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NEET General #781 - New Year New Outlook Edition NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No. 795440
Time to make some changes NEETs
We will be the big boys on the block

OLD: >>794438
Edited last time by imissfather on 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:17.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.795441 del
Finally worked


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.795442 del
No old


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.795443 del
>>795442
Your ageist


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.795444 del
I did put old but I had to make it about 6 times before it worked and I got lazy


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.795446 del
>>795440
I'm in as long as I'm in charge of the domestic terrorism and arson department


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.795447 del
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forgot the pic


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.795448 del
>>795446
You're always arson about


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.795449 del
Nearby neighbours are drinking and getting boisterous in the back yard and it's not even 10 yet.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.795450 del
SA BEST A
I was delayed, doing a poo.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.795451 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.795452 del
>>795447
Get a haircut you girl.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.795453 del
>>795452
Bloody Romanian hippies


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.795454 del
>>795449
Unna.
I've thought about boongery several times. Got two bottles of turkey on the way home.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.795455 del
>>795454
I still have my christmas bottle I'll probably crack that.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.795456 del
With 8.5 tonnes of fireworks set to be launched across two displays, at 9pm and midnight, the focus this year will be firmly anchored around First Nations traditions.

To kick things off, the Tribal Warrior Association will conduct a smoking ceremony across three boats to "cleanse the harbour of negative spirits" in preparation for the new year, using eucalyptus leaves to purify the space and pay respect to the traditional custodians of the land, past and present.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.795457 del
>>795456
>With 8.5 tonnes of fireworks set to be launched
That's just Tiffo's stash


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.795458 del
>>795456
The boongs will have a choof and then we'll blow shit up to celebrate Straya.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.795459 del
2024 is the year of NEET revival. The bulge pics will make a comeback.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.795460 del
Imagine how many hospital beds you could blow up with 8.5 tonnes of fireworks


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.795461 del
>>795460
Perfectly legal as long as you say Hamas was hiding underneath


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.795462 del
>>795447
Thanks International Cruisey.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.795463 del
Weber farted and blamed Hamas under the floorboards once.


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>>795463
>blamed


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.795466 del
I've given up clicking the images on this board. They never load.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.795467 del
>>795454
Put your depends on.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.795468 del
>>795466
are you using a phone or have a stupid adblocker or something?


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.795470 del
>>795469
lol good one


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.795471 del
>>795453
I'm not a hippie, you boong
I'm half homeless


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.795472 del
>>795471
>I'm half homeless
that's not really something you can do half of


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.795473 del
Might bring back WWWOTW next year.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.795474 del
Might not either.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.795475 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.795476 del
>>795473
I doubt you will.


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.795478 del
>>795476
You are trying to reverse psychologic me


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.795479 del
>>795473
Please do.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.795480 del
>>795441
Ta8PPv3Anlw


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.795481 del
>>795478
Nah, I just have no faith in you anymore.


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.795484 del
>>795472
probably not


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.795485 del
>>795478
I have twice as much faith in you.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.795486 del
>>795482
Too early o⅞


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.795487 del
>>795447
What were you exploding.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.795488 del
>>795485
2 X 0 = 0


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.795489 del
Going to paint another 4 guys like the last one then I will do a fancy one in robes with a big sword.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.795491 del
>>795488
I already had WebFaith x3.4


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.795492 del
Sad now I failed that NEET


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.795494 del
>>795469
Well memed.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.795495 del
>>795492
2024 The year of Redemption


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.795496 del
>>795488
2 X 0 = 00


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.795497 del
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>>795489
Don't mix the colours up wrong.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.795498 del
>>795497
Kek, those are good.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.795499 del
>>795496
2 x 0 = 00
00 + 7 = 007


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.795500 del
Therefore Weber is James Bond.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.795502 del
Got some standards. Did not see any mallards.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.795503 del
>>795500
I knew it.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.795504 del
Put the aircon on.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.795505 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.795506 del
>>795502
They probably wouldn't serve them anyway.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.795507 del
>>795506
Then who drinks Fluffy Ducks?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.795508 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.795509 del
Maybe International Cruisey did a big fart while lighting his ciggie


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.795510 del
Ate all my jam tarts :(


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.795511 del
Tiffin would like the Lyndoch bakery, given it's basically in a Bavarian beer hall lookin' thingo


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.795512 del
>>795487
sprays


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.795513 del
>>795509
I'm full of beans


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.795514 del
>tfw will never get to blow things up with International Cruisey


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.795515 del
>>795514
We could declare war on Romania


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.795516 del
get a flight and we can always figure something out


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.795517 del
The NEETs do Bucharest


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.795518 del
>>795516
If we win we get 10 hot Romanian chicks and you have to take 10 ugly boongs


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.795519 del
UMM Global - Explosive Munitions In Populated Areas


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.795520 del
>>795515
if any war would start, I would gtfo at light speed
I don't care about this shithole any more than I do about the gigantic turd I let out this morning


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.795521 del
Then it's only an 8 hour drunk drive to see Shibs in Budapest


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.795522 del
That's what they call Weber... Buddha Pest.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.795523 del
>>795511
He'd spend the whole time complaining about Asians in rented cars going 10ks below the speed limit and talking in the shop while he inspects the spar potential.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.795524 del
When we are in Romania I will wait till Possum is having a pee on a bush and I will say Your a peein


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.795526 del
>>795518
if we win I'm forcing tommy emmanuel to play wonderwall for the rest of his life and teach me guitar if possible


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.795527 del
>>795521
Road trip 2024


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.795528 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.795529 del
Thailand is cancelled. We're going to Europe


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.795530 del
>>795529
Good. I wasn't comfortable with the dirty asian places.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.795531 del
Cruisey could invoice the whole trip as a Fact Finding Mission into Romanian Mong Herding Techniques.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.795532 del
>>795531
I could take most of you as mongs and the rest as herders.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.795533 del
>>795529
as I said, hungary has much better whores than we do
and is a compliment


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.795534 del
>>795532
Corruption at it's finest.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.795535 del
There would be some kind of international incident.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.795536 del
>>795531
there's cluj, a really clean city in this country
why is it clean?
they forcefully sent all the gypsies in some sort of outskirt, and offered them no fucking public transportation
take lessons


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.795537 del
>>795534
he's getting the hang of eastern europe politics


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.795538 del
>>795537
We made all our bribery legal


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.795539 del
>>795535
>>795534
I'd just delete the files and only invoice whoever made it back.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.795540 del
Only have to declare employees once I put them on payroll to the ATO.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.795541 del
Can mong herders actually take mongs on international holidays? It wouldn't surprise me if they could.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.795542 del
>>795540
How would the employees lodge their tax return?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.795543 del
>>795541
Insurance is the issue, not compliance.
Although, supports are supposed to be provided in Australia I think. I have heard of people going overseas. The invoices will only state hours, not where they went or what they did.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.795544 del
>>795542
Nobody does that anymore. STP2 means the employer declares each pay.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.795545 del
time to brush my teeth, go to work, and pretend I didn't stay up all night drinking absinthe
cya


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.795546 del
>>795545
Bye International Cruisey.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.795547 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.795548 del
What a load of balls


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.795549 del
Shrinkflation doesn't just affect supermarkets.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.795550 del
>>795547
me on a good day


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.795551 del
Is Sizzler open tomorrow?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.795552 del
>>795551
Depends on where you are.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.795553 del
Dan should open a rival restaurant chain that serves all-you-can-drink alcohol and call it Sozzlers


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.795554 del
>>795553
>all-you-can-drink alcohol
It would close the next day when a mong drives home and crashes into something then blames Sozzlers for serving him all the booze.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.795555 del
>>795553
>Sozzlers
Kek well bantered.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.795556 del
Angry and woed thinking about all the time I've wasted.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.795557 del
>>795556
I finished playing Stray today.
Tomorrow is a New Year to achieve new things.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.795558 del
>>795557
I'm writing up a list of things to do next year. I've done this every year and never changed. Maybe this time will be different.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.795559 del
>>795558
It will be another disappointment


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.795560 del
The old mints used to say F and L on them, (Full strength 4mg and Low strength 1.5mg).
Maybe they had to change that to the current 4 and I presume 1.5 stamped on the top, so they were made to change it.
There's a second compartment behind the hole.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.795561 del
Superstar DJ's
Here we go!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.795562 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5G8HHaClcGQ [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.795563 del
>>795560
They're 4 and 2 you boong


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.795564 del
I remember that new years video NK made when he was driving to church.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.795565 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.795566 del
Fat maori women were blocking the aisles at bottleshop. I want them deported.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.795567 del
Found a legacy pack of mints. My breathing is calmer. Haven't even had one yet.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.795568 del
>>795563
They are 1.5


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.795569 del
You neets gonna have one last big feed or one last big drink tonight before getting on the wagon tomorrow?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.795570 del
Lol
They won't come out. Fuck this hole.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.795571 del
>>795569
One more pack of mints until cutting back to the shit ones


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.795572 del
based


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.795573 del
camembert


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.795574 del
brie is better


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.795575 del
but camembert isn't bad


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.795576 del
is it raining where you are?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.795577 del
2 day old bread soaked in water for dinner tonight


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.795578 del
>>795568
You're right. I am a boong

>>795577
19 degrees in melbourne but feels much hotter


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.795579 del
>>795578
Sperg?!?!?!?!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.795580 del
>>795579
In more ways than you know


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.795581 del
mints are feminine


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.795582 del
>>795581
You suck big stogies


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.795583 del
how long has spergo been back?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.795584 del
>>795583
I bet he never left, he just didn't bring attention to himself


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.795585 del
>>795569
I am already on the wagon and have been for a couple of days.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.795586 del
Tonight the wagon is gonna pull into a few fast food and bottle shop drive throughs


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.795587 del
>>795586
Sitting in the back of a wagon and gooning with some cheeseburgs with you lot would be pretty fun. We could go all he way to Niggers Creek, QLD


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.795588 del
breathalysers are satanic


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.795589 del
ON OUTBACK OPAL HUNTERS!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.795590 del
Working out a diet plan. Very stressful.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.795591 del
>>795590
Go on...


