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NEET General #779 - Need to lose weight Edition NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No. 793425

NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.793426 del
You forgot to do words

NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.793430 del
How does he do it?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.793432 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.793434 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.793435 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.793441 del
I like curvy neets. You're perfect just how you are baby.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.793442 del
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Womboflix will be playing more of Blue Eye Samurai tonight at 7pm AEDT.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.793443 del
Majestic NEET Execs sauntering and waddling in the fields and meadows of this great land, all who see them in awe of their size and strength.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.793444 del

What's her OF?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.793445 del
Asian Exec Mating Ritual.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.793446 del
I could go for some spagball with garlic breda

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.793447 del
That was so vile I had to watch it again to see just how vile it was.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.793448 del
dong weed now our gay apple
fa na na fa na na fa fa fa

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.793449 del
I have 2 apple danishes I forgot to eat yesterday.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.793450 del
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Got sacked on me first day of work :(

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.793451 del
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Aboslutely Based
I'm awarding you the honour of neet of the day. For the rest of the thread you may exercise all privileges that come with the title.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.793452 del
I heard a rumor a certain Lizbef NEET was making some for his mummybot...

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.793453 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.793454 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.793455 del
Could be worse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZmOgMlyRE [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.793456 del
I think that old bastard probably phoned the council to get the scoop about the bins.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.793457 del
He'd have the council on speed dial.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.793458 del
No doubt.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.793459 del
The NEET Council should take control of all our bins.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.793460 del
Those ninjas are wearing girls shoes.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.793461 del
I got stuck behind an elderly German-sounding man at Drakes who had a trolley full of 11L spring water jugs.
He could not understand that the price had gone up. "But they're $8" he kept saying despite it being explained to him that they were $8 but now they're $9.
They had to get two managers in to finally move him on.
He walked out looking bewildered. Some of the life went permanently out of him.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.793462 del
hey gurl ninja or pirate

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.793463 del
Poor old fella

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.793464 del
Good Pepe and title.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.793465 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.793467 del
They phone him.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.793468 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.793469 del
Hello Mr Oldcunt we were just wondering if you had any complaints for us today?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.793471 del
made two ham, salami, and cheese rolls for lunch
motherbat shared her 600ml feel good! iced coffee with me. it did not make me feel good.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.793472 del
Maybe she got the good and you got the feels

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.793473 del
Favourite song?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.793474 del
Its meant to make you feel good!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.793475 del
Teh 10L jugs at Coles are only $4.75

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.793476 del
I feel for him if its dementia, but bottled water is a luxury and I find it funny.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793477 del
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Do NOT look Monk

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793478 del
Thank you brother

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793479 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.793480 del
it is inferior to even single dare, not to mention double, triple, and quadruple dare

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.793481 del
I wonder if the exclusion applies to that.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793482 del
You're living in a prison.
First the comments about the table and now this injustice.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793483 del
>they think i'm depressed and lonely and at risk

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793484 del
Sitting in the middle of three seats, the three easiest to see the tele. Crickets on.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.793485 del
I have said it before, he's fine.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793486 del
Motherbat more like Obersturmbannführerbat

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793487 del
What's the score?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793488 del
And dont need full cream.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.793489 del
And the girl telling him he'll find someone soon lol

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.793490 del
Pakis are in.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.793491 del
Trailing by 78

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.793492 del
Well bantered.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.793493 del
Meant for >>793486
I was going to say what you have said was rude and was going to ignore it.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.793494 del
Webers garn harumph.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.793495 del
I did wonder.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.793496 del
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woe'd, having more anxiety about medical stuff, need to do better with what's left of my life

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.793497 del
I ate both my danishes but it feels like I only ate one.
They should be bigger.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.793498 del
I do apologise for my mistake.

The weather is bringing out the brown snakes.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.793499 del
Those were for a child that's why. Everything is become child like its in portion.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.793500 del
We will only get crumbs soon

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.793501 del
You can always start tomorrow.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.793502 del
A meal should be no bigger than your fist and a correct portion of meat is less than half.
I've been told by a dietician that protein should be two fingers worth.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.793503 del
Did he try and eat your fingers?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.793504 del
I am worried about Weber.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.793505 del
Vegan propaganda. Don't eat the soy.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.793506 del
He literally plagiarised another NEET's post.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.793507 del
I am paranoid about Possum.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.793508 del
Close enough.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.793509 del
Did webby ever have those blood tests?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.793510 del
>no bigger than your fist and a correct portion of meat is less than half.
Would that fill anyone up?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.793511 del
Only a skelly and they don't count.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.793512 del
Your stomach stretches to the size of your meals.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.793513 del
I was thinking of doing the same tbqh

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.793514 del
No he is not brave enough to face the results.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.793515 del
I was thinking of doing the same tbqh

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.793516 del
65gm of meat is more than enough.
Should only be a couple of times a week too.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.793517 del
I heard a dietician say the correct daily intake of meat was a piece the size of a pack of playing cards.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.793518 del
Go to the eatforpleasure section

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.793519 del
They want us weak and depressed.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.793520 del
You could play cards with them and then eat them!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.793521 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.793522 del
About the size of your palm, but people are dumb and thought that meant the size of your hand.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.793523 del
No vegan army has ever won a battle against meat eaters.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.793525 del
Obviously a shill who doesn't want you to make gains

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.793526 del
Who owns our banks?
They've already won.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.793527 del
Vegans don't own anything they make NEETs look wealthy

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.793528 del
that's a big deck of cards

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.793529 del
Smelled the hospital food go past. Jealous.
Think its a pasty and a portion controlled juice.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.793530 del
NEETs play hard

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.793531 del
Grab something off the trolley when they aren't looking.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.793532 del
They might have a jelly.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.793533 del
It can be tricky to grab jelly

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.793534 del
Are you at hospital?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.793535 del
With a client

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.793536 del
Tell them the mong is hungry and then eat the food yourself

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.793537 del
Currently having my 3rd 4th shit of the day

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.793538 del
So 6th?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.793539 del
Your poor ringhole.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.793540 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.793541 del
He should sit on a bag of ice to help with the pain.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.793542 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.793543 del
If I told you you could only finger your bum once a week, youd argue Im infringing on your liberty. You can finger your bum all you like.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.793544 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.793545 del
It's falling out of you.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793547 del
Can I finger his bum?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793548 del
I don't like app deals.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793549 del
I am looking forward to HP after the moofie tonight.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.793550 del
only faggots go through the drive through wth their fucken phone out and some digital coupon shit fucken gay

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.793551 del
Thanks for the score update brother.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.793552 del
Calm down

