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NEET General #779 - Need to lose weight Edition NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No. 793425


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.793426 del
>>793425
You forgot to do words


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.793430 del
How does he do it?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.793432 del
>>793430
Badly.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.793441 del
>>793425
I like curvy neets. You're perfect just how you are baby.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.793442 del
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Womboflix will be playing more of Blue Eye Samurai tonight at 7pm AEDT.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.793443 del
Majestic NEET Execs sauntering and waddling in the fields and meadows of this great land, all who see them in awe of their size and strength.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.793444 del
>>793371
VILE

What's her OF?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.793445 del
Asian Exec Mating Ritual.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.793446 del
I could go for some spagball with garlic breda


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.793447 del
>>793444
That was so vile I had to watch it again to see just how vile it was.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.793448 del
dong weed now our gay apple
fa na na fa na na fa fa fa


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.793449 del
>>793446
I have 2 apple danishes I forgot to eat yesterday.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.793450 del
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Got sacked on me first day of work :(


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.793451 del
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>>793450
Aboslutely Based
I'm awarding you the honour of neet of the day. For the rest of the thread you may exercise all privileges that come with the title.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.793452 del
>>793446
I heard a rumor a certain Lizbef NEET was making some for his mummybot...


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.793453 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.793455 del
>>793450
Could be worse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZmOgMlyRE [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.793456 del
I think that old bastard probably phoned the council to get the scoop about the bins.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.793457 del
>>793456
He'd have the council on speed dial.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.793458 del
>>793457
No doubt.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.793459 del
The NEET Council should take control of all our bins.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.793460 del
>>793442
Those ninjas are wearing girls shoes.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.793461 del
I got stuck behind an elderly German-sounding man at Drakes who had a trolley full of 11L spring water jugs.
He could not understand that the price had gone up. "But they're $8" he kept saying despite it being explained to him that they were $8 but now they're $9.
They had to get two managers in to finally move him on.
He walked out looking bewildered. Some of the life went permanently out of him.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.793462 del
hey gurl ninja or pirate


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.793463 del
>>793461
Poor old fella


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.793464 del
>>793425
Good Pepe and title.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.793467 del
>>793456
They phone him.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.793468 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.793469 del
>>793467
Hello Mr Oldcunt we were just wondering if you had any complaints for us today?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.793471 del
made two ham, salami, and cheese rolls for lunch
motherbat shared her 600ml feel good! iced coffee with me. it did not make me feel good.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.793472 del
>>793471
Maybe she got the good and you got the feels


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.793473 del
>>793458
Favourite song?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.793474 del
>>793471
Its meant to make you feel good!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.793475 del
>>793461
Teh 10L jugs at Coles are only $4.75


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.793476 del
>>793461
I feel for him if its dementia, but bottled water is a luxury and I find it funny.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793477 del
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Do NOT look Monk


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793478 del
>>793464
Thank you brother


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793479 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793480 del
>>793472
>>793474
it is inferior to even single dare, not to mention double, triple, and quadruple dare


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.793481 del
>>793477
I wonder if the exclusion applies to that.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793482 del
>>793471
You're living in a prison.
First the comments about the table and now this injustice.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793483 del
>>793471
>they think i'm depressed and lonely and at risk


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793484 del
Sitting in the middle of three seats, the three easiest to see the tele. Crickets on.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793485 del
>>793483
I have said it before, he's fine.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793486 del
>>793482
Motherbat more like Obersturmbannführerbat


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793487 del
>>793484
What's the score?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793488 del
>>793483
And dont need full cream.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793489 del
>>793482
And the girl telling him he'll find someone soon lol


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.793490 del
>>793487
8/240
Pakis are in.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.793491 del
Trailing by 78


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.793492 del
>>793489
Well bantered.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.793493 del
>>793492
Meant for >>793486
I was going to say what you have said was rude and was going to ignore it.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.793494 del
>>793492
Webers garn harumph.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.793495 del
>>793493
I did wonder.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.793496 del
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woe'd, having more anxiety about medical stuff, need to do better with what's left of my life


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.793497 del
I ate both my danishes but it feels like I only ate one.
They should be bigger.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.793498 del
>>793494
I do apologise for my mistake.

>>793495
The weather is bringing out the brown snakes.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.793499 del
>>793497
Those were for a child that's why. Everything is become child like its in portion.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.793500 del
>>793499
We will only get crumbs soon


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.793501 del
>>793496
You can always start tomorrow.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.793502 del
>>793499
A meal should be no bigger than your fist and a correct portion of meat is less than half.
I've been told by a dietician that protein should be two fingers worth.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.793503 del
>>793502
Did he try and eat your fingers?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.793504 del
I am worried about Weber.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.793505 del
>>793502
Vegan propaganda. Don't eat the soy.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.793506 del
>>793464
He literally plagiarised another NEET's post.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.793507 del
I am paranoid about Possum.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.793508 del
>>793503
>he
>eat
Close enough.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.793509 del
>>793504
Did webby ever have those blood tests?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.793510 del
>>793502
>no bigger than your fist and a correct portion of meat is less than half.
Would that fill anyone up?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.793511 del
>>793510
Only a skelly and they don't count.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.793512 del
>>793510
Your stomach stretches to the size of your meals.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.793513 del
>>793506
I was thinking of doing the same tbqh


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.793514 del
>>793509
No he is not brave enough to face the results.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.793515 del
>>793513
I was thinking of doing the same tbqh


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.793516 del
65gm of meat is more than enough.
Should only be a couple of times a week too.

https://www.eatforhealth.gov.au/food-essentials/how-much-do-we-need-each-day/serve-sizes


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.793517 del
I heard a dietician say the correct daily intake of meat was a piece the size of a pack of playing cards.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.793518 del
>>793516
Go to the eatforpleasure section


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.793519 del
>>793516
They want us weak and depressed.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.793520 del
>>793517
You could play cards with them and then eat them!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.793521 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.793522 del
>>793517
About the size of your palm, but people are dumb and thought that meant the size of your hand.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.793523 del
No vegan army has ever won a battle against meat eaters.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.793524 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.793525 del
>>793517
Obviously a shill who doesn't want you to make gains


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.793526 del
>>793523
Who owns our banks?
They've already won.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.793527 del
>>793526
Vegans don't own anything they make NEETs look wealthy


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.793528 del
>>793524
that's a big deck of cards


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.793529 del
Smelled the hospital food go past. Jealous.
Think its a pasty and a portion controlled juice.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.793530 del
>>793528
NEETs play hard


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.793531 del
>>793529
Grab something off the trolley when they aren't looking.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.793532 del
>>793531
They might have a jelly.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.793533 del
>>793532
It can be tricky to grab jelly


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.793534 del
>>793529
Are you at hospital?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.793535 del
>>793534
With a client


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.793536 del
>>793535
Tell them the mong is hungry and then eat the food yourself


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.793537 del
Currently having my 3rd 4th shit of the day


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.793538 del
>>793537
So 6th?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.793539 del
>>793537
Your poor ringhole.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.793541 del
>>793539
He should sit on a bag of ice to help with the pain.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.793542 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.793543 del
>>793540
If I told you you could only finger your bum once a week, youd argue Im infringing on your liberty. You can finger your bum all you like.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.793544 del
>>793536
Smart.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.793545 del
>>793537
It's falling out of you.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793547 del
>>793543
Can I finger his bum?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793548 del
>>793542
I don't like app deals.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793549 del
>>793546
I am looking forward to HP after the moofie tonight.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793550 del
only faggots go through the drive through wth their fucken phone out and some digital coupon shit fucken gay


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.793551 del
>>793491
>>793490
Thanks for the score update brother.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.793552 del
>>793550
Calm down


