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NEET General #785 Here Forevor Edition NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No. 799470

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.799471 del
Hoping a better thread shows up

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.799472 del
Victoria stabbings best stabbings

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.799473 del
Alright, I'll play some videos on womboflix while we wait for that neet to decide.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.799474 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.799475 del
Might make a quick feed then I'll be there

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.799476 del
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In this thread we discuss the return of the anonymous Neet.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.799477 del
You hope in vain. Remember, you're here forever.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.799478 del
need womboflix link pls

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.799480 del
Sperg finally had enough

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.799481 del
3 match points!

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.799482 del
You better stick to it.

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.799484 del
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I am ready

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.799488 del
Just a constant drizzle here today.
Weather forecasts aren't real, obviously

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.799489 del
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Get in here neets, we're all getting on the gym wagon. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.799490 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.799491 del
"Come with me if you want to shit"

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.799492 del
>Muh welcome to country

Just play Yothu Yindi's Treaty and get on with it ffs.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.799493 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.799494 del
Are we actually welcome? Seems indigenous people do nothing but tell us to leave.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.799495 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.799496 del
Not one Polish man to save the day. You guys have to import more Eastern Euros.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.799497 del
No themes. Just an old.
I think that obeys rules.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.799498 del
Voice chat later?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.799500 del
I'm too dumb to work out how to do it

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.799501 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.799502 del
Resin is making me really bent.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.799503 del
I might blame 10k for something later.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.799504 del
You're a bender.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.799505 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.799506 del
It's what you need!

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.799507 del
How did the loaf turn out?
Where are the photos?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.799508 del
Its very easy
We voice chat after movie

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.799509 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.799510 del
Wanna see the to-do list for 2024

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.799511 del
How often does Nuro pump up his air bed?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.799512 del
I already wanked some poo for new year's day so I wouldn't have to worry about wanking it on new years eve.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.799513 del
NEET gym commune 2024

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.799514 del
Isn't it meant to be green?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.799515 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.799516 del
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Didn't achieve much today, but tomorrow is another day.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.799517 del
I'm starting to hate you

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.799518 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.799519 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.799520 del
going to couchbed

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.799521 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.799522 del
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While watching pumping iron I managed to do some hammer curls, followed by some grip strength

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.799523 del
Sounds so-able.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.799524 del
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Use your aggressive feelings NEET,Let the hate flow through you

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.799525 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.799526 del
I might do some reverse curls while youtubein

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.799527 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.799528 del
Good night.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.799529 del
I kept wondering when arnie was gonna pick up the little italian and use him in some dwarf tossing.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.799530 del
I was hoping they would show some pics of Arnies mexican mistress.
His son from her looks very white and based which gives me confidence with my own latina exploits

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.799531 del
Nighty night.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.799532 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.799533 del
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The entire metzisto race who dominate most of latin america are the product of spaniards and native americans rape babies. And the spaniards were mainly descended from goths - germanic barbarians who invaded spain when the roman empire fell.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.799534 del
The Spaniards got rooted by muslims for quite a while too though.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.799535 del
Those are later events.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.799536 del
Good night Pidge. I would not mind getting a bit of poop on my puff. xx

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.799537 del
Gonna get a pizza

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.799538 del
No, they are not. Race in Latin America is complicated. There are obviously many Latinos but also many blacks, negritos, afro-Colombians, etc. It has been a state policy of many Latin countries to encourage white washing race mixing. Infact, Latin America is a lot more pro-White than many white nationalists would like to believe.
Its our duty to go and breed with big booty latina chcias and paint the continent white

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.799539 del
I might have to uber to GLs

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.799540 del
the spaniards have been at it for centuries and the whole continent is still majority non-white

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.799541 del
Get me a garlic bread please. And Hawaiian pizza. And a 2L coke. And a frozen vienneta.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.799542 del
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You are a man of wealth and taste.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.799543 del
Me and Possum Helmund province 2003

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.799544 del
>unsubscribing from time wasting youtube channels

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.799545 del
The cops take away your license?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.799546 del
I remember the Monk interlocker arc. And then later he denied he ever had one.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.799547 del
a complex relationship with the truth is a signature of many neets on here

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.799548 del
I'm very impressed.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.799549 del
The truth is a vile whore and deserves all she gets.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.799550 del
That is a nice loaf.
Have you ate a bit yet?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.799551 del
impressive girth

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.799552 del
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They didn't have any of that and this was the last pizza they made for the night

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.799553 del
I'll arm wrestle you for it.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.799554 del
looks like a whole pepporoni sasuage

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.799555 del
Very nice neets.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.799556 del
I still hurt in strange places from Friday. Neet lift squad

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.799557 del
Well baked

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.799559 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.799560 del
Had a big bite. It's good but I think a better flour and yeast would be better.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.799561 del
Pepperoni overload

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.799562 del
They'll get better with each one.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.799563 del
>t would be better.
It's always better with more butter.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.799564 del
Fresh baked bread and butter is a joy

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.799565 del
Your arse is a joy, with or without butter.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.799566 del
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Do you have a slicer guide, I just use a cheap plastic one, makes slicing easier.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.799567 del
Very nice. 👍

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.799568 del
I squashed it down and then cut it

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.799569 del
My exact body type.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.799570 del
You should not do that.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.799571 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.799572 del
Cat just pissed on the carpet, cat is too old to pee outside now. Worse cat is suddenly oblivious to its surroundings. Vet on Monday.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.799573 del
Poor cat.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.799574 del
Poor cat

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.799575 del
You can make fat or skinny bread?

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.799577 del
>And then later he denied he ever had one.
No I didn't. You are a cunt for slandering my name.

Kill cat.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.799578 del
Do not kill cat.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.799579 del
Hope cat is okay

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.799580 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.799581 del
Just don't tell Mum I'm going to Bakhmut

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.799582 del
I'm banned from the zoo

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.799583 del
Garn a Thai tug tomorrow

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.799584 del
The animals needed to be wanked.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.799585 del
Good luck. Be confident in asking for what you want.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.799586 del
Some day a real rain will come and wash all these scum off the streets

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.799587 del
All my life needed was a sense of some place to go

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.799588 del
Cat has destroyed a irreplaceable document by shitting on it, and no sooner had I cleaned up the piss cat comes inside from outside and pisses in the exact same spot. I didn't even drink the chocky milk I made to cheer myself up.

