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NEET General #817 - Those Based Feels Edition NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No. 830630
Does seeing a NEET living an unfettered BASED lifestyle cause you envy?

Old thread: >>829613


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.830633 del
==FArTING WAPSCALLION!!=


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.830634 del
For those about to based, we salute you


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.830635 del
ebony tuggers best tuggers


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.830636 del
>>830630
This Pepe has homosexual looking eyelashes


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.830637 del
>>830636
There is no stigma any more. Cruisey wears mascara.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.830639 del
need DSP guide right NOW


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.830640 del
Can you pay extra for a tugger to put a finger in your bum?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.830641 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix - join the boys in 'nam as we refight the battle of long tan in Danger Close(2019)

Then on Sunday it's time to embrace the nihilism with Joker (2019). Both films are rated R, so make sure your mummybot says it's ok for you to watch them with us.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.830642 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.830646 del
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>job provider training


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.830647 del
>>830646
you just know pajeet has tried to fuck that


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.830648 del
>>830645
What does that mean?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.830649 del
>>830646
>chart on wall
I hate it when the optometrist wants to look up my bum


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.830650 del
>>830648
Normally to prosecute somebody you have to present the evidence you have against them in open court.
A closed door hearing was held (without even Sewell or Hersant present) where ASIO argued to the judge that the video footage etc should not be shown to the court or the accused.
Now why would you do that unless your agents were performing illegal surveillance or instigating the violence?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.830651 del
>>830650
The "not in the public interest" meaning it painted the State in a bad light.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.830652 del
>>830645
I was not aware Tom was in business with some Chinese in 2016. Wonder what the business was.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.830653 del
>>830652
Yeah there's some skeletons in his closet too.
Bit like the Higgins vs Bruce case, where everybody involved sucks.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.830654 del
>>830653
Meh he was 22. Hardly a big deal.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.830655 del
>>830654
It was also interesting pre-trial that Herssant copped a whole bunch of restrictions like not associating with a list of people and not using a computer etc and Sewell as ring-leader did not. That was one of things that sparked the idea he might have a foot in both camps.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.830656 del
>>830655
What do you personally think? Given Toms new job and new baby I think that could have been a factor whereas Jacob is on the dole living with his girlfriends parents


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.830657 del
>>830656
>Jacob is on the dole living with his girlfriends parents
Livin' the dream.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.830658 del
>>830656
The whole driving to Ballarat and taking selfies at the cop shop without so much as a talking to makes me think somebody inside NSN is a double agent. Might not be Tom, but something is suss.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.830659 del
woe, need to do something with the day before it's too late


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.830660 del
>Waiting eagerly for nuro's beach post, it's the only thing I have to live for anymore


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.830661 del
Haven’t had breakfast yet


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.830662 del
Monk, I...


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.830663 del
>>830661
Have dinner instead.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.830664 del
>>830662
... want to tug you


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.830665 del
Someone said they wanted to see my new pc build. My parts have all arrived. Do you guys want to see ?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.830666 del
>>830665
Whip it out


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.830667 del
>>830665
Yes please.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.830668 del
>>830665
Full frontal, back shot, lifted panel, top down


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.830669 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.830670 del
I didn’t take any before this. Showing old pc with the single fan and red ram. Current empty guts. New pc with cpu and ram seated and cooler just about ready to go on.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.830671 del
>>830670
Give that case a good clean please NEET, the cobwebs have triggered me.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.830672 del
>>830668
>lifted panel,
Lewd.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.830673 del
That NEET needs to clean his floor.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.830674 del
>>830670
Looking good NEET.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.830675 del
>>830673
and his penis, I can smell it from here


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.830677 del
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>>830671
>isildur_no.gif
>>830672
>>830674
>>830676
thanks mates.
>>830675
>>830673
I haven't showered in a few days im a bit pongy. and my house is a mess. This is a photo of the thermal paste going on. I don't actually know how much to put. Do any neets know how much to put?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.830678 del
>>830677
YouTube could have showed you how much thermal paste to use. I have always used pre-pasted ones.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.830679 del
>>830677
>Do any neets know how much to put?
The amount is literally the size of pea as it spreads when I did it a few years back. I would remove some of that.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.830680 del
>>830677
My last cpu I just had to peel off a sticker as it already had paste on it, did you check your cpu to see if it has any.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.830681 del
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>>830678
>>830679
>>830680
Re did the thermal paste. Now there's less. Also had to remove an IO shield thing because the cooler and fans couldn't fit with it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.830682 del
>>830681
I don't know the exact amount but that looks better. When you put the CPU cooler on it will squash it down. Too much paste and it goes off the CPU while too little causes the CPU to overheat.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.830683 del
>>830681
You are worrying me NEET.
Are you following an online tutorial?
Have you researched what your individual parts require?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.830684 del
>>830682
Ok.
>>830683
>Are you following an online tutorial?
Nope.
I've done it before just a long time ago. I did some research but not much. I just asked others what I should buy and bought the parts they suggested.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.830685 del
haven't assembled a computer in many years due to poverty, woe


