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NEET General #784 - Yakuza Edition NEET 01/05/2024 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No. 798442
Are any of you NEETs a member of an Asian organised crime syndicate?

Old Thread: >>797410


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.798443 del
SA BEST A


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.798444 del
>He posted a lower resolution version just to be pedantic


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.798470 del
>>798442
Yes. Several, actually. Ask me anything.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.798471 del
Food please


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.798472 del
Listening to Chisel and sending Monk good vibes.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.798473 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.798474 del
Chiggen and mayo and pepper tiger rolls consumed and a turkish delight bar and a pint of orange juice


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.798475 del
Apricot & Strawberry RedBull®


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.798476 del
>>798474
I had a cuppa and a peanut butter sammitch.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.798477 del
I had a bowl of piss and fart soup with shit croutons.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.798478 del
>>798470
How many of your fingers are missing?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.798479 del
>>798442
I saw a NEET once that had a yak very slowly sliding out of him.
He may have been a yak oozer.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.798480 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.798481 del
Had my hair cut. It is too short now. Gives me an egg head look with my widows peek.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.798482 del
>>798481
You look okay. It will grow back soon.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.798483 del
Five Olives will be posted tomorrow. She won't let us down. She won't break her resolution.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.798484 del
>>798483
Tomorrow is Sunday and the second week of the year.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.798485 del
>>798484
Not in Texas, you dunderhead.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.798486 del
>>798483
I believe NEET, it will happen.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.798487 del
Dunder is the liquid left in a boiler after distilling a batch of rum.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.798488 del
>>798487
I thought it was Gaelic for poo.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.798489 del
>>798488
Maybe the Gaels poo in the boiler.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.798490 del
>>798481
It suits you neet. Now that you have a haircut, you just need to get a real job.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.798491 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.798492 del
12:02 time for a stdout


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.798493 del
Might list Motherbat on Gumtree.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.798494 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.798495 del
>>798494
Get out.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.798496 del
>>798493
Pajeet will try and get her for free.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.798497 del
>>798496
I was going to give her away.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.798498 del
>>798497
He'll still want her delivered.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.798499 del
Might pretend I'm in SA so I can have an early choof.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.798500 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.798501 del
Doing some scifi worldbuilding. I don't know why- I'm never going to write it up.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.798502 del
>>798501
If you enjoy doing it that's enough reason.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.798503 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.798504 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.798505 del
>>798504
Expensive.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.798506 del
>>798504
May I have a Hungarian Goulash pie please.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.798507 del
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Risen
I actually won 900, but put another 50 through the spinner because my uber cancelled.
The tax is worth it.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.798508 del
>>798507
Uber isn't real.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.798509 del
>>798507
You did well King. What plans do you have for the money?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.798510 del
>>798509
I think I will put it in my 'trip to Spain to bang the Argentinian' fund


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.798511 del
feeling very upset, might watch a movie for a bit


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.798512 del
>>798510
If you go to Hungary it would be 200,000 huffs.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.798513 del
>>798507
Based.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.798514 del
Bat.Bowl.Dettol.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.798515 del
AUSTRALIA NEED 25 MORE RUNS TO WIN


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.798516 del
>>798514
For her feet?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.798517 del
>>798516
He is not me


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.798518 del
>>798516
"If you know you know"


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.798519 del
Only faggots watch cricket


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.798520 del
sperg's stories about cricketchad bullying him made me chortle


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.798521 del
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He wants another strawberry


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.798522 del
Thinkin bout shitey


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.798523 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.798524 del
Severely woed. Tfw no gf feels. Day seven of no wank. Tempted to wank.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.798525 del
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We sent some boongs over to England to play cricket in 1868 apparently.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.798526 del
>>798520
Plot twist: CricketChad found the board, tracked down Sperg and beat him to death with a cricket bat.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.798527 del
>>798525
probably for some light amusement at Lords while the whites were on tea break


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.798528 del
>>798524
When Motherbat goes home, I'm going to blow a pint of throat yoghurt down Miss Elizabeth's gullet.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.798529 del
>>798527
It's a bit of a sad story tbh some of them died and they got treated pretty bad and got sent home with no money for it.
https://deadlystory.com/page/culture/history/Aboriginal_Cricket#:~:text=Jason%20Gillespie%20is%20from%20the,at%20an%20average%20of%2026.13.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.798530 del
>>798514
A river in America?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.798531 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.798532 del
>>798504
Grab me a couple of curry ones please.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.798533 del
>>798528
Such imagery.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.798534 del
>>798528
Just do it at night


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.798535 del
>>798534
A gentleman does not batter the bishop when his mother is in the house.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.798536 del
>>798526
cricketchad was actually nuro back in the days before an injury ended his career as a proffesional athelete


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.798537 del
>>798536
Hush now.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.798538 del
Rybakina to serve.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.798539 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.798540 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.798541 del
15g pretzels down the hatch


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.798542 del
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>770+ movies in my collection
>can't find anything I want to watch


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.798543 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.798544 del
>>798540
I hate that cunt


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.798545 del
>>798544
Same, but I hate-watch his fat arse from time to time.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.798546 del
Ate a nectarine.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.798547 del
Desire to goon


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.798548 del
Desire to die


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.798549 del
I hate the heat


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.798550 del
>>798549
I put the Cool Zone on for a while. Somebody will complain she is cold soon.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.798551 del
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>chinks in teh crowd wearing masks


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.798552 del
>>798551
>6-4
Thank you.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.798553 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.798554 del
>>798549
you got the blues
Changing like the weather, oh, that's so like you


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.798555 del
>>798542
iktfn
I've got movies, shows, games, anime etc. and I don't want to do anything except sit here and stare at the internet.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.798556 del
>>798547
You will not!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.798557 del
>>798556
Could he double his winnings?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.798558 del
2024 is the year of no standards. Monk is not allowed to drink at all.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.798559 del
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Is smoking incompatible with weight training? It didn't seem to hurt arnie.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.798560 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.798561 del
Possum is the Strawberry Bucket Killer.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.798562 del
>>798559
Won't affect weight lifting.
Will affect cardio if you're smoking regularly.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.798563 del
Stupid bitch made me go out the back and stop the stray cat from eating the stupid pigeon.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.798564 del
>>798562
I've heard nicotine has anti-estrogenic properties


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.798566 del
>>798564
Wouldn't surprise me.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.798568 del
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Redditor posted this. Claims it is six months of lifting.
Does this seem real to you?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.798570 del
>>798559
>>798562
But Arnie is a cigar guy, and you don't actually inhale the smoke with them, unlike a durry.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.798571 del
>>798568
The arms are doable in six months. Rest is just low bodyfat.
Change in chest hair suggests a boost in testosterone, so he might have done a cycle of something.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.798572 del
>>798570
Yes, although you do still get some affect from the smoke.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.798573 del
>>798571
He looks to have pretty decent lats on the left. He definitely wasn't starting from nothing.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.798574 del
My hangovers are different when I go out drinking. It almost seems not that bad


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.798575 del
>>798572
And mouth cancer.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.798576 del
>>798575
Yeah. Probably preferable to lung cancer.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.798577 del
>>798563
You wash your fucking mouth out with soap right now, BOY.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.798578 del
I've heard you can get arse cancer from bum sex and this is why millennials have cancer of the arse more often than generation x.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.798579 del
Gymbro conversations are a pube hair away from a full blown gay conversation.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.798580 del
I can't believe Warwick Davis was involved with Epstein.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.798581 del
>>798576
Nah, you can spare a lung. You only get one(1) mouth.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.798582 del
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>>798580
oh fuck, he was the ewok wicket in return of the jedi, didn't recognise him


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.798583 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.798585 del
>>798579
Spotting someone on the squat is probably the gayest thing I've done in my life.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.798587 del
>>798584
Monk calls the power rack the white power rack.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.798588 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.798590 del
>>798587
That was Possum.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.798591 del
Arse explosion inbound.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.798592 del
>>798563
I hope you are not talking about motherbat. Rude.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.798593 del
>>798588
I saw that. I'm just reiterating I am surprised by it.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.798594 del
>>798592
He is probably narky because it is wet and hot in Adelaide.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.798595 del
>>798593
He is proud of getting away with a pedo comment.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.798596 del
>>798593
It does seem a bit odd.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.798597 del
>>798580
When you're that short it kinda makes sense...


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.798598 del
And another one


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.798599 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.798600 del
He can't tell who is posting what


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.798601 del
Can someone ban it please it's getting excited.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.798602 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.798603 del
>>798585
You misspelled sucking.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.798604 del
>>798601
Hit him on the cock with a wooden spoon


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.798605 del
>>798603
Woefully bantered.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.798606 del
>>798605
He's desperate for attention today.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.798607 del
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Should've gone for a different torrent. This one is really slow. Dial up speeds.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.798608 del
>>798606
Shut up.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.798609 del
>>798607
Oh NEET. We tried to warn you.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.798610 del
>>798607
See if you can find a torrent that just has the sexy bits.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.798611 del
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>>798607
>Anime (30)


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.798612 del
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Maybe I'll unironically like the film and be really embarrassed to say so to my neetbros.