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.793553 del
He is very passionate about homosexual drive throughs

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.793554 del
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
Weber, give it up
Give it up
Give that bussy up

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.793555 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.793556 del
He's still on the shitter though.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.793557 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.793558 del
Anything from the trolley dears?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.793559 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.793560 del
We should hit 1 million posts by the end of next year.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.793561 del
That's like about 200 posts a day or something.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.793562 del
We've been here 5 years now and done nearly 800k

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.793563 del
Gaston Glock died

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.793564 del
was he jewish?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.793565 del
He invented blowjobs

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.793566 del
No, he was in the Wehrmacht in WWII.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.793567 del
The heating element on my convection oven blew.
I'm going to have to sneak out tonight and put it in the bin.
Cheap shit.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.793568 del
Why do you have to sneak?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.793569 del
The bin is out on the street. A convection oven is not an appropriate thing to place in a household bin.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.793570 del
I cut my old couch up with a saw and put it in the bin over a few weeks

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.793571 del
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No shortage of skanks on this yacht

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.793572 del
I left as Aus got back in. Were leading by 50 something

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.793573 del
Infringe his liberty til he submits to authority.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.793574 del
Participant of the ndis sceme, company makes up their own terms.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.793575 del
How can we live in a truly equal and just society if a NEET can finger his own bum but not another NEETs?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.793576 del
I have transferred the calamari rings to a saucepan and put them in the normal oven.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.793577 del
Well recovered.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.793578 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.793579 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.793580 del
From each neet according to his own finger, to each neet according to his bumhole.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.793581 del
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours bumhole.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.793582 del
Holy shit, Tom Cruise died

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.793583 del
he did not

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.793584 del
Tom Cruise fingered my bumhole once.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.793585 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.793586 del
weber milk

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.793587 del
He is in Heaven with Goose now.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.793588 del
am eat ham

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.793589 del
Funeral the same day he died. That is efficient.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.793590 del
His rant about psych medications is so fucking based

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.793591 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.793592 del
Gotta keep the fans happy.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.793593 del
Was that when he jumped over the couch?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.793594 del
That is a stuffed and rolled piece of veal, tied with string. Also bigger than a deck of playing cards.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.793595 del
I thought it was a bundle of firewood.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.793596 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.793597 del
Some words have multiple meanings

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.793598 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.793599 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.793600 del
braciole, farsumagru or involtini if you're a wog

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.793601 del
Scotsman had a wee wee wee.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.793602 del
A Pippa a day keeps the psych ward away.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.793603 del
Farsumagru sounds like an insult.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.793606 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.793607 del
He's behind you!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.793608 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.793609 del
He didn't want to share it but he dressed up for you.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.793610 del
He's all shy now.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.793611 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.793612 del
I think this is all an eleborate plot to get Weber to call him daddy.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.793613 del
he shit in washing machine

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.793614 del
Might do something

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.793615 del
NK raped a couch I left out for hard rubbish collection.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.793617 del
And they say romance is dead

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.793618 del
Have we ever shown Fargo? Season 3 would be a good start.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W_O_ZvS35VM [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.793619 del
I'll put it down on the list

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.793620 del
I saw one or two episodes of the first season with the hobbit guy in it but didn't go much on it.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.793621 del
Bit smashed

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.793622 del
That snooping neighbour will see.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.793623 del
He should put the hearing element in the neighbours bin.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.793624 del
Season 3 is good for VM Varga (The clip doesn't give much away)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zszFkF-i6ZE [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.793625 del
Gained another kg

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.793626 del
It might catch fire

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.793627 del
Not promising.
What sauce?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.793628 del
Like a snake eating it's own bum.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.793629 del
Do a big poo and you'll be even.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.793630 del
When the mothership comes, there will be no second coming.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.793631 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.793632 del
He can call the council

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.793634 del
It's a two tier economy, either pay more or waste your time.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.793635 del
Lol hehehe

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.793636 del
Is there a higher influence of divinity than UMM PTY LTD?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.793637 del
When I used to live in units somebody wiped the whole row of bins out with their car on bin night once.
It was chaos the police had to block off the road for a bit till it got cleared up.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.793638 del
Weber 😊

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.793639 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.793640 del
might go for a little cruise

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.793642 del
I don't like that you use emojis.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.793643 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.793644 del
Just say NO to emojis.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.793645 del
Not the face ones please.
Unicode 8 is morllll

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.793646 del
Hit him with this 👉

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.793647 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.793648 del
in the tenis?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.793649 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.793650 del
I can hear a willy wagtail going off his nut in my yard
Going to investigate

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.793651 del
might be a snake

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.793652 del
It was the black cat
I used to like him visiting till I found where he shits in my yard

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.793653 del
When I find our where he lives I will shit in his yard

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.793654 del
Pack of jerky thanks.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.793655 del
Be careful.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.793656 del
He's got to poo somewhere.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.793657 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.793658 del
Imagine if Stanley was part Indian

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.793659 del
We're going to need a bigger frypan

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.793660 del
Why does he go right under the hot water system though?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.793661 del
Actually to be fair I have not seen the black cat do the poos he could be innocent.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.793662 del
Calling Motherbat 'Dirty Mother Hubbard' and making her fetch me things from the cupboard. She getting upset.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.793663 del
She is trying to watch some British bollocks called Cobra about cyber nuclear war retarded shit.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.793667 del
The last couple of threads have had awful OPs.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.793668 del
You need to get out of bed before midday then, son.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.793670 del
>garlic bread came in a rectangular package
>contains 9 slices

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.793672 del
might be time to

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.793673 del
comfy poo zone

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.793674 del
he ran out of data again

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.793675 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.793676 del
it has happened

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.793677 del
Remember she brought you into this world, and sure as shit she can take you out again.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.793678 del
Tom Smothers died

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.793679 del
Tom Tanuki died at Tiffins hands

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.793681 del
I wonder if Tom Cruise's career would have gone better if he called himself Wally Whizz

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.793682 del

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.793684 del
>3 hours ago

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.793685 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.793686 del
Thinking about dog. He would be scared of the thunder.
Talked to his ashes for a bit.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.793687 del
RIP Doggo

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.793688 del
He's in doggy heaven licking his balls and sniffing arses and chasing rabbits.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.793691 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.793692 del
Cruisey pays the BOM to put thunder over the other mong herding companies to terrify the mongs.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.793693 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.793694 del
What does Weber think of Logitech?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.793695 del
Their stuff is reasonable I guess. Depends what you're trying to do.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.793696 del
It feels like it might rain here too

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.793697 del
He'd be eating buds like a faggot and smashing cloaca.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.793698 del
Doin' the old cloaca smacka