I just don't know anymore neets

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.799589 del
I want to feel sorry for you but its hard

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.799590 del
Наверно к дому зима дорожки все замела.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.799591 del
I understand, it's hard to feel sorry for cat either.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.799592 del
It is time for cat to be put to sleep.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.799593 del
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Mercury hards, red rock delis, and some winfield optimums have been acquired

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.799594 del
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.799595 del
I'm hoping antibiotics will help, I should have taken cat in a month ago.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.799596 del
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Have a blessed day and start of your week, NEET Bros.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.799597 del
Still thinking about a kitkat.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.799598 del
How is Coles chicken breast? Is it filled up with water?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.799599 del
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.799600 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.799601 del
Thank you m8. Another good Pepe.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.799602 del
He's right.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.799603 del
That poor rhino was standing in the hot sun with a huge erection just waiting for someone to wank him.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.799604 del
You need to confine the cat to a laundry or something because if it's sick they tend to shit and piss wherever they want.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.799605 del
Just gave my coke make a mouthful.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.799606 del
Not in Kansas anymore

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.799607 del
woke up an hour too early

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.799608 del
not getting back to sleep, woe

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.799609 del
feel ded, completely dedded by the heat and lack of sleep

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.799612 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.799613 del
>as is the publication of symbols online.
Oh boy here we go

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.799615 del
no more nazi frogs

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.799616 del
Cum guzzling fags.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.799617 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.799618 del
See how delicately he's grasping them?
That's just for the camera.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.799619 del
Bad feeling neet

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.799620 del
"Grip it and rip it"
t. Possum

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.799621 del
Motherbat had a dream about going to the bank and having to show them a recipe to withdraw the ingredients so she could make it.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.799622 del
Its strange how utterly pedestrian the mind of the elderly becomes.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.799623 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.799624 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.799625 del
It's because they are sweet and innocent.

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.799627 del
no its because their minds cannot create new concepts.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.799628 del
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garn coles to get some white mondsers, it's the only way I'll be able to get anything done today

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.799629 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.799630 del
still cant get over that government cheese caverns.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.799631 del
Kek, Motherbat is awesome.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.799632 del
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Democracy on womboflix has been restored, and we will now start voting for movies again. Vote for an existing movie on the list, or nominate a new one to be added.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Sudden Death (1995)
Blood In Blood Out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day(2001)
Total Recall(1990)
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York
Dredd (2012)
american psycho
The untouchables
death of stalin
Cape Fear
Once Upon A Time In Holywood
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop
Ex MAchina
Back to the future (1985)
Sisu (2022)
Spiderman across the spiderverse (2023)
Race for glory(2024)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.799633 del
8 inches

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.799634 del
The Good the Bad and the Ugly.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.799635 del
I watched that blood in blood out movie.
Horrible mexican trash movie that tried to be nigs in da hood but failed terribly.
The only redeeming quality is that there's multiple prison rape attempt scenes in the film but everything else is a bore.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.799636 del
Training day is good L.A. Kino
Even tho I seen it four times i think its a good event that the neets of culture will get someting from.

although there is lots of good movies on the list.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.799637 del
Teh Castle

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.799638 del
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>The only redeeming quality is that there's multiple prison rape attempt scenes in the film
Is that a vote for the movie or against it?

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.799640 del
You were not looking at the meta and production value. Plus the lead actor in a cholo flick was a white, which is kind of kekworthy

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.799641 del
That is a good film.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.799642 del
Food please

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.799643 del
That's latin america in a nutshell. Full of metzisos, neggers, half castes and amerindians, controlled by the descendants of conquistadors.

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.799645 del

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.799646 del
That's a long list.
Let's see.
I vote for The Quiet Earth(1985) for I've no idea what's that. There are others but why not this.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.799647 del
The rapes start almost immediately when the prison arc of the story starts. one of the characters pretends to be a fag to get close to rival gang leader but is almost raped because he won't put out.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.799648 del
I think that's the one where everybody dissapears except one bloke

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.799649 del
Are there any deleted rape scenes?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.799650 del
Yes they deleted a great big rape scene with an enormous arsehole and a ginormous penis.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.799651 del
Bless her. That a funny old bat.

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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.799654 del
I saw the whole dream in my head when I read it.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.799655 del
Is that a vote for the movie?
Is that a vote for the movie?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.799656 del
I dunno. I looked it up and I don't think I've seen that particular one.
But we can roll with this >>799637
If that's that Australian thingy.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.799657 del
Annie Hall.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.799658 del
The Castle is probably the best Aussie comedy ever made.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.799659 del
That is hard to watch. Nothing happens for the first 20 mins.
I know it's supposed to be like that.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.799660 del
This is true, I like the drawn out scenes but they may not be everyones cup of tea.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.799661 del
I was thinking of the quiet place, that was okay

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.799662 del
There is a scene in Once Upon a Time in the West where they just stare at each other for 12 minutes.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.799663 del
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I think it will appeal to introverted, isolated, schizoid neets.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.799664 del
I want to see Sisu

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.799665 del
Duck, You Sucker!
Once Upon a Time in the West/Sequel

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.799666 del
I can see that.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.799667 del
Might trim the side tree today there is a bit more space left in the bin.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.799668 del
I hate it when people fill their bins up with garden waste. Makes all the stuff underneath hard to get too.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.799669 del
It's Monday

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.799670 del
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still no action from the back section

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.799671 del
Fucken Afghani dog and his burka bushpig tried jumping the queue at the Telstra shop when I took Motherbat there.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.799672 del
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Why do you torture your mother with these awful outings of yours?

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.799673 del
She want to go there, not me.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.799674 del
I bought her a coffee at a cafe.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.799675 del
Visiting Sisterbot shortly. Going to clog her toilet.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.799676 del
I think she likes the heterogenous humanity when she goes shopping, I hope you didn't harrumph too loudly at this tableau of vibrant culture and ruin her experience.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.799677 del
No, she pines for the 1950s and 60s.
She was glad I pulled the terrorist up when he tried to jump the queue.
Off to Sisterbot's.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.799678 del
I wonder who will smell it first.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.799679 del
I admire how webby marks his territory. Very alpha.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.799680 del
He should just blame the children.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.799681 del
or sweetie

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.799682 del
Blaming sisterbot would be best.

NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.799683 del
still failing to turn my life around this morning. What are neets up to?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.799684 del
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Yes, yes I like the way you think.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.799685 del
Going to turn my life around.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.799686 del
Went to score but old mate hasn't picked any up. Hurumphed loudly. Can't be fucked going out again. Went to woollies and looked at bums.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.799687 del
Is that bums or buns?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.799688 del
Bums. I am now a bread making NEET so I felt silly in the bread section.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.799689 del
>My god Sis the stench in that dunny do you never clean your house?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.799690 del
Bills some form of med, he can solder anything.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.799691 del
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Now my lost parcel has made it to WA, 3 times apparently.
I'm hoping that means 3 depots but it did everything else twice.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.799692 del
Obtaining wings

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.799693 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.799694 del
Did anyone else get taught to make damper at school?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.799695 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.799696 del
you should start your own dictatorship movie night

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.799697 del
what kind of cars are those?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.799698 del
With blackjack and hookers.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.799699 del
Just replaced the oxygen sensor on the exhaust.
Spotted another one when I was under the car, I think i need to replace that one too fugg.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.799700 del
>a white
A mutt mix of Mexican, Italian, Irish and Native American.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.799701 del
nah fuck off he had blue eyes and white skin. If you want to know what race you are, look in the mirror.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.799702 del
How much oxygen sensing does it really need to do?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.799703 del
The BASED type.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.799704 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.799705 del
> 3 times
Perhaps it got crushed by a uld and got smashed up into 3 pieces.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.799706 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.799707 del
the one upstream of the cat measures the exhaust oxygen which feeds back into the carburettor. the one downstream of the cat makes sure my emissions are okay. So they are both important.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.799708 del
Do you have a car like those?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.799709 del
The cat should not be on the car.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.799710 del
Sorry, I mean the catalytic converter. Not a literal Cat. The catalytic converter chemically burns unburned fuel in the exhaust so it doesnt pollute the environment.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.799711 del
no wonder it's sick all the time

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.799712 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.799713 del
All good I was being a dick.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.799714 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.799715 del
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No thats okay, I was being lazy and using jargon.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.799716 del
Spiderman has changed a bit since I last read it.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.799717 del
Parmesan doesn't go with any of that.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.799718 del
If I had to eat a stack of roast vegetables I'd want some sort of cheese.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.799719 del
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Apparently a roast vegetable stack is like a giant burger but without the bits you want to eat.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.799720 del
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>"I'd rather eat tasty food and live a shorter life," Musk said in 2020 on "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast. Aside from the daily donut, Musk is known to enjoy sushi, steak, chocolate, coffee and caffeine-free Diet Coke. He is not a big fan of vegetables, opting instead for a diet centered around meat and potatoes
Thinking of getting on the Elon diet

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.799721 del
> eat a stack of roast vegetables

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.799722 del
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Trying to find out what sort of donuts he eats, I reckon if I can get on the same flavour donuts as elon, I should be able to increase my net worth by enough to pay the rent at least.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.799724 del
Not until you complete your chores, BOY.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.799725 del
Is he a satanist?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.799726 del
Worth watching? I've seen all of Sergio's Clint Eastwood films.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.799727 del
It is very long and has lots of slow scenes but if you like cowboy films I'd say yes.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.799728 del
Don't get ahead of yourself now, it's teh machine doing all the work.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.799729 del
I remember making something in home ec.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.799730 del
Italian scrap metal.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.799731 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.799732 del
stuck in a doom loop, can't do anything

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.799733 del
Your emissions are never okay.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.799734 del
Play some Doom.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.799735 del
It's the yeast and heat.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.799736 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.799737 del
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had a power nap

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.799738 del
Nah, just a wog.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.799739 del
Cj miles is my current wank wench.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.799740 del
He has an upside down cross ear ring

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.799741 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.799742 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.799743 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.799744 del
still can't do anything

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.799745 del
Any tips for job applications to make sure I don't accidentally get a job? I'm only doing it for cenno purposes.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.799746 del
That is an awful photo.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.799747 del
You're banned. Fuck off.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.799748 del
>Department: Chemistry
>Grade Mode: Standard Letter

Do boongs have their own physics and chemistry courses at university these days?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.799749 del
She's 80% plastic.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.799750 del
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Every picture of a boong scientist I could find was white except for this fella.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.799751 del
Going to the shops.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.799752 del
The einstein of boongs, he could calculate the number 4

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.799753 del
QT Russki takes the first set!

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.799754 del
The hottest since Kournikova. And that Natalia chick

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.799755 del
Send your grievances to the photographer.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.799756 del
Soak your resume in piss.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.799757 del
List wizzy as your reference.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.799758 del
Tell them you have social anxiety and panic attacks.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.799759 del
$7 for a pack of red rock deli chippies now. I'm officially a Kettle fan.
Also picked up some de Bortolli, which has somehow escaped the pressures of inflation.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.799760 del
ALDI Blackstone are best kettle style chips. $2.99 for big bag.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.799761 del
Bought a car. Having a stdout. Pidser for tea.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.799762 del
What car? Tell us all about it please.
Did you trade in the commie?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.799763 del
Feel a bit miffled he bought a car without consulting me.
I view myself as a rock upon whom all NEETs can rely.
Confer with me before making any big life decisions please.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.799764 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.799765 del
Should i do a poo?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.799766 del
A Kia Cerato GT sedan in Runway Red.
Traded the Commie in.
Doing the handover Thursday afternoon.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.799767 del
Even nuro consults with this neet for his most important speaker wiring decisions.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.799768 del
Red ones go faster.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.799769 del
>speaker wiring
We've been forgetting to bring this up when he posts turntable pictures.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.799770 del
That is a flash looking car.
You need to get a skank to pose on the bonnet and take pics for us.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.799771 del
I'll have Possum wax his bikini line and do a shoot next week.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.799772 del
Extremely Hot!

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.799773 del
If he had consulted you would you have approved?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.799774 del
"Miffled" isn't a word is it. I thought it was "miffed" though I haven't heard it in real life since I was a kid

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.799775 del
No it's real.
>Detergent Jones was slightly miffed that Jerry Jewboy had skipped buying a round again

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.799776 del
noun [miff-le-d]

1. Anger at a NEET for not consulting one on a large purchase or life altering decision.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.799777 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.799778 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.799779 del
How much did they offer you for the commie?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.799780 del
Read what the NEET wrote originally and his follow up post.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.799781 del
me am dumb

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.799782 del
$5k. I'm not complaining given it was only insured for $5.5k and the transmission is fucked (they didn;t notice)

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.799783 del
Oh he said miffled, like mislead. My mistake. Faggot

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.799784 del
I miffed the joke.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.799785 del
Will you take the new car on a hoon?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.799786 del
Motherbat's opinion is the only one that matters.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.799787 del
At some point I'll have a spirited drive, but I won't push it too hard.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.799788 del
Me and webbie doing doughies in the dans carpark

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.799789 del
Next year at summernats.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.799790 del
The sheila from Tron and Caddyshack dieded

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.799791 del
Don't care

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.799792 del
She's also a six foot six negroid male basketball player.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.799793 del
That doesn't sound very sexy.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.799794 del
bit rude

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.799795 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.799796 del
Didn't poo at Sisterbots or the the car dealer. Pooed just now. Didn't flush. Arse hurting.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.799797 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uho176IT6RA [Embed]

White pussies get mogged by fat island niggers. The absolute state of this country

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.799798 del
Big poo queue

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.799799 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyIuEIlW_As [Embed]

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.799800 del
Pidser shop is shut on Monday nights :(
Chinkies instead

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.799801 del
Bag of prawn crackers please.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.799802 del
Fatherbot used to call that esky foam.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.799803 del
Very nice.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.799804 del
You should cook your own food, you disgusting fat nigger loving faggot

