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NEET General #820 - Hot Cross Buns Edition NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No. 833643
I hope you NEETs have a Happy Easter.

Old Thread: >>832650

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.833644 del
I'm watching (You), Cruisey.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.833646 del

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.833658 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.833659 del
I would like to praise webby for all those excellent museum photos

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.833660 del
Praise him, praise him. Hear hear.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.833661 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix, for your viewing pleasure, we present Dredd (2012) - Karl Urban stars as Judge Dredd, a law enforcer given the power of judge, jury and executioner in a vast, dystopic metropolis called Mega-City One that lies in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Then on Easter Sunday we will be watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail(1975) a comedy film satirizing the Arthurian legend

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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.833663 del
I heard Weber's patronus is a pepper pie.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.833664 del
>Karl Urban stars as Judge Dredd
I didn't know it had Karl Urban. I might give it a watch. I liked him in The Boys.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.833665 del
might put on some dungeon synth and do some programming

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.833666 del
Thank you for introducing me to that music from last time

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.833667 del
Good luck NEET. Big programming session.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.833668 del
Tfw seen

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.833669 del
Must feel nice to have someone take such an interest in you.

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.833670 del
he needs some sexual healing

NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.833671 del
Must suck to not have gang stalkers making sure you're safe all the time.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.833672 del
Gentle strokes.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.833673 del
Just saw a mob of Tiffo's look in my letterbox.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.833674 del
Explain what happened please.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.833675 del
exactly what it sounds like

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.833676 del
We thought we heard someone in there

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.833677 del
Did he talk to all the white neighbours?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.833678 del
He gave the junkies a nod and scowled at the Indian family.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.833679 del
Hope you're not eating red meat today.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.833680 del
I wish I could have got one of those pork roasts.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.833681 del
already desecrated the hot cross buns with ham and cheese - it's ok right? I'm not jewish

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.833682 del
>hot cross buns with ham and cheese

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.833684 del
I remember those.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.833685 del
out of flour and the shops are shut. FML

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.833686 del
No reserves?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.833687 del
What flour do you use?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.833688 del
have you tried those service stations that are also 24 hour coles/woolies?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.833689 del
also if you type in 'flour' to ubereats and sort by delivery time you can find places close to you that are selling flour and are open today

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.833690 del
Why would I go with uber when flouronline has a guarranteed 30 minute delivery with a selection of two dozen brands?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.833691 del
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Behold, sticky rice.
Looks like you could eat a lot of it, but even a quarter of this would bring an executive to a dead stop.
More advanced sticky rice coming soon

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Did a little dash cam forensics, went for a drive around Canberra, and got some fish and chips for lunch.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.833693 del
3rd poo for the day, wondering where it's all coming from

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.833696 del
My job provider is making me go to some "pre-interview information session" for a supposed warehouse job
Is this just a total scam? Why would you need a pre-interview information session?

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.833698 del
Looks good NEET.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.833699 del
7/11 should be open?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.833700 del
That fish looks good.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.833701 del
Disgusting video.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.833702 del
Sawdust and chalk powder posing as flour.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.833703 del
A warm easter

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.833704 del
Looks like a nice feed.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.833705 del
Wonderful feed

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.833706 del
shit yourself

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.833707 del
employment is a scam

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.833708 del
>real deal see ya in
Top secret snooping operation no doubt.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.833709 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.833710 del
Hope Sir doesn't let me down

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.833711 del
Depends on where you are.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.833712 del
ow did you runn off the road?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.833713 del
That is all sir can do. They are programmed to disappoint.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.833714 del
ow is 4095 your postcode?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.833715 del
I didn’t. That was from the other bloke’s car on Wednesday morning

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.833716 del
Is your H key broken?
I didn’t write it and it’s not.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.833717 del
I hope this flagless NEET with the low quality posts is not the real Tiffin.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.833718 del
made a ham, cheese and egg muffin for lunch

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.833719 del
Did any neets grow up calling the midday meal dinner and the evening meal tea?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.833720 del
Tiffin has always been low quality.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.833721 del
are those pajeets in your car convoy?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.833722 del
Big muffin?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.833723 del
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I'm going to break another NEET's h key tonight.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.833724 del
So it was you wo broke my key

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.833726 del
>evening meal tea?
That or dinner.

>midday meal dinner
Never heard that in Australia.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.833728 del
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Blessed is Pajeet for he gives zero fucks about some fulla names Jesus.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.833729 del
We should have separate calendar events in the southern hemisphere.
Easter is about rebirth and Horus. Doesn't make sense when our stars say the opposite.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.833730 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.833731 del
>Easter is about Horus

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.833733 del
Tiff's above even responding to the bait. Staunch as fuck.
Need to get my shit together. Need to get big calves from mountain treking and watch my protein intake. Strong jaw from eating nuts and biltong. Correct chrst posture from carrying a 223 over my shoulder and being unreactive to wasps when they fly nearby. Smooth and clean, like an m16. Drink directly from the stream. Bank cards and telephones left at the homestead. Eucalyptus oil in the morning air, watching the fog across the hills. Poking the embers to get the fire restarted and boiling a pot. Sachets for lyfe. Double brew that was yoinked from the truckstop. Galahs in the distance.
Are they're deers in the hills in tassie?

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.833737 del
Some fresh herb and a squeeze of lemon would've taken it to the next level!

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.833738 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.833739 del
Might watch Passion of teh Christ tonight. Never seen it. Maybe just skip through to the violent bits.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.833740 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.833741 del
>Easter is about rebirth and Horus
If you can find a good youtube explaining this conspiracy theory we'll play it on womboflix tomorrow night

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.833742 del
spoiler: jesus dies in it - but in the director's cut we see he was actually ok all along

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.833744 del
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>Marvel Stadium

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Tiffin doesnt post here anymore
Yeah the're elusive tho.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.833746 del
Has anyone here ever gotten a job from a centrelink job provider, or are they all straight up scammers? How do I fail my job interview if they try to get me employed?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.833747 del
Say you're pregnant

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.833748 del
What's up with your posts today?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.833749 del
I got one and it was dogshit, not worth it.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.833750 del
Is that normal?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.833751 del
What kind of job and how much paid?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.833752 del
Underwater ceramic technician and shit all

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.833753 del
Shopping online used to be cheap.
Now eBay shipping is fucked and you have all this account shit with amazon

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.833754 del
Amaxon is pretty easy to make an account and navigate around. Sir delivering is much more complicated.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.833755 del
You're such a retard.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.833757 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.833758 del
Our gooners are struggling.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.833759 del
Quality content from The Big Marn.

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wish gary busey were my daddy

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.833762 del
Gary Bussy.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.833763 del
No meat is difficult. Had a jatz and Mediterranean vegetables dip.
Garn have fish and chips for dinner.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.833765 del
There are some in the hills down south here. I think you can shoot them in some parts.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.833766 del
Drow breastmilk, thanks to those who produce it having centuries of exposure to cave fungi and molds and the faezress, tastes a little more mushroomy than minty elfen breastmilk. To any humans who sample it, the result is a little more chalky, and ever so slightly tart/hot (the same way those tiny cinammon heart Valentine's Day hard candies have heat), but to elves who sample drow breast milk, it tastes sweeter than it seems to humans (and far less minty than their own breast milk). Interestingly, to dwarves, both elven and drow breast milk taste a lot like (original, unsweetened) licorice.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.833767 del
tomorrow my life starts. Todays already over

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.833768 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.833769 del
Sounds like a plan.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.833770 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.833771 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.833772 del
I had lamb chops.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.833773 del
Why aren't you eating meat?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.833774 del
Did you eat it out? Would have get some funny looks if you did

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.833775 del
He's turned into a vegetable.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.833777 del
It's in the bag.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.833778 del
Garn buy a MacBook Pro and wireless gaming headphones next centrelink advance .

