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NEET General #787 - Paranoid Schizophrenia Edition NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No. 801475
Have you ever been accussed of being paranoid, neets?

OLD: >>800458


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.801476 del
SA NEETS BEST NEETS


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.801477 del
How?!


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.801478 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.801479 del
Going to play Skyrim.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.801480 del
>>801479
Enjoy noot.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.801481 del
She pulled a gun out of her purse and forced me into the drive thru.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.801482 del
I tried to hint to the qt that I was under duress and needed assistance, but she didn't understand.
She thought I was asking her out again.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.801483 del
The chopper left without me again. I was shouting and I saw a certain NEET look back. But he didn't say anything and just let them take off without me.
I heard everyone laughing as they flew away.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.801484 del
>801483
That was me laughing.
And now I'm depriving you of a (you).


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.801485 del
chopper mogged


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.801486 del
Funny how they're playing teh Mummy moofies in the wake of the jew tunnuels.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.801487 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKm_uoSINHM [Embed]
I'm amazed at how openly they talk about the boongs in this. Boong beheadings, theft etc. Probably not a surprise to most of you here but it'd shock a lot of foreigners I reckon.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.801488 del
>>801486
I wouldn't mind exploring Rachael Weiz's tunnel.


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>>801475
Reckon I'm schizoid, but not schizophrenic.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.801490 del
>>801483
I know which neet that was.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.801491 del
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Don't mean to act like Nuro but this bitch is worth posting twice.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.801492 del
>>801491
Stop being a pedophile.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.801494 del
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I bet international cruisey doesn't have hot whores like this.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.801495 del
>>801492
She is 21.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.801496 del
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Detergent Jones faces his toughest case yet. An online NEET community has hired him to investigate the circumstances of a NEET being forced to eat sausage McMuffins against his will.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.801497 del
forget to drink tea today - maybe that's why I kept craving chocolate


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.801498 del
>>801491
Nice legs.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.801499 del
>>801497
Earl Grey, hot?


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.801500 del
>>801497
Have a hot chocolate.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.801501 del
>>801500
naw, once I start on the drinking chocolate I'd never stop


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.801502 del
>>801445
Go to bed bitxch boi you are utterly DERANGED


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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.801505 del
Imagine that last visit to the caravan park toilet block before bed.
Must get a bit spooky.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.801506 del
>>801495
I hope that wasn't the real Hungarian.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.801507 del
Personality disorders aren't real, btw.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.801508 del
>>801498
Fucking awesome set of legs, emphasised by that golden tan!


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.801509 del
>>801505
Yep. All of IGAs projection about Nuro’s dunny is because IGA has shit and shower with grey nomads and has deal with showering with them and all their shit every single night. Freud was right.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.801510 del
It's that time again when Nuro replies to himself. So sad. So pathetic. So predictable.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.801511 del
>>801510
Why would Lord Nuro reply to his based self when IGA was cowering alone in a moldy hovel with multiple personality disorders ?

🥴


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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.801513 del
>>801509
>>801505
You've never presented any evidence for the caravan park claim.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.801514 del
>>801512
The lack of a sheet is truly horrifying. You just know it is covered in sweat and grease.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.801515 del
Noisy fucking pajeets outside. They're too loud for me to sleep with my window open, and it's too hot to sleep with it closed.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.801516 del
There is in fact one more thing even more pathetic than Nuro's existence. And that's Weber's liking of it.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.801517 del
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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.801518 del
someday I'm gonna lead a better life than this


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.801519 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kX86S6J1pYo [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.801520 del
>>801517
Why are you at work so late Noomo


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.801521 del
>>801516
It is bizarre to me how much webby defends him.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.801522 del
>>801520
He has no where else to live.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.801523 del
>>801520
I am not going lie. Both of my customers today needed late after hours pickup because of delayed flights.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.801524 del
>>801523
>I am not going lie.
Speak English, pajeet.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.801525 del
I just noticed he doesn't even have a shower curtain. Holy shit, hobolyfe lol.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.801526 del
>>801517
Case closed.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.801527 del
>>801516
>>801521
Don't start brown snaking Weber again now.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.801528 del
>>801523
>I am not going to lie
Then tells a whopper. Love you Nuro.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.801529 del
>>801525
Post your shower curtain.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.801530 del
>>801504
Minding your own business and not needing constant emotional support isn't a mental disorder.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.801531 del
>>801530
not having any friends or social interaction outside of imageboards is


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.801532 del
>>801525
Do you even know who you are dealing with ? He is simply too based to contain water vapour.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.801533 del
>>801529
He won’t and he can’t. He can’t even pick his favourite communal stall if a grey nomad is in it.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.801534 del
>>801533
I reckon there would be a lot worse than grey nomads lurking around that toilet block.
I doubt he showers often. He pisses in bottles and might shit in bags.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.801535 del
>interact with normies
>get called autistic
>ignore normies
>get called a schizoid
They have normatism, normative behavioural disorder, NBD, they're NPCs that's a mental disorder.
Characterised by pathological imitation, dependence on relationships, collective reasoning and being easily upset. Onset during adolescence, the condition effects 95% of the population.
Fucking normies reeeee


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.801536 del
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We should watch this on movie night.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.801537 del
Monk is the bender over?
Wagon time?


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.801538 del
Are any of you NEETs watching Jujutsu Kaisen?
I might make it my next anime.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.801539 del
>>801537
I got a delivery but yeah, absolutely suffering the bender woes today


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.801540 del
tomorrow is another day


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.801541 del
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Probably for the best, still no idea who these people are or what is going on this board, other than a weird internet drama...


Have a blessed weekend NEET Bros!


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.801542 del
>>801541
Bless you. o7


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.801543 del
>>801513
Didn't someone post a map with the caravan park?


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.801544 del
>>801540
Sounds so-able.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.801545 del
>>801541
Thanks and bye o7. Your stalker will miss you.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.801546 del
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Good morning neets. Had an excellent sleep. The secret? I had a slice of bread with peanut butter right before I went to bed. Might try it again tonight.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.801547 del
mording
won $41.30 on teh powerballs


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.801548 del
>>801519
goddamn faggots


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.801549 del
Got another passive income stream now. Now I have enough money for unlimited tendies and new pc


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.801550 del
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NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.801551 del
>>801546
>>801547
Good morning NEETs.

>>801547
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.801552 del
Cat tries to use the litter box but is too blind to find it, cat blindly walks into furniture until it becomes distressed, poos on the ground and howls.

Woe


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.801553 del
Youtube is being pissy about my adblocker again. Fuck you jewgle!


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.801554 del
>>801552
What did the vet say about the cat earlier this week?


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.801555 del
>>801553
Have you tried any meme browsers like Brave that blocks mostly all ads by default including YouTube ads?


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.801556 del
>>801553
Use alternative frontend.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.801557 del
The age of man has ended. The age of feline domination is at hand.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78 [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.801558 del
>>801556
>>801555
signing out fixed it


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.801559 del
>>801553
Use chromium ungoogled with I don't care about cookies and Cookieblock and ublock origin


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.801561 del
can't get going this morning. just no energy


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.801562 del
Did the NEET get the sack from the wage or get a sack of onions?
I need to know more.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.801563 del
Got stuck in the old thread.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.801564 del
>>801563
J U S T


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.801565 del
>>801517
Kind of sounds a bit like Weber.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.801566 del
I'm not sure how I feel about air-conditioned seats. All winter it will fill up with farts, then in summer it'll get blown around.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.801567 del
>>801566
Give it a spray as the season transitions.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.801568 del
Thinking about bombing the Three Gorges Dam again...