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.793699 del
They are an ominous omen. Be careful.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.793700 del
A very ominous omen

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.793701 del
Does that mean Helen went to doggy heaven?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.793702 del
Chortled lol mmm

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.793703 del
Dog Heaven is Chicken Hell.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.793704 del
We used to employ artists

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.793705 del
Who stole the banana?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.793706 del
Well bantered. Worth attempting.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.793708 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2JpmQKwyJM [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.793709 del
haarp arrays to keep them in line.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.793710 del
What are you trying to do?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.793711 del
Take off your jeans.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.793712 del
I'm not wearing any

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.793713 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.793714 del
You're meant to spoiler porn

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.793715 del
Beating yolks.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793716 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793717 del
Proud of ya bud

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793718 del
One sleep to go!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.793719 del
She gets fucked to death over and over again. If only she wasn't such a pure soul, she wouldnt get sent back to heaven each time.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.793720 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.793721 del
God hates chickens

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.793722 del
Delicious. Thank you

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.793723 del
Wiped most of the whiteboards clean.
Sober me will appreciate that.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.793724 del
When I ran a chicken farm there was one fuckhuge rooster called Bruce that would run at you if your back was turned and then stop and pretend he wasn't when you turned round.
I used to shoot him with my nerf gun but he started it.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.793725 del
The Gov ain't gonna do shit about those two dead 'Australians' in Lebanon.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.793726 del
Weber why did you take sweetie to a boarding kennel instead of having her there with you and motherbat?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.793727 del
Cause she'd pace about all night and we couldn't leave her in a strange house for hours at a time. Tried it last year.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.793728 del
You never ran a chicken farm.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.793729 del
He watched that Wallace and grommet movie.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.793730 del
I'm going to blame one of you for something soon.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.793731 del
I bet you're gonna blame possum

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.793733 del
The sauce to pasta ratio is wrong. I'm sorry I won't be having any.
I'm going to Sizzler instead.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.793734 del
It was fine once I mixed it all in.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.793735 del
they look lovely neet, are those the sort which have cheese inside them?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.793736 del
looks good

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.793737 del
The meatballs? No, they are just a mix of veal and pork.
The sauce was a Dolmio red wine and garlic and onion (or something).
The pasta was a Barilla spaghettini 5 minootie one.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.793738 del
Well done.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.793739 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.793740 del
Pick me up and take me to Sizzlers.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.793741 del
They don't exist anymore here, NEET.
You'd just fill up on potato skins and not eat your main course anyway.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.793742 del
You're too big a boy to get picked up now NEET.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.793743 del
Ah man, I loved going there when I was a kid, when they had the all you could eat salad bar. Greatly saddened to hear that they closed.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.793744 del
I'm just...I have a heavy build, that's all.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.793745 del
Papa Giuseppe! That's a good neetball

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.793746 del
I bet they have been laughing every time they look out their window and see my bins.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.793747 del
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Do neets want to see one or two episodes of Blue Eye Samurai tonight?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.793748 del
They will put you on the local facebook group next.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.793749 del
You have to beat the biggest cock.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.793750 del
You demand too much

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.793751 del
Show me that cartoon hapa smoo

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.793752 del
Having a big cock coming at you from behind in the dark can be a suprise.

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>all you could eat salad bar.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.793754 del
Motherbat liked her pasta. She put fresh parmesan cheese on hers.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.793755 del
Lets just say we wouldn't like to try and burp you.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.793756 del
Good, well done you may well win your good son award back yet.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.793757 del
I can see him finally building up the courage to put it out and a big downpour appears, then he needs to wait by the bin until it passes

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.793758 del
Not to the well rehearsed

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.793759 del
>a flamin' salad bar stone the bloody crows whats summer bay coming to we'll have a bong shop next

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.793760 del
How much garlic was there?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.793761 del
I bet Motherbat likes enough garlic to kill a vampire.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.793762 del
It wasn't a detectable or overbearing amount in the sauce. The garlic bread obviously had some.

Not as such, she cleans her teef religiously and worries about bad breathe etc.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.793763 del
Did she comment about the garlic?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.793764 del
No. After she has her magnum ice cream and her coffee she will go and clean her teeth.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.793765 del
The sky gods fuck with NEETs for their amusement

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.793766 del
>The sauce was a Dolmio
Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.793768 del
You're banned.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.793769 del
They look like a wog fucked a muppet.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.793770 del
A nuro a day keeps the boat people away

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Blue Eye Samurai will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.793773 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.793775 del
Golden Brown is about a perfectly cooked garlic bread. Not heroin or women as oft conjectured.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.793776 del
Double Based. How we doin lads. Did a big clean up today. Two full van loads to the dump. Feels good man.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.793777 del
The mallard reaction.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.793778 del
>Two full van loads to the dump.
They were terrible records.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.793779 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.793780 del
Have you cleared her a place at the table yet?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.793781 del
yeah just put the stuff in her 1 foot square on top of the stuff next to her

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793782 del
That fulfills the terms of the request.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793783 del
Simply superb
Bloody brilliant
Absolutely amazing

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793784 del
Poooooorly Ban Tarred

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793785 del
I'll sort it out properly tomorrow. For sure.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.793786 del
He should have sold them on Discogs.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.793787 del
Why wasn't Nuro asked to skipper a boat for the Sydney to Hobart? A most grievous oversight.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.793788 del
He was asked he was just too busy setting up 8chan for hotwheels at the time

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.793789 del
Fantastic faggots
Lovely linguine

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.793790 del
It is a very good song either way.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.793791 del
The silver fox undoubtably has dangerous covert operations he has to undertake for alex jones or elon musk, he has no time for yacht racing at an event he's already won multiple times before.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.793792 del
Who needs a yacht when you can whizz on water anyway?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.793793 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rwH5ACiN6fY [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.793794 del
Do they have Gandalf on bass?

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.793796 del
Yes. I think Billy Strings is dressed as Frodo or Bilbo.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.793797 del
Ah, of course, that's kind of cool.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.793798 del
Oh god they fuck the guitar solo really badly

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.793799 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pByzOXvxhIE [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.793800 del
Billy just does his own thing. It's relatively rare for him to fuck about with electric guitars.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.793801 del
Fair enough it just set my autism off I'd enjoyed it up till then.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.793802 del
I get it, the smell of dogshit in the air reminds you of home. Based...

