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NEET General #782 - Tomorrow Is Another Day Edition NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No. 796411
You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

OLD: >>795440

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.796426 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.796427 del
Farts are keeping me awake. I've opened my windows for fear of suffocation.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.796465 del

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.796466 del

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.796467 del
I think the choppah crashed again.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.796468 del
morning bros

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.796469 del

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.796470 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.796471 del
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Good Morning NEETies

Bakehouse still closed. Using up the last of the tendies from the freezer. Comfy rainy day ahead. God I hope stammers gets flooded again.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.796472 del
Might do my poo soon.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.796473 del
ngl neets, disappointed by the lack of apocalyptic tsunamis in japan today

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.796474 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.796475 del
Yep, think I'm gonna poo.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.796476 del
Yes it was all a bit of a let down.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.796477 del
Were you guys up and late and got sucked into a HAPPENING thread on /pol/ ??

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.796478 del

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.796479 del
still waiting for action from the back section. may need a white mondster

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.796480 del
The tradesmans entrance remains closed.

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.796481 del
That is from Indian Jones

NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.796482 del
Detergents brother?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.796483 del
garn kmart to get myself a plus size tshirt, you neets need anything?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.796484 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.796485 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.796486 del
One banana please.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.796487 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.796488 del
Those are awesome, where is that at?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.796489 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.796490 del
*possum noises*

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.796491 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.796492 del
These dinosaurs aren't to scale.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.796493 del
they're smaller than my hand when I hold it up between the screen and my face

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.796494 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.796495 del
A few weeks ago I thought I'd discovered the world's first irish catholic will an iq over 100. I now realise the guy is probably a protestant.*

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.796496 del
Yeah Catholic Will is a good bloke.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.796497 del
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1 point

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.796498 del
I enjoyed the images and added sound effects.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.796499 del
Chinky Walkie Talkie went through customs finally, didn't realise it I should not have bought it. But from what I understand it is illegal to operate without a licence and on some frequencies is that correct?
I only wanted to use it to receive at this stage.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.796500 del
Maybe play around with the programmable spyware too.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.796501 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.796503 del
It is at Barossa Bowland where I expressed a desire to be taken the other day. He is an arsehole.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.796504 del
IKEA fish and chips is shit.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.796505 del
What a bastard!

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.796506 del
You're meant to make a table out of it not eat it.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.796507 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.796508 del
Having a Guinness and sending big harrumph thoughtwaves at him.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.796509 del
What if it's like telepathically edging?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.796510 del
I could go a guinness or three tbh.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.796511 del
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Going a bit more production line today.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.796512 del
me on the left

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.796513 del
Hopefully the gray makes it easier.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.796514 del
14 feedpacks of turkey, northern white beans, and cranberries, in the freezer. I've done at least one thing today

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.796515 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.796516 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.796517 del
I shall paint you first
Yeah I'm hoping to skip a few purple coats lol

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.796518 del
Well prep'd

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.796519 del
Exhausted after doing all my cooking for today. I'll have to do it all again tomorrow. I need to get into the feedpacks.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.796520 del
I genuinely can not tell if this is meant to be bingo by or about IGA. Is the person causing the points to be scored nuro or IGA?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.796521 del
You need to clean up your diet.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.796522 del
You really can't tell?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.796523 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.796524 del
what meals are you feedpacking?
that smart thing to do is not to care

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.796525 del
Someone chopped one of your arms off.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.796526 del
I haven't decided. Probably bean bolognese.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.796527 del
I'm leaning towards it being IGA but nuro makes all those posts apart from the weebshit. Most of the 4chan posting here is from nuro too. His cringey orb meme etc.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.796528 del
I don't know whether this is one or two boxes to tick off now.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.796529 del
the feedpack of champions

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.796530 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.796531 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.796532 del
I'm not IGA you retard.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.796533 del
>not to care
It is a rather tiresome topic. I wish we could have a complete ban on both of them and then just forbid all discussion and dickriding about them.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.796534 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.796535 del
I would be completely in favour of that but as long as we have to put up with the retards on a daily basis I will laugh at them.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.796536 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.796538 del
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We already did that at the end of last year remember ? Nuro actually fucked off for 6 months but IGA was fucking with us here fucking every single day because it’s now how the unemployable bum pretty much defines its entire existence.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.796539 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.796540 del
I wish to fuck I'd included a blame the wrong NEET box

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.796541 del
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cruisey still hasn't taken me to blerdcon, where we were gonna cruise around talking up them fine negresses

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.796542 del
and a murder your pet chicken box

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.796543 del
This is his way of telling us he doesn't like it when we laugh at him.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.796544 del
He stopped taking NEETs to cons after the time he took Weber and Tiffin in full regalia.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.796545 del
They totally ruined Ponycon 21

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.796546 del
the world is not yet ready for those webby-at-blerdcon videos

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.796547 del
I couldnt either.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.796549 del
Webers lack of words says more

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.796550 del
I dont comment on NEETs weight.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.796551 del
That's Wednesday

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.796552 del
You tell prospective clients that they are billed by the kilogram.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.796553 del
I bill by girth.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.796554 del
Executive mongs are just part of the economies of scale. More Mong, more Mong bux.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.796556 del
Sorry that he keeps blaming you for me.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.796557 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.796558 del
Makes up nasty names for them. "Chortler".

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.796559 del
He called me a choof poof once.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.796560 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.796561 del
There was shid stains in my big fella trunks when I got home from IKEA.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.796562 del
He will rue that day! Rue it he will!

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.796563 del
he'd a very rue boy

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.796564 del
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The undercoat worked, purple has come up nice.
I think I can get away with one more coat and some highlights.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.796565 del
How did you do that weathered brass look?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.796566 del
On the inside of his elbow? Thats a trick of the light tbh, don't know how it happened.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.796567 del
Looks good, I would like to see it after the next coat.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.796568 del
Shall do I am doing 4 at once so it will be a bit later on.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.796569 del
Looked again with my glass and there was a bit of red paint I hadn't painted over fully.
So deep red with thin black and thin metallic over it.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.796570 del
Chux cleanse?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.796571 del
did you put a strategically dabbed bit of brown paint on his pants?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.796572 del
You never left the board you cancerous faggot.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.796573 del
Eating a big slice of watermelon.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.796574 del
might be nordy later

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.796575 del
I'm trying to eat more for the sake of my lifting but I'm struggling.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.796576 del
Mongk better be at the gym tonight.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.796577 del
Just had my walk and there was homeless guy has set up camp by the river.
Stark fucking naked in the middle of the arvo 5m from a public path.
I yelled some abuse at him and called the cops, fuck that shit.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.796578 del
He must be preparing his to-do list for 2024 to post first.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.796579 del
Weber has him for Code Camp

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.796580 del
I am expecting an extremely good list.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.796581 del
Are programming socks a course requirement for students?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.796582 del
toast and custard for dindins

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.796583 del
Yes. The first lesson is just Weber demonstrating how to put the socks on and then personally putting the socks on his students.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.796584 del
Interesting combination.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.796585 del
You better not be.