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.801569 del
>>801560
Happy cat.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.801570 del
>>801563
it was a better thread than this anyway. I wish I could go back.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.801571 del
What's the theme this year? Last year was year of acceptance.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.801572 del
Good morning NEETs.
Dripping with sweat from the morning workout. Had to do it first thing. Going to be hot today. 🔥


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.801573 del
>>801571
We are doing year of acceptance again, but properly this time.
Last year there were too many NEETs who couldn't accept.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.801574 del
How it upset me to watch them struggle against destiny.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.801575 del
I was certain today was a Sunday. Turns out it's a Friday.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.801576 del
Need to go do a sign up in a minute. Too hot. Fell asleep with my head on the armrest of the couch and now I'm sore. A massage could be in order but might just come home due to the heat.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.801577 del
>>801572
Morning. Bottle it and save it for me.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.801578 del
Found a really cool ndis guy who makes music near me. He has a massive projector and like 15 guitars. About a thousand records too. Gonna make drum and bass music with him.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.801579 del
>>801578
Excellent.


NEET 01/11/2024 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.801580 del
>>801576
>Sign up
Big cash cow? 🐮🐮🐮


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.801581 del
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>>801571
2024 is the year of the wagon, although so far for many neets it's been more about climbing on and falling off than riding anywhere.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.801582 del
>>801573
/ausneets/ now officially has a zero tolerance policy towards acceptance


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.801583 del
>>801582
I accept that ruling.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.801584 del
2024 year of making frens?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.801585 del
Run out of paranormal videos. Getting on the jurassic park videos now.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.801586 del
>>801585
Colonel Sanders created the park. He had plans for deep fried dinosaur on his menus. 🦕


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.801587 del
What's the best jason statham I probably haven't seen?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.801588 del
Hot damn, the dominos near me opens at 9:30 in the morning, I could have pidser for breakfast


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.801589 del
Curb Your Enthusiasm was better before Larry David became famous. It used to be a low key little show.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.801590 del
>>801587
I don't know who that is.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.801591 del
>>801552
Get cat some glasses.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.801592 del
Drove Motherbat back to Victor.
Tyre pressure sensor starting bleep blooping as we rolled into town, so I drove into Bridgestone and the guy was kind enough to check the pressures and reset the bleep bloop thingo. Not sure if it was confused or maybe the driving increased the pressure and hit an upper bound or something. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.
Took the old cow shopping.
Having a stdout. Forgot to get a pepper pie. Not going out again.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.801594 del
taking my shirt and pants off, hope nobody's uncomfortable with that


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.801595 del
Three bikini sluts just walked past the house.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.801596 del
>>801592
First day of the new car and it's already got issues? That's not a good omen.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.801597 del
>>801592
I am glad you got there safely.
Hopefully there are no further car issues. Just a minor teething problem lets hope m


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.801598 del
These modern cars have so many sensors and electronics that it is a miracle they function at all.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.801599 del
>>801595
Should've told them you had an indoor pool.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.801600 del
>>801566
The seats can warm your bottom in Winter too.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.801601 del
>>801592
When are you picking up Sweetie from the boarding kennel?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.801602 del
>>801596
The more I think about it, the more I think KIA Pajeet filled them to 36 psi cold and the 1.5 hour drive heated them up enough to up another pound or so and that triggered it. Low pressure should trigger until it drops to 30 psi or something and they were up near 38 when checked. If it happens on the drive home on Monday I'll drop it at the dealer and say I want it fixed under warranty.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.801603 del
>>801601
Tomorrow morning.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.801604 del
>>801594
I hope you put a towel down first to soak up all of your bodily juices.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.801605 del
On the drive back to Adelaide I will try putting it in sports and manual mode and use the formula 1 paddles on the steering wheel to change gears.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.801606 del
>>801599
Offered them a drive in the car (after putting three towels down)


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.801607 del
>>801599
...installed in your bedroom


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.801608 del
feel like shit, hoping a little nap can refresh me


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.801609 del
This old bakery uses a wood-fired oven


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.801610 del
>>801607
After 22 days of nowank or whatever he's up to, those girls are at serious risk of eye injury.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.801611 del
>>801609
Noice. Fuck you for being a Qlder though.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.801612 del
Ready?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.801613 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.801614 del
>>801613
it's ON YOUR MARKS dickhead


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.801615 del
get set


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.801616 del
GO!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.801617 del
>>801609
Ask the baker if he knows about rolled oats.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.801618 del
>>801609
Interesting. Would get hot in there.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.801619 del
>>801618
"Let me out! Let me out! I won't do Jewish tricks anymore!"


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.801620 del
>>801618
As opposed to modern electric ovens that produce no heat?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.801621 del
She's telling me to slow down on the stdouts. Back to being a bee hutch.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.801622 del
Garn get wicked wings for lunch. You neets want anything?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.801623 del
>>801620
Don't be a smart arse, you fat fuck. A wood-fired brick oven can get insanely hot and retain it, unlike a thermostated electric or gas oven.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.801624 del
>>801622
Just a window cutie. We've apparently given up the dirty bird.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.801625 del
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Play!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.801626 del
>>801625
She forgot to put her pants on. Scandalous!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.801627 del
>>801625
She's in the Big Bang Theory show that violent NEET watches.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.801628 del
>>801621
She is worried about you. Must be very difficult for her to witness what you are doing to yourself.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.801629 del
>>801529
I have a sliding shutter instead of a shower curtain and I'm not IGA.
>>801533
This caravan park claim is still without any evidence. It is embarrassing that you keep making this unsubstantiated claim. IGA probably laughs every time he sees you post it.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.801630 del
Little-known factoid: Queensland is incapable of producing a good quality meat pie.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.801631 del
>>801622
Ten wicked wings and three popcorn chicken Go buckets please.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.801632 del
>>801628
She thinks food somehow reduces alcohol. Boomer woman science.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.801633 del
>>801631
Possum! How is you little garden stand thing going?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.801634 del
>>801629
We see you.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.801635 del
>>801628
I've actually consumed far less alcohol in the past three weeks than I usually do. Some days were even alcohol free. Other than one sausage mcmuffin (that was forced upon me) and some oreos and the like, I haven't actually consumed junkfood either.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.801636 del
Is teh Phillipines an acceptable country of origin for tinned pineapple?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.801637 del
>>801633
>garden stand thing
What is that?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.801638 del
>>801636
No. Australian or nothing.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.801639 del
He had a little set of green metal shelves set into an arch type thingo with a plastic cover. Like a little glass house or atrium or something.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.801640 del
>>801636
Dole brand?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.801641 del
Pies ranked nationally:
SA BEST A
WA
Victoria
NSW
Tasmania
Canberra
NT
Norfolk Island
Antarctica
Christmas Island
Queensland


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.801642 del
Realised today honk if you’re horny is a pun… because you honk a horn…


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.801643 del
>>801641
QLD BTFO


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.801644 del
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>>801622
15 pieces of original recipe for me please. Make sure they put it in a bucket. And if the drive through chick is a qt, please get her number. kthnx


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.801645 del
>>801580
Good question. I also wonder if it is DJ Flipper.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.801646 del
>>801644
>And if the drive through chick is a qt, please get her number. kthnx
I already called dibs you knigga.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.801648 del
>>801575
It's Wednesday.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.801649 del
>>801605
I've only been in one car that had those paddle things, it was an SV6 iirc.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.801650 del
>>801611
That's stateism and I'm reporting you to the ADL.