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.795592 del
he's feeling his age


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.795593 del
>>795591
So much stuff to sort out and manage with micronutrients and ingredient lists.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.795595 del
Need to piss.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.795596 del
>>795595
Nuro's bedroom is unlocked.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.795597 del
>>795593
How are you managing it. Spreadsheet?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.795598 del
>>795593
>micronutrients
Real?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.795599 del
You can spread my sheets.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.795601 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.795602 del
Not a single word describing the man
>‘What an a**hole’: Locals fume over killing of iconic Blue Groper in Sutherland Shire
>>The blue groper, known for being non-aggressive and inquisitive, has been the official fish of New South Wales since 1996 and is protected by law from spearfishing and commercial enterprise.
>>The groper, affectionately named ‘Gus’ by the community, was speared at Old Park in Cronulla, which is a well-signed no-spearfishing zone.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/what-an-ahole-locals-fume-over-killing-of-iconic-blue-groper-at-the-shire/news-story/d6e9ce5a7f83f82229d4dd10bb3f672c


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.795603 del
>>795602
Looks like a swarthoid


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.795604 del
>>795603
Afghani. Calling it.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.795605 del
Got some shit done today. Not nearly Much as I wanted but whatever


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.795606 del
does anyone else have hayfever today?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.795607 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.795608 del
>>795606
I think it's just pepper up my nose


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.795609 del
NEET Gang, NEET life. Pepper on my wrist.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.795610 del
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Another wasted year and not much hope for the next.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.795611 del
>>795610
Get off your arse and stop being a mopey cunt for once then.


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.795613 del
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PARTY TIME

EXCELLENT


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.795614 del
>>795612
Go on I dare you.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.795615 del
>>795613
Based.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.795616 del
>>795611
We don't appreciate tough love around here.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.795617 del
>>795616
>We
How many of you are there in there?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.795618 del
Are greeks white?


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.795621 del
>>795618
Maybe.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.795622 del
I have high hopes for our retarded friend.
Maybe with a new attitude and a smile in his heart he can shit in a pan twice in 2024.


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>>795622
I have no hope for most NEETs in 2024. The good NEEts have achieved steady state. It will be more of the same. But the other Problem NEETs are just going to accelerate that downward spiral. God i hope IGA gets cut off from xenon and has massive housing problems and has to move to Gympie or Deception Bay. I hope his poorly serviced car breaks too. I hope a spark plug chip rattles an engine cylinder.

After all the damage he has done here and to imissfather we can only hope.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.795624 del
Vapes are illegal to import into the country from midnight.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.795625 del
We'll be showing more of Blue Eye Samurai in 45 minutes on womboflix, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.795626 del
>>795618
the ancient ones were, the modern ones are more like muslim rape babies. Also there seems to be a diaspora vs mainland split, with all of the smart greeks you see around being from the diaspora around the mediterranean


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.795627 del
>>795623
I just hope he comes up with some new material because he is so very obvious when he cycles through the same bait all day.
It's like the poor fella has massive autism or something.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.795628 del
>>795622
Didn't IGA shit in the pan >>>/test/5732 too?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.795629 del
>>795627
>be subversive and destabilise the board because you are unemployed and this is all you got
>I am not doing it it X Y Z NEET is
> I am going accuse X Y Z NEET of causing the problems
> I was the first NEET in board history to Permanently bannned
> I am just going to keep accusing and reporting everyone else for ban evasion

IGA is one hell of a of a piece of shit. Karma is a bitxh and it’s coming his way in 2024.

The good home NEEts will triumph in 2024 !


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.795630 del
>>795629
Yeah he's already on to the it wasn't me it was nuro part of the script today.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.795631 del
>>795624
I wonder if it will make the mongs more aggressive in the wild.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.795632 del
>>795631
Crowds of angry vapeless mongs will be roaming the treets reeeing and agressively flailing their arms about


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.795633 del
>>795632
Cruisey and the UMM PTY LTD associates will need whips.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.795634 del
>>795633
It will be a hard day for the herders


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.795635 del
having one last kfc binge before the wagon arrives. I wanted to have chinky, but the regular chinky was closed


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.795636 del
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Turned a hamburger patty into beef balls and made a quick pho. It was good.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.795637 del
>>795633
Cruisey doesn't need much of a reason to get out his gimp suit.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.795638 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.795639 del
>>795635
Enjoy noot.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.795640 del
>>795637
He looks stunning in it.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.795641 del
>>795636
Looks good.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.795642 del
>>795636
I would like to taste it before passing judgement on whether I would eat it all. It looks nice like a short noodle soup without the dumpling cases.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.795643 del
>>795635
Big binge?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.795644 del
>>795643
moderate - a 3 piece box and a go bucket


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.795645 del
The kfc drive through qt wished me a happy new year, which was nice, and it'll be the only time tonight.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.795646 del
>>795645
I wish you a happy new year


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.795647 del
>>795636
Lovely. Well done.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.795648 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.795649 del
>>795641
>>795642
>>795647
Thank you neets, it will be the wild card option on Mondays for neets who want a break from tendies and fries.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.795650 del
>>795636
Not impressed. Perhaps if I was in a North Korean POW camp.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.795651 del
>>795650
What did you have for dinner?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.795652 del
Haven't had KFC since 21 or 22 Dec.
Haven't had a wank since 22 Dec.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.795653 del
>>795651
A nice bowl of fried dog.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.795654 del
>>795652
Well done NEET.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.795655 del
Craving some south Korean POW feed


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.795656 del
>>795652
Do you use the grease to wank?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.795657 del
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Ok neets of culture, time for some more Blue Eye Samurai https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.795658 del
Had a steak sandwich, some coleslaw, and an ice cream mars bar thing for dinner.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.795659 del
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>>795657
I will be there.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.795660 del
Might go another cruise to the bottle-OH


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.795661 del
>>795645
The last time I went to KFC i asked for 6 pieces of HOT AND SPICY. Dumb bitch rang up original AGAIN!

Went to maccas this morning and asked for a PLAIN SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN

And he rang up a Sausage and EGG AGAIN !

These fucking zoomer fuxks I need to double check every single order lately


REEEEEEEEEEREERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.795662 del
>>795661
Have you run out of vape already?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.795663 del
>>795659
you look good neet


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.795664 del
>>795661
Men of culture do not eat hot and spicy. It is literal goyslop.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.795666 del
>>795658
Steak sandwich is always good.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.795667 del
>>795661
Maybe you should cook your own food, fat cunt


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.795668 del
>>795652
I havent eaten KFC since '98
I havent had a a a wank since early nov.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.795669 del
>>795667
You don't want to see what's cooked in the pan m8


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.795670 del
I have been watching lots of Hunter x Hunter today. The ant King has just hatched.
Gon and Killua are good wholesome boys. Winning with the power of friendship.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.795671 del
>>795670
It's a bit drawn out but an enjoyable arc. Hisoka never really appears.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.795672 del
>>795597
Yep. I hate the coles website so much. The woolies one is much better.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.795673 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.795674 del
>>795570
That mint lasted 4 hrs.
Having a new one now to see the difference.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.795675 del
>>795670
Hunter x Hunter is great. Easily one of my favorite animes


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.795676 del
>>795674
It's what your body needs!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.795677 del
>>795628
3/50 Lysaght St, Coolum Beach QLD 4573, Australia


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.795678 del
>Well its about that time, friends. The workshop has been running non-stop for two years since Ashley’s passing.
>These holidays we are closed from the 22nd of December until the 3rd of January to catch up on much needed rest and a backlog of engineering-related jobs. While we still might be able to accommodate some emergency repairs, we ask you respect the holidays and leave non-essential servicing until the new year.
>Thank you all for your support — HGR
Has nuro been evicted or is he still in the dunny?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.795679 del
>>795661
It is because you slur your words you pillbrained retard.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.795680 del
>>795678
He's still there. Do his own projects during the shutdown.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.795681 del
>>795680
No wonder he has been even worse than usual.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.795682 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.795683 del
Going to go shit me guts out.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.795684 del
>thinking about that 1 am neet who was in his neighbour's house while the neighbours were loudly fucking in his house for some reason


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.795685 del
Opened a bottle of Jacobs Creek sparkling. I can't believe you drink this shite, Numo.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.795686 del
>>795684
He should have had a wank on the wall


