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NEET General #782 - Tomorrow Is Another Day Edition NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No. 796411
You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

OLD: >>795440


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.796426 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.796427 del
Farts are keeping me awake. I've opened my windows for fear of suffocation.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.796465 del
How?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.796466 del
>>796465
Orally.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.796467 del
I think the choppah crashed again.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.796468 del
morning bros


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.796469 del
>>796468
Morning


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.796470 del
>>796468
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.796471 del
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>>796468
>>796469
Good Morning NEETies

Bakehouse still closed. Using up the last of the tendies from the freezer. Comfy rainy day ahead. God I hope stammers gets flooded again.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.796472 del
Might do my poo soon.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.796473 del
ngl neets, disappointed by the lack of apocalyptic tsunamis in japan today


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.796474 del
>>796471
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.796475 del
Yep, think I'm gonna poo.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.796476 del
>>796473
Yes it was all a bit of a let down.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.796477 del
>>796473
>>796476
Were you guys up and late and got sucked into a HAPPENING thread on /pol/ ??


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.796478 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.796479 del
still waiting for action from the back section. may need a white mondster


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.796480 del
>>796479
The tradesmans entrance remains closed.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.796481 del
>>796411
That is from Indian Jones


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.796482 del
>>796481
Detergents brother?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.796483 del
garn kmart to get myself a plus size tshirt, you neets need anything?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.796484 del
Rawrrrr


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.796485 del
Moooooo


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.796486 del
>>796483
One banana please.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.796487 del
Oink


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.796488 del
>>796484
>>796485
Those are awesome, where is that at?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.796489 del
Honk


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.796490 del
*possum noises*


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.796491 del
Baaaaa


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.796492 del
These dinosaurs aren't to scale.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.796493 del
>>796492
they're smaller than my hand when I hold it up between the screen and my face


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.796494 del
Ribbet


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.796495 del
A few weeks ago I thought I'd discovered the world's first irish catholic will an iq over 100. I now realise the guy is probably a protestant.*


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.796496 del
>>796495
Yeah Catholic Will is a good bloke.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.796497 del
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1 point


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.796498 del
>>796484
>>796485
>>796487
>>796489
>>796490
>>796491
>>796494
I enjoyed the images and added sound effects.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.796499 del
Chinky Walkie Talkie went through customs finally, didn't realise it I should not have bought it. But from what I understand it is illegal to operate without a licence and on some frequencies is that correct?
I only wanted to use it to receive at this stage.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.796500 del
>>796499
Maybe play around with the programmable spyware too.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.796501 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.796503 del
>>796488
It is at Barossa Bowland where I expressed a desire to be taken the other day. He is an arsehole.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.796504 del
IKEA fish and chips is shit.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.796505 del
>>796503
What a bastard!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.796506 del
>>796504
You're meant to make a table out of it not eat it.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.796507 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.796508 del
Having a Guinness and sending big harrumph thoughtwaves at him.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.796509 del
>>796508
What if it's like telepathically edging?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.796510 del
>>796508
I could go a guinness or three tbh.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.796511 del
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Going a bit more production line today.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.796512 del
>>796511
me on the left


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.796513 del
>>796511
Hopefully the gray makes it easier.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.796514 del
14 feedpacks of turkey, northern white beans, and cranberries, in the freezer. I've done at least one thing today


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.796515 del
>>796514
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.796516 del
>>796514
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.796517 del
>>796512
I shall paint you first
>>796513
Yeah I'm hoping to skip a few purple coats lol


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.796518 del
>>796514
Well prep'd


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.796519 del
Exhausted after doing all my cooking for today. I'll have to do it all again tomorrow. I need to get into the feedpacks.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.796520 del
>>796497
I genuinely can not tell if this is meant to be bingo by or about IGA. Is the person causing the points to be scored nuro or IGA?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.796521 del
>>796471
You need to clean up your diet.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.796522 del
>>796520
You really can't tell?
Really?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.796523 del
Lol


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.796524 del
>>796519
what meals are you feedpacking?
>>796520
that smart thing to do is not to care


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.796525 del
>>796512
Someone chopped one of your arms off.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.796526 del
>>796524
I haven't decided. Probably bean bolognese.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.796527 del
>>796522
I'm leaning towards it being IGA but nuro makes all those posts apart from the weebshit. Most of the 4chan posting here is from nuro too. His cringey orb meme etc.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.796528 del
I don't know whether this is one or two boxes to tick off now.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.796529 del
>>796526
the feedpack of champions


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.796530 del
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LINE!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.796531 del
>>796530
>LINE!
*BINGO!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.796532 del
I'm not IGA you retard.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.796533 del
>>796524
>not to care
It is a rather tiresome topic. I wish we could have a complete ban on both of them and then just forbid all discussion and dickriding about them.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.796534 del
FUCK YOU CRUISEY!!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.796535 del
>>796533
I would be completely in favour of that but as long as we have to put up with the retards on a daily basis I will laugh at them.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.796536 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.796538 del
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>>796533
We already did that at the end of last year remember ? Nuro actually fucked off for 6 months but IGA was fucking with us here fucking every single day because it’s now how the unemployable bum pretty much defines its entire existence.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.796539 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.796540 del
I wish to fuck I'd included a blame the wrong NEET box
Kek


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.796541 del
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>>796537
cruisey still hasn't taken me to blerdcon, where we were gonna cruise around talking up them fine negresses


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.796542 del
>>796540
and a murder your pet chicken box


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.796543 del
>>796538
This is his way of telling us he doesn't like it when we laugh at him.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.796544 del
>>796541
He stopped taking NEETs to cons after the time he took Weber and Tiffin in full regalia.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.796545 del
>>796544
They totally ruined Ponycon 21


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.796546 del
>>796544
the world is not yet ready for those webby-at-blerdcon videos


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.796547 del
>>796522
I couldnt either.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.796549 del
>>796534
Webers lack of words says more


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.796550 del
>>796537
I dont comment on NEETs weight.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.796551 del
>>796549
That's Wednesday


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.796552 del
>>796550
You tell prospective clients that they are billed by the kilogram.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.796553 del
>>796552
Cubit*
I bill by girth.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.796554 del
Executive mongs are just part of the economies of scale. More Mong, more Mong bux.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.796556 del
>>796550
Sorry that he keeps blaming you for me.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.796557 del
WEBER FAT==


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.796558 del
>>796550
Makes up nasty names for them. "Chortler".


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.796559 del
>>796558
He called me a choof poof once.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.796560 del
>>796559
Bazinga!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.796561 del
There was shid stains in my big fella trunks when I got home from IKEA.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.796562 del
>>796560
He will rue that day! Rue it he will!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.796563 del
he'd a very rue boy


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.796564 del
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The undercoat worked, purple has come up nice.
I think I can get away with one more coat and some highlights.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.796565 del
>>796564
How did you do that weathered brass look?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.796566 del
>>796565
On the inside of his elbow? Thats a trick of the light tbh, don't know how it happened.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.796567 del
>>796564
Looks good, I would like to see it after the next coat.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.796568 del
>>796567
Shall do I am doing 4 at once so it will be a bit later on.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.796569 del
>>796566
>>796565
Looked again with my glass and there was a bit of red paint I hadn't painted over fully.
So deep red with thin black and thin metallic over it.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.796570 del
>>796561
Chux cleanse?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.796571 del
>>796564
did you put a strategically dabbed bit of brown paint on his pants?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.796572 del
>>796538
You never left the board you cancerous faggot.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.796573 del
Eating a big slice of watermelon.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.796574 del
might be nordy later


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.796575 del
I'm trying to eat more for the sake of my lifting but I'm struggling.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.796576 del
Mongk better be at the gym tonight.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.796577 del
Just had my walk and there was homeless guy has set up camp by the river.
Stark fucking naked in the middle of the arvo 5m from a public path.
I yelled some abuse at him and called the cops, fuck that shit.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.796578 del
>>796576
He must be preparing his to-do list for 2024 to post first.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.796579 del
>>796576
Weber has him for Code Camp


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.796580 del
>>796578
I am expecting an extremely good list.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.796581 del
>>796579
Are programming socks a course requirement for students?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.796582 del
toast and custard for dindins


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.796583 del
>>796581
Yes. The first lesson is just Weber demonstrating how to put the socks on and then personally putting the socks on his students.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.796584 del
>>796582
Interesting combination.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.796585 del
>>796574
You better not be.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.796586 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.796588 del
>>796577
He was waiting for you.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.796589 del
>>796587
Possum u bitch


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.796590 del
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AfternoonTea


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.796592 del
>>796590
>>796590
Which neet are you?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.796593 del
>>796590
Why is the carpark on a 30 degree incline?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.796594 del
>>796590
1 group giant feast please, aioli sauces, and if the drive thru chick is a qt ask her what she's doing tonight.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.796595 del
Honestly NEETs if you need a cop in a hurry report a naked bloke
I called them during covid about dirtbikers cutting down trees with a chainsaw down there and got nothing
Took them 20 minutes for naked guy


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.796596 del
>>796595
They dont want to engage dirt bikers because if they fall off the cop faces a load of bullshit


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.796597 del
>>796596
These ones were chopping trees down to make paths and chucking it all in the river


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.796598 del
>>796597
That was tiffin and his mates and they were floating those spars downstream to their camp.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.796599 del
>>796598
That was a good moofie.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.796600 del
>>796598
The phrase loghopper comes from doing that.
When the logs would jam up in the river they would send black slaves out to break up the logjam and they would have to hop real quick to get back to the riverbank.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.796601 del
It's also where nigger in the woodpile comes from.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.796602 del
Tiffin once addressed me as 'city boy' and asked me 'where you goin'?'