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.799805 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.799806 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.799807 del
Weber literally wears his gay larp ring and then gives his money to shitskins, voluntarily

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.799808 del
He wasn't a scientist. I bet Weber could tell us his story without looking it up.
I think he was a botanist.
Heh. Abotanist.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.799809 del
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I'm sick of all the rules I have to remember when I go outside

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.799810 del
You have better taste than that.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.799811 del
Oh. Congrats. I thought looking was just for fun.
You happy with it?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.799812 del
Did you get a decent price for the commie?
That might be a collector's item in the future.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.799813 del
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Made a big Eggy pie with onions and veggies and a ton of shredded cheese. Gonna freeze most of it and reheat a big bit with some corn and barley for tea.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.799814 del
Singapore is the most based Asian country, actually

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.799815 del
He'll wear you like a ring.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.799816 del
It's an airport.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.799817 del
Will look alright when it's done. Currently looks like NK's homunculus cum pile.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.799818 del
he is an alpha neet, so far beyond ordinary neets that normal rules do not apply to him

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.799819 del
Archie enjoyed Sing.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.799820 del
Lol apparently you need to buy some kind of membership to use voice chat in TF2
Based and racist

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.799821 del
They weren't open and their phone is disconnected, so that's what we're doing you retarded cunt.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.799822 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.799823 del
Good btw you are obese

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.799824 del
I can diet, you will always be a useless cunt.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.799825 del
If you could diet, you would have done it already.
You're a slave to your desires. CRINGE! NIGGER MORALITY!

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.799826 del
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How is the GT putting out more power and torque when the engine is smaller than the other models? Turboed?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.799827 del
Cat has shat on the floor again. Not even in a corner, just directly into the carpet.
Cat has virtually no idea what's going on anymore and walks around aimlessly howling, unaware of where I am, it's food is, or where in the flat it is.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.799828 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.799829 del
Poor kot.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.799830 del
We should watch Saltburn first.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.799831 del
Webby's new car purchase has caused the brown snake to strike out in a fit of jealousy.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.799832 del
That's pornographic. Not suitable NEET family entertainment.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.799833 del
It's a true horror moofie. I don't think there is a single open sex scene in it. More drug use but that would phase some here.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.799834 del
So the interview was...

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.799835 del
A non-event and he's pretending to be IGA with his attacks on Weber.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.799836 del
Not good, I think it may be time to start saying your goodbyes.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.799837 del
IGA loves Webster.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.799838 del
He's scientist adjacent anyway.
This is exactly what happened.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.799839 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.799840 del
Should've picked WHITE to match teh Corvette though.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.799841 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hAx6mYeC6pY [Embed]

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.799842 del
Another day, another "everyone is IGA" poo post

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.799843 del
This is not clever at all you are completely obcious to everyone here.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.799844 del
Voice chat?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.799846 del
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I dont think you know what a homonculus is, its a sensory anatomy thing. I think you just threw that word in because it sounds impressive.
Gonna have to fail you for that one.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.799847 del
Going to build a cardboard enclosure for cat with a stapler. Hopefully putting the food, kitty litter box and cat house all in the same place will help cat.
I would not like to live this way, but it will have to do until a better option presents itself, I took custody of cat specifically so cat would not get put down.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.799848 del
There's something very attractive about a woman who enunciates the letter D

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.799849 del
Good on you NEET that's a hard situation.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.799850 del
He watched the episode of The Big Bang Theory where they refer to somebody as a homonculus, saying it is a "perfectly formed miniature".

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.799851 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.799852 del
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Kill the cat, please. Pathetic.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.799853 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.799854 del
the right one should be brownoid

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.799855 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.799856 del
I have not missed seeing his references. Almost as bad as nicocado.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.799857 del
Jana tried to have sex with me earlier today but I sprayed her with pepper spray and ran away like Possum told me to.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.799858 del
If only we knew

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.799859 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.799860 del
The egg pie looks like the shit that came out of those eggs.
The Hungarian would know what I'm on about. It was an internet thing a decade ago.
He injected cum into eggs and incubated them.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.799861 del
You'll have to do it at some point
Good luck.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.799862 del
Note to self:
Do not eat eggs at NK's place

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.799864 del
No... no he knew what he said. He did that autistic thing where he implied implications.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.799865 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.799866 del
If Weber bought three (3) cars his head would explode.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.799867 del
Is that a Lions club rotundra?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.799868 del
>when it's done
I don't think you know what melted cheese looks like.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.799869 del
Looks like uncooked eggs and old cum.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.799870 del
fondue bukkake

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.799874 del
I wish I wasn't banned from the casino

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.799875 del
That's tonight's shelter.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.799876 del
>I'm ND
Gas chamber

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.799879 del
Maybe weber should go and live in Darwin? Thats where people with similar impulsivity seem to live

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.799880 del
Extremely low quality posts.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.799881 del
You need to find some organised crime types who are willing to lend you money so you can gamble your way out of poverty at illegal poker games. It's the only way.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.799882 del
Ate too much. Stuffed full of chiggen.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.799883 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.799884 del
You'd probably need to be in with the chinks or something.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.799885 del
I can no longer make it through the day without having a nap.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.799886 del
Yeah but all the brownsnake ones are fine, right?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.799887 del
Sí, los españoles no son blancos.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.799888 del
None of them were directed at me though.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.799889 del
The brownsnake, like the jew, will hiss when spotted.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.799890 del
I want to punch IGA in the head for saying that I heard the term homunculus from the Big Bang show. I could think something up about how he must watch it to know that but I won't steep so low and will just continue name-calling. Faggot.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.799891 del
Shut up, Sheldon.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.799892 del
Its funny how NEETs are all 'everyone is IGA' and 'everyone against mainstream established NEETisms is a brown snake' or similar conundrums.
Maybe you're just fucking gay. And fat. And ugly. Fucking retards really do be shitting up this board

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.799893 del
I think we have nearly broken it

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.799894 del
As your mate, Nuro, says: If you work hard, you can afford nice things.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.799895 del
>really do be shitting up this board
ayo bix nood muh fugga
You are a homosexual congoid

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.799896 del
Shut up IGA.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.799897 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.799898 del
Rub your tummy.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.799899 del
Da Biscuits on telly

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.799900 del
I might burst.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.799901 del
Big wank?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.799902 del
I could go a big chiggen feed.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.799903 del
Falling asleep.