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.793803 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B6IB5oE6YA0 [Embed]
here's a bluegrass standard where he starts off having forgotten to tune his guitar down and does it on the fly

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.793804 del
I was busy doing fucking nothing. I told those boaties to fuck off.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.793805 del
lights flickering
big thunder dunder

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.793807 del
That is quite impressive

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.793808 del
Exchanged words with an e-scooter retard who had the temerity to ding his bell at me twice on a long uphill. The first time I immediately went full power to the top but on the way down he dinged again because I go slow and safe past the hazards. I didnt even turn round but he passes when the path opened up and keeps mouthing off so I put him behind me again and he is still trying to have a go when I stop at the shops. He asked me for feedback on his ride so I give him some well deserved scorn and he scoots off in tears. These kids on their toys dont realize the bike path is a arena where heroes like me will battle all comers for the sake of glory and e-scoonies are at the bottom of the food chain.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.793809 del
Way too coherent

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.793810 del
this music makes me want to get drunk in a barn

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.793811 del
Bluegrass is almost always happy music. The upbeat stuff makes me feel like Forrest Gump being chased by rednecks in a pickup truck.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.793812 del
>These kids on their toys dont realize the bike path is a arena where heroes like me

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.793813 del
Kek, yes that is the exact vibe.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.793814 del
never happened

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.793815 del
it makes me want to squeal like a pig

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.793817 del
I'll canoe you boy

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.793818 del
Got breathoed by the drug bus. Had just washed my mouth out with listerine too. Was absolutely shitting myself. Adrenaline pulsing through my veins

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.793820 del
Did they bust you for adrenaline?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.793821 del
Found a lost mong in the bad home area, eventually got through to JUST.ltd

As usual the JUST manager at JUST.ltd had no idea their mong was loose, panicked, thought we had abducted the mong, eventually had to conceed that as we already had their mong we might as well return the mong to JUST.ltd by taxi.

The mong was totally fine and apparently got to the bad home area in exactly the same way we sent them back. God protects mongs and lost horses.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.793822 del
If I was a redneck in a pickup truck I would chase Forrest.
It seems natural.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.793823 del
All clear?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.793824 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FPpZ3GqAUI4 [Embed]

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.793827 del
I love ego caramel magnums

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.793828 del
Fuck you and your webp

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.793829 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.793830 del
i drink the piss of fentanyl addicts

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.793831 del
Motherbat only got plain ones.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.793832 del
I'm more of a frozen snickers man myself, but I dig the caramel part.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.793833 del
Do you get a reward for returning lost mongs?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793834 del
You better not go live, BOY!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793835 del
> the bike path is a arena where heroes like me will battle

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793836 del
live, boy

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.793837 del
Good feed.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793838 del
Aka NCAT matter one.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793839 del
Two men enter the bikepath, only one can leave

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793840 del
I'll take the wings. You have the sloppa.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.793841 del
Nigger cat.

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.793843 del
They serve sloppa on the choppah

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.793844 del
Wild herder life

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.793845 del
Get in here neets, Blue Eye Samurai is on: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793846 del
She needs to try new things.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793847 del
Leave webp alone!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793848 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793849 del
You've been thinking about happas all day haven't you. Her mother is probably very upset

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.793850 del
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I am ready.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.793851 del
You look good NEET.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.793852 del
Powers Garn go our neck of the woods

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.793853 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.793854 del
It will happen in about four hours

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.793855 del
That's a long wank

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.793856 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.793857 del
Has there ever been a road rape incident?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.793858 del
Gook evening.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.793859 del
Ugly gook whore

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.793860 del
Very nice feed.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.793861 del
There is a lot of holes in some roads

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.793862 del
Stupid fucking bitch needs her face grated off

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.793863 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.793865 del
Typical 4 way phone call
>oh my god sir your location please where is DURR currently one minute *indistinct yelling* sir ok. Ok sir please uh.... your good name sir... one minute *indistinct clattering*
Returning lost mongs is part and parcel

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.793866 del
You should work at dispatch for UMM PTY LTD.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.793867 del
Weber's mangina

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.793868 del
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Webby needs Jim's Snaek Removal

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.793869 del
Yes, thank God I only had 11 standoes last night.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.793870 del
>Mongs sighted in sector 4 making a break to the west, release the hounds

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.793872 del
Let slip the mongs of war.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.793873 del
Hardest poo

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.793874 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.793875 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.793876 del
2024 is looking up

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.793877 del
he who farts last farts loudest

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.793879 del
Might start calling him Big W

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.793880 del
In the bad home area anyone who has their shit together has to do some wrangling. Poor JUST.ltd has no idea what's going on or who anyone is.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.793881 del
practically on the wagon

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.793882 del
Then I'd get caught in the red tape as well.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.793883 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.793884 del
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She got the chopstick

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.793885 del
I took the convection oven out to the bin. I concealed it in a black plastic garbage bag.
It is going to make a big noise when the bin is emptied. Feeling nervous.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.793886 del
She'll be right.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.793887 del
Went to bunniggers
Felt anxious talking asking for directions
Felt adrenaline in the case I was stopped by booze bus niggers again even though I'm 00
A schitz day overall, better luck tomorrow

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.793888 del
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I lol'd at this meme image and thought of Cruisey.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.793889 del
What did you buy at Bunnings?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.793890 del
Fucks sake. Man up. God you sound pathetic. I drive everywhere drunk as fuck over Christmas too.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.793891 del
Butane canisters for the hovel stove

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.793892 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zT1yLl7IWaY [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.793893 del
Good work, it's gone now so you can relax.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.793894 del
And here you are banning people. You really are a pathetic person.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.793895 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.793896 del
We need less hovel dwellers I'm getting confused

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.793897 del
I need to get another pack, those stoves are good to have around in case of power outages.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.793898 del
>I drive everywhere drunk as fuck over Christmas too.
You'll be steaming when caught.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.793899 del
Has Monk Been in n a brick shedhouse the entire time ?? What the fuck ? NEETs I have not been here for a while .Can someone give me a quick run down

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.793900 del
Monk beat up iga and stole his hovel

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.793901 del
Wanked and tanked

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.793902 del
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She's meeting her dad

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.793903 del
Eat shit?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.793904 del
It better be anal

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.793905 del
Tab closed.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.793906 del
I try not to.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.793907 del
might go to bed

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.793908 del
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>that time you asked Weber what his favourite Ye song was

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.793909 del
alpha move by monk

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.793910 del
Made cheeseburgers, melted the cheese this time. Made special sauce.