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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.796588 del
He was waiting for you.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.796589 del
Possum u bitch

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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.796592 del
Which neet are you?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.796593 del
Why is the carpark on a 30 degree incline?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.796594 del
1 group giant feast please, aioli sauces, and if the drive thru chick is a qt ask her what she's doing tonight.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.796595 del
Honestly NEETs if you need a cop in a hurry report a naked bloke
I called them during covid about dirtbikers cutting down trees with a chainsaw down there and got nothing
Took them 20 minutes for naked guy

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.796596 del
They dont want to engage dirt bikers because if they fall off the cop faces a load of bullshit

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.796597 del
These ones were chopping trees down to make paths and chucking it all in the river

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.796598 del
That was tiffin and his mates and they were floating those spars downstream to their camp.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.796599 del
That was a good moofie.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.796600 del
The phrase loghopper comes from doing that.
When the logs would jam up in the river they would send black slaves out to break up the logjam and they would have to hop real quick to get back to the riverbank.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.796601 del
It's also where nigger in the woodpile comes from.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.796602 del
Tiffin once addressed me as 'city boy' and asked me 'where you goin'?'

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.796603 del
Me and Weber
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4C1LARnXmiE [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.796604 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NsDsciWvqbs [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.796605 del
The farmers in Longreach would string up wire across trails to stop kids trespassing on ag bikes.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.796606 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.796607 del
some kind of integer overflow?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.796608 del
I too was confused.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.796609 del
Are any of you quitting porn for 2024?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.796610 del
lol no, I have enough bad habits which take priority

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.796611 del
A post number. Likely from 4chan with how high the number is. No idea what board.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.796612 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.796613 del
Based Chad Prioritiser.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.796614 del
overeating, internet addiction, never doing anything, excess caffeine use, gaming....there's only so much time per day I can waste wanking, so it's self limiting

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.796615 del
My brain has been all fucked the last few weeks.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.796616 del
>internet addiction
>never doing anything
I forgot that they were even vices lol.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.796617 del
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The first coat actually looks better I think,I'll see how it goes with the bright coat.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.796618 del
Sort of. Not looking at it while Motherbat is here and I can't wank.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.796619 del
It looks darker and deeper.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.796620 del
Yeah, it's sort of a base for the brighter final one.
I try and leave some of the dark round the edges for depth.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.796621 del
Looks good.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.796622 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.796623 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.796624 del
I kek'd a little

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.796626 del
There is a vile thread in the catalogue.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.796627 del
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Thinking of rewatching Harry Potter 88.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.796628 del
So tired. Going to have another nap.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.796629 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.796630 del
Foot slut.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.796631 del
That wasnt me either.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.796632 del
Took me a while to see the foot.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.796633 del
I'm still blaming you.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.796634 del
Whimsical term of endearment

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.796635 del
Chest session complete. Lots of new people. Thankfully no new jeet faces, just lots of chicks sitting on their phone in the functional workout area. I think there was even a downie there.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.796636 del
I have called him a choof poof many times.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.796637 del
It's a good moofie.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.796638 del
Tbf I am fairly certain Weber does in fact chortle.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.796639 del
I am a chortler

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.796640 del

Snazzy. Cut your nails

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.796641 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IIJXVpDAwg [Embed]
Nordy Pants On

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.796642 del
One of the pilots from that seaworld chopper collision had cogaine in his system

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.796643 del
Not enough evidently.
Disappointed the niggers he had onboard didn't die.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.796644 del
They must be superior to the people who died.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.796645 del
just nothing up top to injure

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.796646 del
Did that NEET look at any news?

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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.796649 del
Big boss randomly gave me money today, a lot of money. Turns out I have been an instrument of evil the whole time. Woe.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.796650 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.796651 del
That's terrible NEET would you like me to get rid of all that evil money for you?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.796652 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.796653 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PDTS122cPwY [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.796654 del
Well done.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.796655 del
You should give it to a worthwhile charity.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.796656 del
Do you know how many Marsupials are dying for want of a little garlic bread?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.796657 del
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It will be up to 100 before the tv series come out.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.796658 del
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from just $400 a week, you can sponsor a possum child, providing him with all the nourishing garlic bread he needs to survive and prosper

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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.796660 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.796661 del
He's worth every cent.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.796662 del
I caught Possum pollinating my flowers once.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.796663 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.796664 del
I threw Possum and some other marsupial off a cliff once because they were doing gay kanoodling once

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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.796667 del
Did they land in a canoe?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.796668 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.796670 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.796671 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.796672 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.796673 del
That swan in the second one is lord of the ducks.

NEET Admin 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.796674 del
Thanks, fulla.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.796675 del
The Mallard Master

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.796676 del
Thanks neet. It was a deep nap. Lots of sleeping on this new lifting plan.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.796677 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.796678 del
Goddamit, here too???
Anyway gonna listen that song again.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.796679 del
You need the recharge for the next lifting.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.796680 del
Yeah, that is tonight. Four sessions a week. Sounds doable. Very taxing with how soon I'm back at it though.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.796681 del
Too much multitasking?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.796682 del
wat song

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.796683 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ErJbNFPnHE [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.796684 del
Actually this song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_DHwp5vYBI [Embed]
The other one has mostly the chorus part which is crap. The verse part is cool.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.796685 del
There is a particular style of sunglasses worn by bad homes.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.796686 del
And those red shoes.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.796687 del
I got thrown out of a Midnight Oil concert once.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.796688 del
which ones?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.796689 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.796690 del
Skyrim neet offered to take me on a romantic date to blackreach once, but wouldn't show me the way out of the cavern without putting out first

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.796691 del
He did the same thing to me.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.796692 del
It's an easy mistake to make

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.796693 del
My drink was spiked with a nirn root concoction.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.796694 del
With moon sugar.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.796695 del
I used to be a NEET like you but then I took a job to the knee

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.796696 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.796697 del
What's the matter, can't stand the sight of a strong boong woman?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.796698 del
Cruisey used the black sacrament to have a troublesome client killed once.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.796699 del
You did make this character though.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.796700 del
>tfw no sweaty boobs mod

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.796701 del
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In the mood for rape

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.796702 del
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Giving a shout out to you know who for this one !

