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NEET General #786 - Sausage Rolls Edition NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No. 800458
Do you NEETs feel like you do not make sausage rolls often enough? It has been years for me.

Old Thread: >>799470

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.800472 del
My A best A

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.800473 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.800474 del
I have never made one but I have assisted.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.800475 del
Summer time is camping time. A great time to meet teh ladies. Who's coming?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.800476 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.800477 del
Exercise and bleaching.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.800478 del
Contemplating a trip to the shops. Not sure if I can be bothered.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.800479 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.800480 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.800481 del
Polo gang

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.800482 del
Going to the shops.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.800483 del
I made chinese sausage rolls a long time ago,it used duck liver sausages and then instead of baking like a traditional sausage roll it was steamed. It was the most vile thing I have ever cooked.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.800484 del
Good luck, stay safe.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.800485 del
It sounds horrible.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.800486 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3LZ9TGOGt04 [Embed]

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.800487 del
was garn make a new thread, but got caught up playing vidya, woe

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.800488 del
What game are you playing?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.800489 del
was playing hitman, blood money

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.800490 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.800491 del
I chortled.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.800492 del
jatz crackers and butter

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.800493 del
4 is the appropriate serving size.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.800494 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.800495 del
Cheese is very expensive these days.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.800496 del

You should be with me baby.
You should be with ME.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.800497 del
NEETs will not even be able to afford to wank the dog soon.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.800498 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.800499 del
They say a WHITE onion is worth a thousand words.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.800500 del
>He compares it to a Ferrari

'He' also lives in a toilet and cooks his own shit. Do you really want to be taking such a person's opinion?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.800501 del
The lost parcel turned up and it's all there and intact.
And the replacement was despatched this morning.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.800502 del
Try simping to actual women you disgrace of a man.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.800503 del
Babby wants some attention?
Daaaaaw poor babby!

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.800504 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.800505 del
I hope Monk is only being flooded with goon.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.800508 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.800509 del
True. I was just curious because I know some of you are good with cars.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.800510 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.800511 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.800512 del
It's the sort of car a wog bloke would have dreamed of owning 25 years ago.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.800514 del
I got pork mince and puff pastry. Fresh herbs only available in-store so I'll still have to go in person for fucking fucks sake Weber you f&t A^&O wannabe.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.800515 del
Maybe that is the new place nuro is too drunk to drive to?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.800516 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.800517 del
Where's teh voice chat?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.800518 del
Have a quick look in his bins while he's drunk.
You might get some more hair for the sex doll.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.800519 del
I always think of nuro as italian

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.800520 del
Yeah I can see that.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.800521 del
I had something similar once. A package came with the wrong stuff in it. So I emailed them and said you have sent me someone else's order.
They sent another package with what I ordered and let me keep the wrong stuff too.
And then I ended up getting two lots of the stuff I ordered because it turned out they had sent the right stuff originally in addition to sending me the wrong stuff. They had just put my address on two parcels that came one day apart.
So I ended up getting three parcels for the price of one.
I hope all that made sense.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.800522 del
Listening to Dixie music
Hooray, hooray!

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.800523 del
Good night Pidge. xx
I would be your turtle.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.800524 del
Look away, look away.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.800525 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.800526 del
He went to a Catholic school so it would make sense.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.800527 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.800528 del
Perfect sense, it's good when that happens, if the new order turns up I'll get two lots of everything and a #20 refund and free postage on next order.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.800530 del
I'm from the land of the white man

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.800531 del
Oh I forgot to tell (You). I saw an hour of this while I was waiting for my McCuck (Zambrero) Goyslop to digest. It was really bad. What the fuck is wrong with me.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.800532 del
>Implying your thread would have been any better than this

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.800533 del
Sick of this hot humid weather. Sweating all the time.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.800534 del
Watch Maximum Overdrive

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.800535 del
Movie looks shit.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.800536 del
Garn GLs

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.800537 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.800538 del
Get me some chips.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.800539 del
Me and webby
Executive Outcomes
Angola '94

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.800540 del
Burmese uber driver

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.800541 del
Saw a big line-up there the other night. How does it compare to Guzzies?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.800542 del
The cauliflower at Zambies is good, the meat ones are pretty average.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.800543 del
Never been to guzmans but dont get the wraps, its vomit wrapped in soggy cardboard.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.800544 del
Eat that egg pie already aye

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.800545 del
Up to season three when the music changed.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.800546 del
Wombo still have that 60's rolex he got off that dead cuban pilot?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.800547 del
>>/baaa2/21541 Why do Autistic People Take Things Literally? : https://autism-all-stars.org/autistic-literal-thinking/

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.800548 del
>tfw he's too autistic to link his own post

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.800549 del
my threads are objectively the best threads

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.800550 del
Joe DiMaggio dunks.
He dunks.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.800551 del
>tfw too autistic to link the other neets post

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.800552 del
These Jewish tunnels in New York are pretty funny

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.800553 del
Not a comfy post

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.800554 del
>spent 100$ on food
>somehow no food
My meal planning has collapsed

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.800555 del
Was that food meth by any chance?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.800556 del
I'm great at writing out todo lists, I'm just terrible at ever actually doing them. What sort of job would be suited to me neets?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.800557 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.800558 del
Technical Support Analyst

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.800559 del
Garn Bunnings tomorrow. Need a plank of wood.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.800560 del
think I might watch that youtube video on the merovingians and fall asleep

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.800561 del
Bitch you are not fucking your step brother. How stupid do you think I am?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.800562 del
Acted like a total chad at Gook Ladys
Home territory

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.800563 del
You are winning. Never humble yourself.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.800564 del
I've just gone and frozen things in a way which didn't make sense, and restocked on things which I've no immediate use for.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.800565 del
use the marmite to bait snares to catch the neighbourhood cats and rats and dogs. Skin them and sell the grisly remains to the chinees restaurant, use the proceeds to buy meth. Sell the meth to the pajeet uber drivers and take the money to the chink casino. Fill up on the complimentary succulent chinees yum cha while you are feeding their pokies. Slip some of it into bags you make from the cat and rat skins.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.800566 del
Why wouldn't I just put the marmite into the pokies machine

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.800567 del
I don't think cats like marmite.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.800568 del
Bad white devil! No yum cha for you!

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.800569 del
It is cheaper to just eat from teh specials board rather than cooking at home.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.800570 del
That's what a collapse in meal planning looks like. I've been struggling a lot this month.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.800571 del
The cats will jam it up.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.800572 del
Remember that video of cruisey and possum in the bush

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.800573 del
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>tfw your Nazi boss asks you to go for a walk on the ledge outside with him

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Fat people exist

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.800576 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.800577 del
You know it.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.800578 del
I am on the Godsmack vids

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.800579 del
Hyperborean, I'm the living proof

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.800580 del
I've never understood that last one.
Weird saying.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.800581 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.800582 del
morning neetbros, starting the day with a white monster

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.800583 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.800584 del
morning neeto

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.800586 del
adjective [CHAP-faw-lun]

1. having the lower jaw hanging loosely
2. cast down in spirit; depressed

Cruisedog was chapfallen when he learned that the tug shop was closed.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.800587 del
Title is accurate in my experience.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.800588 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.800589 del
The fallen chap was chapfallen.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.800590 del
Morning NEETs

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.800591 del
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>thinking about cows

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.800592 del
garn for a little cruise neets, you need anything while I'm out?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.800593 del
We have one here all day every day.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.800594 del
Its a recipe for summoning the devil. What is unlevened bread?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.800595 del
The book is quite alright, NEET.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.800597 del
Excellent, Thanks ,I shall check if the library has a copy, that Last Year one has improved too now it's onto the battles.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.800598 del
>What is unlevened bread?
bread made without yeast

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.800599 del
Does that mean they made us into satanists when we made damper?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.800600 del
Thank you, it's nice to have these again.
It better not be closed.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.800601 del
Miss Saigon has been busy putting on two shows per day.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.800602 del
No, damper and Irish soda bread are satan-exempt.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.800603 del
Remember when Fat Elvis Monk was posting about how tall he was and other homoerotic cringe when we were watching the weightlifting movie?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.800604 del
Another excellent word of the week.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.800605 del
30kg fresh air please.