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.793553 del
>>793552
He is very passionate about homosexual drive throughs


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.793554 del
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
Weber, give it up
Give it up
Give that bussy up


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.793556 del
>>793554
He's still on the shitter though.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.793557 del
>>793535
*Participant


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.793558 del
>>793531
Anything from the trolley dears?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.793559 del
Partyshitpants


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.793560 del
We should hit 1 million posts by the end of next year.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.793561 del
>>793560
That's like about 200 posts a day or something.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.793562 del
>>793561
We've been here 5 years now and done nearly 800k


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.793563 del
Gaston Glock died


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.793564 del
>>793563
was he jewish?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.793565 del
>>793564
He invented blowjobs


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.793566 del
>>793564
No, he was in the Wehrmacht in WWII.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.793567 del
The heating element on my convection oven blew.
I'm going to have to sneak out tonight and put it in the bin.
Cheap shit.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.793568 del
>>793567
Why do you have to sneak?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.793569 del
>>793568
The bin is out on the street. A convection oven is not an appropriate thing to place in a household bin.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.793570 del
>>793569
I cut my old couch up with a saw and put it in the bin over a few weeks


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.793571 del
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No shortage of skanks on this yacht


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.793572 del
>>793551
I left as Aus got back in. Were leading by 50 something


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.793573 del
>>793547
Infringe his liberty til he submits to authority.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.793574 del
>>793557
Participant of the ndis sceme, company makes up their own terms.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.793575 del
>>793573
How can we live in a truly equal and just society if a NEET can finger his own bum but not another NEETs?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.793576 del
I have transferred the calamari rings to a saucepan and put them in the normal oven.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.793577 del
>>793576
Well recovered.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.793580 del
>>793575
From each neet according to his own finger, to each neet according to his bumhole.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.793581 del
>>793580
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours bumhole.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.793582 del
Holy shit, Tom Cruise died


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.793583 del
>>793582
he did not


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.793584 del
Tom Cruise fingered my bumhole once.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.793586 del
weber milk


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.793587 del
He is in Heaven with Goose now.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.793588 del
am eat ham


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.793589 del
>>793585
Funeral the same day he died. That is efficient.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.793590 del
His rant about psych medications is so fucking based


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.793591 del
>>793516
faggot


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.793592 del
>>793589
Gotta keep the fans happy.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.793593 del
>>793590
Was that when he jumped over the couch?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.793594 del
>>793591
That is a stuffed and rolled piece of veal, tied with string. Also bigger than a deck of playing cards.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.793595 del
>>793594
I thought it was a bundle of firewood.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.793597 del
>>793595
Some words have multiple meanings


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.793600 del
>>793596
braciole, farsumagru or involtini if you're a wog


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.793601 del
>>793597
Scotsman had a wee wee wee.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.793602 del
A Pippa a day keeps the psych ward away.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.793603 del
>>793600
Farsumagru sounds like an insult.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.793606 del
weber?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.793607 del
>>793606
He's behind you!


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.793609 del
>>793608
He didn't want to share it but he dressed up for you.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.793610 del
He's all shy now.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.793612 del
I think this is all an eleborate plot to get Weber to call him daddy.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.793613 del
he shit in washing machine


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.793614 del
Might do something


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.793615 del
NK raped a couch I left out for hard rubbish collection.


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.793617 del
>>793616
And they say romance is dead


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.793618 del
Have we ever shown Fargo? Season 3 would be a good start.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W_O_ZvS35VM [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.793619 del
>>793618
I'll put it down on the list


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.793620 del
>>793618
I saw one or two episodes of the first season with the hobbit guy in it but didn't go much on it.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.793621 del
Bit smashed
Sweating


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.793622 del
>>793569
That snooping neighbour will see.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.793623 del
>>793570
He should put the hearing element in the neighbours bin.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.793624 del
>>793620
Season 3 is good for VM Varga (The clip doesn't give much away)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zszFkF-i6ZE [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.793625 del
Gained another kg


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.793626 del
>>793623
It might catch fire


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.793627 del
>>793576
Not promising.
What sauce?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.793628 del
>>793580
Like a snake eating it's own bum.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.793629 del
>>793625
Do a big poo and you'll be even.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.793630 del
>>793589
When the mothership comes, there will be no second coming.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.793631 del
NO CUM TWICE!!!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.793632 del
>>793626
He can call the council


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.793634 del
>>793550
It's a two tier economy, either pay more or waste your time.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.793635 del
>>793631
Lol hehehe


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.793636 del
>>793630
Is there a higher influence of divinity than UMM PTY LTD?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.793637 del
When I used to live in units somebody wiped the whole row of bins out with their car on bin night once.
It was chaos the police had to block off the road for a bit till it got cleared up.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.793638 del
Weber 😊


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.793639 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.793640 del
might go for a little cruise


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.793642 del
I don't like that you use emojis.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.793643 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.793644 del
Just say NO to emojis.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.793645 del
Not the face ones please.
Unicode 8 is morllll


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.793646 del
>>793642
Hit him with this 👉


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.793647 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.793648 del
>>793572
in the tenis?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.793649 del
PAKI PAKI PAKI
OI OI OI


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.793650 del
I can hear a willy wagtail going off his nut in my yard
Going to investigate


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.793651 del
>>793650
might be a snake


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.793652 del
>>793651
It was the black cat
I used to like him visiting till I found where he shits in my yard


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.793653 del
When I find our where he lives I will shit in his yard


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.793654 del
>>793640
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.793655 del
>>793650
Be careful.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.793656 del
>>793652
He's got to poo somewhere.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.793657 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.793658 del
Imagine if Stanley was part Indian


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.793659 del
>>793658
We're going to need a bigger frypan


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.793660 del
>>793656
Why does he go right under the hot water system though?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.793661 del
Actually to be fair I have not seen the black cat do the poos he could be innocent.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.793662 del
Calling Motherbat 'Dirty Mother Hubbard' and making her fetch me things from the cupboard. She getting upset.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.793663 del
She is trying to watch some British bollocks called Cobra about cyber nuclear war retarded shit.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.793664 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.793665 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.793666 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.793667 del
The last couple of threads have had awful OPs.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.793668 del
>>793667
You need to get out of bed before midday then, son.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.793669 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.793670 del
>garlic bread came in a rectangular package
>contains 9 slices


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.793671 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.793672 del
might be time to


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.793673 del
>>793660
comfy poo zone


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.793674 del
>>793672
he ran out of data again


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.793675 del
rape


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.793676 del
>>793674
it has happened


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.793677 del
>>793662
Remember she brought you into this world, and sure as shit she can take you out again.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.793678 del
Tom Smothers died


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.793679 del
Tom Tanuki died at Tiffins hands


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.793680 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.793681 del
I wonder if Tom Cruise's career would have gone better if he called himself Wally Whizz


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.793682 del
>>793609
Alligaytor


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.793683 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.793684 del
>3 hours ago


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.793685 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.793686 del
Thinking about dog. He would be scared of the thunder.
Talked to his ashes for a bit.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.793687 del
RIP Doggo


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.793688 del
He's in doggy heaven licking his balls and sniffing arses and chasing rabbits.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.793689 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.793690 del
THUNDER DUNDER


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.793691 del
>>793688
Pippa?!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.793692 del
Cruisey pays the BOM to put thunder over the other mong herding companies to terrify the mongs.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.793693 del
>>793692
Based.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.793694 del
What does Weber think of Logitech?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.793695 del
>>793694
Their stuff is reasonable I guess. Depends what you're trying to do.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.793696 del
It feels like it might rain here too


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.793697 del
>>793688
He'd be eating buds like a faggot and smashing cloaca.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.793698 del
>>793697
Doin' the old cloaca smacka