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.796703 del
At gym.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.796704 del
It keeps spamming the same files again and again.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.796705 del
The sound is good quality.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.796706 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.796708 del
Lift an extra 30kg for me please.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.796709 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.796710 del
Home. 11hrs later.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.796711 del
kek well bantered.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.796712 del
Boong zone time?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.796713 del
I hope that monk can ban the pests now that he is on his sober arc.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.796714 del
4 days without exercise, I need to do better

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.796715 del
one of the banned needs will dox goondaddy and keep ordering jimmybrings to deliver cheap goon to the shed until he falls off the wagon and can't ban anyone

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.796716 del
I bet Weber's already forgiven me.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.796717 del
Right after he posts his to-do list no doubt.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.796718 del
Lots of residual fatigue from my session yesterday. That was bench/squat, today is ohp/deadlift. On the overhead press.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.796719 del
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I found the rules for boongs

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.796720 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.796721 del
>made the hard way
Ive never seen that slogan before

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.796722 del
In a perfect world, we'd all be naked by the river.
Was he having a wash?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.796723 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.796724 del
No, sitting on the other bank stark naked legs spread.
He wasn't doing anything but he didn't seem ashamed or try to cover himself.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.796725 del
I am sorry but you are going to have to cite some proof to your argument Le unemployable university pseudo intellectual … 🧐

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.796726 del
Did you make an invoice reconciliation program?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.796727 del
Now this is some 5 dimensional mong shit right here lol.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.796728 del
Bossman power move evaluating a future mong.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.796729 del
He wants to cut down on the mong washing bills.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.796730 del
Good fella

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.796731 del
Sounds like a serious poo.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.796732 del
Wank it!

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.796733 del
A clogger so heavy it ruptures time and space.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.796734 del
Go on.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.796735 del
Woman with jiggly tits is skipping in my mirror.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796736 del
For being falling over drunk, sorry it's not an interesting tale.
I did think they stamped my wrist piss off but it was pass out.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796737 del
Give her a slap on the arse.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796738 del
bad neet

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.796739 del
I still have bedroom eyes stuck in my head now and then

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.796740 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.796741 del
I have normal eyes in my head.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.796742 del
I'm trying to be less of a boong.
I'll likely have a choof later tonight.
I had a pint with dinner before the ducks.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.796743 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796744 del
She looks Italian or something. Had a good perconf.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796745 del
Good on him.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796746 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.796747 del
kate cebrano?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.796748 del
Big day. well done. 👍

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.796749 del
It's a public area, kids play there and old folks walk their dogs.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.796750 del
I'll bill linen services and he can wear their clothes before giving them back.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.796751 del
Good night pidge. xx

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.796752 del
And the last thing I want to see when I'm having my after lunch choof is a fat old blokes todger

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.796753 del
I don't know who that is. She is gone now so I'm back to deadlifting.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.796754 del
Ah, the mirror makes sense now.
I thought you were the NEET who sees interesting things sometimes.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.796755 del
Welcome back.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.796756 del
Start tomorrow.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.796757 del
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You see some strange things out bush.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.796758 del
Boongs pinched his reindeer

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.796759 del
No, sorry I wasn't clear. I'm dying in-between sets here. Legs are fucked from the squats yesterday and it is a grind now.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.796760 del
have any bush neets ever seen yowies or the big cats that are claimed to be wandering around?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.796761 del
think i might have some cheese

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.796762 del
I've seen a few big feral cats but not panther size ones.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.796763 del
That's how you should leave an oil concert.
You get some prime unna afterwards?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=16bFBzx7I_0 [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.796764 del
imissfather can do it.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.796765 del
Heh cool

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.796766 del
Those panthers were apparently from a Moscow circus in the early 1900s.
I think they're a myth, although I've never spent much time in the eastern states.
I've seen cats as big as wombats, that could probably eat a dog.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.796767 del
No but I ran into my mate with choof I'd lost at the concert which was great.
When peter garret starting going on about some politician the whole audience started chanting SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SING which was funny and to his credit he shut up and sang.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.796768 del
He is too soft.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.796769 del
We've had stories of panthers in the Perth hills for 30 years here it may be one of those everywhere tales.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.796770 del
That's not the real santa, is it.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.796771 del
lol that is funny

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.796772 del
Ah. I've only heard about them from NSW and Gippsland I think.
There were two that got out (according to the story), but even if they did survive, the offspring would all have two heads from inbreeding.
Iirc, it might've been a flood and they let them loose.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.796773 del
I've seen pictures of some scary huge wild pigs from NT they are basically boars again.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.796774 del
Just bought RACV roadside assist again. Don't think I've had it for like 2 years

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.796775 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.796776 del
Does that cover towing?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.796777 del
I was thinking about that today, and how many generations it takes for them to regain their tusks.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.796778 del
karma and thot patrolling aside, imagine her parents finding out their daughter died in an orgy

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.796780 del
if there's a happening thread there, I'm taking it as a dead giveaway nothing will really happen

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.796781 del
Yeah, 20km

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.796782 del
wut da fuk m8? ya don't got a loicense fer dat walkie talkie?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.796783 del
That'll feed the mob.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.796784 del
goon time

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.796785 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.796786 del
That could save you a fortune if you need it.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.796787 del
gotta practice

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.796788 del
That's huge. I would have thought the bigger ones would all be in QLD. Pilbara is pretty dry and arid. My cousin's just outside of Darwin and some of the people he knows go out pigging with dogs, and just a knife. One guy who does it goes barefoot with a Bowie knife.
I've never met a normal person with an interest in it.
I used to want to go shooting for them until finding out you can't eat them.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.796789 del
How long do you practice for?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.796790 del
The meat is riddled with parasites isn't it?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.796791 del
I've been told that. I wouldn't be game to try it.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.796792 del
Started watching The Man in the High Castle again last night.
This scene is bloody good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VSxaqfQ5pBI [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.796793 del
Pigging is pretty fucking dero.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.796794 del
Pidging *

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.796795 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.796796 del
not sleepy, may have to get on the chamomile

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.796797 del
I hope Weber isn't really upset about me using his outing suggestion. I played a game of bowling too.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.796798 del
This is why Webby no longer posts here.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.796799 del
He'll find something to be upset about no matter what

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.796800 del
If I was you I would buy him a bottle of nice whisky.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.796801 del
Saved to watch later
Won't watch later

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.796802 del
Is protein powder still good after two or three years?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.796803 del
If stored correctly it should be okay.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.796804 del
Unopened in the pantry would be okay?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.796805 del
Most likely.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.796806 del
Cruisey's cruelty to Weber over the years has been very distressing to witness.
Today just the latest in a long series of outrages.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.796807 del
Keep it in the fridge.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.796808 del
it will be full of parasites

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.796809 del
cruisey is just a natural alpha dog. It comes from having to dominate packs of mongs. The mong is always either at your throat or at your feet. He understands only dominance and submission, never equality.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.796810 del
The mongs can just sense his musky manly aura.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.796811 del
when he pees on them, they understand they are his

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.796812 del
Dad called me before to remind me that I hadn't called on Boxing Day or new year's. He hadn't seen his mum for a couple of weeks before Christmas and said today she didn't talk.
Was going to continue the woe post but a fucking spider appeared over the door frame on the cornice and I had to climb on the couch to try to reach it. I went for it with a serviette but missed. When I went to look it started walking in my direction across the roof and I jumped back then grabbed my blue foam exercise roller and climbed back on the couch but the spider was further from it now and it was awkward to reach. I missed again and the spider fell on the couch at my feet and I jumped back like a girl and felt all icky thinking it was on me, then I threw the pillows and rug off and still couldn't find it. Finally did and wrapped my hand in toilet paper and scrunched it and grey/tan ooze came out. Even with the paper I have an almost involuntary flinch from it. Fucking spiders.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.796813 del
A beautiful post.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.796814 del
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Pepe's cousin, the farmer Toby Toad.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.796815 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.796816 del
not enough

