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NEET General #824 - Melange Edition NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No. 837734
Have you ever consumed a mind expanding hallucinogen while wandering in the desert neets?

Old Thread: >>836757


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.837736 del
SA BEST A


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.837737 del
Dune Part 1 (2021) will be on womboflix tonight at 7pm AEDT neets. All of the best neets will be there. Arrive early before all the popcorn has been eaten.

A noble family becomes embroiled in a war for control over the galaxy's most valuable asset while its heir becomes troubled by visions of a dark future.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.837738 del
How does he do it? How?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.837741 del
>https://thedebrief.org/how-magic-mushrooms-inspired-frank-herberts-dune/
''Melange, or ‘spice,’ the drug everyone is obsessed with in the new sci-fi epic Dune, was inspired by magic mushrooms.

Frank Herbert, the author of the original 1965 Dune novel, had a personal affinity for psilocybin (a naturally occurring psychedelic compound produced by several fungi), and that was the secret behind one of the most significant aspects of the movie’s plot: the naturally-occurring drug found on the planet Arrakis that fuels not only interstellar travel but also has mind-altering effects.''


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.837742 del
(1.14 MB 1280x720 Sardaukar.mp4)


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.837743 del
Ok, half a packet of green goddess salad with flaked almonds down the hatch. Starting to feel better. I really need to do this right after breakfast instead of chocolate.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.837745 del
>>837742
I'm the fat sardurker in the bottom right of the frame at 0:27


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.837746 del
>>837737
I refuse to watch this jew shit. We should put david lynchs real based version on instead


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.837747 del
>>837746
ffs that was a trainwreck. Also Denis Villeneuve isn't jewish.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.837749 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.837750 del
>>837747
I didn't even need to check early life for the main actor I just know he's jewish.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.837751 del
>>837750
Neither the writer (Frank Herbert) or the director (Denis Villeneuve) were jewish.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.837752 del
Was mohammed jewish before he founded islam?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.837753 del
>>837707
That's a good meme image.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.837754 del
>>837724
Well bantered.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.837755 del
>>837742
Good video meme.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.837756 del
I tested my windscreen wipers. Started slow and went up to full speed mode. All worked well.
There is a chance that high speed driving and heavy rain downpour could cause the issue again. But hopefully not. Difficult to test that. Praise God.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.837757 del
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Wage interview tomorrow. Bitter sweet.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.837758 del
>>837757
Good luck.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.837759 del
Some loony fucking terrorist just pulled up out the front of my place, took his shoes off, put a hoodie on, hopped around the front of his car with something purple that turned out to be a magic carpet or something and then did about 5 or 6 sets of standing praying followed by kneeling down and headbutting the carpet. He then drove off.
Looked like he was facing West South West, which isn't even the direction of Mecca.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.837760 del
Also wasn't 3pm sharp.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.837761 del
>>837757
have a few lambs before you go in to consolidate your confidence


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.837762 del
>>837759
You should've gone out and explained to him that mohammed was really jewish, and asked if he wanted to join the one true based faith


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.837763 del
>>837746
>david lynchs real based version
Jesus Christ, this place has gone to the dogs.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.837764 del
>>837762
lol
No, I was actually a little concerned he was about to do something bad


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.837765 del
>>837763
Before making any decisions on which david lynch things are worth watching we need to consult nuro


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.837766 del
>>837756
Well done neet.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.837767 del
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A company wants to schedule a phone call to discuss my junior developer application
I can feel the momentum changing, attracting positive energy from the cosmos, the lock to my cage almost broken by sheer force of will


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.837768 del
scissors paper rock


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.837769 del
i break into indian's houses and poo in their loos


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.837770 del
>>837767
Excuse me, can you actually code?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.837771 del
I reckon my neck wouldn't hurt so much if my stupid fat fucking head wasn't hanging off it


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.837772 del
Chicken drumsticks, onions and beans in the slow cooker.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.837773 del
>>837772
add some taters


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.837774 del
I've something stuck in my teeth right up the back. I can't get the floss back there. Brushing didn't help. Trying to get at it is making it worse.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.837775 del
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In this weather people get depressed and disgraced .
Me ? I just turn it up a notch and get BASED


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.837776 del
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>>837774
Try those plastic fork sticks things with dental floss in them, they can reach futher.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.837777 del
Hogwarts School of Boongcraft and Boongardry


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.837778 del
>square beach
retarded chinks lol


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.837779 del
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garn get a big bag of popcorn for tonight's movie, can I get you neets anything?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.837780 del
>>837775
BASTE
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.837781 del
make sure to


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.837782 del
>>837779
Some lolly snakes and some of those sherbert filled fruit chew ones too please.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.837783 del
>>837779
A 30kg choctop please


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.837784 del
>>837774
Trust me the dental Jews have been lying to you all your life. Go to the pharmacy. Ask for hydrogen peroxide 6% and brush and floss with it. Doing this literally saved my life. Don’t think don’t argue just do it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.837785 del
>>837782
Party sized or family sized, whichever is bigger.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.837786 del
also a box of jaffas to peg at nuro


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.837787 del
>>837784
spiral.gif


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.837788 del
>>837783
Coles has 12 packs of bulla choc tops for sale, but I can't find them in smaller numbers.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.837789 del
>>837784
Why are you suddenly not typing like a retard?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.837790 del
>>837786
just peg nuro like a normal person


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.837791 del
I'd like to peg monk.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.837792 del
>>837780
Well autism’d


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.837793 del
Slow cooker is going well.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.837794 del
>>837777
You're a whizzy young Harry.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.837795 del
>>837793
How are your other appliances doing today?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.837796 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.837797 del
I might actually get some popcorn from the moofies for this screening of Dune


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.837798 del
>>837795
Somewhat well bantered.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.837799 del
What a joke of an existence


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.837800 del
>>837796
Most of the neets that aren't part of the perpetual hard gay raw orgy are in SA.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.837801 del
>>837767
Well done King 👑


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.837802 del
>>837775
Based.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.837803 del
>>837802
You already got out-ridden: >>837780


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.837804 del
>>837803
He was missing the D.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.837805 del
>>837797
It's always a 'might' with (You).


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.837806 del
About to create a squirt-plosion


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.837807 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.837808 del
>>837771
You just need a neck brace.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.837809 del
>>837808
Yeah. Even one of those U-shaped travel pillows would be nice.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.837810 del
Too many people at the deli. Got a Mrs Mac's snosage roll instead of the chook. Talk about instant regret when leaving the store.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.837811 del
>>837810
They're not even in the same ballpark


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.837812 del
I feel happy like I'm drunk but I'm sober.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.837813 del
>>837812
brain damage from too much goon, many such cases


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.837814 del
>>837812
Only the lucky ones get to feel based randomly


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.837815 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.837816 del
>>837759
This is an interesting event


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.837817 del
>tfw thinking about the woolworths terrorist that weber encountered


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.837818 del
>>837816
Almost as interesting as the guy who steels my empties on bin day and the single mother who doesn't pay her car rego.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.837819 del
>>837788
Get two.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.837820 del
>>837797
I already ate my snack.
Cajun pringles were very good. 8/10. Nice smokey flavour, the heat was slow and not unbearable.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.837821 del
>>837820
What did you wash it down with?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.837822 del
>>837810
How did you mess that so bad?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.837823 del
>>837818
They might be interconnected.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.837824 del
>>837822
sounds like he panicked


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.837825 del
>>837821
Spaghetti sauce slop.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.837826 del
>>837824
Instinct told him to grab his sausage.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.837827 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.837828 del
>>837827
Grab your sausage.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.837829 del
might mog cruisey on the pokes again this week
we'll see


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.837830 del
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>>837820
>I already ate my snack.
We still have 5 hours of movie to sit through you mong. I'm not sharing my popcorn.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.837831 del
>>837829
Got to be in it to win it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.837832 del
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>>837821
Kvas is great.
Accent is fake.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.837833 del
>>837832
I would drink it


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.837834 del
How long do fridge pizza slices go in an air fryer and what temp?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.837835 del
>>837834
Like leftover pizza?
I'd probably just give it 5 minutes at 180


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.837836 del
Just eat it cold like a real neet


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.837837 del
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>>837832
You should only be drinking VB, I'm starting to think you're not even a real boong.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.837838 del
Two onions, a stove top blackened capsicum, can of corn, mince, can of tomatoes, jar of Doritos dip, garlic, hot paprika, coriander seed, pepper. Put some tajin on at end in bowl.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.837839 del
>>837837
For me, it's balter cerveza's


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.837840 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.837841 del
>>837767
Winning.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.837842 del
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having a sparkling red


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.837843 del
>>837833
Get some.