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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.798614 del
>>798612
It may very well be a good watch.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.798615 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.798616 del
Made a huge pot of chilli, much cheaper this time.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.798617 del
>>798615
Autism.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.798618 del
>>798616
Also vaccumed, mopped, did dishes, laundry, and discovered cat has been pooing in a corner. Woe.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.798619 del
>>798616
>>798618
That's good, apart from cat.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.798620 del
>>798618
Is the same one that shits in the shower?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.798621 del
>>798616
how many feedpacks?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.798622 del
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>>798604
Let's do it.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.798623 del
>>798618
That's a full day NEET you should treat yourself now.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.798624 del
Shit in the cat. Show him how it feels.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.798625 del
>>798616
Chilli is always good.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.798626 del
>>798622
One of those is the teaspoon worth that webby is going to cum when bat leaves.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.798627 del
Are you going to try to get a gf this 2024?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.798628 del
>>798612
I have watched many mockable films because I liked a girl in them


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.798629 del
>>798627
No. It is pointless in my case.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.798630 del
>>798627
might buy a 3d printer and make a robotic one


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.798631 del
I feel languid.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.798632 del
>>798630
You'll have to sand and buff the support marks out.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.798633 del
Day seven of no wank. Still badly want to wank.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.798634 del
I can nearly smell the testosterone with all these NEETs exercising and not wanking.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.798635 del
Fish and chip and 20 standards acquired


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.798636 del
>>798635
Just one (1) chip?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.798637 del
>>798636
Hehe
Min chip, $5
Potato cakes are too deeply fried tho


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.798639 del
>>798637
My local fish and chip only gives about 8 chips now anyway.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.798640 del
The price is the same but you have to get an extra $5 chips to get a real meal.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.798641 del
Meatballs are in the oven.
Wine is poured.


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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.798643 del
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No Noosa today.
Just knocked off.
Some champas from Dans.
Got some prawn sushi for brekkie
Waiting on a lamb Chip Bab.
Having a sneaky champas in a water bottle.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.798645 del
>>798642
Get. The Fuck. Out.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.798646 del
>>798642
Is nothing sacred?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.798647 del
>>798643
Is that an Op Shop?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.798648 del
>>798636
>>798637
Jew-owned fish&chip shop.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.798649 del
>>798648
Chinese took it over a few years back


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.798650 del
>>798648
Shrinkflation.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.798651 del
The English are taking the potatoes for themselves again!


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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.798653 del
>>798639
Thicc cut?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.798654 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be Pumping Iron (1977) - The five-time champion, Arnold Schwarzenegger, defends his Mr. Olympia title against Serge Nubret and the shy young deaf, Lou Ferrigno, whose father is his coach; the ruthless champ psyches out the young lion.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.798655 del
>>798653
Nope, not even.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.798656 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.798657 del
>>798654
Arnie has 3 gf's!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.798658 del
spagoots is on
table has been set


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.798659 del
>>798652
Steal that turtle.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.798660 del
>>798657
At the neet compound we will each have 4 virtual AI gfs


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.798661 del
>>798660
I call dibs on the Ana de Armas/Joi one from Blade Runner.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.798662 del
>>798660
My main worry about that is the south park episode where the virtual gf's get angry and demand you buy things on amazon before they act nice again.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.798663 del
Forgot to get mints when I got the standoes


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.798664 del
>>798663
Have some mince instead.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.798665 del
Webby, would an NV1 clearance show the spooks all my shidpoasting?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.798666 del
>>798647
It’s it’s an expensive beach front boutique, that being. Said there is a large op shop around the corner and another 4 in the area. The JSP must fuck love them filling all their surfer bum WFTD positions….


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.798667 del
>>798643
Hey Rocky, what based location we at today?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.798668 del
>>798665
Shouldn't do, unless you posted silly things on certain boards.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.798669 del
>>798665
If they ask here we'll tell them you're a good bloke.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.798670 del
@Weber

Channel 81(eighty + one)


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.798671 del
>>798670
What is that? We don't have that here.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.798672 del
>>798671
Try the psychic connection.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.798673 del
How do I become a surfer bum neets? Asking for a mate.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.798674 del
>>798673
First you need a bum and then you surf.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.798675 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.798676 del
>>798675
that looks like a generative AI's idea of what a female pilot should look like


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.798677 del
>>798671
It's the BBC Parliament channel in England.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.798678 del
>>798677
Oh ok. Google suggested it was Talking Pictures TV on Freeview.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.798679 del
>>798678
It's amystery to me tbh I went off google too.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.798680 del
I bet there's a NEET wanking on channel 81 whatever it is.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.798682 del


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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.798684 del
>>798682
You don't dictate the fucking scheduling here.
You've already had more picks than anybody else.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.798685 del
>>798683
Is that a bottle bag?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.798686 del
Still laughing at Nuro pretending he doesn't live in the workshop


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.798687 del
>>798682
Is that a camera capture?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.798688 del
Has the show started for the evening?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.798689 del
>>798687
From what I read it is an Amazon Web download.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.798690 del
>>798684
My picks are fucking golden and we have the best Cytube chats. The very best.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.798691 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.798692 del
>>798687
No it’s direct to streaming

>>798688
There will be no show the shit stirrer is rangebanned and possibly flooded


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.798693 del
>>798504
You can get a cooked one for thT


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.798694 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.798695 del
>>798689
imdb says it's not due for release for another month


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.798696 del
>>798691
I'm sorry.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.798697 del
Had a slice of baked cheesecake for pudding


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.798698 del
>>798695
Probably russian malware then


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.798699 del
>>798526
The boong mate wanked the cricket bat


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.798700 del
>>798654
This got me thinking how Weber gave up on teh spinner after only a couple weeks.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.798701 del
>>798700
That wasn't me you doofus.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.798702 del
garn go for a walk, might be a bit late for the movie tonight, but I'll be there


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.798703 del
>>798550
I have it on 20, outside is about the same but muggy.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.798704 del
>>798656
Fuck that looks horrible.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.798705 del
>>798656
I think it looks nice and I would eat some.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.798706 del
>>798703
I have raised it to 22 degrees and set the fan speed to 1/4, so it isn't freezing. The cooking in the adjacent room has also helped put some warmth back.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.798707 del
>>798656
Fuck that looks delicious.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.798708 del
The Siege of Jadotville (or Saving Private Ngubu) starts at 7pm AEDT
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then gonna stream soem stuff from youtube. Perhaps this:
Post-Communist Transition - Linkage and Leverage of the European Union in Democratic Transition by prof Michael Rossi of Rutgers


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.798709 del
>>798708
How many hours away is that?
Some of us have daylight savings and it gets confusing.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.798710 del
>>798709
47 mins


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.798711 del
>>798710
Thankee kindly.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.798712 del
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>>798666
>It’s it’s
>,that being. Said
>must fuck love

Who knew teh Devil was illiterate?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.798713 del
>>798652
>>798642
Cool thank you
I like Mr T porn.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.798714 del
Le sigh


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.798715 del
>>798700
I'd like an update from Spinbike NEET


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.798716 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.798717 del
>>798715
I assumed the other day that the NEET who posted about their cardio improvement was he.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.798718 del
>>798706
I am trying to get the bread maker to work again.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.798719 del
>>798717
That makes sense.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.798720 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.798721 del
>>798718
Have you tried reading the instructions?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.798723 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.798724 del
>tfw you're gonna do one of those two post number reply posts and you go looking for the other post but you had a choof and you read a post and laugh and then realise you can't remember what you're looking for


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.798725 del
>>798682
Begone loser


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.798726 del
>>798712
I don’t get it. Neither does anyone else ?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.798727 del
>>798686
>too drunk to drive to beachfront mansion in Noosa


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.798728 del
>>798712
Kek
He can't even write words without his drug use fucking things up


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.798729 del
This is truly pathetic


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.798730 del
>>798722
The chad fears the shark.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.798731 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.798732 del
IGA is trying stir things up. I hope Shiban can identify these posts and do some rangebanning.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.798733 del
>>798724
That's nice Cruisey.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.798734 del
>>798733
Thanks Susan.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.798735 del
Garn hit up me local Stanners for possible discounted hams and roast chickens.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.798736 del
>>798724
Were you looking for the breadmaker up the bum post?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.798737 del
>>798736
Kek, I was actually


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.798738 del
>>798736
I was going to link it to the instructions post.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.798739 del
>>798737
It is here >>798435


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.798740 del
>>798735
Stay away from the steamed delicacies.


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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.798742 del
>>798739
thank you


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.798743 del
That was an amazing display of NEET psychicness.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.798744 del
Mate is doing ketamine by himself again and texting me stupid shit
I hate drug addicts even though I am one
Absolutely NOT Faustian


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.798745 del
>>798744
Have you paid off your coke debt with your recent win?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.798746 del
I've never taken ketamine.
It looks interesting.


NEET Admin 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.798747 del
10 minutes till movie!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

It's about an Irish company machinegunning negers at the Congo.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.798748 del
>>798746
I think it's one of those things that you should only do with people you trust, some of whom are staying completely sober to stop you doing anything retarded.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.798749 del
>>798746
Early preliminary research?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.798750 del
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Ready.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.798751 del
>>798748
>>798749
I wouldn't take it really not with the dangers.