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.833779 del
Watching GregO eating a hamburger.
Country full of heathens.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.833780 del
Does anyone know if it’s possible to get a home loan on DSP?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.833781 del
I wouldn't think so.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.833782 del
>MacBook Pro

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.833783 del
Down to the bones.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.833784 del
Dsp is more secure than a salary, you can't get fired from dsp. And the house is worth the same no matter who owns it so your collateral is as good as anyone's

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.833785 del
When I lived with some Asians they'd often buy sticky rice parcels wrapped in some sort of leaf. Really nice.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.833786 del
To make music and study on.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.833787 del
This Pokemon saga is the worst.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.833788 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.833789 del
Nuro posted an old photo depicting mild weather during a cyclone, once.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.833790 del
>Todays already over
I am amazed how once again I've managed to spend most the day without achieving anything. Still, day isn't over yet, going to try and get a little bit of study done.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.833791 del
That might have worked 30 years ago, but with housing prices what they are, you'll never be able to pay the loan. You'd need to move out into the desert somewhere.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.833792 del
Fuck. What if me and someone else were both on dsp paying off the same

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.833793 del
The same loan*

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.833794 del
>To make music and study on.
MacBook OS is an Ubuntu port. Buy a lightweight and cheaper machine for better bang for your buck.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.833795 del
The loan requirements are based on your income/spend ratio. If you can show and convince them that your combined income meets the ratio for the amount lowed you could go with a low-doc lender through a mortgage broker (unless you want to apply to them individually). The interest rate will be high but you could try to refinance with someone else at a cheaper rate. The hardest part is getting the loan, it is a bit more relaxed around refinancing a loan.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.833796 del
> MacBook OS is an Ubuntu port
What the fuck are you talking about? No it isn’t. I’m getting it secondhand for cheap anyway. It outclasses other laptops at its price range

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.833797 del
garn get some fish and chips for dindins neets, what would you like? My shout.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.833799 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.833800 del
The barber said my hair is thinning. At least one part of me is getting fatter. Woe.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.833801 del
There are still heaps of VPN IPs banned for "garbage" which was imissfather's way of saying "insufficiently reverential of nuro".

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.833802 del
you garn into the restaurant there?

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.833804 del
The whole tower has been closed to the public since 2021. The restaurant closed about 10 years ago.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.833805 del
A dozen of them tartare squeezy things.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.833806 del
3 pieces fish please.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.833807 del
Macs are for teenage girls. I don't know why you'd buy one otherwise.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.833808 del
Take some pictures from the very top.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.833810 del
Finger ‘food’ for ‘dinner’ in a room with horrendous acoustics. Went back to my room and ate a bag of party mix. I left 7 cans of drink in my cooler bag in somebody else’s room 3 hours ago because there was supposed to be a happening that didn’t happen and now I have nothing to drink unless I go to the bar and pay top dollar. Even if I rescue my cans they will be tepid by now.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.833811 del
So I can’t play video games on it

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.833815 del
I know it’s Unix based. Doesn’t mean it’s an Ubuntu port. What am I saying? I don’t care what you think.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.833816 del
My cans came back. Put them in the fridge.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.833818 del
Welcome back cans.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.833819 del
Did Endchan get some new code today? It seems different on my phone.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.833822 del
Woe. What a turn of events.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.833823 del
Trust the system.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.833824 del
Did you get the shakes?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.833825 del
It doesn’t set in that quickly

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.833826 del
I was getting them just reading it

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.833827 del
That's exactly what I'm making next, but they're a food handling nightmare. Rice that stays warm for too long, no beuneo.
Thank fuck, it was a death trap.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.833828 del
that is pure bizzare right there.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.833829 del
I wouldn't be surprised if they legalized gambling on the spot.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.833830 del
Make sure you clean your penis neets.

>The medical professional peeled back the man's foreskin and beheld the revolting accumulation of sickly yellow-brown smegma.

As Dr. Chen cleaned up the calcified scales of dirt, oil, and dead skin, a foul odour began to fill the clinic on March 14

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.833831 del
Gross. That happened to me when I was a teenager and first discovered that shit myself

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.833832 del
Well written.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.833833 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.833834 del
Not without poetry.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.833836 del
Not if that is your only source of income.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.833837 del
Fixed washing machine, big win

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.833838 del
He could get an extra income by selling all the NEETs dried smegma on ebay.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.833839 del
Well done neet.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.833840 del
Battered prawns, calamari rings and potato fritters please. NO seafood extenders.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.833841 del
Checkout lass asked if the laxatives I was buying were effective.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.833842 del
Put myself to bed

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.833843 del
You just activated your vax bro. I'm sorry.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.833844 del
Should have told her you’d help clean out her pipes

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.833845 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.833846 del
>Went back to my room and ate a bag of party mix.
Big woe.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.833847 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.833848 del
Get Sir to deliver sloppa.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.833849 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.833850 del
What did you tell her?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.833851 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.833852 del
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>There was a 1 hour wait for fish and chips
Hopefully it was worth it

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.833853 del
Really looking forward to my Gesture eggs
>Gesture eggs: Cadbury outlet store criticised over Easter rebrand

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.833854 del
Should've Sean Connery'd the bitch

I said you'll have to try them and see. So embarrassing.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.833855 del
That's ridiculous.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.833856 del
Not a comfy post

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.833857 del
it's a new record for easter friday, also it's the price of living in a majority white neighbourhood

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.833858 del
Woe, hope so.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.833859 del
And yet the other post about buying a gun to commit murder was okay with you. Curious.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.833860 del
Easter Egg lives matter mate

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.833861 del
Funny innit

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.833862 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.833863 del
Aren't even real.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.833864 del
Potato ones are.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.833865 del
which states call them potato cakes?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.833866 del
Getting obsessed with predator 2

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.833867 del
>Christian Concern
>public p'olicy

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.833868 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.833869 del
why are atheists always hideous obese neckbeards?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.833870 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.833871 del
If he came over and knocked on the boot, I would have taken him to dinner. I couldn't pay though.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.833872 del
Hope you had a good day boot neet, looking forward to all the pics from inside the boot.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.833873 del
Same reason NEETs are.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.833874 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.833875 del
I steal from disabled people

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.833876 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.833877 del
Cruisey No!