With 10 burger patties on special the plan is to make two cheesburgers two kofte, two bouritoes.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.793912 del
He banned him from his own hovel

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.793913 del
Take me to Sizzlers please.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.793914 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.793915 del
Can we go to Pizza Hut then?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.793916 del
Blue Eye Samurai will continue tomorrow night on womboflix. I plan on continuing to stream it through to the end.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.793917 del
How many episodes?
You liked it that much?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.793918 del
er, 2 episodes per night, not all the rest in in 1 night

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.793919 del
There's 8 episodes, we've seen the first 3

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.793920 del
It feels more like high fantasy than anime

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.793921 del
Half of them could be elves easily

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.793922 del
it feels like a samurai revenge flick, like kill bill medieval

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.793923 del
No. We will get you a Quiznos sub

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.793924 del
That is actually very fitting

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.793925 del
I do not know that place

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.793926 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.793927 del
It was like a real restraunt but also fast food and they had an all you can eat salad bar and various all you can eat specials and the food was pretty good generally.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.793928 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.793929 del
Should have eaten your ducking pasta cubt

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.793930 del
One time I dropped a steak on the ground in this murky grey puddle and I put the steak back on the grill for a minute then served it to a customer.
If they ordered a well done I would cook it to medium well then the put it in the microwave to get it the rest of the way.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.793931 del
What was in the murky grey puddle?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.793932 del
That's disgusting, you should have wrapped it in two layers of paper towel before microwaving.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.793933 del
Moisture, the floor only got mopped at the end of the night so it could be any mixture of liquid.
Those little slider burgers they had for a while were all cooked in the microwave.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.793934 del
Disgraceful, you dishonour the profesion

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.793935 del
I used to throw dead flies in the cooking vats at kfc

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.793936 del
NK you boong.

10K you boong.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.793937 del
Always remember that any kitchen out there could have a NEET in it.
And most food factories too.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.793938 del
Basically don't eat fast food in WA.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.793939 del
All those extra flavours for free.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.793940 del
Imagine all the different bodily fluids on the kitchen floor at the commune.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.793941 del
They are already certain of what it is.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793942 del
Your a brick

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793943 del
Bin truck didn’t come :(

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793944 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.793945 del
Touch the sky

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.793946 del
now you know why the 11 secret ingredients are kept secret

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.793947 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.793948 del
Garn put the bin out

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.793949 del
>Made cheeseburgers
No you didn't
>melted the cheese this time
No you didn't
>Made special sauce
No you didn't

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.793950 del
Three times you shall deny him before the cock crows.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.793951 del
Neets of little faith

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.793952 del
I believe in Gnomes.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.793953 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_q5i75mAkRk [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.793954 del
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I'd love a great big cheeseburger, just once, before I die.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.793955 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OyKj4gJ_Sl0 [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.793956 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.793957 del
NEET soup

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.793958 del
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I believe in cheeseburgers

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.793959 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.793960 del
>I'm here to kick arse and eat cheeseburgers and I don't see anyone cooking cheeseburgers

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.793961 del
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The one on the left.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.793962 del
It would be a good way to die.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.793963 del
I ate a whole block of cheese 🧀.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.793964 del
1kg block?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.793965 del
Imagine the clogger.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.793966 del
No it was a smaller one.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.793967 del
I don't know if you can claim a whole block then.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.793968 del
It could be like a really tiny block

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.793969 del
Easy to do if it's a nice cheese.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.793970 del
Cheesey ate a whole block of cheese.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.793971 del
Going to have a shower then see if any of the veg in the fridge is still salvageable.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.793972 del
Gookneet ate a whole block of gook.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.793973 del
Windows rattling.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.793974 del
Lettuce in.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.793975 del
Knock knock

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.793976 del
Fresh tendies straight off the line

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.793977 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.793978 del
Four please.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.793979 del
Untouched by human hands

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.793980 del
there's something moving in my roof, probably a possum stirring up asbestos

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.793981 del
There's something on mine too.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.793982 del
Attack of the roof aliens

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.793983 del
Had shower. Veg can fuck off.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.793984 del
Those are nugs, you don't fool me

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.793985 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.793986 del
Spent 100$ on groceries this week. No idea how. Budget in disarray

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.793987 del
Fit for a king

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.793988 del
Were any of these groceries choof?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.793989 del
Fennel especially

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.793990 del
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I got the purple the colour I wanted finally but I had to do too many coats.
Might try a grey undercoat on the next one.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.793991 del
>factory seconds, may contain employee fingertips

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.793992 del
Opening the veg crisper and seeing all that rotten produce will only fuel the woe.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.793993 del
40 minutes until the bottleo shuts.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.793994 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ol4MaEPayv0 [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.793995 del
It looks good NEET.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.793996 del
>had to do too many coats
How come?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.793997 del
The colour wasn't coming out rich enough it looked murky.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.793998 del
Is the paint suitable for plastic?
Wrong shade perhaps?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.793999 del
I probably shouldn't be doing purple over a black undercoat but it's what I've always done.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.794000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IDrH83TgywQ [Embed]

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.794001 del
Looks cool

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.794002 del
What takes away a lot is the black platform. Too little contrast. A light surface would be better.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.794003 del
Yeah I'm going to have a try of grey next hopefully save some time.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.794004 del
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The day shift mongs did this the other week and didn't report it

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.794005 del
Fuck worksafe would love that.
By rights you should seal that rack off.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.794006 del
Most of the racking is fucked anyway, it's double reach and they pop half the bars out because they're retards and there's nobody really running the place.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.794007 del
Can't see any bolts on the back one either

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.794008 del
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Veg crisper has been opened

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.794009 del
There's nothing cool about being a manchild.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.794010 del
The very back ones have bolts just not the middle.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.794011 del
Warehouse racking is weirdly expensive

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.794012 del
You really should work on your jealousy issues.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.794013 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.794014 del
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30...

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.794015 del
No one wants to voice chat with me 😩

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.794016 del
Saved the cucumber. Half to a basic salad and the other for cold soup I'll eat tomorrow as the temps forecast close to 40C!

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.794017 del
Where's teh link?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.794018 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.794019 del
drunk as a skunk right now neets.
head is fucking spinning
shouldn't have had this many haha

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.794020 del
my sheets are all out on the line
no sheets for my bed
going to need to sleep on the floor
fuck me dead
still better than toiletman gets i guess

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.794021 del
strip sheets, sleep on mattress

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.794022 del
my mattress isn't bare but i've just got a rug on it
no sheets and i just checked the ones ont he line and they are all wet

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.794023 del
I've got some wet sheets in
hopefully they dry completely on the bed

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.794024 del
“Your credit score is unimportant, similar to the number of dates you are supposed to go on before dropping the n-word.”

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.794025 del
south asian war pornography

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.794026 del
Bad home block party. Counting down the seconds until shit goes sideways and police raid the block again

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.794027 del
Just use a regular sheet instead of a fitted one. Or use a doona cover as a sheet

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.794028 del
>Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation
>“Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death. The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure. Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table. Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.”