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.800607 del
Might have some satanism for breakfast

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.800609 del

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.800611 del
That's what Motherbat calls his poos.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.800612 del
I've got a pain in my upper chest and lower throat. I don't know how to describe it other than as a stabbing pain. Had two panadol, an ibuprofen and a pepto bismol. Reading about it on the internet sounds like heartburn but I don't think that is it. I guess we will wait and see. It hurts to breathe in deeply.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.800613 del
>It hurts to breathe in deeply.
That doesn't sound like heartburn. I'd go and get checked out.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.800614 del
Yeah I'd see the doctor if that keeps up.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.800615 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.800616 del
Are you vaxxed?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.800617 del
Kek I just found out that dodgy suburb of Darwin the bloke did the video about is where my friend lives.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.800618 del
Don't pretend you weren't wanking to all those bodybuilders in their underwear posing on stage.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.800619 del
10k, fifo and nuro have all had heart attacks. Maybe I'll be the fourth.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.800620 del
If you'd descibed it as throbbing rather than stabbing I would have said go to the hospital.
Not trying to make you paranoid but mine started out feeling like a lung pain.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.800621 del
I take some aspirin whenever I get any sort of chest pain. But you should go to hospital if you suspect you're having a heart attack. You'll get first class triage, it's great.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.800622 del
Thats because the heart doesnt repair itself. It scars over and bits of it die.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.800623 del
I take the aspirin daily now.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.800624 del
what else do you take?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.800625 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.800626 del
Inforwars vitamins?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.800627 del
Lol no.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.800628 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.800629 del
Still haven't decided on a Skyrim build.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.800630 del
A left handed bretonian pickpocket

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.800631 del
You fool. Look at nuro - he doesn't look at day over 45, yet he's in his 60s. Alex Jones pills are solid anti-ageing gold.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.800632 del
Alex jones is a very bad ad for his own pills.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.800633 del
They counteract all the fast food, alcohol and drugs.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.800634 del
Going to do some cooking.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.800635 del
He's not in his 60's, fool. I remmember him delivering catalogues in his beat up commer van when I was just in shorts. He would have been in his thirties then.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.800636 del
careful when your heating those flasks of acid.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.800637 del
That was 30 years ago.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.800638 del
When did nuro deliver catalogues in a beat off coomer van?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.800639 del
A roast turkey thanks.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.800640 del
he was sleeping in it too

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.800641 del
Going to have a shave and a shower and a shop and then do some painting.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.800642 del
It's looking like today isn't gonna be the day I turn my life around. Again. Might go to the shops and buy some salad at least.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.800643 del
Painting on canvas?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.800644 del
Salad is a good first step.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.800646 del
Idiot police informant.

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.800649 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jd_QfTVbUxQ [Embed]

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.800650 del
Insured the new car, got some gym pants, a couple more $8 tshirts, and some jam tarts.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.800652 del
>Gym pants
Black leggings for your insta? 😎 🔥

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.800653 del
Are you going to be getting into the gym again?

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No, glossy blue trackies.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.800655 del
people who have dogs as pets are retards who need to be loved dispute being unlovable.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.800656 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.800657 del
Oh, We're back on the deep fried meme already? its barely 11 AM.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.800658 del
Urge to get back on the paranormal youtube videos is rising

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.800659 del
Your a deep fried meme

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.800660 del
They didn't have deep fryers in 1824

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.800661 del
If they make you happy then you should.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.800662 del
Why cant they make a survival movie where the plane crashes and the survivors do everything right and theres heaps of guns and ammo for all the wolves and crocodiles that attack them.? The movie could end when they trek into a town all swole and loaded with fur swag.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.800663 del
Max Miller is such a lovable homosexual. He is very charismatic.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.800664 del
Bullshit, every tavern had a cauldron full of tallow that they would heat over a fire.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.800665 del
The Grey.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.800666 del
nah i liked sands of the kalahari

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.800667 del
It's already on the womboflix movie list, just waiting for some votes.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.800668 del
anything besides that lancia one

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.800669 del
I agree.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.800670 del
I double agree.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.800671 del
I invented deep frying back in 1789 when I accidentally dropped my sandwich into the rendering cauldron at the whale tallow factory. This simple mistake kick started a career as a celebrity chef and I would perform at all the town squares and opera houses.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.800672 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.800674 del
Heart palpitations. Stressed out the kazoo.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.800675 del
have some chamomile

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.800677 del
Looking good there monaro.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.800678 del
10.5 Do not fry shit in a pan

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.800679 del
They look flash.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.800680 del
Jacob Hersant liked my tweet

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.800681 del
Who is that?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.800682 del
Good morning sweetie. Sleep well?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.800683 del
An old boong woman tried to walk out of coles with a trolley full of meat while I was there.
They did not let her and it got quite loud.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.800684 del
How is Sweetie posting from the boarding kennel?
Does she have her own phone?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.800685 del
I thought they train the staff to just let them go?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.800686 del
RIP Monty

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.800687 del
This was a trolley top to bottom with steaks and roasts.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.800688 del
Looks dry

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.800689 del
kek, worth a try I suppose.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.800690 del
You're on a watchlist now.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.800691 del
I think that's what she thought.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.800692 del
Had a shower. All nice and clean.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.800693 del
Pickles loves the dickles

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.800694 del
I doubt they make an exception based on the value of the items.
Although you can understand how the sheer outrageousness of it would make the staff say oh no you don't.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.800695 del
I'm in the 2023 Christmas Lucky Draw.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.800696 del
Hope you remembered to wash behind your ears.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.800697 del
Where I am they try to stop them by grabbing hold of the trolley or standing in the way but will let go if they threaten to stab them.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.800698 del
You smell nice.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.800699 del
Didn't know that seppo pink shit was available in Oz

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.800700 del
She kept yelling out that she would end them.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.800701 del
They are cursed now.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.800702 del
A threat to kill is worth at least one punch or slap to the head. Legal too.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.800703 del
Sounds like a Weber post.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.800704 del
It is.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.800705 del
Having my apple danishes and coffee chill.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.800706 del
A judge won't let you get away with slapping an indigenous woman just because she is mouthing off.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.800707 del
Motherbat would.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.800708 del
If she made a specific threat to stab you and put a hand anywhere near her pocket or bag, you can neutralise the threat. A cop would taze or pepper spray you in the same circumstance.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.800709 del
One danish is enough. And just half the coffee chill.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.800710 del
But I have 4 danishes
Well, 3 now