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.833878 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.833879 del
might do something to get sued

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.833880 del
Weber is a black belt in aikido.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.833881 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.833882 del
I would love to be a rich scottish duck

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.833883 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.833884 del
I was recruited by the CIA once.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.833885 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.833886 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.833887 del
Did your handler have an Indian accent and ask you to buy apple gift cards?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.833888 del
think i might buy a pet possum and name him peter keyes - can you buy them off gumtree?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.833889 del
>Dont watch porn or wank
>Dont play videogames
>Dont watch anime
I know these are supposed to be good things, but its solely because I cant enjoy anything anymore

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.833890 del
h-how did you know? Do you work for them too?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.833891 del
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Cruisey are you up to speed with this red heifer situation?
What is your take on it?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.833892 del
Just buy the cheap version from AliExpress they're all basically the same.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.833893 del
finna bust a nut in yo ass

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.833894 del
You can get them for free off trees.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.833895 del
I bet Cruisey is an Arian.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.833896 del
You can just take possums home from the park?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.833897 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.833898 del
We need nuro to settle this, we should've consulted him before.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.833899 del
Nice flag.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.833900 del
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Yes they are just like ducks.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.833901 del
It's about time someone here told you, he isn't real.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.833902 del
Carn Freo, need this bet to hit

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.833903 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.833904 del
poorly bantered

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.833905 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.833906 del
Big multi?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.833907 del
Has anyone else noticed opening spoilers work on mobile now?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.833908 del
Something actually works now?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.833909 del
Yes it looks like the quick reply box on mobile is better now too

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.833910 del
Me in the middle.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.833911 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.833912 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.833913 del
Just freo head to head

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.833914 del
looking forwards to a big chocolate binge tomorrow on some gesture eggs

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.833915 del
what actually happens when you put diesel into a petrol engine?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.833916 del
An empty gesture.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.833917 del
It’s better to post from bed. I can’t sit up all day with my weight

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.833918 del
the diesel will not be able to easily pass through the fuel filter. Instead, it will clog up the fuel filter. And whatever amount of diesel that then makes its way to the engine will clog the fuel injectors, making them inoperable. This will result in the engine gumming up and seizing.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.833919 del
might buy an interdental toothbrush tomorrow

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.833920 del
Gum problems?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.833921 del
I feel so, yes

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.833922 del
Start flossing every night.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.833923 del
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Still looking for him.
Annoys me that it's going to be a mildly warm weekend. I was hoping for cool weather to encourage me to leave the house.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.833924 del
Bum problems?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.833925 del
He died.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.833926 del
avocado on toast

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.833927 del
I’ve been on here awhile and never heard of proudneet

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.833928 del
2024 is 6000 minus 291(i think) which is the agreed margin of error amongst chabbad rabbis for counting the age of earth since Adam. Apparently Armageddon is supposed to take place by 6000, which might be now.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.833929 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.833930 del
He probably never used the handle here. But I know he lurked here at some point. So if he still does he might see that and ask who is stalking him.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.833931 del
This ProudNEET might actually be shame NEET.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.833932 del
Wanna rock out in the Hamptons with Ina and Jeffrey.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.833933 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.833934 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.833935 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.833936 del
the end's a coming

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.833937 del
how are we supposed to know about neets who lurked here and never post?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.833938 del
Kino Jap train doco

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.833939 del
He's gone neet, time to move on and just remember the good times you had together.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.833940 del
this post has no sponsor

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.833941 del
he changed his name once he encountered nuro and understood what true basedness is

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.833942 del
You're not. The idea is if he sees that: he knows he used that name.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.833943 del
shit yourself

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.833944 del
Arresting the hosts of Triple J and replacing them with Weber and Tom Sewell

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.833945 del
Shut up you don’t know him either

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.833946 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.833947 del
I don't think Proudneet would have gone and done something like become a wagey. He had a nice set up. He managed to get himself on Disability in his 20s and had a two or three bedroom Commission flat to himself.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.833948 del
I saw proudneet on the train wearing odd shoes and nicotine stains on his fingers.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.833949 del
> like become a wagey
A vile thought.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.833950 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.833951 del
It's one I keep thinking about. I am so impure.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.833952 del
>two or three bedroom Commission flat
he probably got kicked out to make room for a clan of somalis

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.833953 del
Speaking of the Commission. You guys ever watch this Spanian guy's videos? I watched a few and he points out that he visits suburbs that are mostly housing commission houses and flats - and most of those houses and flats appear to be empty.
How long do squatter's rights take to kick in? You could probably just change the locks on one of those places and move in.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.833954 del
being retards on discord

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.833955 del
i'll commission you

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.833956 del
keep it there

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.833957 del
>squatter's rights
I think they only exist in very narrow circumstances. Each state is different.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.833958 del
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Maybe he found religion and moved on.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.833959 del
Weber will either save us or doom us.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.833960 del
Wtf am I proud neet?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.833961 del
Nice m8, what did you get on disability for?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.833962 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.833963 del
extreme sexual deviance

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.833964 del
We thought you were dead.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.833965 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.833966 del
Up to $92 from that $10 bet last weekend

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.833967 del
I don't think they give you that kind of government money for that. I think they give you a 70k+ public servant job.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.833968 del
NT children's comm. raises concerns over police powers

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.833969 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.833970 del
i have jacked off into cyberspace

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.833971 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.833972 del
Well done King. Imagine how much more you would be up if you made bigger bets.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.833973 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.833974 del
I’m proud neets evil alter ego, shame neet

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.833975 del
he should take a payday loan for his next round of betting

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.833976 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.833977 del
Eating BEANS

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.833978 del
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and max out his centrelink advance payments. You gotta strike while things are hot.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.833979 del
literally my exact body posture

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.833980 del
Tom would rattle off fanatically and Webber would keep Tom on topic occasionally with an easy question

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.833981 del
Don't gaslight him

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.833982 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.833983 del
Exactly right. He would be a millionaire.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.833984 del
Baked beans?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.833985 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.833986 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.833987 del
failed to do anything productive today, will get my shit together tomorrow

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.833988 del
take a break tomorrow and start the next day

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.833989 del
Singing about pepperpinati

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.833990 del
I had an awful day as well. Been an awful week, actually

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.833991 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.833992 del
The Sopranos are the same way as to the beach and pool

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.833993 del
Strange seeing a train that isn't covered in graffiti.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.833994 del
We'll run a train on you 😉

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.833995 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.833996 del
Good song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H2h1MY70uag [Embed]

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.833997 del
Doubt it

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.833998 del
Handsome fella

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.833999 del
Might pay for a blowie

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.834000 del
$120 for blow and go, $150 for half an hour.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.834001 del
The madness returns

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.834002 del
Post pics.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.834003 del
Ernest Jungers birthday

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.834004 del
I don't do that for safety reasons.
Out calls $400 and $50 prepaid for uber through facebook pay pass.
NO NAT, NO anal, no 100 questions about why not! lol

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.834005 del
$50 is for the uber because apparently they get catfished.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.834006 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.834007 del
I bet you haven't even read Storm of Steel.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.834008 del
The neighbours are outside.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.834009 del
Well written.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.834010 del
Might got to Drakes tomorrow and get a Vili's pasty and goulash pie.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.834011 del
Have the engine running I might not be long.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.834012 del
Text me to know what time you will be dropping mine in.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.834013 del
Big domestic scene?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.834014 del
Did it ever go away?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.834015 del
Is there a way to remove dental calculus yourself?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.834016 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.834017 del
No it is too tough. Do not try. See a dentist.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.834018 del
Westinghouse 420L.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.834019 del
At least no reflection.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.834021 del
Considering that old familiar uber trip

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.834022 del
Biriyani gets danker with the addition of boiled eggs

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.834023 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.834024 del
can't fall asleep, woe. Don't dare have moe chamomile

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.834025 del
Two promite sandwiches for dinner

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.834026 del
Poverty rations.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.834027 del
A metaphor for life.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.834028 del
Regret nearly everything I've done in my adult life.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.834029 del
Facebook employees have that tattooed:

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.834030 del
Owned by Seppos since 1967

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.834031 del

will gook lady's even be open today?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.834032 del
Big rape