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.794029 del
you want grey primer

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.794030 del
Might go to Sizzler for lunch.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.794031 del
you'll need a time machine

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.794032 del
The secret one that other NEET doesn't know about.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.794033 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.794034 del
morning neet

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.794035 del
no good mordings for anyone today

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.794036 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.794037 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.794038 del
Does a NEET have a link to a reliable website that lets you rent a mobile number to use to sign up to websites that demand verification?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.794039 del
Sad and angry
Angry and sad

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.794040 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.794041 del
If you're looking forward to the tennis, it starts 1 PM.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.794042 del
It won't exist or all the Australian numbers are already used for verification. Something for free might exist in burgerland.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.794043 del
What has happened?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.794044 del
NEET you are speculating and speaking about something you do not have a good understanding of.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.794045 del
We eagerly await actual facts

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.794046 del
The special today is microwaved t-bone steak or grilled basa fish from the sewers of vietnam

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.794047 del
I am not doing your research for you.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.794049 del
I'll have the basa please.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.794050 del
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Good morning NEETs.

Bakehouse is closed till after new years. Tempura Prawn Sushi and ice break for breakfast. Aircon set to 18. Winning on every front.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.794051 del
>microwaved t-bone steak
I'll have this please, extra sauce.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.794052 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.794053 del
You wipe from back to front.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.794054 del
is there a dating board for fat chan autists

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.794055 del
Good start to the day.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.794056 del
A lot of people ordered the basa.
A lot of them didn't know.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.794057 del
There's probably a lot of autistic people at spotlight and red dot stores.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.794058 del
I took Motherbat to Spotlight yesterday. Got her a leather punch, measuring jug, and some pillow cases.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.794059 del
/agatha2/ but nobody gets any dates there.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.794060 del
Is she going to make a leather pillow case with a secret booze compartment?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.794061 del
Good evening, fellas.
I see not much complaints for bad sleep today.

I can read that on the mug, relatively quick. All the time spent on imageboards suddenly worth it.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.794062 del
Good morning NEETs.

>I see not much complaints for bad sleep today.
Our gooners are still asleep.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.794063 del
She needs to keep taking belts in because of the weight loss.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.794064 del
On unsheeted matresses apparently.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.794065 del
Why not?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.794066 del
That is much less fun.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.794067 del
And now he's doing his retard shit there.
What a suprise.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.794068 del
>retard shit there.
Fry pan special?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.794069 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.794070 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.794071 del
None of the penis enlargement pictures online make it look like a good idea.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.794072 del
Me trying to put the lights back up.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.794073 del
He should stop reminding us that sizzlers is no longer a thing

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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.794075 del
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might have a second white monster, because fuck my life

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.794076 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.794077 del
NEETs wouldn't make stuff up

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.794078 del
Gets a little more disturbing.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.794079 del
Are those dodgy russian metal mugs ok? They're not full of lead or cadmium are they?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.794080 del
>They're not full of lead or cadmium are they?
He has the Alex Jones pills to cancel all that stuff out.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.794081 del
Have placed a bracket where the timber fence rail had come away from the post and fixed a few loose palings on the fence, the neighbours have been away so I have been able to get out in the yard and do a few things.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.794082 del
UV warning today. I advise neets to stay inside, bathed in the comforting glow of their LCD monitor instead of the nasty sun.
hey nuro, what percentage of people in queensland use sunscreen every day?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.794083 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.794084 del
the quick silver fox, always one step ahead

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.794085 del
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NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.794086 del
I heard he jumped over the lazy dog once.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.794087 del
You deserve it neet.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.794088 del
Twice iodised copper and cadmium. It makes your shit magnetic.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.794089 del
Well done, I have to replace a loose section of fence I have held up with star pickets.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.794090 del
That could get messy if he encounters someone who drinks from a cup with the opposite polarity.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.794091 del
Nuro doesn't drink orally.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.794092 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.794093 del
Back on the dungeon synth and coding

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.794094 del
Those prawns will soon be back to where they were caught, a sewer.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.794095 del
Unsheeted mattress are fine. They are cooler to sleep on.

I got that mug from a Brisbane nightclub who the fuck knows. Seems ok to me

I don’t know about every day but all the beach goers do. I don’t I hate the stuff when riding the sweat gets it in my eyes and makes my grips slippery. Fuck the zinc Jew.

I am actually running low on brain force. I only buy when it’s on sale and the shipping is fucking expensive thanks USPS


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.794096 del
>tfw no brain force

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.794097 del
Another online order cancelled for risk assessment reasons and my money refunded.
This has been happening all the time since I moved to this bad home suburb.
I think the whole place is flagged as dodgy.
Very frustrating.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.794098 del
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I'm worried about nuro's skin and premature photoaging.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.794099 del

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.794100 del
What are you crying about now?

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.794101 del
Daaawww babby wants some attention

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.794102 del
If only he was as interesting as nuro people would actually talk to him.

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.794103 del
I got fucking cooked on the Gold Coast trip :/

NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.794104 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.794105 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.794106 del
I wish I was half as handsome.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.794107 del
I wish I was as highly respected in the synthwave community.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.794108 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.794109 del
Isn't that really old news?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.794110 del
it's timeless

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.794111 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.794112 del
>Unsheeted mattress are fine.
This is almost as disgusting as the pan incident. I am shocked.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.794113 del
That is every day now. Monk doesn't give a shit and just lets it run wild. I'm not sure if the IRC brownnosing he was talking about doing is related. Monk is fully in the cuckshed now though.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.794114 del
Two hours to go.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.794115 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.794116 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2JpmQKwyJM [Embed]

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.794117 del
Till you poo?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.794118 del
Downloaded a 70 gb Skyrim mod pack overnight. Might have another pass at Maiq Tyson.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.794119 del
That's a lot of mods were some of them world add ons?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.794120 del
Do you get to the cloud district often?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.794121 del
No although there are some quest mods. Even world add ons and stuff don't tend to add all that much as they use the same textures again and again. It is the retextures that make it balloon.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.794122 del
Oh what am I talking about of course you don't.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.794123 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.794124 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794125 del
Get out

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794126 del
Took Motherbat on a drive to Semaphore. Had a walk and got some coffee. Drove back home via Subway.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794127 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794128 del
I was recently reminded of the cloud district guy because I recognised his voice actor playing Hisoka in Hunter x Hunter.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.794129 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iaSkiEwJsWw [Embed]

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794130 del
I was shocked when I saw vanilla Skyrim on another computer after modding it to fuck to make it look pretty.
Well worth it though.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794131 del
woe'd this morning neets. Need to get some study done to take my mind off things