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.793699 del
>>793650
They are an ominous omen. Be careful.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.793700 del
>>793652
A very ominous omen
.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.793701 del
Does that mean Helen went to doggy heaven?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.793702 del
>>793662
Chortled lol mmm


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.793703 del
Dog Heaven is Chicken Hell.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.793704 del
>>793667
We used to employ artists


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.793705 del
>>793669
Who stole the banana?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.793706 del
>>793670
>>793671
Well bantered. Worth attempting.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.793707 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.793708 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2JpmQKwyJM [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.793709 del
>>793692
haarp arrays to keep them in line.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.793710 del
>>793695
What are you trying to do?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.793711 del
>>793696
Take off your jeans.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.793712 del
>>793711
I'm not wearing any


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.793713 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.793714 del
>>793707
You're meant to spoiler porn


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.793715 del
>>793698
Beating yolks.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793716 del
>>793707
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793717 del
>>793707
Proud of ya bud


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793718 del
>>793708
One sleep to go!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793719 del
>>793701
She gets fucked to death over and over again. If only she wasn't such a pure soul, she wouldnt get sent back to heaven each time.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.793720 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.793721 del
>>793719
God hates chickens


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.793722 del
>>793707
Delicious. Thank you


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.793723 del
Wiped most of the whiteboards clean.
Sober me will appreciate that.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.793724 del
When I ran a chicken farm there was one fuckhuge rooster called Bruce that would run at you if your back was turned and then stop and pretend he wasn't when you turned round.
I used to shoot him with my nerf gun but he started it.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.793725 del
The Gov ain't gonna do shit about those two dead 'Australians' in Lebanon.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.793726 del
Weber why did you take sweetie to a boarding kennel instead of having her there with you and motherbat?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.793727 del
>>793726
Cause she'd pace about all night and we couldn't leave her in a strange house for hours at a time. Tried it last year.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.793728 del
>>793724
You never ran a chicken farm.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.793729 del
He watched that Wallace and grommet movie.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.793730 del
I'm going to blame one of you for something soon.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.793731 del
>>793730
I bet you're gonna blame possum


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.793732 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.793733 del
>>793732
The sauce to pasta ratio is wrong. I'm sorry I won't be having any.
I'm going to Sizzler instead.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.793734 del
>>793733
It was fine once I mixed it all in.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.793735 del
>>793732
they look lovely neet, are those the sort which have cheese inside them?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.793736 del
>>793707
looks good


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.793737 del
>>793735
The meatballs? No, they are just a mix of veal and pork.
The sauce was a Dolmio red wine and garlic and onion (or something).
The pasta was a Barilla spaghettini 5 minootie one.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.793738 del
>>793723
Well done.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.793739 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.793740 del
>>793734
Pick me up and take me to Sizzlers.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.793741 del
>>793740
They don't exist anymore here, NEET.
You'd just fill up on potato skins and not eat your main course anyway.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.793742 del
>>793740
You're too big a boy to get picked up now NEET.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.793743 del
>>793733
>Sizzler
Ah man, I loved going there when I was a kid, when they had the all you could eat salad bar. Greatly saddened to hear that they closed.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.793744 del
>>793742
I'm just...I have a heavy build, that's all.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.793745 del
>>793732
Papa Giuseppe! That's a good neetball


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.793746 del
I bet they have been laughing every time they look out their window and see my bins.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.793747 del
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Do neets want to see one or two episodes of Blue Eye Samurai tonight?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.793748 del
>>793746
They will put you on the local facebook group next.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.793749 del
>>793724
You have to beat the biggest cock.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.793750 del
>>793733
You demand too much


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.793751 del
>>793747
Show me that cartoon hapa smoo


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.793752 del
>>793749
Having a big cock coming at you from behind in the dark can be a suprise.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.793753 del
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>>793743
>all you could eat salad bar.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.793754 del
Motherbat liked her pasta. She put fresh parmesan cheese on hers.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.793755 del
>>793744
Lets just say we wouldn't like to try and burp you.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.793756 del
>>793754
Good, well done you may well win your good son award back yet.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.793757 del
I can see him finally building up the courage to put it out and a big downpour appears, then he needs to wait by the bin until it passes


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.793758 del
>>793752
Not to the well rehearsed


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.793759 del
>>793753
>a flamin' salad bar stone the bloody crows whats summer bay coming to we'll have a bong shop next


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.793760 del
>>793754
How much garlic was there?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.793761 del
I bet Motherbat likes enough garlic to kill a vampire.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.793762 del
>>793760
It wasn't a detectable or overbearing amount in the sauce. The garlic bread obviously had some.

>>793761
Not as such, she cleans her teef religiously and worries about bad breathe etc.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.793763 del
>>793761
>>793762
Did she comment about the garlic?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.793764 del
>>793763
No. After she has her magnum ice cream and her coffee she will go and clean her teeth.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.793765 del
>>793757
The sky gods fuck with NEETs for their amusement


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.793766 del
>>793737
>The sauce was a Dolmio
Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.793767 del
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NUROS RIGHTFUL SAND


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.793768 del
>>793767
You're banned.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.793769 del
>>793766
They look like a wog fucked a muppet.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.793770 del
>>793767
A nuro a day keeps the boat people away


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.793771 del
>>793767
Based.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.793772 del
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Blue Eye Samurai will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.793773 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.793775 del
Golden Brown is about a perfectly cooked garlic bread. Not heroin or women as oft conjectured.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.793776 del
>>793770
>>793771
Double Based. How we doin lads. Did a big clean up today. Two full van loads to the dump. Feels good man.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.793777 del
The mallard reaction.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.793778 del
>>793776
>Two full van loads to the dump.
They were terrible records.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.793779 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.793780 del
>>793764
Have you cleared her a place at the table yet?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.793781 del
>>793780
yeah just put the stuff in her 1 foot square on top of the stuff next to her


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793782 del
>>793781
That fulfills the terms of the request.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793783 del
>>793732
Simply superb
Bloody brilliant
Absolutely amazing


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793784 del
>>793778
Poooooorly Ban Tarred


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793785 del
>>793782
I'll sort it out properly tomorrow. For sure.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793786 del
>>793778
He should have sold them on Discogs.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.793787 del
Why wasn't Nuro asked to skipper a boat for the Sydney to Hobart? A most grievous oversight.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.793788 del
>>793787
He was asked he was just too busy setting up 8chan for hotwheels at the time


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.793789 del
>>793783
Fantastic faggots
Lovely linguine


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.793790 del
>>793775
It is a very good song either way.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.793791 del
>>793787
The silver fox undoubtably has dangerous covert operations he has to undertake for alex jones or elon musk, he has no time for yacht racing at an event he's already won multiple times before.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.793792 del
>>793791
Who needs a yacht when you can whizz on water anyway?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.793793 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rwH5ACiN6fY [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.793794 del
>>793793
Do they have Gandalf on bass?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.793795 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.793796 del
>>793794
Yes. I think Billy Strings is dressed as Frodo or Bilbo.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.793797 del
>>793796
Ah, of course, that's kind of cool.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.793798 del
Oh god they fuck the guitar solo really badly


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.793799 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pByzOXvxhIE [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.793800 del
>>793798
Billy just does his own thing. It's relatively rare for him to fuck about with electric guitars.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.793801 del
>>793800
Fair enough it just set my autism off I'd enjoyed it up till then.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.793802 del
>>793767
I get it, the smell of dogshit in the air reminds you of home. Based...


