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NEET General #780 - Anne Frank Edition NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No. 794438 [X] >>794441
DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CUPBOARD!!

OLD: >>793425


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.794439 [X] del >>794442
SA BEST A


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.794441 [X] del >>794443>>794465
>>794438
TERRIBLE OP

NOT A PEPE

THE OTHER WAS MUCH BETTER


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.794442 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.794443 [X] del
>>794441
I didn't delete yours.
Quads shortly.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.794444 [X] del >>794445>>794453
Quads and we all get GFs.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.794445 [X] del
>>794444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.794446 [X] del >>794447
Wrong flag. FML.


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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.794448 [X] del >>794450>>794452>>794468
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fuck I am so high


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.794449 [X] del >>794451
I'm so sorry.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.794450 [X] del
>>794448
Based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.794451 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.794452 [X] del >>794454
>>794448
Put some toilet paper on the rear wheel and pedal backwards


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.794453 [X] del
>>794444
Thanks SA


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.794454 [X] del >>794455
>>794452
For what purpose ???


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.794455 [X] del >>794456
>>794454
So his bum gets wiped properly.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.794456 [X] del
>>794455
I don’t get it. Your memes have been so low energy lately. Best you take a break from this site. It’s frankly embarrassing.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.794457 [X] del
half a punnet of strawbies and an original magnum for puddin


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.794458 [X] del >>794459
Blue Eye Samurai will be on on womboflix in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.794459 [X] del >>794460>>794461>>794473
>>794458
I stand by my decision to close the tab.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.794460 [X] del
>>794459
Negroid-tier behavior.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.794461 [X] del >>794462
>>794459
Tab status?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.794462 [X] del
>>794461
CLOSED


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.794463 [X] del >>794464>>794476>>794498
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Bought a new telly


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.794464 [X] del >>794489
>>794463
For the tennis?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.794465 [X] del >>794466>>794467>>794478
Garbage thread btw

>>794441
This truly is the end times for /ausneets/


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.794466 [X] del
>>794465
The show must go on.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.794467 [X] del
>>794465
It has Weber written all over it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.794468 [X] del >>794516
>>794448
See that bloke talking to those two(2) chicks? Well that will never be you.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.794469 [X] del >>794470
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Why bother wiping when you can walk a metre to the left and shower?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.794470 [X] del
>>794469
It's the new craze.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.794471 [X] del >>794472>>794494
The bin got emptied. Just a low key dull thud. No explosion. No breaking glass. No convection oven bouncing out and landing in the middle of the street for everyone to see.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.794472 [X] del
>>794471
>No explosion.
Woe.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.794473 [X] del
>>794459
you couldn't handle the tab


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.794474 [X] del
@Weber

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A1MGCNYU4WE [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.794475 [X] del
A police caution sheet for one of the bad home youths on the street found its way into my car port somehow.
Cannabis possession in 2020.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.794476 [X] del >>794489
>>794463
Did you manage to get it set up this time without breaking the screen?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.794477 [X] del >>794479>>794482
Cruisey couldn't handle the tug once.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.794478 [X] del >>794481
>>794465
I could've stopped it. I saw the non green pepe go up, the redtext. I could've created a proper thread. But I didn't. And I feel nothing


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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.794480 [X] del >>794485
They call me the tabulator.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.794481 [X] del >>794484
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.794482 [X] del
>>794477
his failure was messy indeed


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.794483 [X] del >>794486>>794487
Do all the toilets in Japan have a bidet?


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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.794485 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.794486 [X] del
>>794483
I hope so.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.794487 [X] del >>794488
>>794483
No. In fancy hotels they have a middle aged woman who pops out of the toilet and delicately wipes your angus clean, while soothing music plays. That is literally all she gets to do all day.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.794488 [X] del
>>794487
A society of the future.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.794489 [X] del
>>794464
For the guest bedroom

>>794476
?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.794490 [X] del >>794491>>794496>>794497>>794503>>794600>>794644
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I just got back from cutting spars in the bush and my balls are aching. I cut down twenty trees with my chainsaw and I will make a kino cabin like uncle ted. Sadly I didn't catch any possums or wallabys in the traps I set up in the bush but maybe next time I will. I made a nice pie and took a photo I will send to mummybot and have it for tonights moofie, I cant wait. I missed (You) all in my absence especially my bro nuro.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.794491 [X] del
>>794490
This post reads like an AI version of my boy Based Tiffo.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.794492 [X] del
Has the ZOG kidnapped him and replaced him with a chatbot?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.794493 [X] del
Tiffin had always been fascinated by the beauty of the Australian bush. As a young boy, he would often spend hours exploring the dense forests and rocky outcrops near his home. Now, as a grown man, he still found solace in the tranquility of nature.
One warm summer morning, Tiffin woke up with a strong urge to venture into the bush. He had been working on a project to build a new fence for his property and needed some strong spars. He knew that the best place to find them was deep within the bush, so he packed his tools and set off.
The sun was high in the sky as Tiffin made his way through the familiar trails. The chirping of birds and the rustling of leaves filled his ears, and he couldn't help but feel at peace. The bush was alive with the vibrant colors of wildflowers, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of eucalyptus. Tiffin couldn't help but smile as he relished in the beauty of his surroundings.
After a few hours of walking, Tiffin finally reached the spot where he knew he could find the perfect spars. With a practiced eye, he began to carefully select the strongest and straightest branches. As he worked, he couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. He had always enjoyed working with his hands, and there was something satisfying about creating something with natural materials.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.794494 [X] del >>794504
>>794471
Well done.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.794495 [X] del >>794499>>794502
As the sun started to set, Tiffin finished cutting the spars and packed them onto his back. He knew the trek back home would be tiring, but he was determined to make it before dark. With a newfound spring in his step, Tiffin made his way back through the bush.
As he neared his home, the smell of something delicious wafted through the air. Tiffin's stomach grumbled, and he quickened his pace. He knew that his wife, Sarah, must have made one of her famous hot pies. He couldn't wait to sink his teeth into the flaky crust and savory filling.
As he entered the house, Tiffin was greeted by the delicious aroma of the pie. Sarah smiled at him from the kitchen as she pulled the steaming dish out of the oven.
'Perfect timing,' she said with a grin, 'I just finished cooking the pie.'
Tiffin couldn't help but smile as he sat down at the table. He told Sarah about his adventure in the bush, and she listened with rapt attention. As they enjoyed their meal, Tiffin couldn't help but feel grateful for the simple pleasures in life. A day spent in the bush, surrounded by nature, followed by a warm meal with his family, was all he needed to feel content.
As the night fell and the stars twinkled in the sky, Tiffin reflected on his day. He realized that sometimes, the greatest adventures can be found in the simplest moments. And as he drifted off to sleep, he couldn't wait to see what new adventures the bush had in store for him in the future.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.794496 [X] del
>>794490
>I missed (You) all in my absence
❤️


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.794497 [X] del
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>>794490
We missed you too tiffin


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.794498 [X] del
>>794463
200cm?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.794499 [X] del >>794500
>>794495
>Sarah smiled at him
Is Sarah white?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.794500 [X] del
>>794499
Of course.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.794501 [X] del
Oh possum, dear possum, with fur so soft and gray
Your love for garlic bread, it never fades away
In the dead of night, you roam the streets
Searching for your favorite treat

With nimble paws and a curious nose
You sniff out the scent wherever it goes
Through gardens and trash cans you scurry
In search of the bread that makes you so merry

Oh how you relish each and every bite
Your little heart filled with pure delight
The crunchy crust, the buttery spread
Oh possum, your love for garlic bread knows no end

Some may say it's an unusual affair
A possum and garlic bread, a strange pair
But you care not for what others may think
For in each other's company, you find a link

With each bite, your love only grows
For this golden bread, your heart overflows
And though others may not understand
For you, it's the most delicious love, so grand

So let the world say what they may
For you and garlic bread, it's a perfect day
With each passing night, you'll continue to roam
In search of your love, your garlic bread home.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.794502 [X] del
>>794495
Very nice story.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.794503 [X] del
>>794490
Nice pie.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.794504 [X] del
>>794494
I didn't empty it. A big truck came.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.794505 [X] del >>794506>>794507
Got some almost half price protein powder from CW, thanks for the recommendation.
There two young guys acting like cunts near the perfume section and asking the jeet guard if they'd get away with stealing it etc. One of them was a NIGGER. I was loitering nearby incase the guard needed some stomping assistance. Positive adrenaline.
Then at coles a dirty, smelly jeet had his trolley in the self checkout area all but blocking the walk way. I bumped into him as I pushed past to a checkout.
The white man marches on!


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.794506 [X] del
>>794505
Absolutely based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.794507 [X] del
>>794505
Based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.794508 [X] del >>794511
Forgot to take Motherbat to the Maritime Museum today.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.794509 [X] del >>794511
He left her in the subway toilet and drove off.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.794510 [X] del >>794603
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GdTiZB0wjs0 [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.794511 [X] del
>>794508
>>794509
It will always be open tomorrow with Subway.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.794512 [X] del
I worked as a scripted telephone operator the landing page of Weber's spambot chugger web portal Womboclimatecrisisjustice.org once.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.794513 [X] del >>794514
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Ok, we're actually rewatching episode 1 of Blue Eye Samurai right now for anyone who missed it, then episode 4 afterwards. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.794514 [X] del
>>794513
I have finished watching it, thanks. There is an announcement of another season in the future.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.794515 [X] del >>794517
Been wearing the same pair of thongs every day for almost 6 weeks or so and they absolutely stink of foot sweat. Like its penetrated into the rubber.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.794516 [X] del >>794605
>>794468
Teh hatred of DavoNEET started after his ChadNEET arc with chatting up girls. something to think about.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.794517 [X] del
>>794515
I haven't worn thongs in years but I used to rinse them in the shower ever few hours.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.794518 [X] del >>794519>>794522
I bet I smell bad


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.794519 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.794520 [X] del >>794525>>794607
Как же у кипрохрюна сердце болит за узкий народ в трусиках


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.794521 [X] del >>794523
New rule - all posts here have to be in english, or get deleted


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.794522 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.794523 [X] del >>794524
>>794521
There are no rules any more on /ausneets/. You can openly plot a murder ffs.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.794524 [X] del >>794527
>>794523
Based. We are an anarchist board.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.794525 [X] del
>>794520
We call them gooks.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.794526 [X] del
Webby could build it and Monk could code it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.794527 [X] del >>794530
>>794524
is there such a thing as fasco-anarchism?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.794528 [X] del >>794529>>794608>>794617
Tiffin can't speak German.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.794529 [X] del
>>794528
He speaks for past Germany.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.794530 [X] del
>>794527
Anarcho-prostate massages.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.794531 [X] del >>794532>>794535
That is not a pepe why are we using this thread?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.794532 [X] del
>>794531
eat some cheese


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.794533 [X] del
grimblies and gromblies are grumbling


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.794534 [X] del >>794537>>794542
Is this whole thread just the retard?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.794535 [X] del
>>794531
Correct there are three Pepes visible.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.794536 [X] del >>794538>>794542>>794609
Jesus it practically fucking is
Have you taken the wrong crazy pills or something?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.794537 [X] del
>>794534
Yes, it's just you.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.794538 [X] del >>794539
>>794536
I only take the Nuro approved pills from Alex Jones and the pills he finds on the floor of toilets.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.794539 [X] del
>>794538
Based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.794540 [X] del >>794542>>794543
I knew one day it would be just you talking to yourself here. Enjoy.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.794541 [X] del >>794544
Watching youtubers younger than me makes me want to die more than usual.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.794543 [X] del
>>794540
Always has been, always will be.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.794544 [X] del
>>794541
NK needs to make YouTubes.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.794545 [X] del
>>794542
Thanks Pippa.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.794546 [X] del >>794547
WE HAVE BECOME ONE


