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NEET General #819 - Tree of Knowledge Edition NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No. 832650 [X] >>833263
Have you NEETs ever felt tempted by the forbidden fruit?

Old Thread: >>831591


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.832651 [X] del
How?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.832652 [X] del
Holy SHIT that previous thread was TERRIBLE.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.832654 [X] del >>832658
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YVdVpd-pqcM [Embed]
Brokeback bridge breaking


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.832657 [X] del >>832663>>832664>>832673>>832723
Womboflix is still taking suggestions for an Easter themed movie for this Sunday. So far all we have is The Last Temptation Of Christ. If neets have any other ideas, let me know.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.832659 [X] del
>>832655
Haven't you shit in a pan?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.832660 [X] del
I drank 12 beers today. should I drink more since I'm bored?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.832661 [X] del >>832667
>>832655
Pariston runs a tight ship.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.832662 [X] del
>>832655
You're butthurt.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.832663 [X] del
>>832657
Would be the time to watch the Life of Brian, but we already watched that.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.832664 [X] del >>832665
>>832657
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KHHfeCgERnE [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.832665 [X] del >>832669
>>832664
I'm told that was pretty terrible


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.832666 [X] del >>832668>>832670>>832671
>>832534
Strange, we've also had no 'Good night, o7' posts from the 'American NEET' since the dope 'unwittingly' smoked dope. Just a (((coincedence))) though, nothing to see here Unemployed_Goy...


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.832667 [X] del
>>832661
He allows nuro to break the rules though.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.832668 [X] del
>>832666
It was nice when he recognised his stalker.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.832669 [X] del
>>832665
It was.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.832670 [X] del >>832676>>832683>>832686>>832727
>>832666
All the posting about wanting an el nuro stopped after the meth. I am about 90% sure that shit is just him samefagging.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.832671 [X] del >>832674>>832773
>>832666
He stopped when he got impersonated by a low quality NEET. It was never Nuro. That was an absurd conspiracy theory.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.832672 [X] del >>832682>>832709
o7


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.832673 [X] del >>832677
>>832657
>The Last Temptation Of Christ.
That is an evil movie. Hollywood at its worst.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.832674 [X] del
>>832671
you're a conspiracy theory!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.832675 [X] del
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I want to lick her armpits.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.832676 [X] del >>832679
>>832670
You will never know the full significance of the el nuro meme neet. That's just the way it is.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.832677 [X] del >>832681
>>832673
What would you suggest then?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.832678 [X] del
I reckon you are all just me only I forgot that I made your posts so I reply to them. I am the omniNEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.832679 [X] del >>832687
>>832676
I've dropped three el nuros today.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.832680 [X] del
The NEET that made the failed thread should be banned forevor.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.832681 [X] del >>832684
>>832677
I didn't say we shouldn't watch it.

Have we watched Donnie Darko before? That has a rabbit in it. Almost an Easter Bunny.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.832682 [X] del
>>832672
Thanks o7.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.832683 [X] del >>832685
>>832670
>about 90% sure
You have far too much confidence.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.832684 [X] del
>>832681
it takes place around halloween


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.832685 [X] del
>>832683
Let us not pretend that he doesn't have a history of samefagging.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.832686 [X] del >>832688
>>832670
One of those was me not nuro.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.832687 [X] del
>>832679
Falling out of you?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.832688 [X] del >>832690>>832692
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>>832686
How do we know you're not nuro?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.832689 [X] del >>832696>>832700
So good. I hate women so much


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.832690 [X] del >>832693
>>832688
How do we know you're not nuro?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.832691 [X] del >>832694
Imagine all the lost customers from this meth bender. And he laughs at monk lol. If ash had a grave instead of being smeared along 50m of road, he'd be rolling in it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.832692 [X] del >>832695
>>832688
You don't I guess. But I don't really like nuro since he calls me IGA and attacks me.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.832693 [X] del >>832697
>>832690
More importantly, how do I know I'm not nuro?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.832694 [X] del >>832699
>>832691
>If ash had a grave instead of being smeared along 50m of road, he'd be rolling in it.
lol
I thought he hit a log and then superman-ed into a shipping container.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.832695 [X] del >>832698>>832702
>>832692
He does that to everyone. He is very mentally ill, even by our standards.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.832696 [X] del
>>832689
You should take the bussy pill instead.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.832697 [X] del
>>832693
You can't be nuro if I think I might be nuro.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.832698 [X] del
>>832695
Haha, such an IGA thing to say.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.832699 [X] del
>>832694
He probably attended the funeral or researched his funeral arrangements and is passing the stalking off as common knowledge.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.832700 [X] del
>>832689
He's a homosexual.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.832701 [X] del >>832703
What if we're all nuro, but in turn we're all the imaginary personalities of one very retarded neet?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.832702 [X] del
>>832695
How do we know you're not IGA?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.832703 [X] del >>832705
>>832701
You can't be nuro if you're also IGA, you can't be your own gay incestuous lover.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.832704 [X] del >>832705
(125.00 KB 480x640 p2pb19s9b8p51.jpg)
...or can you?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.832706 [X] del >>832710
Night.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.832707 [X] del >>832708>>832713
I wonder who the most mentally ill neet is.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.832708 [X] del >>832712
>>832707
It's you


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.832709 [X] del
>>832672
Cuck salute


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.832710 [X] del
>>832706
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.832711 [X] del
>>832705
Good tiktok.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.832713 [X] del
>>832707
I'm pretty fucked up, and I don't even have any drug or alcohol problems, so I can't fix my life by quitting them.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.832714 [X] del >>832715
Failed YouTube wagon, need support


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.832715 [X] del >>832717>>832718>>832750
>>832714
I don't think we'll ever be free of it bro


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.832716 [X] del
This month's piss jugs have been emptied. Time for a beer I guess.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.832717 [X] del
>>832715
I tried to have a wank but it didn't work out


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.832718 [X] del
>>832715
Also I didn't mean to quote you


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.832719 [X] del
too drank to wank


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.832720 [X] del
Thinking about Mark Lathams homophobic comments (I support him)


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.832721 [X] del >>832722>>832747>>832798
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Back on the Vietnam edits... I want to be conscripted.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.832722 [X] del
>>832721
Vietnam war best war.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.832723 [X] del >>832726
>>832657
Let's watch some old-skool Looney Tunes


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.832724 [X] del
>>832658
Hell awaits you


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.832725 [X] del >>832728
(7.80 MB 1080x1920 cool sink.mp4)
Found this cool sink on twitter.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.832726 [X] del
>>832723
we can do that too, what ones did you have in mind?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.832727 [X] del >>832729>>832731
>>832670
I know for a fact that Toilet MAN samefags. He's been shitting up chans long before this endchan saga.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.832728 [X] del
>>832725
I want one.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.832729 [X] del
>>832727
Settle down.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.832730 [X] del >>832732>>832736
(135.22 KB 500x482 easter_frog.png)
What are the best type of easter eggs neets?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.832731 [X] del >>832734
>>832727
neet only those who can see IP hashes have the slightest fucking clue what the hell is going on around here


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.832732 [X] del
>>832730
Plain Red Tulip egg was best back in the day. Something about the shape made the chocolate taste different. Best around the middle of the egg. Thicker.
It has been many years since I ate an easter egg.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.832733 [X] del >>832737
Wage off.
Train thing (bogey exchange) is behind Churchill centre. It was where tanks were built for Wwii, or the first one, I can't remember.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.832734 [X] del
>>832731
Way back when I could see ip hashes I still didn’t know what was going on.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.832735 [X] del >>832738
Old man just asked me if I was on a bender


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.832736 [X] del >>832743
(107.40 KB 778x643 lol Jesus who!.jpg)
>>832730
The big ones with the Smarties in 'em were also a childhood fav.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.832737 [X] del
>>832733
Good wage?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.832738 [X] del >>832739
>>832735
What did you tell him?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.832739 [X] del >>832740
>>832738
"I'm fine"


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.832740 [X] del >>832741
>>832739
What made him ask?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.832741 [X] del >>832746
>>832740
My 'slow responses'
I hate the way my parents use facebook messenger and technology.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.832742 [X] del >>832744
did some stretching, the 8 brocades. There's really no excuse for me not to do it every night before bed, it's not difficult, I just make it too hard inside my mind. Might try some pilates next time.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.832743 [X] del
>>832736
creme eggs are excellent


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.832744 [X] del
>>832742
Well done NEET. You are going to become nice and supple.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.832745 [X] del
>>832395
What's the frequency, Weber?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.832746 [X] del
>>832741
try and keep your relationship with your parents good neet, you never know when you need to borrow money off them


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.832747 [X] del
>>832721
you'd just get shot to pieces by a communist with a machine gun


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.832748 [X] del >>832755
neets don't need to go to nam, but some of us would benefit from more externally imposed discipline in our lives. Is there any way of getting it apart from the military?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.832749 [X] del
(108.77 KB 1500x1015 Muh Niggah.jpg)


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.832750 [X] del >>832752
>>832715
I need support not your defeatist bullshit neet


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.832751 [X] del
the easter webby brings wifi to good little neets


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.832752 [X] del >>832757
>>832750
block youtube with a broswer plugin then, that doesn't help me as there are too many technical videos I need to watch on youtube


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.832753 [X] del
although maybe I could make a custom plugin that will only allow certain channels for most of the day


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.832754 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.832755 [X] del
>>832748
You need to find a femdom gf.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.832756 [X] del >>832758
Nothing like getting pegged to instil some discipline into you.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.832757 [X] del
>>832752
>too many technical videos I need to watch on youtube
You know that is self destructive thinking


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.832758 [X] del
>>832756
i worry some neets would enjoy it, and act out more often so they could get punished


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.832759 [X] del >>832760
ok neets, gonna turn off this computer and watch some james burke tv episodes, good night


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.832760 [X] del
>>832759
Good night NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.832761 [X] del >>832762>>832763>>832764>>832768
Didn't the US lose 60k in Vietnam, but the VC lost 600,000 and 300,000 civilians?
South Vietnam took about half the losses as the north.
So rather than the US losing, you'd have to conclude that the south Vietnamese lost.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.832762 [X] del
>>832761
The communists are literally in power governing all of Vietnam today NEET.
That doesn't negate the fact that it would have been fun.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.832763 [X] del
>>832761
US never loses wars, she loses interests.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.832764 [X] del >>832766
>>832761
millions of vietnamese were killed in that war. The seppos didn't really lose, they just go bored of slaughtering the commies, declared victory and went home during a lull, and when the fighting started up again didn't get invovled


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.832765 [X] del >>832769
going to try and sleep
I think it will be a restless night


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.832766 [X] del
>>832764
>went home during a lull
they literally fled as Saigon fell you dumb cunt


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.832767 [X] del
oh hes mad


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.832768 [X] del >>832799
>>832761
You shoul read this.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.832769 [X] del
>>832765
Good night.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.832770 [X] del
Fireworks going off. Maybe gunshots.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.832771 [X] del >>832772
Forced myself to eat a bunch of feed because I didn't want it to go off. Fucked up my diet and didn't even enjoy doing so.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.832772 [X] del >>832775
>>832771
Should have just chucked it out NEET. Lesson learned.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.832773 [X] del >>832776>>832779>>832790
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>>832671
You are correct... but have been lurking...

For the others; I'm not nuro, I don't even know who or what that is. I don't do any drugs either. And,, I never same-fag, I don't have time for highschool antics.