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.800711 del
Ishmael, freeze!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.800712 del
Can we get a photo of the scene?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.800713 del
Having a Sprite+ to wash down my six incher.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.800714 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.800715 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.800716 del
That's actually how Tiffo ended up in Tasmania.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.800717 del
He was the fat guy from Lost.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.800718 del
Smuggled it in via the old prison wallet.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.800719 del
I always imagined tiffin as a dolph lungren like figure, but I guess with all those swastika pastries he'd be an executive.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.800720 del
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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.800721 del
He's just husky.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.800722 del
Weber whipped out his HK416 and double tapped a terrorist at woolies for having a moustache once.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.800723 del
I imagine all three of the as looking like gollum.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.800724 del
The MP5K is more convenient for carrying in your manbag at Woolies.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.800725 del
You can pick up some more banana clips in the fruit section.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.800726 del
Weber appreciates the extra range of 5.56 NATO for shooting down the long aisles.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.800727 del
He didn't kill me though.
Moustache pride world wide.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.800728 del
I have to have a shower this afternoon.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.800729 del
NEETs who take Zinc and D3, which brand do you have?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.800730 del
Very strange posts today.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.800731 del
Cenovis because it is cheap.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.800732 del
What about activated almonds?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.800733 del
It's that Fartbox de la Crumpet.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.800735 del
Oh I thought it was the retard mentioning tiffin a lot because we called him gay for mentioning nuro a lot yesterday.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.800736 del
Oh could be that too.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.800737 del
The doctor that delivered me and stitched up Motherbat's box is a death notice in the paper today.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.800739 del
>it is safe to say if pronounced correctly
I am amazed by this idea amongst leftists that people deserve to be bashed for saying nigger. It is a level of racism towards blacks that not even tiffin can achieve and yet it is the stock opinion for leftists.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.800740 del
The Richard Pussy of 2024.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.800741 del
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The coen brothers based their Big Lebowski character Walter Sobchak on Tiffin

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.800742 del
When did Tiffo stop posting here?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.800743 del
Probably some time last night. When you see someone dickriding nuro again you'll know he is back.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.800744 del
Might make Pad Gaprow tonight. Just feels right.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.800745 del
>iPad GoPro

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.800746 del
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Might play some more hitman. Just feels right.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.800748 del
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>a bit of lettuce and tomato makes it 'deluxe'

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.800749 del
lol when did $5.95 become "loose change"

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.800750 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.800751 del
Do you have an Instagram account, Monk?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.800752 del
Whats your favorite color NEETs?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.800753 del
Nigger arse.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.800754 del
blacker than a blackfella's arsehole

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.800755 del
>Mar Galcerán makes history as Spain’s first parliamentarian with Down’s syndrome

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.800757 del
Very low quality meme.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.800758 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.800759 del
your are

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.800760 del
Downies are becoming leading politicians in european countries. Meanwhile, YOU can't even get a job or a gf. What's your excuse neet?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.800761 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.800762 del
I know some down syndrome people who are surgeons and lawyers. There is even a retarded concert pianist who lives alone in that big house on the hill in the rich part of town.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.800763 del
Blue is the Warmest Colour. Another Wombolfix candidate.

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Been having a play with the printed bits I got, they look a bit shit till they get some paint on them but they're nice after.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.800765 del
I ran over a down syndrome once and they tried to put me in jail but I successfully argued they weren't even human by chromosome count and they downgraded me to animal cruelty.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.800766 del
>down syndrome people who are surgeons and lawyers
You do fucking not.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.800767 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.800768 del
Settle down Keegan.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.800769 del
You are lucky you didnt get a down syndrome judge, but they are mostly in the supreme court.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.800770 del
super supreme court

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.800771 del
How many neets have down syndrome? I can think of a few suspects...

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.800772 del
She still hasn't posted since last year.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.800773 del
We might have to take turns dressing up as her and making videos.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.800774 del
I think that NEET that has conversations with himself here all day is some sort of sub-downie.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.800775 del
a down syndrome chef invented the super supreme pizza. He became a trillionare and now has a vaccine non-profit organization.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.800776 del
Drank a litre of expired milk with two scoops of expired protein powder in it. Feel sick.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.800777 del
They do look a lot better with paint on them.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.800778 del
Have faith she will probably not fail us.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.800779 del
Maybe she meant she will average 5 videos per week, not that she will post that many each week. She might grace us with 260 videos on NYE.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.800780 del
If Cruisey had herded him early he would have been in for 10% of that.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.800781 del
Tiffin is just a tad autistic.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.800782 del
Are you still with us neet?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.800783 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.800784 del
Or 10 this week.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.800785 del
Yep, it went away after about 20 minutes. I feel completely fine. Not sure what it was all about. It was probably just heart burn or something. I've never experienced it before.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.800786 del
That's good to hear.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.800787 del
It is mostly the three of them that talk about each other although nuro also talks about himself in the third person as a schizophrenic thing.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.800788 del
No it's not stop it.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.800789 del
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A tedious and boring subject.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.800790 del
What? Becky is here everyday.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.800791 del
It is. Tiffin moans about IGA and rides nuro, nuro has tantrums over IGA and samefags his posts, IGA antagonises the two of them from the shadows.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.800792 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.800793 del
Sometimes when I drink water or something quickly it tends to sit up on my chest with the same symptoms as yours, it goes away after a few minutes, just reflux or something I think.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.800794 del
Is that the feeling where you get sort of stuck in a gulp and can't finish?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.800796 del
Well he isn’t here either.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.800797 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.800798 del
Hey it's a change from the usual beach/eeb pic.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.800799 del
did you have a jewish lawyer?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.800800 del
I've long suspected I have some sort of genetic defect.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.800801 del
Spotted one of the downie neets. How many more are there?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.800802 del
>third person
Many classical writers, such as Julius Caeser, did that. Probably Nuro is a direct descendant of Caeser.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.800803 del
No, I appeared in pro se -- in the law bizz, that means representing oneself.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.800804 del
yeah thats the one.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.800805 del
Big Bang Theory NEET is back.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.800806 del
Reading on the farms about that autist who made the news for digging a tunnel under their house.
Not only is he a mtf tranny, but he also pretends to be indian. Photos with the dot on the head and everything.
What a world.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.800807 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.800808 del
whats your take on the N.Y. jew tunnel story arc?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.800809 del
what sort of alcohol goes well in cakes?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.800810 del
Those orthodox Jews are vile creatures. Could be anything.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.800811 del
A bottle of whisky.
And chuck away the cake.
Sherry I think

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.800814 del
Rum, cherry vodka, etc
Black forest cake is made with kirsch or whatever it's called

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.800815 del
Chad Downs.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.800816 del
I've never known any haradim myself, but even secular jews seem to dislike them.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.800817 del
Back on the goon

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.800818 del
Ishmael was the son Abram sent into the desert with Hagar.
Although maybe that ended up with the line of Gomer.
I don't think that's how their mythical genealogy works though.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.800819 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.800820 del
monk! no!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.800821 del
Should rock up to the wake.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.800822 del
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Your thoughts please

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.800823 del
Obviously. He spends more time there and on reddit.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.800824 del
I don't go on reddit often. I'm on twitter now