>>837837
>not even a real boong.
Impossible.

>>837839
>Something you’ll grab from the fridge on a hot day and go, you beauty!


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.837844 del
>>837843
>Get some.
Seems to be sold out everywhere here. I wonder if the war (or trade embargoes) is fucking with supply.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.837845 del
>>837820
I'm glad you enjoyed them.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.837846 del
>>837838
Real sloppa.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.837847 del
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>Yeah fuckt it, garn a chook
There was about 2 dozen when I left about 30 minutes ago. Fucking none now...

Got a bag of salad, a shitty McCain pixxa, and a Cadbury creme egg.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.837848 del
>>837842
Lovely.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.837849 del
>>837847
>pixxa


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.837850 del
>>837849
One from the freexer.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.837851 del
Dakota Johnson lied about the limes.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.837852 del
>>837851
Didn't make her pussy taste better?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.837853 del
>>837849
Spelt correctly.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.837854 del
Spelled *


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.837855 del
>>837853
No it's not.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.837856 del
>>837849
It is such an awful meme.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.837857 del
brokestraightboys.com


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.837858 del
(1.57 MB 1960x3000 p4tidg37looc1.jpeg)


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.837863 del
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Ok neets, Dune (2021) will be on in 1 hour. 30 minutes before that, in half an hour, we will begin playing a documentary on Frank Herbert's life and Dune. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.837865 del
I AM NOT A SUPERMARKET


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.837866 del
I AM A FREE MAN


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.837867 del
AN INDEPENDENT GROCER


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.837868 del
>>837867
>GROCER
That's a Jew.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.837869 del
>>837868
Funny innit.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.837871 del
>>837870
Go for it NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.837872 del
Falling asleep.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.837873 del
Garn stir the slowcooker.
Five helens had to die for those drum sticks.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.837874 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.837875 del
I really want some standards for the moofie but don't want a repeat of the mongodb interview


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.837876 del
Guess I'll cook this faggot pixxa


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.837877 del
>>837870
What's even there?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.837878 del
>>837875
If you just have a few standards you will be fine.
In fact because you will be so relaxed the interview will go even better.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.837879 del
>>837875
Get a good night's sleep.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.837880 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.837881 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.837882 del
Garn rape the next neet that posts here.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.837883 del
rap eme


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.837884 del
I added some cornflour to thicken it up. You've got to dissolve it in some cold water first as otherwise you get clumps.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.837886 del
>>837876
You going to consume the faggot pizza orally, or...?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.837888 del
>>837878
Or become so relaxed and confident he realises he doesn't even have to go to the interview.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.837893 del
>>837884
Nothing worse than clumps.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.837894 del
>>837878
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.837895 del
>>837873
Thanks Helen.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.837896 del
Womboflix is playing the documentary The History Behind Dune | Arab Nationalism, Magic Mushrooms and The Cold War. The movie itself will begin in 30 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.837897 del
The shark looked nice.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.837898 del
A neet indeed consumed a mind expanding hallucinogen while wandering in the desert.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.837899 del
He did that all without leaving his room


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.837901 del
I haven't been able to sleep properly. This is day 12 without wanking at all. Very restless. People talk about feeling energetic and I feel the opposite. Very tempted to just get it out.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.837903 del
>>837901
>Very tempted to just get it out.
Post the pics please.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.837904 del
>>837737
The costumes were amazing and Josh Brolin was cool. The main hero guy's girlfriend was super fucking annoying tho.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.837905 del
>>837904
Chani?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.837906 del
>>837904
she's blue eyed right? honorary white?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.837907 del
>>837906
ask tiffin to get his calipers


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.837908 del
I keep stirring the slow cooker. Very anxious to have it. Very hungry. I should wait until the meat is falling off the bone though.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.837909 del
>>837906
Their eyes turn blue from the spice. They aren't necessarily naturally blue.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.837910 del
>>837908
leave it alone


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.837911 del
>>837910
Was that post meant for >>837901


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.837912 del
Wasn't impressed by dune, Pete ruined it for me


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.837913 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.837914 del
>>837909
they've been turned white by western culture and drugs


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.837915 del
I liked the novel but found the lynch film and the new one to be awful.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.837917 del
The mechanic has started working on the car again. He says its probably the timing chain and tensioner that needs replacing next, he says its gonna cost about fifteen hours labor and parts.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.837918 del
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Topped this nigga with a handful of cashews, some Thai chilli jam and salad leaf mix.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.837919 del
>>837917
NEET are you in control of all this? Are you satisfied that you are being treated right?
I am concerned.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.837920 del
>>837918
Was it good? It doesn't sound like my cup of tea.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.837921 del
>>837918
Sounds vile


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.837922 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.837923 del
>>837919
I didnt know the car had a timing chain, the other mechanic was in the office and kept sniggering into his hand like there is some joke I dont know about.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.837924 del
^ This guy


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.837925 del
>>837918
Gross.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.837926 del
>>837918
All your life choices disgust me.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.837927 del
Chiggen hasn't started falling off the bone yet. I gave it another stir. I think another hour on high should do it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.837928 del
>>837927
maybe because you keep taking the fucking lid off


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.837929 del
>>837923
>the other mechanic was in the office and kept sniggering into his hand
Not a good sign.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.837930 del
>>837927
stop fucking with the slow cooker u mong


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837931 del
>>837899
I do everything without leaving my bedroom.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837932 del
>>837928
Kek, yeah. I am hungry so I keep investigating it. You're right. I'll leave it alone and only check it once an hour.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837933 del
>>837930
mongs gonna mong


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837934 del
frenschan is kill


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837935 del
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>>837918
All your life choices disgust me.
(forgot animated frog)


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837936 del
>>837930
Don't be nasty.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.837937 del
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GET IN HERE NEETS, WE'RE WATCHING DUNE: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.837939 del
>>837934
never heard of it so it's not relevant


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.837943 del
Stood on glass, knew straight away it was glass so was able to pull it out


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.837944 del
Nuro posted an imageboard on an imageboard, once.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.837945 del
>>837908
Make instant noodles while you wait


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.837946 del
I wonder if he's stirred the slow cooker again


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.837947 del
watching the news

another roastie got shoa'd


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.837950 del
The only 'wrong state' is that which exists in muh brain. Would you like a slice of pizza? Perhaps some noodles. I saw a good recipe for peanut butter nooders.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.837951 del
>>837942
The meth is still messing with your mood.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.837952 del
>>837946
I looked at it but I resisted. I am making another cup of tea. I should keep food for occasions like this but I like the impulse control to not just eat all the pies/tins of soup etc. in a matter of days.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.837953 del
low impulse neets


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.837954 del
>>837917
>next
>not now

This mofo saw you coming form 10 miles away...


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.837955 del
>>837954
>miles


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.837956 del
>>837954
>mofo
ayo bitch ass nigger oughta busta cap in dat cracka's ass
muhfuckin' punk ass white boy tryna screw wit a nigger, yo


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.837957 del
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>>837949
I was exposed to ten minutes of lamestream media today, it feels like a homeless cunt is relaxing on a filthy piece of building insulaton, with half drunk cups of sus liquid forgotten, within a corona of discarded trash, in my mind. But do tell us about this news item, I'm sure there is some normie spin brewing about it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.837958 del
>>837923
I would put a stop to it first thing in the morning.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.837959 del
RED GO FASTUH


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.837960 del
Might go fishing tomorrow


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.837961 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.837962 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.837965 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.837966 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.837967 del
We /ausweebs/ now


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.837968 del
/pippaneets/


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.837969 del
>>837963
Based PippaChud.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.837970 del
So hungry. Slow cooker says 29 more minutes.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.837971 del
>>837970
open it up and have a stir


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.837972 del
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>>837957

> E-CLIPS NIGGA


that is all .....