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.793803 del
>>793801
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B6IB5oE6YA0 [Embed]
here's a bluegrass standard where he starts off having forgotten to tune his guitar down and does it on the fly


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.793804 del
>>793787
I was busy doing fucking nothing. I told those boaties to fuck off.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.793805 del
lights flickering
big thunder dunder


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.793806 del
>>793803
GREY FOX


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.793807 del
>>793803
That is quite impressive


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.793808 del
Exchanged words with an e-scooter retard who had the temerity to ding his bell at me twice on a long uphill. The first time I immediately went full power to the top but on the way down he dinged again because I go slow and safe past the hazards. I didnt even turn round but he passes when the path opened up and keeps mouthing off so I put him behind me again and he is still trying to have a go when I stop at the shops. He asked me for feedback on his ride so I give him some well deserved scorn and he scoots off in tears. These kids on their toys dont realize the bike path is a arena where heroes like me will battle all comers for the sake of glory and e-scoonies are at the bottom of the food chain.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.793809 del
>>793808
Way too coherent


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.793810 del
>>793803
this music makes me want to get drunk in a barn


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.793811 del
>>793810
Bluegrass is almost always happy music. The upbeat stuff makes me feel like Forrest Gump being chased by rednecks in a pickup truck.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.793812 del
>>793808
>These kids on their toys dont realize the bike path is a arena where heroes like me
Based.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.793813 del
>>793811
Kek, yes that is the exact vibe.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.793814 del
>>793808
never happened


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.793815 del
>>793811
it makes me want to squeal like a pig


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.793816 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.793817 del
>>793815
I'll canoe you boy


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.793818 del
Got breathoed by the drug bus. Had just washed my mouth out with listerine too. Was absolutely shitting myself. Adrenaline pulsing through my veins


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.793820 del
>>793818
Did they bust you for adrenaline?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.793821 del
Found a lost mong in the bad home area, eventually got through to JUST.ltd

As usual the JUST manager at JUST.ltd had no idea their mong was loose, panicked, thought we had abducted the mong, eventually had to conceed that as we already had their mong we might as well return the mong to JUST.ltd by taxi.

The mong was totally fine and apparently got to the bad home area in exactly the same way we sent them back. God protects mongs and lost horses.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.793822 del
If I was a redneck in a pickup truck I would chase Forrest.
It seems natural.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.793823 del
>>793818
All clear?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.793824 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FPpZ3GqAUI4 [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.793825 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.793826 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.793827 del
I love ego caramel magnums


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.793828 del
>>793825
Fuck you and your webp


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.793829 del
>>793828
Language!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.793830 del
i drink the piss of fentanyl addicts


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.793831 del
>>793827
Motherbat only got plain ones.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.793832 del
>>793827
I'm more of a frozen snickers man myself, but I dig the caramel part.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.793833 del
>>793821
Do you get a reward for returning lost mongs?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793834 del
You better not go live, BOY!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793835 del
>>793808
> the bike path is a arena where heroes like me will battle
Kino


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793836 del
live, boy


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793837 del
>>793819
Good feed.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793838 del
>>793825
Aka NCAT matter one.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793839 del
>>793835
Two men enter the bikepath, only one can leave


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793840 del
>>793819
I'll take the wings. You have the sloppa.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793841 del
Nigger cat.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793842 del
>>793839
ThunderEEB


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.793843 del
>>793840
They serve sloppa on the choppah


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.793844 del
>>793821
Wild herder life


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.793845 del
Get in here neets, Blue Eye Samurai is on: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793846 del
>>793831
She needs to try new things.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793847 del
>>793828
Leave webp alone!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793848 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793849 del
>>793824
You've been thinking about happas all day haven't you. Her mother is probably very upset


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793850 del
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>>793845
I am ready.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.793851 del
>>793850
You look good NEET.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.793852 del
>>793845
Powers Garn go our neck of the woods


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.793853 del
Hi


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.793854 del
It will happen in about four hours


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.793855 del
>>793854
That's a long wank


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.793856 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.793857 del
Has there ever been a road rape incident?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.793858 del
>>793856
Gook evening.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.793859 del
>>793856
Ugly gook whore


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.793860 del
>>793819
Very nice feed.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.793861 del
>>793857
There is a lot of holes in some roads


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.793862 del
Stupid fucking bitch needs her face grated off


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.793863 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.793865 del
>>793833
Typical 4 way phone call
>oh my god sir your location please where is DURR currently one minute *indistinct yelling* sir ok. Ok sir please uh.... your good name sir... one minute *indistinct clattering*
Returning lost mongs is part and parcel


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.793866 del
>>793865
You should work at dispatch for UMM PTY LTD.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.793867 del
Weber's mangina


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.793868 del
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Webby needs Jim's Snaek Removal


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.793869 del
>>793823
Yes, thank God I only had 11 standoes last night.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.793870 del
>>793866
>Mongs sighted in sector 4 making a break to the west, release the hounds


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.793872 del
Let slip the mongs of war.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.793873 del
Hardest poo


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.793874 del
>>793873
Wanked?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.793875 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.793876 del
>>793869
2024 is looking up


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.793877 del
he who farts last farts loudest


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.793879 del
Might start calling him Big W


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.793880 del
>>793844
In the bad home area anyone who has their shit together has to do some wrangling. Poor JUST.ltd has no idea what's going on or who anyone is.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.793881 del
>>793869
practically on the wagon


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.793882 del
>>793866
Then I'd get caught in the red tape as well.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.793883 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.793884 del
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She got the chopstick


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.793885 del
I took the convection oven out to the bin. I concealed it in a black plastic garbage bag.
It is going to make a big noise when the bin is emptied. Feeling nervous.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.793886 del
>>793885
She'll be right.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.793887 del
Went to bunniggers
Felt anxious talking asking for directions
Felt adrenaline in the case I was stopped by booze bus niggers again even though I'm 00
A schitz day overall, better luck tomorrow


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.793888 del
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I lol'd at this meme image and thought of Cruisey.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.793889 del
>>793887
What did you buy at Bunnings?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.793890 del
>>793887
Fucks sake. Man up. God you sound pathetic. I drive everywhere drunk as fuck over Christmas too.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.793891 del
>>793889
Butane canisters for the hovel stove


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.793892 del
Weeber

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zT1yLl7IWaY [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.793893 del
>>793885
Good work, it's gone now so you can relax.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.793894 del
>>793891
And here you are banning people. You really are a pathetic person.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.793895 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.793896 del
We need less hovel dwellers I'm getting confused


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.793897 del
>>793891
I need to get another pack, those stoves are good to have around in case of power outages.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.793898 del
>>793890
>I drive everywhere drunk as fuck over Christmas too.
You'll be steaming when caught.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.793899 del
Has Monk Been in n a brick shedhouse the entire time ?? What the fuck ? NEETs I have not been here for a while .Can someone give me a quick run down


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.793900 del
>>793899
Monk beat up iga and stole his hovel


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.793901 del
>>793874
Wanked and tanked


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.793902 del
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She's meeting her dad


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.793903 del
>>793896
Eat shit?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.793904 del
>>793902
It better be anal


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.793905 del
Tab closed.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.793906 del
>>793903
I try not to.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.793907 del
might go to bed


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.793908 del
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>that time you asked Weber what his favourite Ye song was


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.793909 del
>>793900
alpha move by monk


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.793910 del
Made cheeseburgers, melted the cheese this time. Made special sauce.