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.800825 del
Khaki tan and dull gunmetal grey/blue.
The lighter colours of painted gums.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.800826 del
It's something to do with 'I can speak to the trees.. they're speaking Vietnamese..
I don't get it, my mongs have said it a couple of times.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.800827 del
Oh bullshit.
In the LOTR film, Pippin says to Merry
>It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
and Treebeard The Ent replies:
>Tree? I am no tree!
The Vietnamese line on the meme is an exact translation of that.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.800828 del
It wouldn't be non profit and if the vax made them retarded, I'd already have their contact info.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.800829 del
Can you afford it?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.800830 del
I want to know why they had stained mattresses in the wall cavity spaces.
They need Hamas to teach them how to do it better.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.800831 del
Ooh la la

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.800832 del
That is a very nice jacket

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.800833 del
The tunnels and levels probably line up with the second temple.
The matresses will be from the level where they raped and murdered children.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.800834 del
Hasidim are retarded, partly because they don't get educated and partly due to arranged marriage. Noone is without a wife, even if it's their already inbred cousin.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.800835 del
Which one of us are going to get it tonight?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.800836 del
I want to build something like that. $400pw for cardboard boxes.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.800837 del
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I'll be nice tonight. Feeling sorry for myself.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.800838 del
I know it has something to do with lotr.
I think it's also something to do with the weird cartoon parody of Chungus Bugs Bunny.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.800840 del
It's just a vietnam war joke

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.800841 del
Does your bike have a C.B. radio?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.800842 del
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Have you ever been to a bar mitzvah neets?

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.800844 del
What a perfunctory question.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.800845 del
In Jerusalem, they dug the cave down to the Gihon spring.
Knowing how they imitate to amend mistakes or ritually 'live' experiences, it might be some weird thing like that.
I don't think so though. You'd expect it to link up with a subway. There's lots of abandoned tunnels all over the island.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.800846 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.800847 del
I know her mum I think. I think she part wrote the guidelines for self managing plans.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.800848 del
Cow orker?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.800849 del
Possum knows whats buried under Solomons temple

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.800850 del
Nobody cares m8

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.800851 del
Nah, I just knew lots of people from the industry. I spoke with her cow orker, who I think was intimate with her, who was an aboriginal advocate in the sphere.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.800852 del
Do self managed mongs get the carer money?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.800853 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.800854 del
I do too.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.800855 del
Do all these people in the new protected classes fuck each other?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.800856 del
Calm down poltard, it was a play on a quote from Jurassic Park (1993). If you knew you'd know.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.800857 del
Townhouses with chimneys? In this weather???

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White mans medium density

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.800859 del
>tfw you will never rip off an 18-yr old Bindi's khakis

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.800861 del
Yep. It works as well as you can imagine.
The only people that honestly benefit are people in the bush because you don't need to stick to the price guide.
So a physio or whatever can only charge $220 ish per hour, and usually 30min travel time.
If they need to go out whoop whoop, they can privately arrange their own charges between them and the participant.
$220 is a lot, but if you got that to work with Bob who lives in the city and 10 mins away, what incentive is there to drive 3 hrs to Ben living in the bush?
Can also avoid having to justify supports in the same way.
So if Barb wants to go swimming weekly but her only listed disability is a psychosocial disorder, generally you need to spin a story about how engaging in community activities is good for integrating them into mainstream society, with self managed, I doubt anyone would even ask.
They do get audited but that costs more than tightening the strings saves.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.800863 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.800864 del
What years did you serve?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.800865 del
Would I need to be an established mong to bullshit my way into that?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.800866 del
Oh. I didn't know. Should have used a marvel reference instead.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.800867 del
Implying, hopefully he only does it to each of us once.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.800868 del
Also Bob and Barb are Chris-chan's parents.Kek

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.800869 del
No, been to plenty of bars though.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.800870 del
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Aye Cruise, whats under the temple anyway?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.800872 del
There must be so much abuse going on it's now wonder the job agencies are all moving over to herding.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.800873 del
Nope, you just ask. They like it because it saves $1500 a year that would normally go to a plan manager.
Some providers won't work with self managing participants because you end up having to harass them to pay, while at the same time kissing arse to get more supports through you.
Pretty awkward situation.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.800874 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.800875 del
Jared Fogle was behind it all, I knew it!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.800876 del
Is this another Jurassic Park reference?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.800877 del
I may have to move to the bush and start identifying as a mong.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.800878 del
You would make a good mong.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.800879 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.800880 del
Temple is in the wrong spot. To go into the temple you had to ritually clean yourself and the spring isn't close enough for them to do that.
It is now because of all the tunnels and channels and stuff.
There's allegedly another 'floor' beneath it.
Bathing in spring water in an underground cave does sound pretty awesome.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.800881 del
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Are you telling me as a self managed mong I could get ndis funding for, say, doing my own dishes?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.800882 del
That is a scary thought. Now excuse me while I put the hard drive in the microwave for 6(six) hours on HIGH.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.800883 del
Narcos taking over Ecuador. Child rape tunnels in New York. Fascists assembling in Italy.
What the fuck is happening in 2024

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.800884 del
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Trust the plan

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.800885 del
Finally some decent-looking women come on court but (((they))) still choose to broadcast the men's match just because there's an Aussie playing...

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.800886 del
That was what I was thinking.
They can pay us to go to the shops.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.800887 del
Oh good maybe you'll stop talking about child rape for a while now.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.800888 del
What Marvel movie has T-rexes?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.800889 del
Could you fuck off with the pol shit

T. Nuro

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.800890 del
The men can also actually play properly.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.800891 del
Selfish NEETs want it every night.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.800892 del
No but if that's what you got out of that, you should fill out an access request form.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.800893 del
Nuro is Jewish lol

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.800894 del
I'm about to shove 4-6 inches down your throat!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.800895 del
Stop using our flag.
Pretty sure the 'stick to the tennis' poster isn't one of us anyhow.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.800896 del
All I remember is Newman being a mong and the girl gets sneezed on by a diplodociousaurus long neck thing.
I remember thinking about all the cuts she had on her and how the snot would sting, especially if it eats pines.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.800898 del
Newman was very mong.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.800901 del
None of the bad posters are from South Australia.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.800902 del
Feel like watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) tonight. If you know you know.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.800905 del
the tall jewish guy was pretty good in that

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.800906 del
I'm still disturbed by the mattress.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.800908 del
A worthy addition to the moofie list.

Teenage mutant Lancia Turtles

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.800910 del
Was that the movie with vanilla ice in it? I'm not adding that to the list.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.800912 del
It was second one. And Ninja Rap is a masterpieces I have it on vinyl.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.800914 del
Everything except your sex life.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.800915 del
Oh fuck off with this shit. It’s running cover for Jeffery.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.800916 del
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Somebody's upset!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.800917 del
Lol we're in the presence of a Jew

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.800918 del
This is what I thought too.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.800919 del
NK's been raping me for years

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.800923 del
The women can play, just not as fast. Their matches are only worth watching if the players are young and physically attractive.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.800924 del
Yes, Ian. Hence the quote from teh moofie where Dr Grant yells at him to 'freeze' instead of running from the T-rex.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.800925 del
I only watch men play sports.
Women are porn.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.800926 del
agreed, I'd rather all those nubile tennis qts swung pillows at each other

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.800927 del
Interpol raid on the workshop when?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.800928 del
This is truly pathetic even by your usual standards.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.800929 del
If I wanted to see a sweaty man I'd look in teh mirror.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.800930 del
Teh Mummy is on tellie tonight. How cool would it be to explore the pyramids late at night while heavily intoxicated?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.800931 del
The Latvian has taken a medical timeout. Hopeing Frenchie takes her out.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.800932 del
Why is IGA using the SA flag?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.800933 del
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Goodnight pidge.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.800934 del
I'd perconf on Rachael Weisz.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.800935 del
Off to the club in a minute.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.800936 del
Hello IGA