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.834033 del
you idiots need to go to bed

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.834034 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.834035 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.834036 del
there's never going to be a cute anime girl in your life

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.834037 del
Everyone in prison gets one of those shirts

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.834039 del
Acquired a cup of chamomile

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.834040 del
NK you boong.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.834041 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.834042 del
I thought he left ages ago

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.834043 del
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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.834044 del
yeah, I wish I had tried

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.834045 del
Full blown addiction.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.834046 del
NEET I know what you mean but these sort of ruminations do not do us any good. Look to the future, the past is gone and done with.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.834047 del
Saw a dude at teh beach not long ago with that logo tattooed on his lower back, a la 'tramp stamp'.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.834049 del
gonna get to sleep, somehow

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.834050 del
I don't want to jinx things, but I think I've made it through the summer without having any big spiders in my place, first time since I've been here.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.834051 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.834052 del
They have just got better at hiding. they know your routine now.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.834053 del
thanks, but that was more in the nature of a long term goal I'd like to achieve rather than me actually leaving

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.834054 del
Had some big hunters the past month. The kind that go thud when hitting the floor after a conversation with Mr Thong. Strange I haven't seen a single snake this year. But then again I rarely leave my hovel.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.834055 del
I took a photo of my hair from the top and I am clearly balding. I think I am about to vomit.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.834056 del
Formidable masculine frame.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.834057 del
He must be 50 years old by now.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.834058 del
It was the stolen generation

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.834059 del
Post it here I will lie to you to soothe you back into delusional comfort.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.834060 del
Mid to late-30's I'd have guessed.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.834061 del
It has been many years since I saw a snake, and that was a long way from my house.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.834062 del
>tfw not exploring Vietnam with ActionKid

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lX791SF3Tlw [Embed]

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.834063 del
I'll post one tomorrow to see what you neets think. I am extremely upset about it right now.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.834064 del
I'll fuck you in the arse cunt I don't give a shite.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.834065 del
The first grey hairs were a shock for me. I'm used to them now though. We must accept.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.834066 del
Our beauty is only there for a brief moment, but life goes on.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.834067 del
Dunno nothing about no stolen generator

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.834068 del
Successfully fasted all day. Nothing but black instants. The diet wagon has been boarded.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.834069 del
I'm now wondering if the norwooding is a consequence of vitamin d deficiency.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.834070 del
You will have thoughts like those, before you come to acceptance.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.834071 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.834072 del
Good morning.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.834073 del
On the Sam Aronow. What are you doing?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.834074 del
I am watching Hunter x Hunter (1999) anime Greed Island arc.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.834075 del
I am off to bed. Good night.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.834076 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.834077 del
Fried chicken

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.834078 del
Good arc.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.834079 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.834080 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.834081 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.834082 del
Really? Is it really?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.834083 del
I just grabbed a cup of coffee and literally chillin in the boot now.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.834084 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.834085 del
Just grabbed a mug of coffee now. Hopefully he takes me to breakfast soon.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.834086 del
Are you a mug-blooded Australian?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.834087 del
Freedom! 🇺🇸

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.834088 del
morning neetbros, what's for breakfast?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.834089 del
you don't deserve to get into webby's trunk

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.834090 del
I just ate a ktime twist and cracked a mondster.
Got some drive into Araluen this morning for lunch. Not really looking forward to it now everybody is here. Social anxiety or something.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.834091 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.834092 del
>Got some drive into Araluen this morning for lunch.
Looking forward to it.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.834093 del
I think they said the pub is putting on a spit because they couldn’t handle that many random meals

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.834094 del
Lovely, please bring a plate over to the boot.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.834095 del

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.834096 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.834097 del
>tfw no neet spitroast

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.834098 del
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This guy isn’t going to be happy when he comes outside.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.834099 del
she's at the peak of her earning potential. Its all DSP and psych meds from here.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.834100 del
I read it, I wonder on whose side the equivalent will come from, out of the ukraine?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.834101 del
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keep getting adam baldwin confused with the baldwin brothers

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.834102 del
I saw "Hot Tuna" on a early model bogan, once.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.834103 del
Bad dreams, woe.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.834104 del
what did you have nightmares about neet?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.834105 del
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Just realized the mechanic hasnt gotten back to my email after two weeks and two personal visits, time to start searching for a new one. I intend to inspect the candidates personally before soliciting for work to be done (Full brake system rebuild and upgrade), in case the workshop is infected with swarthoids.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.834106 del
Are you that guy?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.834107 del
Won't just some new pads do?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.834108 del
pads and rotors are still fine but I want to do them so I dont need to do them.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.834109 del
garn woolies to grab some easter eggs, you neets want anything?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.834111 del
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Here you go so far.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.834112 del
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still no action from the back section, no matter how hard I push, woe

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.834113 del
You need the Metamucil Pill.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.834114 del
A new beyond creepy episode: https://youtube.com/watch?v=OquL022p3No [Embed]

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.834115 del
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One egg about this size thanks.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.834116 del
I'm going to the shops. I'm going to get some zinc and vitamin D. I'm going to fight the Norwood reaper to the bloody end.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.834117 del
More chockies please.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.834118 del
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What zinc supplements do you think elon takes?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.834119 del
DNA tech unaffordable to non elite.

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.834120 del
What can we do then?

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.834121 del
I have it on good authority that Tiffin adopted helmet hygiene aesthetics at the first signs of thinning, now he looks like Jason Statham in Crank (2006)

NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.834122 del
might have an early lunch and go out

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.834123 del
In the bury.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.834124 del
I am back from the shops. It was very busy. I got my vitamin D and some zinc. I'm working out a schedule for taking it all. I am not sure the vitamin D is behind the balding but I think it can't hurt to try.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.834125 del
taking vitamin D supps is not like topping your car up on oil because its low. There are half a dozen vitomers of that hormone group and those pills give you a massive dose of only one. Only god knows what that imbalance does to you, particularly your unbelievably complex immune system. Get five hours of sunlight a week and chuck that bottle of pills in the bin, retard.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.834126 del
Fuck you asshole

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.834127 del
Dokter Tiff

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.834128 del
I had a dream about a big woman who jerked me off with her foot. Now I wish I had a big GF.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.834129 del
I served in 'Nam with that mofo. Top bloke. Always had your back.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.834130 del
I served in 'Nam with that mofo. Top bloke. Always had your back.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.834131 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.834132 del
Thanks neet. It is a nasty post that I didn't feel like responding to.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.834133 del
Makes sense. The pub I used to work at would roast a whole pig every Sunday, their busiest day (for people wanting a feed anyway).