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.837973 del
>>837971
Noooooooooo


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.837975 del
>>837974
it is serious


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.837976 del
>using e-clips


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.837977 del
>going to church


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.837978 del
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>>837974
we will see after the great eclipse psy-op tomorrow (burger time)


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.837979 del
PINK GO FASTUH


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.837980 del
>>837978
Trust the plan.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.837981 del
>replying to itself


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.837982 del
>trusting the plan


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.837983 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.837984 del
Uh so that fat ugly girl I told you neets about proposed that we should be friends with benefits. It was awkward and I didn't know what to say. What would any of you have done? Take her up on it? Ghost her?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.837985 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.837986 del
Ian told me I couldn't afford a 2008 Camry once


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.837987 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.837988 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.837989 del
>>837984
>Ghost her?
Just run away.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.837990 del
>>837986
Is that normal?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.837991 del
>>837986
i doubt you could afford an uber ride to the corner


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.837992 del
>>837987
Kicked him away like a soccer ball kek


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.837993 del
>>837984
Make babbys with her.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.837994 del
>>837984
I'd fuck her but I am out of control horny right now.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.837995 del
Go to bed Pidge


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.837996 del
garn molest the slow cooker again.
I am getting sick of waiting.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.837997 del
>>837996
I'll molest you if you open that lid


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.837998 del
garn molest the slow cook again.
I am getting sick of wanking.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.837999 del
>>837997
The chicken isn't quite done yet. I've put it on for another two hours. I can avoid touching the lid now as I've had a protein shake.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.838000 del
>>837978
Nuro noscope 360's a retard on COD discord, once.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.838001 del
>>837995
Too soon.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.838004 del
>>837984
Smash box faggit


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.838005 del
>>837999
It's overdone.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.838006 del
>>837999
I can cook a kilo of legs in a toaster oven within an hour and a half.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.838010 del
Rancid Angus


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.838012 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.838014 del
>>838012
is weber going to tasmania?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.838015 del
Is Tasmania ready for him?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.838016 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.838017 del
Pepper pies out of the freexer


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.838018 del
>>838017
Better cook some instant noodles


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.838019 del
>>>838014
I bet he'd enjoy the scallop pies.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.838020 del
The Vette better have one of them electronic rust-prevention systems.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.838021 del
Finished Saw IV. Going to watch Saw V.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.838022 del
>>838021
I saw what you did there.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.838023 del
>>838022
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.838024 del
Night.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.838025 del
The chicken flesh has started falling off the bone. I'll give it one more hour and then filter out the bones.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.838026 del
jobless reincarnation season 2 part 2 has started. Anyone watching?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.838027 del
>>838024
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.838028 del
>>838026
I will. Hopefully Rudi's dick is working again.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.838029 del
>>838026
I keep meaning to shame myself into not being a neet by watching welcome to the nhk, but I never get around to it


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.838030 del
>>838028
Yeah his dick just got fixed first 2 minutes of the episode.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.838031 del
>You have completed your point target for this reporting period with 6 days remaining.
It is hard work being a neet.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.838032 del
>>838031
Well done you are ahead of schedule.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.838033 del
farkin stuffed on popcorn and coke and maltesers, think I might burst


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.838034 del
>>838033
Give your belly a rub.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.838035 del
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Thanks to the neet crew who showed up to watch Dune Part 1 (2021). We will watch Dune Part 2 (2024) tomorrow neets, same time.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.838036 del
>>838034
I need someone to rub it for me


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.838037 del
>>838035
I will be there.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.838038 del
>>838035
I don't know why they don't go for longer blades, the first person in dune to actually fight with a rapier length blade would win every duel.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.838039 del
>>838038
They are duels of honour.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.838040 del
The final episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm came out today.
I downloaded it, not sure if I will get around to watching it ever.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.838041 del
Drinking too slowly, it will just keep me awake


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.838042 del
>>838041
Black instant?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.838043 del
Don't all post at once.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.838044 del
The NEETs go to bed early.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.838045 del
Was doing important neet business, playing counter strike. It helps me digest after a big binge.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.838046 del
worried that all the cool characters (except barron harkonnen) where killed off in part 1 of dune


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.838047 del
Into the Whittakers chocolate block.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.838048 del
>>838046
There will be new cool characters.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.838049 del
>Whenever my mom would yell at me I would get a boner so I would run away then she would chase me and I would get even harder

another one:
>You should have mixed your cum into her food. I did that with my sister and i was never harder when I watched her eat it


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.838050 del
There is some cunt loitering outside my hovel


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.838051 del
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He's coming for you.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.838052 del
>>838030
I hope he starts using it. All the chaste and wholesome behaviour last season gave me blue balls.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.838053 del
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was sleeping ok until the neighbour's smoke alarm went off


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.838054 del
nieghbour's lights are on, can't see any smoke inside the room, can see the smoke, can't see his car, not sure what to do


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.838055 del
if I call the fire brigade for a neighbour and there's no fire can I somehow end up with a bill?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.838056 del
fire brigade arrived in about 2 minutes after I called them -- WINNING
Forced entry into chink neighbour's place. Shut off his smoke alarm. Neet peace and quiet status: restored -- WINNING
Chink door status: destroyed -- WINNING


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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.838058 del
>>838038
They should have a dude be all “¡Hasta mañana!” *chops them with katana*


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.838059 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.838060 del
>>838056
that will teach him to light insense in front of a statue of his fat heathen god and go to night shift at the milk factory.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.838061 del
might go buy some socks, flour and maybe some coffee if my brand is on special.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.838062 del
>>838060
I hope he crys when he sees his shrine to his ancestors and dead parents trashed by the fireys.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.838063 del
I woke up again. Only about five hours of sleep. Might wank to put an end to it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.838064 del
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might put a jumper on


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.838065 del
>>838059
Morning


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.838066 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.838067 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.838068 del
I'm going to throw out that huge bag of popcorn I bought yesterday, bingeing on it made me sick. Don't let me forget neets.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.838069 del
>>838068
just eat it


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.838070 del
why even people think about buying much popcorn ?!


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.838071 del
>>838066
>>838067
Toothpaste?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.838072 del
>>838064
Bit nippy?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.838073 del
>>838065
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.838074 del
>>838071
???????


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.838075 del
>>838068
Keep it for tonight.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.838076 del
nice cheese go moo pig named lenard love moo moo cheese and eat me and everyone love oni!


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.838077 del
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Ordered this in my last coles shop
>can't remember what I was going to use it for.


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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.838079 del
>>838078
Have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from the pokies to be the first half of the day to be the first half of the year


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.838080 del
Day 13 without wanking.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.838081 del
Mrogalin


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.838082 del
need some more sleep neets


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.838083 del
>>838064
I wore a Corvette hoodie to the whizzers. Unfortunately I would appear to be the first cunt here.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.838084 del
The servo had a poster for sugar-free OG mondster, but none in the fridge :(


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.838085 del
>>838081
Morning
>>838083
have a quick nap at the front door so they have to step over you to get inside.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.838086 del
>>838083
Did you tell them that you were going on the cruise?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.838088 del
>>838086
What cruise? The Canberra trip? Nope lol


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.838089 del
>>838088
You could show them some pictures.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.838090 del
>>838089
I don’t think the poojeeta that just arrived would be very interested.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.838091 del
>>838090
Show her anyway. Women just want you to take charge and dominate.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.838092 del
@weber


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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.838094 del
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12 thousand. fly up with a swag and drive it back via cruiseys place.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.838095 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.838096 del
Wondering how mongk's ztep-mum is going.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.838097 del
Wondering how mongk is going.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.838098 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Slept in. It was all a nothing burger. Imagine my shock.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.838099 del
>>838098
The Ides of March aren't over yet, chud...