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.794547 [X] del >>794548
>>794546
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.794548 [X] del >>794549
>>794547
Thanks me, I'm welcome.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.794549 [X] del
>>794548
Sexy fella I am 😉


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.794550 [X] del
i might say some fibs about certain neets later


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.794551 [X] del
big chook


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.794552 [X] del >>794554>>794556
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Executive neets, what age do you think your diet will finally kill you at?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.794553 [X] del >>794555>>794562
Filled the petrol tank. $84

Roast chook and minimum chips, $17


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.794554 [X] del
>>794552
27, I'm 3 years overdue


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.794555 [X] del >>794566
>>794553
>minimum chips
NGMI


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.794556 [X] del >>794557
>>794552
It happens when it happens.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.794557 [X] del >>794558
>>794556
+1 year to your life


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.794558 [X] del >>794560
>>794557
I'll get to see Monks rise up in 2024.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.794559 [X] del >>794569
CHICKEN AND CHIPS


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.794560 [X] del >>794561
>>794558
Bet he falls off the wagon jan 1st


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.794562 [X] del >>794574
>>794553
>petrol tank. $84
woe


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.794563 [X] del >>794565>>794577
Nuro is a well respected member of the rough sleeping community.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.794564 [X] del >>794567>>794568>>794573
Big arm session. Huge. Can feel the muscles almost popping out the skin. Deep stimulus.
Have to go back to CW to get a shaker.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.794565 [X] del >>794611
>>794563
He provided sleeping advice around sheets to another NEET once.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.794566 [X] del >>794571
>>794555
First you bulk, then you cut.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.794567 [X] del >>794606
>>794564
what lifts do you do for your arms?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.794568 [X] del
>>794564
>Deep stimulus.
Based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.794569 [X] del
>>794559
Yeah buddy


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.794570 [X] del >>794580
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Need to take up kendo next year, get my shodan by july, then start on becoming a kenjutsu master by the end of the year.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.794571 [X] del >>794572
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>>794566
What level of bulking are you at?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.794572 [X] del >>794579
>>794571
I believe a new series with that woman has recently started airing again.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.794573 [X] del
>>794564
Based. Those polos aren't going to be able to contain you.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.794574 [X] del >>794575
>>794562
44 litres of premium 95 sniff @ $1.90/L

Tank was a quarter full and I did fill a 5L jerry can.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.794575 [X] del >>794581>>794583
>>794574
A late Christmas present for someone special?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.794576 [X] del >>794585>>794606
I have put a spritz of that cologne I bought on my arm. I am not sure what I think. It is my first time using cologne. It smells quite nice.

I want to try different ones but they are too expensive to buy just to try. Are there any stores that have samples you can try?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.794577 [X] del
>>794563
Nuro eats shit both figuratively and literally. Let that sink in.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.794578 [X] del >>794582>>794606
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>thinking of adding reverse curls and hammer curls to my routine to match gym neet


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.794579 [X] del >>794606
>>794572
She legit weighs less than monk now.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.794580 [X] del
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>>794570
Weber karate arc '24?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.794581 [X] del
>>794575
Um, no?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.794582 [X] del
>>794578
I was just researching that myself. Spooky. I thought for one wild second that I might have made your post.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.794583 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.794584 [X] del >>794589>>794645
What is the name of this tune?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.794585 [X] del
>>794576
Lots of places do. You might need to go to a more upmarket area. They might not put testers out in dero areas as badhomes will just apply it there and never purchase it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.794586 [X] del
It's a fine line between sleeping rough and laying an ambush.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.794587 [X] del >>794590>>794592>>794606
Brain is still fucked up from the grog. Need the wagon but I'm too fucked to climb aboard. Just lash me to the side with some rope or something.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.794588 [X] del
If you sleep rough long enough you develop a natural gillie suit.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.794589 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.794590 [X] del
>>794587
We'll drag you behind the wagon until you either die or get yourself onboard.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.794591 [X] del >>794593
My pharmacy puts things by the exit door for deros to steal then writes them up as a deductible loss. Then they blackmail the bad home women into making straw sales while they honour phoney online scripts. They've really got it on lock.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.794592 [X] del
>>794587
One neet achieved wagon.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.794593 [X] del >>794597
>>794591
What is a straw sale?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.794594 [X] del >>794596
2024 - get wagon or diet trying


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.794595 [X] del >>794598
Not the best thread.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.794596 [X] del
>>794594
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.794597 [X] del >>794599
>>794593
It's where a shop sells something under the table and records the sale to a random person's account.
If you want antibiotics, they tell you how to fill a phoney online script to get somthing they can legally honour. If you want somthing that's even harder to get they will find someone eligible for a script and sell you meds under the table on that person's account.
Pharma lobby and doctors are constantly fighting over the dirty money.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.794598 [X] del
>>794595
not the best neets either


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.794599 [X] del >>794602
>>794597
How would I be able to take advantage of that?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.794600 [X] del >>794601
>>794490
>balls

Hmm, I have my doubts this is teh actual Tassie Devil.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.794601 [X] del >>794613
>>794600
Tiffin is actually a clone grown in a vat by nazi scientists who fled to tasmania after ww2, formed by mixing together the semen of a thousand of the best SS officers. They probably made multiple copies of him.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.794602 [X] del
>>794599
It's a whole bad home industry


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.794603 [X] del
>>794510
No matter how hard you plunge you can't flush it out

t. Weber's Motherbat


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.794604 [X] del
I need to get obsessed and driven by hatred like that samurai character. It's the only way I'm ever going to have enough energy to make something of myself.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.794605 [X] del >>794615
>>794516
DavoNEET has never mentioned sex with any of these hoes.

He. is. an. orbiter.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.794606 [X] del >>794610>>794616
>>794567
I have explain it. You are trolling

>>794576
They do testers in places like myer or david jones. I have about 30 bottles collected over the years but never wear it. I should though, ex-misso said she loved it when men wore it.
It's called aftershave, btw

>>794578
I've never tried hammer curls. Might

>>794579
Slander

>>794587
Sunday is the final wagon departure. Don't you dare miss it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.794607 [X] del
>>794520
Begone Frenchie


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.794608 [X] del
>>794528
Tiffin is fluent in Schizoid.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.794609 [X] del
>>794536
Certain NEETs have been skipping breakfast again.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.794610 [X] del
>>794606
Aftershave is different.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.794611 [X] del >>794620
>>794565
>sheets
shit*

The offer was promptly declined.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.794612 [X] del
What is the name of this tune?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.794613 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.794614 [X] del >>794618
DANCE SUCKA


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.794615 [X] del
>>794605
DavoNEET didn't say much of anything about the whole affair so you're rushing to conclusions. He managed to get a girlfriend through a cold approach which is pretty chad by /ausneets/ standards and more impressive than what captain shaved balls has done.
I am somewhat disappointed in his lack of Christmas photos though. He never came through with the wedding food photos either, only the photo of him on the train.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.794616 [X] del
>>794606
I think aftershave is meant to be an astringent.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.794617 [X] del
>>794528
One of the SA neets did. I don't know if that neet is still here.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.794618 [X] del
>>794614
RAPE HELEN


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.794619 [X] del >>794621>>794624>>794626>>794654
Going to gook ladies. Catching the Sunday departure I think.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.794620 [X] del
>>794611
Nah, sheets. He said >>794095 you don't need sheets to sleep on a mattress. I guess the big difference is whether you mean a plastic air bed for rough sleeping or a real bed for non-homeless people.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.794621 [X] del
>>794619
I'll wank you off for free.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.794622 [X] del >>794623
Tkae a gook look.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.794623 [X] del >>794625>>794630
>>794622
The oo in gook is quite different from the one in good.
It is not a bad joke but it isn't very good either.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.794624 [X] del >>794630
>>794619
There go your gains.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.794625 [X] del >>794627>>794631
>>794623
Maybe in Australian.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.794626 [X] del >>794630
>>794619
>Catching the Sunday departure
Sounds do-able.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.794627 [X] del >>794629
>>794625
Good rhymes with would.
Gook rhymes with spook.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.794628 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.794629 [X] del
>>794627
>d does not not rhyme with k
Sensational.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.794630 [X] del
>>794623
Lol I just realised Shiban must be pronouncing a lot our stuff wrong in his head.

>>794624
She'll be right.

>>794626
New year new me NEET.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.794631 [X] del >>794632>>794633
I wanna go further than this >>794625
Maybe in that particular Australian English that is spoken in the street you live in.
I bet even Australia has like a dozen different dialects with different pronunciation rules and habits.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.794632 [X] del >>794633
>>794631
Aussie accents vary based on class not region. But you're right, there would be a predictable accent in bad home areas.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.794633 [X] del >>794634>>794636
>>794631
That doesn't change the fact that no one pronounces the oo in gook the same as it is in good. You'd either have:
>guks on the perimeter
Or:
>gude morning
Both sound retarded in English. No native speaker would pronounce the oo the same.
>>794632
>not region
There is still some regional variation but it is mostly class based. eg. Adelaide


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.794634 [X] del
>>794633
>No native speaker would pronounce the oo the same
Except everyone but yourself.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.794635 [X] del >>794639
Cook is a good example of the oo sound in good.
Cook and gook are very dissimilar. Gook is pronounced like kook.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.794636 [X] del
>>794633
>eg. Adelaide
I was thinking of those posh cunts, yes. Is there an accent in WA? I've never been


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.794637 [X] del >>794638
Made kebab kebab. The 10 pack of burgers is doing huge mileage, tomorrow it will probably be texmex bouritoes


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.794638 [X] del >>794640
>>794637
It's good value. Thankfully I'm cashed up with over a grand in the bank so I've graduated to using mince.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.794639 [X] del
>>794635
A neet is interested in linguistics, specifically the mysterious ყ


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.794640 [X] del
>>794638
It's about the fat, burger patties have enough to grill so they're the right call for kebabs as well.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.794641 [X] del >>794655
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Have a Blessed weekend NEET Bros, o7


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.794642 [X] del
Lots of police activity in this bad home are the past few days.
Another booze bus set up near the last one. Saw some cunt pass through the intersection, see the lights and all the getup, then fucking reverse into the intersection and do a left turn. Pissed for sure.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.794643 [X] del >>794646>>794648>>794656
Got some loin chops from Costco. Was $18 a kilo and there were 15 chops, I think $38 all up. They are better chops than the side of lamb packs. They are trimmed up and don't have the tails. Seared 4, then put the pan on the oven for about 20 mins. Made some cucumber, feta, lemon juice and oil salad thing and had then sliced in mini bread rolls with it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.794644 [X] del
>>794490
Your poor balls get tortured


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.794645 [X] del
>>794584
I was thinking Uncle Penn but that's wrong.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.794646 [X] del
>>794643
Sounds lovely.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.794647 [X] del
Sad.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.794648 [X] del
>>794643
Sounds very nice. Better than my slop.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.794650 [X] del
Cucumber and feta


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.794651 [X] del
Jew cum and feeders


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.794652 [X] del >>794653
Can't sleep.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.794653 [X] del
>>794652
me neither, have some chamomile


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.794654 [X] del
>>794619
Sounds do-able.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.794655 [X] del
>>794641
Thanks o7


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.794656 [X] del
>>794643
Would like to taste.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.794657 [X] del
>>794649
J U S T


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.794658 [X] del >>794660>>794699
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.794659 [X] del >>794677
>thinking of going to woolies to buy some discounted goyslop pudding


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.794660 [X] del >>794699
>>794658
mording