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NEET Admin 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.798753 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.798754 del
He is never going to use that bread machine again.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.798755 del
>>798752
You are looking good tonight.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.798756 del
>>798755
Thank you as are you.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.798757 del
>>798754
I'll post a pic when this one is done. Looks like its working alright.
The instructions say to put the yeast in the fruit and nut bucket.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.798758 del
>>798757
I look forward to the pic.
What brand of bread mix are you using?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.798759 del
>>798758
Just flour.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.798760 del
I have separated my car key and fob from my other keys.
I got sick of being stabbed in the thigh while driving.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.798761 del
>>798759
That could be responsible for the disappointing results.
The mixes have all sorts of improvers in them.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.798762 del
>>798760
I got a sore on my leg once from walking like that.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.798763 del
Weber what is the current status of your hole?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.798764 del
>>798763
That's a bit personal


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.798765 del
>>798761
I put the yeast in the water for about10 mins before putting it in the flour. I think the yeast isn't very good either.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.798766 del
>>798765
You are a frustration to me.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.798767 del
Those tight sweaty arse cheeks


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.798768 del
>>798767
Clappers.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.798769 del
>>798686
He said he doesn't make enough to need to pay back any HECS debt so I don't see how he would move somewhere that wasn't a sharehouse or way inland.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.798770 del
>>798769
He could move in with his bff


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.798771 del
>>798770
Sounds romantic


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.798772 del
Forgot the brie


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.798773 del
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>>798067
>Shove another coffee up your arse, faggot.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.798774 del
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I saw this reaction image over on 4chan and I thought of Based Nuro. It is the sort he likes to post.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.798775 del
Fuck it must suck living in a dunny you don't even own.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.798778 del
>>798774
He likely made it.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.798779 del
>>798776
Noice, I'd eat that.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.798780 del
>>798775
It has weighed heavily on his mind the last few years. He has been much more aggressive and nasty as a consequence.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.798781 del
Is that 6 month transformation pic really doable? Maybe I could look like the before pic in 6 months


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.798782 del
>>798776
How is it? It looks okay.
Buy yourself some bags of laucke crusty white premix. Yeast included.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.798783 del
>>798776
Put heaps of butter on mine thanks.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.798784 del
>>798781
Where are you starting from? He has a bit of muscle already on the left. Like he plays some sport or something.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.798785 del
Wanna rub Monk's tummy


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.798786 del
8:30 and its bright outside
Bored of daylight savings already


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.798787 del
Pretty good. The cheap flour is noticeable.
Kind of tastes like Coles bread.
Will need to look for better flour and yeast.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.798788 del
>>798782
Do you just put water with it?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.798789 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.798790 del
>>798787
It looks alright but yeah, definitely get on to some better bread.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.798791 del
I'm thinking about doing a poo but it doesn't feel urgent enough.
I prefer to wait until everyone gets on the big brown bus.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.798792 del
>>798787
That looks nice 👍👍.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.798793 del
>>798790
Better flour I mean.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.798794 del
>>798787
You'll get better with each loaf


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.798795 del
>>798787
You should bore a hole and use it as a fleshlight while it's straight out of the oven.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.798796 del
NK you boong.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.798797 del
>>798795
He should do that next time.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.798798 del
>>798795
I use roast chooks for that.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.798799 del
>>798776
>>798795
They have bumholes


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.798800 del
Weber was a navvy on the line in the Nullabor once.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.798801 del
I would like to see a photo of that NEET balls deep in a loaf of bread.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.798802 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.798803 del
If Olives are for sex, why not bread?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.798804 del
>>798803
He would bore a big hole.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.798805 del
Thanks for coming!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.798806 del
>>798805
As the nun said to the bishop


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.798807 del
Is it Slav Christmas tomorrow?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.798809 del
>>798806
Said the rook to the bishop?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.798810 del
>>798808
Pure coincidence.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.798811 del
>>798808
They had that on the irish zulu film.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.798812 del
>>798805
Cheers, that was good.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.798813 del
>>798800
Motherbat calls me a navvy pretty regularly.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.798814 del
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MUMMY


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.798815 del
>>798805
It was good, thank you. Well worth the 2000 HUF admission.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.798816 del
Also this was douchebag in the film

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Urquhart


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.798817 del
Put some of my new metal whisky cubes in a 10yo sherry casked Glenfuckarse


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.798818 del
>>798816
He looks like even more of a wanker in real life


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.798819 del
Five videos tomorrow.
Trust the plan.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.798820 del
>>798817
I had some stone ones I used a few times but I kinda like the ice melt
I do have large drinks though


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.798821 del
>>798816
>In 2021, Urquhart died at his home in Tyringham, Massachusetts, at the age of 101.[6][2] His second wife, Lady Sidney Urquhart, died the day after he did.[27]


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.798822 del
>>798817
Big Cool Zone ?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.798823 del
>>798813
I'd never heard that word used outside of 19th century britain


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.798824 del
>>798823
It is used in Redgum songs.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.798825 del
>>798819
She needs a good spanking if she doesn't.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.798826 del
>>798819
Handsome fella.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.798827 del
>>798821
Only the good die young.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.798828 del
>>798819
That little crease around her upper thigh/hip area sends me wild.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.798829 del
>>798828
It would make a good hand hold.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.798830 del
I want some alcohol soaked cherries


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.798831 del
>>798830
You don't need them. 2024 is the year of no standards.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.798832 del
>>798830
I'll do you some sultanas in goon


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.798833 del
Night.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.798834 del
>>798833
G'night


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.798835 del
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(545.57 KB 2080x1170 IMG_2.jpg)


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.798836 del
Has anyone tried offering Olive large sums of money to do vile sex acts?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.798837 del
>>798833
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.798839 del
>>798835
Bad haul.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.798840 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.798841 del
Six (6) jatz with cheese


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.798842 del
>>798839
The cucumber is a bit sexy.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.798843 del
>>798835
Begone Loser !


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.798844 del
>>798841
Old bitey?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.798845 del
>>798835
There is nothing worth showing off here. These are survival rations…


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.798846 del
>>798808
WHOOP WHOOP!! Its duh sound of duh terrain!!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.798847 del
>>798844
Crackerbarrel black label


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.798848 del
Can't wait for AI video bots to replace womens e-girl/instagram reel/slut behaviour.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.798849 del
>>798847
Should go well with the fuckarse


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.798850 del
>>798849
Yes. They are a good match.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.798852 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.798853 del
>>798831
doesn't count if you eat your goon though, does it?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.798854 del
>>798754
Just like the spinner.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.798855 del
You could always inject the goon.
don't do this it detroys vein walls


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.798856 del
>>798776
Looks more like cake than bread.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.798857 del
>>798835
Lots of samefagging in the replies to this post.
Looks pretty good. That farmhouse gold milk is really nice, whether you just drink it straight or have it with cereal. I wouldn't cook with it myself.
I take it the ham is going to go in a stir fry or something?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.798858 del
>>798856
Let him eat cake.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.798859 del
>>798843
Jesus Christ nuro, stop copying other neet's memes. It is so incredibly lame.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.798860 del
>>798848
are any neets into generative AI? I could use my own Joi while the rest of you are doing gf2024


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.798861 del
Just stop your fucking show
Fuck off


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.798862 del
>>798860
She is a very pretty AI


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.798863 del
>>798845
Definitely not like the haute cuisine of a cheap hunk of lamb found in a pile of lawn clippings.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.798864 del
>>798851
That mans face is so fucked up. Something about him reminds me of Jim Carrey's Grinch.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.798865 del
>>798780
Poo particles straight to the pillbrain.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.798866 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.798867 del
>>798853
That is still ingesting a standard.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.798868 del
>>798835
Good stuff. Fancy milk.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.798869 del
>nuro serves to iga serves back to nuro to iga to nuro AND WAIT!!!
>iga has lept the net and mounted nuro!
>this is disgustin the crowd is vomitting
>never before have I seen an act of buggery with such ferocity!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.798870 del
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>>798867
yes, but I've stopped drinking


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.798871 del
Do you reckon Michelle Freeman even knows that it is sleeping in the dunny? Do you think she might've just given him access to the building and he has been illegally squatting there?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.798872 del
>>798835
How is that flavour of V?
Good haul and good milk.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.798873 del
>>798869
Using his arse blood as lube.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.798874 del
>>798791
>Kek, we don't actually drink fosters it's kinda our joke on the rest of the world


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.798875 del
>>798871
Why don't you call her and explain the situation. Don't post about it here again.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.798876 del
>>798571
>arms are doable
Can you please explain how?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.798877 del
Graffiti vandals should be put in prison. I hate graffiti.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.798878 del
>>798875
Why not? I am discussing a public figure? What is wrong with that?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.798879 del
>>798878
Because you are so fucking boring.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.798880 del
>>798814
Don't think she has any kids. Her Fappening pics were nice though. She's definitely a slut.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.798881 del
Nuro is the most important thing in his life


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.798882 del
>>798876
shoulders/arms
3 sets DB press or front military 8-10 reps
3 sets side laterals 10-12 reps
3 sets rear lateral machine or DB 10-12 reps
6 sets shrugs behind the back for 3 sets and to the front for 3

triceps
3 sets 10-15 rope pushdown
3 sets skullcrushers or DB extensions 6-10 reps
3 sets reversed push down (palms facing) 8-10 reps

biceps
3 sets barbell curl or e-z curl bar 8-12 reps
3 sets preacher machine or db/barbell 8-12 reps
2 sets hammer curl db or rope 10-15 reps
wrist curls 13-20 reps 2 sets