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.796603 del
>>796602
Me and Weber
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4C1LARnXmiE [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.796604 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NsDsciWvqbs [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.796605 del
>>796596
The farmers in Longreach would string up wire across trails to stop kids trespassing on ag bikes.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.796606 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.796607 del
>>796606
>-621328591
some kind of integer overflow?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.796608 del
>>796607
I too was confused.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.796609 del
Are any of you quitting porn for 2024?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.796610 del
>>796609
lol no, I have enough bad habits which take priority


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.796611 del
>>796608
>>796607
A post number. Likely from 4chan with how high the number is. No idea what board.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.796612 del
>>796610
Smoking?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.796613 del
>>796610
Based Chad Prioritiser.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.796614 del
>>796612
overeating, internet addiction, never doing anything, excess caffeine use, gaming....there's only so much time per day I can waste wanking, so it's self limiting


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.796615 del
My brain has been all fucked the last few weeks.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.796616 del
>>796614
>internet addiction
>never doing anything
I forgot that they were even vices lol.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.796617 del
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>>796567
The first coat actually looks better I think,I'll see how it goes with the bright coat.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.796618 del
>>796609
Sort of. Not looking at it while Motherbat is here and I can't wank.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.796619 del
>>796617
It looks darker and deeper.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.796620 del
>>796619
Yeah, it's sort of a base for the brighter final one.
I try and leave some of the dark round the edges for depth.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.796621 del
>>796617
Looks good.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.796622 del
>>796618
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iEk-bUC1sGs [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.796623 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.796624 del
>>796623
I kek'd a little


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.796626 del
There is a vile thread in the catalogue.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.796627 del
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Thinking of rewatching Harry Potter 88.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.796628 del
So tired. Going to have another nap.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.796629 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.796630 del
Foot slut.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.796631 del
>>796559
That wasnt me either.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.796632 del
>>796630
Took me a while to see the foot.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.796633 del
>>796631
I'm still blaming you.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.796634 del
>>796558
Whimsical term of endearment


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.796635 del
>>796576
Chest session complete. Lots of new people. Thankfully no new jeet faces, just lots of chicks sitting on their phone in the functional workout area. I think there was even a downie there.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.796636 del
I have called him a choof poof many times.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.796637 del
>>796627
It's a good moofie.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.796638 del
>>796634
Tbf I am fairly certain Weber does in fact chortle.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.796639 del
I am a chortler


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.796640 del
>>796564

Snazzy. Cut your nails


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.796641 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IIJXVpDAwg [Embed]
Nordy Pants On


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.796642 del
One of the pilots from that seaworld chopper collision had cogaine in his system


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.796643 del
>>796642
Not enough evidently.
Disappointed the niggers he had onboard didn't die.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.796644 del
>>796643
They must be superior to the people who died.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.796645 del
>>796644
just nothing up top to injure


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.796646 del
Did that NEET look at any news?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.796647 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.796648 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.796649 del
Big boss randomly gave me money today, a lot of money. Turns out I have been an instrument of evil the whole time. Woe.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.796650 del
>>796648
Thanks NEET.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.796651 del
>>796649
That's terrible NEET would you like me to get rid of all that evil money for you?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.796652 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.796653 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PDTS122cPwY [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.796654 del
>>796652
Well done.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.796655 del
>>796649
You should give it to a worthwhile charity.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.796656 del
>>796649
Do you know how many Marsupials are dying for want of a little garlic bread?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.796657 del
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>>796627
It will be up to 100 before the tv series come out.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.796658 del
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from just $400 a week, you can sponsor a possum child, providing him with all the nourishing garlic bread he needs to survive and prosper


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.796659 del
>>796655
Thanks.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.796660 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.796661 del
>>796658
He's worth every cent.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.796662 del
I caught Possum pollinating my flowers once.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.796663 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.796664 del
I threw Possum and some other marsupial off a cliff once because they were doing gay kanoodling once


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.796666 del
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QUADS AN ALLA NEETS GONNA HAVA GOOD YEAR
NOBAD SHITS GONNA HAPPEN
ONLY DA GOOD SHIT
WOIT FULLA BLACK FULLA NEET FULLA


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.796667 del
>>796664
Did they land in a canoe?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.796668 del
>>796666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.796670 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.796671 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.796672 del
>>796666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.796673 del
>>796671
>>796670
Awesome.
That swan in the second one is lord of the ducks.


NEET Admin 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.796674 del
>>796666
Thanks, fulla.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.796675 del
The Mallard Master


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.796676 del
>>796629
Thanks neet. It was a deep nap. Lots of sleeping on this new lifting plan.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.796677 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.796678 del
Goddamit, here too???
Anyway gonna listen that song again.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.796679 del
>>796676
You need the recharge for the next lifting.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.796680 del
>>796679
Yeah, that is tonight. Four sessions a week. Sounds doable. Very taxing with how soon I'm back at it though.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.796681 del
>>796678
Too much multitasking?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.796682 del
>>796678
wat song


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.796683 del
>>796681
Apparently.

>>796682
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=3ErJbNFPnHE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ErJbNFPnHE [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.796684 del
Actually this song.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=M_DHwp5vYBI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_DHwp5vYBI [Embed]
The other one has mostly the chorus part which is crap. The verse part is cool.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.796685 del
There is a particular style of sunglasses worn by bad homes.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.796686 del
>>796685
And those red shoes.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.796687 del
>>796683
I got thrown out of a Midnight Oil concert once.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.796688 del
>>796685
which ones?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.796689 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.796690 del
Skyrim neet offered to take me on a romantic date to blackreach once, but wouldn't show me the way out of the cavern without putting out first


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.796691 del
>>796690
He did the same thing to me.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.796692 del
>>796690
It's an easy mistake to make


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.796693 del
My drink was spiked with a nirn root concoction.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.796694 del
>>796693
With moon sugar.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.796695 del
I used to be a NEET like you but then I took a job to the knee


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.796696 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.796697 del
What's the matter, can't stand the sight of a strong boong woman?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.796698 del
Cruisey used the black sacrament to have a troublesome client killed once.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.796699 del
>>796690
You did make this character though.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.796700 del
>tfw no sweaty boobs mod


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.796701 del
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In the mood for rape


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.796702 del
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Giving a shout out to you know who for this one !


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.796703 del
At gym.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.796704 del
It keeps spamming the same files again and again.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.796705 del
>>796702
The sound is good quality.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.796706 del
>>796702
Based.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.796708 del
>>796703
Lift an extra 30kg for me please.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.796709 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.796710 del
Home. 11hrs later.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.796711 del
>>796709
kek well bantered.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.796712 del
>>796710
Boong zone time?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.796713 del
I hope that monk can ban the pests now that he is on his sober arc.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.796714 del
4 days without exercise, I need to do better


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.796715 del
>>796713
one of the banned needs will dox goondaddy and keep ordering jimmybrings to deliver cheap goon to the shed until he falls off the wagon and can't ban anyone


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.796716 del
I bet Weber's already forgiven me.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.796717 del
>>796713
Right after he posts his to-do list no doubt.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.796718 del
Lots of residual fatigue from my session yesterday. That was bench/squat, today is ohp/deadlift. On the overhead press.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.796719 del
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I found the rules for boongs


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.796720 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.796721 del
>>796590
>made the hard way
Ive never seen that slogan before


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.796722 del
>>796595
In a perfect world, we'd all be naked by the river.
Was he having a wash?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.796723 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.796724 del
>>796722
No, sitting on the other bank stark naked legs spread.
He wasn't doing anything but he didn't seem ashamed or try to cover himself.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.796725 del
>>796704
I am sorry but you are going to have to cite some proof to your argument Le unemployable university pseudo intellectual … 🧐


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.796726 del
>>796649
Did you make an invoice reconciliation program?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.796727 del
Now this is some 5 dimensional mong shit right here lol.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.796728 del
>>796722
Bossman power move evaluating a future mong.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.796729 del
>>796728
He wants to cut down on the mong washing bills.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.796730 del
>>796666
Unna
Good fella


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.796731 del
>>796727
Sounds like a serious poo.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.796732 del
>>796731
Wank it!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.796733 del
>>796731
A clogger so heavy it ruptures time and space.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.796734 del
>>796687
Go on.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.796735 del
Woman with jiggly tits is skipping in my mirror.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796736 del
>>796734
For being falling over drunk, sorry it's not an interesting tale.
I did think they stamped my wrist piss off but it was pass out.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796737 del
>>796735
Give her a slap on the arse.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796738 del
>>796736
bad neet


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796739 del
>>796702
I still have bedroom eyes stuck in my head now and then


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.796740 del
Night.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.796741 del
>>796739
I have normal eyes in my head.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.796742 del
>>796712
I'm trying to be less of a boong.
I'll likely have a choof later tonight.
I had a pint with dinner before the ducks.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.796743 del
>>796740
G'night


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796744 del
She looks Italian or something. Had a good perconf.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796745 del
>>796724
Good on him.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796746 del
>>796740
Goodnight.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796747 del
>>796744
kate cebrano?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.796748 del
>>796710
Big day. well done. 👍


