEET

>>787716
Big and good feed.

>>787718
I will save some for breakfast

>>787714
you are very suave neet

>>787716
what sort of pidser does james bond eat?