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.838100 del
>>838098
You're late for work.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.838101 del
>>838094
You could share a cheeky glass of Kvas.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.838102 del
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Bush jacket, jack daniels cap with a torn visor, king gee overalls and redback boots. All my shit for the trip in a potato sack and a swag. Turn up with the money in 50's and 20's, wait there for ten minutes no emotion looking at some maps torn out of a melway from the 90's while he counts the cash and signs the papers, shake hands say thanks when he grants that it serves me as well as it did him. Look at the maps some more while it warms up. Nod, salute and wheel out to the freeway.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.838103 del
>>838098
it was just an eclipse you dunce


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.838104 del
>>838094
Is it just petrol or lpg as well?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.838105 del
>>838102
Based.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.838106 del
>>838104
only runs on 98


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.838107 del
>>838102
Looks really clean. How many ks?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.838109 del


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.838110 del
>>838106
Cool. My dad got his converted so it can run on both.
They'd be good with a pop top on the back.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.838111 del
>>838109
Fake and gay.


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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.838113 del
>>838107
225 000


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.838117 del
any of you use libreoffice?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.838119 del
>>838117
Think I used it once in the last 2 years or something.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.838121 del
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Maybe get a F350 with the 4.9L V8. Get help to check it out for issues and repair them before I start using it to get cheap building materials and prepper stuff from the rich parts of the city.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.838124 del
bad sleep because of the fire thing, might get a white mondster


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.838126 del
>>838124
I can't sleep more than about five or six hours per night. This is fucked. I'm really tempted to just rub one out without porn to see if that helps me sleep.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.838130 del
I'm so hungry but too lazy to warm up the slow cooker sloppa.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.838133 del
back on the popcorn after swearing I was going to put it in the bin


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.838134 del
The fireys last night were magnificent - all white, all 6 foot plus, all fit, not a single fatty among them. It was like a time warp back to 20th century Australia


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.838135 del
>>838133
hmmmmmmm


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.838136 del
Still tempted to wank.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.838137 del
>>838056
Good work NEET. Did they say what caused the alarm to go off?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.838138 del
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Can't think of a caption for this one


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.838139 del
>>838137
no, I don't think there was any smoke, they were there in his place for at least 30 minutes


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.838140 del
>>838094
>>838102
Well done NEET.


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.838142 del
>>838117
I do on the occasions I ever write anything or use a spreadsheet, which is like once every 3 years


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.838143 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.838144 del
>>838136
I've been up for four hours and haven't really done anything yet. I'm going to turn off my computer and get cracking on the to-do list. This should keep my hands away from my BWC.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.838145 del
>>838142
>>838141
I've been using it exclusively for the last six or seven years or so.
Have you noticed any features it lacks compared to microsoft office? I have found that some places get funny about formats for things like job applications so I have had to convert them or export as a pdf etc.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.838146 del
might spend all today lying around watching vidya longplays on youtube


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.838147 del
>>838145
I only use it in very simple ways. Making basic lists etc.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.838148 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.838149 del
>>838148
Good shot of his adam's apple, brittle hair and double chin.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.838150 del
>>838148
Fella makes a good blog. He should keep it up.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.838151 del
>>838148
She's turning into a Silver Fox!


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.838153 del
>>838151
literally nuro in a dress


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.838154 del
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Dune Part 2 (2024) on womboflix tonight neets. 7pm AEDT.


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.838157 del
>>838139
Those smoke alarms are way too sensitive. I disabled mine at the last two places I lived. Sick of them going off just because I was cooking something in the frying pan.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.838158 del
>>838134
Big wank after they left?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.838159 del
>>838134
They might have a calendar you can buy.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.838160 del
>>838133
Popcorn is fucking delicious.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.838161 del
>>838149
You are mental


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.838162 del
>>838112
Not cheap


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.838163 del
>>838155
>This latest onslaught of misinformation began, as it often does, with InfoWars host Alex Jones,
Gotta keep the punters happy.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.838164 del
>>838156
When did it all go so wrong.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.838165 del
>>838111
>F.A.G.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.838166 del
>>838157
there was nobody inside, no idea what triggered his smoke alarm


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.838167 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.838168 del
>>838077
>Delicious sprinkled over tacos

It is Taco Tuesday afterall.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.838169 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.838170 del
>a quarter of the year over, have accomplished literally nothing


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.838171 del
>>838161
You are gay


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.838172 del
>>838170
so nothing new then


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.838173 del
>>838156
>Delicious sprinkled over tacos

It is Taco Tuesday afterall.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.838174 del
Lite n' Easy My Choice Beef Stroganoff


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.838175 del
>>838174
>Lite n' Easy
how much does it cost per week?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.838176 del
Heavy n' Hard


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.838177 del
>>838175
More than what Nuro and IGA can afford, even after they move in together.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.838178 del
What's so French about fries ????


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.838179 del
Garn a coffee and something savoury before another day is wasted.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.838180 del
new beyond creepy episode:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2i_3YpHIwkQ [Embed]


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.838181 del
>>838180
RAINBOW BRIDGE


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.838182 del
Morndings. Instants and mints. Tired.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.838183 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.838184 del
>>838182
Morning.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.838185 del
back on the midnight broadcast videos


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.838186 del
>>838185
back on the who cares?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.838187 del
>>838049
Bruh...


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.838188 del
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Consider this a mild mogging, Cruisey


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.838189 del
>>838183
This image is literally me if the coffee was always made by a based chad.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.838190 del
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>>838188
>88 dubs confirm webby's supreme gambling abilities
absolutely based


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.838192 del
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>When she avoids making physical contact when giving back your change


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.838193 del
>>838183
Don't get it


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.838194 del
>>838192
did the rude bitch drop it on the counter?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.838195 del
>>838185
Too early


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.838196 del
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>>838188
You need to shout yourself a drink.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.838197 del
Weber pokies arc is going to be glorious


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.838198 del
>>838188
Spend it wisely


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.838199 del
>>838198
I still have all of the previous win in my wallet too. Need to visit the bank.

>>838197
There is not going to be an arc and everybody should stop putting money in these evil machines.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.838200 del
>>838196
I am considering it.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.838201 del
>>838035
What happened to Chrome Dome's left hand?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.838202 del
>>838197
He doesn't even have to work for a living anymore, just goes into the pokies anytime he needs money and uses it like other men use banks. He doesn't go to the whizzers for the money anymore, he just goes there to perform casual racisms for his own amusement


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.838203 del
>>838201
wanking accident, many such cases


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.838205 del
Woolies order in, only treats I got were.
Lindt Excellence Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate Block
Lindt Les Grandes Milk Chocolate & Hazelnut Block
Paddle Pop Chocolate Frozen


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.838206 del
slimy baginy


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.838207 del
>>838202
>he just goes there to perform casual racisms for his own amusement
Based.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.838208 del
I am smashing through my cenno after paying the car rego


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.838209 del
>>838207
The poojeeta was wearing a black body stocking thing and a tulle skirt and you could see the bottom half.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.838210 del
>>838209
Did she comment on the hoodie?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.838211 del
>>838210
No. I doubt anybody even clocked it.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.838212 del
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>>838208
Mummy pays my rego :)


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.838213 del
>>838209
degenerate, go and tell her to put some clothes on


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.838214 del
>>838205
>Lindt Excellence Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate Block
>Lindt Les Grandes Milk Chocolate & Hazelnut Block
>Paddle Pop Chocolate Frozen
Will that be enough to last all afternoon?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.838215 del
>>838213
I presume the other women will slut shame her or gossip about her behind her back.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.838216 del
I like Wednesdays because that's the Pint Stop day.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.838217 del
Comfy mid-20's from tomorrow!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.838218 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.838221 del
praying for the chinaman to bless him


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.838224 del
Always watching. Never doing.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.838225 del
Is it just me or is time speeding up. It's already been a year somehow.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.838226 del
ordered some pink moscato


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.838227 del
>>838223
>>838222
Had a beer with Jimmy a few times.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.838228 del
>>838225
> It's already been a year somehow.
It's been 13 months neet.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.838229 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.838233 del
>>838230
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.838234 del
>“Carpet pythons will usually eat one big meal, such as a possum,”
>“This will last them a while as they slowly digest it. So no doubt that this defecation would have come after about a week or so.
>“I’ve seen large snakes poo enough to fill an entire bucket.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.838235 del
Imagine finding that poo in your garage and blaming the missus.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.838236 del
>>838232
That's a clogger.