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.796749 del
>>796745
It's a public area, kids play there and old folks walk their dogs.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.796750 del
>>796729
I'll bill linen services and he can wear their clothes before giving them back.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.796751 del
>>796740
Good night pidge. xx


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.796752 del
And the last thing I want to see when I'm having my after lunch choof is a fat old blokes todger


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.796753 del
>>796747
I don't know who that is. She is gone now so I'm back to deadlifting.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.796754 del
>>796753
>deadlifting
Ah, the mirror makes sense now.
I thought you were the NEET who sees interesting things sometimes.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.796755 del
>>796710
Welcome back.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.796756 del
>>796714
Start tomorrow.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.796757 del
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You see some strange things out bush.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.796758 del
>>796757
Boongs pinched his reindeer


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.796759 del
>>796754
No, sorry I wasn't clear. I'm dying in-between sets here. Legs are fucked from the squats yesterday and it is a grind now.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.796760 del
have any bush neets ever seen yowies or the big cats that are claimed to be wandering around?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.796761 del
think i might have some cheese


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.796762 del
>>796760
I've seen a few big feral cats but not panther size ones.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.796763 del
>>796736
That's how you should leave an oil concert.
You get some prime unna afterwards?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=16bFBzx7I_0 [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.796764 del
>>796713
imissfather can do it.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.796765 del
>>796757
Heh cool


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.796766 del
>>796760
Those panthers were apparently from a Moscow circus in the early 1900s.
I think they're a myth, although I've never spent much time in the eastern states.
I've seen cats as big as wombats, that could probably eat a dog.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.796767 del
>>796763
No but I ran into my mate with choof I'd lost at the concert which was great.
When peter garret starting going on about some politician the whole audience started chanting SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SING which was funny and to his credit he shut up and sang.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.796768 del
>>796764
He is too soft.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.796769 del
>>796766
We've had stories of panthers in the Perth hills for 30 years here it may be one of those everywhere tales.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.796770 del
>>796757
That's not the real santa, is it.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.796771 del
>>796767
lol that is funny


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.796772 del
>>796769
Ah. I've only heard about them from NSW and Gippsland I think.
There were two that got out (according to the story), but even if they did survive, the offspring would all have two heads from inbreeding.
Iirc, it might've been a flood and they let them loose.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.796773 del
>>796772
I've seen pictures of some scary huge wild pigs from NT they are basically boars again.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.796774 del
Just bought RACV roadside assist again. Don't think I've had it for like 2 years


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.796775 del
(97.37 KB 640x480 BoongHunter.jpg)


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.796776 del
>>796774
Does that cover towing?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.796777 del
>>796773
I was thinking about that today, and how many generations it takes for them to regain their tusks.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.796778 del
>>796448
karma and thot patrolling aside, imagine her parents finding out their daughter died in an orgy


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.796780 del
>>796477
if there's a happening thread there, I'm taking it as a dead giveaway nothing will really happen


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.796781 del
>>796776
Yeah, 20km


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.796782 del
>>796499
wut da fuk m8? ya don't got a loicense fer dat walkie talkie?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.796783 del
>>796775
That'll feed the mob.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.796784 del
>>796649
goon time


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.796785 del
>>796709
>epicbeardman.jpeg


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.796786 del
>>796781
That could save you a fortune if you need it.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.796787 del
morning
gotta practice


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.796788 del
>>796779
That's huge. I would have thought the bigger ones would all be in QLD. Pilbara is pretty dry and arid. My cousin's just outside of Darwin and some of the people he knows go out pigging with dogs, and just a knife. One guy who does it goes barefoot with a Bowie knife.
I've never met a normal person with an interest in it.
I used to want to go shooting for them until finding out you can't eat them.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.796789 del
>>796787
How long do you practice for?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.796790 del
>>796788
The meat is riddled with parasites isn't it?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.796791 del
>>796790
I've been told that. I wouldn't be game to try it.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.796792 del
Started watching The Man in the High Castle again last night.
This scene is bloody good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VSxaqfQ5pBI [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.796793 del
Pigging is pretty fucking dero.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.796794 del
Pidging *


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.796795 del
Pigring*


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.796796 del
not sleepy, may have to get on the chamomile


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.796797 del
I hope Weber isn't really upset about me using his outing suggestion. I played a game of bowling too.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.796798 del
>>796797
This is why Webby no longer posts here.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.796799 del
>>796797
He'll find something to be upset about no matter what


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.796800 del
>>796797
If I was you I would buy him a bottle of nice whisky.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.796801 del
Saved to watch later
Won't watch later


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.796802 del
Is protein powder still good after two or three years?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.796803 del
>>796802
If stored correctly it should be okay.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.796804 del
>>796803
Unopened in the pantry would be okay?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.796805 del
>>796804
Most likely.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.796806 del
Cruisey's cruelty to Weber over the years has been very distressing to witness.
Today just the latest in a long series of outrages.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.796807 del
>>796804
Keep it in the fridge.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.796808 del
>>796804
it will be full of parasites


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.796809 del
>>796806
cruisey is just a natural alpha dog. It comes from having to dominate packs of mongs. The mong is always either at your throat or at your feet. He understands only dominance and submission, never equality.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.796810 del
>>796809
The mongs can just sense his musky manly aura.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.796811 del
>>796810
when he pees on them, they understand they are his


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.796812 del
Dad called me before to remind me that I hadn't called on Boxing Day or new year's. He hadn't seen his mum for a couple of weeks before Christmas and said today she didn't talk.
Was going to continue the woe post but a fucking spider appeared over the door frame on the cornice and I had to climb on the couch to try to reach it. I went for it with a serviette but missed. When I went to look it started walking in my direction across the roof and I jumped back then grabbed my blue foam exercise roller and climbed back on the couch but the spider was further from it now and it was awkward to reach. I missed again and the spider fell on the couch at my feet and I jumped back like a girl and felt all icky thinking it was on me, then I threw the pillows and rug off and still couldn't find it. Finally did and wrapped my hand in toilet paper and scrunched it and grey/tan ooze came out. Even with the paper I have an almost involuntary flinch from it. Fucking spiders.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.796813 del
>>796812
A beautiful post.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.796814 del
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Pepe's cousin, the farmer Toby Toad.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.796815 del
rape


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.796816 del
>>796789
not enough


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.796817 del
>>796812
it happens
also, what your problem with spiders? they kill all the insects


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.796818 del
*what's your problem


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.796819 del
>>796814
Thanks o7


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.796820 del
incipient
adjective [in-​cip-​i-​ent]

1. beginning to come into being or to become apparent

Monk's self-improvement project is still in its incipient stages.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.796821 del
Good morning neets. Remember, eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.796822 del
>>796821
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.796823 del
>>796820
kek, thank you.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.796824 del
No talking.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.796826 del
>>796825
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cdjk4rXXpDs [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.796829 del
>>796826
Good boy Eric.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.796830 del
>>796827
>It was not equipped with a modern ADS-B transponder, Flight Radar said.
It always good to save a bit of money here and there.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.796831 del
>>796828
I can see this on the NDIS.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.796832 del
>>796820
Thank you.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.796833 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.796834 del
>>796820
Yayyyyyy!!!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.796835 del
>>796821
>>796822
>>796833
G'morning NEETs
>>796820
This is a good and pleasing word.
My morning poo is incipient.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.796836 del
He loves us


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.796837 del
I really hope this is a troll account otherwise this guy seems to be a muslim with adhd who likes gta and wants to have sex with his mum.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Ahmed_Review


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.796838 del
>>796836
but not Cruisedog


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.796839 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.796840 del
>>796821
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but only 4 ways out of this airplane.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.796841 del
McDolans for breafkat


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796842 del
>>796841
what did you get webster?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796843 del
>>796830
I can see this on the NDIS.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796844 del
>>796840
Put enough snakes on a plane and people will make their own exits.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796845 del
>>796842
a plain sausage mcfuggin and a hash brown and a small white coffee


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.796846 del
At the supermarket I got the makings for homemade sausage rolls


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.796847 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJfNut5oUS4 [Embed]


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.796848 del
>>796833
>>796835
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.796849 del
>>796841
Any racism?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.796850 del
>>796843
I can imagine advanced Mong Trackers are already there.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.796851 del
>>796850
UMM Pty has a squad of highly trained boong mong trackers.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.796852 del
>>796849
No, Motherbat wanted me to be a nice boy today


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.796853 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqtz6a8ikGg [Embed]
big ol' tiddies do not grant one permission to play things wrong


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.796854 del
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This Sunday on womboflix...some neets need some inspiration to get on the wagon, so we will be screening the docudrama Pumping Iron (1977), about Arnold Schwarzenegger's battle to win the Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia competitions. Hopefully we'll learn a few things.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.796855 del
>>796854
Do they include the steroid parties and gangbangs?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.796856 del
>>796855
From memory there is an uncomfortable bit where Arnold talks about lifting feeling like cumming or something


NEET Admin 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.796857 del
>>796854
Speaking of which.
On Saturday at 7pm AEDT we're gonna watch The Siege of Jadotville.
It's like that movie when the negers siege trapped Bri'ish redcoats. Except with machineguns.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.796858 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.796859 del
>>796856
>Arnold talks about lifting feeling like cumming or something
Hot!