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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.801652 del
>>801649
Would have been an aftermarket kit.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.801653 del
>>801634
You don't know who I am, retard.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.801654 del
QLD is where all the bad posters are from. IGA, nuro, counter-terrorismNEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.801655 del
>>801641
>SA BEST A
>not even close


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.801656 del
Range ban queensland.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.801657 del
>>801648
My dudes.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.801658 del
>>801640
Of course! I am NEET after all.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.801659 del
>>801658
I ate some the other day and didn't die. YMMV.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.801660 del
>>801630
QLD timber is superior to your driftwood


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.801661 del
>People say the v6 vs v8 threads are a dong size contest, but really it's more like comparing a vag to a bum. Both have their advocates but at the end of the day, we all know that one's a bit shit.
Glad I won't have to read the Just Commodores forum any more.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.801662 del
>>801660
Tiffo keeps me stocked in Tasmanian Oak spars.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.801663 del
>>801659
I died after eating it. I'd recommend avoiding it. They eat it in the phillipines and it turned them into gooks.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.801664 del
>>801659
>miles


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.801665 del
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Watching jurassic park, skipping boring bits. Just noticed that if it wasn't for the stupid girl with the light nobody would've been hurt by the t-rex and none of the subsequent events would've happened


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.801666 del
>>801664
Fuck Metric NEETs too. Worse than Queenslanders.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.801667 del
>>801664
Milage. You wouldn't say kilometerage.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.801668 del
>>801665
>Trev.png


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.801669 del
>>801665
What an ugly child.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.801670 del
I finished all my job search reports the other day. It was easy when done the way the neet said with quick applying on seek and forwarding the emails.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.801672 del
Can feel a clogger pulsing inside me.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.801673 del
Stanley: Any update on that icecream?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.801674 del
>>801673
I bet he ate it all in a drunken stupor.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.801675 del
Then died from the green chicken thighs.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.801676 del
>>801674
That would be based.
>>801675
Nah, IGA is a good cook. He understands not to roll food in lawn clippings for one.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.801677 del
"More than 30 tobacco stores have been torched since last March, in an ongoing war between two rival Melbourne crime gangs for control of the illegal tobacco trade."


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.801678 del
>>801677
imagine the smell


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.801679 del
>>801677
Niggers?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.801680 del
Sloppy shit.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.801681 del
The filthy fat nigger and the Brazilian lizard lady beat the two French cuties...


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.801683 del
Didn't win anything in the Christmas Lucky Draw.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.801684 del
>>801667
A heavily gooned me would


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.801685 del
>>801475
No, why has someone said something?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.801686 del
Another text from KFC

>Melting rn, NEET? Good thing KFC are doing ice cold $1 Large Freeze online only, right now!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.801687 del
And now we clog.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.801688 del
Do Pajeets even know the pleasure (and pain) of shitting solid?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.801689 del
>>801686
Ask what they’re wearing


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.801690 del
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.801691 del
>>801621
Expected stderr


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.801692 del
>>801690
Based.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.801693 del
Just sitting here in the dark and the heat feeling sick. Gonna try and make something of the day - eat some salad, have a walk, study a bit of coding.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.801694 del
>>801693
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.801695 del
>Nobody cares about your lame audio equipment


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.801696 del
>801690
>another night in the dunny


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.801697 del
Wanked. Might play Skyrim.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.801698 del
She is saying animal crawl up my bum and die
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN DO NOT BELIEVE HER LIES


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.801699 del
Might have another wank first.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.801700 del
>>801685
No, you're being paranoid.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.801701 del
>>801676
>lawn clippings
KEK


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.801702 del
>>801698
Pipe this stderr


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.801703 del
>>801504
This diagram was informative.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.801704 del
>>801703
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6emCWRSOUuY [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.801705 del
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Wizzy needs to get on the spin bike.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.801706 del
>>801704
Those horses are strong.

That video has enough entertainment value to keep me amused.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.801707 del
>>801705
Handy place to store a crack pipe tbqh


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.801708 del
Just realised the war in the ukraine has been on for nearly 2 years now. Has a single interesting thing happened yet?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.801709 del
might have a nap


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.801710 del
>>801592
Heat might've made it play up. My cars felt a bit funny, and noticeably different when the air-con is on.
These cars aren't built for Australia


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.801711 del
>>801708
The first loss of a Challenger II in combat occurred. The war for the most part has been slow and grinding.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.801712 del
>>801580
Adequate.
Starting off small with the easy shifts I know won't be a problem.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.801713 del
>>801589
He was heaps famous. There was a lot of news about him when he left Seinfeld in season 6 or 7.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.801714 del
>>801600
Slow release methane burner.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.801715 del
>>801605
See if you can roll on 80 down the hill. My old car could but the new one sits at 90 so I need to touch the brakes now and then.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.801716 del
>>801630
You cunts spend too much time perfecting the cream pie.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.801717 del
>>801636
I know they grow lots of mango but it's the shit type that gets turned into puree and juice.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.801718 del
>>801715
Willunga? Always sat on 130-140 in the commie for most of that


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.801719 del
>>801679
Lebs I'd bet.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.801720 del
>>801690
Are they all reissues m


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.801721 del
>>801698
Possum is nesting there.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.801722 del
>>801718
I mean dropping it back to 3rd with the sports auto.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.801723 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.801724 del
>>801723
Based.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.801725 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.801726 del
>>801723
nuro did you ever surf?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.801727 del
None of the neets who asked turned up to eat the kfc so I ate their share. Met a seriously cute chick at the bank. She said I have a young face(does this mean handsome?)
I told her she was attractive and she said that’s lovely and that she had been told that 3 times the past week.
So yeah I basically lost my virginity. See you later virgins.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.801728 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.801729 del
>>801720
No that’s all new releases 2023


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.801730 del
>>801727
>does this mean handsome?)
Young here means soft.
>she had been told that 3 times the past week.
Fucking brutal.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.801731 del
>>801724
>>801728
Basado !

>>801726
Nah never liked any board related sports

>>801695
>>801696
You sound Mad.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.801732 del
I want to breed prehistoric giant possums as an amusement park attraction, but I'm worried they'll run wild and eat all the park visitors when the power goes off.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.801733 del
Don't waste your time.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.801734 del
Having a hot chocolate.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.801735 del
>>801729
Very low quality mp3 rips.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.801736 del
>>801731
Being a pest here could be considered a 'board related sport'. And you're the all-time champion!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.801737 del
>>801713
People know the actors in shows. Everyone else is just a name they don't notice on the credits.
Larry David was rich and well known in comedy and entertainment circles, but he was not famous until he played Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live in 2016.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.801738 del
>>801736
Well bantered.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.801739 del
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They should all be forced to wear mini-skirts.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.801740 del
>>801734
In this weather? Are you insane???


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.801741 del
>>801736
Kek, five years running.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.801742 del
>>801740
I'm in the cool zone. I am having a second one now.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.801743 del
Curb came out 2 years after Seinfeld ended. Larry's name would have been well-known by then.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.801744 del
>>801729
That's what I mean. Are they all from 2023?
Do you only buy the freshest reissues?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.801745 del
>>801727
This is going somewhere.
>told her she was attractive
What words did you say?
Vocaroo it if possible


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.801746 del
>>801730
That was from her christian family and close friends.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.801747 del
>>801737
Ah. There's only one season after that isn't there?
I haven't seen the latest one or two.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.801748 del
>>801745
Can’t vocaroo it. She smiled at me a few times randomly while talking. At the end she said is there anything else I can help you with? I said yeah I think you’re attractive.
She said I’ve gotten that 3 times this week so I must be doing something right.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.801749 del
>>801732
>>801733
They'll just nibble your cucumber and hide in the attic.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.801750 del
>>801749
> nibble your cucumber
Hot!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.801751 del
>>801743
Ah. I thought it was ages after Seinfeld. That's sort of.. Is it riding the curtails /coat tails?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.801752 del
>>801748
I'm not sure about this.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.801753 del
>>801723
Nuro posting twinks for imissfather now.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.801754 del
>>801748
>yeah I think you’re attractive
Are these the words you said?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.801755 del
>>801751
Curb is a show on HBO. The audience for it was never big.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.801756 del
Dora teh Explorer is on court!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.801757 del
>>801752
I can't tell if it was a good transaction or not either. I mean she wasn't disgusted with me so it's a win?
>>801754
Yes


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.801758 del
DavoNEET do you ever leave your bike outside the shops when you go in?
Do you feel it is safe?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.801759 del
>>801757
>she wasn't disgusted with me so it's a win?
Nuro tier autism.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.801760 del
>>801755
I thought it was a big hit.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.801761 del
>>801759
She would be impressed with his facilities if he said that m8


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.801762 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix will be the spaghetti western The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly (1966) - starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, and some ethnic dude. The plot concerns a bounty hunting scam that joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery.