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.838239 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.838240 del
Oof, had to lie down after that shit.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.838241 del
>>838240
Low blood pressure ?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.838242 del
>>838239
Based.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.838243 del
>>838240
Hand vanished?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.838244 del
>>838202
You warn them of the dangers they refuse to see. Like that Python handler with the public API.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.838245 del
Forgot to attach the video >>838244


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.838246 del
the chink next door still hasn't been back yet - more than 14 hours after the fire incident, wonder if he's out of town


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.838247 del
>>838188
Noticed. Ooooof.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.838248 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.838249 del
>>838245
This is what happens when you let women become captains


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.838250 del
Fuckong hell weber. I need to up my bets.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.838251 del
>>838250
Cruisey? No!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.838253 del
>>838252
rapeneet! no!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.838254 del
Fuck sake...
Went through their fucking humiliation ritual and did a bunch of body weight squats, shoulder rotation, weight measurement etc in some shitty side office after waiting around for 45 minutes for some brown cunt to 'interview' me.
A hundred intrusion questions later and they tell me we can't proceed without a second reference.
Fucking nigger loving HR roastie longhouse shit. Fuck them. Total femoid death


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.838255 del
Eating a pack of party mix to deal with the humiliation.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.838256 del
>>838254
Could've put Weber down as one.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.838257 del
Apparently a BEST A paramedic, Stuart Brand, blew his brains out in front of spectators at Outer Harbour yesterday.


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.838259 del
>>838257
Radelaide experience.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.838260 del
>>838254
>did a bunch of body weight squats, shoulder rotation, weight measurement
These developer interviews are getting more grueling every year


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.838261 del
>>838188
Mogged and flogged. Good work.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.838262 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.838263 del
Time to get the Mickey traps out again...


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.838264 del
>>838257
suicide or murder?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.838265 del
>>838264
I think it's still just a suicide even if you have multiple personalities.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.838266 del
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Caged


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.838267 del
>>838266
Just put down Webby and that nuke Africa email address be has.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.838268 del
gotta force myself to eat some vegies, why is this always so hard?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.838269 del
>>838268
they taste like shit innit


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.838270 del
I wonder if Gordon Ramsay would yell at me if he met me


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.838271 del
>>838270
He would call you an idiot sandwich but use two hot frying pans in place of bread slices


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.838274 del
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The YEEEEEREEERRERRAWWWWWWHHHHHS will continue until Morale Improves ….


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.838275 del
>>838274
Based.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.838276 del
>>838274
If you were really based you'd ask to take a selfie with the girls.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.838277 del
>>838276
Already got their number fag.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.838278 del
>>838277
Is there anything you won't tell fibs about?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.838279 del
>>838278
I know many roasties. They pay me money. News at 11 incel .


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.838280 del
>>838279
>incel
When was the last time you had a girlfriend champ?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.838281 del
>>838280
Does IGAy count ?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.838282 del
>>838281
depends on whether he's the top or bottom


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.838283 del
>>838282
Their probably vers.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.838284 del
>>838279
>They pay me money
for what?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.838285 del
>>838284
Chain lubing.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.838286 del
I just figured out how to steal shit from woolies. They don't scan boxes of coke so you can just put shit underneath it and they wont see.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.838287 del
>>838286
You are highly regarded.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.838288 del
>>838286
That box of 30 weighs what 15kg? You're going to squash your grapes or whatever you're trying to steal


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.838289 del
going to turn on the possum light and put on my jamies


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.838290 del
Rejected a f*moid on genetic grounds


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.838291 del
Another rat dead, but this one seemed to die for no reason.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.838292 del
>>838290
casual racism?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.838293 del
Impact at 10 km/h without seatbelt

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L_uXZEkhlZU [Embed]


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.838294 del
>>838291
Good luck, NEET.
That is not a good omen.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.838295 del
>>838293
>pulling the Vette into second after the brakes failed


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.838296 del
>>838291
Sleep with one eye open.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.838297 del
>>838291
Probably had some terrible disease. Might be contagious.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.838298 del
Had a smoothie of salad and frozen berries, feeling MUCH better. Wonder why the hell I never do this earlier in the day.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.838299 del
>>838296
Gripping your pillow tight


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.838300 del
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.838301 del
Ate a block of Whittakers coconut chocolate.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.838302 del
>>838286
There was a post on Reddit in the last month about someone saying they were arrested. Someone said they log the incident in a system (Aurion I think) and after it hits a certain amount, they calls the cops. Similar to what they do in America to make the charges more serious.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.838303 del
>>838292
She smelt of chromosomes, initially dismissed the suspicion but turns out at least 6 of them are severely retarded. Cancelled our lunch date


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.838304 del
>>838301
Straight to the arse!


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.838306 del
>>838299
Dum da dum dum dum
Dum da dum dum dum
Dum da dum dum dum
Dum dum dum dum da da da


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.838307 del
>>838302
A good lawyer would fuck that off in court. You can't let crimes go on and on (if you know about them) and then decide to prosecute them all at once.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.838308 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ZvtAYSUF3w [Embed]


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.838309 del
>>838307
You are talking out your bum. I am not aware of any reason why they can't do that.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.838310 del
>>838307
>You can't let crimes go on and on (if you know about them)
It could be claimed that a person made a mistake scanning an item or two. Showing a pattern of behaviour over time would make it harder to claim it was a mistake. If there was a time limit, they could limit the charges to the most recent offences and it depends on what you stole.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.838311 del
>>838309
Yeah ok.
Sure.
Woolies can let you shoplift for 10 years and then decide to stop you one day and give the police 10 years worth of surveillance footage.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.838312 del
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Dune Part 2 (2024) will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. In 30 minutes we will put on a documentary explaining many elements of the book, in case like me you have problems keeping track of all the things going on in the story. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.838314 del
>>838301
Excellent choice my dude, I used to love that stuff, bought one of the small bars every morning for a while. what are you following it up with?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.838315 del
>>838312
Outstanding work neet


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.838316 del
>>838311
What do you think should happen if they did do that? No prosecution at all? For any of it?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.838317 del
>>838314
>what are you following it up with?
A lot of tap water.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.838318 del
>>838316
No, but if they know of a thefts and have footage or other identifying information (rewards card etc) they should lodge police reports for each one.
You can't save that shit for a rainy day to prosecute when you think it might be at its most advantageous for you.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.838319 del
They would also be asked by any competent defender or magistrate why they knowingly allowed a thief to keep coming back week after week.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.838320 del
>>838318
>You can't save that shit
You can do whatever you want. The police and prosecutors would have to decide what they want to do with it once they receive it. I don't see why they'd want to let thieves get away with crimes if they are caught red handed.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.838321 del
>>838312
>Part 2


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.838322 del
>>838321
Toothpaste!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.838323 del
>>838319
They would just tell the truth that it wasn't worth the effort to prosecute every minor theft and they have systems in place to act only on repeat offenders who steal a high value amount of stock over a period of time.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.838324 del
i have popped the corn for the movie tonight


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.838325 del
>>838322
poorly bantered


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.838326 del
>>838324
No wonder that smoke alarm went off.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.838327 del
>>838315
You're welcome, womboflix lives to serve.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.838328 del
>>838324
in a saucepan?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.838329 del
>>838320
>You can do whatever you want.
statute of limitations on small shit is 6 months in SA, other offenses are decreed by act and some have no limit (eg murder)


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.838331 del
I just got back from Coles. Absolutely reeked of disgusting brown curry beasts


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.838332 del
Chomasonette now desperate to stay in the gene pool just asked if I wanted to fuck.