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.796817 del
it happens
also, what your problem with spiders? they kill all the insects

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.796818 del
*what's your problem

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.796819 del
Thanks o7

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.796820 del
adjective [in-​cip-​i-​ent]

1. beginning to come into being or to become apparent

Monk's self-improvement project is still in its incipient stages.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.796821 del
Good morning neets. Remember, eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.796822 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.796823 del
kek, thank you.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.796824 del
No talking.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.796826 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cdjk4rXXpDs [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.796829 del
Good boy Eric.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.796830 del
>It was not equipped with a modern ADS-B transponder, Flight Radar said.
It always good to save a bit of money here and there.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.796831 del
I can see this on the NDIS.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.796832 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.796833 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.796834 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.796835 del
G'morning NEETs
This is a good and pleasing word.
My morning poo is incipient.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.796836 del
He loves us

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.796837 del
I really hope this is a troll account otherwise this guy seems to be a muslim with adhd who likes gta and wants to have sex with his mum.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.796838 del
but not Cruisedog

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.796839 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.796840 del
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but only 4 ways out of this airplane.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.796841 del
McDolans for breafkat

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796842 del
what did you get webster?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796843 del
I can see this on the NDIS.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796844 del
Put enough snakes on a plane and people will make their own exits.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.796845 del
a plain sausage mcfuggin and a hash brown and a small white coffee

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.796846 del
At the supermarket I got the makings for homemade sausage rolls

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.796847 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJfNut5oUS4 [Embed]

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.796848 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.796849 del
Any racism?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.796850 del
I can imagine advanced Mong Trackers are already there.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.796851 del
UMM Pty has a squad of highly trained boong mong trackers.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.796852 del
No, Motherbat wanted me to be a nice boy today

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.796853 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqtz6a8ikGg [Embed]
big ol' tiddies do not grant one permission to play things wrong

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.796854 del
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This Sunday on womboflix...some neets need some inspiration to get on the wagon, so we will be screening the docudrama Pumping Iron (1977), about Arnold Schwarzenegger's battle to win the Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia competitions. Hopefully we'll learn a few things.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.796855 del
Do they include the steroid parties and gangbangs?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.796856 del
From memory there is an uncomfortable bit where Arnold talks about lifting feeling like cumming or something

NEET Admin 01/02/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.796857 del
Speaking of which.
On Saturday at 7pm AEDT we're gonna watch The Siege of Jadotville.
It's like that movie when the negers siege trapped Bri'ish redcoats. Except with machineguns.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.796858 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.796859 del
>Arnold talks about lifting feeling like cumming or something

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.796860 del
>Slotting some floppies with my FN-FAL

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.796861 del
maybe there's a director's cut
I doubt veterans of ausneets will even notice

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.796862 del
wondering how many neets will be wanking to it

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.796863 del
I have heard good things about that film.

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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.796865 del
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NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.796866 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.796867 del
G'morning NEET

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.796868 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.796869 del
I just went round and gave all my doors a clean with a wet rag.
Been meaning to do it for years lol.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.796870 del
Well done NEET. Do the light switches and power points next.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.796871 del
I think I will.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.796872 del
>watching film summaries on youtube because I'm too lazy to watch the actual films
Just when I think I've hit rock bottom laziness, I discover an ever lower place.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.796873 del
Took her to Big W and JB HiFi and Spendless Shoes and QBD Books and the Newsagent and Liquorland. Doing a poo. Big yellow shit stains in the clean underpants I put on this mording.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.796874 del
Reaction videos of film summaries would be worse.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.796875 del
What about summary videos of reaction videos of summary videos?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.796876 del
That's going into dangerous territory.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.796877 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.796878 del
That covers all the shops apart from food.

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.796879 del
What did she purchase?

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.796880 del

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.796881 del
Big W: pillow protectors, more singlets, cumdies and socks for me
QBD: a Taylor swift book for niecebot
Spendless: some old lady sandals
Newsagent: powerballs ticket
Liquorland: pale ale and a cab sauv

NEET 01/02/2024 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.796882 del
What about JB hi-fi?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.796883 del
I finished the Hunter x Hunter ants arc. It was way too long and I didn't like the ending for my boys Gon and Killua.
Not much left now. I have soured a bit.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.796884 del
She didn't find anything satisfactory there

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796885 del
What was she looking for?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796886 del
Huge yellow poo mountain and horrendous clean up. Had a shower. Having a pale ale.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796887 del
Cradle of Filth

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.796888 del
A Taylor Swift DVD for niecebot

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.796889 del
She actually wanted a Slipknot 'people = shit' tshirt.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.796890 del
My toilet had gotten rather grotty so I scrubbed it with one of those wire wool balls the other day and now it has a silver/grey stain where I scrubbed.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.796891 del
Bat knows what's going on.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.796892 del
That was not very smart.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.796893 del
It's better than the poo encrustations.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.796894 del
He needs to scrub it again with a white mallard

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.796895 del
>tfw no Fouga CM.170 Magister

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.796896 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.796897 del
I have doubts Olive is going to meet her
>2024 goal: 5 videos/week

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.796898 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.796899 del
How many has she done so far?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.796900 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.796901 del
in fact she posted that on 31/12, so 0.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.796903 del
That is not a very good start.
Still, maybe she will do 5 videos on the weekend.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.796904 del
They're just some of Weber's sausage rolls.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.796905 del
No more nice boy time for nordy boy

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.796906 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.796907 del
lazy cunt

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.796908 del
u wot m8

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.796909 del
going to bomb the three gorges dam as a prank

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.796910 del
Not remotely funny or clever. Reported.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.796911 del
That's a big outing.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.796912 del
Was uncomfortable with the poo juice irritating my creases.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.796913 del
calm down chang

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.796914 del
has there ever been an australian tv show about the paranormal?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.796915 del
it'll be a blast

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.796916 del
neighbours, everyone on it was actually a ghost

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.796917 del
Who Dares Wins

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.796918 del
Isn't the tennis on?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.796919 del
Serious answer: There was one of those ghost hunter things I think where they went to the old prisons and turned on their bullshit electornic gear etc

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.796920 del
why would i know?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.796921 del
There was a serial when I was a boy called Ellie and Joules about a family that moved into an old house and a ghost girl named Ellie who befriended the boy

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.796922 del
Round The Twist

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.796923 del
New game on!