With 10 burger patties on special the plan is to make two cheesburgers two kofte, two bouritoes.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.793912 del
>>793909
He banned him from his own hovel


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.793913 del
>>793910
Take me to Sizzlers please.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.793914 del
>>793913
NO SIZZLERS!!1


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.793915 del
>>793914
Can we go to Pizza Hut then?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.793916 del
Blue Eye Samurai will continue tomorrow night on womboflix. I plan on continuing to stream it through to the end.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.793917 del
>>793916
How many episodes?
You liked it that much?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.793918 del
>>793916
er, 2 episodes per night, not all the rest in in 1 night


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.793919 del
>>793917
There's 8 episodes, we've seen the first 3


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.793920 del
>>793916
It feels more like high fantasy than anime


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.793921 del
Half of them could be elves easily


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.793922 del
>>793920
it feels like a samurai revenge flick, like kill bill medieval


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.793923 del
>>793915
No. We will get you a Quiznos sub


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.793924 del
>>793922
That is actually very fitting


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.793925 del
>>793913
I do not know that place


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.793926 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.793927 del
>>793925
It was like a real restraunt but also fast food and they had an all you can eat salad bar and various all you can eat specials and the food was pretty good generally.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.793928 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.793929 del
>>793926
Should have eaten your ducking pasta cubt


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.793930 del
>>793913
One time I dropped a steak on the ground in this murky grey puddle and I put the steak back on the grill for a minute then served it to a customer.
If they ordered a well done I would cook it to medium well then the put it in the microwave to get it the rest of the way.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.793931 del
>>793930
What was in the murky grey puddle?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.793932 del
>>793930
That's disgusting, you should have wrapped it in two layers of paper towel before microwaving.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.793933 del
>>793931
Moisture, the floor only got mopped at the end of the night so it could be any mixture of liquid.
Those little slider burgers they had for a while were all cooked in the microwave.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.793934 del
>>793930
Disgraceful, you dishonour the profesion


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.793935 del
>>793934
I used to throw dead flies in the cooking vats at kfc


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.793936 del
>>793930
NK you boong.

>>793935
10K you boong.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.793937 del
Always remember that any kitchen out there could have a NEET in it.
And most food factories too.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.793938 del
Basically don't eat fast food in WA.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.793939 del
>>793930
>>793933
>>793935
All those extra flavours for free.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.793940 del
>>793937
Imagine all the different bodily fluids on the kitchen floor at the commune.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.793941 del
>>793885
They are already certain of what it is.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793942 del
>>793888
Your a brick


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793943 del
Bin truck didn’t come :(


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793944 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793945 del
>>793908
Touch the sky


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.793946 del
>>793935
now you know why the 11 secret ingredients are kept secret


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.793947 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.793948 del
Garn put the bin out


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.793949 del
>>793910
>Made cheeseburgers
No you didn't
>>793910
>melted the cheese this time
No you didn't
>>793910
>Made special sauce
No you didn't


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.793950 del
>>793949
Three times you shall deny him before the cock crows.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.793951 del
>>793949
Neets of little faith


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.793952 del
>>793951
I believe in Gnomes.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.793953 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_q5i75mAkRk [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.793954 del
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I'd love a great big cheeseburger, just once, before I die.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.793955 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OyKj4gJ_Sl0 [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.793956 del
>>793952
Www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A&pp=ygUVcnVuZXNjYXBlIGdub21lIHRoZW1l


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.793957 del
>>793940
NEET soup


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.793958 del
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I believe in cheeseburgers


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.793959 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.793960 del
>I'm here to kick arse and eat cheeseburgers and I don't see anyone cooking cheeseburgers


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.793961 del
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>>793954
The one on the left.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.793962 del
>>793961
It would be a good way to die.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.793963 del
I ate a whole block of cheese 🧀.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.793964 del
>>793963
1kg block?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.793965 del
Imagine the clogger.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.793966 del
>>793964
No it was a smaller one.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.793967 del
>>793966
I don't know if you can claim a whole block then.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.793968 del
It could be like a really tiny block


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.793969 del
>>793963
Easy to do if it's a nice cheese.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.793970 del
Cheesey ate a whole block of cheese.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.793971 del
Going to have a shower then see if any of the veg in the fridge is still salvageable.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.793972 del
Gookneet ate a whole block of gook.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.793973 del
Windows rattling.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.793974 del
Lettuce in.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.793975 del
>>793974
Knock knock


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.793976 del
Fresh tendies straight off the line


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.793977 del
>>793976
Beautiful.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.793978 del
>>793976
Four please.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.793979 del
>>793976
Untouched by human hands


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.793980 del
there's something moving in my roof, probably a possum stirring up asbestos


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.793981 del
>>793980
There's something on mine too.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.793982 del
Attack of the roof aliens


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.793983 del
Had shower. Veg can fuck off.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.793984 del
>>793976
Those are nugs, you don't fool me


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.793985 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.793986 del
Spent 100$ on groceries this week. No idea how. Budget in disarray


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.793987 del
>>793976
Fit for a king


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.793988 del
>>793986
Were any of these groceries choof?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.793989 del
>>793985
Fennel especially


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.793990 del
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I got the purple the colour I wanted finally but I had to do too many coats.
Might try a grey undercoat on the next one.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.793991 del
>>793976
>factory seconds, may contain employee fingertips


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.793992 del
>>793985
Opening the veg crisper and seeing all that rotten produce will only fuel the woe.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.793993 del
40 minutes until the bottleo shuts.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.793994 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ol4MaEPayv0 [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.793995 del
>>793990
It looks good NEET.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.793996 del
>>793990
>had to do too many coats
How come?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.793997 del
>>793996
The colour wasn't coming out rich enough it looked murky.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.793998 del
>>793997
Is the paint suitable for plastic?
Wrong shade perhaps?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.793999 del
>>793998
I probably shouldn't be doing purple over a black undercoat but it's what I've always done.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.794000 del
>>793990
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IDrH83TgywQ [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.794001 del
>>793990
Looks cool


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.794002 del
>>793999
What takes away a lot is the black platform. Too little contrast. A light surface would be better.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.794003 del
>>794002
Yeah I'm going to have a try of grey next hopefully save some time.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.794004 del
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The day shift mongs did this the other week and didn't report it


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.794005 del
>>794004
Fuck worksafe would love that.
By rights you should seal that rack off.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.794006 del
>>794005
Most of the racking is fucked anyway, it's double reach and they pop half the bars out because they're retards and there's nobody really running the place.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.794007 del
>>794006
Can't see any bolts on the back one either


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.794008 del
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Veg crisper has been opened


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.794009 del
>>794001
There's nothing cool about being a manchild.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.794010 del
>>794007
The very back ones have bolts just not the middle.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.794011 del
Warehouse racking is weirdly expensive


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.794012 del
>>794009
You really should work on your jealousy issues.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.794013 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.794014 del
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30...


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.794015 del
No one wants to voice chat with me 😩


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.794016 del
Saved the cucumber. Half to a basic salad and the other for cold soup I'll eat tomorrow as the temps forecast close to 40C!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.794017 del
>>794015
Where's teh link?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.794018 del
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappe


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.794019 del
drunk as a skunk right now neets.
head is fucking spinning
shouldn't have had this many haha


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.794020 del
my sheets are all out on the line
no sheets for my bed
fuck
going to need to sleep on the floor
fuck me dead
neetlyfe
still better than toiletman gets i guess


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.794021 del
>>794020
strip sheets, sleep on mattress


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.794022 del
my mattress isn't bare but i've just got a rug on it
no sheets and i just checked the ones ont he line and they are all wet
woe


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.794023 del
>>794021
>>794021
contemplating
I've got some wet sheets in
hopefully they dry completely on the bed


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.794024 del
“Your credit score is unimportant, similar to the number of dates you are supposed to go on before dropping the n-word.”


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.794025 del
south asian war pornography


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.794026 del
Bad home block party. Counting down the seconds until shit goes sideways and police raid the block again


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.794027 del
>>794023
Just use a regular sheet instead of a fitted one. Or use a doona cover as a sheet


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.794028 del
>Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation
>https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op
>“Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death. The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure. Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table. Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.”


