>>800458
My A best A

MelBOURNE SUPREMACY

>>800458
I have never made one but I have assisted.

Summer time is camping time. A great time to meet teh ladies. Who's coming?

>>800476
Exercise and bleaching.

Contemplating a trip to the shops. Not sure if I can be bothered.

>>800477
kek

>>800477
Well bantered.

Polo gang

Going to the shops.

>>800458
I made chinese sausage rolls a long time ago,it used duck liver sausages and then instead of baking like a traditional sausage roll it was steamed. It was the most vile thing I have ever cooked.

>>800482
Good luck, stay safe.

>>800483
It sounds horrible.

was garn make a new thread, but got caught up playing vidya, woe

>>800487
What game are you playing?

>>800488
was playing hitman, blood money

>>800490
I chortled.

jatz crackers and butter

>>800492
4 is the appropriate serving size.

>>800493
woe

Cheese is very expensive these days.

@Weber

You should be with me baby.
You should be with ME.

NEETs will not even be able to afford to wank the dog soon.

>>800423
They say a WHITE onion is worth a thousand words.

>>800448
>He compares it to a Ferrari

'He' also lives in a toilet and cooks his own shit. Do you really want to be taking such a person's opinion?

The lost parcel turned up and it's all there and intact.
And the replacement was despatched this morning.

>>800460
Try simping to actual women you disgrace of a man.

Babby wants some attention?
Daaaaaw poor babby!

>>800473
I hope Monk is only being flooded with goon.

Night.

>>800500
True. I was just curious because I know some of you are good with cars.

>>800508
Gnight

>>800509
It's the sort of car a wog bloke would have dreamed of owning 25 years ago.

>>800458
I got pork mince and puff pastry. Fresh herbs only available in-store so I'll still have to go in person for fucking fucks sake Weber you f&t A^&O wannabe.

>>800511
Maybe that is the new place nuro is too drunk to drive to?

@Webster

Where's teh voice chat?

>>800515
Have a quick look in his bins while he's drunk.
You might get some more hair for the sex doll.

>>800512
I always think of nuro as italian

>>800519
Yeah I can see that.

>>800501
Based.
I had something similar once. A package came with the wrong stuff in it. So I emailed them and said you have sent me someone else's order.
They sent another package with what I ordered and let me keep the wrong stuff too.
And then I ended up getting two lots of the stuff I ordered because it turned out they had sent the right stuff originally in addition to sending me the wrong stuff. They had just put my address on two parcels that came one day apart.
So I ended up getting three parcels for the price of one.
I hope all that made sense.

Listening to Dixie music
Hooray, hooray!

>>800508
Good night Pidge. xx
I would be your turtle.

>>800522
Look away, look away.

>>800518
Kek

>>800519
He went to a Catholic school so it would make sense.

>>800522
Racist

>>800521
Perfect sense, it's good when that happens, if the new order turns up I'll get two lots of everything and a #20 refund and free postage on next order.

>>800527
I'm from the land of the white man

Oh I forgot to tell (You). I saw an hour of this while I was waiting for my McCuck (Zambrero) Goyslop to digest. It was really bad. What the fuck is wrong with me.

Sick of this hot humid weather. Sweating all the time.

>>800522
Watch Maximum Overdrive

>>800531
Movie looks shit.

Garn GLs

>>800536
Get me some chips.

Me and webby
Executive Outcomes
Angola '94

Burmese uber driver

>>800531
Saw a big line-up there the other night. How does it compare to Guzzies?

The cauliflower at Zambies is good, the meat ones are pretty average.

>>800541
Never been to guzmans but dont get the wraps, its vomit wrapped in soggy cardboard.

>>800543
Eat that egg pie already aye

Up to season three when the music changed.

>>800539
Wombo still have that 60's rolex he got off that dead cuban pilot?

>>800532
my threads are objectively the best threads

Joe DiMaggio dunks.
He dunks.