Rural inbreeding, real problem.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.838333 del
weber


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.838334 del
>>838331
They are everywhere. It is a jungle out there. Country gone to the dogs.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.838335 del
>>838331
city problems
>>838332
rural problems


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.838336 del
>>838333
what?
going to post that fat guy picture again?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.838337 del
>>838329
>6 months
I reckon if you gave the cops 6 months of footage of someone repeatedly stealing from you they would prosecute that person no worries.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.838338 del
>>838336
I hope it's not toothpaste doing it.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.838340 del
>>838338
colgate


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.838341 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.838342 del
ok, our Dune prelude documentary is now on: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.838343 del
>>838335
Nasty cycle of rumours and people treating each other like shit. All you can do is keep your sickle clean your house clean and your gene pool clean


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.838344 del
>>838332
Go and give em one.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.838345 del
>>838343
>and your gene pool clean
Thanks Tiffin.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.838349 del
dinkin


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.838350 del
-600, -50, -420


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.838351 del
>>838350
Should have trusted the system.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.838352 del
>>838188
What did you get? How many features?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.838353 del
OH BOY HERE WE GO


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.838354 del
colgate


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.838356 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.838357 del
>>838199
What do you want spreadsheetneet to put down?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.838358 del
I reckon I'm about $250-300 in the black still.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.838359 del
Ok neets, it's time for Dune Part 2 (2024) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.838360 del
>>838359
there are nonwhites in that movie


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.838361 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.838362 del
50 mill OzLotto


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.838363 del
gyat


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.838364 del
Jakers!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.838365 del
>>838360
Adjust your brightness, contrast and gamma levels until they look white and you will be fine.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.838367 del
life would be easier as a meth head


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.838368 del
>>838365
that Zendaya chick looks pretty close to white skinned a lot of the time


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.838369 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.838370 del
loving my huge bag of popcorn and coke, don't care if it kills me


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.838372 del
>>838368
weber got a gyatt fr fr no cap


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.838373 del
>>838370
Where are the photos?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.838374 del
>>838370
Maybe that's what killed that rat.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.838375 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.838376 del
does /auspol/ know about here?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.838377 del
>>838372
You've gyatt to have it.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.838378 del
>>838376
It's been shilled there.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.838379 del
>>838378
I might post about it there a bit more then :)


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.838380 del
>>838376
we are as safe from auspol here as the fremen are from the harkonnen in the desert


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.838381 del
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>>838379
Can you spread the trev meme on pol? I feel like he has potential.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.838382 del
>>838380
idk wot that meens


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.838383 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.838384 del
I don't want 4chan faggots on my board


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.838385 del
>>838384
youre already here


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.838386 del
>>838385
touche


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.838387 del
>>838384
There's two here already.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.838388 del
>>838387
dere am sevril


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.838390 del
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Comfy nights are here.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.838391 del
>>838390
Chilly. What sort of heating do you have?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.838392 del
weber thinks anything about 30 is hot


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.838393 del
I got here from Aus/pol/ but it was many years ago. There might be a few good fellows there who would fit in here.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.838394 del
>>838391
Couple of 30cm electric fan heaters.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.838395 del
>>838392
He's right.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.838396 del
>>838389
Is this the land whale? I see that MySpace angle.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.838397 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.838399 del
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>>838355
That Pariston Guy seems like a real winner. I bet women notice him when he walks by. His must have a real swagger in step from running this board so effectively. Good On him.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.838400 del
>>838399
Based.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.838402 del
Women love a diabetic chain luber in camouflage cargo shorts


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.838403 del
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>>837920
It was, um...edible.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.838404 del
>>838403
At least it looks nice and juicy.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.838405 del
>>838402
Accurate.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.838406 del
>>838402
Remember when he shaved his balls for that middle aged woman and it turned out she was just being friendly?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.838407 del
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>>838406
Imagine not having your balls shaved smelling like fresh sandalwood and ready to pounce on any cougar that comes your way.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.838409 del
I've got the NEED for FEED.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.838411 del
>tfw no qt supermarket gf to bring me heavily discounted feed after her night shift


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.838412 del
>>838409
Push it in neet, you're not getting any younger.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.838413 del
>>838411
That's why you need a good boong woman to cook you up a nice lizard.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.838415 del
Night.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.838416 del
>>838415
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.838417 del
>>838415
Pidge? GN!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.838418 del
Think I'm going to start hitting the gym and figure out diet and calorie counting and that.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.838419 del
I finally put the massive bag of popcorn in the bin after I'd eaten 2/3rds of it


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.838420 del
>>838418
Good luck NEET.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.838421 del
>>838419
I cannot visualise the size of this bag of popcorn. Was it garbage bag size?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.838422 del
Popcorn is my favourite food


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.838423 del
Missed the movie


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.838424 del
>>838421
350 grams , which is a lot of popcorn. The flat microwave bags of popcorn you get from coles usually contain 100 grams


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.838425 del
>>838424
Did you add butter and salt?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.838426 del
>>838425
it came pre popped, with butter and salt already in it


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.838427 del
>>838426
They sell really big tubs of freshly popped at Drakes here in Best A.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.838428 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.838429 del
>>838428
The only family that ever loved me.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.838430 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.838431 del
>>838428
what's on the grand big mac?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.838432 del
>>838431
The Grand Big Mac is a wider version of the chain's iconic Big Mac, that features wider patties as well as a wider bun.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.838433 del
Opening a bottle of plonk. Trying to remember my responsibilities in my past life as an office wagie.
Have to wake up before 10am tomorrow, wish me luck.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.838434 del
>>838433
Good luck NEET. You will get straight back into it tomorrow. Like riding a bike.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.838435 del
>>838432
>a wider bun
My exact body type.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.838436 del
Today was day 13 without porn/wanking and it is now day 0. Woe.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.838437 del
>>838436
What happened NEET?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.838438 del
>>838432
for those extra wide body types


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.838439 del
>>838437
I had a wank.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.838440 del
>>838438
Haven't seen that image in a while.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.838441 del
>>838439
Sexual emergency?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.838442 del
>>838440
it matched the grand big mac


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.838443 del
does green tea make your pee smell funny?


NEET Admin 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.838444 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.838445 del
>>838443
Green tea regrows your neurons


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.838446 del
>>838432
Looks Whopper size


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.838447 del
Might have a wank in solidarity with no-wank NEET


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.838448 del
>>838447
That was one of my longest streaks. God damn I wish I hadn't wanked. It isn't worth it, it never is.
I managed to stay away from the weirder porn though so I am getting better despite the occasional upset.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.838449 del
Wonder if Monk is on the standards.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.838450 del
>>838448
It was just a bump in the road. A burgeoning load.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.838451 del
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>tfw the just is over


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.838452 del
>>838449
I'm having a responsible dose of Daddys medicine


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.838453 del
>>838451
I need to make a gif of him walking down the hallway with the aid of that walking frame. I want to post it everytime I say I'm going out for a walk.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.838454 del
The change in my urine smell may be because I stopped drinking espressos all day and just started having a pot of filtered coffee in the early morning instead.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.838455 del
How many high achieving people are actually hallucinogen users?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.838456 del
It's called the faustian spirit you dumb bitch


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.838457 del
>>838455
Just Joe Rogan.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.838458 del
>The first external sign of melange-induced metabolic change is visible in the eyes, as the drug tints the sclera and iris to a dark shade of blue.
Like the way end stage alcoholism makes your eyes yellow


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.838459 del
>>838458
And being a nigger.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.838460 del
I haven't eaten anything today.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.838461 del
Got the flanno and socks on. A bowl of microwaved cheerios smothered in tomato sauce would really hit the spot right now!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.838462 del
o7


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.838463 del
>>838461
>cheerios
Terrible name. Not used at all in the good states.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.838464 del
>>838456
Thanks for reminding me to read faust


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.838465 del
>>838463
I meant the breakfast cereal, what are YOU talking about?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.838466 del
>>838465
Little NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.838467 del
>>838433
Good luck. The colder the weather gets the harder it is getting out of bed early. At least for a NEET like me!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.838468 del
>>838451
Overseas or otherwise unavailable.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.838469 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.838470 del
>>838286
The criminal known as NEET


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.838471 del
Nightmares, woe


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.838472 del
morning bros, didn't realise it was 6 in the morning already, the darkness is growing


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.838473 del
>>838472
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.838474 del
>I've accomplished so little I can re-use the daily todo list I made last week for today


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.838475 del
Just saw a picture of my high school crush, horrific, I think she's going all elliot page and full ftm tranny.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.838476 del
>>838432
It's the size big macs used to be.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.838477 del
Premogged


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.838478 del
How much do you think webby's garn win on the pokies today neets?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.838479 del
garn bakery neets, you want me to get you anything?