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.799905 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.799906 del
Can you get me a quarter chook and chips, a roast chook and gravy roll X 2, three corn cobs, two pineapple fritters, a pack of their popcorn chicken things and a tub of gravy, and a cheesecake, and a 1.25 solo.. That's if you're garn rooter.
KFC is doing $10 popcorn chicken buckets again as well.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.799907 del
My telly isn't big enough to see the bitch.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.799908 del
I also hate the way you cunts always talk about food, and obsess about it.
It's disgusting. Your diets are disgusting. You are all fat and putrid. Imagine the smell. From pizza to garlic bread its all pure hedonism and decay. Yuck. Fat camp for all of you.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.799909 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.799910 del
That's nice Tiffin.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.799911 del
You eat poo though

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.799912 del
There are no cones.
I should have gone and got some more.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.799913 del
I've inexplicably got a stiffy so I'm thinking of putting myself off to sleep with a wank.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.799914 del
The horrible things he is saying. I am going to need my smelling salts.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.799915 del
I will smoke one in your honour

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.799916 del
That was nuro though.

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.799918 del
I bathe in Oreo's and custard. Sometimes I make it rain hundreds and thousands then snort lines of castor sugar.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.799919 del
I already fainted onto my chaise-longue

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.799920 del
You need to stop waiting until the last minute to get more. Plan better please.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.799921 del
Will we ever see Tiffo pust swastikas on his shitty pastries ever again?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.799922 del
His mean tone does that to you too?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.799923 del
It's illegal now.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.799924 del
Tiffo's pastries are not shitty.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.799925 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.799926 del
I went for a drive this morning but he hadn't scored yet. I think I woke him up, it was about 9.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.799927 del
That sounds very nice.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.799928 del
That's why we call you sweetNEET

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.799929 del
Did he say he'd call?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.799930 del
This post really should be a banner.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.799931 del
I would enjoy forcing you into fat camp trucks. Every school and suburb should have one. A yearly event where all fat boys get taken away to fix them. The discipline their shitty single mothers couldn't instill.
Totally fatty fixing. Medicare costs plumet. Australian space program.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.799932 del
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How much do you weigh?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.799933 del
Now it's just getting boring again
That was a good new bit though well done

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.799934 del
This better not be fat Elvis era Monk making these hypocritical anti executive remarks.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.799935 del
he would never...the very thought of...I'm sure this must be the ripped chad neet who posted his arms a few weeks ago...

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.799936 del
I think it's Possum.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.799937 del
Possum is all about acceptance.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.799938 del
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Well that's it I'm off to fat camp, just as soon as I finish this pizza and garlic bread.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.799939 del
He does a very good job baking.
I have appreciated that he hasn't berated me about my bread making attempts.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.799940 del
I called him the other day. I didn't realise it was so early.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.799941 del
No but seriously, well done on the new car.
Ave Mallardus and long live the empire. I'm going to goon the night away now.
Death to MongoDB.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.799942 del
He loves you. 💞

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.799943 del
You may be in his black books if you woke him up twice.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.799944 del
Monk is back on the standards and bronze age pervert. I bet there's even some cocaine involved.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.799945 del
The country has more food than it knows what to do with.
Could probably fund a beef, veg and grain national diet with what we throw away.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.799946 del
Hes worth his weight in nickel.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.799947 del
I'll eat it.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.799948 del
Cruisey won't take us to see Miss Saigon

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.799949 del
>I would enjoy forcing you into fat camp trucks.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.799950 del
Surely not.
Maybe he's coming down from his pokies win meff binge.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.799951 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.799952 del
She charges too much.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.799953 del
I'm still waiting on that NEETs chiggen delivery. and to steal that other NEETs Kit Kat

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.799954 del
He keeps her as a secret.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.799955 del
It was monk.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.799956 del
Boardneet should ban him.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.799957 del
Monk also raped my dad and murdered my mum earlier today.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.799958 del
Like a fox.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.799959 del
Forgot to mention that, sorry

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.799960 del
The stage show, you deviants.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.799961 del
I'll wake him up tomorrow to get it.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.799962 del
Cruisey is married to a cong
Weber was chasing a subcon
Shire is married to a chink
Even shitey was fucking chinks!
Are there any white men left?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.799963 del
We all cum now.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.799964 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.799965 del
Bet he woke them up as well.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.799966 del
Dad slept through it

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.799967 del
Diversity is the spice of life and it hides the smell.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.799968 del
I thought Shitey got wanked off by a poojeeta?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.799969 del
I am watching 'Spanian' in Darwin. They talk a lot about crime and lifestyle and inequality etc. It's literally because abos have smaller brains and thus a lower IQ.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.799970 del
And kitty.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.799971 del
Wise words.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.799972 del
Imagine the things that turtle saw.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.799973 del
They guess the stats of the boongs in the long grass.
I'd like to know how much of the population is on the radar.
Lots probably only show up every couple of months to cash in and fuck off again.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.799974 del
Apparently it's really bad up there now because a lot of them moved to Darwin for covid and never left

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.799975 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g5FcJLulKAk [Embed]

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.799976 del
There's a bunch of bikies that went up there when they got out of clubs.
It's like wild west. Pig hunters and loose cunts.. and boongs.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.799977 del
Very weird that white people live in Darwin. Every video of it looks like South Africa

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.799978 del
My cousin's up there and is going to move to humpty do. That's like a suburb now but is like one tree hill or mclaren vale where you can still get large blocks. Mclaren vale isn't the best example, they probably cost lots. Used to be it's own 'town' but is now connected to the suburbs.
Anyway, he says that's mostly white and because lots of houses are on stilts and everyone has rotties or pitbulls so it's a bit safer.
He's currently in the posh inner suburb and boongs are so brazen that they'll check if your car is unlocked while you're watching them.
His missus ran out and yelled at them while he was out and that could have been an issue, but wasn't, so all good. He usually goes with her to the shops because if she's alone she'll probably get harassed.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.799979 del
Might res my choof pipe.
Had a bit before with the dregs left in the tin.
Fibery goodness. Like a Metamucil shit that gets stuck in your windpipe.
Thicc bish ,gnarly nugget.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.799980 del
Roach it.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.799981 del
Imagine how much better the country would be if they had done their duty and killed every last boong 200 years ago.
What a mess they left us with.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.799982 del
Gives you lung cloggers

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.799984 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.799986 del
Weber what is your sausage roll recipe?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.799987 del
Why, so you can shit all over that too?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.799988 del
I doubt you could even fit weber's sausage roll in your mouth, let alone the other end.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.799989 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.799990 del
Have chunky shit in my lungs anyway, and I probably smoke it all the time because I rarely clean my pipe.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.799991 del
Getting this dirty rice underway.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.799992 del
He is not even worthy of a nibble.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.799993 del
>let alone the other end.
In or out, regarding the recipe?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.799994 del
Only a well trained NEET gullet can handle a whole flaky sausage roll.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.799995 del
I am thinking of making some.