Then on Sunday we have The Castle (1997), an aussie comedy about a working-class family from Melbourne, who fight city hall after being told they must vacate their beloved family home to allow for infrastructural expansion.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.801763 del
>>801761
It sounds like he made her uncomfortable.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.801764 del
>>801752
A common sympton of paranoid schizos is auditory hallucinations...


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.801765 del
The client I met today used to live in Victor
She said that there is a large community of retired lesbians


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.801766 del
>>801760
No very niche.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.801767 del
>>801765
One of them was murdered by her lezzo lover there several years ago.

I bet they all play tennis.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.801768 del
>>801766
I don't know if I can watch it anymore.
I was watching it in spite of it being a popular Normie show.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.801769 del
>>801755
You're mad if you think a show created by somebody that created one of the greatest sitcoms of all time wasn't major news at the time.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.801770 del
>>801768
It became a normie show only recently.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.801771 del
>>801769
>major news


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.801772 del
>>801767
THere's only a few dykes in teh professional tennis field I'm aware of.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.801773 del
>>801771
BIG NEWS


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.801774 del
>>801744
No no and no. What part of the music was composed and released on vinyl in 2023 do you not understand ?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.801775 del
Nuro do you still have that wooden turntable from your young days?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.801776 del
31c inside this room. Very warm. I have never seen a higher temperature 🌡️🌡️🌡️


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.801777 del
sweating as I wank.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.801778 del
>>801735
According to a few posts at the stereonet forums there have been a couple of European LP releases do that.


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😎


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.801780 del
>>801777
Wanking the day away.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.801781 del
suffering in this heat bros. If you don't here from me again it means that being an overweight binge eater was a bad idea


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.801782 del
>>801779
Did you get a girlfriend nuro? Are you a chad now?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.801783 del
>>801779
does your phone have an optical zoom ?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.801784 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.801785 del
>>801782
He just goes to the beach to ogle, just like the chinks do.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.801786 del
Outsourced my incel problem to the phillipines.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.801787 del
>>801786
Dole brand?


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>>801782
>>801783
Imagine the face sitting


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.801789 del
>>801779
Spankable.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.801790 del
>>801781
Goodbye.


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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.801792 del
>>801786
thinking about making nachos - maybe with a fresh avocado, getting some salsa and cornchips


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.801793 del
>>801787
You cheeky cunt you


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.801794 del
Garn check teh mail


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.801795 del
>>801792
Just go to Guzman y Gomez and try some spicy chicken nacho fries.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.801796 del
>>801791
Only the best.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.801797 del
>>801791
tiffin would never use a reflective metallic one which might give away his position in battle


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.801798 del
>>801797
Smart.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.801799 del
>>801727
> she said that’s lovely and that she had been told that 3 times the past week
This has to be a shidpost.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.801800 del
>>801762
>city hall
what is this seppo shite?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.801801 del
>>801779
Where are her buttocks?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.801802 del
>>801791
>from India
pre-filled


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.801803 del
Might be nordy tonight.
We should all do karaoke somehow


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.801804 del
>>801722
it has 7 geary-doos


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.801805 del
>>801732
They are very kissable


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.801806 del
>>801805
I bet they give you all sorts of terrible diseases


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.801807 del
Possum told me he'd "rip [my] bloody lips off!" when I went to kiss him once.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.801808 del
>>801807
he's just naturally coquettish


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.801809 del
>>801808
I grabbed him by the tail and swung him head first into a tree and then fingered him while he was unconscious.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.801810 del
>>801809
Based.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.801811 del
Weber rectally smuggled some hard solos past motherbat once.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.801812 del
>>801811
Had to turn them sideways so they didnt just shoot out again


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.801813 del
>>801806
I've been told they're full of worms.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.801814 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.801815 del
>>801792
Er, what does Mexican food have to do with being an incel?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.801816 del
>>801815
literally nothing, I started making a reply to the phillipines post then decided to talk about dinner instead, and forgot I was replying to a post, heat delirium


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.801818 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.801819 del
Two weeks sober.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.801820 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.801821 del
>>801819
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.801822 del
>>801819
Well done NEET. Keep going.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.801823 del
>>801819
Excellent work, Monk.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.801824 del
>>801819
Good work.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.801825 del
Check out how many lighters I’ve got


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.801826 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.801827 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.801828 del
>>801825
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.801829 del
>>801800
Victorians even pronounce the word castle like an American. They are a broken mob.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.801830 del
>>801803
We'll all have to join Manuro's discord though.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.801831 del
>>801830
We don't want to get that close to the dunny with you mate


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.801832 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.801833 del
>>801816
I might make gauc with an added banana for an extra hit of potassium.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.801834 del
Never mind, I've got no lime.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.801835 del
>>801825
That's like an alcoholic showing off his empties.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.801836 del
>>801832
you son of a bitch
delete this


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.801837 del
>>801831
Hush now my puppet.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.801838 del
>>801803
Possum and you should do a duet of scissor sisters


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.801839 del
>>801838
me on the piano and possum singing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YIZVApRF5sg [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.801840 del
Sweating in my room. Making another hot chocolate.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.801841 del
>>801840
hmmmmmmm


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.801843 del
>>801842
Shes fit


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.801844 del
>>801825
Unna taxing cunt


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.801845 del
I hope the movie isn't in 5 mins, I need to get bent first.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.801846 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=as_gpcmyg4w [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.801847 del
>>801845
HP 94 waits for no one.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.801848 del
>>801845
>I need to get bent first.
There is no shame in that neet, these days you can be whatever you want to be.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.801849 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.801850 del
>>801762
Why isn't there a movie tonight?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.801851 del
Proud to be bent.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.801852 del
>>801850
We dont do Friday movie


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.801853 del
>>801852
You do every other week


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.801854 del
>>801853
No he doesn't


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.801855 del
>>801853
No you are wrong wrong wrong


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.801856 del
>>801850
Because HP 94 is now on.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.801857 del
Wild Hogs on teh telly tonight


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.801858 del
>>801819
Good work, treat yourself with a refreshing beer.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.801859 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.801860 del
Sandpaper Boy out for a Mallard, LMAO.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.801862 del
>>801861
I find all that bare midriff exposure to be immodest


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.801863 del
garn get some nachos - what do you neets want on yours?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.801864 del
>>801843
At 30 she's 'old' by the sport's standards but still fit af, so long as she keeps playing. You only have to look at Jelena Dokic to see what happens to the females once they hang up the racquet.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.801865 del
>>801864
It keeps them straight
>I was a lesbian for a while but it was a bit too wet. I love men, they’re so nice & dry


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.801866 del
>>801863
Put some nectarines on mine thanks.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.801867 del
>>801865
tHE FUCK you talking about cunt? Y a want thteshow to sart i"ll bring it.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.801868 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.801869 del
>>801863
BEANS please


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.801870 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.801872 del
>>801863
five tablespoons of MSG on mine please!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.801873 del
>>801870
I knew they were real.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.801874 del
>>801870
Looks like Cruisey's.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.801875 del
>tfw large but not in charge


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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.801877 del
Met a soytard today. He told me about his connection of dolls, showed me photos on his phone, stayed talking about his phone, asked whatI collected.