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.796860 del
>>796857
>Slotting some floppies with my FN-FAL


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.796861 del
>>796855
maybe there's a director's cut
>>796856
I doubt veterans of ausneets will even notice


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.796862 del
>>796860
wondering how many neets will be wanking to it


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.796863 del
>>796857
I have heard good things about that film.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.796864 del
(17.50 KB 307x533 lmao.png)


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.796865 del
(35.20 KB 188x191 littlearnie.png)


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.796866 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.796867 del
>>796866
G'morning NEET


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.796868 del
>>796866
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.796869 del
I just went round and gave all my doors a clean with a wet rag.
Been meaning to do it for years lol.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.796870 del
>>796869
Well done NEET. Do the light switches and power points next.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.796871 del
>>796870
I think I will.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.796872 del
>watching film summaries on youtube because I'm too lazy to watch the actual films
Just when I think I've hit rock bottom laziness, I discover an ever lower place.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.796873 del
Took her to Big W and JB HiFi and Spendless Shoes and QBD Books and the Newsagent and Liquorland. Doing a poo. Big yellow shit stains in the clean underpants I put on this mording.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.796874 del
>>796872
Reaction videos of film summaries would be worse.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.796875 del
>>796874
What about summary videos of reaction videos of summary videos?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.796876 del
>>796875
That's going into dangerous territory.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.796877 del
>>796873
>yellow
Sdout?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.796878 del
>>796873
That covers all the shops apart from food.


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.796879 del
>>796873
What did she purchase?


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.796880 del


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.796881 del
>>796879
Big W: pillow protectors, more singlets, cumdies and socks for me
QBD: a Taylor swift book for niecebot
Spendless: some old lady sandals
Newsagent: powerballs ticket
Liquorland: pale ale and a cab sauv


NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.796882 del
>>796881
What about JB hi-fi?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.796883 del
I finished the Hunter x Hunter ants arc. It was way too long and I didn't like the ending for my boys Gon and Killua.
Not much left now. I have soured a bit.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.796884 del
>>796882
She didn't find anything satisfactory there


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796885 del
>>796884
What was she looking for?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796886 del
Huge yellow poo mountain and horrendous clean up. Had a shower. Having a pale ale.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796887 del
>>796885
Cradle of Filth


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796888 del
>>796885
A Taylor Swift DVD for niecebot


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.796889 del
>>796887
She actually wanted a Slipknot 'people = shit' tshirt.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.796890 del
My toilet had gotten rather grotty so I scrubbed it with one of those wire wool balls the other day and now it has a silver/grey stain where I scrubbed.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.796891 del
>>796889
Bat knows what's going on.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.796892 del
>>796890
That was not very smart.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.796893 del
>>796892
It's better than the poo encrustations.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.796894 del
>>796892
He needs to scrub it again with a white mallard


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.796895 del
>tfw no Fouga CM.170 Magister


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.796896 del
>>796889
Killer


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.796897 del
I have doubts Olive is going to meet her
>2024 goal: 5 videos/week
resolution


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.796898 del
(369.25 KB 281x532 Untitled.png)


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.796899 del
>>796897
How many has she done so far?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.796900 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.796901 del
>>796900
in fact she posted that on 31/12, so 0.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.796903 del
>>796901
That is not a very good start.
Still, maybe she will do 5 videos on the weekend.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.796904 del
>>796902
They're just some of Weber's sausage rolls.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.796905 del
No more nice boy time for nordy boy


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.796906 del
rape


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.796907 del
>>796900
lazy cunt


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.796908 del
>>796907
u wot m8


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.796909 del
going to bomb the three gorges dam as a prank


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.796910 del
>>796909
Not remotely funny or clever. Reported.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.796911 del
>>796873
That's a big outing.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.796912 del
>>796911
Was uncomfortable with the poo juice irritating my creases.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.796913 del
>>796910
calm down chang


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.796914 del
has there ever been an australian tv show about the paranormal?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.796915 del
>>796909
it'll be a blast


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.796916 del
>>796914
neighbours, everyone on it was actually a ghost


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.796917 del
>>796914
Who Dares Wins


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.796918 del
>>796913
Isn't the tennis on?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.796919 del
>>796914
Serious answer: There was one of those ghost hunter things I think where they went to the old prisons and turned on their bullshit electornic gear etc


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.796920 del
>>796918
why would i know?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.796921 del
>>796914
There was a serial when I was a boy called Ellie and Joules about a family that moved into an old house and a ghost girl named Ellie who befriended the boy


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.796922 del
>>796914
Round The Twist


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.796923 del
New game on!
ONE POINT


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.796924 del
>>796923
So what post has triggered this episode?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796925 del
>>796924
You've already ticked that box for the day.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796926 del
I want some chocolate


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796927 del
>>796926
Wanna run tummy.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796928 del
>>796925
That didn't answer my question. What post has triggered this episode?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.796929 del
Lol


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.796930 del
He does not like the bingo.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.796931 del
someone got triggered over the 3 gorges dam comment


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796932 del
>>796926
No choggy this year, NEET


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796933 del
>>796930
When you win a game, please say
BINGO


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796934 del
>>796926
You've earned it, treat yourself.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796935 del
>>796933
Shall do, sorry about yesterday.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796936 del
>>796929
stick to the tennis


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796937 del
22!
2 little ducks
quack fucken quack


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.796938 del
>>796932
Woe. How many days left?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.796939 del
>>796931
That was me and I am not he.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.796940 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.796941 del
Correction: 363
It's a fucken leap year this year


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796942 del
>>796939
You've already ticked that box for the day.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796943 del
>>796942
No for reals.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796944 del
>>796941
>Leap year
They're not real.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796945 del
>>796938
Just have a little chocolate.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796946 del
OMG now he's repeating posts!
I'm scared NEETs whatever will we do?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.796947 del
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>>796940
I can't make it bros. Leave me behind. I'll hold off the entire woolworths chocolate aisle on my own, so the rest of you can make it to the weight loss wagon


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.796948 del
>>796946
Calm down, you're the one starting shit out of nothing.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.796949 del
>>796947
You will get on that fucking wagon.
I will make you.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.796950 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.796951 del
>>796950
A whole extra day of miserable bullshit.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.796952 del
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>>796941
J U S T


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.796954 del
I see some of you are still struggling against fate. You must learn to accept.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.796955 del
(36.57 KB 516x546 fridge meme.jpg)


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.796956 del
>>796841
I had a chicken breast, four eggs, two huge slices of bread and two big glasses of milk.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796957 del
>>796954
Was it fate that made me shit my pants and walk around the shops with it?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796958 del
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>>796953
A B S O L U T E L Y J U S T E D


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796959 del
>>796956
Well protein'd.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796960 del
>>796956
That's good. I should have done that. I was just humoring Motherbat with her offer of McDolans


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796961 del
>>796955
That frog has discovered tranquility. He has learnt to accept.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796962 del
>>796877
Stout makes poos very dark.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.796963 del
(931.70 KB 628x669 zenfrog.png)


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796965 del
>>796957
One can accept one's fate and still stuff a couple of chux in before going out.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796966 del
>>796962
Yes, usually. I think the fruit and other stuff Motherbat has made me consume as messed up my poo flora and fauna


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796967 del
>>796963
>Zen Frog - Fridge 4.png
Good frog.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796968 del
>>796900
>>796901
She hasn't done a single one this year. She will have to do more than one a day to keep the resolution.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796970 del
>>796967
He let's it all wash over him


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796971 del
>>796914
Xena was kiwi.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796972 del
>>796968
Living up to her beaner ancestry.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796973 del
>>796924
>>796928
It is best to just ignore that spastic.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796974 del
>>796971
She showed her boobs on Spartacus.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796975 del
>>796968
5 video plan for Week 1
Thursday: Left bob video, right bob video
Friday: Seductive twerking of the buttocks video (with pants on)
Saturday: Vagene video, bumhole video


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796976 del
>>796975
I look forward to this production NEET.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796977 del
>>796959
Thanks NEET.
Absolutely no vegetables in it though which isn't very good. Munching on some carrots now though. I should've had some broccoli or something with it to have a proper gymbro meal.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.796978 del
2nd POINT
I would like to claim the weight one as well but he technically hasn't broken it yet.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.796979 del
>>796978
Your a baka gaijin nerd. That's a 2 for 1 special just for you.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.796980 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.796981 del
>>796979
Whay don't you like the bingo it is a fun game for all the NEETs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.796982 del
>>796981
You chucking your temper tantrum is annoying.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.796983 del
>>796980
#blessed #godisgood 🙏


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.796984 del
>>796982
No temper here mate I'm chortling.
But if I am annoying you that pleases me even more.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.796985 del
>>796975
Very low quality post.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.796986 del
>>796984
So you're actually getting enjoyment at shitting up the board?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.796987 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.796988 del
>>796986
No but I am enjoying taking your toys off you.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.796989 del
>>796984
You are ruining this board with your worthless drama.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.796990 del
>>796989
Do you ever actually look into a mirror?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.796991 del
>>796983
>tfw no good christian bikini gf


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.796992 del
https://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianMFA/
>G'day! Fashion advice for blokes, from any mate. This subreddit is a place to post sales, ask for advice, share useful tips and all that jazz as long as it pertains in general to menswear in Australia!
I hate reddit so much its unreal.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.796993 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.796994 del
>>796992
We just r/AskWebby/ around these parts


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.796995 del
I wish the mods were a bit more proactive about getting rid of shitstirrers.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.796996 del
when tiffin becomes fuhrer, we will have an elite gestapo of mods, dressed all in leather trenchcoats and sunglasses, who will delete bad posts