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.800937 del
Sleep tight. Too soon.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.800938 del
Have a good night.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.800939 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3FUcEJNoAA [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.800940 del
You should give more of a clue so we can guess who you're talking about

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.800941 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.800942 del
I'd like to take a choir in and see what notes and/or harmonies resonate in each chamber.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.800943 del
If there's a new Moon tomorrow, what do they do with the old one?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.800944 del
Store it in the tunnels.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.800945 del
Free my nigga Mr Bond

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.800946 del
Imagine how big of a smile you'd get when that crisp csus7 or whatever melts the calcified fluride off all of your pineal glands at the same time and you remember that telepathy was always occurring between everyone and everything and you feel one anothers first exposure to freedom of mind simultaneously while processing your own.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.800947 del
This is dubious.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.800948 del
> never been curious enough to leave his home.
A NEET before his time.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.800949 del
The Kali Yuga made him go insane

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.800950 del
Went gym. Think the trainer is going easy on me but I still doubled what I did last week.
Saw a gym thot, turns out they exist. Gym thots do indeed just sit there on tinder mirin and taking selfless.
Pete was right about gym, second time in gym, nothing bad happened, fear of gym unwarranted.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.800951 del
It'll also open our ability to see ultraviolet and infrared, and the firmaments netting will be seen.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.800952 del
IGA gaslights he is other neets. He also gaslights that he is not IGA. Its pathetic.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.800953 del
That's a good looking pidge

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.800954 del
Show me a picture of your meal

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.800955 del
Well done.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.800956 del
Well done.
You don't need a trainer btw. All the advice you need is within your fellow NEETs.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.800957 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.800958 del
One site said it was under AI generated articles but it wasnt clear if it was made up by AI or made by AI doing research.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.800959 del
Pidge wants cocks not hens.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.800960 del
Ignore this advice.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.800961 del
Like clockwork, you post.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.800962 del
I wanna join a federal law enforcement unit that is dedicated to investigating the paranormal and aliens. Can we have one at the neet compound?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.800963 del
I have lots of bulking agents instore, just ask one of my friendly personal trainers.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.800964 del
Good stuff
What's double?

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>personal trainers are good actually and not scamming you with copy pasted lifting routines, meal plans and social media followships

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.800967 del
Bloating agents.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.800968 del
Murder, she wrote.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.800969 del
Dubow don't weights

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.800970 del
Copy paste it here

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.800971 del
I feel a nastiness coming on. Closing the tab.
Hyperborean out.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.800972 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.800973 del
Getting hungry. Not sure I can even be bothered going to the gym. Woe.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.800974 del
You are a homosexual swarthoid.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.800975 del
I wanted to taste his wrath tonight.
Goondaddy ain't shit.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.800977 del
Do 15 1 leg squats

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.800978 del
You need muscles.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.800979 del
Very well memed, actually. You know me well.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.800980 del
Going to have something to eat and go to the gym.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.800981 del
Lift an extra 1kg for me.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.800983 del
Twitter is reddit.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.800984 del
On the Sepultura

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.800985 del
Um no sweetie. Reddit is full of actual nazis.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.800986 del
Closing tab. Goodnight.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.800987 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.800988 del
lel cockle train totalled another car today

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.800989 del
It has the taste for blood now.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.800990 del
I want some pate, fancy cheese, and crackers

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.800991 del
You should go to one of Weber's candlelight suppers.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.800992 del
Straight to the arse!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.800993 del
Ray Peat rain your fury down

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.800994 del
I dunno what really makes it double, upped both the reps and the weights on the same day and did extra exercises afterwards.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.800995 del
If you asked this question somewhere else you might get a good answer

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.800996 del
I'd have just copy pasted the wrong one or fallen for some meme routine.
Soyboy cucked by dvck

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.800997 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.800998 del
Nuro's assistant DJ at the warehouse raves.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.800999 del
cool cat

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.801000 del
How far does spinner bike neet spin these days?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.801001 del
I am looking forward to the next DunnyWave rave.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.801002 del
I now recall being part of a performance of "three cool cats" at year 8 school camp talent night.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.801003 del
all the hottest downie qts will be there

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.801004 del
You would have made a good moggie.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.801005 del
The acoustics are UNMATCHED.
It doesn't even matter if the speakers aren't wired correctly.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.801006 del
Notice how quickly he stopped posting his assumed efforts. Thats what happens when you don't install the real objective measurement console.
Many such cases.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.801008 del
It is in the carport waiting to go out for hard rubbish collection.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.801009 del
I think Monk is still here being nasty.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.801010 del
I don't share my diet and fitness efforts here any more.
Too many NEETs just like to tell you how you are doing everything wrong.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.801011 del
Gherkins are vile. The only good ones are the halal kind that they make without sugar.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.801012 del
I think the high-fructose-corn-syrup guzzling beast is angry.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.801013 del
This is why you're homosexual. You should defend your position. The reality is you know your fitness and diet efforts are inferior. I hate you so much.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.801014 del
Those edgy gay nudism books are what have set Monk on this path.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.801015 del
I could take you in a fight. I would thrash the shit out of you.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.801016 del
started posting on forums again, sometimes it helps ease my anxiety issues

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.801017 del
One of the zippers on my bum bag snapped in half as if it was plastic but it is metal.
Some type of very low quality metal.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.801018 del
I often worry that too much ausneets and too much pol has left me unable to interact with the rest of the human race anymore.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.801019 del
I believe in spinner neet...
Oh. WOE.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.801020 del
This post gave me a big laugh.

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I'm sure everything will be just fine for monk

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.801022 del
I was only joking.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.801023 del
Since spin neet has remained aloof, your joke must become his reality.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.801024 del
I read Harrassment Architecture after it was posted here.
It was okay. It was quite short.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.801025 del
>edgy gay nudism books

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.801026 del
If only we knew

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.801027 del
Garn gym.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.801028 del
Have a good one.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.801029 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.801030 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.801031 del
I have not finished BAP or Ma's book. 50 pages into each of them at best. Really like the HA so far just because its edgy and audacious. BAP actually has some decent points regarding day drinking, pro-Darwinian dating selection being nullified in smelly brown cultures. Basically if you sell your daughters for cash then natural selection doesn't exist. BAPs whole philosophy is essentially masculine patriarchy, which I'm totally on board with. I don't care about "fairness" and I'm not afraid of being called a fascist. I don't owe anyone anything. Totalitarianism is good actually. This is fine by me.
Ma likes to call people faggots and niggers, and I like that. He hates women and millennials and I like that too. BAP is a Romanian Jew creating a falsehood in the 'RW twittersphere' but I will look past that when I indulge his "philosophy". I should read more, I look at the book every morning on my bedside table but I ingest more adjacent content online than I read. Many such cases.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.801032 del
Cat poos in box. Flat smells of cat poo. Unsure what to do with kitty litter, can you flush it down the toilet? Stomp it down the drain?
Maybe just carry it to the park and throw it in the bushes

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.801033 del
Neither book is worthy of serious consideration.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.801034 del
> throw it in the bushes
Sounds like a plan.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.801035 del
Put the kitty litter in the bin.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.801037 del
Indian woman out the front got punched by some bad home who thought she was laughing at her. Police are present but seem rather unconcerned. Woe.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.801038 del
Do as the Nazi boong does.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.801039 del
Hyperboreans rise up