Tried very hard to find common ground. He owned every console and game ever made but had never heard of battle toads and wasn't global ranked in anything.
He played a number of sports, novelty sports like Frisbee, watched netflicks. He played stardew Valley and knew the names of several plants.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.801878 del
>>801876
My exact body type.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.801879 del
>>801877
He sounds like a nice fella.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.801880 del
>>801877
>but had never heard of battle toads
Such people are beneath you neet. Pay them no heed.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.801881 del
>>801877
>He told me about his connection of dolls,
That sounds sexual. Hot!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.801882 del
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Up to his old tricks

>inb4 imissfather deletes


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.801883 del
>>801879
We both tried to be nice


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.801884 del
>>801875
You should make a bid to become BO, then you would be large and in charge. Of something, at least.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.801885 del
>>801878
You have nice bobbies.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.801886 del
>>801881
He might be a pigeon fancier.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.801887 del
might go to bed


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.801888 del
The silver fox posts as he pleases, and the hovel dweller reeeeeees as he must.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.801889 del
>>801887
Goodnight.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.801890 del
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Are neets eating ice cream to help keep cool?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.801891 del
>>801890
I had some ALDI brand mocha flavour. It was cold but disappointing.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.801892 del
>>801890

19.8 °C
Feels like 17.8 °C
Don't need any.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.801893 del
>>801882
One day they'll get you
>The Criminal Code defines child exploitation material, or CEM, as:
“material that, in a way likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult, describes or depicts a person, or a representation of a person, who is, or apparently is, a child under 16 years
>>a) in a sexual context, including for example, engaging in a sexual activity; or
>>b) in an offensive or demeaning context;
https://www.awbrisbanelawyers.com.au/possession-of-child-exploitation-material-queensland/


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.801894 del
>>801882
There is something cringe to me about how he goes around taking photos of girls and fantasising about them but can't talk to them.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.801895 del
>>801893
Yes hopefully they do get nuro for his creepshots of females both young and old.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.801897 del
>>801895
We can only hope for the best.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.801898 del
Hungry again. Can't stop eating.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.801899 del
>>801898
Have some pie.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.801900 del
>>801898
Executive feeding syndrome.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.801901 del
Feelibg sad


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.801902 del
>>801901
What has happened?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.801903 del
>>801901
You need to do something whismcal


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.801904 del
>>801893
So rich pricks can have fully naked kids on their wall and call it art


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.801905 del
>>801898
what have you had so far today?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.801906 del
thinking of getting some gelati


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.801907 del
>>801882
Ok am a little bit confused here. After all the god awful abuse images that are on the internet are you telling me a detective would take any of those images seriously ? Are you kidding me ?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.801908 del
>>801907
It’s just as Nuro stated when he profiled him. It’s an appeal to authority. If they were children IGA would be referred to as a “Dobber” ie a trouble maker that “dobs” people to get them into trouble while violating the rules himself.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.801909 del
>>801906
Wait for IGA's review first.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.801910 del
Going to the shops to get some pain meds, champagne and Italian pizza. You guy want anything ?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.801911 del
>>801907
You are absolutely awful at blending in.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.801912 del
>>801907
>god awful abuse images that are on the internet
Of course nuro, a frequent tor user, would know about such things...


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.801913 del
>>801908
Unlike nuro who spent several years having tantrums here about IGA until even imissfather couldn't keep up with the pandering? Unlike nuro who impotently floods the global reports all the time?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.801914 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.801915 del
>>801910
A bbq chook please.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.801916 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.801917 del
>>801910
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.801918 del
Why is hard gay raw closed on the weekends now? Did keegan drive away all of Ash's loyal customers with his stench?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.801919 del
>>801909
I don't want to see it in a pan.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.801920 del
>>801917
And a kitkat for me. That other neet still hasn't brought me mine. We might need to send out a search party of skellies.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.801921 del
>>801918
You are being boring again.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.801922 del
>>801919
That was nuro.
The creation of /neetlyfe/ really broke him for a while. Nuro would push the board into the 90-120 pph range just talking to himself about stanley. Really disturbing stuff to see...


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.801923 del
>>801921
You're crying.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.801924 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.801925 del
>>801922
The steamer thread is almost a year old
https://4chon.me/lounge/res/41962.html


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.801926 del
>>801918
So I can kill you when you least expect it.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.801927 del
Having shish kebabs for din din. They’re almost ready


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.801928 del
>>801927
Nice. Serve on yellow rice.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.801929 del
>>801926
Who am I?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.801930 del
>>801929
Not real?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.801931 del
>>801928
Racist.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.801932 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUCRA3k7w2Q [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.801933 del
>>801931
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.801934 del
>>801929
IGA’s wing man has always been 10k because he is a derro piece of shit.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.801935 del
>>801928
Could do. Don’t have any rice but. Ended up only eating 2 outa 8 of them


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.801936 del
10K is a good NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.801937 del
>tfw derro piece of shit and no wing man


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.801938 del
>>801934
Kek, you're just pissed off because he looks down on meth.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.801939 del
10k is based. Nuro hates him because it reminds nuro of his 10k of HECS debt.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.801940 del
>>801936
Indeed he is.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.801941 del
The only people who dislike meth are people that haven’t tried it


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.801942 del
>>801941
Monk? No!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.801943 del
>>801941
Or people who have to put up with meth heads...


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.801944 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EPtiCFzf2Ao [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.801945 del
>>801939
Remember when 10k fell in love with a 6/10 butter face single mother whore and had his heart broken and soul crushed ?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.801946 del
>>801945
Remember when you bitterly confessed you hadn't had a woman smile at you in ten years? That was two years ago now. Sad!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.801947 del
>>801946
That was someone else false flagging and you are an idiot to think otherwise.


Meanwhile coming more and more to the conclusion unnamed NEETs who hide in the shadows are just cowards that are up to no good.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.801948 del
>>801947
When we are all on your discord there will be no more hiding. A second golden age.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.801949 del
>>801948
We ain't going to discord neet. Nobody ever leaves the imageboard crab bucket.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.801950 del
Coffee


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.801951 del
>>801945
She wasn't even a 6/10 🤣


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.801952 del
>>801922
Remember when IGA chucked a tantrum because people stopped posting on there? They're both hilariously retarded


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.801953 del
She lit up when the plug was in.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.801954 del
>>801947
Fuck off spook.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.801955 del
Fuck off gook.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.801956 del
YOU CUM NOW!


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.801957 del
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It's getting late, time for neets from the better sort of homes to turn in for the night.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.801958 del
>>801957
Goodnight NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.801959 del
>>801957
Good night rape you later 🙂


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.801960 del
>>801959
This is why neets can't sleep.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.801961 del
>>801877
>never heard of battle toads
Lol chortled
Did you get into his thing?
What games does he play?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.801962 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.801963 del
>>801936
Depends on which 10k you're talking about
That other one is a fucking cunt


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.801964 del
Jupiter looks white/yellow instead of the yellow/orange it usually looks.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.801965 del
>>801964
I did not know you liked to stargaze.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.801966 del
>>801964
is it about to turn into a second sun?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.801967 del
>>801966
>sun
Just as bad as the Moon.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.801968 del
>>801965
I know the names of most of the stars around Orion and have been watching Jupiter get further west over the past month or so. Taurus is visible today, usually can only see a bit of a blur. Nice clear night.
I use this to look for stuff.
https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/night/australia/adelaide


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.801969 del
The constellations don't look like the ones on that site.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.801970 del
>>801968
I am speechless.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.801971 del
🤦


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.801972 del
>>801970
All the Adelaide neets are autistic in some way, just like how all the Queensland neets are from bad homes.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.801973 del
Can't stop shitting and farting.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.801974 del
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I'm going to try to do better tomorrow.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.801975 del
>>801968
astronomy is the ultimate pointless hobby. Its worse than those bible code autists.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.801977 del
Have any of you neets played Factorio?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.801978 del
Saw a shooting star