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.794029 del
>>793999
you want grey primer


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.794030 del
Might go to Sizzler for lunch.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.794031 del
>>794030
you'll need a time machine


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.794032 del
>>794031
The secret one that other NEET doesn't know about.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.794033 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.794034 del
>>794033
morning neet


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.794035 del
no good mordings for anyone today


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.794036 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.794037 del
>>794035
Sulking?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.794038 del
Does a NEET have a link to a reliable website that lets you rent a mobile number to use to sign up to websites that demand verification?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.794039 del
>>794037
Yes
Sad and angry
Angry and sad


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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.794041 del
>>794039
If you're looking forward to the tennis, it starts 1 PM.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.794042 del
>>794038
It won't exist or all the Australian numbers are already used for verification. Something for free might exist in burgerland.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.794043 del
>>794039
What has happened?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.794044 del
>>794042
NEET you are speculating and speaking about something you do not have a good understanding of.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.794045 del
>>794044
We eagerly await actual facts


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.794046 del
>>794032
The special today is microwaved t-bone steak or grilled basa fish from the sewers of vietnam


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.794047 del
>>794044
I am not doing your research for you.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.794049 del
>>794046
I'll have the basa please.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.794050 del
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>>794040
>>794033
>>794034
>>794035
>>794036
Good morning NEETs.

Bakehouse is closed till after new years. Tempura Prawn Sushi and ice break for breakfast. Aircon set to 18. Winning on every front.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.794051 del
>>794046
>microwaved t-bone steak
I'll have this please, extra sauce.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.794052 del
>>794050
Based.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.794053 del
>>794050
You wipe from back to front.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.794054 del
is there a dating board for fat chan autists


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.794055 del
>>794050
Good start to the day.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.794056 del
>>794049
A lot of people ordered the basa.
A lot of them didn't know.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.794057 del
>>794054
There's probably a lot of autistic people at spotlight and red dot stores.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.794058 del
>>794057
I took Motherbat to Spotlight yesterday. Got her a leather punch, measuring jug, and some pillow cases.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.794059 del
>>794054
/agatha2/ but nobody gets any dates there.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.794060 del
>>794058
Is she going to make a leather pillow case with a secret booze compartment?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.794061 del
Good evening, fellas.
I see not much complaints for bad sleep today.

>>794050
I can read that on the mug, relatively quick. All the time spent on imageboards suddenly worth it.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.794062 del
>>794061
Good morning NEETs.

>I see not much complaints for bad sleep today.
Our gooners are still asleep.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.794063 del
>>794060
She needs to keep taking belts in because of the weight loss.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.794064 del
>>794062
On unsheeted matresses apparently.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.794065 del
>>794059
Why not?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.794066 del
>>794063
That is much less fun.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.794067 del
And now he's doing his retard shit there.
What a suprise.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.794068 del
>>794067
>retard shit there.
Fry pan special?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.794069 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.794070 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.794071 del
None of the penis enlargement pictures online make it look like a good idea.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.794072 del
>>794069
Me trying to put the lights back up.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.794073 del
>>794039
He should stop reminding us that sizzlers is no longer a thing


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.794074 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.794075 del
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might have a second white monster, because fuck my life


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.794076 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.794077 del
>>794044
NEETs wouldn't make stuff up


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.794078 del
>>794074
Gets a little more disturbing.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.794079 del
>>794050
Are those dodgy russian metal mugs ok? They're not full of lead or cadmium are they?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.794080 del
>>794079
>They're not full of lead or cadmium are they?
He has the Alex Jones pills to cancel all that stuff out.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.794081 del
Have placed a bracket where the timber fence rail had come away from the post and fixed a few loose palings on the fence, the neighbours have been away so I have been able to get out in the yard and do a few things.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.794082 del
UV warning today. I advise neets to stay inside, bathed in the comforting glow of their LCD monitor instead of the nasty sun.
>>794050
hey nuro, what percentage of people in queensland use sunscreen every day?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.794083 del
>>794082
Thanks NEET.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.794084 del
>>794080
the quick silver fox, always one step ahead


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.794085 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.794086 del
>>794084
I heard he jumped over the lazy dog once.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.794087 del
>>794075
You deserve it neet.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.794088 del
>>794079
Twice iodised copper and cadmium. It makes your shit magnetic.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.794089 del
>>794081
Well done, I have to replace a loose section of fence I have held up with star pickets.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.794090 del
>>794088
That could get messy if he encounters someone who drinks from a cup with the opposite polarity.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.794091 del
>>794090
Nuro doesn't drink orally.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.794092 del
>>794091
Arse2arse


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.794093 del
Back on the dungeon synth and coding


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.794094 del
>>794050
Those prawns will soon be back to where they were caught, a sewer.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.794095 del
>>794064
Unsheeted mattress are fine. They are cooler to sleep on.

>>794079
I got that mug from a Brisbane nightclub who the fuck knows. Seems ok to me

>>794082
I don’t know about every day but all the beach goers do. I don’t I hate the stuff when riding the sweat gets it in my eyes and makes my grips slippery. Fuck the zinc Jew.

>>794080
I am actually running low on brain force. I only buy when it’s on sale and the shipping is fucking expensive thanks USPS

>>794094
?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.794096 del
>tfw no brain force


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.794097 del
Another online order cancelled for risk assessment reasons and my money refunded.
This has been happening all the time since I moved to this bad home suburb.
I think the whole place is flagged as dodgy.
Very frustrating.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.794098 del
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I'm worried about nuro's skin and premature photoaging.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.794099 del


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.794100 del
>>794067
What are you crying about now?


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.794101 del
Daaawww babby wants some attention


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.794102 del
If only he was as interesting as nuro people would actually talk to him.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.794103 del
>>794098
I got fucking cooked on the Gold Coast trip :/


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.794104 del
>>794102
Accurate


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.794105 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.794106 del
>>794102
I wish I was half as handsome.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.794107 del
>>794106
I wish I was as highly respected in the synthwave community.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.794108 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.794109 del
>>794028
Isn't that really old news?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.794110 del
>>794109
it's timeless


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.794111 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.794112 del
>Unsheeted mattress are fine.
This is almost as disgusting as the pan incident. I am shocked.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.794113 del
>>794067
That is every day now. Monk doesn't give a shit and just lets it run wild. I'm not sure if the IRC brownnosing he was talking about doing is related. Monk is fully in the cuckshed now though.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.794114 del
Two hours to go.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.794115 del
>>794114
Until?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.794116 del
>>794115
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2JpmQKwyJM [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.794117 del
>>794114
Till you poo?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.794118 del
Downloaded a 70 gb Skyrim mod pack overnight. Might have another pass at Maiq Tyson.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.794119 del
>>794118
That's a lot of mods were some of them world add ons?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.794120 del
>>794118
Do you get to the cloud district often?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.794121 del
>>794119
No although there are some quest mods. Even world add ons and stuff don't tend to add all that much as they use the same textures again and again. It is the retextures that make it balloon.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.794122 del
>>794120
Oh what am I talking about of course you don't.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.794123 del
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(2.32 MB 4032x3024 IMG-2043.jpg)


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.794124 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794125 del
>>794123
Get out


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794126 del
Took Motherbat on a drive to Semaphore. Had a walk and got some coffee. Drove back home via Subway.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794127 del
>>794113
BIG MAD


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794128 del
I was recently reminded of the cloud district guy because I recognised his voice actor playing Hisoka in Hunter x Hunter.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794129 del
>>794114
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iaSkiEwJsWw [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794130 del
>>794121
I was shocked when I saw vanilla Skyrim on another computer after modding it to fuck to make it look pretty.
Well worth it though.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794131 del
woe'd this morning neets. Need to get some study done to take my mind off things


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794132 del
>>794123
>>794124
>>794126
Wonderful morning out.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794133 del
>>794126
Sounds like a nice outing.
Do you two have plans for new years eve?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794134 del
>>794123
Big gun