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.798883 del
>>798881
Most of the time that one of them gets brought up out of the blue it is nuro talking about iga. Like with the open letter, the love is mostly one way. Stanners just wants to relax for the most part.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.798884 del
>>798883
No you just try and start conversations about you over and over again


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.798885 del
>>798882
Thanks.
Is the whole thing to be done in one session? How many times per week?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.798886 del
>>798819
>I'm in love with a 'woman' who will never even know of my existence

Good Lord that's pathetically sad.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.798887 del
>>798884
Who am I?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.798888 del
Can someone ban it please?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.798889 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.798890 del
>>798886
When did I say i was in love with her?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.798891 del
FUCK OFF WIZZY, THIS IS WHITE MAN'S BOARD


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.798892 del
>>798888
You mean them.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.798893 del
>>798892
They only talk about each other


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.798895 del
Nuro actually posted a photo of his blow up mattress in a dunny and thought it was cool, LOL!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.798896 del
>>798883
We see you.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.798897 del
And now it's the bit where he replies to his earlier attempts to start shit.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.798898 del
So fucking boring


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.798899 del
>>798885
Yes, one session once per week


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.798900 del
>>798896
I'm about to have a wank. Are you still going to watch?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.798901 del
>>798899
Do you ache after with once a week?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.798902 del
>>798899
Damn, that is some volume. Thanks though.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.798903 del
>>798901
Yes, you'll certainly feel that sort of volume the next day or two. As part of a 4 day split you'd probably do arm day on Friday and do your legs on Monday.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.798904 del
>>798857
>Lots of samefagging
You mean the three replies from Keegan?

>wouldn't cook with it
Because it's too 'fancy'?

That ham is going straight into my gut, no cooking or other ingredients needed.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.798905 del
what is the relationship of scientology to judaism? Why do these two minority religions control holywood?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.798906 del
>>798905
Tom Cruise


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.798907 del
MUMMY THAT'S MY MILK


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.798908 del
Ketamine friend keeps sending me messages but I don't know what to say.
Like, ok dude? You're taking drugs by yourself at home. Very cool. Vibes.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.798909 del
>>798908
Just ignore him.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.798910 del
>>798908
He leads a more exciting life than me. I don't think I've gotten a text from a friend since 2017.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.798911 del
>>798908
Reply to him with posts from here and see if he notices.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.798912 del
If you google ketamine friend it just brings up pictures of that guy from friends


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.798913 del
>>798869
>lept
>disgustin
>vomitting

Lay off the choof m8


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.798914 del
>>798908
You loser ket friend is just like that loser IGA. All they want is attention. Fuck them.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.798915 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.798916 del
you know what you did...


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.798917 del
I did a poo.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.798918 del
>>798875
>Don't post about it here again
Is that a threat, IMF?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.798919 del
>>798904
>from Keegan
Yes. Most of the samefagging on this board is him.
>Because it's too 'fancy'?
Yeah, I just think that the cooking would be a bit of a waste as you probably wouldn't notice the higher quality. Adding a dollop of cream or something would probably achieve the same thing. I love that stuff and savour it like it was whiskey.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.798920 del
>>798914
You're obsessed.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.798921 del
>>798917
no you didn't


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.798922 del
Ohh he's in tough guy mode now NEETs !
Kek


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.798923 del
>>798920
OBSESSED


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.798924 del
Can you get any sadder and more pathetic?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.798925 del
>>798883
Stanners just wants to not be doxxed or have his life threatened here...


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.798926 del
>>798924
Being (you)


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.798927 del
Are you playing whackamole BO?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.798928 del
>>798927
Imissfather is busy doing... something


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.798929 del
Up my bumhole


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.798930 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.798931 del
(1.14 MB 640x352 1704522939621158.webm)


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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.798933 del
Cannot be bothered with the retard show.
Goodnight NEETs see you tomorrow.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.798934 del
>>798897
Keegan had never even once gone to Stumer's Creek before IGA started posting about the place. Now it keeps going hoping to catch a glimpse of the true Based One.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.798935 del
>>798933
This episode will be on tomorrow also. Goodnight.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.798936 del
>>798933
Episode will repeat tomorrow.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.798937 del
>>798619
>>798620
Cat has taken a turn for the worse, if this was even possible. Cat is either blind or suffering profound retardation and can't even find her food bowl even though it's in the exact same place
>>798621
It made about 7 mains portions, which becomes a large serve if you add rice or make chilli dogs like I did for lunch.
I'm going to invest in more matching Tupperware and send the mismatched ones to the op shop.
>>798623
Bean chilli is a treat


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.798938 del
Bought matching storage tubs for my beans, freeing up more glass jars for other dry goods. About a hundred plastic bags thrown out.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.798939 del
as covered previously


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.798940 del
>>798938
>About a hundred plastic bags thrown out.
woe


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.798941 del
>>798937
>suffering profound retardation
You should get her posting here. She will improve the quality.
Do you have any suggestions for feedpack containers? I'm thinking of grabbing some from kmart but I don't want to make a bad investment.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.798943 del
>>798942
no thanks, i try not to think


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.798944 del
>>798942
Not bad. I've been to multiple stores to get their black plastic meal prep containers but ever shop I go to doesn't have it, they have variants of 3 compartment plastic containers and shit. Even had to get them off amazog.
I assume that plastic lid fucks with your test as much as a regular plastic container though


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.798945 del
Get 500, 1 and 4 liter square Tupperware of the same pattern so they all stack.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.798946 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.798947 del
>>798944
There's a new bullshit health claim like that every week


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.798948 del
>>798919
It's just cow's milk m8. And if it's good quality why not cook with it?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.798949 del
plastic is perfectly safe and natural


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.798950 del
>>798946
Very strange post, cursed, please do not make any more posts like these.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.798951 del
>>798948
>cow's milk


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.798952 del
>>798950
please go away


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.798953 del
Plastic shrinks your balls. Alcohol literally lowers your testosterone.
Hence the gooners on this board are weak and gay.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.798954 del
>>798944
I figured they'd be less bad because the plastic isn't in direct contact with the food.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.798955 del
>>798948
Because of the cost. I'm saying that the better quality when cooked probably doesn't justify the premium you pay for the milk. I use the fancy milk for drinking (or in coffee) and use homebrand milk for scones and shit.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.798956 del
Meal prep is a destructive meme. Eat fresh and enjoy the meal.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.798957 del
Cat just peed on the carpet in front of me. I've got so many problems neets why must Cat be like this.
I'll have to take Cat to the vet on Monday which will take half the day and I just don't have the time.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.798958 del
Raw milk only


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.798959 del
>>798956
You just prep anything you have to cook in batches, so I froze 5 zip lock bags of chilli but when I reheat them I'll have fresh rice or salad.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.798960 del
Took a huge shit. My arse is struggling to get back down to size.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.798961 del
>>798957
Bring her in for a free consultation.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.798962 del
>>798955
Ever added straight cream to coffee?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.798963 del
5 zip log bags of estrogen


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.798964 del
Downloaded some peak Jenna Haxe


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.798965 del
>>798905
Both have links to temple of set.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.798966 del
>>798942
>1 litre serving size
appropriate


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.798967 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.798968 del
>>798944
an important thing is not reheat the plastic in the microwave, even if they say microwave safe


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.798969 del
>>798965
please elaborate


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.798970 del
>>798969
I think Hubbard was also a member of Crowley's thing, which is a mix of kaballah and hermeticism for gentiles.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.798971 del
Weber be like yes the blonde is objectively prettier but I still get a a semi looking at this Asian


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.798972 del
>>798967
It's just fucking FATTY MILK


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.798973 del
>>798971
What are you talking about?
At teh moment just about everything is giving me a semi


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.798974 del
>>798972
But way more expensive.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.798975 del
They should remake Roxanne with Olive, Cruisey, and Weber.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.798976 del
I might head back to the pokie joint tonight. I'm gonna run out of standards before I sleep anyway.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.798977 del
>>798976
When are you boarding the fucking wagon?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.798978 del
Neighbours heard me listening to them.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.798979 del
>>798977
Tomorrow for real. MongoDB interview monday arvo


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.798980 del
Any minute now, I'm going to just smash it out and get it done quick and right.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.798981 del
>>798978
Noisy listener


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.798982 del
>>798980
A big wank?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.798983 del
Is there a cure for muscle pain after gym, I feel like a cripple.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.798984 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.798985 del
>>798974
Keep a small tub of cream to supplement cheap milk. Winning?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.798986 del
>>798983
yeah its called not being gay


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.798987 del
>>798978
Big root?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.798988 del
>>798983
It is called DOMS and you will stop getting it once your body is used to regular workouts.