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.796997 del
>>796995
I reported bingoNEETs posts, lets see if anything is actually done.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.796998 del
>>796996
>fuhrer
You'll be banned for not spelling it with the umlaut.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.796999 del
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>tfw no rundown farmhouse in teh countryside


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.797000 del
big boobas


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.797001 del
I wonder where Cruisey is taking the mongs today? The Harry Potter Bar or the Duck Restaurant?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.797002 del
>>796999
could be a good spot for a free range NEET farm


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.797003 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Khl7t2d55dg [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.797004 del
>>796994
He mostly just harrumphs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.797005 del
>>797003
spooky


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.797006 del
>>797000
You are a man of refined tastes.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.797007 del
Lost 50
Also lost 10 yesterday.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.797008 del
>>797007
You could have used that to buy Webby's mini golf and bowling pass and also got him a pepper pie.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.797009 del
>>797001
We're down the Port today


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.797010 del
>>797009
Oh yes. The Maritime Museum like I mentioned the other day?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.797011 del
she's live


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.797012 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4pK3O43Jddg [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.797013 del
She didn't even know the crossword answer for a ship's breadth.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.797014 del
It's beam btw


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.797015 del
>>797014
>>797013
Already did WWWOTW cunt


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.797016 del
>>797007
Good job neet. You'll be a skellie by the end of the week.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.797017 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qley488IP-c [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.797018 del
Fucking post office won't just leave a parcel on my doorstep.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.797019 del
>>796999
looks like a nice place to allahu akbar some shit up


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.797020 del
>>797018
the ghost of bukowski is hunting the local post man


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.797021 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.797022 del
Lost another 20


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.797023 del
eating some more cheese


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.797024 del
Got a coffee chill and 4 (four) apple danishes.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.797025 del
>>797024
Good snack.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.797026 del
>>797025
Im calling it brunch.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.797027 del
>>797026
Brunch is a poofter term.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.797028 del
>>797027
Oh dear whatever will I do.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.797029 del
>>797010
You are basically coordinating his week for him now.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.797030 del
>>797029
UMM PTY LTD Advisor.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.797031 del
Ate my brunch succesfully without a single act of sodomy.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.797032 del
>>797030
I bet there is already an invoice.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.797033 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9j91-6N_Q0A [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.797034 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.797035 del
>>797034
I don't know what that means sorry I don't speak homosexual.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.797036 del
1:18pm and she hasn't posted since last year.
Woe.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.797037 del
>>797035
Double anal penetration.
The neet that is into legalporno gangbangs can tell you about it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.797038 del
>>797036
Maybe she will show her bum to make up for it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.797039 del
>>797037
But you just told me about it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797040 del
>>797031
I can sense you're upset.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797041 del
>>797036
She's busy with her husband.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797042 del
>>797039
Not in the same detail that he can. You still don't know about TAP, QUAP, DPP and TPP.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797043 del
I think I'm going to have to make a 16 square card for tomorrow.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.797044 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797045 del
>>797043
You just claim any post you don't like is IGA.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797046 del
Day four of no wank. I should've had a wank on New Years eve so that I'd be in line with the day of the year.
Do okay I guess. Somewhat tempted to have a wank.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797047 del
>>797046
Good work, mine technically started on the 29th of December.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797048 del
>>797045
Yep, he has been doing it to me too.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.797049 del
iga white knight is your least believable persona yet
seriously lol


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.797050 del
>>797045
He might need 32 squares.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.797051 del
>>797047
Bat's arrival?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.797052 del
>>797046
Save it for when Olive posts.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.797053 del
>>797051
Not him.
>>797050
Make it 64.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.797054 del
>>797010
Went to the Carlisle. Did you recommend that one?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.797055 del
This bingo shit is gay. Sure enough the posting of it coincides perfectly with their discord being active. This is another one of those awful forced memes like orb pondering.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.797056 del
Kek, I'm nuro now


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797057 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797058 del
>>797046
I'm up to day 12 or 13


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797059 del
>>797055
Why are you keeping watch of their discord?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797060 del
>>797054
No. Getting ready for you though: https://usedguns.com.au/gun/588523/


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.797061 del
>>797059
Because he made it and does all the characters there.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.797062 del
>>797058
Well done NEET, sore balls?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.797063 del
>>797062
Not really.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.797064 del
>>797060
https://usedguns.com.au/gun/594265/
Curious to see some a bunch of fully automatic stuff hitting the market.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.797065 del
(79.54 KB 663x647 das_a_bingo.png)


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.797066 del
>>797065
Are you going to report this one too or just the one about you?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.797067 del
>>797066
>everyone is IGA


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.797069 del
I also haven't had any caffeine since last year. I'm managing surprisingly alright with that.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.797070 del
>>797069
I get a mild headachey feeling when I stop usually.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.797071 del
What year should be the cut off for children's literature, before it became too degenerate for anyone to be properly raised on it?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.797072 del
>>797069
Were you a big coffee drinker?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.797073 del
>>797072
Yes, five to seven cups daily. Each with two teaspoons of the NEET approved coles organic coffee.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.797074 del
>>797073
did you drink any energy drinks or coke as well?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.797075 del
>>797073
Two teaspoons is a lot. I am not concerned about caffeine content but the taste might be too strong for me.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.797076 del
Does 2 teaspoons mean it's really 14 cups a day?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.797077 del
>>797076
Freeze dried coffee doesn't pack quite the punch that ground coffee does.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.797078 del
>>797073
That is a lot, well done on stopping.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.797079 del
I had triggering in my left thumb and arthritis-like pain in the joint where the thumb joins the hand, and after a couple of days of rosehip capsules it has gone away.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.797080 del
On the flip side, I've also shit my pants in a shopping center, so life is not a bowl of cherries.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.797081 del
>>797080
What you win on the rosehip you lose on your pants.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.797082 del
>>797079
It may have got better without the rosehip. You really should have arranged for a control group.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.797083 del
>>797082
The effect was pretty marked. Like go to bed and wake up good. Motherbat made me take it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.797084 del
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>>797083
I think the two incidents may be related.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.797085 del
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>>797052
the devil is tempting your towards onanism and sodomy
embrace our lord and savior jesus christ


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.797086 del
leaving for work
I slept 10 minutes and I'm still drunk but then again, I work in security
cya boongs


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.797087 del
>>797086
>I work in security
I would trespass and/or rob you


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.797088 del
>>797087
He couldn't keep NEETs from getting to the DSP desk at cenno.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.797089 del
(2.99 MB 1280x694 2 Jews kissing.webm)


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.797090 del
>>797084
Good thing I only took 2 capsules a day and not the 5 the bottle was recommended. It could have been a shit tsunami in Big W, although they've probably seen that before.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.797091 del
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Silicon valley job interview acquired

>>796820
Mmm

>>796841
I had fush and chups. Sickening

>>796854
I will be there probably

>>796864
I've had the Roger Falques wiki page open on my phone for over a year now

>>796873
2024 year of the clean undies?

>>796874
Debateable. Reading is a faster, less patient form of absorbing infomation in this context

>>796882
I was there the other day and didn't buy a new keyboard even though they had significantly more of them on display where you could touch the keys. New year new me.

>>796907
Wheres Trev when ya need him ???

>>796914
Bondi Rescue

>>796953
Based

>>796954
>the masculine urge to strangle your inner fridge frog

>>796992
Those male fashion subs are usually awful. A bunch of poofters all wanking each other off for being 'unique' or experimental. I assume its still a bunch of dysgenic hipsters with shitty 'streetwear' type attire. Yikes.
Polo, jeans, RMs. Simple as cunt

>>797029
WMM


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.797092 del
>>797090
Kek, that could have got nasty.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.797093 del
>>797066
What are you crying about now?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.797094 del
>>797091
>Silicon valley job interview acquired
>Yikes.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.797095 del
>>797090
I had an incident like that out on a walk a while back and the waddle home was not my proudest moment.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.797096 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.797097 del
>>797091
Based. Well done King.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.797098 del
>>797094
monk's wagon is in a much faster lane to the rest of us


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.797099 del
>>797094
He's got a job at a fake boob factory.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.797100 del
>>797098
He hasn't even attended week 2 of Weber Code Academy


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.797101 del
>>797099
or Fleshlight tester


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.797102 del
>>797100
Week one is just Weber hittng you with a stick and yelling.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.797103 del
>>797102
That must be expensive.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.797104 del
>>797103
I could only afford 2 whacks then I had to leave.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.797105 del
>>797102
No, it was programmer socks and how to wear them. Read the posts you miss.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.797106 del
>>797105
That post was fake news.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.797107 del
>>797102
does webby at least wear a leather trenchcoat while he beats you?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.797108 del
>>797107
He beat me so hard his fedora fell off once.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.797109 del
>>797104
Lucky bugger.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.797110 del
>>797108
Lucky bugger.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.797111 del
>>797096
What are you crying about now?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.797112 del
>>797111
The injustice and cruelty in this sad sinful world.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.797113 del
Someone is getting very desperate for attention
lol


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.797114 del
>>797091
Good catch up.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.797115 del
>>797113
I just want to see bingo. I don't care what game is it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.797116 del
>thinking about how my life hasn't really changed much since high school, when I used to stay home all the time by myself watching movies and playing vidya


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.797117 del
Couldn't find the egg separator. Turns out some bitch took it when she moved out.