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794135 del
>>794128
>Hisoka in Hunter x Hunter.
I liked how that character was depicted.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794136 del
>>794131
What has woed you NEET? Girl troubles?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794137 del
>>794131
Good luck NEET.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794138 del
>>794133
No. We'll just have a quiet one at home.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794139 del
>>794126
I hope you didn't run over any of the staff.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.794140 del
>>794135
He is fantastic. Shocking and outrageous but a breath of fresh air in a creative sense.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.794141 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.794142 del
>>794123
Weber shot me with one of them once.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.794143 del
>>794130
Look into wabbajack. It is a tool for automatically downloading and installing modlists. It is all click and play. Very nice.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.794144 del
>>794118
That's almost two(2) months worth of data.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.794145 del
>>794131
What are you studying?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.794146 del
Is Nuro /ausneets/' Hisoka?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.794147 del
>>794127
I'm sorry to hear you're so mad, Keegan.
Maybe go for a walk outside. You have lots of free time now that bosslady has shut the shop down.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.794148 del
>>794146
What the fuck is a hisoka?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.794149 del
>>794143
I haven't played it for a few years but I did have a mod organiser that worked well, could have been wabbajack.
I remember it made life a lot easier.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794150 del
Where did Davo go?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794151 del
making lunch, you neets want any?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794152 del
>>794095
>?
Vietnamese shit-river prawns


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794153 del
>>794151
Too early.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794154 del
>>794123
>>794124
Thanks for the pics.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794155 del
I had nexus for mods but had to use something else for the "romance" mods.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794156 del
>>794140
The English voice actor from the 1999 version sung of a song for a fan in English but my bookmark of it was deleted.

It seems that he has done more:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2IveTSbvVYk [Embed]

>>794146
He has no Bungee Gum.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794157 del
Imagining Weber gunning the corvette straight through Subway while Motherbat opens fire out the window.
It would be like a remake of that Blues Brothers scene.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.794158 del
>>794151
I'll have second lunch please.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.794159 del
>>794155
sexlab
now that was an absolute cunt to get working properly


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.794160 del
>>794157
I would adore the scene.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.794161 del
>>794152
Eating pretty good for a homeless man.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.794162 del
>>794155
Loverslab? I've never understood all of that. If I'm horny I wank to porn. I've never bothered with those sex mods. Especially the ones that aren't just nudity but have the goofy sex animations.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.794163 del
>>794151
I could go a roast beef sandwich with a little mustard thanks.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.794164 del
>>794150
He left us.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.794165 del
>>794162
It just makes the game funnier when the chickens start raping people.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.794166 del
>>794165
RIP Helen.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.794167 del
>>794165
Very romantic.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.794168 del
Drank too much
Brain is cooked


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.794169 del
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>>794166
She's back and she's angry.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.794170 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.794171 del
>>794146
Nazeem is quite similar to Keegan really. Nazeem doesn't have a house at all, he has the farm he visits but no where for him to live there so he sleeps in the Drunken Huntsman inn. A haughty homeless man. Very nuro-esque.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.794172 del
There was a mod that turned Skyrim into a zombie apocalypse that would spread across the map.
You had to defend towns you wanted to still shop at or they'd get zombie wiped.
Cannot remember what it was called though.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.794173 del
>>794170
Yep, in the short term though I am suffering.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.794174 del
>>794162
I found game sex and the associated process of getting it very arousing.
I remember playing Dragon Age a long time ago and being way more horny for it than any porn.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.794175 del
I fucked that twink zefron.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.794176 del
Monk?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.794177 del
I got fucked by that bear weber.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.794178 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.794179 del
>>794178
Nah, monk was fucked by Bill.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.794180 del
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What is the favourite neet movie of all time?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.794181 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.794182 del
>>794180
Tropic Thunder.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.794183 del
I can feel a poo coming on.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.794184 del
>>794180
Lord of War.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.794185 del
>>794180
Bedknobs and Broomsticks


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.794186 del
>>794185
We played that last night.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.794187 del
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>>794180
Aliens, although I've seen it so many times I no longer get much out of it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.794188 del
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I still hope to watch a NEET Musical involving an Epic Wheelie one day.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.794189 del
neets, when you actually leave the hovel to take a break, where do you go? I can only think of the food court at the shopping centre, and the local library, which is full of smelly homeless neets nowadays.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.794190 del
>>794189
I've got bush and the river near me that is good for a break from life.
The shops and library in my area are also full of smelly neets though.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.794191 del
>>794177
did he at least give you a reach around?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.794192 del
They need to solve this housing crisis before these new smelly neets give real smelly NEETs a bad name.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.794193 del
>>794192
>solve this housing crisis
Pro-tip: they're not going to, they don't want to


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.794194 del
I bought some cologne from chemist warehouse. I had to get a staff member to open the cabinet then they walked it over and put it behind the checkout counter and the woman there kept it out of reach until the computer said my card payment had gone through.

That is what shopping is like in the ghetto. It will be bulletproof floor to ceiling glass next.
You will have to walk around stores handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.794195 del
>>794194
My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.794196 del
>>794194
>handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard
So long as I get a sexy bearded bear sikh guard. No homo.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.794197 del
>>794196
Nope sorry you get a grubby pajeet with an unwashed arse.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.794198 del
>>794194
Lizbef CW?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.794199 del
>>794183
Poo deployed. It was almost black.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.794200 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.794201 del
>>794200
Munno Para CW?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.794202 del
>>794199
Your arse is racist.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.794203 del
>>794182
a man of culture, I see


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.794204 del
>>794177
> >>794194
> My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
> When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.
>
>
> NEET [Australia] 4 minutes ago [Preview] No.794196 [X] del >>794197
> >>794194
> >handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard
> So long as I get a sexy bearded bear sikh guard. No homo.
>
>
> NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794197 [X] del
> >>794196
> Nope sorry you get a grubby pajeet with an unwashed arse.
>
>
> NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794198 [X] del >>794200
> >>794194
> Lizbef CW?
>
>
> NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794199 [X] del >>794202
> >>794183
> Poo deployed. It was almost black.
>
>
> NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794200 [X] del >>794201
> >>794198
> No.
>
>
> NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794201 [X] del
> >>794200
> Munno Para CW?
>
>
> NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794202 [X] del
> >>794199
> Your arse is racist.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.794205 del
>>794202
A mechanic I used to work with liked to use the phrase 'blacker than a black fella's arsehole'. I have no idea how black a black arsehole is, but I expect them to be black hole level black.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.794206 del
>>794205
My dad would say blacker than sammy davis jr in a coalmine.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.794207 del
Blacker than the chambers of a dead nuns heart


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.794208 del
>>794204
Oh-kay?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.794209 del
>>794205
My dad used to say "blacker than a nigger's arse".


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.794210 del
>>794205
Motherbat just says "It's like the black hole of Calcutta"


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.794211 del
Pajeet Jimmy Brings delivered while Motherbat was getting changed. She did not notice. Mission accomplished.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.794212 del
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BRUNCHED


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.794213 del
>>794212
You wipe from back to front.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.794214 del
>>794207
Hotter than a nun's ginger.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.794215 del
>>794212
>547.78 KB
Boss lady cut off his internet hahah. Based Michelle.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.794216 del
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>>794204
Glixnort zzzblipx? Zwoomph gleeblix snorp zyrr florgle blip, plith zingzang xyrr woopz. Flibbering greebs quorx zaptazorp zorptation, plingx vibraflux resonozz zazkroblat. Contriblix zzoogles, kwap blibber firplix zentagal.
>Azxx gleeblix-harmonyx zwoopz
>Centhix, zaptzaptz flynergy
>Zubbadubba puzztanding pingblorp
Splaxxon.