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.838480 del
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This Saturday womboflix will be streaming Sudden Death (1995), starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Our Sunday movie was going to be Dune, but we ended up seeing that on Monday, so there will be no stream on Sunday.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.838481 del
>>838479
A caramel latte with two sugars and a pack of cold pies.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.838482 del
>>838474
Your place looks modest NEET.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.838483 del
>>838478
Today is interconnecting wage Pint Stop day.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.838484 del
>>838480
>so there will be no stream on Sunday.
You should play that moofie that has been sitting on the server for two years.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.838485 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.838486 del
>>838485
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.838487 del
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NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.838488 del
>>838484
Should play dune two. I forgot it was on last night.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.838489 del
>>838488
J U S T
Download it and watch it now. It inches closer to an almost three hour run time


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.838490 del
>>838489
I'll just wait til it's on Netflix or whatever


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.838491 del
>>838490
>Netflix or whatever
You have to rise up against these services and download it now!


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.838492 del


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.838493 del
>>838492
It doesn’t 100% taste like the sugar one. I am going to go back to that tomorrow.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.838494 del
@weber


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.838495 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.838496 del
>>838495
5 Human Species Who Lived Alongside Us


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.838497 del
Council lawn mowing woke me up. They have no respect for the NEET lifestyle.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.838498 del
Morndings. Woke up at 8:30 like a good little cagie.
In the coffee zone, preparing for battle with HR foids


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.838499 del
>>838498
Good luck today NEET.


NEET 04/09/2024 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.838500 del
>>838488
If only womboflix had advertised it about 10 times


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.838501 del
>>838484
I think chariots of fire is about a jew who overcomes anti-semitism to beat the english at sports in the 1920s and I'm not sure womboflix audiences are ready for that yet. Well, maybe cruisey is.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.838502 del
Women in baggy pants are a sin.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.838503 del
>>838501
I am ready.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.838504 del
Saw Wombies car in the pub carpark.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.838505 del
>>838504
He's dropping into the pokies to make another quick $5k withdrawal.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.838506 del
>>838504
Go in and mog him with $15 spins


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.838507 del
>>838506
Someone has to lose the money that webby wins


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.838508 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=zxYw5PVc_JE [Embed]


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.838509 del
>>838507
cruisey!!!!!!!!


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.838510 del
Couldn't answer the interview call. Just too stressful. Shaking.
NGMI


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.838511 del


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.838512 del
stew sloppa bowl for breakakakay


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.838513 del
>>838510
>>838512
>for breakakakay
in pants


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.838514 del
don't break my heart!
my achey breakakakay heart!


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.838515 del
>>838511
JSP interview first, then Dan


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.838516 del
ukraine is rightful lithuanian clay


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.838517 del
>>838515
dan will make the interview easier


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.838518 del
>>838510
Could you try and call them back after you feel better


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.838519 del
>>838518
She e-mailed me asking if we could reschedule. Whats the point


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.838520 del


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.838521 del
>>838510
Time to make that DSP application then NEET.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.838522 del
>>838516
'ate ukrainians. Not racialist, just don't like them. Anyone from the baltics would be better.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.838523 del
>>838516
It was a backwater slum before the macedons


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.838524 del
>>838519
Man up and reschedule it


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.838525 del
Smoking inside


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.838526 del


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.838527 del
>>838525
No wonder that smoke alarm went off.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.838528 del
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>>838525
Prepare to lose your front door.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.838529 del
>>838527
>>838528
Still no sign of my neighbour chink or his car, 2 days now


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.838530 del
>>838529
Is his front door secured?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.838531 del
>>838530
I'm sure it's fine.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.838532 del
>>838530
the fireys screwed a bit of wood there to hold the door frame they busted


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.838533 del
>>838532
That was good of them.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.838534 del
>>838472
The fire rises


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.838535 del
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(2.03 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2483.jpeg)
Another minor mogging at the Pint Stop.
Sorry Cruisey.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.838536 del
>>838535
wtf is this real?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.838537 del
>>838535
The fuck is this shit


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.838538 del
Fucking bloody Weber.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.838539 del
>>838501
Good point.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.838540 del
>>838508
I hate that bitch so much it's unreal!


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.838541 del
Love me pepper pies
Love me stdouts
Love me $5 spins
Simple as


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.838542 del
How does webby keep winning? Is he hacking the machines somehow?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.838543 del
>>838542
He's just a winner. Praise Fortuna


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.838544 del
>>838542
No, it’s simply putting $100 that I don’t need or care about in a machine and doing max bets. Either you get a feature or something in a few spins or you lose it, but you walk away at that point regardless.
I guarantee if I did this again tomorrow or Friday that I’d lose the $100.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.838545 del
>>838544
The system.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.838546 del
>>838545
The key points are:
1. Not using money you need for food, rent, bills, savings
2. Walking away the moment you’re up a bit or you’ve lost it
Two simple concepts that 99% don’t seem to ‘get’


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.838548 del
>>838536
He can't lose.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.838549 del
>>838542
he has a better system.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.838550 del
Put the sloppa on pizza with cheese and pineapple


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.838551 del
>>838546
That's my system too. Max bets on what denomination?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.838552 del
>>838526
Highly regarded


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.838553 del
>>838551
This was a $1 machine and I selected all 5 reels, so $5 a spin.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.838554 del
My fake limit is $50 though, I just go over that sometimes.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.838555 del
>>838553
Is that the ninja one?
I haven't been game to do the $1 ones


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.838556 del
>>838555
No it was some Ching Chong one. Jackpot was $8k or something.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.838557 del
@weber


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.838558 del
This is how we get the commune.
Need more systematic NEETs slapping pokes.
Garn make it.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.838559 del
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NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.838560 del
>>838557
We’re not doing this. You just post a fat person or something when I engage.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.838562 del
>>838535
Has he been mogged again? Based.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.838563 del
webby gon make cruisey kill himself


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.838564 del
>>838560
I thought they used to be monk making them.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.838565 del
Yeeeeaaah incoming it seems.
Killer winning web.
Garn play video games or watch Jew shit.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.838566 del
>>838559
I was emotional alright


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.838568 del
Weber and Cruisey should start a business where people give them money to play the pokes and they give a percentage of the winnings back to the customer.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.838569 del
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NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.838570 del
>>838550
You'll be running to the toilet all night.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.838571 del
Bartender asked if I was alright


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.838572 del
garn aldi to get some salad, you neets want anything?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.838573 del
>>838571
Are you alright?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.838574 del
>>838572
A couple of boxes of frozen calamari rings please.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.838575 del
>>838559
webby is just winning back all the money that cruisey has lost on these infernal machines over the years. When he's finished collecting it all, I'm sure he'll give it back to cruisey


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.838576 del
>>838571
Should looked him in the eyes and said in a slow menancing voice "do I look alright?"


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.838577 del
>>838572
One parsnip thanks.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.838578 del
trying to decide whether I like hans zimmer's dune theme enough to add it to my regular playlist


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.838579 del
>>838573
Nah. Sent an email from the whizzers to my boss about the whizzers and the unrealistic expectations of me given how little I am paid at present. Referred to the “brownoids” and “faggot” at the whizzers. Said I was presently too fat to fit into business attire and that it would take me a couple of months to psych myself up for interviews anywhere decent.
Haven’t checked for a response.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.838580 del
>>838579
>Referred to the “brownoids” and “faggot” at the whizzers
>Said I was presently too fat to fit into business attire
Oh Weber. I don't know what to say. I hope this person you sent the email to realises that you are in a mental health crisis and doesn't take any negative action against you.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.838581 del
>>838579
Fuck man, I'm sorry.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.838582 del
>>838535
Based.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.838583 del
>>838579
>“brownoids” and “faggot” at the whizzers
at least you made yourself clear


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.838584 del
>>838580
There is literally nothing wrong with webby. It's the state of this country that is the problem.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.838585 del
>>838584
Things are grim out there. Demoralising.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.838586 del
>>838579
You have to hide your powers level. You can’t be racist at work you’ll get fired.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.838587 del
Just had a grand Big Mac and they are no joke like twice the size of a regular one.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.838588 del
>>838587
Good taste?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.838589 del
>>838587
You're joking.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.838590 del
>>838541
Facts.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.838591 del
>>838588
Tasted the same as a normal big mac.
>>838589
Okay maybe I exaggerated a little