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.794661 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.794662 [X] del >>794664
im stage 4


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.794663 [X] del >>794679
35 minutes between getting out of bed and feeling sad and stupid again


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.794664 [X] del
>>794662
Based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.794665 [X] del >>794667>>794699
morning bros


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.794666 [X] del >>794668
I don't think one energy drink is gonna be enough


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.794667 [X] del >>794699
>>794665
Morning neet.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.794668 [X] del >>794669
>>794666
Triple mongster to the arse?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.794669 [X] del >>794699
>>794668
If only nuro were my big bro, he could get a syringe and give me a white monster not orally while I consumed another one orally. Woe.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.794670 [X] del >>794676>>794680
took her supermaket


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.794671 [X] del
need a shid


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.794672 [X] del >>794674>>794675>>794682>>794689
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How will you spend the day neets? Are you a man with a plan?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.794673 [X] del >>794678>>794699
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.794674 [X] del
>>794672
I plan to do nothing.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.794675 [X] del
>>794672
Currently Shidding. Might clear off the dining room table properly.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.794676 [X] del >>794686
>>794670
Hope you got some treats.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.794677 [X] del
>>794659
I saw that legs of ham had gone up in price, I was expecting them to be on sale.
It was $8 a kg, now it's $12.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.794678 [X] del >>794699
>>794673
Morning


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.794679 [X] del
>>794663
Didn't they empty your bin?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.794680 [X] del
>>794670
Get her custart tard.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.794681 [X] del >>794683
New coffee machine is pretty average. Plus I got 40 pods for a different machine.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.794682 [X] del
>>794672
Listen to white galahs screaming, watch some stuff about the Plantagenet redcoats and have a wank.
Done two of those things.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.794683 [X] del >>794688
>>794681
Can you exchange them or get a refund?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.794684 [X] del
Filled the bowl up. Arsehole is altered.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.794685 [X] del >>794687
ok, garn woolies to get some goyslop pudding, you neets want anything?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.794686 [X] del
>>794676
I got a small bag of zooper dooper-like ice sausages made from fruit juice


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.794687 [X] del
>>794685
See if hams are cheap


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.794688 [X] del >>794692>>794705
>>794683
Probably, but it's from Amazon and likely a headache


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.794689 [X] del >>794700
>>794672
I didn't get any sleep last night. Got goosebumps. Gonna be a 12 hour session of twitter and youtoobs
Need to go and get some mints.
Wagon departing today, toot toot


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.794690 [X] del >>794691>>794695>>794698>>794707>>794714
Fucking herder ruined my day. Now have about 8 hrs of shifts, including the next one that called right after the worker. I'm guessing 10pm home.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.794691 [X] del >>794693
>>794690
Big day. You can handle it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.794692 [X] del >>794694
>>794688
They usually include return stickers in the satchel and the satchel can be re-sealed if you opened it a specific way.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.794693 [X] del >>794736
>>794691
Haven't had a solid shit in a week and this fill in is with a client that I haven't done a shift with. Also have to interact with other workers. Herder also cancelled the following shift so I'll get an hour lecture about how that's not good.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.794694 [X] del
>>794692
I threw the boxes outside and opened the carton, then one box in it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.794695 [X] del >>794696
>>794690
You can do it. I believe in you, Cruisey.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.794696 [X] del >>794697
>>794695
I'd pay you $40 something an hour to go do it for me.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.794697 [X] del >>794717
>>794696
I have an NDIS clearance too.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.794698 [X] del >>794701>>794725
>>794690
Big day, big boong session afterwards.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.794699 [X] del >>794702>>794706>>794733>>794737
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>>794658
>>794660
>>794665
>>794667
>>794669
>>794673
>>794678

Good Morning NEETs

Very fancy brekkie this morning.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.794700 [X] del
>>794689
>Wagon departing today, toot toot
Based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.794702 [X] del >>794710


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.794703 [X] del >>794711>>794738
Well NEETs it’s been an interesting morning so far. Turns out at 3am some Nagger in San Antonio California charged 750 dollars to my Mastercard.

This has never happened to me before. Already on the phone to the bank. Card already cancelled. They say it will be 15 business days to complete the dispute. I am amazed the banks even let the transaction go through. What the fuck.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.794704 [X] del
Looks disgusting with that cheese on there like that.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.794705 [X] del >>794708>>794721>>794723
>>794688
Amazon is the easiest to deal with in Australia. Do not buy anything with a battery from their overseas store*, but even their warranty cover is elite. I returned a Fitbit after a few years because the battery drained after 2 hours from a full charge. No Australian retailer would allow that return.

*You pay for return postage and are re-reimbursed up to $X amount, it takes 30 days to process the return when it arrives at their overseas centre and you can only do the reimbursement after you get the refund amount. Might hassle them today over it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.794706 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.794707 [X] del >>794726
>>794690
Don't forget your tampons, bosslady


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.794708 [X] del >>794713
>>794705
>Might hassle them
Big racism?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.794709 [X] del
The fucking washing machine sounds like it is about to take off.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.794710 [X] del >>794715


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.794711 [X] del >>794716
>>794703
Is it a credit card?
Why wasn't it blocked, I have to verify who I am when I go to new pubs as thinks the transaction is suspicious?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.794712 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GLqzTsLN2_Q [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.794713 [X] del
>>794708
Nah I will be polite as I didn't think the warranty would be accepted (I didn't damage it but I got my use out of the product).
I will be firm. I am not waiting 30 days + 6 days (money returned processing time) + X days to reimburse me on postage.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.794714 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.794715 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.794716 [X] del
>>794711
It’s my bank card. It’s complete bullshit. The transaction is is still pending and even thoigj I reported it in under 2 hours it still went through. Fucking bullshit.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.794717 [X] del
>>794697
Nothing like starting a new year under cruisey.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.794718 [X] del
>>794701
Oh fuck.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.794719 [X] del
>>794701
You won $22,764?!


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.794720 [X] del
>>794701
Now this is based.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.794721 [X] del
>>794705
Make sure they tell you whether the nigerian had your cvn or not.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.794722 [X] del >>794729
Put the washing machine down to 400 (rpm I think?), down from 1200. Much more reasonable.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.794723 [X] del >>794727
>>794705
This sounds too complicated for a smooth brain like me.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.794724 [X] del >>794728>>794734>>794768
I saw a Mexican or something the other day. He had those sicario tattoos. What the fuck? This country truly is becoming Americanised, we even have the niggers and everything.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.794725 [X] del >>794730
>>794698
Got work again tomorrow


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.794726 [X] del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.794727 [X] del >>794731
>>794723
Find the order number, ask ChatGPT to make some short text message complaint, send it to the Amazon agent over the chat and return the item.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.794728 [X] del
>>794724
Albo said MS-13 gang members are our greatest ally after Israel.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.794729 [X] del
>>794722
You could have got to the moon.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.794730 [X] del >>794732
>>794725
Money in the bank.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.794731 [X] del
>>794727
I don't want to hear about how easy it is. I want you to not only come to me with solutions, I want you to act on them. If you take 5 mins telling me about what took you 10 mins, the time is barely worth it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.794732 [X] del
>>794730
Could be your bank future herder.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.794733 [X] del >>794745
>>794699
good morning nuro, what sort of meat is that?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.794734 [X] del
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>>794724
same thing happened to me a few weeks ago in woolies. Country's fucked


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.794735 [X] del >>794739
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Eating goyslop pudding while watching the magic jew on jewtube. Comfy as


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.794736 [X] del >>794741
>>794693
You sound like one of the lesser NEETs with this beta attitude.
You are better than this.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.794737 [X] del
>>794699
Very fancy.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.794738 [X] del >>794749
>>794703
Scams and fraud are out of control. We do not even have the basics of civilisation any more.
I hope things work out for you.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.794739 [X] del
>>794735
Reeeee
I need to get ready.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.794740 [X] del >>794757
Might get a dog and call it BEANS. Yay or nay neets?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.794741 [X] del >>794744>>794782
>>794736
You know that feeling when you're worried about a neighbour seeing a convection oven fall out of a bin?
Now imagine that oven is a poo, the bin is my arse and the neighbours are still the neighbours.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.794742 [X] del
These NEETs need to stop posting photos without proper context.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.794743 [X] del >>794746
Might need to start doing $6 bets.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.794744 [X] del >>794747
>>794741
That is an unfortunate situation.
It might be best to take some imodium.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.794745 [X] del
>>794733
Last of mums Christmas ham, after a few minutes in the air fryer.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.794746 [X] del
>>794743
That will put your life on an upward trajectory.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.794747 [X] del >>794783
>>794744
> take some imodium.
That will put your life on an upward trajectory.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.794748 [X] del >>794753
I did another spritz of cologne on my arm.
I am still not sure if I like it or not.
I think I will put the bottle in the cupboard for now and do some research before buying a different one to try.
I think I want to smell light and citrusey 🍋🍊 not heavy and musky.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.794749 [X] del >>794750
>>794738
You’re going to laugh but I am pretty sure they skimmed / stole the cc details when I purchased that Alex jones game a month ago.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.794750 [X] del >>794751
>>794749
Provide a link to this Alex Jones game please.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.794751 [X] del >>794752
>>794750
You just cruise around sleeping rough. The only rule is that for every toilet floor pill you take, you have to take an alex jones brainforce pill.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.794752 [X] del
>>794751
Poorly Ban Tarred


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.794753 [X] del >>794755
>>794748
there are people on ebay who sell little samplers


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.794754 [X] del
Where is monk?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.794755 [X] del
>>794753
Interesting. Thank you.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.794756 [X] del
Connection failed fuck you cunt


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.794757 [X] del
>>794740
Get a white little fluffy one and call it doggo


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.794758 [X] del
Might have a shave and a shower.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.794759 [X] del >>794766>>794773>>794784
Are we having nurgle weigh-in tomorrow?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.794760 [X] del >>794761>>794763
>tfw 74kg


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.794761 [X] del
>>794760
Skellie.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.794762 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.794763 [X] del >>794764


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.794764 [X] del >>794871
>>794763
We should have an uprising and starve the execs down to a healthy weight. It is for their own good.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.794765 [X] del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.794766 [X] del
>>794759
Only if we can find big enough scales to do the weigh in.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.794767 [X] del >>794769>>794872
Is nuro just permanently on the eeb now? He used to say he had to ride it due to a wrist injury (lol) but that was a year or two ago.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.794768 [X] del >>794770>>794873
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>>794724
But what about all the yummy mexican food we could have 🤤


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.794769 [X] del
>>794767
his knees and ankles are worn out


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.794770 [X] del >>794771>>794874
>>794768
mexican is basically just one dish wrapped up in different ways
taco, burrito, fagita, etc all the same diarrhea content


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.794771 [X] del
>>794770
Most third world food is like that tbh. Gruel on, or wrapped in, flatbread.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.794772 [X] del
Weber called me a fagita once.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.794773 [X] del >>794776>>794875
(2.36 MB 4032x3024 IMG-2046-2.jpg)


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.794774 [X] del >>794876
So webby is 140kg, nuro is 125ish, where is FIFO?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.794775 [X] del
Finally going to have that shower.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.794776 [X] del >>794781
>>794773
Big weight.
What is the status of the lower leg rashes?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.794777 [X] del >>794778>>794877
Does it cap out at 150kg?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.794778 [X] del >>794779
>>794777
Yes. 23 st 8 is 149.6xx kg


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.794779 [X] del >>794780>>794788
>>794778
I was just wondering if it returned 140kg because that was the max.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.794780 [X] del
>>794779
It says on the scale what the max is


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.794781 [X] del >>794785
>>794776
my calves and ankles itch and go scabby when I make them bleed at night
my feet are discoloured
even if I somehow lost weight I couldn't show a girl feet or wear thongs in public


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.794782 [X] del
>>794741
>the neighbours are still the neighbours.
Spooky.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.794783 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.794785 [X] del
>>794781
Get those blood tests. Get your diabetes under control.
Just ridiculous what you are doing.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.794786 [X] del >>794787>>794897
>>794784
That is a respectable weight.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.794787 [X] del
>>794786
It includes a big feed. My official weight in tomorrow will probably be 109ish.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.794788 [X] del >>794789>>794790
>>794779
Too much man for those tight little scales


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.794789 [X] del
>>794788
>Too much man for those tight little scales
>tight little scales
Hot!