GM &/or GN
Have a Blessed week NEET Frens! {o7}


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.832774 [X] del
Walking past a clearing.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.832775 [X] del >>832780
>>832772
That would be wasteful.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.832776 [X] del
>>832773
Thanks neet. Don't worry about the drama queens here.
Good morning and have a good week!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.832777 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0A5vESbZhcU [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.832778 [X] del >>832826
This is my first Woody Allen moofie. He seems the sort of guy that everyone bullied in school.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.832779 [X] del
>>832773
Another good Pepe. Thank you. o7


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.832780 [X] del >>832785
>>832775
sunk cost fallacy.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.832781 [X] del >>832782>>832783
It's doing the same thing it did the week after it iitially got banned.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.832782 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.832783 [X] del >>832784>>832786
>>832781
Get a better hobby. We don't need your constant obsessive commentary and speculation on other NEETs.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.832784 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.832785 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.832786 [X] del
>>832783
It is amazing how you don't bring up the hobby shit when nuro males wild allegations...


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.832787 [X] del >>832819
>males


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.832788 [X] del
I really shouldn't have just eaten, that kilo of chicken.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.832789 [X] del >>832791
Time for slep


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.832790 [X] del
>>832773
Thanks o7.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.832791 [X] del
>>832789
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.832792 [X] del
I read in bed instead of sleeping and now I am back up.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.832793 [X] del >>832794
I'm on that Lee Kuan Yew type disco shit


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.832794 [X] del
>>832793
That one?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.832795 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.832796 [X] del >>832797>>832828
Mording.
Doing a poo.
About to shave, shower, and load up the car.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.832797 [X] del
>>832796
Good morning NEET.
Don't turn the moofie up to loud.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.832798 [X] del
>>832721
thats rhodesian army camo. you can even see the flag on that guy on the left's pauldron.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.832799 [X] del
>>832768
Imagine being the bad guys.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.832800 [X] del >>832802>>832805
my $2500 phone is in a sorting facility two suburbs over but I shall probably have to wait until after easter to get it, I suppose. Why cant I go there and get it myself? do they do that?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.832801 [X] del >>832809
(195.43 KB 1286x1596 baltimore brige.jpg)


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.832802 [X] del
>>832800
Australia Post? Nope.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.832803 [X] del
I want my testicles taken out of my scrotum and cut in half before hitting them with a hammer as hard as you can


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.832804 [X] del
(190.41 KB 590x756 mor baltimore.png)


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.832805 [X] del
>>832800
>$2500 phone


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.832806 [X] del >>832807>>832812
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/exhausted-by-flashbacks-lindt-cafe-siege-police-sniper-mark-davidson-wracked-with-guilt/news-story/cec0a9c94cb0a7cdb357d7dbd9345fe0
Weak nigga should not have listened to his bosses. I'd have put a 338 Lapua Magnum round straight through that plate glass window and the rag head behind it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.832807 [X] del >>832808


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.832808 [X] del >>832810
>>832807
Is it though?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.832809 [X] del >>832816
>>832801
Why didn't they just put safety rails around the legs of the bridge?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.832810 [X] del >>832811>>832829
>>832808
you wouldn't do shit in that situation


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.832811 [X] del
>>832810
You're a big meanie.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.832812 [X] del
>>832806
he didnt want to set off the bomb, which didnt exist and wouldnt go off with a bullet, that shit only happens in cowboy moofies. what a fucking retard. He has PTSD because he did a retard and some normies died.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.832813 [X] del
Gonna hide in his boot


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.832814 [X] del
(76.42 KB 570x451 baltimore pajeets.png)


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.832815 [X] del >>832845
were there people driving across the bridge?
Looks liek the pajeet captain went full reverse and that caused it to turn.
Incompetence.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.832816 [X] del >>832817
>>832809
Like brakes on a truck


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.832817 [X] del >>832820
>>832816
are the packages in the containers okay?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.832818 [X] del >>832825
The ABC article is praising them for the mayday call they made.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.832819 [X] del >>832821
>>832787
>males
You also don't point out his typos.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.832820 [X] del
>>832817
Refunds for all Chink Shit as it never arrived in time.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.832821 [X] del >>832822
>>832819
Didn't you shit in a pan?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.832822 [X] del
>>832821
No, that was nuro. This is why we refer to a shit fried in a pan as an el nuro.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.832823 [X] del
Imagine inserting yourself into the NIGA drama.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.832824 [X] del
Going to have a shower.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.832825 [X] del
>>832818
The pilot was probably aboriginal


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.832826 [X] del >>832827>>832913
>>832778
What one?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.832827 [X] del
>>832826
Get your hand off it!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.832828 [X] del
>>832796
Have a safe trip. Let us know if you meet Craig.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.832829 [X] del
>>832810
He does big shits in all situations.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.832830 [X] del >>832831>>832832
Need a new website to use


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.832831 [X] del >>832834>>832836
>>832830
No more websites. Pajeets can't generate faster than you use then up.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.832832 [X] del >>832835>>832837
>>832830
You need to use this one better.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.832833 [X] del
I snatched one of his lollies when he wasn't looking. Going to take a sip of his cruiser next.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.832834 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.832835 [X] del
>>832832
Good advice.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.832836 [X] del
>>832831
They better go faster or I'll redeem


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.832837 [X] del >>832839
>>832832
None of the other boats are worth using


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.832838 [X] del
Ck is dead. Woe


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.832839 [X] del
>>832837
I spent 6 years on a leaky boatrd


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.832840 [X] del
Destroy the NEET's hole to save the NEET's soul.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.832841 [X] del >>832843>>832844>>832863
Just had a sip of a vodka cruiser.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.832842 [X] del >>832847
morning neetbros


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.832843 [X] del
>>832841
Too early.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.832844 [X] del
>>832841
breakfast of champions mate


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.832845 [X] del >>832851
>>832815
Sir has done the needful.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.832846 [X] del >>832849
Too tired to do anything. Might just wank and feel suicidal.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.832847 [X] del
>>832842
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.832848 [X] del
*hands on my forehead, sweating profusely as I try to astral project into New Jersey
*suddenly a voice
"Ay pork chop you done in here or what? I'm trying to watch the giants."

*I fly back into the wall; unconscious.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.832849 [X] del
>>832846
Wanking the pain away sounds like a good idea.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.832850 [X] del >>832853
is it possible to wank yourself to death?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.832851 [X] del
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>>832845
Meanwhile on the bridge of the cargo ship Dali


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.832852 [X] del >>832854>>832855>>832857>>832872
>All crew members, including two harbor pilots who were directing the vessel at the time of the crash, were accounted for, and there were no injuries on the ship, the owners said
What do you think their first words were after they hit the bridge and it collapsed?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.832853 [X] del
>>832850
I doubt it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.832854 [X] del
(120.63 KB 142x228 needful_poojeta.gif)
>>832852
>I'm paying for the whores


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.832855 [X] del >>832856
>>832852
>fukin bloody


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.832857 [X] del >>832859


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.832858 [X] del >>832859>>832860>>832864
I wonder if there's camera footage of the ship's bridge. I don't really care what caused the crash, I just want to see their facial expressions when they realise what they've done.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.832859 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.832860 [X] del
>>832858
>I just want to see their facial expressions when they realise what they've done.
Literally this


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.832861 [X] del >>832862
>accidentally a whole bridge


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.832862 [X] del >>832866>>832867
>>832861
Well it was a stupid place to leave a bridge, they were simply asking for it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.832863 [X] del >>832865
>>832841
You're not going to make it to Renmark.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.832864 [X] del
>>832858
I heard on the radio that apparently it lost power 2min beforehand


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.832865 [X] del >>832873
>>832863
He's turned up the volume and I think I need to piss in the next hour or two.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.832867 [X] del >>832868
>>832862
That error has been fixed.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.832868 [X] del >>832869


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.832869 [X] del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.832870 [X] del >>832871>>832875
Phones at 16% neets and I can’t get a new charger until tomorrow. RIP o7


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.832871 [X] del
>>832870
spiral.gif


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.832872 [X] del
>>832852
Bloody bastard bechmod bitch


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.832873 [X] del >>832883
>>832865
Empty a couple of bottles so you dont need to stop


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.832874 [X] del
Why hasnt Davo taken a picture of WEBAR written in 10 foot letters on the side that faces the train line (not back) of the supercheap building?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.832875 [X] del
>>832870
Thought you were Womby for a sec, and cared.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.832876 [X] del >>832879
Wonder what they're listening to.
Hope its the Eagles or Creedence and not some dotty shit like Tom Jones or the Everly Bros.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.832877 [X] del
Life in the fast lane suite.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.832878 [X] del
I thought wasted time and queen of hearts or something were all part of a bigger side 2 thing.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.832879 [X] del
>>832876
Probably these and many other great hits:
>>830769
>>830771


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.832880 [X] del
Garn iga to get some chockies and maybe a white monster, you neets want anything?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.832881 [X] del
Can you get me a steak and mushroom pie, w sauce, a vanilla slice and a banana milk from Lovells Bakery please.
Also, reviews of pepper pies along the way would be good.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.832882 [X] del >>832884>>832892
is webby driving his corvette across australia?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.832883 [X] del >>832885
>>832873
Just filled up an empty can. Smells like raspberry and piss now.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.832884 [X] del >>832887
>>832882
Keep up numpty.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.832885 [X] del
>>832883
Screw the cap back on and put it in the esky.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.832886 [X] del
Wonder if he's singing the gambler now.
1323 keep cruising.
Good morning John Dean!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.832887 [X] del >>832889
>>832884
We need a 'the story so far' recap at the start of each new thread, to help remind the gooned neets of the current plot


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.832888 [X] del >>832891
Good mrogalin*


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.832889 [X] del
>>832887
I just want pepper pie ratings.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.832890 [X] del
CITY GIRLS SEEM TO FIND OUT EARLY


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.832891 [X] del
>>832888
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.832892 [X] del
>>832882
yes, next stop Darwin.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.832893 [X] del >>832894
garn get my shit together today, need to find a plugin that will limit my youtube usage to only a few channels during the day


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.832894 [X] del
>>832893
Do you have any relaxing and calming videos?
The motion sickness is really hitting me.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.832895 [X] del >>832896
AA meeting in a couple hours


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.832896 [X] del
>>832895
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.832897 [X] del >>832898
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.832898 [X] del
>>832897
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.832899 [X] del
I wonder what we're getting for lunch.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.832900 [X] del >>832901
Drank 1L of UHT milk for lunch.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.832901 [X] del >>832902
>>832900
I'm going to start crunching on somsy Maggie noodles if he doesn't pull over soon. I hope he doesn't hear me.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.832902 [X] del
>>832901
>somsy
*some
Fucking potholes.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.832903 [X] del >>832904>>832905>>832987
Is the meff bender still going? This is far worse than the monk coke arc.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.832904 [X] del
>>832903
Those Maggie noodles (chicken) were delicious.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.832905 [X] del >>832912>>832922
>>832903
> A crystal meth high can last for six to 12 hours or more. Learn about the stages of meth intoxication and the effects of different methods ...


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.832906 [X] del >>832907>>832988
New shoes and mobile phone came when I was at the dentist.
Straight white teeth and some unboxing.
Winning.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.832907 [X] del >>832908
>>832906
>Straight white teeth
Based. Any cavities?

Secure mobile service?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.832908 [X] del >>832909>>832989>>833017
>>832907
the dentist said I was eating acid food because my enamel is thin.
I dont eat acid food so Im gonna have to think about that.
I told him to look for problems and he came up short. The guy is running a well oiled machine but he's a little compulsive and goes thru staff like shit thru a goose. He doesnt know shit about oral probiotics which is about what I'd expect from his program, like a maccas franchise owner, but one in the city, not in the burbs. Dude flys planes for recreation, its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.832909 [X] del
>>832908
>its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.
Food for thought.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.832910 [X] del >>832911
I think he just farted...