Google will give you suggestions for dealing with it in the meantime.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.798989 del
>>798976
Just put $20 in.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.798990 del
Female orgasms arent real


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.798991 del
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This is where nuro is sleeping tonight.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.798992 del
>>798991
Poorly bantered. 💩


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.798993 del
>I can't help but put

>unnecessary spaces between my sentences

>Because I ain't nothing but

>a nincompoop


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.798994 del
Waiting for Jurassic Park 3(III) to come on the telly.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.798995 del
>>798991
Accurate. He's too drunk to drive back to the Noosa beachfront mansion full of cocaine and bitches.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.798996 del
>>798994
Wish you could cuddle me and feed me goon as we watched ☺️


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.798997 del
>>798996
I'm happy to cuddle/rape you but you're not getting any of my goon.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.798998 del
I love you Paul.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.798999 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.799000 del
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Remember how covid gentiles stopped people from having funerals


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.799001 del
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o7


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.799002 del
Got two slices of bread under the grill with butter, garlic and cheese.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.799003 del
>>799002
We will have one each.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.799004 del
>>799003
You can have the top one.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.799005 del
>>799004
cashed up cruisey


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.799006 del
>>799004
It needs another few minutes under the grill.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.799007 del
>>799006
The crusts were getting too crispy.
Hungry again.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.799008 del
Good night NEETs. 😴 💤


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.799009 del
Scratched my pubes. All sweaty and stinky down there. Excessive heat recently.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.799010 del
Every time I watch an SES briefing or address of other major weather things on the news, its always a gigantic fat cunt telling people what to do.
Why aren't they normal, fit blokes who tell you to stop driving through flood waters? Always incel fatties


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.799011 del
>>799010
Most of those guys want to be cops but are not good enough.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.799012 del
>>799011
A cops salary can't maintain the executive lifestyle anyway.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.799013 del
I hate cops.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.799014 del
Claudia Romeo is a huge slut.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.799015 del
They're getting ready for bed after a big day on the water and a picnic in the park, they brought home many leftovers tucked away in their middle class family fridge and some half packets of chips they have neatly rolled up with elastic bands on the kitchen counter.
Gonna start with a swim in their pool before I make my way in through the back door.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.799016 del
Therapist visit?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.799017 del
>>799016
Moonlight home visits


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.799018 del
Out of choof


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.799019 del
Can't sleep.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.799020 del
>>799019
Fuck off cunt where's my chink GF.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.799021 del
>>799020
She is in bed with me. Give her a squirt of WD-40 and she'll be right.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.799022 del
back on the chamomille, some day I'm gonna lead a better life than this


NEET Admin 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.799023 del
>>799022
Better than chamomile? Linden?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.799024 del
Sorry.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.799025 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.799027 del
The scene with a close up of Sam's lips where he says 'share the load' repeatedly wad a bit on the nose for me.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.799028 del
Lack of sleep. Awful.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.799029 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.799030 del
>>799008
Sleep tight.

>>799028
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.799031 del
>>799001
Thanks o7


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.799032 del
>>799027
There's a deleted scene where frodo takes smeagol alone into a cave and lets him play with the ring in exchange for sucking his cock.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.799033 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.799034 del
I AM LOOKING FOR A BENTO BOX


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.799036 del
>>799032
Weber always said that toothless gobbies were the best.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.799037 del
>>799034
Go to daiso.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.799038 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.799039 del
>>799035
Poor Joslin.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.799040 del
>>799033
>>799038
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.799041 del
morning bros


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.799042 del
>>799041
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.799043 del
pondering where to drive Motherbat this mording
she has to be back home by 12.00 to have the slow cooker on at 1.00pm


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.799044 del
>>799043
Is there a short scenic drive you could take her on?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.799045 del
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NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.799046 del
>>799044
We've done Lyndoch and the Barossa in the past week, so nothing out North.
I could drive to Outer Harbor and along the esplanade I guess. I think there migt even be a market on Torrens Island.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.799047 del
>>799046
The market sounds a good idea she can do a last bit of shopping.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.799048 del
>>799045
Thanks. I was leaning towards 1L just because it is more economical but I suppose I won't be using it.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.799049 del
thinking of cooking another big batch of goyslop today


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.799050 del
>>799049
like a stew? Why dont you make use of your oven?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.799051 del
Really tired and can't sleep.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.799052 del
>>799051
You can't go to bed now, it is 8am


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.799053 del
>>799052
I'm going to bed.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.799054 del
>>799053
I'll come in and jump up and down on the bed.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.799055 del
>>799050
it'll be roast pork with baked beans, cooked as a huge 15+ feedpack batch


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.799056 del
>>799055
oven meal preps are easier sometimes. I got 16 eggs I gotta use up so I might make a quiche or something if I got the cheese. alternatively I might batch the eggs into a scramble and put that into a lasgnae.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.799057 del
>>799053
Monk? No!


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.799058 del
>>799056
>quiche
Quiche Lorraine would be a good idea.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.799059 del
Severely woes by bad dreams.
Unsure how to make bad dreams go away


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.799060 del
>>799058
*egg pie


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.799061 del
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Might make a mega egg pie with a pastry base and heaps of broccoli and cheese. I can bag portions and freeze them. The thinner it is the better it defrosts.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.799062 del
>>799061
The post text sounds good, but that image is vile.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.799063 del
>>799062
I have lots of sunflower seeds and pepitas. I also have an air popper that can toast said seeds nicely. I wonder how that would go in the egg pie, gastronomically speaking.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.799064 del
garn woolies to get some goyslop ingredients, you neets want anything?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.799065 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.799066 del
>>799064
A kit-kat block please. The original.
Cruisey needs some proper bread mix. One with yeast included.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.799067 del
>>799043
Revival Cafe, get the corn fritters with avo


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.799068 del
>>799046
I wanted to go to pooraka markets but too lazy and stayed up late.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.799069 del
>>799067
>>799068
Drove to Outer Harbor and then back along the sea front to Semaphore. Got a coffee and a sausage roll at the bakery. Stopped at the Mazda and VW dealerships at Mawson Lakes on the way back.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.799070 del
>>799065
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.799071 del
>>799069
>Stopped at the Mazda and VW dealerships
Looking for a new or used car?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.799072 del
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>>799056
If you scroll just right, he looks like a lady's bum.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.799073 del
>>799071
New car. I'll keep looking.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.799074 del
>>799072
I thought it was photoshopped to look like that.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.799076 del
>>799074
oh maybe it was


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.799077 del


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.799078 del
>>799069
I haven't been to the bakery there. Was it good?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.799079 del
>>799050
a stew??? in this weather???????


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.799080 del
>>799078
Motherbat said I made a better sausage roll, and I am inclined to agree.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.799081 del
>>799080
You dont need her anymore


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.799082 del
>>799079
We are making chiggen curry in the slow cooker.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.799083 del
>>799080
You need to open Webboboigs and share your talents.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.799084 del
The Kia Cerato GT looks alright. Better than the fucken Mazda sedans.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.799085 del
Woke up again today with no missions and zero strength, zero charisma zero luck. Woe


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.799086 del
>>799084
7 year warranty is as good as any other brand.
Is this for you or her?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.799087 del
>>799084
Kinda dont care what the car looks like
Just how it serves you


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.799088 del
>>799086
Me.
I figure SAPOL drive them and it would have been all over the news if they were lemons.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.799089 del
>>799080
I'll give it a miss.
Soto's is crap too now, not sure what is good down there.
There's a fish and chip shop in taperoo that's nice on the road to outer harbour.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.799090 del
>>799087
It serves looking appropriate.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.799091 del
>>799088
As pursuit cars or just undercover?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.799092 del
>>799091
Highway patrol have some Stingers and the regular ones use a Kia SUV of some sort.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.799093 del
>>799090
affectations vs performance
this shit is why we cant have nice things


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.799094 del
>>799088
I like the look of their suvs too.
Are they all petrol or hybrid?


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.799095 del
>>799094
Petrol


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.799096 del
>>799092
Had a caravan of undercovers race past here the other day with the lights on and I was amazed at the variety.
The last one was some sort of suped up hatchback.


NEET 01/06/2024 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.799097 del
noot noot!


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.799098 del
>>799096
Did you flip pidgeons?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.799100 del
>>799098
Nah just watched there was 7 or 8 of them.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.799101 del
>>799099
Who gave niggers a crowd controllers ticket. Hammas wouldn't take that shit


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.799102 del
>>799096
I saw a person pulled over in Davo by a plumbers van. Was really dirty and looked like they got it and didn't clean it.
Probably some scam by lizbef cops. After using them once or twice they probably get auctioned off for nothing, and bought by someone with their finger in the pie.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.799103 del
Good Moaning NEETs.