These Jewish tunnels in New York are pretty funny

>>800552
Not a comfy post

>spent 100$ on food
>somehow no food
My meal planning has collapsed

>>800554
Was that food meth by any chance?

I'm great at writing out todo lists, I'm just terrible at ever actually doing them. What sort of job would be suited to me neets?

>>800556
Manager.

>>800556
Technical Support Analyst

Garn Bunnings tomorrow. Need a plank of wood.

think I might watch that youtube video on the merovingians and fall asleep

Bitch you are not fucking your step brother. How stupid do you think I am?

Acted like a total chad at Gook Ladys
Home territory

>>800562
You are winning. Never humble yourself.

>>800555
I've just gone and frozen things in a way which didn't make sense, and restocked on things which I've no immediate use for.

>>800564
use the marmite to bait snares to catch the neighbourhood cats and rats and dogs. Skin them and sell the grisly remains to the chinees restaurant, use the proceeds to buy meth. Sell the meth to the pajeet uber drivers and take the money to the chink casino. Fill up on the complimentary succulent chinees yum cha while you are feeding their pokies. Slip some of it into bags you make from the cat and rat skins.

>>800565
Why wouldn't I just put the marmite into the pokies machine

I don't think cats like marmite.

>>800566
Bad white devil! No yum cha for you!

>>800554
It is cheaper to just eat from teh specials board rather than cooking at home.

>>800569
That's what a collapse in meal planning looks like. I've been struggling a lot this month.

>>800566
The cats will jam it up.

Remember that video of cruisey and possum in the bush

AAAAAAA!

Fat people exist

>>800566
Lol

>>800569
You know it.

I am on the Godsmack vids

Hyperborean, I'm the living proof

I've never understood that last one.
Weird saying.

>Test
Test

morning neetbros, starting the day with a white monster

>>800582
Good morning NEET.

>>800583
morning neeto

chapfallen
adjective [CHAP-faw-lun]

1. having the lower jaw hanging loosely
2. cast down in spirit; depressed

Cruisedog was chapfallen when he learned that the tug shop was closed.

>>800531
Title is accurate in my experience.

Good morning NEETs.

The fallen chap was chapfallen.

>>800588
>>800582
Morning NEETs

garn for a little cruise neets, you need anything while I'm out?

>>800591
We have one here all day every day.

>>800580
Its a recipe for summoning the devil. What is unlevened bread?

>>797453
The book is quite alright, NEET.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/aussie-gold-hunters-stars-dog-shot-dead-by-police/news-story/ebb5de99bce14d4347f01d73ec7d5277
Poor doggo

>>800595
Excellent, Thanks ,I shall check if the library has a copy, that Last Year one has improved too now it's onto the battles.

>>800594
>What is unlevened bread?
bread made without yeast

>>800598
Does that mean they made us into satanists when we made damper?

>>800586
Thank you, it's nice to have these again.
It better not be closed.

>>800600
Miss Saigon has been busy putting on two shows per day.

>>800599
No, damper and Irish soda bread are satan-exempt.

Remember when Fat Elvis Monk was posting about how tall he was and other homoerotic cringe when we were watching the weightlifting movie?

>>800586
Another excellent word of the week.

>>800592
30kg fresh air please.

Might have some satanism for breakfast

>>800609
That's what Motherbat calls his poos.

I've got a pain in my upper chest and lower throat. I don't know how to describe it other than as a stabbing pain. Had two panadol, an ibuprofen and a pepto bismol. Reading about it on the internet sounds like heartburn but I don't think that is it. I guess we will wait and see. It hurts to breathe in deeply.

>>800612
>It hurts to breathe in deeply.
That doesn't sound like heartburn. I'd go and get checked out.

>>800612
Yeah I'd see the doctor if that keeps up.

>>800612
Sleep tight.

>>800612
Are you vaxxed?

Kek I just found out that dodgy suburb of Darwin the bloke did the video about is where my friend lives.

>>800603
Don't pretend you weren't wanking to all those bodybuilders in their underwear posing on stage.