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.832911 [X] del
>>832910
I can smell it from here, smells like old dog food.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.832912 [X] del
>>832905

back when I took dexies in the morning my heart would still be pounding in the evening


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.832913 [X] del >>832914>>832991>>832992
>>832826
Annie Hall


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.832914 [X] del
>>832913
Are you ok Annie?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.832915 [X] del >>832916>>832917
New italian shoes fit good. Always a stress for online purchs. They run a full size big so I got a size under what I normaly get. They better not fall apart after the 2 year warranty, not for $400.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.832916 [X] del
>>832915
Post a photo of these shoes please NEET.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.832917 [X] del
>>832915
Do they have velcro closure?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.832918 [X] del
la autismo shoes. 400 euros.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.832920 [X] del >>832923
>>832919
Crikey those chinos really are baggy.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.832921 [X] del
>>832919
They look good.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.832922 [X] del
>>832905
What is going on then? Has he smoked more?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.832924 [X] del
>>832923
A very nice combination.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.832925 [X] del >>832929
Nuro better not be neglecting that business.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.832926 [X] del >>832944
>>832923
Very nice. Let's see nuros shoes


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.832927 [X] del
You can't beat urban camo imitation crocs.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.832928 [X] del
>>832923
is that norwegian welt stitching real?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.832929 [X] del
>>832925
He is out of customers. It is part of why he is on the meth.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.832930 [X] del >>832932
Nuro took my shoes from my gym bag and snagged them over the power lines, once.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.832931 [X] del
>>832919
very combat ready neet


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.832932 [X] del
>>832930
he only did it to let others know you put out


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.832933 [X] del >>832934>>832938
(148.58 KB 707x627 vegies.png)
Forced myself to eat some salad, feel much better. Would recommend it to my low energy executive bros, more effective than a white monster.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.832934 [X] del >>832935
>>832933
Maybe you are low in Goon.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.832935 [X] del >>832936
>>832934
you think I should get a blood test?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.832936 [X] del >>832937
>>832935
NO THIS IS AN EMERGENCY GO AND SEE DOCTOR DAN AT ONCE IGNORE ALL RED LIGHTS AND PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS GO!!!!!!!!!


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.832937 [X] del
>>832936
on my way


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.832938 [X] del
>>832933
Placebo effect.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.832939 [X] del >>832942>>832945>>832947>>833023
Imagine living amongst these subhumans.
It is just fortunate they are not intelligent enough to use tools.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.832940 [X] del >>832941
It's odd. When I was a kid my parents and grandparents tried to get me into classical music, which I never much liked. As an adult I found I liked film soundtracks and trailer music a lot more than pop music, and they're heavily influenced by classical music. Or maybe they're a kind of classical music. I'm not sure.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.832941 [X] del >>832943
>>832940
I struggle with classical music. I find only a very small percentage of it is to my tastes.
Film soundtracks are a much more mainstream and accessible type of classical music I think.
But most movie soundtracks aren't good. think of all the movies made every year, only a tiny percentage of them would have a soundtrack worth listening to.
Even the best composers have more misses than hits.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.832942 [X] del
>>832939
Scary.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.832943 [X] del >>833014
>>832941
yeah, there's often only one really good track out of a single movie. But there's lots of movies, so it can add up to a lot of good music.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.832944 [X] del >>832945
>>832926
Need 2 Goon.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.832945 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.832946 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cKWuGJc_F6s [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.832947 [X] del >>832948
>>832939
Just throw out a goon bag like you would throw a hot chip out to a seagull and they would be happy.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.832948 [X] del >>832949
>>832947
A goon bag and a couple of rotisserie chickens.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.832949 [X] del >>832950>>832951
>>832948
is it true they have sex with the cooked chicken then eat chicken?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.832950 [X] del
>>832949
Yes of course. How do you do it?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.832951 [X] del
>>832949
Hot chicken


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.832952 [X] del
Might play TW: Empire again.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.832953 [X] del >>832954
I mostly drink out of boredom.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.832954 [X] del
>>832953
I drink out of a glass.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.832955 [X] del
Hope that Cenno money lands tomorrow. Need to get petrol before the Sirs hike the prices ahead of the Easter long weekend.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.832956 [X] del >>832958>>832960>>832961>>833422
(62.97 KB 1204x278 hovelnet.png)
Zoooooooom!


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.832957 [X] del
I wanted so bad for a skinny coon leg to break through the glass and get stuck.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.832958 [X] del
>>832956
FastNEET


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.832959 [X] del >>832962
(28.57 KB 550x335 pajeet.jpg)
>The vessel had been chartered by Maersk since its delivery in early 2015. The 22 members of the ship's crew on board were Indian nationals


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.832960 [X] del >>832963
>>832956
Watchya downloadin?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.832961 [X] del >>832963
>>832956
Impressive.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.832962 [X] del
>>832959
Trust the needful.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.832963 [X] del
>>832960
Empire Total War.
>>832961
Thanks.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.832964 [X] del >>832965>>832972>>833015
Dear NEET,

We thank you for your time and effort to apply with Hungry Jack's.

After careful consideration of the information you provided, your application will not progress any further on this occasion.

We appreciate your desire to work for us and wish you all the very best in your future ventures.

Kind Regards,


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.832965 [X] del >>832970
>>832964
You are above them King.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.832966 [X] del
I think we are getting closer. I taken a few more lollies and lost reception a few times.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.832967 [X] del >>832968>>832969
how many bucks could a broke buck break if a broke buck could break bucks?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.832968 [X] del
>>832967
Does this also happen to do something with a cuck shed?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.832969 [X] del
>>832967
Depends on your twinkish nature. Upwards of $300.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.832970 [X] del >>832971>>832973
>>832965
>king
He should start his own rival fast food franchise, call it burger king


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.832971 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.832972 [X] del
>>832964
Bad luck on that one NEET. Keep at it don't be discouraged.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.832973 [X] del
>>832970
Well bantered.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.832974 [X] del
>tfw no Jaguar F-Pace SUV


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.832975 [X] del >>832976>>832986
Mars and Saturn are in Aquarius, then Neptune, the Sun and Mercury are along Pisces, and Jupiter and Uranus behind. They're all in a line.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.832976 [X] del >>832982
>>832975
So is it going to be like tomb raider with angelina jolie?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.832977 [X] del >>833054
Two-week curfew for Alice Springs boong kids from 6pm to 6am each day


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.832978 [X] del >>832979
Sometimes when I scroll sideways, it takes me to this site.
https://www.5771005.com/


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.832979 [X] del >>832985
>>832978
Looks like malware. The toilet phone might have an infection.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.832980 [X] del >>832984
Unless any neets have any other ideas, I think we'll see The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988) on Sunday


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.832981 [X] del
We've hit too many potholes.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.832982 [X] del
>>832976
We're doomed.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.832983 [X] del
It's my phone not the website. I don't get why it does it though.
It's like a left swipe opens a bookmark. Then when I press back, (which I do quickly because it happens so often), it usually closes the browser. Then I open it and the Gen is back.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.832984 [X] del >>832994
>>832980
I'd watch and prefer any other Australian moofie.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.832985 [X] del
>>832979
Yeah. I don't want to lose my you's.
Remind me when next thread behins.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.832986 [X] del
>>832975
Ominous.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.832987 [X] del
>>832903
Imagine what things he's done to keep the supply in stock. A week of it.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.832988 [X] del
>>832906
I need to go back. I don't take care of them.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.832989 [X] del >>833016
>>832908
Citric acid 🍋


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.832990 [X] del
Lemon emoji


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.832991 [X] del
>>832913
He is a complicated character.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.832992 [X] del >>832996
>>832913
What did you think?
Zelig and Love and Death are my favourites.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.832993 [X] del
I wonder where we are now. It feels like we are getting close.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.832994 [X] del >>832995>>832997
>>832984
Can you think of a single australian easter movie?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.832995 [X] del
>>832994
Easter related or not. An Australian moofie would be good.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.832996 [X] del
>>832992
Wasn't really paying attention. He talked about sex a lot. The scenery of NYC of that era was nice.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.832997 [X] del
>>832994
Wolf creek?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.832998 [X] del
Might do woofing and work on a farm for shits and giggles


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.832999 [X] del >>833000>>833001>>833004
Risen
Whats doin


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.833000 [X] del >>833003
>>832999
Morning King. Warm beers in bed again?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.833001 [X] del >>833055
>>832999
Cruisey took us all out to the local Japanese maid cafe.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.833002 [X] del >>833112
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WoOq4W3_oEY [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.833003 [X] del >>833007
>>833000
Yep. Can't believe it's Wednesday. Where does the time go?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.833004 [X] del >>833018
>>832999
Good morning NEET.

Then who went to AA?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.833005 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1EsLODCqls [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.833006 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s7rie4oJWxM [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.833007 [X] del >>833008
>>833003
>Where does the time go?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.833008 [X] del >>833009
>>833007
Had not seen any of ArtNEET's work posted for quite a while.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.833010 [X] del
(127.04 KB 1063x560 Toobz.jpg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.833011 [X] del
>>833009
He did good work.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.833013 [X] del
Still confused about which bourito ingredients should be cooked.

Traditionally it's just one ingredient plus onion and picante. Texmex is effectively stewing everything. My trans bouritoes are never as good as either, I need to commit to one or the other.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.833014 [X] del >>833039>>833056
>>832943
moofie soundtracks with violins and shit is basically top 40 tier classical music. I like them when they are inventive and use minimalist themes like blade runner and snowtown, but then again thats synth music. I like brahms but I dont listen to mozart, the level of emotion conveyed in the music is a big decider, waltz music is gay but wagner operas have me listening and not doing nothing else.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.833015 [X] del >>833036
>>832964
They rang me for a reference, I told them you were a liability.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.833016 [X] del
>>832989
No thats not it, I gulp it like a neat OP rum.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.833017 [X] del
>>832908
>enamel is thin
Sounds like a merchant. Give up soft drink though, that's liquid tooth decay


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.833018 [X] del
>>833004
Monk's Tyler Durden


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.833019 [X] del
>>832919
Strange choice. Mix of features that don't seem to make sense.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.833020 [X] del >>833022
Went to the bike shop to get a new tyre for the American Classic front wheel and I'm talking to the sales dude and saying I need to swap out hub bearings, I got them coming from england. How do I get the old ones out, do i drift them out? and he told me to put it into their workshop in two weeks time, like I was some retard normie when he's looking at a mechanic's frankenbike high speed courier steed. Fucksake I miss the days when the mechanic ran the shop and couldnt be fucked doing gay shit like swapping bearings so he'd tell you how easy it was and you dont need anything except a table knife. Got a decent looking gatorskin even though I have had one fray at the sidewall before, plus there was a picture of some random nigger on the box which was cringe, even though its a german brand. The marketing industry must employ a lot of psychotics.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.833021 [X] del
>>832923
Looks good, hope they're full skin.
Double lining always shits me because it's too slippery and wears out faster than the actual boot.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.833022 [X] del
>>833020
You should have asked Nuro.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.833023 [X] del >>833025>>833060
>>832939
Maybe they've got a good reason to be angry, better than being a cuck


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.833024 [X] del
(12.11 KB 695x119 e.png)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.833025 [X] del >>833032
>>833023
Oh fuck off you boongcunt.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.833026 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=THn74td3F_w [Embed]
I love her so much.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.833027 [X] del >>833029
When is nuro going to start his own food review and bicycle mechanics youtube channel?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.833028 [X] del >>833034
Nuro said he'd take a look at my bike for me but he had it for two weeks and charged me extra for "storage charge", once.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.833030 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0qQ4F0LGxRY [Embed]
I laugh every time those big puffy trotters come into frame.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.833031 [X] del
Nuro started that "Hillarious Fails" shit on Y.T. once.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.833032 [X] del >>833044
>>833025
Without knowing why they did it you can't really judge one way or another.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.833034 [X] del
>>833028
Trust the scam