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.794790 [X] del >>794793
>>794788
webby needs to hit the atkins diet, nothing but kfc, 15 pieces of original recipe each day should soon sort out his blood sugar problems


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.794791 [X] del >>794792
Weber could easily get to 110kg next year me thinks. All that goon delivery money saved could be put to skin reduction surgery too.
2024 year of improvement.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.794792 [X] del
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>>794791
>2024 year of improvement.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.794793 [X] del >>794795
>>794790
kfc original recipe isn't keto friendly what are you on about


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.794794 [X] del
2024 year of the fridge frog purge


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.794795 [X] del
>>794793
I was gonna eat the chicken skin for him first


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.794796 [X] del >>794797
Don't all post at once


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.794797 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.794798 [X] del >>794799
Wanked. Lunchtime.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.794799 [X] del
>>794798
You are living the life.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.794800 [X] del >>794801>>794802
bacon, egg, and cheese muffin
the primo bacon was gross


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.794801 [X] del
>>794800
Should've gone with the food bank ham.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.794802 [X] del >>794803
>>794800
Primo bacon NEET you should have known better.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.794803 [X] del
>>794802
I wasn't paying attention when she put it in the trolley. I have admonished her.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.794804 [X] del >>794973
I have put the balance in the freezer to throw out on bin day.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.794805 [X] del >>794807
thinking of garn the chinky for lunch. Maybe i'll do it tomorrow night, as a new years eve treat


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.794806 [X] del >>794808
Are we having an ausneets NYE party?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.794807 [X] del
>>794805
12 large springies please.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.794808 [X] del
>>794806
I have to be in bed by 8.30


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.794809 [X] del >>794812>>794814>>794887
Why is NYE associated with romance?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.794810 [X] del >>794811
I got a delivery from america today that wasn't due for another 2 weeks and an email from the other mob saying they will do the parts again straight away and reund me the postage and I can keep the others if they show up.
Maybe the curse has been broken.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.794811 [X] del >>794813
>>794810
2024 is going to be your year NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.794812 [X] del
>>794809
I don't know.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.794813 [X] del
>>794811
We'll all get there hopefully.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.794814 [X] del
>>794809
New year, new normie thing potentially.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.794815 [X] del >>794816>>794817
I am unlovable.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.794816 [X] del
>>794815
I love your patronage.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.794817 [X] del
>>794815
God loves all his children.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.794818 [X] del
First it was the moustached terrorist at the checkout and now the sicarios are moving in - will Woolies ever be safe for NEETs?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.794819 [X] del
brushed mein teefs


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.794820 [X] del
have any neets actually been diagnosed with diabetes?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.794821 [X] del >>794970
The iga that is closing down near me is in a little arcade with a newsagent a butcher and a chemist, I wonder if they will stay open now.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.794822 [X] del >>794823
FOUR FUCKING JEETS WITH THEIR TROLLEYS IN THE SELF CHECKOUT
Holy fucking shit I HATE pajeets


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.794823 [X] del >>794825>>794826
>>794822
The white man marches on?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.794824 [X] del
freezy snaps are fucken stupid


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.794825 [X] del
>>794823
I was handicapped by sleep deprivation. I'll get em next time.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.794826 [X] del >>794831
>>794823
we need an army of tiffin clones to march over them


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.794827 [X] del
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(313.17 KB 1200x1200 319995_2.jpg)


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.794828 [X] del
Rape afternoon


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.794829 [X] del
Gape afternoon


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.794830 [X] del >>794975
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.794831 [X] del
>>794826
They would just have a gay orgy.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.794833 [X] del >>794839
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(1.18 MB 1137x649 lol.png)


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.794834 [X] del >>794835
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.794835 [X] del
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.794836 [X] del >>794837>>794840
I recall someone used to do a post recapping some of the major NEET lore moments of the year. Hope we get that this year too.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.794837 [X] del >>794840
>>794836
iga fagged up the board with his usual shit every single day without any variation.
The end.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.794838 [X] del
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James Cameron is a vegan. I had the idea recently while re-watching Aliens that it's an anti meat eating allegory, forcing humans into the perspective of a preyed upon species with no escape.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.794839 [X] del
>>794833
kek pretty certain many people die in that park each year


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.794840 [X] del >>794855
>>794836
Nuro got permabanned again but couldn't stop posting.
>>794837
Yeah, he always posts the same awful mobility scooter pics at the beach. He is like a cheap imitation of postieNEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.794841 [X] del >>794842>>794988
What major NEET lore events have there been this year?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.794842 [X] del >>794843>>794844>>794845
>>794841
- Davos chad accomplishments
- Webers sheet change
- Rectal catastrophe
- PostieNEET posted
- Weber broke up with the HA
- FIFOs heart attack?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.794843 [X] del >>794846
>>794842
>Davos chad accomplishments
How many pussies did he actually smash? In round figures?
>Weber broke up with the HA
He deserves better
>FIFOs heart attack
Not even this year


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.794844 [X] del >>794846
>>794842
>- FIFOs heart attack?
Wasn't that last year?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.794845 [X] del
>>794842
>Webers sheet change
There was at least one doubter.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.794846 [X] del
>>794843
>>794844
I can't remember anymore


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.794850 [X] del >>794851>>795018
Lol, did Cruiseys rub habit start this year?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.794851 [X] del >>794857
>>794850
The stories are wonderful. Really draws you in.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.794852 [X] del >>794859
>>794849
The first one is mine and was AI generated but cleaned up manually.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.794853 [X] del >>794860>>794861
Went to the zoo today. Forgot how awful apes smell, saw a whole pack of ewoks, millions of bugs, just one koala is left, I really went to see the JUST koala.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.794854 [X] del
All of Steven Segal's films were actually based on incident's from nuro's life.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.794855 [X] del >>794858>>795243
>>794840
I was talking about you not nuro that's why I said iga and postie was one of your made up characters we found the page you were getting the photos from you mong.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.794856 [X] del
Been listening to lowfi for so long that I forgot digital audio was even a thing. I've only got one headphone .flak is totally unknown to me. 4k audio is like Grug exposed to fire. Fear, awe, mistrust


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.794857 [X] del
>>794851
They have a certain erotic quality unmatched by any other.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.794858 [X] del >>795243
>>794855
>postie was one of your made up characters we found the page you were getting the photos from you mong.
Are you still high?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.794859 [X] del
>>794852
I was hoping it wasn't, but it was still good.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.794860 [X] del
>>794853
I was thinking about going. I'd probably regret it though.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.794861 [X] del
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>>794853
>I really went to see the JUST koala.
Did it give you this look?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.794862 [X] del
bogos binted?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.794863 [X] del
giganotaurus


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.794864 [X] del >>794866
on the asahis


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.794865 [X] del
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I have played a few hours of Stray today. The graphics are fairly good and it was only 6gb to download. I use a xbox controller to play it and so far it gets you thinking without being too easy.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.794866 [X] del
>>794864
jap piss


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.794867 [X] del
The endless it wasn't me it was nuro does lead me to believe nuro doesn't exist at all.
HEY NURO IF YOU EXIST WRITE IGA IS A WANKER ON YOUR HAND AND POST IT


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.794868 [X] del >>794869>>794870>>794954
Tomorrow will be my last day posting on /ausneets/ before a 3 month hiatus.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.794869 [X] del
>>794868
Court case went bad?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.794870 [X] del >>794881
>>794868
noone leaves the crab bucket mate, you're not going anywhere


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.794871 [X] del
>>794764
They're the same NEETs going on about moderation and restraint relating to boongery, not exec girth gains


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.794872 [X] del
>>794767
With an EEB, you can sleep in any toilet block you want.. he said to himself out loud.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.794873 [X] del >>794879
>>794768
I am yet to have anything nice from Mexico.
Those stick donuts are okay, but donuts are better.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.794874 [X] del
>>794770
Plus >beans


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.794875 [X] del
>>794773
Big boned bro.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.794876 [X] del >>794890
>>794774
Weber's scales are 60 years old. Even recalibrated it'd be off.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.794877 [X] del >>794882
>>794777
They keep spinning around.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.794878 [X] del >>794883>>794886>>794956>>795021
Cat is doing much better.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.794880 [X] del >>794885>>795023
Are any apps worth having?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.794881 [X] del
>>794870
Yes I am, for real this time


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.794882 [X] del
>>794877
Put on so much you end up weighing less, smart.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.794883 [X] del >>794898
>>794878
Wonderful update.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.794884 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.794885 [X] del
>>794880
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.794886 [X] del
>>794878
That is good to hear.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.794887 [X] del >>794889
>>794809
Weber says yes to anal.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.794888 [X] del >>794893
>>794879
Ryan is a half-Latino at best.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.794889 [X] del
>>794887
Doesn't that mean no?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.794890 [X] del >>795024
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>>794876
he might only be 70kg?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.794891 [X] del >>794892>>794896
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer
>In the episode, Homer despises the nuclear plant's new exercise program and decides to attain a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) so he can claim a disability and work from home.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.794892 [X] del
>>794891
some neets are already there


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.794893 [X] del >>794906>>794913
>>794888
She has a Mexican mother and an American father. She knows fuck all Spanish and overestimates her knowledge of it. We've been over this.
Your NEETlore is very poor.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.794894 [X] del
There was a time not very long ago when 300lbs was considered unusual


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.794895 [X] del
300lbs of NEET please.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.794896 [X] del
>>794891
>Original air date November 5, 1995
A lot has changed since then.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EOcfQ3RWpE0 [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.794897 [X] del
>>794786
He has his gut on the towel rack again.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.794898 [X] del >>794899>>794900>>794902
>>794883
Cat needs to regain weight, I've resigned myself to buying expensive cat food. Finances strained


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.794899 [X] del >>794923
>>794898
How expensive is it? Can you just give him mince and stuff?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.794900 [X] del >>794923
>>794898
How old is kot?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.794901 [X] del >>794927
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I think we should change the award to best Exec and Weber should win.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.794902 [X] del >>794923
>>794898
I used to feed mine home brand tuna it is cheaper than most cat food.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.794903 [X] del
#Hope
>Wild weather hits Queensland, hail, lightning
>>Wild weather is smashing southeast Queensland, with the Bureau of Meteorology warning of “several waves of thunderstorms”.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/queenslanders-to-be-hit-with-heatwave-in-the-north-and-thunderstorms-in-the-southeast/news-story/5dd9ac99aac9d84b8c3ce0462d60621c


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.794904 [X] del >>794912
I wish monk would enforce the ban and go damnatio memoriae on the pests.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.794905 [X] del >>794907
Will teh shops be open tomorrow?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.794906 [X] del >>794908
>>794893
>she
You are gay.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.794907 [X] del
>>794905
Depends on where you shop.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.794908 [X] del
>>794906
You keep wishing every woman has a NEETstick.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.794909 [X] del >>794915
Cat food, like baby food, isn't real.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.794910 [X] del
Breast milk is free


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.794911 [X] del
Didn't shave properly. Very uneven.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.794913 [X] del >>794917
>>794893
Do we have screenshots where she was doxed and that other neet was on suicide watch?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.794914 [X] del >>794916>>794919
I'm going to IGA for some more beers and then I might login to see if imisshelen has still clipped my balls


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.794915 [X] del
>>794909
If you feed baby to cat baby is catfood therefore baby is not real either.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.794916 [X] del >>794918>>794919
>>794914
>I'm going to IGA for some more beers
Monk? No!