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.838592 del
>>838591
How does the size compare to a Whopper?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.838593 del
>>838579
I hope everything gets better for you. You deserve it.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.838594 del
>>838587
What did it taste like?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.838595 del
>>838589
NEETs don't joke about food.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.838596 del
watcing a nigga on youtube


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.838597 del
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Isn't there such a thing as business suits for us larger types?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.838598 del
>>838592
Bit bigger than a whopper.
>>838594
It tasted like gaining weight.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.838599 del
I swear I can hear someone moving around next door but the chink's car isn't there. Maybe it's just the wind.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.838600 del
>>838599
Could it be his ghost?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.838601 del
>>838600
impossible, chinks don't have souls


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.838602 del
>>838598
I usually eat half a Big Mac for lunch and save the rest for dinner or a midnight snackaroo. So I could get 4(four) meals out of the Grand.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.838603 del
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Rocked up like a proper deadshit to my job service provider interview. Jumper sleeves pushed up to my elbows, grotty grey trackies, thongs and a swagger of arrogance. Almost didn't go in because I was so nervous. Don't know why. Can't even talk to people anymore without jacking my heart rate through the roof. Maybe too many lobster pills lately, turning into a lobster.
Got a cask at Dans, cashier asked me how I was going and I just didn't reply, felt bad afterwards so gave him my phone/membership number just to say something out loud.
I have the mong doc on Friday morning but I might cancel it, can't wake up early enough. Then I have a flight to catch that arvo. Stress

>>838589
kek

>>838579
Weber NEET arc? What is your plan?

>>838586
Sometimes the power level just falls right out of you

>>838571
Bartenders have changed in the last 10 years. I asked one for a "pint of draught" and she said "which draught?" not long ago


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.838604 del
>>838603
>Jumper sleeves pushed up to my elbows, grotty grey trackies, thongs and a swagger of arrogance
That's how it's done chief. Insecure people need to hide their inability behind fancy suits, alpha guys like yourself can dress like derros and still win just through an aura of confidence.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.838605 del
>>838603
>I have the mong doc on Friday morning but I might cancel it, can't wake up early enough.
Many such cases. You need rehab

>Then I have a flight to catch that arvo. Stress
Blue page in Cairns.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.838606 del
This nerd nigga is a bit of an idiot. He knows some tech shit, but then he goes off trying things which have no chance of working.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.838607 del


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.838608 del
>>838606
Colgate?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.838609 del
>>838606
Lobster pills?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.838610 del
Garn find a nice secluded park to cry in.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.838611 del
>>838610
maybe some friendly passerby will take pity on you and you can watch each other wank


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.838612 del
>>838603
>a swagger of arrogance
I don't know how many times I have to tell you that your comeback arc can't begin until you humble yourself.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.838613 del
>>838603
>but I might cancel it,
You should still try and go.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.838614 del
Bedroom rearrange done.
I've got the bed, computer desk and recliner chair all in the one room now. Ready for winter. I can only afford to heat one room.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.838615 del
>>838614
Enjoyable rearrange? I miss doing it


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.838616 del
>>838614
If neets want to work on their insulating layer of blubber, coles still has discount easter eggs


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.838617 del
>>838615
No I don't enjoy them. Grimy and sweaty work. Too fat for this.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.838618 del
I do the rearrange properly. Dust everything and vacuum.
I think there might be NEETs out there who just move things around.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.838619 del
>>838617
You should get NDIS to do it for you and to pay for your heating.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.838620 del
nigga nerd on youtube is making so many mistakes, normally it would be painful to watch, but because he's black I find myself laughing at him instead


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.838621 del
>>838616
I am just finishing my block of Lindt, that will be enough for a few days.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.838622 del
>>838621
>Lindt
Fancy.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.838623 del
the back sides of my dinner plates keep getting more and more stained, maybe from sitting in the sink for too long. Do neets have any ideas for getting them clean?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.838624 del
>>838622
We eat only the best chocolate here.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.838625 del
Had a nap


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.838626 del
>>838623
Apply warm water, detergent and some sort of friction.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.838627 del
>>838623
Buy new ones


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.838628 del
>>838587
That's what they were like in the 90s


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.838629 del
>>838628
That was before the seed oils.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.838630 del
>>838603
>which draught
West End.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.838631 del
Did that NEET find a nice park?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.838632 del
>>838625
Morning.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.838633 del
>>838630
Export for me please.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.838634 del
>>838631
I heard he went to the dog park and was running around with the staffies.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.838635 del
>>838634
Wonderful.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.838636 del
Is the seed oil stuff real or just bro science? Nearly finished my bottle of canola oil, wondering what to use next.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.838637 del
>>838635
Yes it cheered him right up.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.838638 del
When we win we're going to ban schooners


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.838639 del
>>838618
I just wipe around things.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.838640 del
>>838639
Efficient.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.838641 del
Are middies schooners?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.838642 del
>>838641
A middle is a pot (285ml) or an SA schooner


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.838643 del
>>838629
They were wholesome seed oils back then.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.838644 del
I can't have this beer glass conversation again.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.838645 del
>>838636
It's real. You need extra virgin juice.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.838646 del
>>838633
I don't think that exists anymore.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.838647 del
>>838603
> service provider interview
were there any other neets there?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.838648 del
>>838636
I use avo oil.
Pretty sure that's a seed oil too.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.838649 del
>>838648
How about butter? That can't be seed oil.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.838650 del
>>838647
Yeah a younger guy called Tyler. His NEET outfit was a bit more entry level than mine, you could tell he was still on the fence about identifying outwardly.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.838651 del
>>838642
We can work out quantum mechanics but can't find solutions to the real problems like this.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.838652 del
>>838645
Smells fruity. Like possum.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.838653 del
>>838649
Ghee is a good option.
Doesn't have a high smoke point iirc.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.838654 del
>>838650
You should get into managing OnlyFans accounts, could he be your first client?


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.838655 del
>>838650
Tyler tuck job.
Get him on your onlyfans


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.838656 del
>>838655
Smart.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.838658 del
>>838631
Yes, at Dan's.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.838659 del
>>838658
can't go wrong there.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.838660 del
>>838658
Well bantered.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.838661 del
>>838657
Cruisey needs to get into the million dollar mongs >>838252 that's where the $5 spins are.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.838662 del
>>838657
Probably the parents in there with them. Restrictive practice policies are stupid.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.838663 del
>>838661
Or charge the mongs to spin and put it under Occupational therapy.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.838664 del
>>838663
A well respected dietitian in the sphere used to get herders to take them shopping and bill for OT. Also wrote reports stating that they all need thermomixers, and sold them all one for $3k each.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.838665 del
GregO 100% posts here.
Newest review is of Guzman and he has a fucking vinyl record in the car.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.838666 del
On closer inspection of the thumbnail, it's just the bag, not a record.
I know he's here either way. Can smell it.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.838667 del
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>>838650
We need a secret ausneets handshake so that neets can identify to each other.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.838668 del
>>838667
We do have one.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.838669 del
>>838665
Based, he's learning from a champion.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.838670 del
>>838666
>I know he's here either way. Can smell it.
Embracer of seed oils, Dan and no doubt wanking.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.838671 del
>>838666
This is his safe space.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.838672 del
>>838663
>>838664
Great ideas. $5 spins are in his future.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.838673 del
>>838606
>nigga


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.838675 del
>>838673
Possum pronounces it with a hard D


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.838676 del
>>838675
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.838677 del
Get some white boy


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.838678 del
>>838677
Good on him, least he got one of them.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.838679 del
10 wicked wings and a case of balter cervezas aquired.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.838680 del
>>838679
Good evening.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.838681 del
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NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.838682 del
>>838677
They want to speak with him to charge him. Shame we can't kill them if they force entry or use force. It should be permitted.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.838683 del
>>838681
COLGATE!


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.838684 del
>>838677
Sounds like a Based fella.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.838685 del
>>838679
Good acquisition.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.838686 del
>>838682
Since he got hacked at with an axe he should be okay.


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.838687 del


NEET 04/10/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.838688 del
>tfw no can opener