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.801040 del
Poor pooji

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.801041 del
It sounds like Monk is becoming radicalised.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.801042 del
That is woe.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.801043 del
I am going to stop posting my angry gooned up philosophies.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.801044 del
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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.801045 del
Good night King 👑.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.801046 del
They didn't seem angry, or philosophy.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.801047 del
If it does not name the jew then its premise is not true.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.801048 del
>if you sell your daughters for cash then natural selection doesn't exist
Sure it does. Natural selection selects for money making ability in those situations, as well as resistance to all the diseases that are around due to lack of sanitation. I haven't read the whole book, but I didn't get the impression BAP really understood evolution.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.801049 del
No, that is a post-modernist view. You are absolving morality from selection.
You absolutely will not sleep with my daughter.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.801050 del
Natural selection is possibly the most misused concept going around. None of these people actually read Darwin they just heard the phrase and guessed what it meant.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.801051 del
Have you read Darwin I haven't but I like to laugh at normies who think human evolution is only neck down

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.801054 del
Poor Nuro got too drunk to drive home

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.801055 del
I've heard that movie was terrible

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.801056 del
Kek. It keeps on happening!

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.801057 del
Also, white cultures used to insist that their daughters should marry prosperous men, with good jobs and not members of the lower classes. That's pretty close to selling their daughters.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.801058 del
I guess he will sleep on the air mattress in the toilet tonight.
An uber home from work was too expensive 🤭

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.801059 del
That's inherently natural and in opposition to swarthoids selling them to anyone for cash alone. Are you brown? Obviously your daughter should go to someone of good standing.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.801060 del
I am actually really drunk TBPH.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.801061 del
I am actually really drunk TBPH.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.801062 del
Sorry for calling you brown. I need to stop being angry

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.801063 del
Is yoghurt neet still on the yoghurts? Thinking of getting some as a snack substitute. Nobody ever gets fat bingeing on yoghurt.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.801064 del
Yoghurt NEET, exercise bike NEET, its all so tiresome

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.801065 del
The yogo gorilla raped him.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.801066 del
Went to the gym but couldn't get in. I think my membership might have expired. I will go in tomorrow to ask during the staffed hours. Woe.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.801067 del
Hmm. Give us an update tomorrow.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.801068 del
Digital slop.
Why aren't you at your new place?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.801069 del
That is bad luck NEET. You need to keep on top of these things.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.801070 del
If I was BO I would make Nuro confess to his lie and apologise, or else he would be banned.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.801071 del
Ate yoghurt with dried apples and honey.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.801072 del
I renew it one year at a time so I forget plus they don't warn you.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.801073 del
I hope Nuro will make it home tonight 🙌🏽

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.801074 del
I keep a list of when bills are due and when things expire. Closest things at the top.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.801075 del
We are praying for you Nuro.
It might be safest to just sleep at the workshop tonight.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.801076 del
He should move Bosslady's computer into the dunny so he can just collapse on the airbed at night.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.801077 del
Fine, I'll note on my phone when it will expire again.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.801078 del
Have we watched Ford vs Ferrari? I liked that film.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.801079 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.801080 del
I wish we were watching a moofie tonight

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.801081 del
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I wanted the 800g pack of fatty mince ($7) but they only had the 500g lean shite ($6). Daddy isn't happy.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.801084 del
Now you care about nutrition 🤭

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.801085 del
I recall the sound of crickets chirping at the end of teh performance.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.801086 del
He doesn't even wear the watch

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.801087 del
Yes, he is a pathological liar.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.801088 del
Is this government cheese?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.801089 del
Where's the beef?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.801090 del
He'll probably like it in that case.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.801091 del
Pole Position at 289 Pirie St just had a TV advert that said "Come for a beer, stay for the titties" and Motherbat is disgusted.
When are we going, Cruisey?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.801092 del
A toilet awaits you.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.801093 del
Tamar Valley have some nice ones

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.801094 del
Give me a (you) cunt.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.801095 del
All the movies end at 0830
Boardneet and Mongaro run off to their twinks.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.801096 del
Pretty ordinary looking meal

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.801097 del
Block of cheese?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.801098 del
Yeah, there were other things, I just took the first couple of things I saw.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.801099 del
Those fucking beetles. KEK.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.801100 del
Bat can come too if she wants, she can sit on the opposite booth and have a lemonade.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.801101 del
Tonight was the Commie's last proper drive.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.801102 del
Well beaned

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.801103 del
Took an uber to GLs.
The driver was an asian aussie. Quizing me on what I'm up to. Awkward. He could tell I was drunk.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.801104 del
An emotional moment.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.801105 del
Manly tears

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.801106 del
Here ya go (you) cunt.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.801107 del
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.801108 del
Thanks, cuntmate.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.801109 del
Never had lentils before, what do with them?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.801110 del
Did he wait outside and then drive you home?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.801111 del
I'd dig a tunnel under my hovel to find an 18-yr old Rachel Weez

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.801112 del
RIP Commie

RIP Kia Cerato's suspension

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.801113 del
It's a prison future for me boys
>tfw unemployed

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.801116 del
What's for breakkayie Big Fellow?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.801117 del
If they're dried you've got to rehydrate them then cook them through.
If canned you just rinse them off and add them to shit. Soup, hipster salad, make a lentil curry with some onions and curry powder. You can make lentil burgers.
Lentils aren't very interesting but you can use them to replace bread, pasta, potatoes or rice.
I just made a chickpea curry, costs virtually nothing, healthy, some protein

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.801118 del
Rush B.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.801119 del
Had spaghetti for lunch.


NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.801120 del
CLIVE, what's up man?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.801121 del
Clive just texted me a pic of a tray of timtams he smashed.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.801122 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.801123 del
Many of you joked about Clives text messages, but I was genuinely butthurt that I didn't get one

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.801124 del
We were all young, dumb and full of cum once.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.801125 del
going to couchbed

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.801126 del
Good night.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.801127 del
Looks like a Dairy product, maybe cheese.
Charlie Four doesn't need refridge.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.801128 del
Me and webby excavating Atlantis and digging up ancient pyramids in Papua

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.801129 del
Hell yeah

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.801130 del
My headphones are much more battery-advantageous compared to my airpods

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.801131 del
Always thought Nicole Kidman was ugly and I hate pretending shes even half decent

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.801132 del
The prime minster of France is literally a homosexual
Oh my God. It's disgusting 😞
I hate gays so much

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.801134 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.801135 del
bins out

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.801136 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.801137 del
mording 2 u 2

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.801138 del
>Police were holding a ballistic shield but dropped it during the confrontation, Cotter said, and retreated
well trained.

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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.801141 del
morning bros

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.801142 del
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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.801143 del
Fucking Monk.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.801144 del
He's a good for nothing punk ass buster

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.801146 del
He is a master race hyperborean and is transcending this place and us plebs through the power of the bronze age mindset while we can only watch in envy and fear.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.801147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5kbo8pUDcHQ [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.801148 del
Hyperboring salad

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.801149 del
Yuo can take a joker out of a society...
but you can't take the society out of a joker...

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.801150 del
Nuro's workshop will be Queensland's Chernobyl one day...