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.794917 [X] del >>794930
>>794913
That was only six months ago you retard.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.794918 [X] del
>>794916
He's going to bash iga again and take his beer this time.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.794919 [X] del
>>794916
Mongk still has time, the wagon doesn't depart until midnight tomorrow. Maybe if he gets really drunk he can spend 2024 drunk without having a drink.
>>794914
Ban the evader!


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.794920 [X] del >>794924
Monk bashed my prostate once.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.794921 [X] del
Nora looks like my aunt and I have to say that is part of the appeal.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.794922 [X] del >>794928
I keep eating and I keep FUCKING STARVING.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.794923 [X] del >>794925>>794926
>>794899
>>794900
>>794902
Cat has no teeth and struggles to even eat jellied food, usually cat just licks it and pushes anything solid out of the bowl.cat is very old.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.794924 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.794925 [X] del
>>794923
Ah, poor cat, I did use to mash up the tuna and add water when he was crook but that might not help.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.794926 [X] del
>>794923
>>794923
>no teeth
Time for the craig diet.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.794927 [X] del
>>794901
what about seatbelt extender neet? He may be a contender too


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.794928 [X] del
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.794929 [X] del
I am up from a nap. Not feeling great. Very groggy.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.794930 [X] del >>794960
>>794917
It was a significant 2023 happening you dingus


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.794931 [X] del >>794932>>794933
Almost hit some malards on that little booze cruise.

Voice chat???


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.794932 [X] del
>>794931
I'm already chatting to Posso and Cruisey sorry.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.794933 [X] del
>>794931
Vocaroo it!


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.794934 [X] del >>794935>>795029
My arse got better in 2023.
That was very significant to me.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.794935 [X] del >>794936
>>794934
Your before and after images didn't upload.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.794936 [X] del
>>794935
I meant internally not visually.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.794938 [X] del >>794940
>>794937
I got scared and left when there was no chatbox.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.794939 [X] del
>Vocaroo - The premier voice recording service.
>>Press the button to start recording!
https://vocaroo.com/


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.794940 [X] del
>>794938
There is a chatbox on the right


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.794941 [X] del >>794942>>794947
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All the cool NEETs are in the chat.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.794942 [X] del
>>794941
Why was I not invited?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.794943 [X] del >>794944>>794946
You are all poofs scared of voice chat.

8pm AEST we are doing voice chat.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.794944 [X] del >>794948>>794974
>>794943
We just know you're gonna start wanking


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.794945 [X] del
Raping hot shit


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.794946 [X] del >>794950
>>794943
I don't have a voice.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.794947 [X] del
>>794941
Possum just made an amusing but extremely cutting remark that went right over Cruiseys head but left Weber harumphing.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.794948 [X] del >>794949
>>794944
On camera?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.794949 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.794950 [X] del >>794959
>>794946
You need to subscribe to get a voice.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.794951 [X] del
ChatBoxNEET which NEET are you


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.794952 [X] del >>794955>>795032
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Neets who don't want to VC can come watch Blue Eye Samurai on womboflix at 7pm AEDT. This time I've finally got all the episodes transcoded and verified. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.794953 [X] del >>794968
I feel a bit grubby
Might have a quick shower


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.794954 [X] del
>>794868
Goodbye neet, don't forget us.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.794955 [X] del >>794957
>>794952
I was absent yesterday did you watch many?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.794956 [X] del
>>794878
Good to hear, thanks for letting us know.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.794957 [X] del >>794958
>>794955
no, we rewatched the first episode to allow other neets to catch up. We're starting from episode 4 tonight, episode 3 was when they escaped the archers.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.794958 [X] del
>>794957
Oh, that is good for me then I was about to download the ones I missed.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.794959 [X] del
>>794950
I'm only allowed to use this voice clip.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.794960 [X] del
>>794930
I thought you were mocking him. Sorry.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.794962 [X] del
Strong drink is a mocker.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.794963 [X] del >>794966
Thinking about the Olive elbow incident


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.794964 [X] del >>794965


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.794966 [X] del
>>794963
Did one of her elbows slip out in a costume malfunction?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.794967 [X] del
We should get Olive to say unna and also maybe call us white dog cunts.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.794968 [X] del >>794969
>>794953
Did you do something dirty?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.794969 [X] del >>794972
>>794968
I had a walk earlier and it left me sweaty.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.794970 [X] del >>794974
>>794821
There isn't a butcher there.
I went to that IGA once and my sister was working there. Hadn't seen her in almost a decade.
I got told that she was there so likely saw her and didn't recognise her


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.794971 [X] del
>>794961
Absolutely true 💯💯


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.794972 [X] del
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.794976 [X] del >>794987
Wonder how many of the gay posts monk makes.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.794977 [X] del >>794978>>794980>>794983
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SOON


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.794978 [X] del
>>794977
Is it well lubed up?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.794979 [X] del
Wonder if FIFO's ever had the 4 hand oiled nuro massage yet


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.794980 [X] del
>>794977
Based.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.794981 [X] del >>794982>>794986
Schnitzel chips gravy strawberries custard


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.794982 [X] del
>>794981
Yummo.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.794983 [X] del
>>794977
More class than I can handle.
Suave cat


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.794984 [X] del
rape


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.794985 [X] del >>794991>>794993
Watched s01e01 of Reacher with Motherbat. It was quite alright. Better than faggy Tom’s portrayal


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.794986 [X] del
>>794981
All in one bowl?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.794987 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.794988 [X] del
>>794841
Floot noot has a phat arse


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.794989 [X] del >>794992
I watched the last season of Archer yesterday and in it there was a rogue spy operation called The Silver Wolves and they just ripped off nuros life completely.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.794990 [X] del
Having a dog raper mataro and thinking about sweaty


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.794991 [X] del >>795005
>>794985
Reacher is an annoying smartarse


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.794992 [X] del >>794994
>>794989
>a rogue spy operation called The Silver Wolves and they just ripped off nuros life completely.
Big royalties?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.794993 [X] del
>>794985
Is his last name Round?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.794994 [X] del
>>794992
Let's just say that was the last season they could afford to make for a reason.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.794995 [X] del
Reacher would get his blood tests done.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.794996 [X] del >>795000
Archer would laugh at the idea of blood tests and have another drink.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.794997 [X] del
In fact I'm quite sure that happens a few times.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.794998 [X] del
raping the raper


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.794999 [X] del
Blood tests are anti-Jehovah Witness propaganda.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.795000 [X] del
>>794996
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NzS95FBaRRs [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.795001 [X] del >>795002>>795003>>795014
Got a new lot of mints, first time trying them. The safety feature is gay and you need two hands to open it. The new round hole is sleek. They feel different in weight. The mints themselves have now got half with a spearmint layer thing on it. It's not a good idea, it's dissolving quicker than the bicarb mint bit. Going to get a blue smear. It tastes sharp, like a Listerine paper mint thing.
Not impressed by this at all.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.795002 [X] del
>>795001
Good opportunity to quit the mints for good.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.795003 [X] del >>795004>>795006
>>795001
>The new round hole is sleek
Like a fresh NEET


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.795004 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.795005 [X] del
>>794991
Something we’re all used to


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.795006 [X] del >>795007>>795008
>>795003
They are only fresh till thursday night the they go bad.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.795007 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.795008 [X] del >>795009
>>795006
I'm still outside your window.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.795009 [X] del >>795012
>>795008
I took a shit there last night.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.795010 [X] del
Hong Kong, everywhere!


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.795011 [X] del >>795013>>795033
>794977
jfc that reflection.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.795012 [X] del >>795015
>>795009
Good. Rape gets messy if they've got one in the chamber.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.795013 [X] del
>>795011
A handsome devil.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.795014 [X] del >>795016>>795044
>>795001
I have being waiting for this review since I asked you about it months ago.
Yes, they turn to mush. The safety thing is almost painful to open sometimes (gets weaker with more openings) and the mint itself actually dissolves faster, probably so they can sell more.
The new round hole is good though.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.795015 [X] del
>>795012
You better wipe your feet before the rape I'm not mopping the floors.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.795016 [X] del
>>795014
>The safety thing is almost painful to open sometimes (gets weaker with more openings)
>>(gets weaker with more openings)
>The new round hole is good though.
The more and more gaped round hole.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.795017 [X] del
>>794849
>>794848
>>794847
Lol
Good collection


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.795018 [X] del >>795020
>>794850
I'm very surprised by this too.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.795019 [X] del >>795022
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One of the NEETs should try this stuff.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.795020 [X] del >>795025>>795027
>>795018
It's been a slow slide to degeneracy last year he was just beating the homeless and stealing their shoes.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.795021 [X] del
>>794878
Good to hear
Poor cat


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.795022 [X] del >>795028
>>795019
weber top bum
posso bottom bum


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.795023 [X] del >>795036
>>794880
I have ground news.
It's interesting to see how different outlets headline stories.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.795024 [X] del
>>794890
I think they have a big spiral spring in them, so even if you set it back to nil, it will be out with weight on it.
Or so I have been told.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.795025 [X] del
>>795020
Gonna watch harry potter 38 tonight


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.795026 [X] del
I hope no sausage rolls dropped out of Cruisey's convection oven today.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.795027 [X] del >>795035>>795050
>>795020
And now a day barely goes past without him wanting a tug.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.795028 [X] del
>>795022
Top one...Good for spanking
Bottom one...Good for squeezing


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.795029 [X] del
>>794934
Nothing beats a functional rectum.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.795030 [X] del >>795034
I want a tug


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.795031 [X] del >>795038
Given my financial situation I am still on the self-tugs. Though I could treat myself tomorrow night.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.795032 [X] del
>>794952
Can we do both?
I want to hear the group wank.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.795033 [X] del
>>795011
Jesus fucking Christ he can’t even reply properly


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.795034 [X] del >>795048
>>795030
Have a hug instead


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.795035 [X] del >>795045>>795053
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>>795027
It's the pressure of bossman life.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.795036 [X] del
>>795023
Strange how their whole shtick is media transparency, but they don't name the billionaires who fund them.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.795037 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7DkWNw4yY [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.795038 [X] del >>795039>>795041
>>795031
I haven't banged any whores this year.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.795039 [X] del >>795040
>>795038
Time is running out NEET. A soft skinned Asian girl would go nicely


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.795040 [X] del >>795052>>795056
>>795039
They always start yelling strange asian gibberish like RONGHOL and it spoils the mood every time.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.795041 [X] del >>795043
>>795038
Me either.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.795042 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.795043 [X] del
>>795041
Let's act morally superior to the other NEETs.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.795044 [X] del >>795047>>795052
>>795014
It's absolutely garbage, I'm moving around what feels like a cool mint after you've chewed it and it keeps dissolving. Just spat it out half way because it broke and is giving off too much flavour and nicotine liquid, making it burn. The hard ones didn't force you to make saliva. It's terrible. I can't tell if there's a difference in packaging either so there's no point looking for old ones. I expect there are many people dissapointed with this. I can't fault the new hole though.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.795045 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.795046 [X] del
Having another mint.
Going to try to keep my mouth dry.
Having a choof is going to be a struggle.
Fuck me.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.795047 [X] del
>>795044
A new hole is worth savouring.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.795048 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.795049 [X] del
NEET consensus seems to be bad mint good hole.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.795050 [X] del >>795054
>>795027
Do you?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.795051 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6_24EZbQxk0 [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.795052 [X] del >>795055>>795058
>>795040
Would you know what 'diamond service' means? $130 normal vs. $200 diamond for 30 mins. I assume(hope) it means anal and other exotic extras but my locals website doesn't mention it.