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.834134 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.834135 del
I had some porridge with a bit of butter and lots of frozen blueberries in it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.834136 del
You look good NEET. In your lane.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.834137 del
Remind me never to buy a Corvette.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.834138 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.834139 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.834140 del
There is a very slow moving fly in here that keeps evading me.
You would think because of how slow it is it would be easy to swat, but it is cunning.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.834141 del
34 degrees today, 33 tomorrow.
Hopefully these are the last hot days of the season. Over it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.834142 del
I think I might have got it. I did a mid-air swat - a risky manoeuvre since it is much easier to get them when they stop on a surface.
I can't find the body though.
I felt like I connected.
It might just be stunned. Sometimes they revive and start going again.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.834143 del
Reminder to that NEET that he feels better when he eats salad and fruits and smoothies.
Do not eat the chockies or junk.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.834144 del
OK retard. You do you, take your vaxx antidote and be happy.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.834145 del
were the blueberrys from china?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.834146 del
Do you have a fly whacker stick?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.834147 del
It is too warm and needs to be much cooler. I don't mind the heat during the day but the heat persisting at night is unpleasant.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.834148 del
Begone loser.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.834149 del
Imbalance of amino acids (b vitamins in particular) mean that they don't synthesise or get absorbed efficiently.. Or so I've heard.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.834150 del
He's not wrong. It's in our collective best interests to submit to fuhrer tiff.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.834151 del
Your post was fine until you added that. Took you into low quality territory.
There was no need for it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.834152 del
I had my 30mls of apple cider vinegar.
I feel like it had an immediate effect. Feel invigorated. Energy surging. Dopamine response.
It might be all in my head though. The daily experiment will continue.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.834153 del
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not that he posts here anymore, but tiffin is right about only god knowing about how these orthomolecules interact on an organism level. I think what you heard and what tiffin heard is based on test bench or in silico molecular biochemistry.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.834154 del
I think the vinegar has upset my stomach. Maybe I should have it with food in the future.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.834155 del
everyone on this board is retarded but some are more retarded than others.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.834156 del
the active ingredient in apple cider vinegar is homeopathic amounts of pectin, which your retard bux can buy in the stupidmarket.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.834157 del
Yeah, I was watching a thing about a study in Israel in 2015 where people's intake was tracked. Even people with the same diets had really different reactions to the same foods. They did see a correlation between higher gut microbe numbers and a reduced spike in blood sugars, so likely a lower risk of developing t2 diabetes.
Need to get on the dogh.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.834158 del
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Yes, let's all take life advice from a paranoid schixophrenic. What could possibly go wrong?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.834159 del
those studies are probably poperian science making conclusion based on P-values between basically redundant hypotheses and its utter shit. There could be many valid reasons for outcomes that just get ignored for a convenient and profitable answer that usually involves pharma products over basics like not being retarded. Who's to say that the population that got the higher p-values got there not because they were taking b- vitamins but because they were less retarded? isreal is one of the most heavily surveiled populaions from a medical records and genomics point of view tho, so there is that.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.834160 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.834161 del
You are talking out your bum. There are all sorts of probiotics in there.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.834162 del
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>Open KFC app
>15 wicked wings for $10

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.834163 del
cashed up neet

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.834164 del
list them retard. they should be on the bottle you bought.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.834165 del
>I should have it with food
It will go well with fish n chips.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.834166 del
7up used to have lithium in it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.834167 del
how does lithium make you feel?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.834168 del
Why are you so angry neet?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.834169 del
Isn't that what they put in party baloons.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.834170 del
Zinger burger please.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.834171 del
Cope. you got scammed.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.834172 del
Nuro put lithium in a bag of dried chopped up spinach and sold it to me as dank 420 bro, once.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.834173 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.834174 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.834175 del
thank you neet, it would've been better if you had reminded me before I went on my morning binge

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.834176 del
he is quite the prankster, isn't he?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.834177 del
Collecting sticks becomes boring after a while

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.834178 del
That explains why boongs are always angry.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.834179 del
Ugh, these two discord tards are wanking each other off again. Garn fishin. L8r NEETs!

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.834180 del
Give your mullet a good slapping

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.834181 del
Fishermans basket with large chips please.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.834182 del
Yum. Make sure you buy them at the correct time.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.834183 del
Stop doing that please.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.834184 del
That might have been well bantered. I don't know, I didn't understand it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.834185 del
>my morning binge
What did you have?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.834186 del
The cod hole?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.834187 del
that and white dogs always stealing whizzy's quads

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.834188 del
It has been a long time since we've had a NEET bulge photo. Can't remember one since the Mitch Downs collection.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.834189 del
Cruisey you should read this it will be of interest to you.
Read it all, do not skim it.


NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.834190 del
>Read it all, do not skim it.
Those Woody quotes were a nice touch.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.834191 del
Why is it all trunks and boxers and no briefs these days?
Why did the brief go out of fashion?
The brief is best, it does not bunch up or ride up the thighs. It does not make an outline under your pants.
I will never stop wearing briefs.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.834192 del
Dredd (2012) will be on womboflix tonight neets - one cop with a gun lays down the law to a skyscraper full of scum. Based on a long running comic book. 7pm AEDT.

Then tomorrow night we celebrate easter with Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.834193 del
and it's easier to stuff carrots down the front of your briefs before you head out to impress the qts

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.834194 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.834195 del
I will be there. Dredd has been on my list to watch for some time.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.834196 del
Need a dopamine hit, should I get wine or fast food?
Been trying to kick the drinking habit and been successful for the past week or so, so thinking about the latter, but idk what

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.834197 del
Back from lunch.
Sitting in my darkened room having a solo.
Got bretho-ed leaving Canberra this morning. Coming back somebody else near the front of the convoy had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop for something.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.834198 del
>Need a dopamine hit,
A walk or some yoga could provide it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.834199 del
Lunch was delicious, thanks for the plate.

>Sitting in my darkened room having a solo.
We should hit the town later.

>Got bretho-ed leaving Canberra this morning. Coming back somebody else near the front of the convoy had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop for something.
That explains the flashing lights.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.834200 del
Get a moderate portion of fast food and a small but sweet soft drink.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.834201 del
I'm too far gone, I had 3 wanks today and I'm still suffering

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.834202 del
Something like this is fairly easily for a beginner taking 15 minutes:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_tea8ZNk5A [Embed]

It is 30 to 45 seconds of repeated movements in each sequence with breaks between each to prepare for the next. There is nothing too excessive compared to other ones requiring constant movement.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.834203 del
>moderate portion of fast food
yeah, moderate food binges work almost as well as big ones, something I wish I'd discovered 200lbs ago

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.834204 del
You are using the same things causing your suffering to try and cure it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.834205 del
>We should hit the town later.
I am contemplating getting an Uber somewhere.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.834206 del
I can also recommend the qi-gong stretching practice called the 8 brocades, from chinkinstan: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3K-0JpiJu-o [Embed]

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.834207 del
I'll be there.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.834208 del
BEAN run didn't go well today. Broke even.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.834209 del
You need to buy the magic beans.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.834210 del
I'm amazed that tiffin is so against such things yet so friendly with nuro considering he is on the other extreme of popping toilet pills.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.834211 del
>according to zoologist Chris Daniels, they would be entirely wrong
OK Chris
It always makes me smile, how emphatically people say
What a knob head.
piping crow shrike" (which seems to have referred to a very similar but slightly blacker magpie)
This doesn't seem real
hawk-eyed reader, who pointed out that "the piping shrike and the Murray magpie are distinct bird

There is so much to say about this.
>backwards white belly

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.834212 del
I'm in bamboo trunks

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.834213 del
Got four Kiev's in the oven and chips in the airfryer
It's still Good Friday until nightfall. What a dumb dumb.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.834214 del
The bit about being backwards I had never noticed.its looking away.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.834215 del
>four Kiev's
I will have the two that didn't disgorge their butter everywhere.
Pour the disgorged butter from the other two over the top of mine.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.834216 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.834217 del
Bamboo fluff everywhere.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.834218 del
Buyers are scarce, who's got a cow these days?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.834219 del
That's just been greedy.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.834220 del
Good suggestion. Finished it and bookmarked it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.834221 del
Is there a white man's stretching routine?
I am wary of these satanic Mongoloid practices.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.834222 del
pilates was literally invented by a german in a british internment camp during a world war, can't get much whiter than that