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.830686 del
>>830684
You did not use pc part picker? It shows you only parts which are compatible with each other.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.830687 del
>>830670
>>830681
Have you considered using the slots for the RAM which are actually paired up with each other? So using: A1+B1 or A2+B2 instead how you use it like A1+A2 or B1+B2?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.830688 del
>>830686
Yeah a little to show others and get advice. I did some research and found it all to be compatible.
>>830687
I don't know which slots to use. I looked it up and couldn't find anything. I forgot about it until now.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.830689 del
>>830687
Well spotted.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.830690 del
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Forgot image. Heatsink mounted. Now to look up which ram slots are better.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.830691 del
Desire to goon


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.830692 del
>>830688
Consult with the manual of the mobo. If you did not get a paper one with the board, it is usually possible to download one from the manufacturer's page. The text printed on the mobo itself suggest A2+B2 is the "first" so, if you have only 2 slices of RAM use those two. But I'm not sure, so manual.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.830693 del
>>830690
Can the ram fit in other slots? That heatsink.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.830694 del
>>830690
Uh is it even possible to use the inner two slots next to that tower?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.830695 del
>>830691
monk! no!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.830696 del
This NEET is a cowboy.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.830697 del
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>>830692
I found the manual but I don't understand it. It says always use a2 first but doesn't say which to use second, or maybe I'm a mong who spedread it.
Image of the ram section of manual.
>>830693
>>830694
You might not be able to see it but there's a cutout that just lets it fit.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.830698 del
>>830691
Have a goon. Pick up enough standoes for a three week bender. Rest of your money on a multi. No food.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.830699 del
>>830692
I think that is what that diagram is on the MB next to the ram.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.830700 del
>>830691
When I'm done building I'm going to drink as celebration as long as I haven't fucked anything up.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.830701 del
>>830697
Use A2 and B2.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.830702 del
Did monk ever buy food supplies? I bet he didn't.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.830703 del
>>830702
He sustains himself on vril energy, fueled by twitter likes.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.830704 del
>>830697
Check the drawings just above the main text.
It uses A2 as the text below says.
Then uses A2 with B2.
Then last all four slots.
There is no picture with three slots because they don't want users do that with dual channel RAM.

>>830699
Yes, that was I was referring to.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.830705 del
Was that NEET able to hodl for the car trip?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.830706 del
>>830701
That's what I thought I should do but the top right diagram shows the channels left two are A channel and right two are B channel.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.830707 del
>thinking about all the easter eggs I'm going to eat next week


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.830708 del
>>830701
Indeed.

>>830706
Because it's dual channel. It uses A and B channels together.


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>>830707
Especially the ones on sale after Easter?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.830710 del
Anyway always pair RAM by the number, not the letter.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.830711 del
>>830701
R2 is that you?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.830712 del
>>830707
And ham. And kolbász. And horseradish.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.830713 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.830714 del
>>830700
Spilling goon all over newly built PC arc coming up.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.830715 del
>>830702
Yes after a week of surviving on peanuts and chips.

>>830703
heh


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.830716 del
>insert RAM to correct slots
>make PC run faster


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.830717 del
>>830716
Free PC scan?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.830718 del
finally finished off the last of the turkey and beans feedpacks I made after christmas, I need to do better at actually eating the stuff I freeze


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.830719 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.830721 del
>>830716
I don't know if it's right but i went with A2 and B2


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.830722 del
>>830721
It is right. You did well.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.830723 del
>>830487
Prawn skewers from Colesworth delis are the way to go. None of the hassle of peeling/deveining and dealing with the stinky waste. They're also pre-marinated so you're not getting a strong fishy flavour that turns a lot of people off from seafood in general. Very easy to cook, like a minute each side over medium-high heat with just a bit of oil in the pan.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.830724 del
>>830721
That is the correct way, yes.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.830725 del
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>>830714
Heh, just like all the keyboard i went through.
>>830717
>>830719
Cables all in unless I missed something. Now for screwing it in, graphics card and moment of truth when inevitably something will go wrong.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.830726 del
>>830647
>tried to