>They always start yelling strange asian gibberish
Hot

>>795044
You'll get used to it. The quick dissolving actually means more nicotine. I no longer gum 2 4mg mints because of this


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.795053 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.795054 [X] del >>795059
>>795050
Not him but I could go a tug, maybe some rub too.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.795055 [X] del
>>795052
At a guess it probably means all the extras but query it first.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.795056 [X] del
>>795040
It means they like it


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.795057 [X] del >>795060
Given I have such a big dick I feel like it would be a shame not to use it. Why not gift these fine concubines some cenno money while also offering them pleasure? It should be my moral imperative.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.795058 [X] del
>>795052
I stopped having the Nicorette ones because see they dissolved.
They might sell the proper ones online.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.795059 [X] del
>>795054
Have a poke and a pub feed too.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.795060 [X] del >>795063
>>795057
How big is your dick?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.795061 [X] del
Your body needs servicing.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.795062 [X] del >>795063
You wouldn't try to please your mechanic


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.795063 [X] del >>795064>>795068
>>795060
18cm

>>795062
If you were there to service your car, and you had a tool that would help him, you should offer.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.795064 [X] del
>>795063
I don't use my own tool on myself.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.795065 [X] del >>795066>>795072>>795074>>795077>>795080
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Went into the fancy camping shop on the way at the last minute before they closed for the long weekend. There were heaps of healthy vegan eaters there all wearing swank out doors wear. I bought a belt on an impulse for $60 without trying it out. Its too stiff and too big and I would have had second thoughts or maybe got the medium but the sales chad told me to shut up and took my money. I have mild ragrets. I blame subliminal messaging on the store audio.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.795066 [X] del >>795070
>>795065
It looks good, NEET. it will soften up.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.795067 [X] del
Possum's playhouse has a sign saying you must be 9 +/- 2 to ride the garlic train


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.795068 [X] del >>795069
>>795063
>18cm
Post a pic please.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.795069 [X] del >>795071
>>795068
Are you going to voice chat with me?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.795070 [X] del >>795073
>>795066

You're so mealy mouthed and glib cruisey, the insincere aspartamine compliments just drip out of your mouth like coke zero dribbling out of the snaggle toothed gob of a mong onto his favorite "attitude" T-shirt.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.795071 [X] del
>>795069
No I am too shy.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.795072 [X] del
>>795065
You have room to expand.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.795073 [X] del
>>795070
Thank you


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.795074 [X] del
>>795065
Snazzy belt. Looks strong


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.795075 [X] del >>795116
Cruisey is the glibbest NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.795076 [X] del >>795079
You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the “rejection” you get is only inside your head. Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.

Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who “rejected” you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women, she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.

You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.795077 [X] del >>795082
>>795065
What pants are they, Tiffo?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.795078 [X] del >>795081>>795085>>795092>>795095
(2.85 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5166.jpeg)
Looking good. Needs a little longer. Tuned it over to crispen up its belly .


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.795079 [X] del >>795083
>>795076
>you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.
No completely wrong.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.795080 [X] del
>>795065
> the sales chad told me to shut up and took my money
Lol


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.795081 [X] del
>>795078
Looks dry


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.795082 [X] del
>>795077
Big boy pants.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.795083 [X] del >>795103
>>795079
I felt hope blossoming like a hot spring once but it turned out I needed a big poo instead.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.795084 [X] del >>795086
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Ok neets, it's time for more Blue Eye Samurai https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.795085 [X] del >>795087
>>795078
Why are you cooking it like that?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.795086 [X] del >>795089
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>>795084
Be there in a minute


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.795087 [X] del >>795090
>>795085
Because he doesn't know how to actually cook.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.795088 [X] del >>795093
The shorts I cum in absolutely stink.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.795089 [X] del
>>795086
You look a lot better after the surgery.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.795090 [X] del >>795096
>>795087
No wonder he was always so bitter about those IGA cooking posts.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.795091 [X] del >>795094>>795102
Tom Sewell just messaged me on Twitter saying he knows who Tiffin is and that the NSN rejected his application on physical and character grounds


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.795092 [X] del
>>795078
Looking good.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.795093 [X] del
>>795088
You need to wash your penis more often


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.795094 [X] del
>>795091
I believe it.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.795095 [X] del
>>795078
Based.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.795096 [X] del >>795098>>795101
>>795090
We see you.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.795097 [X] del
The rosemary usage is niggeresque.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.795098 [X] del
>>795096
Stick to the blend 43.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.795099 [X] del >>795100>>795110
Goodnight, White.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.795100 [X] del
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>>795099
Goodnight.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.795101 [X] del >>795108
>>795096
You're schizophrenic, tiffin.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.795102 [X] del
>>795091
>physical
I thought Tasmanian boongs were extinct?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.795103 [X] del >>795104
>>795083
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.795104 [X] del >>795105
>>795103
Oh dear
If only anyone gave a shit about your opinion


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.795105 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.795106 [X] del
>pensioner Frank Kemmler won a $60,000 lotto prize
>declaring the win with Centrelink, he's since lost his disability support pension.
Frank spoke to A Current Affair about the rollercoaster of emotions he experienced in winning the lotto.

Something doesn't add up here.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.795107 [X] del
Weber?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.795108 [X] del >>795109>>795117
>>795101
You have been seen.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.795109 [X] del
>>795108
Stick to the tennis


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.795110 [X] del
>>795099
Sleep tight.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.795111 [X] del >>795112>>795113
been pissing out my arse all day


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.795112 [X] del
>>795111
It's flowing out of you.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.795113 [X] del >>795114
>>795111
Goodbye.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.795114 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.795115 [X] del >>795119
Couldn't work out how to do the voice chat. Think I was doing captcha in an advert.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.795116 [X] del
>>795075
Flipping gibber.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.795117 [X] del >>795118
>>795108
What are you on about now?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.795118 [X] del >>795120
>>795117
Nice try [insert named NEET here]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.795119 [X] del
>>795115
J U S T


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.795120 [X] del >>795121>>795123
>>795118
>[insert named NEET here]
*🎲


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.795121 [X] del
>>795120
We need to create a dice roll thing for this.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.795122 [X] del
Vile management


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.795123 [X] del
>>795120
StardiceNEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.795124 [X] del
Strong urge for vodkas, law students and joyriding


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.795125 [X] del >>795126>>795127
My triceps have never been so developed


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.795126 [X] del
>>795125
Based.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.795127 [X] del
>>795125
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.795128 [X] del >>795129>>795131>>795132>>795134>>795144>>795235
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My god that lamb was good.

Been thinking about things. 2023 has been a ripper of a year. Nuro is moving up in the world. Winning on so many fronts.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.795129 [X] del
>>795128
Based.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.795130 [X] del
Are any neets fans of James Clavell?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.795131 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.795132 [X] del >>795228
>>795128
Out of the dunny next year?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.795133 [X] del
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>hovel dwelling


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.795134 [X] del >>795137
>>795128
>Winning on so many fronts.
You're winning just like trump


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.795135 [X] del >>795142
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.795136 [X] del >>795138
Watching news about that blue mountains car crash.
Oof. Always scares me. Imagine the engine block getting pushed in, breaking both your legs and crushing your torso. You sit there paralysed as you either bleed out or go into cardiac arrest. Sometimes I think about it when driving and get terribly anxious, hyper aware of the danger in piloting a one tone cage full of unleaded.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.795137 [X] del >>795165
>>795134
It's spooky.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.795138 [X] del >>795139
>>795136
oddly, for all my medical anxieties, I've never worried about car crashes


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.795139 [X] del >>795140>>795141>>795147
>>795138
What are your largest medical anxieties? Mine are stroke/arrest and alcoholic amnesia


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.795140 [X] del >>795146
>>795139
I worry about shitting my pants on a crowded train.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.795141 [X] del
>>795139
these days, cancer and brain disease, although I should probably worry more about heart disease


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.795142 [X] del >>795145
>>795135
You read some weird stuff kek.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.795143 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G5EN4R6h9A8 [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.795144 [X] del
>>795128
Did you eat all that Lamb?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.795145 [X] del
>>795142
He is a very tactful police officer.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.795146 [X] del >>795151
>>795140
Depends is your friend.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.795147 [X] del >>795150
>>795139
>amnesia
Every time I forget something at the shops, or make a typo, I worry it's dementia.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.795148 [X] del >>795149>>795152
I think he ate the whole thing.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.795149 [X] del
>>795148
Based and proteinpilled.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.795150 [X] del
>>795147
I sometimes worry that i'm just going to


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.795151 [X] del >>795154
>>795146
We are a Chux board. The right number of Chux stuffed up there and he'll be right.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.795152 [X] del
>>795148
Based.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.795153 [X] del
He was spitting bits of rosemary at the wall.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.795154 [X] del
>>795151
We don't take kindly to them hoighty toity depends types round these parts.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.795155 [X] del >>795156>>795162
How can we save Weber?
He is letting his body be destroyed by uncontrolled diabetes.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.795156 [X] del
>>795155
Your diabetes


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.795157 [X] del >>795160>>795166
Cruisey was wiping his mongs with Bunnings imitation cheapo chux and they all fell apart and got trod into the carpet.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.795158 [X] del >>795169
I need to be sedated


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.795159 [X] del >>795161
It can be hard to get dissolved mong out of your carpet.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.795160 [X] del
>>795157
The poor mongs.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.795161 [X] del
>>795159
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.795162 [X] del >>795163>>795164
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>>795155
I don't think there is much we can do.
We are witnessing a slow suicide. He doesn't want to help himself even though many before him have recovered from worse.
Fridge frogs are to blame. We need to collectively foster a culture of Faustian spiritedness. It's never too late.
He can rise above.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.795163 [X] del >>795167>>795168
>>795162
If he had put a frog on his fridge none of this would have happened.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.795164 [X] del >>795168
>>795162
Or, just hear me out, or , you could get some new material and stop trying to be a cunt all day.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.795165 [X] del
>>795137
Pretty sure that song was it's a man's world.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.795166 [X] del
>>795157
Many such cases.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.795167 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.795168 [X] del >>795171
>>795163
>>795164
You two are the cunts. Enablers. Pussy footing around it.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.795169 [X] del >>795172
>>795158
24 hours to go


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.795170 [X] del
He's a big boy. He can work it out.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.795171 [X] del >>795173>>795180
>>795168
I don't think the tough love approach works with him. It makes him withdraw.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.795172 [X] del >>795174>>795185
>>795169
I'm going to put a paper bag over my head.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.795173 [X] del >>795175
>>795171
Actually I guess it could be his form of love he is a demented individual.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.795174 [X] del >>795177
>>795172
One of those fancy ones?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.795175 [X] del >>795178
>>795173
I don't understand what you are saying.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.795176 [X] del >>795183
shouldn't have had that goyslop pudding, wasn't worth it


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.795177 [X] del >>795179
>>795174
No, I'm not made of money.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.795178 [X] del
>>795175
Alright.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.795179 [X] del
>>795177
Just make sure it's a clean one then.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.795180 [X] del >>795181>>795182>>795184>>795188
>>795171
Its not tough love. He is probably the most intelligent and competent person here. He owns an investment property, has a professional career, an extended family that still involves him, and an ardent sense of identity.
He even has the gun club, the vet club, the balls to go to banjer lessons, the attention of the HA however much he dislikes it. It is more than many of us can claim as experience of a social life.
He is catastrophising the health problems. Drop the goon and focus on the weight loss and he'd be ok in a few years.
You are seriously cunts for enabling his delusions of woe.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.795181 [X] del
>>795180
Assuming you are not talking shit,