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.833035 [X] del >>833038
>>833033
We will be doing this at the commune, except we will use emu eggs and it will go in another hole.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.833036 [X] del
>>833015
Thanks Tiffin.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.833037 [X] del
>>833029
It's a shame you didn't like it.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.833038 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.833039 [X] del >>833040>>833041
>>833014
>I like brahms
My nigger. I love symphony 3rd.
Also I tried watching UP but it reminds me of that old guy webm and it JUST'S my shit up.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.833040 [X] del
(8.47 KB 183x182 just.jpg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.833041 [X] del >>833042
>>833039
We should watch Up as the Easter moofie. I think the old guy is Jewish so it fits.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.833042 [X] del >>833043
>>833041
>the old guy is Jewish
Movie ruined. Oh well. watch it anyway.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.833043 [X] del >>833045>>833053
>>833042
I am probably wrong but I remember the character having a big nose.
>Originally titled Heliums, Docter conceived the outline for Up in 2004 based on fantasies of escaping from life when it became too irritating. He and eleven other Pixar artists spent three days in Venezuela for research and inspiration.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_(2009_film)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.833044 [X] del >>833089
>>833032
They are acting like subhumans and deserve to be treated as such. It is just petty vandalism. Stop making them out to be Robin Hood types you lefty faggot.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.833045 [X] del >>833046
>the character having a big nose
>>833043
It's not hooked nose it's snub nose


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.833046 [X] del
>>833045
Like an X wing.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.833047 [X] del
faaarrrkk brah I need a fuckin proper gun kebab aye adlay lets OGGG


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.833048 [X] del >>833051>>833052>>833070>>833074
Ate chips still hungry.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.833049 [X] del
>>832919
Tuff enuff


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.833050 [X] del
>>832923
Very nice shade, they look great.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.833051 [X] del
>>833048
Lol thats how my Dad used to order fish and chips, back when it was still wogs making it


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.833052 [X] del
>>833048
>listen, listen they look after us.
great


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.833053 [X] del >>833058
>>833043
>character has a big nose
>therefore it's an easter movie QED
neet logic at work


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.833054 [X] del >>833072
>>832977
Good luck enforcing that.
Should cut the boongbux of their parents.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.833055 [X] del
>>833001
Sleepy mongk misses out


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.833056 [X] del
>>833014
I wank to Stravinsky


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.833057 [X] del >>833090
9 feedpacks of tuna pasta sloppa into the freexer


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.833058 [X] del >>833063>>833064
>>833053
Jesus wasn't a Jew?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.833059 [X] del >>833061
How often do neets have a second dinner?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.833060 [X] del
>>833023
Pub probably banned one.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.833061 [X] del
>>833059
Every night


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.833062 [X] del
Goddamn I wish I still had dexies, badly need more concentration


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.833063 [X] del >>833067
>>833058
He was Irish.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.833064 [X] del >>833067
>>833058
He was a Nazarene.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.833066 [X] del
(5.95 MB 720x1280 tannerite.mp4)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.833067 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.833068 [X] del >>833069
weburger


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.833069 [X] del >>833073
>>833068
My stomach is rumbling. I hope he gets us something nice for dinner.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.833070 [X] del >>833071
>>833048
>charmings


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.833071 [X] del
>>833070
Good innit


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.833072 [X] del
>>833054
Good luck spotting the cunts at night


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.833073 [X] del
>>833069
I would like the lamb back strap roast with pumpkin, peas and mash with a pepper gravy, and a bottle of a mid coonawarra merlot.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.833074 [X] del >>833076>>833077
>>833048
I can play through whole GTA SA in the time he needs to list that order. Including watching Big Smoke's order.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.833075 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.833076 [X] del >>833078
>>833074
But can you eat them all in the time it takes your homies to finish a drive by of a rival gang?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.833077 [X] del >>833078
>>833074
How does he do it?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.833078 [X] del >>833079>>833081
>>833076
Unless they are doing it for days.

>>833077
I actually can follow that damn train.
Hardest mission is the last trucker one.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.833079 [X] del >>833081>>833094
>>833078
I remember having a lot of problems with some of the plane missions


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.833080 [X] del >>833084
(108.43 KB 820x681 hedgehog.jpg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.833081 [X] del >>833094
>>833079
>plane missions
Yes they were hard. I never really got the hang of flying.

>>833078
The train was hardest for me because it was poorly designed. It was never really clear what strategy worked best. Almost seemed random.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.833082 [X] del >>833086>>833136
7 bucks for a bag of chips


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.833083 [X] del >>833087>>833094
(47.65 KB 800x561 fat_cj.jpg)
Did anyone ever play with a fat cj?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.833084 [X] del
>>833080
Poor little bugger, died before it could get help.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.833086 [X] del
>>833082
They reduce them down to $3.50 on special and act like they are doing you a favour when that is what they cost full price a year ago.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.833087 [X] del
>>833083
No I always maxxed out the gym stats.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.833088 [X] del >>833095
>>833085
Mong in car, mong crossing road.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.833089 [X] del >>833091>>833092>>833098
>>833044
If you're afraid to vandalise something you're a cuck


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.833090 [X] del
>>833057
Tuna bean slop freezes better


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.833091 [X] del
>>833089
This board is reserved for white people only. You're gonna have to leave boy.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.833092 [X] del
>>833089
I'll vandalise your arse.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.833093 [X] del
>>833065
The Thais don't consider kathoey to be women, they think it's a third gender.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.833094 [X] del >>833096
>>833079
>>833081
Some of the planes react for button press more sensitively, then one tries to overcorrect the mistake and flight path can turn wild quick.
I assume it works better with controller, but I've never had the luck to fly with one.

>>833081
The train was hardest
But it's easy. Really just have to follow the train. Well ride in a distance that Big Smoke can fire at the Vagoos. Should be right next to them but far enough from the train so it won't catch the bullets (the bullets can fly over the edge of top of the train). Then there are a couple of obstacles on the rails that need to be dodged.

>>833083
Not for long. He tires out fast when running which makes some missions difficult to accomplish, perhaps even prevent succeeding.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.833095 [X] del >>833097
>>833088
Sir on THOT patrol


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.833096 [X] del >>833111
>>833094
I ride at the right distance and they still don't die.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.833097 [X] del
>>833085
>>833095
Like the bridge, came out of no where.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.833098 [X] del >>833102
>>833089
You're using cuck to mean not-a-nigger.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.833099 [X] del >>833105
Gained karma today.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.833101 [X] del >>833103>>833107>>833108>>833109>>833114>>833115>>833225
Henlo NOOTs.
I made it to Hay.
This morning about 15km out of Sedan, the bloke in the Corvette in front of me blew a rear tyre, did a 360, and hit one of those old stone walls farmers used to use. Took about 1.5 hours for a flat bed truck from Angaston to show up.
When I was taking photos of it, I realised it was exactly a year to the day I photographed the same car being towed away.
I had a pepper pie and a slice of orange cake for lunch.
I had a mixed grill for dinner.
Did 671.4km today.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.833102 [X] del >>833106
>>833098
If you got banned from a bar you'd just go home at sook


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.833103 [X] del
>>833101
Did you finish all the lord of the rings movies?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.833104 [X] del
If I get a dog I'm calling it doug.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.833105 [X] del >>833125
>>833099
What good deed did you do NEET?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.833106 [X] del >>833127
>>833102
>get asked to leave pub due to being violent
>start throwing bricks at people


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.833107 [X] del
>>833101
>Did 671.4km today.
Big drive.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.833108 [X] del
>>833101
> 671.4km
Big day.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.833109 [X] del >>833113
>>833101
>he bloke in the Corvette in front of me blew a rear tyre, did a 360, and hit one of those old stone walls farmers used to use. Took about 1.5 hours for a flat bed truck from Angaston to show up.
Wtf
>>833101
>I realised it was exactly a year to the day I photographed the same car being towed away.
Wtf
>>833101
>Did 671.4km today.
Nice.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.833110 [X] del
I need an American wife.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.833111 [X] del
>>833096
Try going from the back to the front and only advance when the last in line is popped. Smoke might switch targets too often. Needs to ride smooth.
Maybe drive around on various bikes more. I only ever use motors to get around, they are much more convenient than cars.
Tho taking the grills on dates with helicopters is fun too.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.833112 [X] del >>833169
>>833002
>van has ACDC painted on it
Based.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.833113 [X] del
>>833109
I’ll post some pictures tomorrow mording


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.833114 [X] del >>833117
>>833101
Hello, glad you made it alright.
Did you all park the right way in the main street?
Hay has a nice bowls club. Good pokes.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.833115 [X] del
>>833101
Thank you, I have enjoyed the car trip so far.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.833117 [X] del >>833122>>833123
>>833114
There was only three of us in two cars (others in the club are setting out tomorrow), so we just drove straight into the motel.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.833118 [X] del
>>833116
Goodnight.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.833119 [X] del
>>833116
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.833120 [X] del >>833124
Angry.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.833121 [X] del
>>833116
Night, fella.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.833122 [X] del >>833126>>833129
>>833117
Shit, lucky you weren't in that car. Those roads around Sedan over the hill are pretty sketchy. What was the town after Sedan? Iirc there's a road straight there and there's a turn off just before town to Mannum. I might be getting that wrong.
Did you go past that town with the rock polar bear with graffiti everywhere?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.833123 [X] del
>>833117
>we just drove straight into the motel.
Did your airbags go off?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.833124 [X] del
>>833120
What has happened?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.833125 [X] del >>833128
>>833105
Not sure, but a stray cat, akookaburra, magpie and wattlebird all wanted to chill


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.833126 [X] del
>>833122
Straight there - to Murray Bridge


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.833127 [X] del
>>833106
White dogs are all scared of bricks


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.833128 [X] del
>>833125
They are carrion eaters NEET. They know when someone is close to expiry.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.833129 [X] del >>833131
>>833122
We went to Swan Reach and caught the ferry across the river and drove from there to Mildura.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.833130 [X] del >>833132>>833133
(106.94 KB 927x927 maccas-choices.jpg)
garn maccas to get a late night chocolate sundae, you neets want anything?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.833131 [X] del >>833138
>>833129
Is that through waikerie?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.833132 [X] del
>>833130
30L milk please.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.833133 [X] del >>833134
>>833130
20 mcNuggoes please.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.833134 [X] del >>833135
>>833133
what sauce?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.833135 [X] del
>>833134
Ketchup please.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.833136 [X] del
>>833082
4 bucks for a kilo of Black & Gold's finest Belgian chippies


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.833137 [X] del >>833140
Does australia have militia groups that dudes like tiffin can join?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.833138 [X] del >>833146
>>833131
I don’t know I don’t think so. It was all the Stott Highway. After the river crossing Renmark was the next big settlement


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.833139 [X] del >>833143
I have drunk 2L of milk today.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.833140 [X] del
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NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.833141 [X] del >>833144>>833170
So what is going on with nuro? Is he still out on the meth?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.833142 [X] del >>833147>>833148>>833157>>833177
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(2.30 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2254.jpeg)
(2.35 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2255.jpeg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.833143 [X] del
>>833139
Excellent, we will milk you tomorrow night.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.833144 [X] del >>833145
>>833141
Meth doesn't last that long. I've done it.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.833145 [X] del >>833149
>>833144
Yeah, but whose to say he hasn't gone back for seconds and thirds?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.833146 [X] del >>833151
>>833138
Yeah, I'm getting lost in my head.
How many k's tomorrow?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.833147 [X] del >>833151
>>833142
Looks like nice weather. Did the ferry worker make complimentary remarks about the cars?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.833148 [X] del >>833151
>>833142
Cool. I thought you said the other one needed a tow truck.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.833149 [X] del >>833156
>>833145
Back selling himself at the toilet block.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.833150 [X] del
I wish this flag thing didn't happen.
Shibs fixed it once, then a week later it went back to being silly.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.833151 [X] del >>833152
>>833146
Only 500 tomorrow.