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.801151 del
He'll whizz away to safety.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.801152 del
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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.801153 del
he will see the plume of lithium smoke from his daily jaunt to coolum beach and suddenly decide to move back to brisbane.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.801154 del
what was this movie?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.801155 del
Abbopocalypse Now

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.801156 del
Cleaned the car out. She's cracking teh shits because the Saint Christopher thing she gave me when I first got my license wasn't in the glovebox.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.801157 del
my mummybot gives me all kinds of crap I specifically told her not to get me. It goes straight into the wheelie bin now.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.801158 del
The paper street directory I pulled out of the glove box was for 2013 and she started talking about getting a current one until I told her to fuck off.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.801159 del
roads and streets never change. You only need a current one if your going to the new subdivisions and they are always going to be full of pajeets and chinks so basically to be avoided. If you are going to chuck that street directory then give it to me. Mine is from 1982.

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Morning NEETs.
Started on this guy yesterday, he's still on his first coat and I haven't touched the arms or spear but I think he's looking good so far.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.801162 del
Tell her you donated it in good faith.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.801163 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.801164 del
That's to protect you from pagans isn't it?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.801165 del
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NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.801166 del
I unironically want to play this game

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.801167 del
Good Morning NEETs

Napoleon was good. 👍 but I am not going to watch it again on moofie night.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.801168 del
When are you going to stop stealing from artists, Nuro? Your habits of pirating moofies in 5K harms the industry, at least have the grace to watch them in 1080p so that there is some incentive to go to the cinema.
You villain.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.801169 del
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>stealing from artists
Nigga I buy new shit on vinyl

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.801170 del
Good for you Nuro! its better to listen to your music in 5K which you purchased from a licensed seller.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.801171 del
Did they hire pajeet to write the script for this episode?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.801172 del
Need to get up and get moving, but no energy. Wish i was still on the dexies.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.801173 del
Looking good 👍.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.801174 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.801175 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.801176 del
Congratulations neet

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.801177 del
Got called out to a bad home aunty unna couldn't deal with. Going to ascertain which footy team the house barracks for, Collingwood shirt is better than a stab proof vest in the bad home area. Might wear both

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.801178 del
Take a goon bag you can throw to distract them if you need to flee.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.801179 del
They have a giant Nuro exhibit in the cbd today.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.801180 del
Failed tug attempt.
Im not waiting 15 mins.
The other tugger said she could text someone else to come, then looked upset when I said I was alright.
The old bloke in the waiting area looks flabagasted. Watched me drive out the carpark looking like his head was coming off his shoulders, the way he was gawking.
Wanted to stop and yell some elder abuse at him.
Kind of think he might've been a legit customer.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.801181 del
Be careful.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.801182 del
Don't they give out vouchers like the supermarket chooks? if there's none there you get a voucher for a free one tomorrow.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.801183 del

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.801184 del
He protects the traveller.
You're secretly part Irish arenylt you?

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.801185 del
You've been busy. Looks great. I like these more than the purple ones.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.801186 del
The old boy could not fathom the idea of going home untugged.
Cheers, I'm enjoying it. I've been kind of hanging out to do a fancy one.

NEET 01/10/2024 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.801187 del
Go put her back in her box.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.801188 del
How do I get a free chook?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.801189 del
Chad move. Show them who's boss.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.801190 del
Free chook with every four handed tug.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.801191 del
Old boy was a knobhead. Really pissed me off. Its like looking at someones dick at the urinal.
Do you use special paint? Are there colour themes specific to squads?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.801192 del
Got the Commie cleaned by Pajeet.
Purchased that polo shirt from Johnny Bigg.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.801193 del
Would he have been in before you?
They make strong coloured paints for the miniatures, the basic scheme for the army is the purple and silver but with more white and gold for the elites and special squads.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.801194 del
Strange inner city bug jumped out of a tree

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.801195 del
Brothel etiquette should be both sitting there awkwardly pretending the other guy isn't there.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.801196 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.801197 del
You will need a few new pieces to match the new car.
That mongs tan jacket was nice.
What colour is the interior?
Im guessing theres some rule like how watch bands and belts should match.
I reckon a pair of new sunnies with a red line on the side would look snazzy.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.801198 del
He was done, he was just talking to her in the reception area.
Then I got in my car and was looking at my phone, then took off and he was standing in the carpark staring at me with his mouth open.
We locked eyes but he didnt look away.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.801199 del
Nice, looking flash all round.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.801200 del
That is weird.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.801201 del
This was a massage joint.
I dont want to be reminded that theres other men in the world.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.801202 del
Anything more than a nod is overstepping.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.801203 del
He was a homo. He wanted a session with (You)

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.801204 del
Good luck on your mission.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.801205 del
KFC sent me one on New Year's Day...

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.801206 del
>What colour is the interior?
Black with red stitching.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.801207 del
Is this a lancia

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.801209 del
No. Shit on the bonnet anyway.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.801210 del
Bad home call was a nothingburger. Bad home neets had already fled the scene.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.801211 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.801212 del
The cover reminds me of late 80's PC game box cover art.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.801213 del
We should write a screenplay about mong life.
Act one, Dan Murphy's
Act two, cenno
Act three, the op shop
Cast: mong, tard, government worker (playing cop, canno worker, wrangler), homeless neet (playing taxi driver, chorus, anonymous opshop urinator)

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.801214 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.801215 del
Watching the tard parade

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.801216 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.801217 del
Are you not meant to look at the urinal?
I've been doing it wrong.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.801218 del
You should have to be blindfolded until they steer you into the tug booth.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.801219 del
Yes. Motherbat insisted on paying, so I only got one shirt in store. I ordered two more when I got home.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.801220 del
4 fruit scones and a nectarine for lunch.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.801221 del
Did you try it on in store?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.801222 del
Not enough protein.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.801223 del
Motherbat held it up to me front and rear.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.801224 del
Did she approve of it?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.801225 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.801226 del
Have you modelled it for her at home?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.801227 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.801228 del
Need to spend another fifty bucks just to re-stock basic pantry items.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.801229 del
I think she would like to see it on. Give her a nice surprise.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.801230 del
She put it on a padded hanger and told me to keep it nice.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.801231 del
Downie pride march?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.801232 del
Act four: Bronze Age Mindset, for when the alcoholic induced brain damage has set in.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.801233 del
No it’s not full of rust, so it’s not a Lancia.

Unironically t. Nuro

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.801234 del
Getting back on the paranormal youtube videos. Just feels lright.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.801235 del
They are harmless. A bit of comfort for you in this cold and crazy world.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.801236 del
As long as you're not mugging grannys to pay for them.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.801237 del
Keep your head up, looking straight ahead. More than two(2) shakes and you're playing with it. Extra points for ripping a big fart and/or burping whilst pissing.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.801238 del
And if you make eye contact it means you're gay.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.801239 del
I need more than two shakes.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.801240 del
Turns out it's not just my local shop closing it's the whole little mall.
We're losing the butcher,newsagent and the chemist as well.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.801241 del
We are moving to a cashless and online only society.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.801242 del
Not if you whisper "no homo" while staring into his eyes.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.801243 del
be sure to say it twice if you're rubbing the other guy's dick, otherwise you're gay