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.796924 del
So what post has triggered this episode?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796925 del
You've already ticked that box for the day.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796926 del
I want some chocolate

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796927 del
Wanna run tummy.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.796928 del
That didn't answer my question. What post has triggered this episode?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.796929 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.796930 del
He does not like the bingo.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.796931 del
someone got triggered over the 3 gorges dam comment

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796932 del
No choggy this year, NEET

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796933 del
When you win a game, please say

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796934 del
You've earned it, treat yourself.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796935 del
Shall do, sorry about yesterday.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796936 del
stick to the tennis

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.796937 del
2 little ducks
quack fucken quack

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.796938 del
Woe. How many days left?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.796939 del
That was me and I am not he.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.796940 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.796941 del
Correction: 363
It's a fucken leap year this year

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796942 del
You've already ticked that box for the day.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796943 del
No for reals.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796944 del
>Leap year
They're not real.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796945 del
Just have a little chocolate.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.796946 del
OMG now he's repeating posts!
I'm scared NEETs whatever will we do?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.796947 del
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I can't make it bros. Leave me behind. I'll hold off the entire woolworths chocolate aisle on my own, so the rest of you can make it to the weight loss wagon

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.796948 del
Calm down, you're the one starting shit out of nothing.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.796949 del
You will get on that fucking wagon.
I will make you.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.796950 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.796951 del
A whole extra day of miserable bullshit.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.796952 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.796954 del
I see some of you are still struggling against fate. You must learn to accept.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.796955 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.796956 del
I had a chicken breast, four eggs, two huge slices of bread and two big glasses of milk.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796957 del
Was it fate that made me shit my pants and walk around the shops with it?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796958 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796959 del
Well protein'd.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796960 del
That's good. I should have done that. I was just humoring Motherbat with her offer of McDolans

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796961 del
That frog has discovered tranquility. He has learnt to accept.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.796962 del
Stout makes poos very dark.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.796963 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796965 del
One can accept one's fate and still stuff a couple of chux in before going out.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796966 del
Yes, usually. I think the fruit and other stuff Motherbat has made me consume as messed up my poo flora and fauna

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796967 del
>Zen Frog - Fridge 4.png
Good frog.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.796968 del
She hasn't done a single one this year. She will have to do more than one a day to keep the resolution.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796970 del
He let's it all wash over him

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796971 del
Xena was kiwi.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796972 del
Living up to her beaner ancestry.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.796973 del
It is best to just ignore that spastic.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796974 del
She showed her boobs on Spartacus.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796975 del
5 video plan for Week 1
Thursday: Left bob video, right bob video
Friday: Seductive twerking of the buttocks video (with pants on)
Saturday: Vagene video, bumhole video

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796976 del
I look forward to this production NEET.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.796977 del
Thanks NEET.
Absolutely no vegetables in it though which isn't very good. Munching on some carrots now though. I should've had some broccoli or something with it to have a proper gymbro meal.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.796978 del
I would like to claim the weight one as well but he technically hasn't broken it yet.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.796979 del
Your a baka gaijin nerd. That's a 2 for 1 special just for you.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.796980 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.796981 del
Whay don't you like the bingo it is a fun game for all the NEETs.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.796982 del
You chucking your temper tantrum is annoying.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.796983 del
#blessed #godisgood 🙏

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.796984 del
No temper here mate I'm chortling.
But if I am annoying you that pleases me even more.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.796985 del
Very low quality post.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.796986 del
So you're actually getting enjoyment at shitting up the board?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.796987 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.796988 del
No but I am enjoying taking your toys off you.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.796989 del
You are ruining this board with your worthless drama.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.796990 del
Do you ever actually look into a mirror?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.796991 del
>tfw no good christian bikini gf

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.796992 del
>G'day! Fashion advice for blokes, from any mate. This subreddit is a place to post sales, ask for advice, share useful tips and all that jazz as long as it pertains in general to menswear in Australia!
I hate reddit so much its unreal.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.796993 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.796994 del
We just r/AskWebby/ around these parts

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.796995 del
I wish the mods were a bit more proactive about getting rid of shitstirrers.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.796996 del
when tiffin becomes fuhrer, we will have an elite gestapo of mods, dressed all in leather trenchcoats and sunglasses, who will delete bad posts

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.796997 del
I reported bingoNEETs posts, lets see if anything is actually done.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.796998 del
You'll be banned for not spelling it with the umlaut.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.796999 del
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>tfw no rundown farmhouse in teh countryside

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.797000 del
big boobas

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.797001 del
I wonder where Cruisey is taking the mongs today? The Harry Potter Bar or the Duck Restaurant?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.797002 del
could be a good spot for a free range NEET farm

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.797003 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Khl7t2d55dg [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.797004 del
He mostly just harrumphs.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.797005 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.797006 del
You are a man of refined tastes.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.797007 del
Lost 50
Also lost 10 yesterday.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.797008 del
You could have used that to buy Webby's mini golf and bowling pass and also got him a pepper pie.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.797009 del
We're down the Port today

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.797010 del
Oh yes. The Maritime Museum like I mentioned the other day?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.797011 del
she's live

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.797012 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4pK3O43Jddg [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.797013 del
She didn't even know the crossword answer for a ship's breadth.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.797014 del
It's beam btw

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.797015 del
Already did WWWOTW cunt

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.797016 del
Good job neet. You'll be a skellie by the end of the week.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.797017 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qley488IP-c [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.797018 del
Fucking post office won't just leave a parcel on my doorstep.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.797019 del
looks like a nice place to allahu akbar some shit up

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.797020 del
the ghost of bukowski is hunting the local post man

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.797021 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.797022 del
Lost another 20

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.797023 del
eating some more cheese

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.797024 del
Got a coffee chill and 4 (four) apple danishes.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.797025 del
Good snack.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.797026 del
Im calling it brunch.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.797027 del
Brunch is a poofter term.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.797028 del
Oh dear whatever will I do.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.797029 del
You are basically coordinating his week for him now.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.797030 del
UMM PTY LTD Advisor.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.797031 del
Ate my brunch succesfully without a single act of sodomy.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.797032 del
I bet there is already an invoice.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.797033 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9j91-6N_Q0A [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.797034 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.797035 del
I don't know what that means sorry I don't speak homosexual.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.797036 del
1:18pm and she hasn't posted since last year.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.797037 del
Double anal penetration.
The neet that is into legalporno gangbangs can tell you about it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.797038 del
Maybe she will show her bum to make up for it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.797039 del
But you just told me about it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797040 del
I can sense you're upset.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797041 del
She's busy with her husband.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797042 del
Not in the same detail that he can. You still don't know about TAP, QUAP, DPP and TPP.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.797043 del
I think I'm going to have to make a 16 square card for tomorrow.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.797044 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797045 del
You just claim any post you don't like is IGA.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797046 del
Day four of no wank. I should've had a wank on New Years eve so that I'd be in line with the day of the year.
Do okay I guess. Somewhat tempted to have a wank.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797047 del
Good work, mine technically started on the 29th of December.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.797048 del
Yep, he has been doing it to me too.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.797049 del
iga white knight is your least believable persona yet
seriously lol

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.797050 del
He might need 32 squares.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.797051 del
Bat's arrival?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.797052 del
Save it for when Olive posts.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.797053 del
Not him.
Make it 64.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.797054 del
Went to the Carlisle. Did you recommend that one?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.797055 del
This bingo shit is gay. Sure enough the posting of it coincides perfectly with their discord being active. This is another one of those awful forced memes like orb pondering.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.797056 del
Kek, I'm nuro now