>>800616
No.
>>800613
>>800614
10k, fifo and nuro have all had heart attacks. Maybe I'll be the fourth.

>>800619
If you'd descibed it as throbbing rather than stabbing I would have said go to the hospital.
Not trying to make you paranoid but mine started out feeling like a lung pain.

>>800620
I take some aspirin whenever I get any sort of chest pain. But you should go to hospital if you suspect you're having a heart attack. You'll get first class triage, it's great.

>>800621
Thats because the heart doesnt repair itself. It scars over and bits of it die.

>>800621
I take the aspirin daily now.

>>800623
what else do you take?

>>800624
Vitamins.

>>800625
Inforwars vitamins?

>>800626
Lol no.

>>800627
ngmi

Still haven't decided on a Skyrim build.

>>800629
A left handed bretonian pickpocket

>>800627
You fool. Look at nuro - he doesn't look at day over 45, yet he's in his 60s. Alex Jones pills are solid anti-ageing gold.

>>800631
Alex jones is a very bad ad for his own pills.

>>800631
They counteract all the fast food, alcohol and drugs.

Going to do some cooking.

>>800631
He's not in his 60's, fool. I remmember him delivering catalogues in his beat up commer van when I was just in shorts. He would have been in his thirties then.

>>800634
careful when your heating those flasks of acid.

>>800635
That was 30 years ago.

When did nuro deliver catalogues in a beat off coomer van?

>>800634
A roast turkey thanks.

>>800638
he was sleeping in it too

Going to have a shave and a shower and a shop and then do some painting.

It's looking like today isn't gonna be the day I turn my life around. Again. Might go to the shops and buy some salad at least.

>>800641
Painting on canvas?

>>800642
Salad is a good first step.

>>800645
Idiot police informant.

>>800608
>>800607
Lovely.

Insured the new car, got some gym pants, a couple more $8 tshirts, and some jam tarts.

>>800650
>Gym pants
Black leggings for your insta? 😎 🔥

>>800650
Are you going to be getting into the gym again?

>>800652
No, glossy blue trackies.

>>800645
people who have dogs as pets are retards who need to be loved dispute being unlovable.

>>800653
Maybe.

>>800649
Oh, We're back on the deep fried meme already? its barely 11 AM.

Urge to get back on the paranormal youtube videos is rising

>>800657
Your a deep fried meme

>>800658
If they make you happy then you should.

Why cant they make a survival movie where the plane crashes and the survivors do everything right and theres heaps of guns and ammo for all the wolves and crocodiles that attack them.? The movie could end when they trek into a town all swole and loaded with fur swag.

Max Miller is such a lovable homosexual. He is very charismatic.

>>800660
Bullshit, every tavern had a cauldron full of tallow that they would heat over a fire.

>>800662
The Grey.

>>800665
nah i liked sands of the kalahari

>>800665
It's already on the womboflix movie list, just waiting for some votes.

>>800667
anything besides that lancia one

>>800668
I agree.

>>800669
I double agree.

>>800664
I invented deep frying back in 1789 when I accidentally dropped my sandwich into the rendering cauldron at the whale tallow factory. This simple mistake kick started a career as a celebrity chef and I would perform at all the town squares and opera houses.

Heart palpitations. Stressed out the kazoo.

>>800674
have some chamomile

>>800676
Looking good there monaro.

>>800580
10.5 Do not fry shit in a pan

>>800654
They look flash.

Jacob Hersant liked my tweet

>>800680
Who is that?

>>800590
Good morning sweetie. Sleep well?

An old boong woman tried to walk out of coles with a trolley full of meat while I was there.
They did not let her and it got quite loud.

How is Sweetie posting from the boarding kennel?
Does she have her own phone?

>>800683
I thought they train the staff to just let them go?

>>800596
RIP Monty

>>800685
This was a trolley top to bottom with steaks and roasts.

>>800608
Looks dry

>>800683
>>800687
kek, worth a try I suppose.