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.830727 del
>>830725
It's usually just one possible way of inserting cables. So I think we shouldn't worry much about that.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.830728 del
Back in the day I think it was possible to insert IDE power connectors flipped, so had to take care the yellow cable was on the outside.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.830729 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.830730 del
But then they started to make the plastic cover to a shape that prevented that.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.830731 del
>>830685
Take the one you have apart and put it back together.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.830732 del
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>>830617
Pariston does the same shit as his predecessor in that he closes any reports against nuro without action, no matter how obvious the violation, but enthusiastically enforces the rules against everyone else. The 'el nuro chads' thing is cringe, but nuro is ultimately correct. As he said of imissfather when we first moved here: "bitch is under my control".


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.830733 del
Going to BWS. Going to pay with heaps of silver like some homeless boong. Wish me lucks neets. It will be embarrassing.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.830734 del
Only Monk really tried to solve the Nuro problem


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.830735 del
>>830685
>>830731
Slip into other people's homes and take their pc apart and assemble them.
I wonder if it would be possible to salvage thrown out hardware and build a HPC out of them. I assume Westerners throw crap out that still works.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.830736 del
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Behold my abomination of zero cable management!
This will be my last image about this.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.830737 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.830738 del
>>830736
Put some tomato sauce on it with parmesan.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.830739 del
>>830696
A console jockey


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.830740 del
Well done possum. What games?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.830741 del
>>830737
How come you don't get any reviews at Hard Gay Raw anymore? Are the customers running out?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.830742 del
>>830729
Still haven't done it. Had important youtube watching to do.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.830743 del
>>830736
Mine is about eight years old now and has the same lack of cable management as when I first built it lol. It looks about that bad but if it works it works.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.830744 del
>>830734
And it drove him into a downward spiral of self destructive alcoholism. Wise neets know better.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.830745 del
>>830744
Monk didn't enforce the ban consistently enough. He should've issued short bans to all the neets that interacted with it at all.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.830746 del
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>>830743
kek I'm the same. Okay so fuck it I lied. This is the real last image.
>>830738
kek.

inb4 clean your house


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.830747 del
My GPU no longer works because of all the dust - whenever I load it by trying to run a game the display goes black (it still works for regular internet browsing). The card was $3500 when I bought it, and now I'm too lazy to pull it out and clean it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.830748 del
>>830746
>This is the real last image.
I recognise those bricks. Keep the screws away from that PC.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.830749 del
>>830748
*Possum doesn't smoke**


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.830750 del
fuck


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>>830747
>still works for regular internet browsing
>The card was $3500 when I bought it


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.830752 del
Finally did that big shid


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.830753 del
>>830752
Has the smell reached her?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.830754 del
>>830747
Jesus Christ neet.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.830755 del
>>830749
Not cigs at least.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.830756 del
>>830752
el nuro worthy?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.830757 del
>>830747
I can't imagine what would be like to spend that much on a whole pc.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.830758 del
>>830746
Set the clock.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.830759 del
>>830757
that would be like a billion forint?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.830760 del
Feel woed. Might watch LOTR and get gooned.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.830761 del
>>830760
I'm going to watch the trilogy while driving to Canberra.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.830762 del
>>830761
Who will be driving?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.830763 del
>>830759
800m, so close


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.830764 del
>>830762
me lol


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.830765 del
>>830761
>while driving to Canberra
Smart.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.830766 del
What songs should we play at his funeral?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.830767 del
>>830766
The Venga Bus one


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.830768 del
Any suggestions for alternatives to LOTR?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.830769 del
>>830767
>Venga Bus one
Good start:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw [Embed]


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.830770 del
>>830768
Die Hard.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.830771 del
>>830766
Little Red Corvette


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.830772 del
>>830768
Harry Potter


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.830773 del
Fatrick paid Quasi.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.830774 del
>>830772
Which one?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.830775 del
>>830774
All of them


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.830776 del
I want to go back to the early 2000s and stay there.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.830777 del
>>830775
HP 1 to 115 might take a while.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.830778 del
>>830742
Floor cleaning tutorials?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.830779 del
>>830771
Good choice too.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.830781 del
>>830780
>$3500
I see a pattern forming here.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.830782 del
>>830768
The Hobbit trilogy