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797057 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797058 del
I'm up to day 12 or 13

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797059 del
Why are you keeping watch of their discord?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.797060 del
No. Getting ready for you though: https://usedguns.com.au/gun/588523/

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.797061 del
Because he made it and does all the characters there.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.797062 del
Well done NEET, sore balls?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.797063 del
Not really.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.797064 del
Curious to see some a bunch of fully automatic stuff hitting the market.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.797065 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.797066 del
Are you going to report this one too or just the one about you?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.797067 del
>everyone is IGA

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.797069 del
I also haven't had any caffeine since last year. I'm managing surprisingly alright with that.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.797070 del
I get a mild headachey feeling when I stop usually.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.797071 del
What year should be the cut off for children's literature, before it became too degenerate for anyone to be properly raised on it?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.797072 del
Were you a big coffee drinker?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.797073 del
Yes, five to seven cups daily. Each with two teaspoons of the NEET approved coles organic coffee.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.797074 del
did you drink any energy drinks or coke as well?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.797075 del
Two teaspoons is a lot. I am not concerned about caffeine content but the taste might be too strong for me.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.797076 del
Does 2 teaspoons mean it's really 14 cups a day?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.797077 del
Freeze dried coffee doesn't pack quite the punch that ground coffee does.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.797078 del
That is a lot, well done on stopping.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.797079 del
I had triggering in my left thumb and arthritis-like pain in the joint where the thumb joins the hand, and after a couple of days of rosehip capsules it has gone away.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.797080 del
On the flip side, I've also shit my pants in a shopping center, so life is not a bowl of cherries.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.797081 del
What you win on the rosehip you lose on your pants.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.797082 del
It may have got better without the rosehip. You really should have arranged for a control group.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.797083 del
The effect was pretty marked. Like go to bed and wake up good. Motherbat made me take it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.797084 del
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I think the two incidents may be related.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.797085 del
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the devil is tempting your towards onanism and sodomy
embrace our lord and savior jesus christ

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.797086 del
leaving for work
I slept 10 minutes and I'm still drunk but then again, I work in security
cya boongs

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.797087 del
>I work in security
I would trespass and/or rob you

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.797088 del
He couldn't keep NEETs from getting to the DSP desk at cenno.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.797089 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.797090 del
Good thing I only took 2 capsules a day and not the 5 the bottle was recommended. It could have been a shit tsunami in Big W, although they've probably seen that before.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.797091 del
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Silicon valley job interview acquired


I had fush and chups. Sickening

I will be there probably

I've had the Roger Falques wiki page open on my phone for over a year now

2024 year of the clean undies?

Debateable. Reading is a faster, less patient form of absorbing infomation in this context

I was there the other day and didn't buy a new keyboard even though they had significantly more of them on display where you could touch the keys. New year new me.

Wheres Trev when ya need him ???

Bondi Rescue


>the masculine urge to strangle your inner fridge frog

Those male fashion subs are usually awful. A bunch of poofters all wanking each other off for being 'unique' or experimental. I assume its still a bunch of dysgenic hipsters with shitty 'streetwear' type attire. Yikes.
Polo, jeans, RMs. Simple as cunt


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.797092 del
Kek, that could have got nasty.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.797093 del
What are you crying about now?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.797094 del
>Silicon valley job interview acquired

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.797095 del
I had an incident like that out on a walk a while back and the waddle home was not my proudest moment.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.797096 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.797097 del
Based. Well done King.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.797098 del
monk's wagon is in a much faster lane to the rest of us

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.797099 del
He's got a job at a fake boob factory.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.797100 del
He hasn't even attended week 2 of Weber Code Academy

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.797101 del
or Fleshlight tester

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.797102 del
Week one is just Weber hittng you with a stick and yelling.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.797103 del
That must be expensive.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.797104 del
I could only afford 2 whacks then I had to leave.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.797105 del
No, it was programmer socks and how to wear them. Read the posts you miss.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.797106 del
That post was fake news.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.797107 del
does webby at least wear a leather trenchcoat while he beats you?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.797108 del
He beat me so hard his fedora fell off once.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.797109 del
Lucky bugger.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.797110 del
Lucky bugger.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.797111 del
What are you crying about now?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.797112 del
The injustice and cruelty in this sad sinful world.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.797113 del
Someone is getting very desperate for attention

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.797114 del
Good catch up.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.797115 del
I just want to see bingo. I don't care what game is it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.797116 del
>thinking about how my life hasn't really changed much since high school, when I used to stay home all the time by myself watching movies and playing vidya

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.797117 del
Couldn't find the egg separator. Turns out some bitch took it when she moved out.

TEST NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.797118 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.797119 del
Checked your pant pockets?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.797120 del
I hope this new british NEET offers us tea and scones.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.797121 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.797122 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797124 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797125 del
i hate everything in tht picture

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797126 del
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It would be just like this.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.797127 del
A thoroughly based catch up.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797128 del
Apart from that fucked up purple frog, it looks nice

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797129 del
This is how I imagine the BEST A tea parties that Possum hosts. He doesn't invite Weber.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797130 del
whipped cream and boysenberry jam on mine please

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.797131 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.797132 del
Purple frog had an accident when he was a tadpole we don't talk about it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.797133 del

>Some sort of vile pedo shit
Yeah I guess you could call his taking and posting of creepshots of children at the beach that

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.797134 del
I think I may have to incorporate a multiple tick system.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.797135 del
Actually he has dead needs stuffed by taxidermists, and uses them as guests at his tea party, to ensure he gets all the garlic bread.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.797136 del
Monk is all about multis

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.797137 del
Thanks Trev

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.797138 del
Not until footy season

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.797139 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.797141 del
Chortlers are jolly.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.797142 del
Very lush and green.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.797143 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.797144 del
No. I used to be on the mongsters but stopped due to the cost.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.797145 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.797146 del
hmm, must have been the wind

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.797147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z-oxagtRO7A [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.797148 del
Sir could have threw a package over the fence.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.797149 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.797150 del
>Polo, jeans, RMs. Simple as cunt
Do you only knock around with tradies?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.797151 del
I'd be surprised if some of the younger neets here knew who Lindsey Stirling was.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.797152 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.797153 del
Wank me off, please.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.797154 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.797155 del
homemade sausage rolls are in the oven
I made them bare chested

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.797156 del
So you didn't cover the top half with pastry?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.797157 del
No, I meant I didn't have a shirt on.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.797158 del
I would like to see a photo when they come out of the oven please.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.797159 del
Okay. Just for you I will, NEET.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.797160 del
and we want you to take your pants off this time

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.797161 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.797162 del
Well rolled.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.797163 del
Looks good NEET.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.797164 del
Why isn't your bare, manly chest in the picture neet? No homo

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.797165 del
They look excellent. Good job neet. You can have one (1) and leave the other fifteen for me.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.797166 del
Four please.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.797167 del
>povo oven

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.797169 del
Eating strawberries
Absolute shitshow at the shops. Boomer white women with their trolleys in the self-checkout. Australia has fallen

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.797170 del
Toiletman doesn't even have an oven.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.797171 del
What is wrong at the shops? Why are they all there? I was just about to go.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.797172 del
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lol stick to the tennis

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.797173 del
Stop being a wanker.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.797174 del
>everyone is iga

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.797175 del
If only you >>797153

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.797176 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.797177 del
It's what (((they))) want you to believe.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.797179 del
whoa there, pardner!