>>800680
You're on a watchlist now.

>>800689
I think that's what she thought.

Had a shower. All nice and clean.

>>800610
Pickles loves the dickles

>>800687
I doubt they make an exception based on the value of the items.
Although you can understand how the sheer outrageousness of it would make the staff say oh no you don't.

I'm in the 2023 Christmas Lucky Draw.

>>800692
Hope you remembered to wash behind your ears.

>>800689
Where I am they try to stop them by grabbing hold of the trolley or standing in the way but will let go if they threaten to stab them.

>>800692
You smell nice.

>>800612
Didn't know that seppo pink shit was available in Oz

>>800697
She kept yelling out that she would end them.

>>800700
They are cursed now.

>>800697
A threat to kill is worth at least one punch or slap to the head. Legal too.

>>800702
Sounds like a Weber post.

>>800703
It is.

Having my apple danishes and coffee chill.

A judge won't let you get away with slapping an indigenous woman just because she is mouthing off.

>>800706
Motherbat would.

>>800706
If she made a specific threat to stab you and put a hand anywhere near her pocket or bag, you can neutralise the threat. A cop would taze or pepper spray you in the same circumstance.

>>800705
One danish is enough. And just half the coffee chill.

>>800709
But I have 4 danishes
Well, 3 now

>>800651
Ishmael, freeze!

>>800705
Can we get a photo of the scene?

Having a Sprite+ to wash down my six incher.

>>800712
Why?

>>800713
Lewd.

>>800662
That's actually how Tiffo ended up in Tasmania.

>>800716
He was the fat guy from Lost.

>>800684
Smuggled it in via the old prison wallet.

>>800717
I always imagined tiffin as a dolph lungren like figure, but I guess with all those swastika pastries he'd be an executive.

>>800719
He's just husky.

Weber whipped out his HK416 and double tapped a terrorist at woolies for having a moustache once.

>>800719
I imagine all three of the as looking like gollum.

>>800722
The MP5K is more convenient for carrying in your manbag at Woolies.

>>800724
You can pick up some more banana clips in the fruit section.

>>800724
Weber appreciates the extra range of 5.56 NATO for shooting down the long aisles.

>>800722
He didn't kill me though.
Moustache pride world wide.

I have to have a shower this afternoon.

NEETs who take Zinc and D3, which brand do you have?

Very strange posts today.

>>800729
Cenovis because it is cheap.

>>800731
What about activated almonds?

>>800730
It's that Fartbox de la Crumpet.

>>800733
Oh I thought it was the retard mentioning tiffin a lot because we called him gay for mentioning nuro a lot yesterday.

>>800735
Oh could be that too.

The doctor that delivered me and stitched up Motherbat's box is a death notice in the paper today.

>>800738
>it is safe to say if pronounced correctly
I am amazed by this idea amongst leftists that people deserve to be bashed for saying nigger. It is a level of racism towards blacks that not even tiffin can achieve and yet it is the stock opinion for leftists.

>>800738
The Richard Pussy of 2024.

The coen brothers based their Big Lebowski character Walter Sobchak on Tiffin

>>800739
When did Tiffo stop posting here?

>>800742
Probably some time last night. When you see someone dickriding nuro again you'll know he is back.

Might make Pad Gaprow tonight. Just feels right.

Might play some more hitman. Just feels right.

>>800748
lol when did $5.95 become "loose change"

>>800746
😟

Do you have an Instagram account, Monk?

Whats your favorite color NEETs?

>>800752
Nigger arse.

blacker than a blackfella's arsehole

>>800756
Very low quality meme.

>>800756
kek

>>800757
your are

>>800755
Downies are becoming leading politicians in european countries. Meanwhile, YOU can't even get a job or a gf. What's your excuse neet?

>>800752
Blue.

>>800760
I know some down syndrome people who are surgeons and lawyers. There is even a retarded concert pianist who lives alone in that big house on the hill in the rich part of town.