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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.794218 del
Studies indicate that black peoples arses are indeed quite black.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.794219 del
>>794218
They still bleed red when I shove a bayonet up em


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.794220 del
>>794217
PEPE WAR


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.794221 del
>>794169
Her body is now ready.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.794222 del
I regret drinking so much.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.794223 del
>>794219
We don't want to know about your sexual proclivities.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.794224 del
helen rape


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.794225 del
>>794188
Trust the plan.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.794226 del
Another poo.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.794227 del
>>794221
She must be a bit pungent by now.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.794228 del
>>794226
Harry Potter and the Pepper Pie Poo Poo Party


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.794229 del
>>794225
Two weeks.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.794230 del
>>794211
Motherbat's visit is a good opportunity to quit drinking and get the diet on track too.
By the time she leaves you would be feeling great and ready to continue. 2024 Weber glow up arc.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.794231 del
Someone dumped four bags of rubbish on the median next to my house. Now I see someone has moved them onto the road. They are in a line blocking half the road.
Bad home area.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.794232 del
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Do not mix with winebibbers, or gluttonous eaters of meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.794233 del
Possum called me a gluttonous winenigger once


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.794234 del
>>794233
Was he right?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.794235 del
>>794233

he was being generous


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.794236 del
>>794234
little bit


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.794237 del
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wish I could nap during the day


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.794238 del
>>794237
I only can if I smoke a lot of choof.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.794239 del
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I'm starting to think deliveries to NEETs may have been cursed recently.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.794240 del
>>794239
That sucks. What aren't you receiving?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.794241 del
>>794239
Forevor?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.794242 del
>>794240
Some 3d printed bits for the miniatures.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.794243 del
>>794242
If the code is open source, you could get a local printer to make them.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.794244 del
I am hoping it will turn up twice now though that sometimes happens.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.794245 del
>>794243
I would like to get one myself one day they are getting better and better.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.794246 del
>>794245
I might do likewise when I get some more bench space for the spare bedroom. Then I can do guns and electronics and car models and whatever side by side.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.794247 del
>>794246
My fantasy house would have a workroom like that.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.794248 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.794249 del
>>794230
Yes. I have already declined more choggies and chippies and stuff, and the 6 inch subway today was the first fast food since last Friday. The alcohol will be the hardest, although I think I will compromise and stop buying wine and premix and just start working on those 18 or 19 bottles of scotch a little bit each night.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.794250 del
>>794249
The malts will be nicer and better for you than the premix.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.794251 del
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>>794239
>regards


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.794252 del
>>794112
It's hard to find fitted sheets for an inflatable.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.794254 del
>>794124
>>794123
Thank you. It's a nice day for it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.794255 del
>>794143
Oh. I saw that but didn't understand. I thought it was so you could put them in the right order.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.794256 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.794257 del
>>794248
Finally!


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.794258 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.794259 del
>>794162
I used to get horny when moving their limp rag doll bodies around.
Decided to not investigate that any further.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.794260 del
I did use those mods to spank Lydia quite a few times
Whinge about carrying my burdens you fucking bitch


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.794261 del
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>>794187
Try watching it while high on magic mushies.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.794262 del
>>794261
at the neet compound, we will do this every friday night


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.794263 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.794264 del
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>>794180
Picrel is the only one I can think of that's about neets.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.794265 del
>>794264
Barfly is a flim about some NEETs


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.794266 del
>>794265
She plays tennis


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.794267 del
Ash Barfly


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.794268 del
might be nordy later


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.794269 del
today will be 7 days without a wank


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.794270 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.794271 del
>>794172
The zombie Red Dead Redemption was pretty kino.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.794272 del
>>794262
we will run out of things to steal from her house


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.794273 del
>>794268
You better not.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.794274 del
>>794270
Me far right.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.794275 del
>>794274
>far right


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.794276 del
>>794273
I can't help it. It's the build up of spunk and testosterone.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.794277 del
>>794157
The Subway drive-thrus must be the slowest of all goyslop chains I reckon.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.794278 del
>>794277
I've never seen one, let alone used one.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.794279 del
>>794150
Literally who?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.794280 del
>>794279
FluteNOOT, you blithering imbecile.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.794281 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.794282 del
>>794123
That thing looks bigger than 6 inches.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.794283 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.794284 del
>>794282
Had the camera on macro mode.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.794285 del
>>794282
A 6 inch cannon fires like a 45kg/100lbs projie (what we in the gun biz call a projectile)


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.794286 del
>>794282
As the actress said to the bishop.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.794287 del
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>>794161
The absolute state of the avocado. Supermarket sushi...


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.794288 del
>>794287
The prawn is trying to escape


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.794289 del
>>794282
6 inch diameter of the shell.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.794290 del
>>794288
Tbf I would also try and escape in it's position.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.794291 del
How could


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.794292 del
Wish I was how.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.794293 del
I am a bloody idiot I got over 40 tubs of paint and I completely forgot brown.
How did I forget brown?
How did they not include brown in the basic colours set?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.794294 del
>>794293
Racist.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.794295 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.794296 del
>>794240
Some men only top


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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.794298 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.794299 del
>>794297
Add /ausneets/ and reduce the size for a new banner.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.794300 del
>>794246
>Then I can do guns

KNOCK KNOCK


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.794301 del
>>794300
Not printing them, cleaning and reloading for the ones I am licensed for.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.794302 del
>>794300
Lettuce in.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.794303 del
>>794278
They exist.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.794304 del
>>794303
i believe you


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.794305 del
Cruisey yelled at me when I took to long to order at a drive-through Subway when he was driving


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.794306 del
Once


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.794307 del
>>794305
You deserved it for wasting the poor mans time ya dozy slag


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.794308 del
Herder called me, while on shift with another client (from a different company) and put her on after giving me the low down on how the bleep bloop app works or something. That was all a bit intense.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.794309 del
>>794308
Are you allowed to herd other peoples mongs?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.794310 del
>>794307
He yelled again when I dropped tomato and mayonnaise in my lap and on the car seat


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.794311 del
>>794309
They trade them like baseball cards


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.794312 del
>>794199
Was almost going to make this exact post this morning.
This weeks gooning hasn't been kind to my digestive system. Wagon poo best poo

>>794211
Why didn't you just stock up before she got there? Fark moi

>>794269
Inspiring


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.794313 del
On hot days Cruisey would deliberately burn my bare legs with the seatbelt buckle while strapping me in.


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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.794315 del
>>794311
Then throw them away like used condoms.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.794316 del
Weber, leave a light on for me
I'll be there before you close the door
To give you all the love that you need
Weber, leave a light on for me
'Cause when the world takes me away
You are still the air that I breathe


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.794317 del
>>794308
>low down on how the bleep bloop app works or something.
You need more Monk urgently.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.794318 del


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.794319 del
>>794317
nigga cant even into wordpress


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.794320 del
>>794319
nigga couldn't even the we work lift


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.794321 del
>>794320
>>794319
Bossmen don't need to know things that's what underlings are for.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.794322 del
>>794312
>Inspiring
I am fearful that the slightest thing will have me explode in a fountain of penis mayo in the week 8-14 January. A suggestive Olive would absolutely do it.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.794323 del
The less you know the better a boss you make.
Mahatma Gandhi


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.794324 del
>>794285
My 6 inch cannon has fired on a few prozzies.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.794325 del
>>794324
45kg ones?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.794326 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.794327 del
>>794321
The Bossman will still want to know why his website doesn't work 3 weeks later.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.794328 del
>>794326
*bites lip*


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.794329 del
>>794293
Do any two colours mix together to make brown?


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.794330 del
>>794329
I tried a bit and kept getting a poo-green colour.
I need a dark brown and a light tan.


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:28