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.801979 del
>>801975
It's the only way to see our place in space and time.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.801980 del
Our relative position to the cosmos is viewed as a 2d sphere so constellations are relevant.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.801981 del
woe


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.801982 del
>>801974
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.801983 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.801984 del
>>801983
mording


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.801985 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.801986 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.801988 del
>>801979
Its kind of academic tho. When you consider everything around you that you can touch.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.801989 del
>>801988
>everything around you that you can touch.
I hope we hear about a successful tug attempt soon.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.801990 del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.801992 del
Morning


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.801993 del
>>801984
>>801985
>>801992
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.801994 del
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>>801989
Cruisey prefers to look down his telescope and whack off.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.801995 del
Motherbat didn't turn my bed down yesterday or plug the touch lamp in, so I just slept on top of the bedspread and she is shitty with me for being lazy


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.801996 del
>>801995
Did she ever comment about the Candy land sheets?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.801998 del
You can swallow my cum


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.801999 del


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.802000 del
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking last night and didn’t sleep. Thought about academics and careers and future employment. What’s the point of a job when I can coast on the dole? Is seeking university qualifications narcissistic? Would I just feel nothing after getting the qualification? Or perhaps it’s the celebration that I want, maybe even to get high marks and excel better than others to prove myself.
I thought that intrinsic reward should be what one seeks and money comes after. It’s all very obvious when I write it. But what about for people who don’t have an intrinsic reward pathway? Are they just shit out of luck? I think I need to go back and read some more individuation books.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.802001 del
>>802000
>What’s the point of a job when I can coast on the dole?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.802002 del
>>802000
>Would I just feel nothing after getting the qualification
>back and read some more individuation books.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.802003 del
>>802002
Yes those are the words I posted. What are you trying to imply here?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.802004 del
>>802000
>individuation
false narrative. You are just a piece of shit like everyone else.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.802005 del
>>802003
Should I just spend time educating myself and reading about shit.. will that grant me satisfaction?
Hmm, I'll just read a book.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.802006 del
Morning neets, had a weird but good dream that I was a homeless bum fighting evil witches through a series of bad home of flats. Somehow I acquired a stick with a holy symbol on it that could scare the witches and break the spell of anyone under their enchantment.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.802007 del
>>802005
You need an inspirational cnile


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.802008 del
>>802006
Thats the thing, NEET. How sure are you that those evil witches are the enemy? Maybe (You) are the bad guy here.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.802009 del
>>802004
Some people would do their job for free if they didn’t have to worry about survival. I’m wondering how they get that motivation. Then I was thinking is it even worth the effort when we can just abuse alcohol.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.802011 del
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>>802008
They threw the girl who was my love interest out of a 10th story window. Obviously they had to pay.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.802012 del
>>802006
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.802013 del
>>802009
I guess some people are more of a piece of shit than others.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.802014 del
>>802008
Pic related


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.802015 del
>>802005
What’s the alternative to trying to find ways to create meaning other than studying? You say this like it’s a waste of time.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.802016 del
>>802015
If you have read anything in prep, you're probably one up on most people but reading ain't doing and action is better than inactivity, so doing something is better than education, even if you don't know what you're doing.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.802017 del
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Good morning NEETs, nearly finished him.
Just got to do the last purple highlight and a bit of cleaning up.
Very happy with how he's turned out.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.802018 del
>>801996
She wanted to give me the money for them.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.802019 del
>>801991
So 10k will have to give 8 percent of his tomatoes to the boongs, thats very nice of him.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.802020 del
Is iga in love with 10k now?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.802021 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.802023 del
>>802017
He does look good.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.802024 del
>>802021
Say it isn't so.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.802025 del
>>802021
Poo eating became mainstream.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.802026 del
Olive will post today. For sure.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.802027 del
>>802026
trust the plan


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.802028 del
garn have nachos for breakfast, fortified with chopped up sausages


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.802029 del
>>802000
You're overthinking it, just study a bludge tafe course then refuse to sit your final exam.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.802030 del
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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.802031 del
>>802006
You've had a vision


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NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.802033 del
>>802028
No, have the nachos normally and make hueros rancheros with the sausages.
Slice the sausages diagonally and fry them, cook them in salsa/ tomato, poach an egg in the tomato sauce. Mexican cowboy onepan breakfast


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.802034 del
>>802017
Good morning NEET.

The army is looking good.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.802035 del
>>802023
>>802034
Thanks NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.802036 del
Might play a bit of hitman, just feels right.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.802037 del
>>802017
Well done NEET


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.802038 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.802039 del
>>802038
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.802040 del
How do I split a mp3 into small parts. My DAP cant handle 33 hour audio books.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.802041 del
>>802038
Morning NEET.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.802043 del
>>802040
Audacity


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.802044 del
>>802043
I think I got it working with mp3directcut. Now I will play it in my sleep and become smart.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.802045 del
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Whats the movie tonight, Fellow normies?


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.802046 del
>>802045
HP 95 is on late.


NEET 01/12/2024 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.802047 del
>>802046
Harry Potter and the Kidney Transplant of Horror.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.802049 del
>>802048
Hello beautiful 😍😍.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.802050 del
>>802048
Good Morning iGAY


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.802051 del
Might do a really big poo soon.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.802053 del
>>802050
No. IGA does not have 11 megabytes of bandwidth.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.802054 del
If Motherbat ran for Prime Minister I would vote for her.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.802055 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.802056 del
Having risky ideas again.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.802057 del
>>802036
Can I put a hit out on myself?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.802058 del
>>802055
NEET commune story.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.802059 del
>>802057
You can always whack yourself.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.802061 del
Got a hot chook for Sweetie.
Collected her.
Had a pepper pie and a choggy milk.
Going to have a stdout shortly.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.802062 del
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Might take a walk on the beach later.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.802063 del
>>802061
Noice, give her a pat from me.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.802064 del
>>802061
Was Sweetie happy to see you?
Give her the breast meat I want the oysters myself.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.802065 del
>>802063
Done.

>>802064
Yes, she seems to be quite happy.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.802066 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.802067 del
Had a custard lattice thing I forgot about that we got at Baker's Delight at 7am


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.802068 del
>>802066
I like both those Pepes


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.802069 del
I heard Big Fella spilled cup of tea in the server


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.802070 del
>>802061
Movie.
Tonight.
What is it?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.802071 del
>>802070
That one about grumpy cowboys


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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.802075 del
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>>802071
THis one?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.802076 del
Have Motherbat doing the three (3) garbage bags of dirty washing I brought down with us.


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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.802078 del
>>802077
Oh
its pretty kino.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.802079 del
>>802076
She must be busy.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.802080 del
>>802079
I fetched her a pasty when I got my pie, so she has nothing to complain about.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.802081 del
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>just started on my morning todo stuff
>look at the clock and it's already 1 o'clock


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.802082 del
>>802079
She also caved in and turned down my bed and plugged in the lamp.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.802083 del
>>802069
He forgot to top up the paprika.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.802084 del
>>802081
Turn the clock back 3 hours.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.802085 del
>>802084
Smart.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.802086 del
>>802085
Got my degree in Boongology from the University of Wizzy


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.802087 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.802088 del
>>802082
She's a good 'bat.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.802089 del
Doing a poo. Going to have to time the flush for when the washing machine isn’t dumping water.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.802090 del
Precarious pooing escapades.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.802091 del
>When you ask him not to poo in the washing machine and he does it anyway.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.802092 del
Youtube runs smoother in Firefox but AdBlock doesn't BlockAd. What do?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.802094 del
>>802092
Use ublock for a start


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.802095 del
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Was just about to post the pic
>>802093


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.802096 del
>>802094
ublock origin


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.802097 del
nuro's lancia once out drag raced a cybertruck while the lancia was towing another cybertruck


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.802098 del
>>802092
Hit it with a small stick


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.802099 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.802100 del
>tfw can't be bothe


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.802101 del
>>802100
iktf bro


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.802102 del
>>802097
Based.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.802103 del
anixety running high today, need many therapeutic wanks to counter the physical anxiety


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.802104 del
>>802093
>>802095
Hiding where you least expect.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.802105 del
If a snake poked its head out of my fridge, I would probably just get the poultry shears and cut its head off.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.802106 del
>>802105
>t. SnippetySnipNEET


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.802107 del
Fuggen clothesline snapped and I had to rig up some more in a hurry.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.802108 del
>>802107
I bet that NEET mistook it for a snake.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.802109 del
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If elected to power, How would Motherbat address the J.Q.?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.802111 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.802112 del
>>802111
He's a dead-set moron if he's firing into a metal box at that distance. He's a moron anyway, based on the YouTubes I have seen o him.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.802113 del
>>802096
>>802094
Still getting ads.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.802114 del
>>802113
Did you restart your browser? Grant the plugin permission to run in incognito windows?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.802115 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.802117 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.802118 del
Watching Hook (1991), one of Spielberg's best!