>>833147
Nah, just a gday and a wave getting on and getting off.

>>833148
3 cars became 2


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.833152 [X] del >>833164
>>833151
>just a gday and a wave
He was the irl version of a low quality NEET.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.833153 [X] del >>833155>>833158
I'm going to need a tow truck if I die in this house. Forklift first after the wall is knocked down to get access.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.833154 [X] del
I'd have given him a g'day and a wank.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.833155 [X] del
>>833153
Nobody would even know I was dead, not for a couple of months at least.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.833156 [X] del
>>833149
it's a buyer's market right now, woe


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.833157 [X] del
>>833142
Nice pics.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.833158 [X] del >>833160
>>833153
how do you get to the macca's drive thru?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.833159 [X] del >>833161
I love her so much it's unreal.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.833160 [X] del >>833165
>>833158
Pajeet does the necessary on my behalf.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.833161 [X] del >>833163
>>833159
You on the right.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.833162 [X] del
The coons are killing each other in Alice again


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.833163 [X] del
>>833161
Me on the left and you in the middle.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.833164 [X] del
>>833152
I bet the state government doesn’t even let him have fishing lines in the river while he’s driving the ferry


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.833165 [X] del
>>833160
This is terrible neet, macca's sundaes are inedible unless the chocolate sauce is hot


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.833166 [X] del >>833167
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saw macca's has a deal where you get 24 nuggets for $11, garn get it tomorrow for lunch. An early lunch.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.833167 [X] del >>833174
>>833166
fat fucker aren't ya lad. you and me both i might go there now


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.833168 [X] del
back on the hack the box


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.833169 [X] del
>>833112
Stephen King is a fan. The entire movie soundtrack is AC/DC.

King was also heavily into cocaine at the time of writing and directing.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.833170 [X] del
>>833141
Put one of your pathetic flags on and tell us?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.833171 [X] del
Neo, wake up from your comfy office job working in IT and your poofter 2 bedroom flat near the city. We have work to do. We're going to rebuild this country mate


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.833172 [X] del >>833173>>833176
GregO eating a cheese pixxa


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.833173 [X] del
>>833172
is that a code phrase?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.833174 [X] del
>>833167
I'll do some deadlifts first. The chicken can be my recovery meal.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.833175 [X] del
Watching GregO's review of VB. Not impressed


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.833176 [X] del
>>833172
That thing looked horrible.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.833177 [X] del
>>833142
You're a long way from Darwin.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.833178 [X] del
still haven't found and installed a youtube channel blocker, will do it and ride the wagon...tomorrow


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.833179 [X] del >>833180
"You're so right NEET. They do stink!"


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.833180 [X] del >>833515
>>833179
Rollmops?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.833181 [X] del
(191.85 KB 1290x1334 steal his look.jpeg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.833182 [X] del
Melbourne has become the most populous city. Holy shit, I fucking hate browns.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.833183 [X] del >>833190
Good night NEETs.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.833184 [X] del
"That neet fella is piss head maxxing"


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.833185 [X] del
"Yeah mate. Full on proper sugar cane champagne. Bundaberg on the daily and raptor squad every other weekend."


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.833186 [X] del
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>princess


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.833187 [X] del
Drew Pavlou but he's changing his life and embracing Golden Dawn


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.833188 [X] del
Aw thats hectic lad. Ilchay. Deadset he's a full on white nationalist and that, proper one of the boys aye he full gets around it. Gun club and fishing and that faaark proper into it aye


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.833189 [X] del >>833191>>833193
Mording


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.833190 [X] del
>>833183
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.833191 [X] del >>833198
>>833189
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.833192 [X] del >>833520
morning neets, the red light from my pc was filling my room all night, but it doesn't seem to have hurt my sleep


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.833193 [X] del >>833194


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.833194 [X] del >>833195>>833205>>833208>>833548
(3.54 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2258.jpeg)
>>833193
Henlo from me and this fella


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.833195 [X] del >>833197
>>833194
did you sleep well on the bed?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.833196 [X] del
Another 500km in the boot...


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.833197 [X] del >>833199
>>833195
Yeah it was pretty comfy. Didn’t need to get up to piss, which was a bonus.
Already shaved, showered and dressed. Having a mondster and a ktime twist and contemplating proper breakfast. Others won’t surface for a while yet


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.833198 [X] del
>>833191
Mording to you too, NOOT.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.833199 [X] del >>833201
>>833197
>Didn’t need to get up to piss
#blessed #godisgood


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.833200 [X] del >>833202
there's 7 days in this week


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.833201 [X] del >>833203
>>833199
The hotel has affirmations on the walls of some of the rooms and also on the outside walls.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.833202 [X] del >>833204
>>833200
Shit. What about next week?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.833203 [X] del
>>833201
i just had a big stretch


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.833204 [X] del >>833206
>>833202
We don't talk about next week until it's next week.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.833205 [X] del >>833207
>>833194
He watched you do it.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.833206 [X] del >>833548
(1.81 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2259.jpeg)
(1.74 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2260.jpeg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.833207 [X] del >>833213
>>833205
He has no doubt seen some shit


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.833208 [X] del >>833210
>>833194
I want an adorable possum watching me sleep


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.833209 [X] del >>833211
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NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.833210 [X] del
>>833208
look at his adorable little fingers


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.833211 [X] del
>>833209
I think I went to school with that kid. He was ok.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.833212 [X] del
destroy the neet's hole to save the neet's soul


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.833213 [X] del
>>833207
you can tell by the dead glassy look in his eyes


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.833214 [X] del >>833215>>833216
do neets sleep on one pillow or two?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.833215 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.833216 [X] del
>>833214
two, provided they’re not too thick


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.833217 [X] del
big neets need multiple pillows to elevate their heads, keep the sleep apneoa away I reckon


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.833218 [X] del
weber (he/him)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.833219 [X] del >>833239
Concerned about that neet who was so big he couldn't leave the house to go to maccas. We need to install a maccas sundae machine in his house so he can experience hot sundaes


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.833220 [X] del >>833221>>833244>>833255>>833267>>833548
(6.37 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2235.jpeg)
(5.12 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2236.jpeg)
(5.14 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2237.jpeg)


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.833221 [X] del
>>833220
Very nice.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.833223 [X] del >>833268
Paid my new increased rent for the first time. Fuck albo and fuck all immigrants


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.833224 [X] del >>833225
>>833222
Accidentally a whole corvette?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.833225 [X] del >>833548
>>833224
>>833101
It’s not a write-off, but it won’t be going anywhere for a while. Driver is Ok and riding with another guy in the club. I am carrying his luggage in my now overloaded car.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.833226 [X] del >>833244>>833267
(1.64 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1428.jpeg)
A year to the day previous, outside Ballarat.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.833227 [X] del
craving meat for breakfast, man cannot live by muesli alone


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.833228 [X] del >>833230
>>833222
Fuark. Poor cunt.
Nice pics from the hill.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.833229 [X] del >>833234
Venus is big and bright this morning.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.833230 [X] del >>833233>>833235
>>833228
I'm not an expert on car damage - was the engine or steering actually damaged there, or is it just some dents in the bodywork?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.833231 [X] del
shit my pant


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.833232 [X] del >>833237
Drank a pot of coffee. It did nothing. Woe.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.833233 [X] del
>>833230
They will need to be checked, as will the rear axle, but hopefully it’s just cosmetic.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.833234 [X] del >>833236
>>833229
that's just an approaching meteor that's gonna wipe out life on earth


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.833235 [X] del
>>833230
Even minor things with collectables are likely to cost a lot.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.833236 [X] del
>>833234
Go outside and look to the east. It'll disappear once the sun rises.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.833237 [X] del
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>>833232
Discovered I still had half a mug of coffee left. WINNING.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.833238 [X] del >>833240>>833242
Need to go potty but too lazy.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.833239 [X] del
>>833219
We should.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.833240 [X] del >>833243
>>833238
Aren't you using the toilet phone?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.833241 [X] del
Do you want me to bring your bins in later ?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.833242 [X] del
>>833238
shit in pant


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.833243 [X] del >>833246
>>833240
The toilet phone has been mobile for some time. The charger is back in the lounge room.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.833244 [X] del >>833245


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.833245 [X] del >>833247>>833248
>>833244
In the first picture, the cars are down the hill.
Starting to think webs a tough thug and the exec girth restrictions are a ruse.
That's a bit of a trek up the hill.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.833246 [X] del >>833250
>>833243
I think that's how it got malware.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.833247 [X] del >>833251
>>833245
he's probably one of those fat powerlifters, maybe a bit of islander ancestry


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.833248 [X] del >>833257
>>833245
He's a strong NEET. I was just able to snatch one of his k-time twists this morning.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.833249 [X] del
we should put together an esport team


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.833250 [X] del
>>833246
I've been wiping the Gen with it.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.833251 [X] del >>833259
>>833247
Only Albion.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.833252 [X] del
Not when we get there.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.833253 [X] del
thinking of having a pidser roll for second breakfasts


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.833254 [X] del
Langtrees looks fun. Hope he gets on the nose candy with them.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.833255 [X] del
>>833220
Reminds me of Mad Max.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.833256 [X] del


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.833257 [X] del >>833258
>>833248
You got it though, that's the important thing.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.833258 [X] del
>>833257
Barely, he's been running a tight ship around his snacks after noticing a few missing.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.833259 [X] del >>833262>>833313
>>833251
frankly, I'm skeptical that anyone here is a true blooded englishman


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.833260 [X] del >>833261>>833264>>833315
Screaming in my head started early today, may require sedation after lunch


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.833261 [X] del
>>833260
have some camomile


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.833262 [X] del >>833316
>>833259
Not even Tiffin?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.833263 [X] del
>>832650
Is this the brown snake edition?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.833264 [X] del
>>833260
>Screaming in my head started early today
I have heard of this experience recently. Is it thoughts?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.833265 [X] del >>833266
Is there a reason that deros often have quite exaggerated motion when walking? The way they swing their arms and rock side to side with each step seems jerky and excessive. Is it meth related?


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.833266 [X] del >>833269
>>833265
It's a common symptom of psychosis, hard to say if it's primary psychosis from schizophrenia or secondary psychosis from Benzodiazapines and lithium.
Opiate addicts have a different stilted walk that's less of a shuffle and more of a pimp walk, anyone on stimulants who's up tends to walk feet first in a kind of strut


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.833267 [X] del
>>833220
Very nice.

>>833222
>>833226
Poor fella.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.833268 [X] del
>>833223
>Fuck albo and fuck all immigrants
Well said NEET.