Power has been off for the past hour. Fucks sake. I was going to venture out and do some shopping but there is no point if the fridge is going to be off all day. Fuck.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.799104 del
He forgot to pay the power bill.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.799105 del
>>799103
Good morning NEET. You should go out for a walk you sound stressed.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.799106 del
>>799105
reported for fatphobic sentiment


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.799107 del
>>799104
no i checked its 800 customers in the area


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.799108 del
>>799106
You're chortling.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.799109 del
>>799085
Negative XP?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.799110 del
>>799109
Re-roll


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.799111 del
>>799104
nope thats Stanners tier....

also an absolutely pathetic display by him last night. just lonely desperate, schitzo behaviour


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.799112 del
>>799111
you seem upset


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.799113 del
>>799102
I guess the one you least expect is a good one.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.799114 del
Bit rich coming from the guy who gets blind drunk at work because he couldn't wait until he got home


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.799115 del
a rat named Keith


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.799116 del
It's barely even bothering to pretend today
Lol


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.799117 del
>>799114
So true.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.799118 del
early episode


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.799119 del
>>799118
I think it is a little frustrated because we have been ignoring it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.799120 del
>>799112
Just so tired of it and i dont even know who is running the board anyore.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.799121 del
>>799120
no one is


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.799122 del
>>799119
Frustration is because you guys let it metastasise.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.799123 del
/anarchyneets/


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.799124 del
And this is the bit where it switches over to random gibberish because it thinks it has our attention.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.799125 del
>>799124
Go for a walk and calm down.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.799126 del
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>everyone is IGA


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.799127 del
>>799126
Haha, classic IGA, you're a rascal.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.799128 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.799129 del
Imagine having to live inside that head.
Cheers NEETs check back in later.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.799130 del
>>799129
Have a nice walk.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.799131 del
>>799128
It's ogre


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.799132 del
Having a raspberry cruiser


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.799133 del
Is there a mental health disorder aus/neets/ is missing?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.799134 del
>>799133
I think we've got the full set.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.799135 del
>>799132
4 pack?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.799136 del
>>799135
Yes. I got a sparkling shiraz for later.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.799137 del
>>799134
We've got a few scitzoids but no scitzos. No bulemics, maybe no codependent


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.799138 del
>>799136
I miss Shiraz


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.799139 del
>>799133
HPD Hyper Basedness Disorder


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.799140 del
>>799133
IGA is 100% BPD

BPD is characterized by nine symptoms according to the DSM-5. To be diagnosed, a person must meet at least five of the following:[27]: 663 

Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment[28]
Unstable and chaotic interpersonal relationships, often characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation, also known as "splitting"
Markedly disturbed sense of identity and distorted self-image[8]
Impulsive or reckless behaviors (e.g., uncontrollable spending, unsafe sex, substance use disorders, reckless driving, binge eating)[29]
Recurrent suicidal ideation or self harm
Rapidly shifting intense emotional dysregulation
Chronic feelings of emptiness
Inappropriate, intense anger that can be difficult to control
Transient, stress-related paranoid or severe dissociative symptoms


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.799141 del
>>799139
BASED
A E
S S
E A
DESAB


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.799142 del
>>799136
You're a sparkling shiraz


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.799143 del
>>799140
Not real


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.799144 del
>>799140
IGA is full house DSM-V BPD apart from that chronic feelings of emptyness because with that no-inner voice thing he's got happening, emptyness is kind of a baseline.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.799145 del
Guess it was too drunk again last night to drive back to its new beachfront mansion in Noosa...


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.799146 del
that was good moofie last night
big fella did a good one


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.799147 del
I wish I could enjoy movies. Too much mental damage has accumulated.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.799148 del
Every time Based Nuro is caught lying he becomes a little bit less Based in my mind.
Be a truthful NEET please Nuro, or one day you will not be considered Based at all.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.799149 del
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>>799148
You must have an inner voice to have an opinion here.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.799150 del
Here we see a lonely and desperate man trying to imitate normal human interactions.
He is not very good at it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.799151 del
>>799086
>7 year warranty is as good as any other brand.
A potential downside is you are stuck to their service centres for service work and repairs, unless you use authorised parts and can show that outside work wasn't responsible for the failure:
>Non genuine, unapproved or unauthorised accessories are NOT covered by the KIA New Vehicle Warranty. In the event of a concern please refer to the express warranties of the respective manufacturers or suppliers.
>Such replacement or repair is to be carried out by an authorised KIA Dealer at its place of business
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kwcms/au/en/files/service/Kia-Warranty-terms-and-conditions.pdf

The second sentence in the second point is also a way of reducing the warranty period if you don't use their crap. Also, the capped price servicing can also be dodgy if you have a turbo and the car requires special oils or components not covered under the capped priced servicing.

Dealership service centres can also be a pain in the arse to deal with for warranty repairs and the manufacturers have no control over them. It took about six months for me to get one air bag replaced spanning over about a year of visits and the fault light was on for at lot of it. I was never certain if any or all the airbags would deploy but it was never really a priority for them.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.799152 del
>>799137
>no codependent
Nuro and IGA


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.799153 del
>>799140
IGA is just a dickhead who lives to hate people. Is there a dickhead personality discorder in the DSM?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.799154 del
Weber is out there looking at new cars like his neglected health isn't a bomb ticking down and about to go off.
Weber please go to the doctor and get put on medication to bring your blood sugar under control. Look after yourself. You're worth it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.799155 del
>>799153
Attention seeking child covers it pretty well.
He just wants peope to notice him.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.799156 del
>>799152
Same person


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.799157 del
>>799151
>way of reducing the warranty period if you don't use their crap.
Some manufacturers have two warranty lanes is what I mean. One for everything through the dealership as an authorised work that is the longer period and the other is using your local mechanic without authorised parts for a shorter warranty period.
But I think it is phasing out more, as other manufacturers are offering longer warranties with better conditions but something to be aware of when you see those long warranty periods that they hide these types of conditions everywhere.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.799158 del
>>799157
So for the long warranty everything has to be done through them?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.799159 del
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>>799145
When you work you can afford nice things 😎


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.799160 del
>>799064
>>799066
God how I'm craving something sugary.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.799161 del
>>799104
He doesn't pay it because he doesn't own the place. It is Michelle Freeman's.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.799162 del
If you want attention retard why not tell us your background story?
How exactly did you become this horrible loathesome demented creature?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.799163 del
>>799158
It is probably a question to ask when a brand has been picked and to be reviewed in all that sales documentation signed.
The warranties are offered to show how reliable their vehicles are and are often sold as cheap, but fine print over consumables (windscreen wipers) and other crap add up. The warranties help get people in the door and dealerships don't care after it leaves the lot because it becomes the service centres responsibility.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.799164 del
>>799159
How the fuck do you charge your eeb when its in the van?
And why dont you have racing seats?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.799165 del
>>799163
Ah, that makes sense.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.799166 del
>>799147
I want to watch the blade films but I've seen them too many times.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.799167 del
Insurance, warranties, it's all a scam.
Buy what you can actually afford and take responsibility for looking after it


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.799168 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.799169 del
>>799167
They are all scams, but fate has a funny way of fucking you if you don't play the game.
I looked after the Commodore for what would be 15 years this year, but it has reached the point where doing anything much more than fluid maintenance is a waste of money.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.799170 del
2024 is the year of mental illness


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.799171 del
Craving choggy milk. What's the best way to make it at home?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.799172 del
>>799171
Milk and pepsi.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.799173 del
Do you remember those flavoured additive straws for drinking milk?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.799174 del
>>799171
Its called Milo and you can get it in a tin


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.799175 del
>>799173
You're either Motherbat's age or remembering a brief period a few years ago when they became a thing again.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.799176 del
Slow cooker is on.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.799177 del
>>799164
I Can charge the EEB in the van. The fast charger draws 180watts, it still takes over two hours to charge the eeb from flat so there isnt a use case for it. I have only done it twice on the way back from brissy,

>racing seats
no this is an ordinary white van its purpose in life is to be under the radar


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.799178 del
>>799162
>horrible loathesome demented creature

that is a very good use of words


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.799179 del
>>799169
Tell me that again while holding a pencil.
If you buy a bomb you pay through the nose for parts and repair, but you're only 10k hanging out.
Spend 60k and you're 60k hanging, insurance costs a fortune, you're still left with a depreciating asset even during the warranty period, and you've got to pay servicing. It's 60 of liability.

No, buy a cheap car outright, only get third party, put your money in a term deposit, shop around for servicing.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.799180 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.799181 del
>>799177
Normies fear battered white vans. They remember the mysterious car park damage to their bimbo boxes like its trauma.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.799182 del
>>799181
I fear them because NK raped me in one.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.799183 del
>>799181
My van is modern and new, no body damage. Feels good Mang.

Well looks like power has been reconnected. Time to do some shopping.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.799184 del
Is this both characters leaving or just the one (1)?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.799185 del
>>799179
some twenty year old cars hold their value because chuds know that they are higher quality than low margin chink made goywagons with highly stressed greenwash motors and recycled legacy branding.

Commodores, camrys, falcons and hiluxes are highly servicable and reliable.

But thats just my opinion, everyone has thier own value system, look at nuro and his lancia. That model was dumped on by that tv show topgear, if i recall.