TEST NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.797118 del
negroid


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.797119 del
>>797117
Checked your pant pockets?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.797120 del
I hope this new british NEET offers us tea and scones.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.797121 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.797122 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.797123 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797124 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797125 del
>>797122
i hate everything in tht picture


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797126 del
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It would be just like this.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797127 del
>>797114
A thoroughly based catch up.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797128 del
>>797126
Apart from that fucked up purple frog, it looks nice


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797129 del
>>797126
This is how I imagine the BEST A tea parties that Possum hosts. He doesn't invite Weber.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797130 del
>>797120
whipped cream and boysenberry jam on mine please


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797131 del
>>797130
>boysenberry
pretentious!


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.797132 del
>>797128
Purple frog had an accident when he was a tadpole we don't talk about it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.797133 del
>>797065
Kek

>Some sort of vile pedo shit
Yeah I guess you could call his taking and posting of creepshots of children at the beach that


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.797134 del
I think I may have to incorporate a multiple tick system.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.797135 del
>>797129
Actually he has dead needs stuffed by taxidermists, and uses them as guests at his tea party, to ensure he gets all the garlic bread.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.797136 del
>>797134
Monk is all about multis


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.797137 del
>>797124
Thanks Trev


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.797138 del
>>797136
Not until footy season


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.797139 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.797141 del
>>796984
Chortlers are jolly.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.797142 del
>>796999
Very lush and green.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.797143 del
>>797141
Thank you.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.797144 del
>>797074
No. I used to be on the mongsters but stopped due to the cost.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.797145 del
weber


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.797146 del
hmm, must have been the wind


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.797147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z-oxagtRO7A [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.797148 del
>>797146
Sir could have threw a package over the fence.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.797149 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.797150 del
>>797091
>Polo, jeans, RMs. Simple as cunt
Do you only knock around with tradies?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.797151 del
I'd be surprised if some of the younger neets here knew who Lindsey Stirling was.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.797152 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.797153 del
>>797152
Wank me off, please.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.797154 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.797155 del
homemade sausage rolls are in the oven
I made them bare chested


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.797156 del
>>797155
So you didn't cover the top half with pastry?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.797157 del
>>797156
No, I meant I didn't have a shirt on.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.797158 del
>>797155
I would like to see a photo when they come out of the oven please.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.797159 del
>>797158
Okay. Just for you I will, NEET.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.797160 del
>>797158
and we want you to take your pants off this time


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.797161 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.797162 del
>>797161
Well rolled.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.797163 del
>>797161
Looks good NEET.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.797164 del
>>797161
Why isn't your bare, manly chest in the picture neet? No homo


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.797165 del
>>797161
They look excellent. Good job neet. You can have one (1) and leave the other fifteen for me.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.797166 del
>>797161
Four please.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.797167 del
>>797161
>povo oven


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.797169 del
Eating strawberries
Absolute shitshow at the shops. Boomer white women with their trolleys in the self-checkout. Australia has fallen


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.797170 del
>>797167
Toiletman doesn't even have an oven.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.797171 del
>>797169
What is wrong at the shops? Why are they all there? I was just about to go.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.797172 del
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lol stick to the tennis


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.797173 del
>>797167
Stop being a wanker.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.797174 del
>>797172
>everyone is iga


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.797175 del
>>797173
If only you >>797153


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.797176 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.797177 del
It's what (((they))) want you to believe.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.797179 del
whoa there, pardner!


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.797180 del
Iz Womberflix on tinoigt?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.797181 del
>>797178
Reads like engagement bait for redditors.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.797182 del
>>797180
HP 89.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.797183 del
>>797161
Scrumptious feed. Very flaky.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.797184 del
>>797161
Very well done.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.797185 del
>>797178
Fuck off


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.797186 del
>>797167
Low quality Comment.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.797187 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.797188 del
peaches and custard for pudding


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.797189 del
>>797187
You won't be invited to HP 90 with that attitude.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.797190 del
>>797170
Guess it's better than a milkcrate.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.797191 del
>>797171
What
Why
I


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.797192 del
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Do we have anything paranormal creatures that resemble the rake in Australia, or is it just an seppo thing?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.797193 del
>>797161
Noice, well done NEET they look good.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.797194 del
>>797192
That's a rare albino shaved boong


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.797197 del
cup of tea


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.797198 del
scone


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.797199 del
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>>797192
As far as I know there is only one such creature in Australia, reports suggest it doesn't leave it's natural habitat in W.A.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.797200 del
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Just serviced my forks and did the heater bearings.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAR


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.797201 del
>>797200
Based.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.797202 del
>>797199
I heard it may have been spotted in Asia once or twice.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.797203 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.797204 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zC08zNhBXNs [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.797206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XAN8Qr6RzPU [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.797207 del
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Oh we snacking good tonight boys, trust AND believe.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.797208 del
Might learn to play the jug and join Webers band.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.797209 del
>>797207
Blue migoreng?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.797210 del
>>797199
I swear that looks like a jew, not a boong


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.797211 del
>>797207
nice nuts


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.797212 del
4 strawbies


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.797213 del
no body posting :(


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.797214 del
>>797213
every body stuffing themselves I assume


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.797215 del
>>797213
Preparing a snack soz


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.797216 del
>>797084
>likely safe
Whoever wrote that I suggest him trying overdose on rosehip buds.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.797217 del
>>797216
Everything will drop out of him.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.797218 del
>>797079
Rose hip has no medicinal value, it doesn't even have that many vitamins


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.797219 del
>>797217
It has a been a roller coaster of a day for him. Word of the Week, McDolans, Shitting his pants in Big W, Homemade Sausage Rolls.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.797220 del
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NURO IS KINO
KINO IS NURO


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.797221 del
>>797218
Wild rose hip fruits are particularly rich in vitamin C, containing 426 mg per 100 g[4] or 0.4% by weight (w/w). RP-HPLC assays of fresh rose hips and several commercially available products revealed a wide range of L-ascorbic acid (vitamin C) content, ranging from 0.03 to 1.3%.[5]

Rose hips contain the carotenoids beta-carotene, lutein, zeaxanthin, and lycopene.[6][7] A meta-analysis of human studies examining the potential for rose hip extracts to reduce arthritis pain concluded there was a small effect requiring further analysis of safety and efficacy in clinical trials.[8] Use of rose hips is not considered an effective treatment for knee osteoarthritis.[9]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.797222 del
>>797218
It has large amount if vit c.

>>797217
Same with plums. Noone warning people on the internet about the dangers of consuming plums.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.797223 del
>>797220
Based.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.797224 del
>>797222
Prunes too.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.797225 del
>>797219
>Homemade Sausage Rolls.
Do you think he had the appropriate serving size?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.797226 del
>>797224
A prune is a dried plum, NEET.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.797227 del
Can't stop playing alien isolation, even though I don't like horror survival games. Fug.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.797228 del
>>797225
I had 4.5. Motherbat had 3.5. We will have the remainder tomorrow evening when we get back from Flinders Hospital.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.797229 del
>>797220
Nice pic, looks like you're enjoying your time out and about.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.797230 del
>>797222
I ate a huge packet of dried apricots once, never again.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.797231 del
is you is or is you aint my nigga


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.797232 del
>>797228
Did you argue over the half?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.797233 del
>>797232
No, it was the one I cut in half to make sure they were cooked. We ate those halves while waiting for the others to cool down to a manageable level.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.797234 del
>>797231
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.797235 del
I'm craving some sausage rolls now, covered in tomato sauce. Heinz, not the no-name stuff.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.797236 del
>>797233
romantic


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.797237 del
>>797230
It's safe to eat in smaller amounts.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.797238 del
>>797237
They are nice.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.797239 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.797240 del
>>797239
Beef mince, onion, peas, broccoli, yellow split peas, pasta, garlic, salt, cayenne pepper, paprika, mixed italian herbs and a tin of whole tomatoes.
It was based around hitting my macros, not the flavour or anything but it ended up alright. A bit light on the sauce, should've used passata rather than the whole tomatoes.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.797241 del
>>797207
Why the cat's piss?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.797242 del
>>797229
Thanks and you are right. Closing the shop and having having cash in the bank has been a healing process and so good for my mental health. I have time and money. No kore monkey in the back. Also some other fortunate events happened too I won’t go into.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.797243 del
>>797186
Nuro is bitter that that other neet has an oven and he doesn't.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.797244 del
>>797242
Did you get sacked again?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.797245 del
>>797221
Rose hip has less vitamin c than black and gold lime juice and is significantly less digestible.
Catatonids? Like a one dollar bag of carrots?
You've been tricked by fancy words.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.797246 del
>>797245
I eat about half a kg of carrots each day.
rate.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.797247 del
Weber and I were in a Zydeco band once.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.797248 del
I haven't made scones in a while.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.797249 del
>>797244
Heaps of good stuff happened this year but you get nothing because IGA is a stalker and a creep and up to no good.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.797250 del
>>797245
>just live on french fries and dietary supplements

>>797246
Do you whistle good?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.797251 del
>>797249
You've been talking about suicide and your lack of life progress even more than usual. I know you aren't in a great place mentally and if you want to talk about anything I'm happy to do so by email if you think it would help.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.797252 del
>>797250
No, quite badly actually.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.797253 del
>>797252
Need more carrots then.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.797254 del
>>797250
His point was that those nutrients can be found in more common and readily accessible forms. He is arguing against the processed stuff if anything.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.797255 del
>>797253
They help you see in the dark too


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.797256 del
>>797253
What is the connection? Is this some obscure Magyar reference?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.797257 del
>>797254
Does the black and gold lime juice he was banging on about help arthritis? Didn't think so.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.797258 del
Its absolutely perfect temperature, traffic, and vibe for cruising.
Just feels so right
Desire to goooon


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.797259 del
>>797251
See
>>797057
CARD IS FULL
BINGO!