NEET 03/27/2024 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.833269 [X] del >>833281
>>833266
>tends to walk feet first in a kind of strut
Monk marching towards the wagon.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.833270 [X] del >>833282
Found a bakery run by whites that was mainly catering towards tradies. Bought a pixxa slice, was a huge slab. Was one of the best pidser slices I'd ever had, the perfect combination of taste and cheese texture. Will have to go back there.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.833271 [X] del >>833272
I wonder what we are getting for lunch.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.833272 [X] del >>833273
>>833271
chicken mcnuggets, but I need to digest that pidser slice first


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.833273 [X] del
>>833272
Thank you.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.833274 [X] del
woe'd by the lack of fresh paranormal content on youtube


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.833275 [X] del >>833279>>833283>>833284>>833318
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Christmas movies are a dime a dozen, but good Easter movies are much scarcer. If womboflix screens The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) on Sunday, will we have any viewers?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.833276 [X] del >>833277
Stress is so bad I can't even do anything. As predicted didn't make it past lunch. Woe


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.833277 [X] del >>833302
>>833276
getting on the standards?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.833278 [X] del >>833280>>833285
garn maccas to get some chips and a big box of chicken nuggets, you neets want anything?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.833279 [X] del
>>833275
Abandon the theme. I won’t watch it.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.833280 [X] del
>>833278
Glass of water thanks.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.833281 [X] del
>>833269
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.833282 [X] del
>>833270
That sounds like a good find NEET.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.833283 [X] del
>>833275
>2hrs 44mins


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.833284 [X] del
>>833275
I will not watch that. But I rarely watch a womboflix movie.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.833285 [X] del
>>833278
Large vanilla shake please.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.833286 [X] del >>833320
We could watch monty python's quest for the holy grail, after all, the grail comes from the crucifixition, so technically it's an easter moofie


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.833287 [X] del >>833289
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24 mcnuggets down the hatch, should've eaten them more slowly, still have to do the deadlifts I was supposed to do before this


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.833288 [X] del
gonna have some afternoon coffee, because fuck my life


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.833289 [X] del >>833290
>>833287
You did well NEET. What sauce did you have with them? The hunny mussy?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.833290 [X] del
>>833289
sweet and sour and bbq. Would not recommend the bbq, sweet and sour is the classic for a reason


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.833291 [X] del >>833292>>833295>>833322>>833337>>833369
Reminder for NEETs that it may be difficult to buy booze this long weekend depending on your location. Stock up today or make sure you know your options.

Do not let yourself get into a booze crisis type situation.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.833292 [X] del
>>833291
it could be an opportunity for a visit by the easter wagon


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.833293 [X] del >>833294
We could watch Space Jam (1996), after all it has a bunny, so technically it's an Easter moofie, right?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.833294 [X] del
>>833293
I want to fuck that bunny


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.833295 [X] del
>>833291
>Do not let yourself get into a booze crisis type situation.
Where will I get the
>X? No!
From then?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.833296 [X] del >>833298
It's been a bumpy ride today in the boot.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.833297 [X] del
had a smoothie with some frozen berries and salad. Immediately started feeling much better, all sleepiness gone. I really need you neets to remind me to have smoothies rather than coffee or maccas binges, I'm too much of a mong to do it on my own.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.833298 [X] del >>833299
>>833296
you stowing away in webby's little red corvette?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.833299 [X] del
>>833298
Have been since yesterday. It's been a great trip so far apart from the potholes.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.833300 [X] del >>833301>>833303
Why can't those fucking jews in holywood make one good passover themed movie?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.833301 [X] del
>>833300
If a replacement moofie like the NEET Musical was finished, we could play a recording of that instead.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.833302 [X] del
>>833277
Things were honestly better when I was on the piss all the time


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.833303 [X] del >>833324
>>833300
What even is passover Pete?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.833304 [X] del >>833305
Had the whole day, had three important things to do, did none of them, STRESS


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.833305 [X] del
>>833304
it doesn't matter neet, it just doesn't matter


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.833306 [X] del >>833307>>833308>>833309>>833317
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Ok, time is running out, I have made a decision.

Our Saturday night action movie will be Dredd (2012), about a cop in a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, yeah!

On Easter Sunday womboflix will play Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975). Life Of Brian last year was pretty gud, hopefully Monty Python can entertain us again this year.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.833307 [X] del
>>833306
Sound choices NEET.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.833308 [X] del >>833309
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>>833306
Also we will be playing some looney tunes cartoons, hopefully Easter themed, before Monty Python on Sunday.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.833309 [X] del


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.833310 [X] del >>833311>>833312>>833329
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Executives, what's on your easter egg menu this weekend?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.833311 [X] del
>>833310
None for me. I have some almond magnums in the freexer.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.833312 [X] del
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>>833310
Overeating.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.833313 [X] del >>833314
>>833259
Celts are dirty Turk invaders.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.833314 [X] del >>833326
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>>833313
aye lad


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.833315 [X] del >>833319
>>833260
If you get enough screaming they drown each other out into a white noise and you can achieve catatonic bliss.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.833316 [X] del
>>833262
Probably a Pole


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.833317 [X] del
>>833306
Monty python is alright


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.833318 [X] del >>833321
>>833275
The Mel one is better.
I have work.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.833319 [X] del
>>833315
Maybe you're right, white noise would be more manegable


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.833320 [X] del >>833323
>>833286
Even has a rabbit.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.833321 [X] del
>>833318
We saw it last year


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.833322 [X] del >>833325
>>833291
Thank you. I need to stock up on bepis too. Choof should last.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.833323 [X] del
>>833320
by jove, you're right!


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.833324 [X] del
>>833303
Third Temple hoohah. Not even really Hebrew.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.833325 [X] del
>>833322
>bepis
Get plenty of milk for pilk.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.833326 [X] del
>>833314
The Celts were there before the Romans.
Those Anglo Normans aren't British.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.833327 [X] del
Wizzy. Make it about abo eggs.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.833328 [X] del


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.833329 [X] del
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.833330 [X] del >>833338>>833339>>833342
Henlo NOOTs,
Made it to Canberra.
Hotel is pissing me off.
491.4km


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.833331 [X] del >>833361
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I remember 2018, when I drank a whole pack of lambs on my own over easter, sitting on the beanbag watching the dumbest tv series on ufos I have ever seen, constantly passing out.

Ah those days, whatever happened to those days?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.833332 [X] del
Also one of you BOs banned 20.1.80 from posting. I haven’t been able to post on 5G from Hay, Junee, or here.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.833333 [X] del >>833334>>833341>>833349>>833396
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FUCK OFF WIZZY, AUSNEETS IS WHITE MAN'S CLAY, ALWAYS HAS BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.833334 [X] del
(1.56 MB 4032x3024 IMG_2349.jpeg)


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.833335 [X] del
White man stole wizzy's land, his affirmative action spots at uni courses, and now his gets. Woe.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.833336 [X] del >>833439
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Thought of Big Fella throbbing this morning in Nerrandera.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.833337 [X] del
>>833291
Fortunately I am temporarily residing in the most immoral, godless territory in Australia for the next four days.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.833338 [X] del
>>833330
Well done.

>491.4km
Another good drive.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.833339 [X] del >>833344
>>833330
Hello. Some cheeky cunt pulled into Dan's in one of those new model Corvettes. Enjoying the trip so far?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.833340 [X] del >>833343>>833347
What's worth eating? Stuck in a rut


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.833341 [X] del
>>833333
Good get. Wizzy has disgraced himself with what his mob has been up to in Alice Springs.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.833342 [X] del >>833346
>>833330
What is wrong with the hotel?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.833343 [X] del
>>833340
I'm having some seaweed sakatas for afternoon tea


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.833344 [X] del >>833345
>>833339
>Enjoying the trip so far?
So far, but that has just been the three of us and mostly driving. The next 4 days when the rest of our club and the other clubs and the social stuff could well be a different story.
Had a pepper pie and a lemon squash at the bakery in Nerrandera this morning. Visited the roundhouse train museum in Junee.
Presently sitting in my room drinking the couple of vodka cruisers that cheeky stowaway hadn’t gotten around to.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.833345 [X] del >>833348
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>>833344
did you actually drink vodka while driving in the corvette?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.833346 [X] del >>833350
>>833342
They asked me to pay a $100 bond in addition to the $696 room fee when I got here. There is no air conditioner, only a fake thermostat. I set it to 4 degrees about an hour ago and the temperature hasn’t changed.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.833347 [X] del
>>833340
chocolate, never fails, go get an easter egg


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.833348 [X] del >>833354


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.833349 [X] del
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.833350 [X] del >>833352
>>833346
> $696 room fee
Jesus, how much do rooms cost per night these days?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.833351 [X] del >>833355>>833372
Is spam good for anything? There's so much fat it in you'd have to fry it and use the fat for cooking. All I can think of is Armenia and vodka


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.833352 [X] del >>833360
>>833350
That’s for 4 nights with some
corvette group discount. Canberra is hella expensive in general.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.833353 [X] del >>833356
Unbelievably woed beyond all reason.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.833354 [X] del >>833357
>>833348
I must admit I'm disappointed


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.833355 [X] del >>833359
>>833351
Fried (or diced and added to scrambled) with egg or fried in toasted sangas is about all it’s good for.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.833356 [X] del
>>833353
go for a walk and listen to some music, it works


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.833357 [X] del
>>833354
If there is a drive and a barbecue and I end up feeling awkward, there could be a drink driving arc.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.833358 [X] del
Unbelievably lonely.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.833359 [X] del
>>833355
I can see it with egg, good call. I could use it in Korean and Hawaiian, maybe Maori food


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.833360 [X] del >>833362
>>833352
Say Hi to Barnaby for me please.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.833361 [X] del >>833363
>>833331
What's stopping you from reliving that moment this weekend?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.833362 [X] del >>833364
>>833360
I’ll try


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.833363 [X] del
>>833361
That fact that I'm no longer fully retarded.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.833364 [X] del >>833366
>>833362
You should go out on the town with him, don't forget to get some pics when he collapses on the footpath.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.833365 [X] del >>833377
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Some neets are partying with barnaby, while others still can't even get a text from clive


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.833366 [X] del >>833367
>>833364
Might visit a strip club. Unfortunately the ‘friend’ I knew here is the cunt who owes me about $3k (last “fortnightly” instalment was just over 4 months ago) and if I saw him I’d probably kill him.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.833367 [X] del >>833368>>833371
>>833366
>$3k
Can't believe you didn't invest that money in a solid neet prospect, like monk


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.833368 [X] del
>>833367
Might as well have.
I have a 1.2m breaker bar in the car, so I could cave the guy’s head in under the cover of darkness.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.833369 [X] del >>833370
>>833291
Just saw Dan. Place was packed. Was at Coles earlier and that was just a nightmare. Left with about a third of what I intended to get. Chaos in every aisle.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.833370 [X] del >>833375
>>833369
Yeah the shops were very busy for me today. Didn't even bother going into Coles to look for a pork roast, I knew they would have sold out.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.833371 [X] del >>833373
>>833367
I just need someone to love me. A father figure like webby


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.833372 [X] del
>>833351
It's good for eating straight outta the can after a heavy boozing.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.833373 [X] del >>833374
>>833371
>a father figure
You need a sugar Daddy.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.833374 [X] del
>>833373
or a goondaddy


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.833375 [X] del
>>833370
That was on the list.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.833376 [X] del >>833378
Garn cook a salmon wellington with cheese and spinach sauce I bought from aldi for dindins. You neets want any?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.833377 [X] del
>>833365
Clive might turn up at the motel with a tray of pies so they can all have a late night snack.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.833378 [X] del
>>833376
Sounds lovely.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.833379 [X] del
kill


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.833380 [X] del
jalapenis


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.833381 [X] del
Falling asleep. need to get to coles to buy food before the thing.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.833382 [X] del >>833383
Fuck it, I'll go on Saturday.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.833383 [X] del
>>833382
It's gonna be packed saturday.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.833384 [X] del >>833385>>833386>>833392>>833397>>833402>>833550
Is stuff gonna be open tomorrow?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.833386 [X] del


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.833387 [X] del
Big Joe


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.833388 [X] del >>833552
Weber died and rose three days later once.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.833389 [X] del
used butt plugs