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.795687 del
>>795685
His taste in alcohol and food is quite unrefined but he has okayish taste in music.
>can't believe
Seven standards for seven dollars, I can believe it. He thinks he is too good for goon and so he goes for the next cheapest thing.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.795688 del
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>>795679
p-pwease dont say retart it herts peopols feewings


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.795689 del
Which SSRI gives you rizz?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.795690 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.795691 del
>>795689
They are called zaps not rizz.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.795692 del
>>795691
rizzap my bizap


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.795693 del
>>795691
girls dont talk about boys having zaps


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.795694 del
I hate zoomer slang.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.795695 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.795696 del
Detergent buys his crack off Zoomer Slang.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.795697 del
>>795695
Strike!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.795698 del
Might update my pc from DOS 3.1 this year


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.795699 del
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Rainy day at the commune


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.795700 del
>>795698
Be careful.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.795701 del
>>795700
It's scary but I want to play that new Double Dragon game.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.795702 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.795703 del
Might have some Jatz and Crackerbarrel soon.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.795705 del
I might have some melted chocolate, one last binge before the wagon


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.795706 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.795707 del
>>795705
Just one big pot?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.795708 del
>>795707
Need to empty the wagon before you can get onboard


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.795709 del
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This is my kind of cake


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.795710 del
>>795709
What if I want more cockroaches in my slice?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.795711 del
>>795710
You have to earn them


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.795712 del
Wagon is a Faustian ideal.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.795713 del
Sometimes you ride the wagon sometimes the wagon rides you.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.795714 del
I wanna see Monk's to-do list for 2024


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.795715 del
>>795714
1. Your mum


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.795716 del
>>795715
no you're


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.795717 del
>>795714
I'm writing it tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.795719 del
>>795605
>Much
Big much


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.795721 del
>>795717
I look forward to it.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.795722 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.795723 del
>>795718
>All alone
Technically you have each other.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.795725 del
>>795723
They are an ouroboros of love and hate.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.795726 del
>>795678
Why are you stalking a fellow NEET that has not done anything to you ? Are you like full homo gay ? Dude stick to Grinder.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.795727 del
I did a poo in the shower but it was too dry and hard to stomp down the drain so I'll stomp the rest down during tomorrow's shower.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.795728 del
>>795727
Get the cat to piss on it then stomp it


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.795729 del
>>795636
You're a crafty fella


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.795732 del
>>795665
Chasers War was cool


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.795733 del
>>795728
I tried to get the dog to piss on it but he took a shit on it instead so the problem is much worse now.
Then the dog pissed on my bed.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.795734 del
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>>795687
>>795667
>>795673
>>795677
>>795678
>>795718
>>795685

Hey look everyone IGA just woke up from yet another, suicidal, seething, goon coma in that shitty space he lives. Watch how for no reason at all he decides to make everyones life here horrible because thats all he knows how to do.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.795736 del
>>795731
You should have corrected the spelling of Grindr too


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.795737 del
Monk's laugh would make for a great ringtone tbh


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.795739 del
>>795733
Did you piss on the dogs bed yet?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.795740 del
who the fuck is eric?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.795741 del
>>795740
He could be a viking or maybe a fat kid from south park


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.795743 del
>>795738
Here we go again.
>it’s not IGA
>it’s only one person that doesn’t like
We know you use 3 browsers
We see you
You have been seen
You have been noticed


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.795744 del
>>795740
Not real.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.795745 del
Have to mute the GayBC before the bang bang.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.795747 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.795748 del
>>795746
Based.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.795749 del
I did not consent to my vocaroos being saved.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.795750 del
>>795734
>everyone is IGA


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.795751 del
>>795749
>consent
Real?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.795752 del
What the fuck do you get out of doing this shit over and over?
Are you really this desperate for attention that you sit here trolling yourself?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.795753 del
>>795730
We're watching some music documentary thing on SBS, which is being followed by a Billy Joel concert.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.795754 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.795755 del
Ten (10) Jatz with Cracker Barrel extra mega vintage.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.795756 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.795757 del
Can hear the early fireworks going off.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.795758 del
>>795751
Consent is real but it doesn't matter.

>>795757
I can hear dogs barking


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.795759 del
>>795757
A boong is singing over them on the GayBC


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.795761 del
Neighbours came around to welcome me to their backyard party.
I was rude and awkward. I sort of closed the door in their fave and said happy new year as I closed it.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.795762 del
I enjoyed that Samurai a lot more than I expected to.
Looks like a year till another one though.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.795763 del
>>795761
That would have been uncomfortable.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.795765 del
>>795761
They were probably trying to mog you


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.795766 del
A further ten (10) Jatz without cheese.
Motherbat has placed the box in the cupboard.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.795768 del
>>795761
You need a padlock for the front gate.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.795769 del
>>795766
Was there a stern look involved?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.795770 del
>>795766
She made the right choice. You can have ten more tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.795771 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.795772 del
>>795761
I wouldn't have answered the door.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.795773 del
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>>795760
>this is your life
>this is what you are actually doing on New Year’s Eve


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.795774 del
>>795766
I hope you at least got some butter on them.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.795775 del
I have heard that a stern look from Motherbat can drop an alpacca to its knees from 30 ft.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.795776 del
Night till midnight when I will get woken up again.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.795777 del
Holysmoke is really letting them off.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.795778 del
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I need to poo but I'm gonna wait a while until it gets bigger


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.795779 del
>>795776
Good night.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.795780 del
Motherbat is a good herder


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.795781 del
>>795776
G'night


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.795782 del
>>795780
Cruisey should hire her to train them.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.795783 del
I just typed craig instead of liquorland in a search
I got ausneets on the brain


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.795784 del
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garn grab some chockies from woolies, one last snack before the wagon tomorrow. You neets want anything? My shout.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.795785 del
>>795746
webby! noooooooooo!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.795786 del
>>795784
30kg of everything thanks


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.795787 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.795788 del
>>795768
I need to get a moat


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.795789 del
>>795784
Some chocolate coated peanuts thanks.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.795790 del
>>795788
Would you poo in the moat?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.795791 del
>>795772
I should get one of those camera doorbells but then they'd probably get pissy about me not doing the app thing.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.795792 del
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>>795784
Every fucking place closed at 7pm tonight.

YOU LYING PANDERING AI FAGGOT


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.795793 del
>>795784
I haven't seen a white knight in a long time


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.795794 del
>>795792
He might be in WA


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.795795 del
>>795792
Lay of the drugs bud


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.795797 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I3tH33qn9rQ [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.795798 del
This is getting truly pathetic.
I have seen crazy screaming people n trains who had more dignity than this.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.795799 del
>>795776
Good night Pidge. xx


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.795801 del
>>795784
Get me that kit-kat block please.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.795802 del
>>795798
On new years eve too. Sad.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.795803 del
>>795796
Stop being such a lying deceit ridden shitlord.
You got rangebanned by Shiban hundreds of times during your big tantrum of 2020 when you decided to start spamming the board because no one wanted you here. no one still wants you here no one wants anything to do with you in real life either you are certified dead end loser🤡


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.795804 del
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>>795783
He's got a lonely night at the register ahead of him.


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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.795807 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.795808 del
They are starting to get rowdy out on the streets. The squealing tires from the burnouts, the cheers of the bad home mob.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.795809 del
>>795806
I don't consent either


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.795810 del
>>795808
My neighbours seem to have stopped I don't know if they passed out or went elsewhere


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.795811 del
On a Korean street food marathon. Actually better than the city or parties or people.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.795813 del
>>795806
Poorly vocaroo'd.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.795814 del
>>795798
NO MONEY, NO VAGINA
NO MONEY NO VAGINA
DON'T GET LOTS OF MONEY
DON'T GET TO PUT IT INSIDE HER


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.795816 del
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Have any NEETs ever had an Elvis sandwich?
Deep fried bacon,peanut butter and banana


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.795817 del
He saves the vocaroos to try and intimidate. Not one of the boys.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.795818 del
>>795817
And replied to the wrong NEET


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.795819 del
How's gf2023 looking neets? 2 hours left, not too late to make an account on a dating app and chat to some desperate qts.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.795820 del
>>795792
yeah, I had to go to one of those service stations/grocery places, but I got mah chockies


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.795821 del
Soyfree and frm ?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.795823 del
>>795819
They aren't desperate enough for me.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.795824 del
>>795819
I just got 5 gfs and they are all doing things to my neetstick.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.795825 del
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I bet the silver fox is out at some new year's eve party tonight. I bet he picks up, some desperate slam pig or something even hotter.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.795826 del
>>795824
1 for each inch?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.795827 del
>>795825
She will get the full helicopter mechanic treatment


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.795828 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.795829 del
might do a RAT test in a moment, find out if all this hay fever is actually covid


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.795830 del
>>795826
Yeah but that left one spare for my balls


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.795831 del
Go see fireworks or not?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.795832 del
I saw a porn film once where a guy in a shark costume rooted a really fat chick on a boat.
It was very funny.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.795833 del
>>795829
Goodbye.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.795834 del
>>795831
Yeah go on.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.795835 del
Closing tab. Goodbye. Thanks for the memories.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.795836 del
>>795835
See you tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.795837 del
>>795835
Goodnight


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.795838 del
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>>795808
>Muh it's a public holiday I must act retarded