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.834223 del
That will be the one for me then.
I will pair it with Tiffo's callisthenics routine.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.834224 del
the germans had all sorts of group calisthenics workouts during the 19th century that were associated with german nationalism

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.834226 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.834227 del
Me top left with my arms folded.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.834228 del
your hair looks excellent neet, the zinc is really working

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.834229 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSsQiBGD4 [Embed]

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.834230 del
Cruisey gives it 100 strokes everynight with his comb.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.834231 del
Makes me ashamed of the state I am in.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.834232 del
That was before the microplastics.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.834233 del
feel like watching a doco about orcas

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.834234 del
drive(2011) is on sbs demand

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.834235 del
I like them they look like they have a cheeky grin as they kill things.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.834236 del
Better than breaking odd

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.834237 del
>feel sad
>remember i have cookies and cream ice cream
>eat some and stop feel sad
thank you ice cream and past me for buying it

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.834238 del
Past you was looking out for you. Anticipating your needs. What a bro.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.834239 del
/ausneets/ tiktok account when?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.834240 del
poorly bantered

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.834241 del
Not funny.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.834242 del
Didn't tiktok get banned in USA? How is olive still posting on it?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.834243 del
The NEETs would cosplay as Dan and Craig.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.834244 del
just like tiktoks

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.834245 del
Not banned yet.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.834246 del
Dredd (2012) will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qVIba2N6MTA [Embed]


NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.834247 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.834248 del
olive? more like nolive

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.834249 del
eating pringles

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.834250 del
BBQ flavour?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.834251 del
flame grilled south american bbq flavour

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.834252 del
i'm not smart but at least i can admit it

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.834253 del
I tried that and the Korean flavour one too. thought they were both meh.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.834254 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.834255 del
For just $4,000 you can waste $4,000

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.834256 del
That's a lot of goonbags.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.834257 del
You're a goonbag!

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.834258 del
Exact body type.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.834259 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.834260 del
i just sneezed

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.834261 del
i just sneezed again, it's so over

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.834262 del
we should all get mullets

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.834263 del
should i buy a pair of jeans?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.834264 del
Goodbye neet.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.834265 del
Maybe that neet that went fishing caught one for us.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.834266 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.834267 del
We'd look ... stunning.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.834268 del
Gym instructor asking awkward questions, poking and prodding at me, says my stat sheet is odd, muscle distribution is odd.
Going to a different gym

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.834269 del
Just so neet

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.834270 del
Stop being soft

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.834271 del
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might become something of a legend in these here parts

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.834272 del
>disintegrate into dust
Tiffin? No!

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.834273 del
Drove almost an hour to my secret fishing spot only to realise I'd left the rod at home. That's what I get for drink driving.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.834274 del
>Going to a different gym
That is fair enough NEET. Find one you are comfortable at.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.834275 del
you are the reason the road toll spikes over easter

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.834276 del
Don't drink drive. Dangerous and dumb.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.834277 del
not now dinosaur

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.834278 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.834279 del
He may get lucky tomorrow. Fish or accident.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.834280 del
I can't wait until AI is good enough to give me a true AI GF.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.834281 del
Imagine if your AI gf broke up with you.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.834282 del
It's his time.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.834283 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.834284 del
I might dissociate while speeding through a school zone at 8:30

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.834285 del
Get in here neets, it's judgement time

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.834286 del
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Succumbed to temptation and got a subway footlong and a litre of sauvignon blanc wine again.

The lady at the counter told me there would be a public holiday surcharge for the sandwich, I said all good ok that's fine and then she didn't add it.

I feel so fucking depressed.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.834287 del
Then refuse to elaborate?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.834288 del
Cute gnome.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.834289 del
Fuck the world

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.834290 del
>public holiday
saturday's not a public holiday, the shops are meant to be open

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.834291 del
>public holiday surcharge

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.834292 del
she said easter surcharge I think it was for the whole weekend

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.834293 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.834294 del
Pagans are faggots.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.834295 del
He's happier than me.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.834296 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.834297 del
Never tried that flavour. It's too seppo-esque for my liking.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.834298 del
Off to the gym.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.834299 del
More meme flavours soon to disappear fromn supermarket shelves and our memories.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.834300 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.834301 del
Leg day?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.834302 del
Have a good lift.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.834303 del
kek, it is.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.834304 del
Imagine e-whoring the family retard

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.834305 del
>tfw when you will always be the family retard

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.834306 del
Man food tastes so much better when you're drunk wtf
I'm eating this sandwich and I can actually vividly focus on and feel the meat, the vegetables, the cheese etc inside of it

What the hell man? I always feel pent up and anxious when I'm sober, but when I drink I feel surprisingly alright. The only problem is drinking also makes me retarded and will cause some degree of irreversible damage to my organs.

Is there a drug that lets you experience things as vividly and as much like a child as alcohol does? I don't think I would despair if I had this aspect of drunkenness all the time

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.834307 del
That's crazy.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.834308 del
You could try butt-chugging the booze.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.834309 del
i'm going to do the opposite of shoving food up my arse

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.834310 del
Poo in pan?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.834311 del
yeah it is gay cunt

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.834312 del
Up the BWC?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.834313 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.834314 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.834315 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.834316 del
Every episode of Australian Border Security there's at least one Asian trying to bring in catdog meat.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.834317 del
Stop being so narky. Are you upset your boyfriend overdosed on meth?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.834318 del
"I sorry, I no speaka no Engrish"

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.834319 del
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Lucky bastards

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.834320 del
Imagine how much crap they bring in undetected.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.834321 del
There's a comet in Taurus.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.834322 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.834323 del
Chicken wings and bacon for dinner.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.834324 del
Yum. Honey soy wings?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.834325 del
Was just goint to let the streaky bacon flavour the wings. But I could coat them in Thai chilli jam or Korean chilli paste. Tell me what i should do.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.834326 del
It's too late to marinate!

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.834327 del
Bacon grease and salt will be enough. Make sure they get nice and brown.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.834328 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.834329 del
>let the streaky bacon flavour the wings
I do that under the griller, they turn out nice.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.834330 del
>Make sure they get nice and brown.
Stop being racist.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.834331 del
are maccas and hungry jacks gonna be open tomorrow?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.834332 del
>haven't eaten fruit or vegies in two days
I need a herder

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.834333 del
Give UMM PTY LTD a call.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.834334 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.834335 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.834336 del
I reckon Cruisey just buys them something from the drive thru or the specials board.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.834337 del
8-day old deli bacon. Oof.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.834338 del
Probably not. Monday maybe?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.834339 del
gonna get my shit together tomorrow neets, I mean it this time!