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794132 del
Wonderful morning out.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.794133 del
Sounds like a nice outing.
Do you two have plans for new years eve?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794134 del
Big gun

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794135 del
>Hisoka in Hunter x Hunter.
I liked how that character was depicted.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794136 del
What has woed you NEET? Girl troubles?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794137 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794138 del
No. We'll just have a quiet one at home.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.794139 del
I hope you didn't run over any of the staff.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.794140 del
He is fantastic. Shocking and outrageous but a breath of fresh air in a creative sense.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.794141 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.794142 del
Weber shot me with one of them once.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.794143 del
Look into wabbajack. It is a tool for automatically downloading and installing modlists. It is all click and play. Very nice.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.794144 del
That's almost two(2) months worth of data.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.794145 del
What are you studying?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.794146 del
Is Nuro /ausneets/' Hisoka?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.794147 del
I'm sorry to hear you're so mad, Keegan.
Maybe go for a walk outside. You have lots of free time now that bosslady has shut the shop down.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.794148 del
What the fuck is a hisoka?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.794149 del
I haven't played it for a few years but I did have a mod organiser that worked well, could have been wabbajack.
I remember it made life a lot easier.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794150 del
Where did Davo go?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794151 del
making lunch, you neets want any?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794152 del
Vietnamese shit-river prawns

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794153 del
Too early.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794154 del
Thanks for the pics.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794155 del
I had nexus for mods but had to use something else for the "romance" mods.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794156 del
The English voice actor from the 1999 version sung of a song for a fan in English but my bookmark of it was deleted.

It seems that he has done more:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2IveTSbvVYk [Embed]

He has no Bungee Gum.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.794157 del
Imagining Weber gunning the corvette straight through Subway while Motherbat opens fire out the window.
It would be like a remake of that Blues Brothers scene.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.794158 del
I'll have second lunch please.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.794159 del
now that was an absolute cunt to get working properly

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.794160 del
I would adore the scene.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.794161 del
Eating pretty good for a homeless man.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.794162 del
Loverslab? I've never understood all of that. If I'm horny I wank to porn. I've never bothered with those sex mods. Especially the ones that aren't just nudity but have the goofy sex animations.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.794163 del
I could go a roast beef sandwich with a little mustard thanks.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.794164 del
He left us.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.794165 del
It just makes the game funnier when the chickens start raping people.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.794166 del
RIP Helen.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.794167 del
Very romantic.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.794168 del
Drank too much
Brain is cooked

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.794169 del
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She's back and she's angry.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.794170 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.794171 del
Nazeem is quite similar to Keegan really. Nazeem doesn't have a house at all, he has the farm he visits but no where for him to live there so he sleeps in the Drunken Huntsman inn. A haughty homeless man. Very nuro-esque.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.794172 del
There was a mod that turned Skyrim into a zombie apocalypse that would spread across the map.
You had to defend towns you wanted to still shop at or they'd get zombie wiped.
Cannot remember what it was called though.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.794173 del
Yep, in the short term though I am suffering.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.794174 del
I found game sex and the associated process of getting it very arousing.
I remember playing Dragon Age a long time ago and being way more horny for it than any porn.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.794175 del
I fucked that twink zefron.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.794176 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.794177 del
I got fucked by that bear weber.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.794178 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.794179 del
Nah, monk was fucked by Bill.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.794180 del
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What is the favourite neet movie of all time?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.794181 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.794182 del
Tropic Thunder.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.794183 del
I can feel a poo coming on.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.794184 del
Lord of War.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.794185 del
Bedknobs and Broomsticks

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.794186 del
We played that last night.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.794187 del
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Aliens, although I've seen it so many times I no longer get much out of it.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.794188 del
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I still hope to watch a NEET Musical involving an Epic Wheelie one day.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.794189 del
neets, when you actually leave the hovel to take a break, where do you go? I can only think of the food court at the shopping centre, and the local library, which is full of smelly homeless neets nowadays.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.794190 del
I've got bush and the river near me that is good for a break from life.
The shops and library in my area are also full of smelly neets though.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.794191 del
did he at least give you a reach around?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.794192 del
They need to solve this housing crisis before these new smelly neets give real smelly NEETs a bad name.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.794193 del
>solve this housing crisis
Pro-tip: they're not going to, they don't want to

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.794194 del
I bought some cologne from chemist warehouse. I had to get a staff member to open the cabinet then they walked it over and put it behind the checkout counter and the woman there kept it out of reach until the computer said my card payment had gone through.

That is what shopping is like in the ghetto. It will be bulletproof floor to ceiling glass next.
You will have to walk around stores handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.794195 del
My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.794196 del
>handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard
So long as I get a sexy bearded bear sikh guard. No homo.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.794197 del
Nope sorry you get a grubby pajeet with an unwashed arse.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.794198 del
Lizbef CW?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.794199 del
Poo deployed. It was almost black.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.794200 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.794201 del
Munno Para CW?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.794202 del
Your arse is racist.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.794203 del
a man of culture, I see

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.794204 del
> >>794194
> My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
> When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.
> NEET [Australia] 4 minutes ago [Preview] No.794196 [X] del >>794197
> >>794194
> >handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard
> So long as I get a sexy bearded bear sikh guard. No homo.
> NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794197 [X] del
> >>794196
> Nope sorry you get a grubby pajeet with an unwashed arse.
> NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794198 [X] del >>794200
> >>794194
> Lizbef CW?
> NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794199 [X] del >>794202
> >>794183
> Poo deployed. It was almost black.
> NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794200 [X] del >>794201
> >>794198
> No.
> NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794201 [X] del
> >>794200
> Munno Para CW?
> NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794202 [X] del
> >>794199
> Your arse is racist.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.794205 del
A mechanic I used to work with liked to use the phrase 'blacker than a black fella's arsehole'. I have no idea how black a black arsehole is, but I expect them to be black hole level black.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.794206 del
My dad would say blacker than sammy davis jr in a coalmine.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.794207 del
Blacker than the chambers of a dead nuns heart

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.794208 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.794209 del
My dad used to say "blacker than a nigger's arse".

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.794210 del
Motherbat just says "It's like the black hole of Calcutta"

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.794211 del
Pajeet Jimmy Brings delivered while Motherbat was getting changed. She did not notice. Mission accomplished.

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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.794213 del
You wipe from back to front.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.794214 del
Hotter than a nun's ginger.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.794215 del
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Boss lady cut off his internet hahah. Based Michelle.