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.795839 del
>>795835
Goodbye neet.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.795840 del
>>795835
3 more hours.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.795841 del
>>795840
Trust the plan


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.795842 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.795843 del
That slampig is gonna get invited back for a nescafe for sure


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.795844 del
>Please standby while the dickrider comes up with its next response


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.795845 del
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Meanwhile at the UMM Pty New Years Eve party.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.795846 del
>>795835
Which NEET did we lose this time?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.795847 del
>>795846
TabclosedNEET.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.795848 del
Lots of fireworks. Feeling lonely. Woe. Hopefully this year will be my last.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.795849 del
>>795845
Me on the right.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.795850 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.795851 del
Night NOOTs. See you next year.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.795852 del
>>795842
Well bantered.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.795853 del
>>795849
Me with the missing teef


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.795854 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.795855 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.795856 del
>>795851
G'night NEET


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.795857 del
(97.08 KB 999x1280 NuroAtTheClub.jpg)


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.795858 del
>>795848
it will be for me, not sad just glad it will all finally be over.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.795859 del
>Daniel Webber as Private Paul Large


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.795860 del
>>795855
She looks like a girl that needs a good spanking.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.795861 del
Being suicidal is a sign of taking yourself too seriously.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.795862 del
>>795857
Fiddy's song In Da Club was actually inspired by all his adventures nightclubbing with the silver fox. A little known fact is that nuro and fiddy were childhood friends.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.795863 del
>>795855
See neets? You can meet qts 90 minutes before midnight on dating apps. The later you leave it, the hotter and more desperate they are.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.795864 del
He didn't deny eating all of that roast lamb.
I think he might be above 120kg by now.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.795865 del
>>795846
I suspect it was goondaddy. He'll be back as soon as he falls off the wagon tomorrow afternoon.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.795866 del
>>795862
I heard it was the Fox taught him how to rap


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.795867 del
>>795863
I'm gonna wait till 11:59 and get me a supermodel


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.795868 del
>Sleep next to toilet
>Wake up next to toilet


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.795869 del
HORNY SUPERMODELS IN YOUR AREA WANT SEX NOW AND ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR IT


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.795870 del
Covid test status: negative!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.795871 del
>>795870
I never did one of those tests what do you actually do with the rat? Does it go up your bum?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.795872 del
>>795871
Depends on the diseases you're worried about getting.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.795873 del
Doggo is terrified.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.795874 del
Based Serb DESTROYS teh Chinaman.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.795875 del
>>795873
All the doggo's are barking near me
New Years Eve is the apocalypse for dogs.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.795876 del
>>795845
Me in the every pixel of the picture.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.795877 del
>>795846
SOYFREE


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.795878 del
I should stop looking at pictures of model war robots or I'm going to buy one.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.795879 del
I'm going to try to do better this coming year.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.795880 del
>>795845
Commune life


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.795881 del
>>795879
Good NEET.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.795882 del
>>795873
Poor fella.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.795883 del
(59.97 KB 1253x836 NuroAtTheClub.jpg)


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.795884 del
Where do you neets get your protein powder? I'm looking to get something cheap. Is bulk nutrients still good?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.795885 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.795886 del
>>795885
Which brand?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.795887 del
I hate how much water is on those packs of meat at the shops. False advertising.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.795888 del
>tfw shops are closed tomorrow
Fuck me dead.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.795889 del
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>>795888
Go out inna bush an get some free tucka bro


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.795890 del
>>795888
I'm almost out of food, too.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.795891 del
Midnight starts soon in Austria, no?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.795892 del
>>795891
West coast 3.5 hours, half an hour or an hour for the rest


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.795893 del
Possum asked me to help him dispose of a stiff once.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.795894 del
6 minutes


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.795895 del
Happy new year neets


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.795896 del
I can hear explosions. Have the gooks invaded?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.795897 del
Happy New Year!

>>795896
Oh no, the coconut plantation!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.795898 del
Watching a show about vile british people called Filthy,Rich and Catflap and they have murdered two milkmen for no reason in the first 10 minutes.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.795899 del
Happy New Year Eastern NEETs


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.795900 del
Okay, starting from now Happy New Year to you, fellas!

>>795899
Oh no, the coconut plantation!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.795901 del
Happy new year, I guess


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.795902 del
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This is their couch


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.795903 del
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What the fuck. Ah okay. Never mind.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.795904 del
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.795905 del
>>795883
Signature DunnyWave flush.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.795906 del
>>795899
>>795900
>>795901
>>795904
Thanks NEETs. The same to you.

I was woken up by the neighbours fireworks as predicted. Time to get back to sleep again.

Night.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.795907 del
Bah humbug!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.795908 del
>>795906
Night fella.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.795909 del
Where should I get a bunch of glass containers for feed packs?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.795910 del
G'night NEETs
Happy New Nigger


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.795912 del
>>795903
Imagine sitting on the couch in your living room watching television with your shoes on and your shirt tucked into your pants.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.795913 del
Happy Australia day, NEEToes


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.795914 del
>>795910
Sleep tight. Happy New Year.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.795915 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.795916 del
>>795915
mording
happy new year to you


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.795917 del
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Good morning neets, and happy new year. Welcome to 2024, and let's all help each other in making sure that it's the year of the wagon.

Morning bros
>>795915
>>795916


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.795918 del
haven't had a shower this year haha!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.795920 del
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>>795919
Perhaps she reconsidered after her college died.
>Dolanson


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.795921 del
>>795920
What did you have for dinner?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.795922 del
>>795921
Ham ad cheese sammich. Tea. Banana, coconut roll.
Should have hot dogs with mustard because customary. But was liek meh.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.795923 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.795924 del
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>>795922
do you guys do this?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.795925 del
>>795924
No. Perhaps lowest tier gypsies.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.795926 del
>>795923
That video is cute.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.795927 del
>>795916
>>795917
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.795928 del
Good morning NEETs. Happy new year.
I was woken up early when an ambulance visited next door. Very loud engine just idling for an hour.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.795929 del
>>795928
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.795930 del
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Can someone fix it for me please?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.795931 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.795932 del
had to get her highness the newspaper, so I got a choggy doughnut and a java mondster


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.795933 del
>>795932
When does the diet wagon leave today?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.795934 del
Garn woolies, you neets need anything?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.795935 del
>>795933
after lunch
she has a cheesecake or something for pudding after the roast beef


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.795936 del
>>795932
You earned it!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.795937 del
>>795934
Triple Dare please.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.795938 del
>>795915
>>795916
>>795917
>>795927
>>795928
>>795929
G'morning NEETs, Happy new year.
My new years poo was almost a clogger the water level in the toilet rose quite a bit before it went down.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.795939 del
>>795931
In the future they will make robotic toilets that can reach up inside your hole to pull the poo out.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.795940 del
>>795938
It's very bad luck to poo on new years day


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.795941 del
>>795939
I prefer the human touch of midget hands


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.795942 del
>>795941
The calming music is my favourite part when she pops up.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.795943 del
I hope Bonbi and Olive posts their boosies tonight


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.795944 del
>>795938
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.795945 del
>>795943
>boosies
No tuck, no cap.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.795946 del
>>795939
Or an Indian mom >>795445


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.795947 del
java mondster is vile


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.795948 del
>>795947
Racist


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.795952 del
>>795950
>>795450
Spooky both posts ending in 50.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.795953 del
I think I will give up reading the news sites for my new year resolution.
All the news does is upset me. There is no need for me to know what is going on out there.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.795954 del
>>795953
That sounds like a good idea NEET no sense upsetting yourself.
I get most of my news from here anyway.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.795955 del
Motherbat insists on reading aloud from the paper, no matter how many times I say I don't care or harrumph at her.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.795956 del
>>795955
Kek, dad always did that


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.795957 del
When I was a kid we'd all sit round and do the quiz from the saturday paper after breakfast.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.795958 del
>>795957
Sounds like good family.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.795959 del
>>795958
It wasn't as wholesome as it sounds I have 4 sisters that screamed at each other all the time and it would get nasty.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.795960 del
>>795932
What's open out there?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.795961 del
>>795960
I just went to Weberboig. I have no idea really. Not much I suspect.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.795962 del
(353.56 KB 1693x2560 tomorrow.jpeg)


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.795963 del
>>795962
Sounds do-able.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.795964 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.795965 del
Discovered that my new device actually has native spyware.i get adds and data collected about me from my own device, which they sell.
Very angry


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.795966 del
>>795965
That sucks can you disable it somehow?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.795967 del
>>795961
Have you had a burger from there recently?
I had one a month or so ago and it was shit.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.795968 del
>>795966
It seems you can opt out, but they wouldn't add it as a native feature until after some update it became mandatory


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.795969 del
>>795967
No, not since they ruined the Southern Belle. The prices are ridiculous too.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.795970 del
>>795968
It's hard to avoid these days my computer reinstalls skype every time I run disk cleanup.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.795971 del
Having a coffee and a mint. Might as well just have a goon and a choof because I know I'm too weak willed.
My sort of resolution (I don't really do that) is cutting back drinking to no more than 3 days a week.
Today's a shit day to start.
Unironically thinking about tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.795972 del
>>795969
I think they still do $5 burgers on Tuesday but the southern belle was best and is ruined.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.795973 del
>>795971
May as well wait until February 1st to start now.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.795974 del
>>795973
New decade is just around the corner.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.795975 del
>>795970
The more I think about it the angrier I get. It's no longer possible to keep big tech out of your life


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.795976 del
I'm so irritated all the time. The noises outside, people talking, sunlight refracting into my eyes, itchy skin, coffee is slightly not sweet enough, telephones exist,


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.795977 del
>>795976
You need a choof.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.795979 del
>>795915
>>795916
>>795917
>>795927
>>795928
>>795929

Good Morning NEETs

Have a Based new year from the Based one.