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.797260 del
>>797239
Looks good noot.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.797261 del
>>797258
Don't let me down already you dog.
It is only day three. I've stayed off the goon so you need to do so also.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.797262 del
>>797259
You're nasty even to people who are nice to you.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.797263 del
rape


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.797264 del
>>797254
How lime is more common than rosehip? I can collect rosehip buds out in the woods. Not fugging lime.

>>797255
Well it helps eyes for sure. Have you seen a rabbit who had glasses?

>>797256
Apparently.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.797265 del
Well in theory I can collect lime, but from limestone anyway.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.797266 del
>>797258
goon cruise


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.797267 del
>>797265
albanian propaganda


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.797268 del
>>797222
Well riced


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.797269 del
i rape therefore you gape


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.797270 del
>>797259
Congrats.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.797271 del
>>797229
>Nice pic, looks like you'reI'm enjoying yourmy time out and about.

>>797242
>Thanks and you areI am right.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.797272 del
ffs monk learn to use the report queue you boong


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.797273 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.797274 del
What do women on the east coast look like?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.797275 del
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>a healing process
>so good for my mental health
>Also some other fortunate events happened too I won’t go into

Such as cooking your own excrement? Being permabanned and universally unloved? Taking creepshots of children? Abusing illicit and prescription drugs? Drinking in public? Conspiring to murder people? Making false police reports?

Teh list just goes on Keegan. Where does it end?...


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.797276 del
Not another repeat episode


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.797277 del
So fucking boring.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.797278 del
>>797276
They both need to be banned. Anyone that continues to discuss them or dickride needs to also be banned.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.797279 del
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>>797274
They're real qts


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.797280 del
>>797273
we need to have wagon check-ins, updates, and humiliate the neets who have fallen off


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.797281 del
What's a good video game for creeping around a dark, misty wood at night?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.797282 del
>>797246
Can't knock it, fair play. Risk of going a bit orange, probably too much sugar but relatively speaking you did good.
>>797250
Mostly BEANS and dietary supliments, you've watched it happen. I ate a tin of BEANS for lunch, just smashed a block of tofu, for second dinner I'm probably having BEANS.


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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.797284 del
>>797221
>>797245
Okay?

If B&G LJ has any VitC it is synthetic, added after pastuerisation. Use fresh lime juice ffs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.797285 del
>>797247
Weber & The Gastrics


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.797286 del
Hope there aren't too many newfags at the gym


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.797287 del
>>797281
Skyrim.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.797288 del
>>797286
There were lots at mine.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.797289 del
>>797248
I haven't smoked cones in a while.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.797290 del
I fucking hate Sabrina Carpenter.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.797291 del
>>797243
There is an oven in the workshop kitchenette. None of which is owned by the squatter though.


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>>797235
>ketchup


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.797293 del
>>>797240
tl;dr sloppa...


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.797294 del
>>797257
Neither black and gold lime juice nor rose hip will help with arthritis.
Medicine works, a poultice of comfrey comes with sketchy alkaloids but is free.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.797295 del
>>797240
beans would've been lower gi than pasta


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.797296 del
>>797291
Nuro talking shit about neet's wealth is hilarious to me. He probably has the lowest net worth of any neet here. He admitted previously he never expects to earn enough to need to pay back any of his 10 grand in HECS debt.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.797297 del
>>797295
I've considered cutting out rice and pasta entirely from my diet and just using legumes.
Thoughts?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.797298 del
>>797293
A far more nutritious meal than what goes down your gullet, Keegan.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.797299 del
Couchbed time.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.797300 del
>>797296
You're boring.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.797301 del
>>797298
Bad roll


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.797302 del
>>797265
You can slake lime to make calcium hydroxide, which is useful as a fungicide, to make pickles, or as a nutritional additive to avoid niacin deficiency.

You could add it to black and gold lime juice to add digestible calcium


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.797303 del
>>797264
I collected a whole liter of lime juice in coles, where I was going anyway because there's no frozen chips in the woods


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.797304 del
>>797299
Good night.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.797305 del
Night.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.797306 del
To a first approximation my life is now nothing but watching youtube videos


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.797307 del
>>797305
Goodnight.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.797308 del
>>797284
It is indeed added after rehydration, so somewhat strangely it's probably cheaper to buy mixed with lime juice than it is by itself as a supliment.
You will find reconstituted orange juice has a shocking amount of sugar and you can't cook with it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.797309 del
Going to walk the dog and ŤŮțqlbrhbht'vegt'lebuqagadwh the door.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797310 del
>>797306
Just stop watching them you goose. go for a walk or something.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797311 del
>>797309
Did you have a mini stroke?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797312 del
>>797305
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797313 del
>>797310
has any neet managed to get on the youtube free wagon, or end his internet addiction?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.797314 del
>>797289
I haven't posted Tones in a while.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.797315 del
imissfather has never banned the dunny dweller for his pedo creepshots. Let that sink in.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.797316 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.797317 del
>>797297
BEAN NEET strongly recommends it.
Rather than being the most expensive staple food, think of them as the cheapest nutrients.
You will get all rather than none of the fibre, 2/3 of your protein rather than none, and a ton of nutrients, some of those nutrients (iron) are valuable.

Do the math, 500g dried kidney beans, big tin of tuna, dozen eggs. You couldn't even buy mince with that money these days


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.797318 del
>>797305
Can't tell if tame or lobotomised


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.797320 del
Two men with no penises having a dick measuring contest.
Absolutely thrilling.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.797321 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.797322 del
I've seen this episode too many times
Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.797323 del
>>797317
Do you just chuck the raw eggs into the beans while cooking?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.797324 del
>>797322
Good night.


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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.797326 del
>>797323
Just boil 6 eggs and eat them. I mean you can make it more complicated but just eat the eggs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.797327 del
I admire nuro for not paying rent but avoiding homelessness. That's a 1% achievement.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.797328 del
I'm going to buy a ton of chemicals online, might get put on a watchlist.


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>>797327
It is pretty based when you frame it like that. I bet IGA is a rent cuck.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.797330 del
>>797226
I didn't know that.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.797331 del
>>797319
You combine the two?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.797332 del
watching season 14 of archer, don't like how archer's love interest is shaping up to be another quadroon negress


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.797333 del
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>>797325
I am winning on every front. Nuro is respected and loved and has his shot together.

You meanwhile are scumbag gutter trash no one wants to know. You don’t have any balls to do shit. FAG.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.797334 del
>>797322
It's every night.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.797335 del
>>797309
Poor door.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.797336 del
>>797325
KEK

>NYE

It's every night for him though.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.797337 del
>>797328
1kg Bonvit Psyllium Husks please.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.797338 del
>>797328
30 grams of Borax. I heard it's good for killing cockroaches.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.797339 del
How long has Carsales.com.au shown "enquire for price" on all the ads instead of giving the actual price? Really annoying.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.797340 del
>>797339
>If you have to ask


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.797341 del
Nuro has a good setup where he is. I admit sleeping in the bathroom was a somewhat eccentric choice though.
But he is doing well.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.797342 del
Why does Nuro talk down on others when he sleeps in a dunny?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797343 del
>>797341
i bet it helps keep the level of dust low


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797344 del
>>797317
Black Beluga Lentils are the best 20% protein they cook in 20 minutes and have the best flavor, try to buy 25-50 pounds at a time for the best deal. Find a 5 gallon plastic bucket with snap on top for long term storage, 25 pounds fit perfect. Eliminate as much of the animal products as you can, it isn't good for you. Not an argument, not an opinion, totally based on science.
Here are the books (science evidence).
https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/89.html#bottom


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797345 del
Perhaps the poo particles have rotted his brain far more than we thought the pills could ever have.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797346 del
#SniffGlueNotShit


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.797347 del
>>797329
Without really thinking about it Nuro has achieved a better quality of life than most people. If you avoid rent, and avoid full time work your life is great.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.797348 del
>>797344
Yep, everyone on the BEAN train is going to make it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.797349 del
>>797347
The Baron Of Based


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.797350 del
>>797342
The Dunny pic was posted 2 years ago. Thinking it’s same things is your coping mechanisn coping hard. Imagine thinking Nuro would post his current living conditions after all the stalking and doxxing. If I am posting late from the shop it’s because I am too drunk to drive home. Not because I live at the shop retard. Noosa council has been around twice. They haven’t seen a single problem. The only problem in this situation is your loser self. It’s going to a take a decade to dig yourself out of the hole you dug yourself buddy….


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.797351 del
>>797348
>The BEAN train
More like the soy express:
> Eliminate as much of the animal products as you can


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.797352 del
>>797350
You do still live in the shop I think, but that is okay.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.797353 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.797354 del
>If I am posting late from the shop it’s because I am too drunk to drive home.
Lol
Literally no one believes that

>cant leave work because you couldn't wait until you got home to get fucked up
Not even our biggest gooners do that


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.797355 del
>>797282
I haven't seen one bean consumed to be fair.

>>797302
Indeed.