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.830783 del
>>830782
he wants to feel better, not kill himself


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.830784 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.830785 del
Woolies was again out of shit-river prawn skewers. Had to settle for a couple of nasty Australian Helen ones.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.830786 del
>>830650
meh the state has a mesh of laws that can put you in jail and ruin your career if you are making trouble for the ZOG. Failing that they can just frame you for some character assassinating crime or CP they "find" on your PC when they seize it because you posted a mean comment on a YT video.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.830787 del
>>830780
Pajeet paid 10k but still owed 3.5k.
Seems unfair to destroy the whole thing like that instead of just a bit of it. He has effectively been ripped off 10k.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.830788 del
>>830746
Well done NEET. Good job.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.830789 del
>>830787
You agree to something you don't just declare you're going to pay less afterwards. Fuck him.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.830790 del
It's such a fucking foreigner and jew thing to do. Like that jew in the early Sopranos episode who offers to pay $X for a job and then when it's done says he's only paying 0.75 X or something


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.830791 del
>>830783
Well bantered.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.830792 del
Satya Yuga when?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.830793 del
>>830789
Yeah, I guess. His English is horrendous for someone that has lived here for 14 years.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.830794 del
>>830793
He also shouldn't be in Clare. That is a White valley.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.830795 del
>>830793
>that has lived here for 14 years.
He knows enough about the local culture.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.830796 del
Pajeet said the tradies had not finished the job. the $13k was for work including things they had yet to do.
I am on Pajeet's side. Fuck tradies. Every one I have ever hired has treated me like shit and charged way too much if they even bothered to turn up.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.830797 del
The local copper was just waiting for a chance to crack his skull too.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.830798 del
>>830796
You probably paid $1400 for tyres.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.830799 del
>>830794
My mother was born there.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.830800 del
>>830796
Well he is threatening to sue everybody now including the Police, so we'll see just how honest Pajeet is in due course.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.830801 del
>>830787
>In a follow-up post on Instagram, Mr Hallet wrote in the caption, “In relation to this, we have been paid in full on the day. Thanks to South Australian police involvement.”

So now what, they come back and rebuild?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.830802 del
>>830799
So was Fatherbot.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.830803 del
I paid weber 35k to grab me by the willy and whirl me around the room but he refused as soon as I paid once.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.830804 del
>>830801
I wouldn't.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.830805 del
>>830798
You have no choice. You need tyres and all these cunts charge the same.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.830806 del
>>830801
They can probably pour a new driveway for $500 in actual costs.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.830807 del
>>830736
Thanks for the pics neet.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.830808 del
>>830805
You need to get on the grey imports.
I get the tyres delivered to the house and then get a tyre place to put them on for $25 each.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.830809 del
>>830796
Tradies, worse than non-whites


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.830810 del
>>830806
They should send Bill


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.830811 del
>>830808
> the grey imports
There was that South African guy who used to sponsor ArchieLuxury.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.830812 del
>>830808
Bob would not be happy if everyone started doing that.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.830813 del
>>830811
I've used St George in Sydney to get Federal tyres for the Corvette for about 60% of the cost (including delivery) that the tyre shops wanted.
The spare I got today literally had to be obtained that way because the shops didn't even want to deal with a space saver tyre or contact Continental or get one in.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.830814 del
Back on the Spy X Family.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.830815 del
>>830746
Well done.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.830816 del
>>830747
>he card was $3500
fug


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.830817 del
I am not sure the pigs were right that it was a "commercial dispute" and all they could do was make sure no-one was violent.
In my opinion workers you hire should only be allowed on your property when they have your permission to be there. Anything else is trespassing.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.830818 del
>>830813
Big delivery costs for 4 tyres surely?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.830819 del
>>830814
Good show?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.830820 del
>>830819
Yes, excellent.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.830821 del
>>830820
Masculine themes?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.830822 del
>>830788
>>830807
On my pc now can't see all the (You)'s. Thanks for giving me (You)'s and advice neets. I'm going to drink now.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.830823 del
>>830817
It would probably be a good case to take to court. If Sir was smart, he should have stepped in front of the saw/equipment and would have got a nice payout.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.830824 del
>>830818
So $154 each at St George
Shipping they want $117.
So $733