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.799997 del
There's going to be a magical get soon and Wizzy better not fuck it up 👆

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.799998 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.800001 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.800002 del
The rest of you can have quads for the few posts. My shout.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.800003 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.800004 del
Fucking silly boong ccunt

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.800005 del
1kg sausage mince
1 cup rolled oats
1 onion, diced
1/2 tsp mixed herbs
2 tsp salt
2 tsp pepper

Egg wash:
1 egg yolk
1 tbsp cold water

Pipe the filling onto sheets of puff pastry
Roll up, Cut to size, etc
Brush with egg wash

220C oven 10 minutes
reduce to 190C for a further 10-15 minutes

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.800006 del
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>that time you told Weber it would be $500 extra for metallic paint

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.800007 del
Wizzy was offended by the anti boong posting earlier

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.800008 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.800009 del
Weber snosaj roll recipe should have been the get

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.800010 del
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This is a white man's board, it's time for wizzy to learn his place.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.800011 del
such a tiresome little man

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.800012 del
Had a big anti-weber post ready to go but decided against it.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.800013 del
Really in the mood for 5 foot Thai massage girls
She tried to con me in for a 4 hand massage but I met the other girl and she's Korean or something and couldn't get me off
It's 80 for an hour
And 50 for a tug
Garn see if she'll do 150 for no pants and grind on my dick

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.800014 del
Wizzy stopped you.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.800015 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.800016 del
I thought they had shallots in them?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.800017 del
I used 3 shallots because we forgot to buy a brown onion that day

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.800018 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OSsPfbup0ac [Embed]

Weber society
Not taking action

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.800019 del
Are they better with onion or shallots?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.800020 del
What is a four hand massage?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.800021 del
shallot has a milder taste than onion, so I'd personally use onion

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.800022 del
Two Miss Saigons at once.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.800023 del
So I should include one brown onion, finely diced? 🧅

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.800024 del
Or four amputees

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800025 del
Fair enough, I do dislike ones where they go to heavy on the onion though.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800026 del
Going to the gym.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800027 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800028 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800029 del
nice digits

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800030 del
Fair point I was not being inclusive.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.800031 del
Go with shallots then. 2 or 3 should be the equivalent of a decent size brown onion

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.800032 del
When that post was posted it didn't look like that

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.800033 del
I like the flavour I meant more the ones you sometimes get from asian stores that are more like an onion roll.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.800034 del
Thanks Wizzy

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.800035 del
oh yeah, fuck those
a fine dice should see you right

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.800036 del
Might have a wank thinking about negoting terms and price then saying goodbye

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.800037 del
>50 for a tug
How much if you want her to dress up like a kitten and roll around on the floor playing with the balls? Asking for a mate of mine.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.800038 del
> dress up like a kitten and roll around on the floor playing with the balls?
I'll do it for 40

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.800040 del
That's a strange kink

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.800041 del
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I hate you so fucking much

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.800042 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.800043 del
I do my best

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.800044 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.800045 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.800046 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.800047 del
Night pidge

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.800048 del
Fucking Bill.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.800049 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.800050 del
What has he done now?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.800051 del
I hope not.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.800052 del
He has made something inaccessible by stacking a heap of shit in front of it. I do not wish to go into further detail at this time.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.800053 del
He did it on purpose.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.800054 del
Weber is complaining about building goods being stacked in an otherwise unambiguous area.
Reminder that Bill (peace be upon him) is a regular, well adjusted family man helping out his brother in law who is autistic.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.800055 del
It's Bill's house now. Webby's just sleeping there.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.800056 del
Might start listening to some William Gibson audiobooks.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.800057 del
Go eat your chips.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.800058 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.800059 del
Neuromancer trilogy is good.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.800060 del
It is, but I've read it. Might start with All Tomorrow's Parties, which I haven't read.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.800061 del
You read the trilogy or just Neuromancer?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.800062 del
The whole trilogy, plus the first two books of the Bridge trilogy.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.800063 del
In that case, proceed with your plan.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.800064 del
Have any of you big brain NEETs read the Malazan book of the fallen series?
I am thinking of starting it.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.800065 del
The couchbed will be out in the garage soon.
It's like the possum shed all over again.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.800066 del
I've read them twice and I still could barely tell you what it's all about.
All still very good stories though.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.800067 del
Weber is the cute form of autistic

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.800068 del
I will give it a go. Are you the NEET who likes the first law series?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.800069 del
>Audiobooks: 16d 5h 8m

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.800070 del
I am the NEET that loves the first law series.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.800071 del
Why does this come up sometimes?
It's when I swipe the phone text board.


NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.800072 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.800073 del
Kek. I still haven't read the new ones. I really should.
Are you the NEET that was talking to me about Hunter x Hunter while I was watching it recently?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.800074 del
Bought a nice bag off the internet. Should arrive soon.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.800075 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.800076 del
No that wasn't me.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.800077 del
going to bed

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.800078 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.800080 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.800081 del
Policing in the Northern Territory would be a fun job

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.800082 del
Freedom for Helen!

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.800083 del
Need to get a job

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.800084 del
Still haven't managed to do the stuff I wrote down on my todo list for today. Fug.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.800085 del
Want to squirt my cummies in Motherbats tea

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.800086 del
Off limits.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.800087 del
Good night.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.800088 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.800089 del
Eric's an undersized cock.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.800090 del
Ham, salami, cheese and cucumber with mustard

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.800091 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.800092 del
On the home made loaf? 🍞

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.800093 del
Missing my great nan
Thinking about her corpse, with flowers laid on her chest in that awful retirement compound
She was alive during WW2, woe

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.800094 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.800095 del
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Went on a treck to get kitty litter.
While looking for a poop box I found a cardboard box with a texta drawing of cat. Got cat to poop in box.

Never give up neets.

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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.800097 del
Well done neet.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.800098 del
Ticket inspector rage mood

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.800099 del
The universe rewarded you for your effort.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.800100 del
Yeah, the last couple slices.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.800101 del
New loaf overnight?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.800102 del
That is a heavy feel.
I'm not sure if I should go see my nan.
Not sure I want to remember her like that and she doesn't know what's going on anymore.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.800103 del
>I'm not sure if I should go see my nan.
Go see her.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.800104 del
Does cat poo on cat pic?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.800105 del
Not tonight

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.800106 del
Episode 2 of Seinfeld, Jerry's dad is a different actor.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.800107 del
I remember that.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.800108 del
Any recommendations for a container that is properly leak proof?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.800109 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.800110 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.800111 del
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<3 o7

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.800112 del
Woke up

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.800113 del
The fly swept latrines of the world.
Obese high-fructose-corn-syrup guzzling beasts.
Birth control and SSRIs. Anxiety medications. Men lost in their computer screens.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.800114 del
Can't believe that it was monk.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.800115 del
His goon intake could have been dangerously low.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.800116 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.800117 del
That NEET was right that they accept anything you can fit into them.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.800118 del
Lousy excuse