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.833390 [X] del
lick them clean


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.833391 [X] del
rash on my taint


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.833392 [X] del >>833393
>>833384
my local iga will be, so yours might be to, but beware they say they're not selling booze on easter friday


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.833393 [X] del >>833394
>>833392
>easter friday


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.833394 [X] del
>>833393
Do you have a question neet? If not then why is your hand up?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.833395 [X] del
might take a dump load and drop it on the side of the road tomorrow


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.833396 [X] del
>>833333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.833397 [X] del
>>833384
Depends on where you are.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.833398 [X] del >>833399>>833400
It's kinda based how bottle-o's shut on religious holidays


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.833399 [X] del >>833401>>833403
>>833398
Should be shut during Ramadan.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.833400 [X] del
>>833398
They have to pay double time or double time and a half. That's if they get an exemption to open.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.833401 [X] del
>>833399
Our gooners would pickle from withdrawals.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.833402 [X] del >>833404
>>833384
my legs will be


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.833403 [X] del
>>833399
We shall teach these infidel NEETs, inshallah.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.833404 [X] del


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.833405 [X] del >>833407
lamb is a nonwhite meat


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.833406 [X] del
$10 for a bag


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.833407 [X] del >>833408
>>833405
Well done.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.833408 [X] del >>833410
>>833407
poorly bantered


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.833409 [X] del >>833412
rash on my taint


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.833410 [X] del >>833416
>>833408
There is nothing poor about learning something new.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.833411 [X] del
maybe? it is time for nap?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.833412 [X] del >>833413
>>833409
Apply a soothing cream.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.833413 [X] del
>>833412
rub it on your face


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.833414 [X] del >>833415>>833417
Voice chat?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.833415 [X] del
>>833414
they probably are


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.833416 [X] del
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.833417 [X] del
>>833414
The true ramblings happen here NEET.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.833418 [X] del >>833422>>833424
5 jigabytes remaining
stop posting tiktoks will ya?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.833419 [X] del
Drew Pavlou and Jacob Hersant in a twitter space, I want to believe


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.833420 [X] del >>833421>>833422
I bet olive poster and always-out-of-data neet are the same fucking neet.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.833421 [X] del
>>833420
Data spent well.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.833422 [X] del >>833423>>833554
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>>833420
I am not. I'm >>832956 and am on an unlimited plan for data.
>>833418
pic related explains how to limit data usage.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.833423 [X] del
>>833422
>datagarch flauting with 4MB+ 4Kx6K image


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.833424 [X] del
>>833418
Sorry.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.833425 [X] del
D'Arcy has gone to kill the Greys big finish next week.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.833426 [X] del >>833428>>833429>>833431
a gigabyte is like 1000 mega bytes right?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.833427 [X] del
NDIS funded cultural sensitivity training.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.833428 [X] del
>>833426
I thought it was 6 million.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.833429 [X] del
>>833426
Depends on how it is calculated. For your ISP probably that or 1024.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.833430 [X] del >>833432>>833433>>833441>>833555
Removed rat(corpse)
Easily the vilest thing I've had to deal with. Sprayed oven with a mix of raid, citrus cleaner. Unsure if using fire is wise.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.833431 [X] del >>833435
>>833426
Programmer turns to his colleague:
- Would you lend my 1000 bucks till next month?
- Let's round it up to 1024...


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.833432 [X] del
>>833430
I hope you had a proper burial for him.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.833433 [X] del >>833436>>833442
>>833430
It died in the oven?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.833434 [X] del >>833437>>833444>>833445>>833453
The last place I worked is having an easter get together at the same place Ive brought my mong, which used to be one of theirs.
Had to wander around and shake hands, plus listen to the boss skite a bit. All smiles though, hugged the bosses wife.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.833435 [X] del


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.833436 [X] del >>833460
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.833437 [X] del
>>833434
> hugged the bosses wife.
And a cheeky grope I hope.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.833438 [X] del
>>83343
>same place Ive brought my mong
Well behaved mong?

>hugged the bosses wife.
Cheeky squeeze.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.833439 [X] del
>>833336
Lol, pretty good


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.833440 [X] del >>833464
It's funny how on twitter you can just say "your literally brown" and then turd worldists have no response. Piss myself near daily saying this to boongs and jeets. It's like they're so hurt and shocked by it they just ignore it, they have no answer because they know intrinsically that being brown is an objective negative


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.833441 [X] del >>833443
>>833430
>vilest
should've cooked it first


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.833442 [X] del >>833451>>833492
>>833433
I chased it into the oven, but couldn't kill it inside but didn't want it to escape. Then forgot it lI locked it in there.
It ate a whole piece of tinfoil before dying, truly an ignominious death. Couldn't even gas it, not that kind of oven. In hindsight should hebe thrown rat poison in the crack


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.833443 [X] del >>833460
>>833441
I doubt I'm ever using that oven again


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.833444 [X] del >>833446
>>833434
>Ive brought my mong
Where do I pick up my own personal mong? Do I need a kennel for him?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.833445 [X] del >>833447>>833454
>>833434
The problem I have with (You) cruisey, is your amorphous normie identity politics where you wont commit to any thing except not being unfashionable. Your beliefs are made up of the worst bits of every spectrum like some shape shifting punching bag that gives just enough resistance to any argumentor that they invariably come off with bits and pieces of your ego splattered all over the place and feel sorry that they bullied you and either give up their moral high ground or walk away with cruisey on their smart clothes. Your a wishy wash wimp cruisey, you are exactly nowhere in life with no non-degenerate hobbies, no preferences, no passions. You dont even have a favorite color, even dan's discounts decide whether its white or red for (You) tonight. I've watched you cruisey, you cant even commit to throwing away your KFC greaseburger wrapper, You just extend your arm and loosen your grip and let it fall from your hands. Your so far from a worthy adversary its unreal.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.833446 [X] del >>833449
>>833444
>Do I need a kennel for him?
Let him sleep at the end of the bed on the floor


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.833447 [X] del
>>833445
Thicc.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.833448 [X] del >>833457
>tfw not a worthy adversary


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.833449 [X] del >>833450>>833458
>>833446
I hope that NEET in the boot sleeps well, can't be too comfy.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.833450 [X] del
>>833449
If he cracks open the boot, it might be cooler than the hotel room.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.833451 [X] del >>833490
>>833442
Oh god.
Why was the oven opened during the chase?
Should have just lay traps around, or poison, or sugar mixed with gypsum, or something.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.833452 [X] del >>833455
I would swear we have had this oven rat story arc before.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.833453 [X] del
>>833434
Sounds like it all went well.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.833454 [X] del
>>833445
Thats not much of a problem.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.833455 [X] del
>>833452
There was a story of someone turning on an oven with a rat inside it. It was a half Chan copy and pasta. Guy couldn't get rid of rat.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.833456 [X] del
I think tiff likes me, and my splatter all over his camo.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.833457 [X] del >>833459
>>833448
best you don't even try, you saw what happened to the rat


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.833458 [X] del
>>833449
it's not easy to tame webby's little red love machine


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.833459 [X] del
>>833457
Would he be able to fit me into his oven?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.833460 [X] del
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.833462 [X] del
I cant tell if Tiffo is dinkum.
What an adversary. Like a crypto-crypto jew.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.833463 [X] del >>833466
>>833461
That was mean spirited.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.833464 [X] del
>>833440
if you like copy and paste tweets you've noticed here, and we'll try and think up something witty to say in reply to them.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.833465 [X] del
Cruisey is a good egg I won't hear a bad word said about him.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.833466 [X] del
>>833463
Sometimes it just needs to be said


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.833467 [X] del >>833468>>833469>>833470>>833472
Went out for a few hours and came back and the room is still a furnace.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.833468 [X] del
>>833467
I thought global warming was a myth


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.833469 [X] del
>>833467
There is a nice breeze coming in from the boot.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.833470 [X] del >>833471
>>833467
Wat means? Chimpanzee masturbate?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.833471 [X] del
>>833470
The boot is the place to be.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.833472 [X] del >>833496
>>833467
Did you go out for dinner?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.833473 [X] del >>833474>>833475>>833476
Since when has Tiffo had an issue with me?
I thought it was just razzing.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.833474 [X] del
>>833473
He wrote this whole thing >>831715 too.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.833475 [X] del
>>833473
I think he has been taking nasty pills.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.833476 [X] del
>>833473
The way he attacks you is very humorous in nature. Just banter I think.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.833477 [X] del >>833479
I imagine him with a typewriter like keyboard hitting the keys angrily. The enter key makes the post. It sounds like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VP2WctM2tzU [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.833478 [X] del
he probably just hates communists or something


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.833479 [X] del >>833482
>>833477
I'm sure tiffin's enter key makes the sound of a pump action shotgun being pumped


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.833480 [X] del
Tiffin is an eccentric individual but I think he has a good heart beneath it all.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.833481 [X] del >>833484
Multi on tonight Monk?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.833482 [X] del
>>833479
Based.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.833483 [X] del
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I wish I had an adorable little rodent in my room that I could feed and befriend and he would be my only friend in all the world and we would have adventures together.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.833484 [X] del >>833485>>833486>>833493
>>833481
Maybe tomorrow. Didn't even think about it. Too stressed about hiding the bender from my old man who is clearly suspect. Fuck lad I'm full on living the lie


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.833485 [X] del
>>833484
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.833486 [X] del
>>833484
he won't notice a can or two in the corner of your room


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.833487 [X] del >>833558
still haven't done my deadlifts, I'm such a fucking loser


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.833489 [X] del
>>833488
Goodnight.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.833490 [X] del
>>833451
Hindsight is 2020, this is 2024 and I Auschwitz rats.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.833491 [X] del >>833495>>833559
I bet that rat just wanted a friend


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.833492 [X] del >>833495
>>833442
>Then forgot it lI locked it in there
we did ask what happened to the rat, you never answered


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.833493 [X] del
>>833484
I hope he kicks you out.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.833494 [X] del >>833502
120$ shopping. Severely woed
I remember the $50 shop, it was real, and it hurts to have lost that.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.833495 [X] del >>833560
>>833492
>>833491
I regret how it turned out, but that rat did a hundred dollars of physical damage to my house. It ate a hole in the fucking wall, it tore up a carpet, it gnawed the bottom off two doors. Actually I regret nothing, fuck rats


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.833496 [X] del >>833504
>>833472
Some place with a burger and beer for $20 sign out the front. I think it was the place Monaro wanted to meet before he chickened out like a faggy twat.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.833497 [X] del >>833505
Utterly pointless existence


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.833498 [X] del
>>833488
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.833500 [X] del >>833507>>833508
I've been trying to post but it keeps saying 'Connection refused' or whatever this gay cunt website makes up. Can youse hear me?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.833501 [X] del >>833506
to hell with exercise, I'll do it tomorrow


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.833502 [X] del >>833510
>>833494
Checkout shock, many such cases. Things are fucked.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.833503 [X] del >>833509
People in hotels love slamming car doors and room doors.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.833504 [X] del
>>833496
Mongaro is a good NEET he didn't mean to hurt you he just suffers from anxiety issues.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.833505 [X] del >>833507
>>833497
You better not be talking about my existence.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.833506 [X] del
>>833501
Nice undies NEET.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.833507 [X] del
>>833500
no
>>833505
you know we're talking about your existence


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.833508 [X] del
>>833500
Try changing to either .gg .net .org