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>Azxx gleeblix-harmonyx zwoopz
>Centhix, zaptzaptz flynergy
>Zubbadubba puzztanding pingblorp

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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.794218 del
Studies indicate that black peoples arses are indeed quite black.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.794219 del
They still bleed red when I shove a bayonet up em

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.794220 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.794221 del
Her body is now ready.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.794222 del
I regret drinking so much.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.794223 del
We don't want to know about your sexual proclivities.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.794224 del
helen rape

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.794225 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.794226 del
Another poo.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.794227 del
She must be a bit pungent by now.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.794228 del
Harry Potter and the Pepper Pie Poo Poo Party

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.794229 del
Two weeks.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.794230 del
Motherbat's visit is a good opportunity to quit drinking and get the diet on track too.
By the time she leaves you would be feeling great and ready to continue. 2024 Weber glow up arc.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.794231 del
Someone dumped four bags of rubbish on the median next to my house. Now I see someone has moved them onto the road. They are in a line blocking half the road.
Bad home area.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.794232 del
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Do not mix with winebibbers, or gluttonous eaters of meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.794233 del
Possum called me a gluttonous winenigger once

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.794234 del
Was he right?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.794235 del

he was being generous

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.794236 del
little bit

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.794237 del
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wish I could nap during the day

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.794238 del
I only can if I smoke a lot of choof.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.794239 del
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I'm starting to think deliveries to NEETs may have been cursed recently.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.794240 del
That sucks. What aren't you receiving?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.794241 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.794242 del
Some 3d printed bits for the miniatures.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.794243 del
If the code is open source, you could get a local printer to make them.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.794244 del
I am hoping it will turn up twice now though that sometimes happens.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.794245 del
I would like to get one myself one day they are getting better and better.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.794246 del
I might do likewise when I get some more bench space for the spare bedroom. Then I can do guns and electronics and car models and whatever side by side.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.794247 del
My fantasy house would have a workroom like that.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.794248 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.794249 del
Yes. I have already declined more choggies and chippies and stuff, and the 6 inch subway today was the first fast food since last Friday. The alcohol will be the hardest, although I think I will compromise and stop buying wine and premix and just start working on those 18 or 19 bottles of scotch a little bit each night.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.794250 del
The malts will be nicer and better for you than the premix.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.794251 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.794252 del
It's hard to find fitted sheets for an inflatable.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.794254 del
Thank you. It's a nice day for it.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.794255 del
Oh. I saw that but didn't understand. I thought it was so you could put them in the right order.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.794256 del

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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.794259 del
I used to get horny when moving their limp rag doll bodies around.
Decided to not investigate that any further.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.794260 del
I did use those mods to spank Lydia quite a few times
Whinge about carrying my burdens you fucking bitch

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.794261 del
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Try watching it while high on magic mushies.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.794262 del
at the neet compound, we will do this every friday night

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.794263 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.794264 del
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Picrel is the only one I can think of that's about neets.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.794265 del
Barfly is a flim about some NEETs

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.794266 del
She plays tennis

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.794267 del
Ash Barfly

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.794268 del
might be nordy later

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.794269 del
today will be 7 days without a wank

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.794270 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.794271 del
The zombie Red Dead Redemption was pretty kino.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.794272 del
we will run out of things to steal from her house

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.794273 del
You better not.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.794274 del
Me far right.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.794275 del
>far right

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.794276 del
I can't help it. It's the build up of spunk and testosterone.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.794277 del
The Subway drive-thrus must be the slowest of all goyslop chains I reckon.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.794278 del
I've never seen one, let alone used one.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.794279 del
Literally who?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.794280 del
FluteNOOT, you blithering imbecile.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.794281 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.794282 del
That thing looks bigger than 6 inches.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.794283 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.794284 del
Had the camera on macro mode.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.794285 del
A 6 inch cannon fires like a 45kg/100lbs projie (what we in the gun biz call a projectile)

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.794286 del
As the actress said to the bishop.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.794287 del
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The absolute state of the avocado. Supermarket sushi...

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.794288 del
The prawn is trying to escape

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.794289 del
6 inch diameter of the shell.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.794290 del
Tbf I would also try and escape in it's position.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.794291 del
How could

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.794292 del
Wish I was how.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.794293 del
I am a bloody idiot I got over 40 tubs of paint and I completely forgot brown.
How did I forget brown?
How did they not include brown in the basic colours set?

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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.794296 del
Some men only top

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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.794298 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.794299 del
Add /ausneets/ and reduce the size for a new banner.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.794300 del
>Then I can do guns


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.794301 del
Not printing them, cleaning and reloading for the ones I am licensed for.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.794302 del
Lettuce in.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.794303 del
They exist.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.794304 del
i believe you

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.794305 del
Cruisey yelled at me when I took to long to order at a drive-through Subway when he was driving

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.794306 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.794307 del
You deserved it for wasting the poor mans time ya dozy slag

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.794308 del
Herder called me, while on shift with another client (from a different company) and put her on after giving me the low down on how the bleep bloop app works or something. That was all a bit intense.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.794309 del
Are you allowed to herd other peoples mongs?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.794310 del
He yelled again when I dropped tomato and mayonnaise in my lap and on the car seat

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.794311 del
They trade them like baseball cards

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.794312 del
Was almost going to make this exact post this morning.
This weeks gooning hasn't been kind to my digestive system. Wagon poo best poo

Why didn't you just stock up before she got there? Fark moi


NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.794313 del
On hot days Cruisey would deliberately burn my bare legs with the seatbelt buckle while strapping me in.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.794314 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.794315 del
Then throw them away like used condoms.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.794316 del
Weber, leave a light on for me
I'll be there before you close the door
To give you all the love that you need
Weber, leave a light on for me
'Cause when the world takes me away
You are still the air that I breathe

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.794317 del
>low down on how the bleep bloop app works or something.
You need more Monk urgently.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.794318 del

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.794319 del
nigga cant even into wordpress

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.794320 del
nigga couldn't even the we work lift

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.794321 del
Bossmen don't need to know things that's what underlings are for.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.794322 del
I am fearful that the slightest thing will have me explode in a fountain of penis mayo in the week 8-14 January. A suggestive Olive would absolutely do it.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.794323 del
The less you know the better a boss you make.
Mahatma Gandhi

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.794324 del
My 6 inch cannon has fired on a few prozzies.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.794325 del
45kg ones?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.794326 del
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NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.794327 del
The Bossman will still want to know why his website doesn't work 3 weeks later.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.794328 del
*bites lip*

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.794329 del
Do any two colours mix together to make brown?

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.794330 del
I tried a bit and kept getting a poo-green colour.
I need a dark brown and a light tan.

NEET 12/29/2023 (Fri) 04:28