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.800119 del
Farting and wanking.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.800120 del
Alarm set for 3.5 hrs from now.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.800121 del
Should sleep. Keep thinking about monk.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.800122 del
Might have a couple shots.
Might not.
Need to sleep.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.800123 del
morning bros

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.800124 del
I think we should make a concerted effort to break it completely today.
It's nearly there already.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.800125 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.800126 del
Carrots kill, (You) soy cuck.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.800129 del
On shift. Woke up to a blue mint in my lungs that I only half coughed up. Vilis coffee is making me want to explode

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.800130 del
Fixed the roller door after I broke it last night.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.800131 del
Get the deluxe breakkayeie

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.800132 del
Hmmm having food in your lungs is pretty serious.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.800133 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.800134 del
Who is your friend?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.800135 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.800136 del
would be cool to have a job in that tower, sending control commands to the ships over the radio like a boss.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.800137 del
Calling up the specialty hardware shops, begging the surly clerks to go out the back and look for some rare parts.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.800138 del
You need to speak down to them, they need the customers to treat them like servants.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.800139 del
He can be very nasty sometimes.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.800140 del
Nice shot.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.800141 del
A good fishing spot.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.800142 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.800143 del
don't feel like doing nuthin this morning

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.800144 del
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What time do they serve deep fried sardines there?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.800145 del
garn aldi neets to get some low carb bread - you want anything?

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.800146 del
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Good morning NEETs, started putting together the next 5 guys.
This one will be the squad leader, going to do the robes white and the decorative bits in gold.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.800147 del
Can I get some deep fried mars bars please? They're for a scottish mate of mine.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.800148 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.800149 del
you just know you're gonna sadly chuck them in the bin in ten years.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.800150 del
No get fucked we only serve moro's here

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.800151 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.800152 del
ausneets goes to the gun range

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.800153 del
Keep us posted. You did well with the purple ones.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.800154 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.800155 del
Shall do, this guy will be purple too.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.800156 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.800157 del
>tfw no gf to play with my purple helmeted warrior

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.800158 del
One red onion thanks.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.800159 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.800160 del
I can hear someone going through the bins.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.800161 del
Deep fried red onion

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.800162 del
Take them out some food.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.800163 del
Nice peaceful spot.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.800164 del
There's some in my bin.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.800165 del
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NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.800166 del

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.800167 del
We don't serve your kind here.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.800168 del
Going on a bin diving mission on the way to the shops. Normies are always throwing out stuff that I end up having to buy.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.800169 del
Happy hunting NEET.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.800170 del
I found a convection oven in the bin once.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.800171 del
Nuro threw a perfectly good pan in the bin, once.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.800172 del
So that is where iga got it from.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.800173 del
IGA has a shrine to Nuro made up of his discards.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.800174 del
Swept my bedroom and the hallway.
Having a break and contemplating more sweeping.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.800175 del
Nuro is the only thing IGA has to live for anymore.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.800176 del
It's just like one of those greek tragedies.

NEET 01/08/2024 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.800177 del
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1977. Wants 12K. Could put a sleeper cabin on it like in that movie we watched. Dreaming.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.800178 del
>Wants 12K
tell 'im he's dreaming

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.800179 del
How much do those 70s fastbacks go for?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.800180 del
Another glorious day of tennis begins

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.800181 del
whats a fastback?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.800182 del
are you a tennis player?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.800183 del
nigger who good at running

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.800184 del
you want just cars im in just trucks

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.800185 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.800186 del
if it is gonna be like that hobbit trilogy then we know they are gonna make up some tolkien fan fic and its gonna turn into some boring pointless item quest with a big punch on at the end.

Although the dragon fight was kino I gotta say.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.800187 del
black tranny genderbender sam and frodo
gladriel is still white but takes some big black orc cock

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.800188 del
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Jai hind!

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.800189 del
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Insurance company isnt "Comfortable" with my figure for the agreed value on my car. Might just put a couple requests for quotes in with their competitors.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.800190 del
@discussingFilm is a bit behind the news or maybe they are confusing The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim for a live action movie.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.800191 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.800192 del
Take the business elsewhere if they're going to be cunts.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.800193 del
Kek, stuffed into a goon box.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.800194 del
irl minecraft

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.800195 del
Mong Doe

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.800196 del
No I'm sure its just a misunderstanding, I forgot to tell them I nitroflated the tyres. Once they understand how much I love my car they will surely add three thousand to the agreed value.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.800197 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.800198 del
Going to shit.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.800199 del
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have to be quick oats tho. Not rolled oats.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.800200 del
Feel really dizzy and sluggish. It is like I'm massively hungover but I've been on the wagon for a fortnight.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.800201 del
gonna make something of my life today, I swear

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.800202 del
Me too

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.800203 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.800204 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.800205 del
That is a very nice roof.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.800206 del
just send them a photo of the car with a shaved possum draped across the front and they're sure to agree to any price you set

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.800207 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.800208 del
they gave me an extra $900 for $20

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.800209 del
And polished.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.800210 del
Shiny Posso

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.800211 del
He would be like the little bald guy on Benny Hill.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.800212 del
a tasteful bit of eyeshadow too

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.800213 del
At the NEET Commune whenever one NEET chases another we will start playing the Benny Hill music.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.800214 del
Spent the past hour watching sausage roll tutorials on Youtube

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.800215 del
Level 4 Sausage Roll Chef unlocked?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.800216 del
Impressive hovel

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.800217 del
no amount of video training can prepare you for webby's sausage roll in your mouth

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.800218 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.800219 del
It's definitely an acquired taste.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.800221 del
Soaks up the fat from the meat and disappears as if by magic during the cooking process.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.800222 del
Sounds good. Don't listen to that faggot.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.800223 del
None of them had oats in teh mix.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.800224 del
Paid the balance on the new car, got a reproduction canvas bag for Lee-Enfield, took Motherbat for lunch at the St Kilda pub. Having a hard solo.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.800225 del
Not sure but I think my ex used to put breadcrumbs in them.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.800226 del
Sort of like using breadcrumbs I guess.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.800227 del
That's a full morning, what did you have for lunch?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.800228 del
Yes. The oats are an old CWA hack used by Nannabot.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.800229 del
We both had the fish, chips, and salad from the specials board.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.800230 del
Fran gets a job as a nanny for the Sheffields after being fired from her job at her fiance's bridal store.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.800231 del
Did motherbat eat all of hers?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.800232 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.800233 del
Possum nitroflated my scrotum once.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.800234 del
Can't decide on a Skyrim build.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.800235 del
"Nigger-free since 1923"