>>800761
Blue is the Warmest Colour. Another Wombolfix candidate.

I ran over a down syndrome once and they tried to put me in jail but I successfully argued they weren't even human by chromosome count and they downgraded me to animal cruelty.

>>800762
>down syndrome people who are surgeons and lawyers
You do fucking not.

>>800752
Green

>>800759
Settle down Keegan.

>>800765
You are lucky you didnt get a down syndrome judge, but they are mostly in the supreme court.

>>800769
super supreme court

How many neets have down syndrome? I can think of a few suspects...

She still hasn't posted since last year.

>>800772
We might have to take turns dressing up as her and making videos.

>>800771
I think that NEET that has conversations with himself here all day is some sort of sub-downie.

>>800770
a down syndrome chef invented the super supreme pizza. He became a trillionare and now has a vaccine non-profit organization.

Drank a litre of expired milk with two scoops of expired protein powder in it. Feel sick.

>>800764
They do look a lot better with paint on them.

>>800772
Have faith she will probably not fail us.

Maybe she meant she will average 5 videos per week, not that she will post that many each week. She might grace us with 260 videos on NYE.

>>800775
If Cruisey had herded him early he would have been in for 10% of that.

>>800774
Tiffin is just a tad autistic.

>>800612
Are you still with us neet?

>>800779
Or 10 this week.

>>800782
Yep, it went away after about 20 minutes. I feel completely fine. Not sure what it was all about. It was probably just heart burn or something. I've never experienced it before.

>>800785
That's good to hear.

>>800783
It is mostly the three of them that talk about each other although nuro also talks about himself in the third person as a schizophrenic thing.

>>800787
No it's not stop it.

A tedious and boring subject.

>>800772
What? Becky is here everyday.

>>800788
It is. Tiffin moans about IGA and rides nuro, nuro has tantrums over IGA and samefags his posts, IGA antagonises the two of them from the shadows.

>>800789
Agreed.

>>800785
Sometimes when I drink water or something quickly it tends to sit up on my chest with the same symptoms as yours, it goes away after a few minutes, just reflux or something I think.

>>800793
Is that the feeling where you get sort of stuck in a gulp and can't finish?

>>800743
Well he isn’t here either.

>>800757
Hey it's a change from the usual beach/eeb pic.

>>800765
did you have a jewish lawyer?

>>800771
I've long suspected I have some sort of genetic defect.

>>800776
Spotted one of the downie neets. How many more are there?

>>800787
>third person
Many classical writers, such as Julius Caeser, did that. Probably Nuro is a direct descendant of Caeser.

>>800799
No, I appeared in pro se -- in the law bizz, that means representing oneself.

>>800794
yeah thats the one.

>>800803
Big Bang Theory NEET is back.

Reading on the farms about that autist who made the news for digging a tunnel under their house.
Not only is he a mtf tranny, but he also pretends to be indian. Photos with the dot on the head and everything.
What a world.

>>800806
whats your take on the N.Y. jew tunnel story arc?

what sort of alcohol goes well in cakes?

>>800808
Those orthodox Jews are vile creatures. Could be anything.

>>800809
A bottle of whisky.
And chuck away the cake.
Sherry I think

>>800809
madeira

>>800809
Rum, cherry vodka, etc
Black forest cake is made with kirsch or whatever it's called

>>800813
Chad Downs.

>>800810
I've never known any haradim myself, but even secular jews seem to dislike them.

Back on the goon

>>800711
Ishmael was the son Abram sent into the desert with Hagar.
Although maybe that ended up with the line of Gomer.
I don't think that's how their mythical genealogy works though.

>>800815
Well bantered.

>>800817
monk! no!

>>800737
Should rock up to the wake.

Your thoughts please

>>800751
Obviously. He spends more time there and on reddit.

>>800823
I don't go on reddit often. I'm on twitter now

>>800752
>color
Khaki tan and dull gunmetal grey/blue.
The lighter colours of painted gums.