He is lucky to find a new motor for it, is he gonna work on it himself or just send it to a engine reco place?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.799186 del
Doh


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.799187 del
>>799133
Ocd, none of us are organised.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.799188 del
>>799187
I'm fairly well organised but that's probably autism.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.799189 del
>>799179
>shop around for servicing.
There are dodgy places that offer cheap services. I had one provide me with a list of OEM parts that should be replaced on a 10 year old car. There was nothing mechanically wrong with the car apart from the tire I fucked up and was getting replaced then swapped with the spare on the car.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.799190 del
>>799151
>service centre
Yeah that sucks, Peter Kittle tried to do that to me, but mines second hand so I didn't care.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.799191 del
>>799159
Maybe Nuro is just on a level of satire that we don't get.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.799192 del
>>799191
Like mimes?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.799193 del
>>799185
I agree


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.799194 del
>>799189
Yea but you are just ticking the box for insurance


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.799195 del
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>>799004
Was this intentional?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.799196 del
>>799184
I have no idea which one is which. I think I just pretended the ones with 4chan lingo is Nuro. The antagonist is mixed in to.
And 10k the cunt.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.799197 del
>>799195
I gave possum the top one because that's where all the rape comes from.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.799198 del
>>799196
I'm only a cunt when the show starts.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.799199 del
where's the best place to buy garlic bread?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.799200 del
>>799194
For comprehensive, yes.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.799202 del
>>799201
Possum is banned from taking cooked garlic bread in the new car.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.799203 del
>>799099
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.799204 del
>>799202
Crumbs everywhere?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.799205 del
>>799204
and buttery fingerprints


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.799206 del
Puddle on the seat


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.799207 del
>>799206
That too.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.799208 del
Made a slice of garlic bread by frying it in a pan with some oil and a slice of cheese. Didn't put enough garlic on it, why am I such a mong?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.799209 del
>>799196
That was a very foolish thing to say too btw.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.799210 del
Poo rape


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.799211 del
>>799137
>no codependent


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.799212 del
I found this guide to manners and found it interesting. I have bad habits of giving unsolicited advice and also talking about minutiae all the time.
---

You are forbidden from publicly humiliating anyone. In fact, so long as others are trying in good faith to interact respectfully, you are obligated to help them save face in embarrassing social situations.

You may not ask invasive personal questions. Other people’s age, weight, and illnesses are not your business unless and until they choose to make them so. Nor are their intimate relationships or reproductive plans.

You may not offer unsolicited advice. Presume that other people are competently managing their own lives as they see fit. If they want your thoughts on their relationships, finances, or dietary habits, they will ask.

You may not criticize other people’s appearances, except to alert them to smudged lipstick, open zippers, or other accidents fixable in a quick run to the restroom. This prohibition includes backhanded compliments to the effect of, “You look so much better like this!”

You may not annoy acquaintances with your personal minutiae. You may be warmly cordial with co-workers, service personnel, fellow PTA members, or others whose unavoidable commitments have brought them into contact with you. They are unlikely to be fascinated by completely off-mission details of your existence, such as your workout regimen, diet, political opinions, or the dream you had last night. Minimize the risk of boring or offending them.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.799213 del
>>799212
Are you a member of a parent teacher association?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.799214 del
>>799182
We've all been there.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.799215 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.799216 del
>>799212
How to be a Reasonable Person 101


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.799217 del
>wasting my life watching ufos youtube videos again


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.799218 del
I am thinking about engaging in some fridge-meme adjacent behaviour


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.799219 del
>>799218
Is the autopilot light flashing again?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.799220 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.799221 del
IT CANT BE PINKU (THAT'S JAPANESE FOR PINK) OR ANY GIRL COLOR


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.799222 del
>>799183
>My van
Kek


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.799223 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.799224 del
>>799223
I went to the jungle once, but they didnt call it the jungle, we called it "The J".


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.799225 del
I would fuck both Bindi and her brother. No homo.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.799226 del
>>799219
Yes, rapidly


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.799227 del
Unfortunately for Monk his preinstalled autopilot was programmed by Pajeet.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.799228 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.799229 del
Finna watch our boy Costa


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.799231 del
>>799230
not a comfy post


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.799232 del
>>799230
>300m sniper shot
an amazing feat


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.799233 del
I'm more amazed that an engineer and former special operations sniper did it for only 100k.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.799234 del
Hungry again already. Badly craving a kitkat after that other neet mentioned one.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.799235 del
(101.09 KB 600x581 That Feel When.jpg)


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.799236 del
>>799234
kitkat neet teases and torments us


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.799237 del
>>799230
Back shooters like him dont do well in peacetime.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.799238 del
>>799221
>PINKU
Pippa?!


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.799239 del
back on the beyond creepy videos https://youtube.com/watch?v=yGbM4vUo4X8 [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.799240 del
Cheeky coons

https://youtube.com/watch?v=00XmXN0_79E [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.799241 del
>>799233
It's all lies, take it back to pol


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.799242 del
>>799240
They should just operate with a night counter 24/7.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.799243 del
Got some laucke crusty white and set the bread maker to French.
Almost 6hrs.
Looks dry.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.799244 del
Are there many boongs in cairns?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.799245 del
>>799243
You didn't measure the water carefully enough.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.799246 del
>>799238
It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.799247 del
Bill has fucked my printer. Complaining about nozzle checks and printing bullshit.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.799248 del
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I remember I used to hate sundays when I was in high school because I'd have to go back to school the next day. They gave me anxiety. Now I'm a neet and don't have to go anywhere, but I still hate them.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.799249 del
>>799243
If you had visited the Sculptures he could have helped you.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.799250 del
>>799246
What's teh Japanese word for 'cringe'?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.799251 del
>>799248
Sunday night is contemplating suicide night if you're a wagie.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.799252 del
>>799247
Clogged with jizz?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.799253 del
>>799250
Unzari suru


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.799254 del
>>799247
B I L L E D


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.799255 del
>>799245
I did so. 380ml.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.799256 del
>>799252
clogged with asbestos and his jizz and probably half a goulash pie and a splash of fizz wizz mother


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.799257 del
>>799251
Do you think I could sue for the trauma that high school has caused me? Collect damages for not being able to enjoy sundays?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.799258 del
Going to cook some bolognese.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.799259 del
>>799257
Probably. You could also sue for being pushed down a path of abject failure or some such.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.799260 del
>>799255
You need to hold it up to eye level.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.799261 del
>>799250
Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.799262 del
>>799257
The school would sue your parents in return.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.799263 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.799264 del
>>799262
I'm ok with that


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.799265 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.799266 del
NEETs with glasses, is there a trick to not fogging them up when it gets hot?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.799267 del
Goodbye Costa, hello Nigella.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.799268 del
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Whats the movie tonight?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.799270 del
>>799258
I'll be making 'dirty rice' with a pack of sausages that have a best-before of January 1st.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.799271 del
>>799269
That is an advert.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.799273 del
>>799268
Pumping Anal


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.799274 del
>>799266
Just ignore it and it goes away.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.799275 del
Motherbat forgets to take her glasses off when she opens the oven door and the rush of hot air fogs them over. I do nothing to help.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.799276 del
>>799273
Then HP 91?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.799277 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.799278 del
>>799263
I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.799279 del
Haven't had a mint in like 16 hours
Fangin a mint


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.799280 del
>>799275
I'm putting your good son trophy back in the cupboard


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.799281 del
>>799272
>WARNING: FLAMMABLE EYE IRRITANT


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.799282 del
>>799280
I've been having to tell her I will pay for the new car, such is my good boy status.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.799283 del
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>>799268
Pumping Iron (1977)...arnie is gonna give us some tips on lifting.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.799284 del
>>799282
Kek, they are easier to deal with in small doses.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.799285 del
What time are we watching again?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.799286 del
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>>799283
>.webp


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.799287 del
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Still a bit of cleaning up to do but squad 1 is done.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.799288 del
>>799286
I'm sure they could have found an exec to plug the gap.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.799289 del
>>799285
7pm AEDT


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.799290 del
>>799289
6.30pm BEST A


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.799291 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.799292 del
>>799287
They look good.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.799293 del
Watching this journalist debunking all the silliness at skinwalker ranch. It's quite good: https://youtube.com/watch?v=a6Wud0LzFQY [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.799294 del
>>799287
They need a bus to drive around in


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.799295 del
>>799287
Ready to attack.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.799296 del
>>799294
I am going to do another 5 men and then an APC for them.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.799297 del
Armoured Possum Carrier


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.799298 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.799299 del
>>799296
are you gonna make a house for your dolls?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.799300 del
>>799299
Yes I will I may even put a small pan of shit in there for them to eat.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.799301 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.799302 del
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>>799300
>small pan of shit
Make it a steamer!


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.799303 del
might open the sparkling


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.799304 del
>>799279
I've been spitting blue shit out all morning, fuck they annoy me.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.799305 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.799306 del
>>799286
I thought that was his nose, then I thought it was his beak.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.799307 del
>>799287
Purple people eaters


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.799308 del
>>799290
Thank you


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.799309 del
Goodbye Nigella, hello Aryna and Elena.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.799310 del
>>799305
ooh and only 2000 HUF!
thanks neet


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.799311 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.799312 del
peter garrett arse bleed sparkling shiraz


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.799313 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.799314 del
Has the show begun?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.799315 del
>>799314
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MRHbrRdhMPs [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.799316 del
>>799314
He's in random gibberish mode still.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.799317 del
>>799303
Too early.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.799318 del
Started drinking too early. My goon won't last until bedtime.
After all these years of gooning, I'm still not a professional at planning my standards.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.799319 del
>>799317
too late


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.799320 del
>>799310
You will never be hung, Gary.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.799321 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.799322 del
>>799318
I have half a choof left and I'm sober.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.799323 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.799324 del
>>799320
Rightfully a germ, Annie.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.799325 del
>>799287
Good job. They look great.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.799326 del
>>799322
Half a cone or half a sesh?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.799327 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.799328 del
>>799270
Based. I cooked some slightly out of date beef mince with a tin of coconut milk and some pasta. A pretty shit meal really but all I've got.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.799329 del
>>799328
Sounds horrible, hope you enjoyed it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.799330 del
Might have to go for a booze cruise


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.799331 del
>>799323
Ernie dingo is a white fella bitch.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.799332 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.799333 del
>>799330
Sounds good, don't worry about the increase in speed bumps.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.799334 del
>>799330
you said it was wagon day today you cunt


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.799335 del
>>799334
He'll start tomorrow.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.799336 del
>>799334
There's always tomorrow.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.799337 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.799338 del
>>799335
It's yesterday still somewhere else.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.799339 del
>>799337
100% natty


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.799340 del
>tfw no bangmaid


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.799341 del
>>799335
>>799336
he has an interview tomorrow that he has done zero prep for


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.799342 del
Bad Monk!