>>795953
here you go watch this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUMncZHIcNc [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.795980 del
Did a second poo.
2024 has been a productive year so far.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.795981 del
>>795980
I had yet another sloppy shit.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.795982 del
>>795953
smart, they're 90% bullshit anyway


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.795983 del
>>795962
year of the toad


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.795984 del
>>795979
A based new year to you too, nuro.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.795985 del
Might visit IKEA tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.795986 del
Did you achieve any steps in the right direction in 2023, no matter how small?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.795987 del


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.795988 del
I have like 40 meals in my fridges and they all went off while i was away.
J U S T


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.795989 del
I wish I could punch someone from wikapedia in the face every time they do the begging pop up.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.795990 del
>>795989
install ublock origin


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.795991 del
>>795990
It doesn't stop Jimmy's begging banners and shit


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.795992 del
>>795990
That won't help me punch people in the face.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.795993 del
>>795985
Swedish meatballs please.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.795994 del
Created an RSVP account, perused, disabled account.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.795995 del
>>795991
shit, I must have added a custom block to wikipedia


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.795996 del
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NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.795997 del
>>795991
Click the "I already donated" thing and it says they will hide the ads for a week. I have no idea if this is true.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.795998 del
>>795983
Might put one on my washing machine


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.795999 del
Now I also can say "Happy New Year!" without being early.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.796001 del
>>795999
Happy New Year.
I had some Ajvar last night to celebrate.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.796002 del
>>795999
Happy New Year Shibs.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.796003 del
>>796000
This is what I need.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.796004 del
>>796001
>Serbia
I thought it must be Hungarian


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.796005 del
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>>795999
Happy New Year


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.796006 del
That looks like one he'd put on his toilet fridge


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.796007 del
Don't Be A Menace is rolling on:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
I'm not sure how long I'll stay tho.

>>796001
>>796002
Thank you.

>>796004
Close enough.

>>796005
Thank you...?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.796008 del
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>>795999
'appy new year mate


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.796009 del
>>796008
Have a pint on me!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.796010 del
>>796007
Anything with paprika is rightfully Hungarian


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.796011 del
>>796010
Indeed.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.796012 del
>>795988
PREPPED


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.796013 del
>>796000
That’s some high quality pondering.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.796014 del
back on the dungeon synth and rpg coding


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.796015 del
I'm going to check out one of the wargaming clubs next week.
Hopefully some of them will be more NEET than nerd.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.796016 del
>>796015
they might even have a girl there!


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.796017 del
>>796016
C'mon mate let's be realistic


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.796018 del
>>796015
A man can be both.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.796019 del
>>796015
I know a few that frequent the shops in best A, there's Dragon's Lair in Salisbury and one up at Modbury.
They're all with the tism but most are okay. Kind of reminds me of the metal mongs that used to play that stuff 20 years ago.


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.796020 del
>>796019
>metal mongs
heavy metal fans?


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.796021 del
>>796020
mental mongs


NEET 12/31/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.796022 del
>>796020
Yeah, they listened to cradle of filth and murderdolls and that sort of shit.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.796023 del
>>795988
Turn them all into curries.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.796024 del
>>796021
They were that too. I remember being at a party and a guy was giving himself a burn mark tattoo thing. Was deep in his arm near the tendons.
Think he was doing it with a coat hanger.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.796025 del
Boongery might be on the cards.
I'm going to record the sessions here.
Still planning on 3 times a week (not including work lunch beers). Also going to try and cut back mints.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.796026 del
The fattest, nerdiest people I've ever seen were the guys playing warhammer at those stores.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.796027 del
>>796026
Velcro shoes and Diablo I T-shirts. Big metal ring with the head of a wolf on it. Free flowing napes.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.796028 del
Also those pen stick weapons on their keyrings. I've only seen mongs have them.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.796029 del
>>796025
I'll start a new spreadsheet.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.796030 del
>>796028
>pen stick weapons
kubotan?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.796031 del
>>796029
I'm still on my first mint.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.796032 del
>>796031
for the hour?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.796033 del
>>796030
lol, I knew it would have some anime sounding name.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.796034 del
>>796019
Yeah the metal mongs are generally the more fun crew. bloody good description actually
The game stores tend to have screaming children and I want to avoid that.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.796035 del
There is one that lives near me. Metal t-shirt, cargo shorts, shoulder length ginger hair.
I see him walking past. Very overweight.
I think he has a gf.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.796036 del
>>796035
>I think he has a gf.
I hate him already.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.796037 del
>>796025
>(not including work lunch beers)
This does not compute.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.796038 del
>>796036
If you beat him you get the gf but his blue eyed white dragon deck will mog you so hard, you might become his second gf.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.796039 del
>>796035
>Very overweight.
>I think he has a gf.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.796040 del
>>796038
MtG is a cut throat lifestyle.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.796041 del
>>796034
I used to have a mate who was really into it. Drunk d and d nights were cool.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.796042 del
>>796037
I can only have one because I need to drive and it's with a meal, and social.
Not drinking to get drunk.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.796043 del
>>796041
Yeah I dole bludged my first year out of school and we basically gooned and choof'd and played d&d the whole year.
It was bloody good fun.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.796044 del
>>796042
Oh alright I'll allow it then.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.796045 del
I am in charge of duck fat taters apparently


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.796046 del
>>796045
Can I be in charge of testing them?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.796047 del
>>796043
ProteinNEET was the only one of us with a good enough paycheck to get on a rental lease, then he had a different person move in or out about every month. They were all the goths and d and d folks.
You'd walk in and there'd be people swinging broadswords and reciting red dwarf.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.796048 del
Pacing.
Choof on the mind.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.796049 del
>>795917
GMAHNYTYT


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.796050 del
>>796048
Tell yourself you can have some at midday or 6pm and keep busy till then.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.796051 del
She's fucking arguing with me about a crossword answer and she is wrong


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.796052 del
>>796046
You may test one (1) tater


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.796053 del
>>796047
That sounds a lot like my group tbh.
We did have a crack binge and play for 3 days straight once which got weird.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.796054 del
Accidentally told pajeet to bring me a six pack of guiness.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.796055 del
>>796054
>Accidentally


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.796056 del
>>796055
Yeah well she shouldn't have argued about a salmanazar holding 12 standard bottles of plonk. Got my dander right up.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.796057 del
Also if we switch to only having one or two
Methuselah 6 litres (8 bottles). Salmanazar 9 litres (12 bottles). Balthazar 12 litres (16 bottles) Nebuchadnezzar 15 litres (20 bottles)
each week, we can stay on the wagon


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.796058 del
>>796057
I won't be doing anything underhanded like that I'll stick to my one glass a day.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.796059 del
>>796058
Even the doctor said one glass of wine a day is good for you. So you're doing the right thing, NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.796060 del
>>796043
this, but my whole adult life


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.796061 del
She spent so long fucking around with her crossword that she forgot to put the fucking oven on.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.796062 del
>>796061
You are going to have to take those crossword puzzles off her.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.796063 del
Crosswords lead to cross words.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.796064 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.796065 del
>>796062
I have REEEEEEed at her and she is calling me a fat shit and threatening to catch the bus back to Victor.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.796066 del
You need to be kind to motherbat, you must treasure the time you have left with her.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.796067 del
>>796066
Motherbat will outlive us all.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.796068 del
2023 standards analysis.

2183.5 in total.
6.048476454 average consumed.
128 sessions.