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.797180 del
Iz Womberflix on tinoigt?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.797181 del
Reads like engagement bait for redditors.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.797182 del
HP 89.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.797183 del
Scrumptious feed. Very flaky.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.797184 del
Very well done.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.797185 del
Fuck off

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.797186 del
Low quality Comment.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.797187 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.797188 del
peaches and custard for pudding

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.797189 del
You won't be invited to HP 90 with that attitude.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.797190 del
Guess it's better than a milkcrate.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.797191 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.797192 del
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Do we have anything paranormal creatures that resemble the rake in Australia, or is it just an seppo thing?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.797193 del
Noice, well done NEET they look good.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.797194 del
That's a rare albino shaved boong

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.797197 del
cup of tea

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.797198 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.797199 del
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As far as I know there is only one such creature in Australia, reports suggest it doesn't leave it's natural habitat in W.A.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.797200 del
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Just serviced my forks and did the heater bearings.


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.797201 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.797202 del
I heard it may have been spotted in Asia once or twice.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.797203 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.797204 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zC08zNhBXNs [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.797206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XAN8Qr6RzPU [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.797207 del
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Oh we snacking good tonight boys, trust AND believe.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.797208 del
Might learn to play the jug and join Webers band.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.797209 del
Blue migoreng?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.797210 del
I swear that looks like a jew, not a boong

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.797211 del
nice nuts

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.797212 del
4 strawbies

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.797213 del
no body posting :(

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.797214 del
every body stuffing themselves I assume

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.797215 del
Preparing a snack soz

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.797216 del
>likely safe
Whoever wrote that I suggest him trying overdose on rosehip buds.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.797217 del
Everything will drop out of him.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.797218 del
Rose hip has no medicinal value, it doesn't even have that many vitamins

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.797219 del
It has a been a roller coaster of a day for him. Word of the Week, McDolans, Shitting his pants in Big W, Homemade Sausage Rolls.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.797220 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.797221 del
Wild rose hip fruits are particularly rich in vitamin C, containing 426 mg per 100 g[4] or 0.4% by weight (w/w). RP-HPLC assays of fresh rose hips and several commercially available products revealed a wide range of L-ascorbic acid (vitamin C) content, ranging from 0.03 to 1.3%.[5]

Rose hips contain the carotenoids beta-carotene, lutein, zeaxanthin, and lycopene.[6][7] A meta-analysis of human studies examining the potential for rose hip extracts to reduce arthritis pain concluded there was a small effect requiring further analysis of safety and efficacy in clinical trials.[8] Use of rose hips is not considered an effective treatment for knee osteoarthritis.[9]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.797222 del
It has large amount if vit c.

Same with plums. Noone warning people on the internet about the dangers of consuming plums.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.797223 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.797224 del
Prunes too.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.797225 del
>Homemade Sausage Rolls.
Do you think he had the appropriate serving size?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.797226 del
A prune is a dried plum, NEET.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.797227 del
Can't stop playing alien isolation, even though I don't like horror survival games. Fug.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.797228 del
I had 4.5. Motherbat had 3.5. We will have the remainder tomorrow evening when we get back from Flinders Hospital.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.797229 del
Nice pic, looks like you're enjoying your time out and about.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.797230 del
I ate a huge packet of dried apricots once, never again.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.797231 del
is you is or is you aint my nigga

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.797232 del
Did you argue over the half?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.797233 del
No, it was the one I cut in half to make sure they were cooked. We ate those halves while waiting for the others to cool down to a manageable level.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.797234 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.797235 del
I'm craving some sausage rolls now, covered in tomato sauce. Heinz, not the no-name stuff.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.797236 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.797237 del
It's safe to eat in smaller amounts.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.797238 del
They are nice.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.797239 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.797240 del
Beef mince, onion, peas, broccoli, yellow split peas, pasta, garlic, salt, cayenne pepper, paprika, mixed italian herbs and a tin of whole tomatoes.
It was based around hitting my macros, not the flavour or anything but it ended up alright. A bit light on the sauce, should've used passata rather than the whole tomatoes.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.797241 del
Why the cat's piss?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.797242 del
Thanks and you are right. Closing the shop and having having cash in the bank has been a healing process and so good for my mental health. I have time and money. No kore monkey in the back. Also some other fortunate events happened too I won’t go into.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.797243 del
Nuro is bitter that that other neet has an oven and he doesn't.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.797244 del
Did you get sacked again?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.797245 del
Rose hip has less vitamin c than black and gold lime juice and is significantly less digestible.
Catatonids? Like a one dollar bag of carrots?
You've been tricked by fancy words.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.797246 del
I eat about half a kg of carrots each day.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.797247 del
Weber and I were in a Zydeco band once.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.797248 del
I haven't made scones in a while.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.797249 del
Heaps of good stuff happened this year but you get nothing because IGA is a stalker and a creep and up to no good.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.797250 del
>just live on french fries and dietary supplements

Do you whistle good?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.797251 del
You've been talking about suicide and your lack of life progress even more than usual. I know you aren't in a great place mentally and if you want to talk about anything I'm happy to do so by email if you think it would help.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.797252 del
No, quite badly actually.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.797253 del
Need more carrots then.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.797254 del
His point was that those nutrients can be found in more common and readily accessible forms. He is arguing against the processed stuff if anything.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.797255 del
They help you see in the dark too

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.797256 del
What is the connection? Is this some obscure Magyar reference?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.797257 del
Does the black and gold lime juice he was banging on about help arthritis? Didn't think so.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.797258 del
Its absolutely perfect temperature, traffic, and vibe for cruising.
Just feels so right
Desire to goooon

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.797259 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.797260 del
Looks good noot.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.797261 del
Don't let me down already you dog.
It is only day three. I've stayed off the goon so you need to do so also.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.797262 del
You're nasty even to people who are nice to you.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.797263 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.797264 del
How lime is more common than rosehip? I can collect rosehip buds out in the woods. Not fugging lime.

Well it helps eyes for sure. Have you seen a rabbit who had glasses?


NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.797265 del
Well in theory I can collect lime, but from limestone anyway.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.797266 del
goon cruise

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.797267 del
albanian propaganda

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.797268 del
Well riced

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.797269 del
i rape therefore you gape

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.797270 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.797271 del
>Nice pic, looks like you'reI'm enjoying yourmy time out and about.

>Thanks and you areI am right.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.797272 del
ffs monk learn to use the report queue you boong

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.797273 del

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.797274 del
What do women on the east coast look like?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.797275 del
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>a healing process
>so good for my mental health
>Also some other fortunate events happened too I won’t go into

Such as cooking your own excrement? Being permabanned and universally unloved? Taking creepshots of children? Abusing illicit and prescription drugs? Drinking in public? Conspiring to murder people? Making false police reports?