Bob Jane wanted about $400 each.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.830825 del
>>830821
Very much so.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.830826 del
Pajeet should have denied knowing the tradies at all. Told the police they must have been at the wrong house.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.830827 del
>>830826
Yeah cos the original quote with Pajeets signature wouldn't count for anything, would it?
I can't believe you're siding with a non-white over literally any issue in this country.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.830828 del
>>830825
I hope you are not counting loli you can jerk it to as a masculine theme.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.830829 del
>>830827
>siding with a non-white
I put myself in Pajeet's position. It is the issue that matters, not the parties' skin colour.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.830830 del
If you destroy $13,500 worth of work when you are out of pocket for only $3500 of it, surely you would have to refund the $10,000?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.830831 del
>>830824
>Shipping they want $117
That is not too bad, but discounts would be smaller on less expensive tyres.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.830832 del
@Weber

Do you clean your rods/tackle with fresh water after a fish in salt water?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.830833 del
Surely even the NEETs would have to accept that Pajeet having paid $10,000 and got nothing in return is not a just outcome.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.830834 del
>>830830
As I said earlier, the true cost of laying a driveway is probably $500 plus a few hours labour. They can give him a new one without losing anything.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.830835 del
>>830832
Yeah, just pour a few jugs of normal water over the reel and give the rod a wipe down with a wet chux.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.830836 del
dog


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.830837 del
>>830833
i hate pajeets


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.830838 del
Carn the Crows. Destroy those Pussies!.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.830839 del
>>830835
How does it get wet? Is it from reeling in the wet line?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.830840 del
>>830831
Yeah, if I owned a little Barina or something it probably wouldn't be worth it. Certain cars or wheel profiles probably get slugged a premium because they're cunts.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.830841 del
this post is sponsored by betterhelp


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.830842 del
>>830839
Yeah. And salt spray if you're fishing into the wind.
Also if you put it down on the sand (you shouldn't), you want to wash out any grit.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.830843 del
Wonder if drinkwise will start advertising here?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.830844 del
i might pretend i have a degree


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.830845 del
I pissed into the wind once.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.830846 del
>>830824
>Bob Jane wanted about $400 each.
Damn, I think I paid over 400 for the rear tyre on my M90, but it does take a bit longer to change a motorcycle tyre than a car so more for labor.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.830847 del
>>830844
I've wondered about getting an email job by faking having a degree and the work experience.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.830848 del
>>830835
Thanks. Need to get on top of it, especially the cheap filleting knives.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.830849 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oPpInGffxgM [Embed]
I love her so much it's unreal.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.830850 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.830851 del
>>830849
would enjoy raping her


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.830852 del
>>830851
Nasty neet.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.830853 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.830854 del
>>830853
not worthy of even sniffing her sweaty feet


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.830855 del
>>830848
>especially the cheap filleting knives
Yeah they hold an edge for about 10 minutes


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.830856 del
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Who's the bad ass with the M90 choppah?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.830857 del
>>830854
Be honest, you would lick them clean if she asked.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.830858 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.830859 del
>>830857
she wouldn't ask, she'd demand


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.830860 del
Pajeet does not own the driveway at that point in the contract. The materials are the property of the tradie and labour is charged as you go hence multiple invoices.
This is why you don't get paid out if a builder abandons building your home. As far as I remember its legal to do if the client is in breach of contract by withholding payment past an agreed date. and fuck pajeets if its not

>>830834
$500 a day for 2 blokes plus the mixer truck plus the conc. We all know you hate tradies and why


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.830861 del
I used to ride a Yamaha XV250.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.830862 del
>>830858
Henlo Davo. How was your day?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.830863 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.830864 del
>>830855
That's 9 minutes and 55 seconds longer than Nuro's posts.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.830865 del
And yes I do think some of those cunts go over the top pouring concrete down drains and smashing glass etc in some cases. I'm sure theres been actual battlers who can't pay in time


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.830866 del
going to melt antarctica


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.830867 del
>>830866
Grab me a tray of ice cubes before you do please.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.830868 del
>>830863
>when the black 2-pack paint wears off your PVC an resin rifle


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.830869 del
She hid me kayak somewhere.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.830870 del
>>830710
What if it's in a different language?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.830871 del
>>830862
Okay. I'm into some moscato. Watching some anime.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.830872 del
>>830869
Check the toilet.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.830873 del
A strong desire 😣


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.830874 del
>>830746
Are you living in a prison cell?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.830875 del
>>830874
la di da plasterboard cunt


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.830876 del
>>830768
Dark City


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.830877 del
potato salad sandwich