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.833509 [X] del
>>833503
I used to live next door to a door slammer. Enormous frustration.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.833510 [X] del >>833511
>>833502
I'm buying whole food, there's no cheaper version of anything. And I check the processed versions, same price by weight. Standards of living are falling so quickly in Australia it's unbelievable.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.833511 [X] del
>>833510
Immigration has destroyed this country it is not even an exaggeration.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.833512 [X] del >>833513>>833516>>833518>>833571>>833592
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.833513 [X] del
>>833512
Pretty dangerous planes.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.833514 [X] del >>833518>>833527>>833573
how do I get shit done neets? Are there any neets who manage to get shit done?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.833515 [X] del >>833525
>>833180
Still haven't opened the jar I bought last year.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.833516 [X] del
>>833512
Interesting, thanks neet.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.833517 [X] del >>833529>>833575>>833592
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.833518 [X] del
>>833512
>#2
Looks awesome
>#3
RIP

>>833514
You stick to doing the deed until it's done.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.833519 [X] del >>833523>>833530>>833577>>833592
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.833520 [X] del >>833521
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>>833192
You say that now.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.833521 [X] del >>833532
>>833520
still haven't been able to turn off the reddish light, think I'm going to have to shut down the whole pc while I sleep


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.833522 [X] del >>833534>>833578>>833592
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.833523 [X] del >>833531
>>833519
Nice, steam one is best.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.833524 [X] del >>833535>>833592
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.833525 [X] del
>>833515
Hopefully it doesn't explode.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.833526 [X] del
rape of the dog


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.833527 [X] del
>>833514
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one."
-Mark Twain


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.833528 [X] del >>833538>>833592
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.833529 [X] del
>>833517
Did you give doggo a pat?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.833530 [X] del
>>833519
Nice old trains.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.833531 [X] del >>833539>>833553
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.833532 [X] del >>833536
>>833521
That will be best for you.
I put a piece of tape over the light on my old one.
You can also get into the internals and unplug the little wire that goes to the light.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.833533 [X] del >>833540
i am autism


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.833534 [X] del
>>833522
It is good that all this history is being preserved.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.833535 [X] del
>>833524
Coalburner.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.833536 [X] del >>833537
>>833532
it's a long tube of light unfortunately, and I can't find where to disconnect it from the motherboard


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.833537 [X] del
>>833536
Switch the pc off.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.833538 [X] del
>>833528
Reminds me of the Half-Life game where the big monster is.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.833539 [X] del >>833547
>>833531
Beautiful paintwork. An imposing machine.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.833540 [X] del
>>833533
You wish. You are just one of autism's victims, and not even a particularly sympathetic one.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.833541 [X] del >>833545
running around the room with shit hanging out my arse


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.833542 [X] del >>833543
fuck john green is looking old these days


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.833543 [X] del >>833546
>>833542
Is he the one that got some sort of soy cancer?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.833544 [X] del
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.833545 [X] del
>>833541
try waggling your arse quickly


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.833546 [X] del
>>833543
no, that was his brother


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.833547 [X] del >>833592
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>>833539
It really is big. Bigger than any of the other operational ones I’ve seen around the place. This other one that was there is only about two thirds the size.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.833548 [X] del >>833549
>>833194
>>833206
>>833220
>>833222
Good pics. Thanks for share.
>>833225
Do they just suck at driving?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.833549 [X] del >>833551
>>833548
>Do they just suck at driving?
No, he sucks at maintenance. The tyre that blew was old. Last year the fan belt broke and he cooked it.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.833550 [X] del
>>833384
Hoping my bowels will be open tomorrow.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.833551 [X] del
>>833549
Taking a poorly maintained car on such a long trip is very unwise.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.833552 [X] del
>>833388
That was just a food coma.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.833553 [X] del
>>833531
This is so clean. Awesome.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.833554 [X] del
>>833422
I'll shit in her mouth


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.833555 [X] del
>>833430
>raid in the oven

Sunday's roast going to have some tang to it.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.833557 [X] del
>>833461
Faggot is probably nothing more than a scaffolder feeling tough after a few schooners of Carlton Mid.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.833558 [X] del
>>833487
better off dead


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.833559 [X] del
>>833491
Once had a friend named Ben


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.833560 [X] del
>>833495
>>833495
>ate a hole in the fucking wall
That how it got in? If there's one there must be more.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.833561 [X] del >>833562>>833591
Boarding the diet wagon. All the bad food is out of the house.
Water fast day tomorrow.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.833562 [X] del >>833564
>>833561
Takin Good Firday srsly?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.833563 [X] del >>833565>>833567
a possum or rat is crawling around inside my roof. This is not an acceptable situation


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.833564 [X] del
>>833562
Just a coincidence.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.833565 [X] del >>833566
>>833563
Ceiling possum is watching you post on the gen.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.833566 [X] del
>>833565
he's in the ceiling above my bed, ffs


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.833567 [X] del >>833569
>>833563
Offer a treat.
Use a trail camera to make sure the species.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.833568 [X] del >>833590
I have been reading about this story where the government took a tame magpie from a family who had raised it by hand.
The maggie didn't even live inside, it was free to go, but the government still took it away.
The worst thing is the family cooperated with the authorities and even called them when the magpie was there so they could come and take it.
I would have told them to get effed. People will do anything someone with any sort of badge tells them to do. It is concerning.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/queensland-premier-steven-miles-weighs-in-on-molly-magpie-controversy/news-story/7468df1bff448884bdb6fda78c1a184e


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.833569 [X] del
>>833567
>Offer a treat.
And if that doesn't work offer to treat. Send a messenger with terms.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.833570 [X] del >>833572
>>833499
>$7/kg


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.833571 [X] del
>>833512
Didn't know frogs could fly


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.833572 [X] del
>>833570
There weren't any left in the store.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.833573 [X] del >>833574
>>833514
Stop being a bitch.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.833574 [X] del
>>833573
Nasty remark.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.833575 [X] del
>>833517
Doggo creature built out of some old bolts

Say, that's a big piston you got there

Let me put some lube on that drill bit before you start cranking


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.833576 [X] del
>o7


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.833577 [X] del
>>833519
Would like to mount that light from the black train onto the front of my shitbox.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.833578 [X] del
>>833522
Back when pterodactyls used to swoop the posties.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.833579 [X] del
Who made who?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.833580 [X] del >>833581
>best before February 14


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.833581 [X] del
>>833580
Place in bin.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.833582 [X] del >>833583
Tards on the Spectrum


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.833583 [X] del
>>833582
What about us?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.833584 [X] del >>833585
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Hell yeah. Up the RA


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.833585 [X] del >>833586
>>833584
Trashy posing. Dysgenic.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.833586 [X] del
>>833585
You need to be pregnancy maxxing


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.833587 [X] del >>833588
keep waking up, getting back on the chamomile


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.833588 [X] del >>833589
>>833587same. Having nightmares. This one was about a school trip and they other kids accused me of mistreating women and being sexist. Then they threatened they were going to kill me and broke all of my shit. I’m not sure if this qualifies for a JUST moment.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.833589 [X] del
>>833588
>accused me of mistreating women and being sexist
Thanks Trev.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.833590 [X] del
>>833568
The rumours on reddit was that the animal welfare nutters kept complaining and that's why the authorities finally did something. Poor bird after three years, it took too long.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.833591 [X] del
>>833561
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.833592 [X] del
>>833547
>>833528
>>833524
>>833522
>>833519
>>833519
>>833517
>>833512
Thank you. I enjoyed reading about the trains. The Everleigh workshop became a restaurant and a supermarket as well as office spaces (not open to the public). They have maintained parts of it.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.833593 [X] del >>833594>>833595
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.833594 [X] del >>833596
>>833593
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.833595 [X] del >>833596


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.833596 [X] del
>>833594
>>833595
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.833597 [X] del >>833600>>833604
Mording.
Doing a poo. Hope it goes down. Otherwise room service are in for a surprise.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.833598 [X] del >>833633>>833657
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.833599 [X] del >>833633>>833657
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.833600 [X] del >>833629
>>833597
There's an old army story about a gypsy conscript who left his dump in the toilet covered with paper and the sarge gave a 10 minute lesson about the difference between the gravitational and the water flush system.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.833601 [X] del >>833602>>833609>>833630>>833635>>833657
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Off to Hogwards


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.833602 [X] del
>>833601
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=daCu-ku1v8E
https://youtube.com/watch?v=daCu-ku1v8E [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.833603 [X] del >>833657
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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.833604 [X] del
>>833597
Good morning NEET.
Poo surprise.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.833605 [X] del >>833607
I had a really good sleep in the boot.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.833606 [X] del
The poo went down. Little contact stain on the bottom of the bowl.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.833607 [X] del >>833608
>>833605
You better not be using the collapsible bucket as a toilet..


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.833608 [X] del
>>833607
Nah I have been shitting in the garden. Sorry about the smell.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.833609 [X] del
>>833601
Wanna go with.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.833610 [X] del >>833611>>833615>>833623>>833636
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morning bros, happy easter


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.833611 [X] del
>>833610
I hope none our cultured winos suffer today without their medicine.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.833612 [X] del
KEK


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.833613 [X] del >>833614>>833616
79GB remains not 50. telstra were trying to fuck me. Fuck telstra


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.833614 [X] del
>>833613
You should write them a letter, I would enjoy reading it here.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.833615 [X] del
>>833610
Thanks bro


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.833616 [X] del
>>833613
>79GB
make every olive count


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:18 [Preview] No.833617 [X] del >>833620>>833631
garn bakery to pick up a 6 pack of hot cross buns, you neets want anything?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.833618 [X] del >>833619>>833637
Was sitting on a couch in the hotel foyer and some poojeeta came and asked me to take a photo of her on the stairs. I did so and she the proceeded to make me take about 4 more until I got one she liked.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.833619 [X] del >>833621
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>>833618
Did she have the eyebrows?


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.833620 [X] del
>>833617
No thank you.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.833621 [X] del
>>833619
Not quite that good.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.833622 [X] del >>833624>>833632
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These magic eye paintings are really hard 🥺


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.833623 [X] del >>833638
>>833610
Looking forward to the chockies.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.833624 [X] del >>833632
>>833622
It’s a sailboat


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.833626 [X] del
>>833625
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.833627 [X] del
>>833625
africa wins again


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.833628 [X] del
>>833625
>Bixnood
You should consider a career in translation.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.833629 [X] del
>>833600
Gypsies don't believe in gravity


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.833630 [X] del >>833639
>>833601
I like those high head rest pillows.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.833631 [X] del
>>833617
Not from a bakery open on Good Friday


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.833632 [X] del
>>833622
>>833624
Lol, that's what I thought too


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.833633 [X] del


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.833634 [X] del
That c36 is so good


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.833635 [X] del
>>833601
I would need an expelliarmus spell after my executive mass got stuck in that corridor.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.833636 [X] del
>>833610
Good morning. Happy Easter.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.833637 [X] del
>>833618
That was kind of you. It is good she felt she could approach you.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.833638 [X] del >>833641
>>833623
That executive has no dignity. Performing for the normies to laugh at.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.833639 [X] del
>>833630
I was thinking about how I didn't like them.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.833640 [X] del >>833645
Good morning NEETs. Got the towels in the washing machine.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.833641 [X] del
>>833638
The creator of the song re-posted it. He's living his best life.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.833642 [X] del
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HAPPY EASTER NEETS, NOW GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.833645 [X] del
>>833640
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.833647 [X] del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.833648 [X] del
PEERING THROUGH THE WINDOWS


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.833649 [X] del
ECONOMICAL BOOT LIVING


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.833650 [X] del
CONSTANT ARSE SURVEILLANCE


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.833651 [X] del
CUM STAINED SHEETS


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.833652 [X] del
CLEAN WASHED TOWELS


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.833653 [X] del
EXPIRED FOOD IN THE BIN


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.833655 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.833656 [X] del
CUM SPLASH


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