Departing.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.796069 del
>>796068
Estimated cost $$?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.796070 del
Had some donuts. They weren't even that good. Wagon 2024 missed, gonna aim for wagon 2025.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.796071 del
>>796069
Hard to tell. There was more goon and less beer than last 2022, but there was also that smirnoff phase.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.796072 del
>>796071
I would like an estimate please.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.796073 del
>>796070
You sabotaged yourself on purpose. Self hatred.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.796074 del
>>796072
I'm gonna guesstimate about 2.5k


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.796075 del
>>796068
I drank 44.2 or possibly 66.3 standards in either 4 or 6 sessions.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.796076 del
5 cones
2 standos
2nd mint


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.796077 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.796078 del
I have put the old NEET indoors outfit in the wash.
I am wearing the new NEET indoors outfit now. 7XL Big Joe black tee, 3XL anko blue shorts. The shorts are the fancier $15 kind. They stay up better than the old ones.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.796079 del
>>796078
New year new outfit new NEET


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.796080 del
>>796076
>5 cones
Small ones?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.796081 del
>>796079
Exactly. And just between you and me I am looking pretty fly. 😍


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.796082 del
>>796080
5 small cones is barely 2 normal ones and 2 is such a small number it shouldn't be considered statistically speaking.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.796083 del
>>796081
Looking pretty fly for a white guy


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.796084 del
>>796078
>7XL Big Joe
Pure executive alpha male


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.796085 del
I need a haircut. I am probably going to go to Just cuts even though that bitch there was so rude to me last time.
I will probably get a different one this time. It is too hard to find a new hairdresser.
I will stick to what I know.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.796086 del
>>796084
That executive would not even be able to get a Big Joe 7XL over his chest.
I find Big Joe sizes run quite small. A lot more room in a Jonny Bigg 7XL.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.796087 del
>>796076
Fisherman's Friend?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.796088 del
>>796078
You look very smart.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.796089 del
>>796088
That is the sort of deception I am aiming for.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.796090 del
>>796065
>>796061
You're riling yourself up for no reason. Not a good way to start teh new year, Mr Weber.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.796091 del
Are big feet considered a desirable masculine trait?
Do men with small feet get embarrassed about them?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.796092 del
>>796087
He won't take him to the duck restaurant. 🦆


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.796093 del
>>796090
The negativity is a symptom of depression. He is a very unhappy person.
I don't know what we can do to save him. I would like him to be saved.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.796094 del
It would suck if you had big feet and a tiny dick.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.796095 del
>>796093
You could stop being a cunt and get some new material.
That would be a good start.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.796096 del
All that rain we had has brought the weeds up. They're everywhere. Big spray job coming up.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.796097 del
There's a fat Japanese nigger on the tennis court.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.796098 del
>>796097
She suffers from mental illness I think.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.796099 del
>>796096
Happy spraying.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.796100 del
I am going to watch some more Hunter x Hunter now. I no longer skip the opening credits, I've found the song has grown on me.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.796101 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.796102 del
Lunch was middling at best.
Having a beef and gravy roll for dinner.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.796103 del
>>796098
BITCH U OK?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.796105 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.796106 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.796107 del
The gin I bought was watered down. Very angry.
Rather than being a craft gin, some fag had just rebottled commercial gin at half strength and given it a deceptive name.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.796108 del
>>796052
Crisp and crunchy shell and a cloudy pillow inside.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.796109 del
>>796107
Oh that's shit. Was it comparatively cheap compared to the other gins?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.796110 del
>>796053
I never finished a game


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.796111 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QiucPKBt8Es [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.796112 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J3h-GUVHsFA [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.796113 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MI7Tq6sRxE4 [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.796114 del
>>796112
Are you big enough?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.796115 del
>>796109
No it was expensive. I'm going to catch up with that carnie and throw him in the river


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.796116 del
There is a shit thread in the catalogue.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.796117 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v-4T-ACzKBE [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.796118 del
>>796115
Do it he deserves it for that.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.796119 del
>>796115
I read a thread about a bloke who bought a crate of fancy whisky for an investment.
When he went to sell them he found out he had 12 bottles of cheap shit in fake bottles and the company he bought them from didn't exist anymore.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.796120 del
>>796115
That is shit, and possible illegal, if he is watering down already taxed booze and selling it at the same rate.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.796121 del
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>tfw everyone else gets a nice helmet


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.796122 del
Might try to play Alien Isolation today


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.796123 del
>>796121
your helmet is nice enough neet, you just need to wash it more


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.796124 del
>>796105
Should have just bought a couple McCain froxen dinners.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.796125 del
>>796123
Thank you I did shave my head this morning.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.796126 del
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The swarthoid fishes what he will, and the environmentalist suffers what they must


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.796127 del
115.7kg on the scales.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.796128 del
I took the side panel off my computer to switch some harddrives around and accidentally knocked a glass of water into it. I hit the power switch at the back then unplugged the cable. I've mopped it up as best as I can. Should I just leave it a few days to dry before using it?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.796129 del
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NY's resolution is to actually catch a fish.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.796130 del
>>796128
Leave it somewhere it will get hot air flow through for at least a day I'd say.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.796131 del
>>796119
Common problem, I used to check the seals on all my bottles online for duplication. Producers who won't provide anti counterfeit services are invariably selling market share to bootleggers. Even top shelf brands do this


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.796132 del
>>796128
I'd probably put it in the sun or something too


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.796133 del
>>796128
I'd give it a day or two and move it into the sun if you can.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.796134 del
>>796131
The bloke did come across as a bit of a dickhead who thought he'd found an easy win tbh.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.796135 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.796136 del
>>796133
>>796132
>>796130
Thanks neets, I will.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.796137 del
>>796120
The GST is on the retail price, and he's probably paid liquor tax through licence. But he can tell that to the moorhens when he meets them


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.796138 del
>>796129
well done stanners


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.796139 del
>>796136
Good luck with it NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.796140 del
>>795864
Those undies his father bought him for Christmas were 4xl or something.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.796141 del
>>796128
Use dried rice and a fan to drive the moisture out.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.796142 del
>>796138
Imagine what he did to that poor fish.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.796143 del
>>796134
I assumed so, that's the whole reason scams work. People only do sneaky things when they are trying to outsmart someone else.
Eventually all these narcissistic people end up trying to scam one another in a ponzi


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.796144 del
>>796135
Yes actually in the kmart black tees.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.796145 del
>>796142
gave it a kiss like rex hunt and released it back into the ocean?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.796146 del
>>796143
Yep, if it's too good to be true someones getting ripped off and it's not the seller.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.796147 del
>out of nowhere it’s having a go at nuro for no reason

Looks like dickhead just awoke after his goon coma

Brace yourself for gaslighting and low quality bait.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.796148 del
>>796145
He used more tongue than Rex.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.796149 del
3rd mint


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.796150 del
>>796147
He's been here a while he's already tried weight and nerd and now he's onto nuro.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.796151 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.796152 del
>>796085
Don't go there. Go to a hairdresser at someone's house.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.796153 del
>>796152
not axe neet's house though


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.796154 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.796155 del
>>796150
There is heavy rain forecast for today and the rest of the week God. I hope that faggot ends up in a shopping centre car park again


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.796156 del
nobody texted me happy new year or merry christmas


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.796157 del
>>796156
I only got one.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.796158 del
>>796146
I lost a neet to the scamosphere


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.796159 del
>>796153
He won't be there, he'll be wanking in NEETs house


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.796160 del
>>796158
Did he become one of them?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.796161 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.796162 del
>>796156
Still waiting on my one from Clive.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.796163 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.796164 del
there is no /sig/ on endchon


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.796165 del
Might have a choof in 9 minutes.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.796166 del
or halfchan
have I misremembered or made up a board?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.796167 del
>>796160
Indeed, as he quickly used anyone he knew as a bridge to unwitting victims. Playing dumb as if he were a victim himself his behaviour became increasingly bizarre as he took Tate style courses to try and pass himself off as a businessperson.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.796168 del
>>796166
>>796164
It was a floating general, inorganic, another product of Pete and his frens


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.796169 del
>>796167
That's shit when they start scamming people close to them.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.796170 del
>>796168
oh
bugger


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.796171 del
>>796169
Like when your Mummybot says you can't eat lollies for dinner and you have to eat fruit and vegetables and it's ALL A LIE


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.796172 del
>>796169
Thy were taught to do this thing where they never mentioned it to anyone they knew, but tried to rope in their friends friends. So they didn't just sink themselves socially they also sank anyone stupid enough to still be friends with them.
By the time I found out and disowned the neet, many neets admitted that he had approached them and they hadn't said anything. How many people did he actually scam in the end? Who can say.

Even Dickens and Dostoevsky wrote about such characters


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.796173 del
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>>796162
He just sent me another one


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.796174 del
>>796172
They are like junkies but a little more self aware.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.796175 del
>>796174
Self aware is the exact opposite of what they are, because they know full well what they're doing but not why they are doing it. It's like the scorpion and the frog.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.796176 del
>>796175
>It's like the scorpion and the frog.
The brownsake and the weber.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.796177 del
>>796175
They are doing it for money and so they can feel clever.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.796178 del
>>796165
I'm all sober now.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.796179 del
>>796178
My turn to get wasted then.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.796180 del
>>796179
Afternoon shift on the boong cycle, lucky fella. On a public holiday no less. Someone else will need to manage the night shift.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.796181 del
>>796180
Hopefully International Cruisey can take over.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.796182 del
>>796180
>>796181
We really need a crackhead NEET to cover the night shifts.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.796183 del
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Somewhat confused kafkas' dishes.
The kind of thing a Turkish cook would serve at a coastal resort.

The oven and air conditioner are now locked in mortal combat.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.796184 del
>>796183
It's drawing me in. One serving please.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.796185 del
>>796129
I also want to see this cooked.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.796186 del
>>796183
I don't trust that pink and purple stuff.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.796187 del
>>796186
It's just a beetroot and tuna salad. Really it shouldn't have beetroot in it at all


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.796188 del
Quitting coffee. Very tired.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.796189 del
Left side chest pains to start the new year.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.796190 del
>>796188
Keep going NEET, the tiredness will pass.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.796191 del
not gonna make a full afternoon's wagon ride fellas, need to pull over and get some chocolate. Do you neets need anything?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.796192 del
>>796189
any arm numbness?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.796193 del
>>796191
You keep asking but where is my kit-kat block?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.796194 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.796195 del
>>796189
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.796196 del
Is KFC open?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.796197 del
>>796183
Nice tart


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.796198 del
Kenny Rogers Roasters


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.796199 del
>>796191
A pack of white timtams please


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.796200 del
HDD is fucked. Woe.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.796201 del
>>796200
water neet?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.796202 del
>>796200
Did you back it up?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.796203 del
>>796193
I've a confession - every time you ask me I pick it up from the shops, but keep eating it on the way home. Try asking for something less tasty.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.796204 del
>>796203
30kg of unsweetened lard thanks.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.796205 del
>>796196
Yes, Greg was there earlier.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.796206 del
>>796201
Yep, seems it is working. I booted to get a file I needed. It worked fine but then when I went to shut it down there was a beeping sound and not from the speakers, they were disconnected. I've got it in the shed. Hopefully it will be okay when it is fully dry and I didn't fuck it by doing that boot.
>>796202
Not entirely but I have the important stuff.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.796207 del
>>796206
Yeah, leave it a couple of days in the sun.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.796208 del
>>796207
Big ask for a fat neet loser like me.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.796209 del
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happy new year neets!