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.799343 del
>>799341
He can study tonight, slot in a power nap and ace that interview!


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.799344 del
>>799341
I will probably bail on it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.799345 del
Going to play Skyrim.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.799346 del
>>799344
We know


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.799347 del
>>799344
You can do it, can you keep it to a few to get to sleep if you drink tonight?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.799348 del
>>799341
He can wing it, I believe in him.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.799349 del
>>799344
You are God's chosen one, drink and be merry tonight and smash that interview tomorrow.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.799350 del
>mongodb
That's the db created specifically for mongs to use, so it should be fairly simple right? No need to prep.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.799351 del
>>799350
Another interview with that company?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.799352 del
If monk gets on the standards tonight I'm gonna have a melted chocolate binge to show support.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.799353 del
>>799352
Solidarity like this is a good example for all the other NEETs on here.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.799354 del
>>799351
yes, and now he;'s going to cancel the third chance they've given him


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.799355 del
This is what fridge frogs do to a person.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.799356 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.799357 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.799358 del
>>799357
They do look a bit angry to me.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.799359 del
Like they were having a nice time and a dirt bike hooned past.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.799360 del
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Anything good on telly tonight Webster?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.799361 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.799362 del
>>799360
You're not going to believe this, but Motherbat programmed that into the Fetch and told me about it earlier today.


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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.799364 del
>>799360
Also on Monday night, the series 'Blanca' at 10:45pm is actually really good.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.799365 del
>>799362
Download some quality programming like Honk (2022) for her.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.799366 del
>>799365
They're advertising a cinema film about mallards at the moment.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.799367 del
>>799366
I am halfway through Honk. It is peaceful. Good Sunday watching.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.799368 del
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Mongo Mallards on my mind!


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.799369 del
>>799368
>tfw your balls get caught


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.799370 del
Watching crawdads


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.799371 del
Someone left my gape out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to rape it
And I'll never have that opportunity again


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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.799373 del
>>799328
M8 some NEETs can only afford BEANs. I would have left the coconut milk out though and made a 'dry' bolognese.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.799374 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.799375 del
>>799374
I want to steal his beard.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.799376 del
I've wanted to try mince with a can of minestrone soup. I think it'd work well.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.799377 del
Getting into the whiskey. Lack of cones will do it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.799378 del
>>799377
a blegh?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.799380 del
>>799377
Pop over the nullarbor and I'll shout you some.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.799381 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.799382 del
>>799378
Durkeie
Watching crawdads is making me emotional


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.799383 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.799384 del
>>799383
BEST A uses steel and concrete together.
Also timber does conduct electricity, albeit poorly. Conducts it very well if the poll is wet. Redditors fucking suck.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.799385 del
Might be too big for the bread maker.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.799386 del
>>799385
Use some lube


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.799387 del
There is something particularly nefarious about the Australian subreddits. Total lack of humour. Dryer than a corporate lunch room infact. Incessant complaining about anything and everything. Most people posting are probably not white. A good microcosm of what is to come for the country.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.799388 del
>>799380
I am a hungry fella, in need of a filling.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.799389 del
>>799387
The NT one is alright they know what boongs are like.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.799391 del
>>799387
Australian Reddit is basically Melbourne. Utterly insufferable cunts.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.799392 del
>>799383
>>799384
My old neighbour used to work with Mr Stobie at ETSA. He was in his 70s and was around the same age as his son, who also worked for ETSA. >>799386
I poked it and it went down.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.799393 del
>>799387
>Most people posting are probably not white.
Scary.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.799394 del
>>799392
Poke and a blow job, winning.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.799395 del
>>799394
Only if I win a couple features.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.799396 del
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>>799362
Spooky

>>799364
Grazie


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.799397 del
It begins.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.799398 del
>>799376
Don't season the meat. Plenty of sodium in the can.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.799399 del
>>799382
Weber is a choofhead? This is news to me.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.799400 del
>>799399
Webby smokes the biggest dankest buds


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.799401 del
No mallards were harmed on that cruise but I did have to speak to another person (irl)


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.799402 del
Did nothing, couldn't get anything done. Woe


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.799403 del
>>799402
Wash your dishes.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.799404 del
>>799385
Get out.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.799405 del
>>799387
A co-worker once told me my humour was drier than teh Sahara desert.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.799406 del
>>799402
Wash your dick.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.799407 del
>>799406
*neetstick


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.799408 del
chiggen currey was good


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.799409 del
>>799408
Well chiggen currey'd


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.799410 del
>>799403
I pile my dishes up in the sink until they spill over onto the floor


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.799411 del
>>799410
I only use 1 of each thing at a time so I have bugger all to wash.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.799412 del
Little sister don't you.

LIttle sister don't you.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.799413 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.799414 del
8 more feedpacks into the freezer - this time roast pork and baked beans


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.799415 del
>>799414
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.799416 del
He ruined that loaf by poking it.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.799417 del
>>799416
I bet he gets a yeast infection.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.799418 del
>>799414
Well stock'd


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.799419 del
If you leave your dishes outside the ants will clean them for you


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.799420 del
>>799414
Feed should be going into your stomach not the freexer. The meal prep meme has made a meal prep out of (You).


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.799421 del
>>799417
He is more likely to have given the bread an infection.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.799422 del
>>799419
#HoboLifeHacks


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.799423 del
>>799421
Soured dough


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.799424 del
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Pumping Iron (1977) will be on in 1 hour neets: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno face off in a no-holds-barred competition for the title of Mr. Olympia in this critically-acclaimed film that made Schwarzenegger a household name. Sounds like Arnie gets up to all sorts of dirty tricks to win.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.799426 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.799427 del
>>799426
Detergent Jones Pepe


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.799428 del
>>799401
Chance of wagon tomorrow?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.799429 del
Can we do some youtube vids before 7pm?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.799430 del
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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.799432 del
>>799429
I suppose, how long did you want?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.799433 del
strawby panacotta and apricots for pudding


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.799434 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9XXKogS0WZY [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.799435 del
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Gonna warm the car up


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.799436 del
I wonder if many prostitutes can play the piano.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.799437 del
>>799436
couple of dead ones in my living room couldn't


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.799438 del
Resin.
Because 10k is a troll face.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.799439 del
It STINKS


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.799440 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FfsbCBTAnAg [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.799441 del
>>799438
I offered.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.799442 del
>>799435
Smart.


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NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.799444 del
>>799398
Parsley and paprika.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.799445 del
>>799443
That looks like a snail


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.799446 del
I love you weber


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.799447 del
I like Weber.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.799448 del
>>799434
Very bad, rhythm is all wrong and the glass ruins the the acoustics.
The piece has kletzmer themes and is usually led by clarinet, it was in eyes wide shut because of the new York Jewish setting. It's a waltz but played strictly it sounds like a band piece, it has to swing. It's about two dancers one who is confident and the other who is tentative and the synthesis is found through the rhythm. This is also why it's often regarded as sex music.

The pianist in the red dress makes pretences then falls back like a starfish, her job was done 30 seconds into the piece


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.799449 del
>>799448
It gave me a semi


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.799450 del
>>799449
>It gave me a semi


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.799451 del
>>799424
That moofie is basically soft core porn for gays. I'll be watching teh cricket like a real straight man.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.799452 del
Still looking at that 6 month transformation pic NEET posted


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.799453 del
Let's get a vocaroo of you playing teh piano then Weber.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.799454 del
>>799452
Which NEET transitioned?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.799455 del
>>799443
Based.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.799456 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.799457 del
Andre the Giant was stronger than Arnie


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.799458 del
Apparently Victor flooded


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.799459 del
>>799432
Still waiting for a reply, how much time does youtube neet want?


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.799460 del
Iga takes the first set. 2 luv in teh second.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.799461 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.799462 del
>>799459
He's got 22 minutes to make his mind up


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.799463 del
>Members of the Australian NEET Defence Force load tendies and goon into the choppah before taking off for the next thread.


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.799464 del
I was all alone in the movie room


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.799465 del
MOULDY WEBER FLAPJACK TITTIES


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.799466 del


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.799467 del
BENTO BOX LOCATED


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.799468 del
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ONE DRINK BEFORE TAKEOFF


NEET 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.799469 del
Edited last time by imissfather on 01/14/2024 (Sun) 06:41.



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