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.801244 del
Is there a proper shopping center nearby?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.801245 del
There's a coles and a chemist warehouse but I prefer to shop at smaller places when I can.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.801246 del
Good butcher?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.801247 del
Yeah, not the cheapest but always good meat.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.801248 del
The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker all raped me once or twice.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.801249 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.801250 del
I want to become the abbo ambassador to the moon.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.801251 del
Dripping with sweat.
This executive body does not like having to do things.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.801252 del
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You need an air cooled vest.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.801253 del
Do they come in 7XL?
We might have to stitch two together.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.801254 del
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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.801255 del
I've never known an anonymous poster on imageboards to be wrong, so I'm sure this will all turn out to be 100% true.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.801256 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.801257 del
Are you jewish?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.801258 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.801259 del
Stick to the tennis

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.801260 del
I was almost believing it up until they started talking about haradim with jackhammers. Then I knew it was all a joke.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.801261 del
I burp as I enter, just to get them prepared.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.801262 del
These Jatz crackers have holes baked into them in a star pattern with one at the middle. I bet you could use it as a wheel for a cracker car.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.801263 del
It was next to a mechanic.
What is it?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.801264 del
Bought clothes online the wrong size. I need the next size up. Going to exchange them. Very nervous.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.801265 del
Everything will go fine.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.801266 del
I've come to accept that all sources are as valid as each other.
My internal dialogue lies less than the news.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.801267 del
Internal dialogues aren't real.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.801268 del
Yeah, ortho-jews performing manual labour is laughable.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.801269 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.801270 del
A common executive problem

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.801271 del
might write an implementation of dungeons and dragons in powershell

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.801272 del
Write-Output "You faggot"

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.801273 del
Ukrainian is a set down. She's the better looking of the two but still it's good seeing the Ukes lose.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.801274 del
Not for hylics.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.801275 del
About to be nordy

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.801276 del
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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.801277 del
Sniff my dick James you big poofta!

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.801278 del
Hell fucking yeah
GOOD MORNING to all my neetbros!

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.801279 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.801280 del
Great afternoon to you, KING.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.801281 del
You have no right using this flag.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.801282 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.801283 del
Flag fags get the rope!

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.801284 del
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Try a can of Valvoline... you know where I mean.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.801285 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.801286 del
Retardation o'clock

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.801287 del
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NY's resolution no.2: Make mayo from scratch.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.801288 del
Got a refund on the clothes. Mispoke multiple times and got confused. Came off as a retard. Embarrassing

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.801289 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.801290 del
Grey Poupon

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.801291 del
At least you got the refund that is what matters most.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.801292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.801293 del
No Pou in my kitchen.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.801294 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ho61-oaU6wo [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.801295 del
Can't get anything done today. Woe.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.801296 del
Bossman power move.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.801297 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jw1HTm-I_c8 [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.801298 del
Ron Casey was a good egg and a funny cunt on radio.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.801299 del
in the mood for some goyslop tonight, thinking about nachos

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.801300 del
not as good as Ron Jeremy

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.801301 del
>In 1988, Casey was sacked by radio station 2KY after describing Asians on-air as "little bastards"
>In July 1995, Casey's interview with English author and Holocaust denier David Irving made news around the world
>In May 2000, Casey was suspended from radio station 2GB after saying that Aboriginal Australians were "disadvantaged because they won’t get off their black arses and do some work"

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.801302 del
There was also the day he went off about Vodafone being filthy japs and then the next day (having been corrected) said they were a "good aryan company".

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.801303 del
>I've always found whenever I've worked at various radio stations before getting the sack, that if you are nice to ugly girls, it sort of helps them—it boosts their day—it makes them feel good. And I've always made a practice wherever I work, of selecting the ugliest girls and as they walk by, give them a backhand pelvic flick."[11]

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.801304 del
Prove it bitch

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.801305 del
I got the sack just yesterday.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.801306 del
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What the fuck is this white dog on about? Many good boongs get up early and are at the pub or bottle shop at 9 o'clock on the dot every morning.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.801307 del
He is old and dead now.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.801308 del
Well done m8, welcome back to the neet crew.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.801309 del
Were you nice to an ugly girl?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.801310 del
Weber touched my bottom when he was working as a Shock Jock on 5 triple Z once.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.801311 del
Based. Was a reason provided?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.801312 del
Based. Was a reason provided?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.801313 del
Tiffo and the Webster on 1488 Megacycles

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.801314 del
I like how you didn't say megahertz

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.801315 del
Not needed tonight. All will be touching the new red car tonight.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.801316 del
Being productive for once.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.801317 del
Alternate timeline Weber where the KFC qt says yes!

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.801318 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.801319 del
Bid farewell to the Commie. Drove the Kia home. Ordered a pidser.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.801320 del
I like the new car smell.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.801321 del
Did you put your foot down to test it?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.801322 del
Only pulling onto Main North Rd. I didn't push it hard.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.801323 del
Weber told me I "didn't understand Fight Club" and it infuriated me like nothing else.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.801324 del
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A check of the rego simply says it's a Chrysler, but an image search says it's a 1977 Mitsubishi Colt, or something like that. YBOA.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.801326 del
Red rock delis. Malaysian beef rendang flavour. Absolutely putrid. They have gone way too far with these pretentious wanker flavours. Salt and pepper nationalism!

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.801327 del
You were brave to even have tried them.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.801328 del
Turns out my gym membership didn't expire it was the mong employee locking the doors.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.801329 del
Yep that’s a Mitsubishi Gallant. That was my Derro friends in high schools first car. It had 4banger, stick shift, rear wheel drive. He used to rip skids on that poor thing everywhere. He moved to the Gold Coast and used it for pizza delivery and got caught stealing slices so he got fired and then got on the meff and I never saw him again. Mind you this was 20 years ago.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.801330 del
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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.801332 del
Getting drunk at work tonight Nuro?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.801333 del
The new car has bum airconditioning in the seats

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.801334 del
Garn IGA for some late-arvo cravings.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.801335 del
Queue relief.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.801336 del
Having a pipeline punch.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.801337 del
Just for a change.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.801338 del
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Imagine the smelll

Well yes. Yes I am. I just serviced a Pro bike and his plane from Sydney is not getting back till 7pm and I have to be around for a 8:30pm pick up. Cope.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.801339 del
Why isnt he in Adelaide for the Tour?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.801340 del
We're going to be fucked when the sharks team up with the cockle train.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.801341 del
Because fuck Adelaide that’s why.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.801343 del
Some pro cyclist then. Not.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.801344 del
Well done. Is it comfortable? Easy to get in and out of?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.801345 del
You should not be photographing customer bikes without permission.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.801346 del
It is very comfortable. It's not hard to get in and out of. When you push the stop button it returns the seats to a neutral position.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.801347 del
>Stop button
Is it one of those keyless type deals?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.801348 del
Yes. It will take some getting used to.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.801349 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8tbP3f3i03E [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.801350 del
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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.801352 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE [Embed]

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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.801354 del
Does it have a physical hand brake?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.801355 del
it has a little switch thing, so no, not a cable driven hand brake.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.801356 del
How do you do a handbrake turn if you're in a car chase then?

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.801357 del
As an exec I just shift my weight to the other arse cheek

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.801358 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.801359 del
Tonights HP 93 is a crossover moofie

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.801360 del
@ Weber

**And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love**

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.801361 del
You need to get onto TwinkTok.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.801362 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.801363 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bLfe5aBPN0Q [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.801364 del
while shepherds washed their socks by night

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.801365 del
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Never had gelati before. Excited.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.801366 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.801367 del
Going to be some pooing later on.

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.801368 del

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.801369 del
Somebody get a pan!

NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.801370 del
เธอบอกว่าฉันหน้าเหมือนนกแก้ว 🦜

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