>>797303
You are a resourceful hunter-gatherer.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.797356 del
>>797354
Shiban this arsehole needs a RANGEBAN


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.797357 del
My arse remembers the love Weber took away.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.797358 del
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At the commune we will all live on bean pizzas.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.797359 del
>>797344
>baa
Sheep trying to convince me to not eat meat.
Legumes exist to feed real food.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.797360 del
BeanNEET loves seed oils


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.797361 del
Legumes look good on paper but the body doesn't absorb the nutrients the way it does with meat and dairy.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.797362 del
Legumes are jeet food.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.797363 del
>>797351
Weird take given that I eat meat all the time.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.797364 del
>>797355
It could all be a hoax, the shopping lists, the BEAN properganda, the elaborate meals prepared every day.
Maybe the WHO sent me to efemenize you all, maybe I'm the daughter of a grazier and this is my idea of a joke.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.797365 del
>>797358
Hard to say if this is some kind of picture, a goad or something bean neet actually cooked. Troubling.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.797366 del
>>797364
>daughter of a grazier
Go on.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.797367 del
Had protein shake but desire something salty and greasy


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.797368 del
>>797361
But consider them as a replacement for rice/wheat and it makes a lot more sense. I'm not a vego wanker.
And on a technical point, the uptake of all protein is relative, people pretend this is only applied to vegetable protein.
People who don't get enough fibre don't absorb protein or anything else very well, and a high vitamin c uptake increases vegetable protein uptake considerably. So in all seriousness with beans and lime juice you're not even doing badly and dollar for dollar there's no contest at all.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.797369 del
>>797367
Head to the colonel's drive thru.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.797370 del
>>797362
Maybe I'm a jeet graziers daughter.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.797371 del
>>797367
I haven't washed.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.797372 del
>>797368
Rice and wheat taste good. Beans are a chore to eat.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.797373 del
>>797315
Bad behaviour from nuro was always blamed on some mysterious impersonator yet such a charitable view was never extended to other neets.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.797374 del
>>797332
I used to watch it back in 2014 or so. I remember mummybot bought a bunch of bikkie tins on special. I'd stay up till about 1am playing New Vegas or Skyrim and then scoff some bikkies while watching Archer. Ended up about 20kg overweight living that life lol.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.797375 del
>>797372
Do what you will or suffer what you must


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.797376 del
>>797373
GAME 🏓
SET 👟
MATCH 🎾


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.797377 del
>>797356
Last time IGA got rangebanned you started whining about how you were also affected.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.797378 del
>>797367
How was the gym?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.797379 del
>>797376
You were living with roommates at the age of 35. You got kicked out by some uni students because you shit in a pan and cooked it. Fucking psycho.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.797380 del
>>797378
Alright. Up in all lifts again. Didn't get to try lat pushdowns because of femoid newfags


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.797381 del
>>797380
Doing well King. 💪


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.797382 del
>>797380
Good job monk.
Sometimes women will hang around you for attention.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.797383 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VYUki4qPkR4 [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.797385 del
>>797379
A BIG MAD
FOR YOU


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.797386 del
>>797385
>BIG MAD
This is another meme you ripped off.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.797387 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.797388 del
>>797385
Too drunk to drive? Stuck at the workshop?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.797389 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.797390 del
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Love you NEET Frens.
and
Love you Matrix Frens.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.797391 del
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😭


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.797392 del
>>797389
You're both banned lol.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.797393 del
>>797390
Thanks neet. We love (you) too!


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.797394 del
Good night neets.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.797395 del
>>797394
Good night.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.797396 del
Wasted a lot of time on YouTube, very angry


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.797397 del
>>797396
Look into leechblock or something. There are plenty of browser addons to block or limit access to sites.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.797398 del
>>797396
Same. Most of the day. Just like most of everyday for the past year.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.797399 del
I have been following the diet advice for my lifting program but it seems excessive. Not sure if I should stick with it and risk getting fat or cut back a bit while keeping up with the protein.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.797400 del
There is nothing wrong with with watching YouTube videos.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.797401 del
>>797399
Follow the plan.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.797402 del
Can't sleep.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.797403 del
>>797400
Neets should stick with Olives.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.797404 del
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>>796411
Have to do Jobsearch Training and can't be lazy neet now it is over.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.797405 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.797406 del
morning bros


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.797407 del
>>797391
2003. Set the time machine for 2003 please.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.797408 del
>>797405
>>797406
mording
I put the bins out


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.797409 del
>>797406
>>797408
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.797411 del
Is there a special name for the guy who pushes another persons wheelchair?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.797412 del
>>797411
Zoomer


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.797415 del
>>797412
Well bantered.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.797416 del
>>797413
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.797417 del
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garn bakery for some breakfast, you neets want anything?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.797418 del
>>797417
One snag please.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.797419 del
english muffin and a black tea for breakkayie


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.797420 del


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.797421 del
>>797420
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.797422 del
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Got the production line going.
Should finish this lot today maybe.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.797423 del
>>797422
It's getting into shape like hunchback kid under the hydraulic press.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.797424 del
>>797422
The purple reminds me of
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7deVUJ_8DPY [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.797425 del
>>797423
Cheers I'm quite happy with them.
>>797424
Kek, this Legion does end up turning into sex and drug maniacs according to the stories.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.797426 del
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Looks like my missing parcel has made an appearance.
And they are sending me another one free now, lol.
That tracker hadn't changed since the 18th December before today.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.797427 del
>>797426
You know what they say...
FArT FART FART SHIT IN A BUcKET


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.797428 del
>>797426
Depends on what international postage place it went from in the USA. Texas has a horrible one, the ones in California are slow but push things through.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.797429 del
>>797428
>international postage place
I mean shipping hub as well before it reaches the place it is put on the plane before it goes overseas.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.797430 del
>>797429
I'm kind of new to all this I figured it probably got put to one side with the christmas rush.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.797431 del
>>797422
oh all of that stuff is silver
i thought it was brass


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.797432 del
>>797422
Slow down, your coats of paint have got uneven. Are you undercoated?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.797433 del
>>797432
It's the first coat and yes that is why the one on the right is silvery.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.797434 del
On Thursday, we'll all get a second coat.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.797435 del
>>797430
It's hard for anyone to say why. I sent a return package it took less than two weeks, and it was posted one week before Christmas to get to Nevada from Australia using standard international post. Not certain why it is taking so long for you


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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.797437 del
>>797435
I had another one from America not due till the 15th Jan which turned up on 30th December which I ordered the same day.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.797438 del
>>797437
There are still delays that postal services will never let go of
>Suspension of Priority Mail Express International Guarantee
>>Australia
https://about.usps.com/newsroom/service-alerts/international/welcome.htm

The fastest way to move something is a courier if you cannot wait. Shipito* use to be good for their Australian courier service, but slow as fuck at peak times and the costs of this service does add up. It can still be good when sellers on eBay add up multiple postage costs for multiple items without a discount or use that terrible package forwarding company that eBay uses (that strips the packaging for damage items a lot of the time to save costs).

*Anything that requires special clearance like a battery (special packaging) or other item requiring an import clearance avoid a courier. Their fees can be higher if the item requires special import clearance, which you can lodge yourself if you're using Standard Airmail with Australian Customs.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.797439 del
Went and got her newspaper and some chippies to go with the sausage rolls tonight and a folder and some of those clear plastic sleeves and a book on germany


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.797440 del
>>797438
I don't know why the government (owner of AusPost) hasn't ordered them to stop charging for express post if they are not going to even attempt to honour it.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.797441 del
>>797439
Does she get the paper delivered at home?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.797442 del
>>797441
She does.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.797443 del
>>797439
>and a book on germany
What type of book?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.797445 del
>>797438
I might look into that in the future, as far as I can tell it sat lost in a UPS depot for 2 weeks then got found again.


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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.797447 del
>>797440
It's odd. I know their international express services are a courier, I wouldn't be surprised if the delivery between major cities is contracted and that's part of their issue.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.797448 del
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>>797446
>THE THIRD REICH IS LISTENING
This could be the name of a life-line like service for right wing neets


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.797449 del
>>797446
I've been reading this recently it's mainly about their equiptment and deployments at the time so far but it is very well written.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.797450 del
>>797445
For shipito avoid their insurance and do not get them to open it (the small fees add up). Just get them to slap a label on and let it go. They can consolidate shipments but they need to be from the same seller and sender and it can be costly. I only did it once when buying from American retailers as they use massive boxes. The service can be slow at times as I have order and paid for postage within the hour of the "shipment has arrived" email and it still took a while for them to get it ready to send.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.797452 del
>>797449
I will check it out, thanks.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.797453 del
>>797452
All good, let us know if that one you got is decent if you could.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.797454 del
Went out shopping. All the bakeries and butchers I normally go to are closed. Lazy fucking wagies, expecting a few weeks a year off reeeeeeee!


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.797457 del
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>>797453
Will do.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.797459 del
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HURRY UP AND GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! RUN!


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.797460 del
HUMID NEET CLEFT


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.797461 del
BIG W EMERGENCY


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.797462 del
MONG DAYCARE IDEA STEALER


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.797463 del
SOBER UNCAFFINATED NEETS


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.797464 del
HOMEMADE SAUSAGE ROLLS


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.797465 del
AUSNEETS NAZI BOOK CLUB


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.797466 del
OLIVE TUG JOB


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.797467 del
DID ANYONE REMEMBER TO FUEL UP THE CHOPPAH THIS TIME?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.797468 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.797469 del
TEST THE PILOT FOR COCAINE


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.797470 del
BUM RASH



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