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.800236 del
Play an orc pacifist.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.800237 del
One of my most fun skyrim games was when I added pretty much every survival mod I could find and just lived in the woods trying not to freeze to death.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.800238 del
Weber stopped the 'vette out in the nullabor and told me it had broken down and to get out to give it a push but then just drove off once.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.800239 del
Yes, she asked for no chips.
I asked for no salad.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.800240 del
They didn't have a T-shirt weather mod?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.800241 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.800242 del
I had to wear about 3 dead bears and sit next to a campfire all night eating not to die half the time.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.800243 del
>I asked for no salad.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.800244 del
Possum insists on wearing an "I'm with stupid -->" tshirt every time we go out.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.800245 del
If you didn't act like a retard all the time, he wouldn't have to wear it. Stop putting all the blame on him.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.800246 del
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Do neets listen to music all the time? I feel like I should spend more time listening to it, as it's more effective than sugar binges in making me feel better.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.800247 del
I need to digitise my CD collection and make a point of listening more.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.800248 del
I need to go thru the Insane Clown Posse's catalogue and cherry pick the non shit songs.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.800249 del
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garn lift some weights before lunch

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.800250 del
Weber wanted to hire me as a "Geology assistant" to dig a hole in the state forest once.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.800251 del
This weather is so gay.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.800252 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.800253 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDpYYj0jdx0 [Embed]

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.800254 del
I'm sure it will work well when the ambient temperature is 38 degrees

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.800256 del
all thier stuff that made it to youtube is playschool tier compared to most of their harder stuff.

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.800259 del
It’s the only one I know of and the one about magnets. Are they still classified as a terrorist organisation by the FBI?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.800260 del
Yeah which is strange for a non-antisemetic race inclusive mostly white cultural organization.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.800261 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IwwuZr6H1LQ [Embed]

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.800262 del
Poor sea eagles.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.800263 del
took a shid
reopened yesterday's wounds

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.800264 del
She failed us.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.800265 del
Yes. More importantly, she has failed herself.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.800266 del
>tfw not putting my arms around Olive from behind, showing her how to pipe sausage roll filling onto the pastry and roll it up

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.800267 del
>not gaslighting Olive into believing she clogged the toilet

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.800268 del
Maybe she meant chinese new year.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.800269 del
olive already has a big sausage roll

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.800271 del
that SBC would not be able to sink heat properly and could end up getting to above 100 degrees. Plus the wi fi frequencies directly next to internal tissue would dose sensitive tissue with radiation and cause cancer.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.800272 del
I thought 2.4ghz didn't cause cancer?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.800273 del
Clive just sent me a text of Olives bum.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.800274 del
all those apple fans with earpods that run on bluetooth are gonna be pretty fucked, that runs on 2.4ghz

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Apple users are all vaxxed anyway so, hey, they're probably down with the whole borg hive mind thing. Brain cancer is a feature not a bug to those zombie NPC's.
Rolling for total apple user death, nuro excluded.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.800277 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P9U7YhXFDIA [Embed]

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.800278 del
Changing my name to Fartbox de la Crumpet

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.800279 del
Going to do my workforce Australia points thing. Wish me lucks neet. This is very scary.

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.800281 del
Thank you.

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.800283 del
Tiffo stuck his head up a dead bear's bum once.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.800284 del
Jesus Christ, 80 points but you only get 5 for doing a job application. That is 16 applications.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.800285 del
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can somebody id the tune?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.800286 del
You should be applying for 20 jobs per day

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.800287 del
I have Cruisey's vocaroos playing on repeat all day every day.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.800288 del
Theres and easy way to do it but I suspect you are the hovel dwelling troll so suck a fuck IGAY

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.800289 del
You fucking what? 20?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.800290 del
Every little bang and scrape.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.800291 del
Not me. (you).

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.800292 del
This is a wind up.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.800293 del
Quick Apply on Seek, forward the email to Cenno for submitting it and it should be done in 20 minutes.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.800295 del
The Chinese wanted to escape?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.800296 del
hons hons oui

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.800297 del
we need to start a service that neets can use to automatically apply for jobs, pajeets can handle the details, maybe it can be a job for our cloud engineer

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.800298 del
Don’t forget my Apple Watch Ultra has cellular LTE on top of WiFi and Bluetooth 2.4ghz and 5ghz and I wear it 24/7

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.800299 del
so much based

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.800300 del
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This is your future.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.800301 del
its low wattage. That makes a difference on some inverse squared law. Go out in the bush or wait for 5g and sit in a bus shelter and all bets are off tho.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.800302 del
>“Fortunately, contrary to rumours here, it is constructed entirely below the slab of my house, and it shouldn’t be too hard to get the permits and approval.”
If it caves in it will be funny.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.800303 del
I member that episode

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.800304 del
I was thinking of randomly generating the emails and forwarding those but most of customer service jobs are spam anyway for "Quick Apply". So it isn't worth making a program to generate if when Sir is creating scam job ads and I forward those ads.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.800305 del
This Saturday on womboflix will be the epic western The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966), followed by the Aussie comedy The Castle (1997) on Sunday. Other movies voted on will follow in coming weeks.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.800306 del
Play my god damn lancia moofie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.800307 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.800309 del
I also would like to watch Nuro's goddam lancia moofie, the one with the Alex Jones nutraceutical infomercials in it.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.800310 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AJgVIEC84zg [Embed]

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.800311 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.800312 del
Is there moofie tonight?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.800313 del
Can you clarify that?

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.800316 del
You'll hopefully be dead from another heart attack or an overdose before that will matter though.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.800317 del
Got 40 points. Will do the other 40 tomorrow.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.800318 del
It can be quite time consuming.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.800319 del
How's the bingo today?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.800320 del
>Theres and easy way

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.800321 del
>I member

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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.800323 del
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>Spaghetti Western

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.800324 del
I like spaghetti

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.800325 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.800326 del
Fuck off dog.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.800327 del
Toilet Man pretends to be somebody who gives a shit about his opinions, Episode #6006058

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.800328 del
fukn seppos are ridiculous

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.800329 del
Still haven't decided on a Skyrim build.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.800330 del
These are very good choices and I am happy.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.800331 del
You know you will end up doing stealth archer again.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.800332 del
Stop playing video games.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.800333 del
when they come for your nazi frog collection you'll wish you had such a dwelling

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.800334 del
We can't all play shit in a pan all day long.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.800335 del
I've never done so.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.800336 del
stop wasting your life posting on imageboards

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.800337 del
I'm trying

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.800338 del
I need a piss

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.800339 del
did a piss

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.800340 del
Need to do groceries but cant drive

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.800341 del
I'm gonna write an app that will help bring neets like these two together so they can trade for the greater good.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.800342 del
19 days without a wank

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.800343 del
Seminal eruption awaits you

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.800344 del
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NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.800345 del
The boomer and the young guy who lives with him across the road started laffing when I was outside, cooking on campstove. I know they were laffing at me but they have grass growing in their gutters, so their opinion =/= disregarded.

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.800346 del
Will teh real Alex Jones please stand up?

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.800347 del

NEET 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.800348 del
You're gonna drink the cum