Teh list just goes on Keegan. Where does it end?...

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.797276 del
Not another repeat episode

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.797277 del
So fucking boring.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.797278 del
They both need to be banned. Anyone that continues to discuss them or dickride needs to also be banned.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.797279 del
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They're real qts

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.797280 del
we need to have wagon check-ins, updates, and humiliate the neets who have fallen off

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.797281 del
What's a good video game for creeping around a dark, misty wood at night?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.797282 del
Can't knock it, fair play. Risk of going a bit orange, probably too much sugar but relatively speaking you did good.
Mostly BEANS and dietary supliments, you've watched it happen. I ate a tin of BEANS for lunch, just smashed a block of tofu, for second dinner I'm probably having BEANS.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.797283 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.797284 del

If B&G LJ has any VitC it is synthetic, added after pastuerisation. Use fresh lime juice ffs.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.797285 del
Weber & The Gastrics

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.797286 del
Hope there aren't too many newfags at the gym

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.797288 del
There were lots at mine.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.797289 del
I haven't smoked cones in a while.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.797290 del
I fucking hate Sabrina Carpenter.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.797291 del
There is an oven in the workshop kitchenette. None of which is owned by the squatter though.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.797292 del
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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.797293 del
tl;dr sloppa...

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.797294 del
Neither black and gold lime juice nor rose hip will help with arthritis.
Medicine works, a poultice of comfrey comes with sketchy alkaloids but is free.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.797295 del
beans would've been lower gi than pasta

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.797296 del
Nuro talking shit about neet's wealth is hilarious to me. He probably has the lowest net worth of any neet here. He admitted previously he never expects to earn enough to need to pay back any of his 10 grand in HECS debt.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.797297 del
I've considered cutting out rice and pasta entirely from my diet and just using legumes.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.797298 del
A far more nutritious meal than what goes down your gullet, Keegan.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.797299 del
Couchbed time.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.797300 del
You're boring.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.797301 del
Bad roll

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.797302 del
You can slake lime to make calcium hydroxide, which is useful as a fungicide, to make pickles, or as a nutritional additive to avoid niacin deficiency.

You could add it to black and gold lime juice to add digestible calcium

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.797303 del
I collected a whole liter of lime juice in coles, where I was going anyway because there's no frozen chips in the woods

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.797304 del
Good night.

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.797306 del
To a first approximation my life is now nothing but watching youtube videos

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.797308 del
It is indeed added after rehydration, so somewhat strangely it's probably cheaper to buy mixed with lime juice than it is by itself as a supliment.
You will find reconstituted orange juice has a shocking amount of sugar and you can't cook with it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.797309 del
Going to walk the dog and ŤŮțqlbrhbht'vegt'lebuqagadwh the door.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797310 del
Just stop watching them you goose. go for a walk or something.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797311 del
Did you have a mini stroke?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797312 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.797313 del
has any neet managed to get on the youtube free wagon, or end his internet addiction?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.797314 del
I haven't posted Tones in a while.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.797315 del
imissfather has never banned the dunny dweller for his pedo creepshots. Let that sink in.

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.797317 del
BEAN NEET strongly recommends it.
Rather than being the most expensive staple food, think of them as the cheapest nutrients.
You will get all rather than none of the fibre, 2/3 of your protein rather than none, and a ton of nutrients, some of those nutrients (iron) are valuable.

Do the math, 500g dried kidney beans, big tin of tuna, dozen eggs. You couldn't even buy mince with that money these days

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.797318 del
Can't tell if tame or lobotomised

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.797320 del
Two men with no penises having a dick measuring contest.
Absolutely thrilling.

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.797322 del
I've seen this episode too many times
Goodnight NEETs.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.797323 del
Do you just chuck the raw eggs into the beans while cooking?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.797324 del
Good night.

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.797326 del
Just boil 6 eggs and eat them. I mean you can make it more complicated but just eat the eggs.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.797327 del
I admire nuro for not paying rent but avoiding homelessness. That's a 1% achievement.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.797328 del
I'm going to buy a ton of chemicals online, might get put on a watchlist.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.797329 del
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It is pretty based when you frame it like that. I bet IGA is a rent cuck.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.797330 del
I didn't know that.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.797331 del
You combine the two?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.797332 del
watching season 14 of archer, don't like how archer's love interest is shaping up to be another quadroon negress

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.797333 del
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I am winning on every front. Nuro is respected and loved and has his shot together.

You meanwhile are scumbag gutter trash no one wants to know. You don’t have any balls to do shit. FAG.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.797334 del
It's every night.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.797335 del
Poor door.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.797336 del


It's every night for him though.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.797337 del
1kg Bonvit Psyllium Husks please.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.797338 del
30 grams of Borax. I heard it's good for killing cockroaches.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.797339 del
How long has Carsales.com.au shown "enquire for price" on all the ads instead of giving the actual price? Really annoying.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.797340 del
>If you have to ask

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.797341 del
Nuro has a good setup where he is. I admit sleeping in the bathroom was a somewhat eccentric choice though.
But he is doing well.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.797342 del
Why does Nuro talk down on others when he sleeps in a dunny?

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797343 del
i bet it helps keep the level of dust low

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797344 del
Black Beluga Lentils are the best 20% protein they cook in 20 minutes and have the best flavor, try to buy 25-50 pounds at a time for the best deal. Find a 5 gallon plastic bucket with snap on top for long term storage, 25 pounds fit perfect. Eliminate as much of the animal products as you can, it isn't good for you. Not an argument, not an opinion, totally based on science.
Here are the books (science evidence).

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.797345 del
Perhaps the poo particles have rotted his brain far more than we thought the pills could ever have.

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.797347 del
Without really thinking about it Nuro has achieved a better quality of life than most people. If you avoid rent, and avoid full time work your life is great.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.797348 del
Yep, everyone on the BEAN train is going to make it.

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.797349 del
The Baron Of Based

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.797350 del
The Dunny pic was posted 2 years ago. Thinking it’s same things is your coping mechanisn coping hard. Imagine thinking Nuro would post his current living conditions after all the stalking and doxxing. If I am posting late from the shop it’s because I am too drunk to drive home. Not because I live at the shop retard. Noosa council has been around twice. They haven’t seen a single problem. The only problem in this situation is your loser self. It’s going to a take a decade to dig yourself out of the hole you dug yourself buddy….

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.797351 del
>The BEAN train
More like the soy express:
> Eliminate as much of the animal products as you can

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.797352 del
You do still live in the shop I think, but that is okay.

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NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.797354 del
>If I am posting late from the shop it’s because I am too drunk to drive home.
Literally no one believes that

>cant leave work because you couldn't wait until you got home to get fucked up
Not even our biggest gooners do that

NEET 01/03/2024 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.797355 del
I haven't seen one bean consumed to be fair.


You are a resourceful hunter-gatherer.

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