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.830878 del
>>830802
Fancy pants


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.830879 del
>>830873
Monk? No!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.830880 del
>>830829
Bet he was a support worker stepping on my soil.
They're my mongs.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.830881 del
>>830869
She got Bill to get rid of it because she's scared you will drown.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.830883 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.830884 del
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.830885 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.830886 del
>>830885
Get out


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.830887 del
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Just got this in the mail. Its pretty nice, but way too thick for shoelaces.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.830888 del
I can't remember where that is, but I know it's a pet shop on the left.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.830889 del
Has anyone tried the McCrispy? It looks good ngl.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.830890 del
>>830887
Playing battletoads again?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.830891 del
>>830889
Okay Larry Lotion Hands.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.830892 del
>>830882
thats a bit sad.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.830893 del
Having some coffee eclair lollies


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.830894 del
>>830889
There is a small but dedicated group of McCrispy zealots here


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.830895 del
smelly thongs again


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.830896 del
>>830894
The others know that if you want chiggen you go to KFC. Plus one NEET who eats Oporto and Red Rooter spicy boigs.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.830897 del
>>830893
>coffee
too late


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.830898 del
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>>830844
I have various degrees of mental health issues.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.830899 del
might force myself to eat one final serve of boiled vegies


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.830900 del
>>830899
actually fuck that


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.830901 del
>>830897
I'll be up at 4.30 for a mondster and supervising her cooking of my breakfast


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.830902 del
Old biddy at teh deli told me to cook the chicken skewers tonight because they were discounted half price. Bitch I'll cook 'em whenever I want to!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.830903 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.830904 del
I knew some Webers who lived in rural Victoria. They had a daughter who was pretty hot and about my age. I should've done something about it but naturally I didn't. I probably really had a chance considering the lack of options she had. I remember trying to start a fire in front of her. She didn't think I'd be able to do it due to the rain the night before but I managed to get one going using only match. I showed the way to strike a match (striking not dragging) as I'd learnt in scout. I used to also try to impress her with how quickly I'd pick chestnuts. I figured my work ethic would impress her. They were with some whacko Christian group called the Brethren. They wouldn't have much to do with anyone outside the church. Their mother used to give us cows milk. I mostly remember this because it was in a big rectangular container instead of a jug or something. My mother would give them biscuits and stuff in return.
There were many points at which my life could've gone very differently.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.830905 del
>>830898
I like your smile.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.830906 del
>>830900
Poach them in butter.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.830907 del
I feel awful.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.830908 del
>>830907
Stop doing AI things.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.830909 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.830910 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.830911 del
>>830904
Being Brethren they probably wouldn’t have let her date you.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.830912 del
I forget which post it was but what did they mean by don't let the screws near the computer?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.830913 del
>>830911
They won't even sit with non-BrethBros when eating.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.830914 del
>>830912
Screws are jail wardens
Besser brick house was referred to as a prison cell back in the day on here


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.830915 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.830916 del
>>830911
Do they have arranged marriages or something?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.830917 del
if your match striking and chestnut skills didn't do the trick, nothing else would've worked. you never had a chance. it's like being near fish in an acquarium. they're right there in front of you. so close, yet so far, since they're behind glass. she was behind the glass of life.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.830918 del
>>830904
>using only match
using only one match


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.830919 del
>>830916
I don’t know how they go about it within the congregation, but they don’t have anything to do with outsiders if they can help it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.830920 del
>>830849
immediately had to check the upload date after seeing that beanie. crazy that 2016 was 8 years ago.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.830921 del
>>830910
Don't do too much cataloguing


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.830922 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.830923 del
>>830910
Is that in hgr? Does anyone do any welding there now? It seems nuro is the last employee and I don't think he can weld.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.830924 del
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>that time you asked your new 'roommate' Weber to sleep on the top bunk


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.830925 del
ScoMo taught Nuro to weld


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.830926 del
I have no arse and I must shit.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.830927 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.830928 del
>>830904
Were there other Brethren in the area or were they the only ones?


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.830931 del
>>830928
There were others but not in the town. You had to go 20-30 minutes to find other ones.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.830933 del
>>830931
By car that is.