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.834340 del
Get an orange juice with your next Big Mac meal. Lettuce and onion are veggies. Tomato is a fruit apparently. Fuck sickos.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.834341 del
I spread a tablespoon of the Thai chilli jam because I want to use it. Threw a whole bulb of garlic in there too.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.834342 del
now I remember, I had pineapple on that pixxa slice, and it had tomato sauce on it. I'm practical a vegan

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.834343 del
Sounds like a well balanced diet.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.834344 del
You gave me a good idea. I might just add that tin of Thailanese pineapple to the chicken/bacon mix. Fuck yeah. That sweetness will perfectly balance the saltiness of the bacon and jarred sauce. You deserve a raise.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.834345 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.834346 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.834347 del
I like pineapple, sometimes it is not sweet enough. Harvested too early. Sprinkle some sugar on, problem solved.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.834348 del
Pixels don't look right. There aren't any.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.834349 del
I'm going to save the tinned stuff for a fried rice dish.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.834350 del
Pour me a glass of juice when you open it please.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.834351 del
I am watching the footy. Carn pear.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.834352 del
I'll sprinkle some sugar on you, sweetie

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.834353 del
Makes your sea men taste better. Fuck sickos

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.834354 del
It would caramelise instantly. That's how hot I am.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.834355 del
I got William ripening in a brown paper booze bag.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.834356 del
Have you tried the Beurre Bosc? It is the best in my opinion.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.834357 del
>a brown paper booze bag.
My exact body type.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.834358 del
Karl Urban never showed his face in that movie, not once

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.834359 del
He was too ashamed of his performance.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.834360 del
I have not, but they look really nice. I only bought a single pear, just like I did the tomato and avocado. Because I know what happens when I buy too much fresh produce.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.834361 del
He did marry Tom's sloppy seconds after all.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.834362 del
Exciting finish to the footy.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.834363 del
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Dinner pretty much paid for my trip.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.834364 del
Buy a whore you fat bastard.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.834365 del
Well done m8!
Mogged that flog Cruisey.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.834366 del
I’m fat and smelly and socially retarded and everyone knows where my room is.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.834367 del
Did you attract attention from fellow gamblers with your big win?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.834368 del
Not that I noticed. It was a big club with a huge pokie room. I had to show ID again and sign paperwork to get paid.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.834369 del
Did they pay in cash?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.834370 del
Yes. I had my stiletto and half a dozen boomers to walk me home.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.834371 del
>half a dozen boomers to walk me home
The crew.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.834372 del
The original gang from The Outsiders.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.834373 del
The only strip club nearby is beneath a brothel in an industrial estate. Can’t even get a tit hug without paying a pajeet or muslim to drive me to the middle of nowhere and then have to deal with upselling

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.834374 del
No single Asians checking you out?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.834375 del
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Made palak paneer. Jeet food week

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.834376 del
Do not spoil your trip by doing something which degrades you.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.834377 del
Well done NEET. I admire the effort you put into your dishes.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.834378 del
I am hearing the doof doof of a distant gathering.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.834379 del
>chunks of raw red onion
>unidentifiable green stuff
>unidentifiable white stuff

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.834380 del
I would eat a bowl.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.834381 del
Nobody checks me out

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.834382 del
I’m not going to. I already feel bad. That would make me feel worse.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.834383 del
The girl at the reception desk will check you out when you leave.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.834384 del
It's no harder than pasta sauce, you just use ginger instead of garlic, greens instead of tomato, and tofu instead of meat.
Chads eat raw onion

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.834385 del
>Was only supposed to eat half that chicken bacon sloppa


NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.834386 del
You can't be expected to control yourself around such good savoury sloppa.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.834387 del
The umami flavours caused the brain to choose to keep going.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.834388 del
Carbs in Carbs out

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.834389 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.834390 del
You fucking ripper!
>$10 bets

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.834391 del
He's the culinary version of the late Art_NEET.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.834392 del
Weber's a bloody hero. Good shit.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.834393 del
Don't try and outdo him.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.834394 del
How often does the "grand jackpot" on those machines go off?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.834395 del
I would like a savoury sticky rice parcel for lunch tomorrow please, filled with the finest catdog meat.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.834396 del
The machine felt the force of The Shadow.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.834397 del
Next time we see it the shadow will be a little smaller. Some of it was absorbed by the machine.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.834398 del
When I was younger "Easter Sunday" was the biggest Easter day, but as time has gone on I have seen Good Friday becoming more prominent.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.834399 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.834400 del
Easter egg hunt was on Sunday mornings.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.834401 del
Imagine those size 15 feet on your intimate member.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.834402 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.834403 del
All I'd see is feet

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.834404 del
She would mock you while she worked.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.834405 del
Set trap for remaining rat.
Little fucker ate a tomato last night and that was the final straw.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.834406 del
NEET it would be nice if you illustrated these sort of story arcs with photos.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.834407 del
Wonder if FIFO is on the springies.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.834408 del
Picturing the Springies being on FIFO. He's in his bath naked and covered in them.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.834409 del
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Didn't sleep last night and still not tired. The goon I'm drinking (because I was having muscle spasms in my legs due to withdrawal) is making me energetic.
Gonna have to smash the temazepam to sleep tonight. Got myself all worked up googling signs of seizure.
Feeling really end stage

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.834410 del
Don't hesitate to take yourself to hospital if you feel it is necessary. Call an ambulance if you need to.
You will get through it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.834411 del
just had some ritz sour cream and onion crackers

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.834412 del
I don't have ambulance cover

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.834413 del
Are they good?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.834414 del
You should buy ambulance cover as soon as possible.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.834415 del
could he ignore an ambulance bill?
would they really come after someone on jobseekers

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.834416 del
decent, I'm still hungry.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.834417 del
I think you can contact them and negotiate about your bill. They probably have some sort of hardship policy.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.834418 del
>Got myself all worked up googling signs of seizure.
I wouldn't stress unless you about to run out of money for alcohol in the tomorrow. If so go to ED tomorrow and tell them the truth, tell them you are having withdrawals daily and are scared once you run out of money and booze. Theyll give you something to get you through short term and a script for vallies to get you through it. They'd be fucked if they didn't after you told them all that.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.834419 del
True, they'd probably let him pay in tiny installments. It should be free. The cops or fireys don't send you a bill for calling them in an emergency,

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.834420 del
>It should be free.
Most people assume it is and are shocked when they get a bill.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.834421 del
Yeah for sure. I called one in 2018 when I thought i was having a heart attack when it was just a panic attack that time. Getting a 800 bill a few weeks later felt like extra egg on my face.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.834422 del
Did you take out cover after that?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.834423 del
Yeah not though insurance but through st johns ambulance(the one they use in WA).Its gone up in recent years but still worth it.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.834424 del
tempted to microwave a mrs macs

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.834425 del
Go for it NEET. You have the ambulance cover if needed.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.834426 del
woke up with my fridge making some weird buzzing noise, woe. Can't get back to sleep but vowed I wouldn't get back on the chamomile again tonight no matter what

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.834427 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.
Going to read some more Dune.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.834428 del
Night fella.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.834429 del
Did the fellas enjoy the movie?

Very Indian.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.834430 del
Wasn't always. In NSW before being funded via insurance surcharge (I think) it was done through home insurance. Wrong insurance cover or none all and they'll let it burn.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.834431 del
Would redeem.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.834432 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.834433 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.834434 del
Doing a poo

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.834435 del
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morning neeties, happy easter. Woke up to find some bastard has eaten all my easter eggs

NEET Admin 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.834436 del
Time to crack the christmas eggs.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.834437 del
Good morning NEETs.
Happy Easter and enjoy your Gesture eggs.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.834438 del
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any neets going to church over easter?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.834439 del
I heard Tiffin is delivering another sermon here.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.834440 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.834441 del
IGA is preparing a banquet of food and Nuro is preparing a banquet of pills for those on diets. Teamwork makes the dream work.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.834442 del
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NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.834443 del
Ate my last K-Time Twist.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.834444 del
Like the style.