It's his life, worry about your own.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.795182 [X] del >>795193
>>795180
He is very badly depressed. Depression skews your thinking.
I want him to take proper care of himself.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.795183 [X] del
>>795176
What type of goyslop pudding was it?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.795184 [X] del
>>795180
doesn't he have a collapsed lung? Did I imagine that?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.795185 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.795186 [X] del >>795189
>goyslop pudding
My exact body type.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.795187 [X] del
This is one of the most concerted displays of talking to himself I've seen here.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.795188 [X] del >>795190>>795191
>>795180
I enable all NEETs.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.795189 [X] del
>>795186
I like your body type.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.795190 [X] del >>795192
>>795188
You lack Faustian spiritedness.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.795191 [X] del
>>795188
I could go being enabled a few cones right about now.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.795192 [X] del >>795196
>>795190
I will buy NEET souls for $10 or a goon cask costing $10 or less.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.795193 [X] del
>>795182
Not
Fucking
REAL


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.795194 [X] del >>795197
Next year I'm going to stretch every day, hopefully it will lower my blood pressure a bit.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.795195 [X] del >>795198
I have a piece of paper where a guy signed me his soul and his firstborn son somewhere.
This was in exchange for a cigarette we were very drunk.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.795196 [X] del >>795199
>>795192
I'll swap mine for a KFC bucket of original.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.795197 [X] del
>>795194
Start the day with a yoga routine. Downward facing dog 🐕🐕🐕. Cruisey's favourite.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.795198 [X] del >>795200>>795214
>>795195
You can't enter a contract if you are drunk.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.795199 [X] del >>795213
>>795196
Would you sweep mines for a KFC bucket of original?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.795200 [X] del >>795203
>>795198
Does that still work if it's a demonic bargain?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.795201 [X] del
"Fridge frogs could be nearby" he said. I fucking HATE fridge frogs.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.795202 [X] del
(172.87 KB 488x581 refrog.png)


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.795203 [X] del >>795204
>>795200
I am not sure. I will ask that cartoon bird lawyer.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.795204 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.795205 [X] del >>795209>>795215
My life has been on the improve from the moment my frog meme was attached to the fridge. Testify.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.795206 [X] del
>tfw you try and find a picture of an aboriginal lawyer but they're all as white as a snowstorm


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.795207 [X] del >>795294
Fridge memes and seatbelt extenders are cornerstones of the NEET life.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.795208 [X] del
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NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.795209 [X] del >>795211
(11.92 KB 234x234 ave mallardus.jpg)
>>795205
Fridge frogs are cope.
Embrace the mallard.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.795211 [X] del
>>795209
I want to embrace that sultry pigeon.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.795212 [X] del >>795218>>795219
I had the Maggi noodles Vietnamese beef and lemon grass flavour. They were very good.
Pack size has shrunk though. Very small cakes.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.795213 [X] del
>>795199
Sure why not.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.795214 [X] del >>795216
>>795198
How I wish this was true.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.795215 [X] del >>795217
>>795205
That is good to hear.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.795216 [X] del
>>795214
You're not getting them back don't even try.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.795217 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.795218 [X] del >>795222
>>795212
Do noodles come in cakes?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.795219 [X] del
>>795212
How much smaller would you say?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.795220 [X] del
Noodle Cakesworth was Jones' first offsider.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.795221 [X] del
Detergent took a second glance at the heap of rags and rubbish in the alley.
It was no heap of rags and rubbish.
"N..Noodle is that you?" he stammered, shocked to his very core.
How could this have come to pass?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.795222 [X] del
>>795218
Dry ones yes.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.795223 [X] del >>795224>>795225>>795226>>795229
As if Tiff thinks I'm glib. Wasn't even my post he replied to.
He will look strapping in that belt though.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.795224 [X] del
>>795223
I'll glib you.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.795225 [X] del >>795231
>>795223
Welcome back.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.795226 [X] del >>795229
>>795223
It was a nice belt.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.795227 [X] del >>795230
Next year I'm gonna visit Adelaide and go to Sky City with cruisey. I'll get him drunk enough to smoke darts too


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.795228 [X] del >>795232
>>795132
He blows all his dole money on fast food and goon so I doubt it.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.795229 [X] del >>795238
>>795226
>>795223
He could use the belt across his chest to carry a sword or a chainsaw on his back.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.795230 [X] del >>795233>>795237
>>795227
Leave him alone you're a bad influence.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.795231 [X] del
>>795225
I've been here all the time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TTrHpnSKQao [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.795232 [X] del >>795239
>>795228
You are tiresome.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.795233 [X] del >>795234
>>795230
Its the fridge frog spirit. "Let the chips land where they may"


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.795234 [X] del >>795236
>>795233
That is not the fridge frog spirit.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.795235 [X] del
>>795128
>Nuro is moving up in the world
I can't really see how things would get any worse for you but I'm glad things are going your way a bit more.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.795236 [X] del
>>795234
They have been licking the frog spirit


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.795237 [X] del >>795241
>>795230
He's a bloody enabler


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.795238 [X] del >>795242
>>795229
He needs to tie his balls back. He keeps coming back from a sparring with testicular swelling.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.795239 [X] del >>795241
>>795232
Make sure you're ready to reply "Based" to beachBike98947894.jpeg and recordPlayer2837425.png


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.795240 [X] del
The other day I was thinking about not having a choof and then I had a vision of Cruisey and he said "Go on mate have a fuckin' choof you deserve it" so I did.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.795241 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.795242 [X] del
>>795238
He should just sling them over his shoulder.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.795243 [X] del >>795244
>>794855
>>794858
I still don't understand what the fuck nuro is on about here. Does he seriously believe that IGA made up PostieNEET as a character just to distract from the eeb pics?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.795244 [X] del >>795259
>>795243
No that wasn't nuro it was me and yes he did he got them from a facebook page.
Either that or the postie guy decided to post his photos on ausneets 2 years later for some reason.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.795245 [X] del
And you made postie up long before nuro


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.795246 [X] del
PostieNEET is John


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.795247 [X] del >>795248>>795250
I am sick of the schizophrenia on this board.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.795248 [X] del
>>795247
Shut up, you're just in my head.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.795249 [X] del >>795252>>795255
I keep watching the predator movies, searching the background for hidden predators that the audience isn't meant to notice and have been missed by fans for years.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.795250 [X] del >>795251>>795253>>795262
>>795247
Me too. IGA is so horribly unwell. Imagine being his JSP.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.795251 [X] del
>>795250
Even MAX doesn't deserve that.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.795252 [X] del
>>795249
In just a few years AI's will be able to make that movie for you.
If they don't kill us all first.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.795253 [X] del
>>795250
if they were truly fucked up they'd be dsp candidates


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.795254 [X] del >>795256>>795257>>795258>>795263>>795265
That mate I was doing coke with has gone off the rails. Doing ketamine, gear, drinking every night of the holidays. In with a bad crowd. On a bunch of psych meds. Sending me messages when he boils the kettle just because. Messaging me at 5 in the morning "dude im absolutely in space".
Drug abusers should exist in silence and isolation, like me.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.795255 [X] del
(413.08 KB 584x285 pred.png)
>>795249
I saw these the other day and was quite impressed.
I can pick out 4 of the characters.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.795256 [X] del >>795260
>>795254
wagon tomorrow?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.795257 [X] del >>795260
>>795254
Does he know you're wagon riding?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.795258 [X] del
>>795254
Nye tingles?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.795259 [X] del
>>795244
How fucking clueless are you?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.795260 [X] del >>795266
>>795256
>>795257
Homosexual fridge frog posts.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.795261 [X] del
This all started because of the flags.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.795262 [X] del
>>795250
You're obsessed.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.795263 [X] del >>795264
>>795254
I am actually doing a few cheeky lines right now.

I earned it !


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.795264 [X] del >>795270
>>795263
Cruisey said you didn't earn it.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.795265 [X] del
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>>795254
>drinking every night of the holidays


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.795266 [X] del
>>795260
don't call me a homo, you faggot


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.795267 [X] del >>795268
I'm sick of this place.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.795268 [X] del
>>795267
You know where the door is.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.795269 [X] del >>795275
watching comfy youtube videos to fall asleep, wishing I was one of the cool neets who did lines of coke instead


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.795270 [X] del
>>795264
He might have had a vision.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.795271 [X] del
Tab closed. Youse are gay


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.795272 [X] del
Right now he's gone lets get out the whisky and whores and coke.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.795273 [X] del
The rest of you deserve some.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.795274 [X] del
Possum keeps taking my whores.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.795275 [X] del >>795276
>>795269
I was actually doing lines of oxy. Got a nice buzz, rolled a big ass joint waiting for the moon to rise.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.795276 [X] del
>>795275
500mg of paracetamol, straight to the brain


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.795277 [X] del
NEETs?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.795278 [X] del >>795279
(781.61 KB 654x431 bigassjoint.png)


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.795279 [X] del
>>795278
Well memed.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.795280 [X] del
In the year twenty twenty four
The NEETs shall rise up from the floor
We'll demand our share and then take more
And throw the normies out the door
We'll be rich and they'll be poor
And every NEET will get a robot whore.

Possums Big Book of Fun Prophecies Chapter 4, lines 6-11


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.795281 [X] del >>795282
Liquid shit


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.795282 [X] del
>>795281
Take some Imodium.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.795283 [X] del >>795295
Good night NEETs 💤💤💤


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.795284 [X] del
Ivana Trump died just after Epstein and Nuro didn't invite us to the wake.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.795285 [X] del
Throat hurts. Think it's the new mints.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.795286 [X] del
Expecting a character from Coolum to revealed with Epsteins client list.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.795287 [X] del
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Have an awesome New Year's Eve, NEETs!