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.796210 del
>>796209
Are you 12 years old?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.796211 del
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ffs, was meant to cook a turkey breast roast today, but I'm a mong and forgot the foil oven trays


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.796212 del
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>>796206
> I booted to get a file I needed


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.796213 del
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I climbed the scaffoldings drunk again


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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.796215 del
>>796205
I haven't learnt their names.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.796216 del
>>796210
if you can do that irl and post proof I'll openly say that I'm 12 forever


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.796217 del
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I want to inaugurate a Mong Of The Year award, and I want to start by nominating myself.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.796218 del
4 cones
2 standos

Thinking about being sober until Wednesday lunch. Got shifts and stuff to do tomorrow.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.796219 del
>>796213
Fucking Kino
Youre a sick cunt


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.796220 del
What do you think the beeping sound was from?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.796221 del
>>796220
The hard drive gnome was screaming in horror.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.796222 del
>>796183
Whose testicles are those?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.796223 del
>>796209
Thanks International Cruisey. You too.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.796224 del
Iga serving for the match.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.796225 del
>>796213
You rascal.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.796226 del
>>796220
Motherboard sad potentially.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.796227 del
>>796220
Motherboard. Video card can also get the MB to beep. PSU may have it's own speaker too.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.796228 del
MATCH POINT


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.796229 del
I am burdened with food addiction and morbid obesity.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.796230 del
>>796209
Thanks, very nice explosion.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.796231 del
https://mega.nz/file/iNtSyZYK#_bvSLUUpqtPRm-1ytH37OBejK_y5grYwKgS5qsCXTH4
one of the videos I recorded
the boomers shat they pants and kept shouting at me because they thought I would fall


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.796232 del
>>796213
Nice view.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.796233 del
that's pretty much the tallest building (or highest point in the area)
being the king of the city feels good, even if just for a couple of minutes


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.796234 del
>>796224
>>796228
Good work sticking to the match.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.796235 del
>>796231
I think you got the best view.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.796236 del
>>796231
Good snooping position.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.796237 del
>>796235
pretty much
I don't remember seeing anything taller anywhere close


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.796238 del
back at the absinthe bottle
gotta finish today


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.796239 del
>>796185
A lot of interesting 'ID this fish' posts on r/fishingaustralia/


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.796240 del
>>796239
Got to be able to catch them first.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.796241 del
gotta say this alien isolation game is first class. It's been a long time since I've played a new game - I mostly just replay old ones, or old ones with new mods.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.796242 del
>>796198
It's teh wood that makes it good!


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.796243 del
Possum wont take me to Barossa Bowland


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.796244 del
>>796209
ANARCHIST


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.796245 del
Shitting myself in the toilet


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.796246 del
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>>796211
Make one out of aluminum foil. Or did you forget that as well?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.796247 del
>>796217
You've got my vote.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.796248 del
Its so hot


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.796249 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.796251 del
>>796243
I didn't know there was a dinosaur theme on the golf course.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.796252 del
>>796249
stick to the tennis


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.796253 del
>>796241
Is it scary?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.796254 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.796255 del
Ernie Dingo raped my dingo


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.796257 del
>>796254
nuro raped my triceratops only twice


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.796258 del
>>796251
There is and you can push buttons on some of them and they roar.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.796259 del
toasted damper roll with roast beef and pepper gravy


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.796260 del
Sleepy all day. Not enjoying this caffeine quitting.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.796261 del
>Edited last time by imissfather on 12/31/2023 (Sun) 02:17


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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.796265 del
I stopped at 3 cans of beer today.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.796266 del
>>796265
Why not round up to 10?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.796267 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.796268 del
might watch some youtubes on how not to be a disgusting fat pig anymore


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.796269 del
>>796268
1000 pound sisters?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.796270 del
>>796262
Always meddling in our affairs.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.796272 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.796273 del
>>796268
Good. Kill the fridge frog that lives inside you.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.796274 del
2024 is not off to a good start.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.796275 del
>>796274
i didn't pour the bloody water in his computer


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.796276 del
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>>796274
There will be many more seasons this year.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.796277 del
>>796275
Heh, it is drying in the shed. Should be right I hope.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.796278 del
I hope webby is doing alright today.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.796279 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.796280 del
We had better declare 2024 another year of acceptance.
It is already clear that the struggle will be pointless. We must accept.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.796281 del
>>796276
The show must go on!


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.796282 del
I haven't lifted in so long that I have no idea what my current 1RMs would be.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.796283 del
>>796280
I am only on my 4th mint.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.796284 del
They've been sitting in lemon juice, honey, soy sauce, ginger and garlic for a few hours.
The spice mix is scheshwan seasoning.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.796285 del
>>796265
Well restrained


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.796286 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.796287 del
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YEAR
OF
REVOLUTION


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.796288 del
>>796241
I think I watched the play thru on YT. Its the one with the androids that menace you yesno?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.796289 del
Scalpel'd my finger a little bit then glued a part to my hand.
Time to stop for the day.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.796290 del
So tired today. Woe.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.796291 del
>>796126
hes an indonesian or some kind of SEA Monkey.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.796292 del
>>796284
I would eat all of those in one sitting and then look for more.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.796293 del
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This guy is big with normies.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.796294 del
>>796289
>a part to my hand
You are becoming a cyborg.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.796295 del
>>796294
It was a very small plastic chainsaw blade


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.796296 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.796297 del
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>tfw saw finger


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.796298 del
Struggling to get assistance at Bunnings? Try starting one of their chainsaws in the aisle. They come running from everywhere.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.796299 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.796300 del
>>796297
That's how it starts.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.796301 del
>>796297
They had those guys on 300.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.796302 del
>>796300
We watched that when we watched Dog Soldiers.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.796303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UviVYc9qzy4 [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.796304 del
Taking Cruisey to see the remake of 'The Colour Purple'' on January 25th.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.796305 del
failed to achieve almost all my goals today


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.796306 del
>>796305
You'll get there, mate.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.796307 del
garn gym
You better be there mongk.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.796308 del
I bet monks lifting some longnecks at dan's


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.796309 del
I would like to believe Monk is finalising his to-do list (>>795717).


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.796310 del
>>796304
That's not a Woody Allen film.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.796311 del
>>796303
She has an amazing voice


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.796312 del
>>796307
I will be tonight. Still not 100% after those 24 standoes yesterday.

>>796309
The 2024 to-do list is on todays to-do list.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.796313 del
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Comfy viewing watching the tsunami news.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.796314 del
>>796313
ffs not another one, why is it always right after christmas?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.796315 del
Tsunami gonna hit japs lol


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.796316 del
>tfw never locked lips at teh stroke of midnight


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.796317 del
>>796314
Because god hates those pagan scum


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.796318 del
>>796315
I kinda like the nips. Why can't tsunamis wipe out africans or pajeets for a change?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.796319 del
>>796284
>removing teh tips


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.796320 del
Nobody even bothers calling Monk a boong anymore.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.796321 del
>>796320
even boongs look down upon him


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.796322 del
>>796297
The police would like to speak to you in regards to that weaponised finger.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.796323 del
>>796321
They cross to the other side of the road if they see him walking towards them.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.796324 del
>>796323
The white man marches on.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.796325 del
>>796322
You can still carrt a blade less than 3mm on you.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.796326 del
Was thinking about the blue eye samurai, the central message seems to be that white people are vastly superior to all others. A hapa can beat virtually any japanese even without a proper samurai upbringing, and only a full blooded white guy can match the hapa.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.796327 del
>>796292
You need to share.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.796328 del
>>796320
He's on the way up 📈


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.796329 del
>>796304
We're not wearing the nig and ger shirts.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.796330 del
>>796326
That wasn't the central message that was the message you already had in your head.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.796331 del
>>796310
Spike Lee is the black Woody.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.796332 del
>>796329
J U S T


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.796333 del
>>796265
Well done


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.796334 del
fark 5m in Ishikawa


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.796335 del
I hope neet zoomers are monitoring tiktok for the latest tsunami vidoes, I want to see them as soon as they get posted.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.796336 del
>>796330
It was the straussian reading.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.796337 del
>>796303
Gay song


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.796338 del
>>796335
They'll be watching girls showing their bums


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.796339 del
>>796327
I prefer them a bit crispier than that. Put them back in for five more minutes please.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.796340 del
>>796331
I thought that was bill cosby