Good Pepe.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.834445 del
Just tap on the boot and we'll go for breakfast. Your shout.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.834446 del
I think it's time you put out

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.834447 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s7rie4oJWxM [Embed]

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.834449 del
If you are talking to me, yes, I have had food from there a few times. Pay cash.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.834450 del
Finally I pushed and the first poo for today was released.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.834451 del
Hospital cover costs around the same price as four goon bags.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.834452 del
About five years ago, the staff at CERN realized there was a thin film of material that was forming on the interior of the LHC. They soon realized that it was actually made up of precious metals.

In fact, this material was a combination of about 90% gold, 10% platinum, and a small balance of rare earth metals.

The thin layer of metals was just four microns thick. However, if it turned out that this metallic coating lined a large portion of the LHC's 27 kilometers of piping, it was estimated that some four metric tons of gold had accidentally been created!


NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.834453 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.834454 del
Food for thought.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.834455 del
Which one would he use and appreciate more?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.834456 del
The board looks weird, like it's all squashed to the left.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.834457 del
The toilet phones infection could be getting worse.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.834458 del
Could he split it?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.834459 del
Just saw hunter Biden's dick.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.834460 del
Opted out of this morning’s drive and barbecue lunch. Need a few hours of quiet solitude.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.834461 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.834463 del
Garn back to the pokes?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.834464 del
You should have went. We can party tonight.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.834465 del
Nobody else posts any but nuro, thanks largely to the doxing

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.834466 del

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.834467 del
Tiffin toasted a bunch of saltana hot cross buns and offered them to another board once.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.834468 del
A pint and parmy deal and a couple of 50s through the machines while they cook it sounds like a nice way to spend half an hour.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.834469 del
Still blown away by the $10 bets.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.834470 del
Machines here don’t accept $50s. I had to ask wtf was wrong last night.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.834471 del
You’re not going to win more than pocket change with 5 or 10 cent machines.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.834473 del
dancing around my room to gary glitter's rock and roll

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.834474 del
That's not even how they work.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.834475 del
>after a woman... fainted
>knocking over the gas bottle causing it to catch alight.
>badly burning her face
Npc behaviour

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.834476 del
Sims Adelaide

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.834477 del
Yes, what would I know.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.834478 del
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>after a woman... fainted

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.834479 del
As long as it’s just your room and not a kindergarten or primary school

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.834480 del
Sorry, you have a better system.
You have convinced me to try.
I only do 1c, but then higher credits per line.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.834481 del
Don’t start wasting more money

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.834482 del
What was the system?
Was it 20c and all lines? Then 5 credits per line?
I need to know.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.834483 del
I need to know.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.834484 del
>imagining that webby is going to reveal the secrets to his highly valuable proprietary system to just any old trash from ausneets

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.834485 del
I really do.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.834486 del
Trust the system.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.834487 del
Very nice.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.834488 del
The ultimate system is to own the pokies and let retards like cruisey give you their hard earned wagebux

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.834489 del
garn out to find some easter eggs, will pay service station prices if needed, you neets want me to get you any? What kind?

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.834490 del
Whatever you can find, I will feed on.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.834491 del
Bucket of KFC flavoured eggs thanks.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.834492 del
I've got more out than I've put in.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.834493 del
He probably doesn't know.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.834494 del
Webby isn't going to reveal his secret until he dies, and then he will only pass it on to a few select, worthy neets, of high moral character.

NEET 03/30/2024 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.834495 del
Sitting outside a pub that doesn’t open for another half hour, like a dero.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.834496 del
I knew you'd go back for a flutter.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.834497 del
Put down an empty box or something and people walking past might throw some coins in it for you.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.834498 del
The Taphouse doesn’t have pokes

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.834499 del
woolies was open, scored some easter eggs, a bottle of coke, and a ham and cheese crossaint. Winning.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.834500 del

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.834502 del
Realised that main and lead are meant to be played by two different guitars, not one.
Many things make sense now

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.834503 del
Last time I and Cruisey did the large hardon collider we just got spoof everywhere.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.834504 del
You gay now

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.834505 del
might get run over for a chortle

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.834506 del

Feeling ok?

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.834507 del
Bit depressed

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.834508 del
Got an imperial pint of chogolate porter

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.834509 del
That's hilarious. If the article was posted tomorrow I'd have said it was an April Fool's joke.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.834510 del
are these any good or another meme drink?

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.834511 del
It’s alright, but the whole place seems to be some lefty craft beer only wanker place. That said, I have just discovered a 9.8% stdout on tap

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.834512 del
They have a couple of those old fashioned horse race odds boards, but instead of horse names they have cringe shit like “Pauline Hanson Goes Halal” and “Boomer Admits Climate Change”

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.834513 del
Might be an awesome spot to do a casual racism (this is in China town) once I have a couple more under my belt.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.834514 del
Keep us updated.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.834515 del
Also get to save some time bypassing the local cops for hate crimes as the cops in the ACT are all Feds.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.834516 del
Might ask the barkeep if he is a jew. He has frizzy hair and a bit of a beak.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.834517 del
invite him to your passover dinner

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.834518 del
>passover dinner
Over a tower ledge?

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.834519 del
Rhythm and lead.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.834520 del
Should put one up of your own.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.834521 del
Lmao they can’t legally serve me an imperial pint of the stout as it’s over 5 standos in a glass. Had to give me a schooner (SA metric pint) and warn me that it was 3.3 standos.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.834522 del
Many such cases around these parts. Hope it doesn't last much longer. Motherbat was right

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.834523 del
Ordered a pork schnitzel

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.834524 del
Woolies truck is in.
Making a few kilos of chilli, going to have some on nachos then freezing all but one serve

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.834525 del
Australian beer is shithouse, too alcoholic for a bitters, not enough body for a pot. Unsatisfying, not refreshing, very, very expensive.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.834526 del
no energy today neets, shouldn't have binged all that chocolate

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.834527 del
please post your feedpack count, we need to start a scoreboard

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.834528 del
Probably some 'anti gambling addiction' shit mandated by Big Gov.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.834529 del
they're just trying to stop high rolling chads liek you and me from breezing in a draining the place in a few minutes with our trusty systems

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.834530 del
Well I made a feed pack and now I'm making another feed pack which makes two feed packs. Then I made two kilos of chilli which makes eight plus two but I'm eating one.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.834531 del
I take back some of what I said. The pork schnitzel was a proper pork loin done in the jap crumb style and sliced. Fucking awesome.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.834532 del
Make it extra hot.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.834533 del
What a mob of poofters

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.834534 del
It does sound nice.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.834535 del
The prick who owes me money posted on Instagram about his 19 year old cat dying a few days ago. Tempted to comment saying he can now send me the money he would have spent on cat food and litter each week.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.834536 del
trying to remember what I did on easter sundays in the past

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.834537 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.834538 del
lol 😂

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.834539 del
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NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.834540 del
Ordered another stdout

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.834541 del
>tfw too retarded to ever (successfully) play SimCity

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.834542 del
Boomers love their shorts with belts

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.834543 del
two different guitarists*

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.834544 del
you're a stdout neet

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.834545 del
Trust the system.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.834546 del
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If your start with wholefood you can bulk it out. Cheap processed food is a dead end.

Two kilos of chilli is 8 main serves, or 16 half serves. These nachos come out at $3.00 a serve and I'm eating two.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.834547 del
Good work on the cheese.

NEET 03/31/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.834548 del
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