>>800757
It's something to do with 'I can speak to the trees.. they're speaking Vietnamese..
I don't get it, my mongs have said it a couple of times.

>>800826
Oh bullshit.
In the LOTR film, Pippin says to Merry
>It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
and Treebeard The Ent replies:
>Tree? I am no tree!
The Vietnamese line on the meme is an exact translation of that.

>>800780
It wouldn't be non profit and if the vax made them retarded, I'd already have their contact info.

>>800822
Can you afford it?

>>800808
I want to know why they had stained mattresses in the wall cavity spaces.
They need Hamas to teach them how to do it better.

>>800812
Ooh la la

>>800813
That is a very nice jacket

>>800830
The tunnels and levels probably line up with the second temple.
The matresses will be from the level where they raped and murdered children.

>>800816
Hasidim are retarded, partly because they don't get educated and partly due to arranged marriage. Noone is without a wife, even if it's their already inbred cousin.

>>800817
Which one of us are going to get it tonight?

>>800822
I want to build something like that. $400pw for cardboard boxes.

>>800835
I'll be nice tonight. Feeling sorry for myself.

>>800827
What?
I know it has something to do with lotr.
I think it's also something to do with the weird cartoon parody of Chungus Bugs Bunny.

>>800838
It's just a vietnam war joke

>>800839
Does your bike have a C.B. radio?

Have you ever been to a bar mitzvah neets?

>>800841
What a perfunctory question.

>>800833
In Jerusalem, they dug the cave down to the Gihon spring.
Knowing how they imitate to amend mistakes or ritually 'live' experiences, it might be some weird thing like that.
I don't think so though. You'd expect it to link up with a subway. There's lots of abandoned tunnels all over the island.

>>800839
Based.

>>800843
I know her mum I think. I think she part wrote the guidelines for self managing plans.

>>800847
Cow orker?

Possum knows whats buried under Solomons temple

>>800779
Nobody cares m8

>>800848
Nah, I just knew lots of people from the industry. I spoke with her cow orker, who I think was intimate with her, who was an aboriginal advocate in the sphere.

>>800847
Do self managed mongs get the carer money?

>>800850
I do.

>>800850
I do too.

>>800851
Do all these people in the new protected classes fuck each other?

>>800818
Calm down poltard, it was a play on a quote from Jurassic Park (1993). If you knew you'd know.

>>800822
Townhouses with chimneys? In this weather???

White mans medium density

>>800852
Yep. It works as well as you can imagine.
The only people that honestly benefit are people in the bush because you don't need to stick to the price guide.
So a physio or whatever can only charge $220 ish per hour, and usually 30min travel time.
If they need to go out whoop whoop, they can privately arrange their own charges between them and the participant.
$220 is a lot, but if you got that to work with Bob who lives in the city and 10 mins away, what incentive is there to drive 3 hrs to Ben living in the bush?
Can also avoid having to justify supports in the same way.
So if Barb wants to go swimming weekly but her only listed disability is a psychosocial disorder, generally you need to spin a story about how engaging in community activities is good for integrating them into mainstream society, with self managed, I doubt anyone would even ask.
They do get audited but that costs more than tightening the strings saves.

>>800855
Huh?

>>800840
What years did you serve?

>>800861
Would I need to be an established mong to bullshit my way into that?

>>800856
Oh. I didn't know. Should have used a marvel reference instead.

>>800862
Implying, hopefully he only does it to each of us once.

>>800861
Also Bob and Barb are Chris-chan's parents.Kek

>>800842
No, been to plenty of bars though.

Aye Cruise, whats under the temple anyway?

>>800861
There must be so much abuse going on it's now wonder the job agencies are all moving over to herding.

>>800865
Nope, you just ask. They like it because it saves $1500 a year that would normally go to a plan manager.
Some providers won't work with self managing participants because you end up having to harass them to pay, while at the same time kissing arse to get more supports through you.
Pretty awkward situation.

>>800868
Hehehe

>>800845
Jared Fogle was behind it all, I knew it!