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.830935 del
>>830932
Not watching that.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.830936 del
>>830934
Kek. I'm pretty sure Based IGA calling out numpty on his lies about welding was the start of all the NIGA drama.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.830937 del
>>830931
It was nice they let their daughter hang out with you I guess


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.830938 del
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I hate my life and I want to die but I'm not suicidal.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.830939 del
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I’m in bed


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.830940 del
keep forgetting to wash my feet


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.830941 del
>>830939
good. i hate subhumans who stay up past 10pm.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.830942 del
>>830937
They always had her younger brother with us. Their dad had an L1A1 along with some less exciting registered stuff. I never got to fire it unfortunately but I got to hold it and it was really fucking heavy. I'd be curious to hold one now to see what it was like. I was about 12 at the time. Another neighbour had a Browning Auto-5 which according to wikipedia is about the same weight which fits with my memory. I got to fire that at some cockatoos and was disappointed that it was like my dad's break action 12 gauge except softer shooting. I don't quite know what I expected but it wasn't as novel as I thought it would be.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.830943 del
>>830939
Based.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.830944 del
>>830941
maybe if you tucked us into bed


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.830945 del
>>830936
Him following through on Pan Incident was admirable.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.830946 del
>>830938
You are literally me


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.830947 del
Night.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.830948 del
>>830946
That’s spider man though


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.830949 del
>>830942
Hopefully they kept them


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.830950 del
Acquired. Don't wanna talk about it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.830951 del
>>830950
Monk? Yes!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.830952 del
>>830950
Absolute punkass buster


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.830954 del
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The chariot ride has come to an end as we all knew it would


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.830955 del
gonna be having a lot of anxiety issues tomorrow, can one of you remind me to do some anti-anxiety exercies?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.830956 del
>>830954
It's a perilous journey and I'm on my weekly pit stop to sooth and recover my wounds.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.830957 del
>>830954
Monk, bottom middle.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.830958 del
>>830947
Good night Pidge. xx


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>>830950
Tut tut tut. tsk tsk tsk.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.830960 del
>>830954
It was too much weight for one chariot to hold.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.830961 del
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The chariot must roll onto victory...next week


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.830962 del
Severely woed.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.830963 del
>>830961
I had saved that earlier to post when appropriate :(


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>>830960
He needs something that will cope with the weight.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.830965 del
>>830964
ebb-pilled


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.830966 del
Tom Sewell liked my tweet reply


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.830967 del
>>830966
congratulations on making the watchlist


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.830968 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.830969 del
>>830967
Thankyou I'm honoured


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.830970 del
>>830925
The truth is nobody taught Nuro how to weld.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.830971 del
>>830970
nuro probably invented welding


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.830972 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I [Embed]


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.830973 del
>>830950
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes to GL's in an $88 Uber.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.830974 del
Inspired by monk. Might have the diet wagon make a pitstop


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.830975 del
Back on the veronicas.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.830976 del
I haven't called my grandmother in about six months. I hope she hasn't died.


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.830978 del
>>830973
GLs is not $88 its $15.
The new girl is always there now too. Doesn't say hi to me. Has an aussie accent but dresses like an Asian with one of those tennis caps that they hide their eyes with


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.830979 del
>>830974
*pigstop


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.830980 del
>>830976
Mine was in hospital last week and I didn't go in to see her
My last grandparent too. Shameful.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.830981 del
>>830980
Woof.
The time just gets away from you. I'm only on a first name basis with mine. I don't call her nan or anything, just a shortened form of her given name.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.830982 del
>>830976
Call her tomorrow.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.830983 del
What is GLs?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.830984 del
>>830978
Did you ever say anything to GL besides 'hello' and 'thanks'?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.830985 del
Oh, Gook Lady.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.830986 del
>>830978
If you had any self respect you'd rotate between several bottle shops to hide the extent of your alcoholism.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.830987 del
>>830984
"Oh fuck, I'm cumming".


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.830988 del
>>830971
felching*


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.830989 del
>>830986
I used to cunt. Mid 2022 I knew their shift timings as well.

>>830984
No. I get nervous when I try to. She's high value.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.830990 del
>>830988
Poorly bantered.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.830991 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=olnV1jGbRoM [Embed]
>tfw


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.830992 del
>>830990
I was amused by it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.830993 del
I don't use extra salt in my food. Wondering if I have an iodine deficiency.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.830994 del
Wondering if I'm retarded.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.830995 del
>>830994
Same. Except I’ve been told a lot of times that I am.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.830996 del
>>830993
You are showing all the symptoms.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.830997 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.830998 del
>>830993
You don't look well.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.830999 del
Unironically wishing I was nuro