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.795288 [X] del
Might get naked and do strange pagan dances in the moonlight and pray to dark gods for earthly power and wealth


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.795289 [X] del >>795290>>795302
Neighbours were very loudly having sex and stopped when they heard me in the house. Going to be very awkward.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.795290 [X] del >>795291
>>795289
>>795289
In my house, not theirs. Very unsettling as it was too loud and sustained for me to have not noticed. I should've been more stealthy but I'm too autistic. Might have to vanish for a few days. Oh fuck.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.795291 [X] del
>>795290
I was in my house, they were and are in theirs. That is what I mean.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.795292 [X] del >>795301
Might make some sex sounds in a NEETs house.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.795293 [X] del >>795296>>795305>>795312
morning neetbros


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.795294 [X] del


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.795295 [X] del
>>795283
Sleep tight.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.795296 [X] del >>795305>>795312
>>795293
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.795297 [X] del
I miss the times before the original John Wick came out where you could just kill other peoples dogs and you didnt even get in trouble


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.795298 [X] del >>795300>>795313
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-30/deadly-brown-snake-dominic-thiem-tennis-brisbane-international/103274956
>Deadly eastern brown snake interrupts tennis match at Brisbane International


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.795299 [X] del
That actor died


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.795300 [X] del
>>795298
Why didn't he tell us he was attending?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.795301 [X] del
>>795292
Soft grunting outside the window.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.795302 [X] del
>>795289
Why did you walk into your neibours house? Doesn't he own an axe


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.795303 [X] del
We will build The Big Possum next to the commune and it will become a popular tourist attraction and help fund our KFC.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.795304 [X] del
It's falling out me.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.795306 [X] del >>795323
Cat has started howling at nothing again, woe


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.795307 [X] del >>795309>>795311
I caught a rat in a cage last night and forced him to watch me wank for 5 hours and then I let it go.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.795308 [X] del
Alarm keeps gong off, still so tired, woe


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.795309 [X] del
>>795307
It'll be back


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.795310 [X] del >>795312
>>795305
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.795311 [X] del
>>795307
Lucky bugger.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.795313 [X] del
(77.31 KB 171x177 chuggles.png)


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.795314 [X] del
>>795312
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.795315 [X] del >>795316>>795317>>795319>>795320>>795328>>795332
(953.61 KB 892x500 Untitled.png)
Need to do a little cleaning up and highlight the sword but apart from that I'm calling him done.
Quite happy with that as my first one in years.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.795316 [X] del >>795318
>>795315
>Quite happy with that as my first one in years.
Looks based.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.795317 [X] del >>795318
>>795315
Well painted


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.795318 [X] del
>>795317
>>795316
Cheers, I think the glasses may help more than I thought.
Might get a pair of x3 and try those maybe I can get super vision.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.795319 [X] del
>>795315
Very well done.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.795320 [X] del
>>795315
It looks good NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.795321 [X] del >>795322
Try one of those magnifying boards


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.795322 [X] del
>>795321
One of the NEETs linked a headset sort of thing with light and magnifying I may try one of.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.795323 [X] del
>>795306
Poor cat.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.795324 [X] del >>795326>>795327
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.795325 [X] del >>795337>>795339>>795342>>795346
Ever since Golden Brown got posted here the other day I've had it stuck in my head.
It is a good song to have in my head though.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.795326 [X] del
>>795324
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.795327 [X] del
>>795324
G'morning


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.795328 [X] del
>>795315
that is my exact posture


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.795329 [X] del >>795336
Big sloppy shit before I left, was running late so no coffee. Now on Sir Don rd and having a coffee but cant find a toilet.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.795330 [X] del >>795338>>795347
Have a ticket for the cricket tonight but bailed due to my arse.
Talking about arses, theres a lot of juicy ones about.
Each day I think about a tug, I end up having the runs again.
First tugs, then mints, the choof doesnt work and goon makes me ill.
Its like Im not getting the hint.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.795331 [X] del >>795354
If I was a doable neet, id plan to stop tomorrow, so I could get one last good one and not care if I shit on the table.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.795332 [X] del
>>795315
Looks better with the orange highlights and details. Good stuff.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.795333 [X] del >>795335>>795345
Cat is howling into a power point.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.795334 [X] del >>795344>>795407
Took Motherbat for a walk and a toasted sammich and a coffee in Lyndoch. Got some jam tarts for later.
She bought me a 72 Corvette Stingray Hot Wheels car at Big W.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.795335 [X] del
>>795333
Smart. That is where the voices come from.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.795336 [X] del
>>795329
Just do it on the side of the road.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.795337 [X] del >>795349
>>795325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs1J612nZs [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.795338 [X] del
>>795330
You need to completely overhaul your lifestyle.
Also buy some Imodium for the loose stool problem. You are suffering needlessly.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.795339 [X] del
>>795325
There used to be a k version about a browning machine gun


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.795340 [X] del >>795341
Squirter neets should eat beans


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.795341 [X] del
>>795340
Beans are our future.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.795342 [X] del >>795349
>>795325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OyteS5I5x7Y [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.795343 [X] del
>tfw no fat-titted harp slag


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.795344 [X] del
>>795334
You're a good son and she's a good Bat.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.795345 [X] del
>>795333
Join in the howling.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.795346 [X] del >>795349
>>795325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NsDsciWvqbs [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.795347 [X] del >>795410
>>795330
It honestly sounds like you got my bowel problems when they stopped.
You must pass the curse on to another NEET


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.795348 [X] del >>795350
She forgot the newspaper. FFS.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.795349 [X] del
>>795337
>>795342
>>795346
I already downloaded their greatest hits.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.795350 [X] del >>795352
>>795348
Go out and get one for her.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.795351 [X] del >>795353>>795411
Neets I have decided to chadfish employers 4tehlulz.
Tonight we will make a CHAD employee resume and randomly apply for jobs, then ghost their interviews. If this turns out to not be that funny I will think of something else. Maybe a humorous B2B scam.


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.795352 [X] del
>>795350
I'm going to when BWS open in 10 minutes


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.795353 [X] del >>795412
>>795351
We should all just apply for NDIS grants


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.795354 [X] del
>>795331
>not care if I shit on the table.
Table incident 2024


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.795355 [X] del >>795366
NEETFix
Environmental, Employment and Mong Herding Conultants


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.795356 [X] del >>795365
(3.10 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5171.jpeg)
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.795357 [X] del >>795358>>795364
Are the Stranglers one of those bands that only ever did one great song?


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.795358 [X] del >>795359>>795360
>>795357
of course


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.795359 [X] del >>795361
>>795358
Wrong:" Scoring 23 UK top 40 singles and 19 UK top 40 albums to date in a career spanning five decades"


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.795360 [X] del
>>795358
The greatest hits is not so great so far


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.795361 [X] del >>795363
>>795359
"Their other hits include "No More Heroes", "Peaches", "Always the Sun", "Skin Deep" and "Big Thing Coming"."


NEET 12/30/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.795362 [X] del
Oh, All of the day and all of the night is good too


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.795363 [X] del >>795367
>>795361
>"Skin Deep" and "Big Thing Coming"
Songs about Weber's diabetes and Weber going for a walk.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.795364 [X] del
>>795357
Pretty squarely


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.795365 [X] del
>>795356
Based.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.795366 [X] del >>795369
>>795355
An UMM PTY LTD subsidiary


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.795367 [X] del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.795368 [X] del
Golden Brown is definitely about heroin it evokes that feeling in me


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.795369 [X] del
>>795366
How long do you think we could get away with a competely fake company before they catch on?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.795370 [X] del >>795372>>795414
Did a funny at the BWS


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.795371 [X] del >>795373>>795414
"S-see you next year!"


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.795372 [X] del
>>795370
A funny poo?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.795373 [X] del
>>795371
Goodbye, take care and see you in a couple months.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.795374 [X] del >>795375>>795376>>795400
12 hours left to complete gf2023 neets. How's it looking?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.795375 [X] del
>>795374
Terrible.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.795376 [X] del >>795378
>>795374
A girl sent me pictures of her bottom and boobs for christmas but I'm saying 0% for me.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.795377 [X] del >>795380>>795381>>795384>>795400>>795419
(9.03 MB 576x1024 2XE9Wm_f.mp4)
I wonder how many will realise the one filming is her husband.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.795378 [X] del >>795382>>795398
>>795376
Please to be sharing, sir.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.795379 [X] del
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>keep wondering weather carl weathers could've out arm-wrestled arnie back in 1987


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.795380 [X] del >>795383
>>795377
I prefer to believe it his her hot female bisexual friend filming.
And you can't stop me.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.795381 [X] del
>>795377
Handsome country fella.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.795382 [X] del >>795387
>>795378
You've seen them before.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.795383 [X] del >>795385
>>795380
They did smooching and touching of the boobies and rubbing of the rude bits in a tent.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.795384 [X] del >>795389
>>795377
She should do more on all fours bum scenes.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.795385 [X] del >>795386
>>795383
Might go and THINK about that for a few minutes.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.795386 [X] del
>>795385
Big think?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.795387 [X] del >>795391>>795421
>>795382
whore?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.795388 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DtsnVsgpkaU [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.795389 [X] del >>795393
>>795384
We see plenty of that on Thursday nights with the execs.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.795390 [X] del
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>I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money. Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.795391 [X] del >>795421


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.795392 [X] del >>795394>>795395
Golden brown, raped by a clown
Lays me down, with my eeb he rides
Visiting Dan
Shit in a pan
Never a frown with golden brown


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.795393 [X] del
>>795389
It's like a wall of undulating flesh sometimes.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.795394 [X] del >>795430


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.795396 [X] del >>795397


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.795397 [X] del >>795399
>>795396
Catblocked!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.795398 [X] del >>795403
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.795399 [X] del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.795400 [X] del >>795401>>795402>>795404
Morndings. Last tax of the year.
2nd new years eve alone in a row, I wonder what some of your streaks are.

>>795374
Woe

>>795377
>her


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.795401 [X] del
>>795400
>>her
Look at the bit of her crawling. A tranny doesn't have hips and bum and waist like that.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.795402 [X] del >>795405
>>795400
last time I remember going to a nye party was 2014


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.795403 [X] del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.795404 [X] del >>795406
>>795400
> I wonder what some of your streaks are.
43
I've never been out of the house for new years or had company besides immediate family.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.795405 [X] del
>>795402
You've been blind drunk at every party since?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.795406 [X] del >>795408
>>795404
Go down the pub with Bat and have a few pints in the beer garden
She can have a sherry


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.795407 [X] del
>>795334
That park across from the bakery looks nice, I've never stopped there. Nice day for it.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.795408 [X] del >>795409
>>795406
>She can have a sherry
The drugs she is on at the moment is a zero alcohol affair


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.795409 [X] del
>>795408
I forgot that sorry.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.795410 [X] del
>>795347
It's been a week. I feel okay, just soft shit that looks like fairy floss when floating around.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.795411 [X] del >>795413
>>795351
Half of them will ghost you because it's easier than replying that you weren't successful.. and that's a month away because Christmas gives everyone an excuse.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.795412 [X] del
>>795353
You don't get grants.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.795413 [X] del
>>795411
If we say we're a girl they will hit on us on linkedin.


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.795415 [X] del >>795425
fucking connect you potato powered cunt


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.795416 [X] del >>795418>>795420>>795424>>795425
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happy new year
in 3 hours I have to be at work
had a busy day, did some autism pic related
I promise to elaborate some time soon


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.795418 [X] del >>795422
>>795416
Did you blow up your hovel?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.795419 [X] del
>>795377
Asian culture has allowed western women to act like that, faux vulnerability. Damsel in distress, awkward but cute.. like a cartoon or a shiba dog.
All lies. He's a Mexican and is genetically conditioned to be a hill dwelling barbarian in the new Mexican/ Mojave desert.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.795420 [X] del
>>795416
Have a good day at work neet.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.795421 [X] del >>795423
>>795391
>>795387
My phone word corrects whore to Whore (with a capital) or who're.
Whore is a noun.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.795422 [X] del
>>795418
no, I'm a professional as long as I have beer


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.795423 [X] del >>795426
>>795421
I'll who're you


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.795424 [X] del >>795429
>>795416
>pic
Go on.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.795425 [X] del >>795427
>>795415
>>795416
Psychic abilities NEET


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.795426 [X] del >>795428>>795430
>>795423
Whaaaa I really wanna know!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.795427 [X] del >>795431
>>795425
It doesn't seem to want to let me load pics


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.795428 [X] del
>>795426
Who who (who who)


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.795429 [X] del
>>795424
He's taking the war to them.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.795430 [X] del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.795431 [X] del >>795433
>>795427
Oh I thought you were summoning International Cruisey


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.795432 [X] del >>795434
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RUN NEETS
GET TO MY CHOPPA
AND I"LL DROP YOU OFF AT ONE OF MY SERVICE CENTRES


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.795433 [X] del
>>795431
Is it too late to pretend I was?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.795434 [X] del >>795438
>>795432
Who services your choppah Dan?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.795435 [X] del
Olive’s cunny juices dripping down my chins


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.795436 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.795437 [X] del
Slurp slurp slurp


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.795438 [X] del
(11.56 KB 238x75 cree.jpg)


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.795439 [X] del
Olive’s bum hole pulsating



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