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.796341 del
Is this tsunami a real happening?
I don't want to break my no news sites resolution for a nothingburger.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.796342 del
>>796341
They are making it up to try you, stay strong NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.796343 del
>>796341
Doesn't seem to be going higher than 5m at this stage.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.796345 del
Tried to nap, got intervention, heat stroke, squirts.woe


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.796346 del
>>796345
I am having my night poo too.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.796347 del
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>>796341
C'mon NEET, one little peek won't hurt you


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.796348 del
>>796344
Without sound that is very funny


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.796349 del
I did a poo in a bucket and put it outside


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.796350 del
I wonder if we could raise Australias number on that poo map if we all poo really hard for a year.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.796351 del
>>796350
Kek. Could we compete with Italy?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.796352 del
>>796351
We might need more than just the NEETs for that


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.796353 del
>>796341
Where did you hear about a tsunami?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.796354 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.796355 del
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Batten down the skany yacht boys, we're going for a ride.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.796356 del
>>796352
Bean NEET, “Because he's the hero we need"
He's a silent guardian, a watchful pooer. A dark lump.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.796357 del
>>796356
We'd have to eat a lot of beans to catch Italy.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.796358 del
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>>796320
>thinking your pathetic beta-male insults would have any long-term impact on a born Alpha Chad


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.796359 del
He's been trying so hard today.
Kek


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.796361 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.796362 del
I feel the need to scratch at the inside of my neetstick, as though there is something crawling around in there.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.796363 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.796364 del
>>796327
>not munching on teh crunchy wing tips because you FUCKING REMOVED THEM...


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.796366 del
>>796334
Ever said 'wan wan' to a drowning shiba inu?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.796367 del
>>796353
Several NEETs mentioned it.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.796368 del
Craving more of those beef and lemongrass noodles.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.796369 del
>>796345
>>796345
>intervention
You need it, your drinking is out of control.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.796370 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.796371 del
(13.55 MB 1280x720 tsunami.mp4)
Even if this one turns out to be a nothingburger, there were some great videos from the 2011 tsunami:


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.796372 del
>>796363
mental_illness.jpeg


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.796373 del
>>796369
He's scheduled in a few dry days in July.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.796374 del
>>796371
Guess the two oldies didn't make it.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.796375 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.796376 del
>>796371
RIP Gook couple.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.796377 del
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(393.11 KB 1290x1935 Debicki.webp)
(99.35 KB 1500x2229 princess-diana-main.webp)


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.796378 del
Gym is packed. Should only take a few days for these New Years resolutioners to leave.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.796379 del
>>796378
I am skipping tonight.
Brains still broken from drinking


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.796380 del
>>796379
You'll be back there soon King.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.796381 del
>>796379
Go for a walk, it will help you recover.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.796382 del
Night.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.796383 del
>>796382
Night neet.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.796384 del
So the wagon crashed for some neets today. Were there any survivors?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.796386 del
>>796378
They never learn.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.796387 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.796388 del
>>796382
Good night Pidge xx.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.796389 del
day's been a fucking failure, but there's always tomorrow


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.796390 del
>>796389
Put it off until next year.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.796391 del
Expired ejaculation


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.796392 del
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Nuro just finished hand buillding his new subbass processing system.

>if only you knew how correctly wired the speakers were ……


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.796393 del
Captain Phillips told the BBL he's teh captain now.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.796394 del
>>796392
Begone loser


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.796395 del
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NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.796396 del
Based and Christian-pilled

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pdXDciRiLMw [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.796397 del
>>796394
Oh what did you do today ?
What did you spend years building ?
Please do to tell.
Perhaps you were the loser all along ?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.796398 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.796399 del
>>796392
Well done. Based.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.796400 del
>>796397
A 'man' who lives in a toilet is in no position to belittle others.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.796401 del
which male celebrity is most likely to be secretly an incel?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.796402 del
Andy Murray walks like a geriatric


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.796403 del
She got forked by that wanker wog but I still want to serve her my tennis balls.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.796404 del
4 more cones
2 more standos
1 more mint


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.796405 del
>796398
>796399

>>795239


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.796406 del
>>796392
Fuck off.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.796407 del
>>796404
wagon tomorrow?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.796408 del
Done at the gym. Struggled to get down the stairs.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.796409 del
>>796397
I'm about to go to bed. Do you remember what a bed is, Keegan?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.796410 del
>>796395
I liked the part when teh female flight attendant shone a light in his face .


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.796412 del
>>796408
Well done King 👑.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.796413 del
Haven't done any exercise in 3 days


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.796414 del
>>796413
Start again tomorrow neet.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.796415 del
>>796400
>>796405
>>796406
>>796409
You sound like a bunch of shitty angry tired old men.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.796416 del
Had a tin of red kidney beans and a tin of cannellini beans for breakfast. Bad case of wind.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.796417 del
>What did you spend years building ?
>Please do tell.

These are the posts that really piss me off.

Ashley spent years building his bicycle repair business, earning the due respect of his customers whilst maintaining loving relationships with his child and de facto missus.

And what is his legacy now? Tarnished by a substance-abusing minor-attracted predator scumbag loner squatting in the very premises he put his blood and sweat in to.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.796418 del
>>796415
Tired of his bullshit, yeah.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.796419 del
>>796417
Please see
>>796418

WE ALL SEE YOU


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.796420 del
>>796417
How’s those water levels looking ? Creeping up ?

Getting ready to stay in that shopping centre car park again ? Garn beg you JSP for help now you are flooded but have been threatening them all year ?

BET YOUR ASS YOU ARE


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.796421 del
>>796419
I made that second post. I meant your bullshit you pilloried retard.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.796422 del
These farts are ludicrous. Need to cut down on the beans. Two tins a day is excessive.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.796423 del
>>796392
Not going to lie. You're pretty cool.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.796424 del
>>796421
>pilloried


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.796425 del
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Happy New Year!
Have a Blessed 2024, NEETs!

(From; America)


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.796428 del
>>796424
It makes sense. He gets pilloried everyday misinterprets the meaning and intention.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.796429 del
>>796425
Hear hear.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.796430 del
>>796425
Cheers mate. You too.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.796431 del
Can't sleep, severely woed


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.796432 del
Woke up.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.796433 del
>>796417
OG bossman is dead. Unless you're his ghost, continuing your haunting.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.796434 del
>>796432
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.796435 del
mord-harrumph


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.796436 del
>>796435
Good mording NEET.

Big harump?


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.796437 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7DKv5H5Frt0 [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.796438 del
G O O K E D
>Japanese disaster prevention X account can’t post anymore after hitting API limit
https://www.dexerto.com/tech/japanese-disaster-prevention-x-account-cant-post-anymore-after-hitting-api-limit-2451266/


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.796439 del
>>796438
lol elon really is a fuckwit


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.796440 del
have to go back to sisterbot's this mording so motherbat can waste more time with the retarded kids


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.796441 del
>>796440
Drop her off, pick up Bill and return back for a whimsical day for Bill and his adventures.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.796442 del
>>796441
Bill could come pick her up


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.796443 del
>>796442
Then come back for a whimsical day of adventures.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.796444 del
>>796434
>>796432
Good morning NEETs


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.796445 del
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I have invented a game we can play to make the long hours more tolerable.
It's not a fun game but I 100% promise every single player will win every day!


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.796446 del
>>796442
Bill is at work.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.796447 del
>>796444
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.796448 del
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In other news out of Japan:
>The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.
>Cameramen from the shoot said the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred. Bukkake is a popular format in JAV (Japanese Adult Video) titles and involves a group of male actors ejaculating, typically onto the face of a female actor.
>The camera crew stated that “For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up. The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie.”
>Unfortunately however during the filming, the Japanese actress began to choke on the semen, according to witnesses. The camera crew stated they thought she was actually acting when in fact she was unable to breathe. She had swallowed too much of a load apparently.
>“It came as quite a shock to us when she collapsed,” he told journalists. “The director was angry at first, telling her that she’d ruined the shot. Then once it was realized that she really couldn’t breathe Everyone became shocked.”
>The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star.
>The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”
>Bukkake is a word meaning ‘to splash rudely’, and has become one of the most popular forms of pornography depicted in Japanese adult films.
>Typical JAV releases include at least one scene that features bukkake. However, this incident is believed to be the first bukkake-related fatality on record.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.796449 del
>>796448
>mouth to mouth
Heh, they all just stood there saying you do it.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.796450 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.796451 del


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.796452 del
>>796450
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.796453 del
>>796448
>>796449
There was a video edit called the "Yellow Dove" on efukt which has since been deleted. A guy drowned as the piss of women flowed over his head in a clear box. It was suspected the bloke owed the mafia money. Near the end it shows him lifeless for a few moments when piss was completely covering his head and the women cheer in celebration. I think he came back to life. The hour or so long video is still online.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.796454 del
>>796453
>The hour or so long video is still online.
The edit was a few minutes in length and the edit of the video is taken offline.


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.796455 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO DA CHOPPA!!


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.796456 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.796457 del
MONK'S TO-DO LIST


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.796458 del
=NEW YEAR NEW THREAD==


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.796459 del
TRUST THE PLAN


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.796460 del
EXTREME SNOOPING


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.796461 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.796463 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 01/01/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.796464 del
FIN.



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