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.802119 del
I am young femboy 19 and in heat, looking for big or small C pics, my username is @BetsC on kik. Spam me with pics pleaseeeee


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.802120 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X6BRDC6MA7Q [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.802121 del
We need a flag that represents Victoria


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.802122 del
>>802112
Probably using blanks


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.802123 del
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All of you NEETs need to get down to one of my fine establishments and purchase some sipping whisky for tonights entertainment.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.802124 del
>>802122
There is no BFA fitted on that rifle.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.802125 del
>>802123
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.802126 del
>>802123
I believe Motherbat has a bottle of Ballantine's stashed somewhere. I think I left a single malt with a bit in it here too.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.802127 del
>>802124
Possum told me I had a BFA once.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.802128 del
>>802127
Big Fat Arse?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.802129 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.802130 del
>>802126
She does. An unopened Ballantines blend and my Talisker Storm.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.802131 del
>>802126
If you know about one she's probably got three more.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.802132 del
>>802129
Fine I meant Fine


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.802133 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.802134 del
>>802131
Nah, she believes medicine instructions 100%. If they say no alcohol she won't touch a drop.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.802135 del
Beautiful Flexible Anus


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.802136 del
>>802134
I read that during prohibition doctors could prescribe whisky for stress.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.802138 del
>>802136
Correct.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.802139 del
>>802138
Be good if you could claim single malt on medicare.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.802141 del
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>>802137
>These fast food joints attract the flotsam of society, particularly late at night

>tfw flotsam


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.802142 del
>>802141
It's alright, NEET. We'll eat at another KFC that isn't stuck up.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.802143 del
>>802137
Its the same part of Sydney that will only ever use buses for public transport because they don't want any of the undesirables to visit.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.802144 del
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>>801995
>slept on top of the bedspread

Be careful what lies beneath.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.802145 del
>>802142
I want my potato and gravy in a gold dish


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.802146 del
>>802145
We can spray paint your plastic tub with the the leftover gold paint we stole from Bunnings and huffed.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.802147 del
>>802146
Fancy NEETs.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.802148 del
boobs


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.802149 del
I am starting to get worried about the 2024 to-do list


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.802150 del
>>802149
wagon next year?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.802151 del
>>802149
The year is basically 1/24 over at this point


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.802152 del
We need Fat Camp.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.802153 del
He says, eating a slice of bread and butter before dinner.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.802155 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-13/identifying-people-online-community-groups-legal-risk/103310968
Police/lawyer/magistrate faggots kvetch when people start reporting minority crime online.
What did they think was going to happen when they failed to do their jobs?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.802156 del
Rufio died


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.802157 del
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>>802152
We need a Fat Champ


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.802158 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.802159 del
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I'm not sure about your latest advertising campaign, Cruisey...


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.802160 del
>>802159
The muslim mong market is hard to break into.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.802161 del
>>802160
A real cutthroat industry


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.802162 del
>>802161
sensiblechortles.jpg


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.802163 del
Twelve bucks for three little pieces of sushie


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.802164 del
>>802163
Good visit?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.802165 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.802166 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.802167 del
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ŶEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH BOI !


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.802168 del
>>802167
Good afternoon little fat boy


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.802169 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.802170 del
>>802167
Based.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.802171 del
>>802169
Doesn't really work


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.802172 del
>>802164
The young QT who served me was very personable.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.802173 del
Lemon curd cheesecake for pudding


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.802174 del
>>802171
Same pixel dimensions as the ausflag but somehow appears smaller.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.802175 del
>>802167
You should be having a fish.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.802176 del
>>802159
Under isil, you could charge a silver dinah a day.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.802177 del
>>802175
And a chip.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.802178 del
Detergent Jones leaned back into the corner and surreptitiously rubbed his ringhole on the wainscotting.
That was the last time he would buy haemorrhoid cream from Dodgy Abdul the mad Greek.
The very last time.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.802179 del
Sergio Leone's The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966) will be on in 1 hour neets. Clint Eastwood and Elli Wallach scam their way across the wild west as they search for a massive hoard of confederate treasure. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.802180 del
>>802175
No. I am getting high instead.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.802181 del
>>802179
>that time Cruisey "forgot" the garlic bread


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.802183 del
>>802153
Sack of molten lard in a gorilla suit


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.802184 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.802185 del
>>802167
Whats for tea, Nuro?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.802186 del
>>802179
Is this the one with Arch Stanton?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.802187 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.802188 del
>>802180
Yyyyyeeeeahhh booooi iiii


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.802189 del
>>802181
It wasn't pointed at my head.
Possum is a Mexican thoufh


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.802190 del
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Mexican Possums look strange.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.802191 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.802192 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.802193 del
STOP

Dinner time


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.802194 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.802195 del
>>802192
That's not the tennis.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.802196 del
>>802195
He might be thinking of Ana in her new moofie.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.802197 del
I hate summer.
We need to apply for a huge NDIS grant to study the effect of cold weather on mongs and all move tho the Antarctic.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.802198 del
>>802197
And the pies will still be more edible than those from Qld.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.802199 del
>>802198
Based.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.802200 del
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>>802196
is ana hitting the wall? She's in here 30s


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.802201 del
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Ready.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.802202 del
Two (2) sausage rolls and an iced coffee ready for the movie.
Might have a choof first.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.802203 del
>>802200
You shut up about Ana


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.802204 del
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>>802201
As am I.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.802205 del
>>802204
Looking good partner.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.802206 del
Clint Eastwood fingered my mum in a nightclub once.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.802207 del
>>802206
you lucky bastard


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.802208 del
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Get in here neets, we're going back to the time when men were men and movies were real fucking movies: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.802209 del
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BLESSSED IS THE BASED ONE


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.802210 del
>>802209
Based.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.802211 del
>tfw no bmw eeb shoes


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.802212 del
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Imissfather approved the olive flag within hours, perhaps minutes of the request. Because he loves the unexpected*.

*tranny cock


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.802213 del
>>802212
I made that banner lol


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.802214 del
Going to teh market tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_H26TAv5s_A


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.802215 del
They've brought out Wizzy again for the final night of SA tennis A. The umpire gets a bottle of SA's finest plonk.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.802216 del
>>802215
>The umpire gets a bottle of SA's finest plonk.
which is?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.802217 del
Don't think I'll ever recover emotionally from what I saw on TV earlier.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.802218 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.802219 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gPoiv0sZ4s4 [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.802220 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_tPE3o5NWk [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.802221 del
>>802212
You forgot the Downs part.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.802222 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.802223 del
>>802209
Cringe.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.802224 del
>>802222
Thanks Dan


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.802225 del
She will post ten videos tomorrow to keep her new years resolution.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.802226 del
>>802222
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.802227 del
>>802225
The lesbian sex will be SO HOT!


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.802228 del
>>802119
Oh-kay?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.802229 del
Haven't had a drink this year.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.802230 del
>>802229
You must be dehydrated.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.802231 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.802232 del
>evades the wall


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.802233 del
>>802230
He should have a glass of water.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.802234 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.802235 del
>>802233
A big one.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.802236 del
I love the ignore feature in Womboflix.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.802237 del
Put myself to bed


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.802238 del
>>802237
Well bed'd


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.802239 del
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>>802237
Goodnight.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.802240 del
This dyke might just win after a semi-final walkover.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.802241 del
>>802236
Who was there?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.802242 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GBEgoaLZzXM [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.802243 del
Going to fry up some beef mince and onion.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.802244 del
Chicken thighs on top deli hash browns. Top chicken with tinned pineapple, foreign bacon and sliced red chilli.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.802245 del
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One more sleep


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.802246 del
The italians can sure make a movie when they want to.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.802247 del
>>802244
Sounds like you're in flavourtown.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.802248 del
back on the youtube history videos


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.802249 del
>>802248
Sounds like history is repeating.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.802250 del
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Have a blessed Sunday NEET Bros!


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.802251 del
8 inches


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.802252 del
Can't sleep. Woe.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.802253 del
>>802252
Same here. I had to get up.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.802254 del
>>802253
>>802252
I woke up shivering cold.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.802255 del
When the moon is full and bright I walk the streets naked so people can clearly see my naked body and then I disappear into the bushes.
On a busy Saturday night the police don't have time to attend a flasher fallout.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.802256 del
>>802255
callout


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.802257 del
>>802250
Thanks o7


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.802258 del
>>802246
I would like to see watch to compare though
https://movieweb.com/is-yojimbo-a-western/


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.802259 del
>>802258
It's an eastern.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.802260 del
>>802250
Thanks. Tomorrow New Year basho starts, so hopefully will be a great Sunday.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.802261 del
mording


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.802262 del
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QUEENSLAND IS FAGGIT


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.802263 del
morning bros, didn't quite get enough sleep, starting the day woe'd


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.802264 del
snosages and chiggen paddy and toast and mondster for breakkaie
everything a growing boy needs for a day of nordiness


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.802265 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.802266 del
>>802261
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.802267 del
>>802263
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.802268 del
>>802264
You're living the best life a neet could aspire to.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.802269 del
I'm having the same thing for breakfast as every day - 2 sausages, 2 eggs, a slice of low carb bread fried, all with worschetshire sauce and mustard.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.802270 del
>Incels need more mental health help Swansea University report
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67770178


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.802271 del
Food please


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.802272 del
>>802263
A common woe


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.802273 del
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NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.802274 del
Took Sweaty for a walk. Having a cup of tea. Going to coffee & cars and teh market a little later.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.802275 del
>>802260
>New Year basho starts
What is this?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.802276 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.802277 del
>>801797
But he could use it as a signal mirror.

>>802275
Sumo. >>>/kc/51514


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.802278 del
>>802274
Sounds like a wonderful day.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.802279 del
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On my walk I saw somebody was growing puckins or squash or something in they front yard


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.802280 del
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>>802277
>But he could use it as a signal mirror.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.802281 del
Australia becomes boss of Denmark later tonight.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.802282 del
>>802279
Looks like a jap that was fucked by cross pollination


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.802283 del
Got invited to another spooky discord.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.802284 del
>>802282
does look a bit like jap/kent puckin


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.802285 del
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Food


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.802286 del
>>802282
A hapa


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.802288 del
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Busy day with podcasts to download and electronics to stuff around with. Not sure I'm gonna get much time to watch much streaming. Why cant life be simpler, Neets?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.802289 del
>>802287
It has been falling out of me this morning.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.802290 del
This may be cats last week on earth. Prolonging this isn't helping anyone, cat is severely woed all the time.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.802291 del
Thinking of having a second white monster, even though I know it won't help


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.802292 del
Good Morning NEETs

Slept well. Just heated a sausage egg and bacon roll from bakery I got yesterday. Covered it in green Guzman sauce. Omg flavourtown. Big mug of ice break.

WINNING


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.802293 del
>>802269
Good breaky


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.802294 del
>>802264
What kind of chiggun paddy?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.802295 del
>>802276
Hmmmmmm.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.802296 del


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.802297 del
>>802290
Good luck mate. When it comes to the time, you have to do it. Cat has lived it's life. I'm sorry, hope you handle it okay.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.802298 del
>>802294
Olga's.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.802299 del
Had a waddle through the market and cars & cobbee.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.802300 del
Having another mondster


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.802301 del
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>>802300
chad alpha neet move


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.802302 del
>>802299
With stinky?


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.802303 del
>>802302
That is no way to talk about Motherbat.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.802304 del
>>802300
You should look up slabs of them.
I think you can get 24 packs for less than $50
I've only seen white and I think mango loco.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.802305 del
>>802304
I need to ween myself off of them altogether.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.802306 del
>>802305
These at home will make it pointless to buy any from woollies.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.802307 del
>>802305
that's what I said at the start of the year, still on them


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.802308 del
I haven't had a tug this year, don't think I've had a poke either.
I'm a beacon of purity and abstinence.


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.802309 del
>>802290
poor cat


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.802310 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cvNp3_yD3uo [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.802311 del
Might waste the morning playing hitman, just feels right


NEET 01/13/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.802312 del
>>802308
Well done.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.802313 del
You know I think I love you guys. Time spent on here has been worth it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.802314 del
>>802281
Supreme Motherbat


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.802315 del
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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.802316 del
>>802313
Don't think it, know it.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.802317 del
A week tomorrow since Monk brownsnaked Weber really badly.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.802318 del
>>802292
Based.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.802319 del
>>802285
How bout an omelette with ham and cheese?


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.802320 del
>>802290
Sounds like you're making the right choice. Cat might be in a bad state now but it could get much worse and that becomes harder to see. Enjoy your time together the best you can and take a few nice photographs or videos of cat.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.802321 del
>>802262
Just because we fuck all other states in teh arse doesn't mean we're gay. (You) are the gays for taking it up the clacker.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.802322 del
>>802264
Stop drinking that jewish poison!

>>802269
Now that sounds good.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.802323 del


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.802324 del
Can't be buggered with the tug.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.802325 del
>>802290
give it catnip every day


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.802326 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.802327 del
>Canada, facing housing shortage, to consider cap on international students
>https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canada-facing-housing-shortage-consider-cap-international-students-minister-2024-01-13/
Australia of course will never be allowed to do the same


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.802328 del
>>802287
Because he has nowhere else to sleep.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.802329 del
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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.802330 del
cooper bedy


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.802331 del
Got jewed on some half yoghurt, paid full price. Fucking spewing.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.802332 del
>>802331
you are a fool


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.802333 del
/ausneets/ world tour 2025


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.802334 del
>>802326
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.802335 del
>>802331
>half yoghurt
Half priced I mean. The slip said 1/2 price but then it went through at full price and I didn't want to cause a fuss at the checkout.
>>802332
Fuck off you nigger.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.802336 del
>>802328
Remarkably well bantered.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.802337 del
>>802279
Looks like they know a thing or two about gardening.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.802338 del
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Need more action from the back section


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.802339 del
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NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.802340 del
>>802336
Pitifully and baitfuly bantered.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.802341 del
Pretty sure a junkie followed me around woolies. Think it was an ex mate. Hard to tell, 5 years of meff makes them look different.
Hid in the fresh produce because they dont know what any of that is.
Hope he's not outside waiting to see what car I get in.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.802342 del
Alex had such a great rant today I had to make a cut.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.802343 del
>>802330
Get out.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.802344 del
>>802327
We'll take the ones who can't get into Canada.


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.802345 del
>>802329
She looks good for 66


NEET 01/14/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.802346 del