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.831000 del
>>830995
I was unironically in special ed for parts of primary school.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.831001 del
>>830999
Go lie down in the dunny and pretend there is a bosslady that can evict you any minute.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.831002 del
>>830997
Looks good.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.831003 del
I might start drinking green tea. I watched a youtube video about the green tea catechins neurogenesis properties


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.831004 del
>>831003
>neurogenesis properties
You'll be shitting in a pan in no time.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.831005 del
>>830997
Ginger beer is stale


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.831006 del
>>830997
Best before date on that drink is a bit of a worry.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.831007 del
>>831003
I tried it but it had a weird effect on me. Changed my mental state in an uncomfortable way.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.831008 del
>>831006
It'll be fine.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.831009 del
>>831003
I've been drinking green tea for a year now, still a mong. But stay off the camomille, that shit will really fuck you up.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.831010 del
Back on the afroman.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.831011 del
>>831009
Going to drink a thermos of camomile while watching LOTR while driving to Canberra


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.831012 del
>>830989
>She's high value.
Middle aged gook women are never 'high value' and they know it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.831013 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.831014 del
>>831013
Too soon


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.831015 del
>>831005
>>831006
It does say best so after that date it still should be good even tho could be better consuming before.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.831016 del
>>831013
Kekked.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.831017 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.831018 del
>>831013
Very well memed. Very well bantered.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.831019 del
The people that show up in these Spanian vlogs are incredibly cringe. Imagine larping as a gansta in Australia. It's all groids and islanders. Low IQ.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.831020 del
why do jews write all the best classical music for tv and movies?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.831021 del
>>831019
I have seen a few of his videos and they seem very sensationalist. Like he describes shit you see pretty much everywhere. He puts a good spin on it but it isn't actually terribly unusual the stuff he describes.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.831022 del
>>831020
Because Jews are based.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.831023 del
>>831022

If by based you mean
>Deserve
>to
>be
>gassed


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.831024 del
that reminds me, there are those biographies of important money jews that everyone's forgotten about, on the internet archive that I keep meaning to borrow


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.831025 del
>>831021
That's just what these cringe islander cunts do all the time.
>yeah adlay Coolums a full hood aye theres punch ons poppin every weekend round the staish and some Ford Fairmonts doin burnouts in the court cuz lets OGGG


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.831026 del
>>831000
You must've been put in there for a reason. A reason you're still unwilling to accept to this very day.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.831027 del
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tfw irritable stomach


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.831028 del
>>831027
Inviting image


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.831030 del
>>831026
I was disruptive and the teachers thought I was retarded and not just uncooperative. I was in a gifted class for part of high school. Probably just autism in retrospect.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.831031 del
>>831029
When did it all so wrong.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.831032 del
>>831027
we told you not to eat that out of date chicken you mongtard


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.831033 del
hey neets
tempted to make anothe rviis t bottleo


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.831034 del
>>831033
Go for it NEET.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.831035 del
>>831033
make a pass at that slit eyed qt


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.831037 del
>>831033
Wait till tomorrow.


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>>831033
please be careful


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.831039 del
>another $88 uber ride


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.831040 del
Monk needs cruisey's gambling skills, it's the only way to support his lifestyle.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.831041 del
Need to get out of bed and do a wee


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.831042 del
>>831039
>>831040
That was no me, you bullies.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.831043 del
Can't find a youtube video comfy enough to fall asleep to. Woe.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.831044 del
>>831041
No you don't. just wee in the bed the way your bronze age warrior-ancestors did.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.831045 del
Having a laugh about tomlinson being 80k usd down over quasi.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.831046 del
>>831020
They'd have to be plagiarising a good chunk of what they compose.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.831047 del
I'm Jewish.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.831048 del
I am actually part Jewish and its documented on the ANUs Australian genealogy website.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.831050 del
General Monash was Jewish as was Jim Martin. We have a long history in this country.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.831051 del
>>831045
What does that mean?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.831052 del
>>831048
How many percent?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.831053 del
>>831050
>Jim Martin
The Jim's mowing guy?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.831054 del
>>831051
Patrick Tomlinson, a nuro-esque lolcow, has had to pay 83k usd to the founder of the OnA forums for defamation.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.831055 del
>>831052
12.5% based on 8 generations since arrival


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.831056 del
>>831053
No, the youngest Australian soldier to die in the Great War.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.831057 del
>>831048
They are very anal about keeping correct documentation on the ANUs website.

>>831050
Boongstein


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.831058 del
>>831055
I think you would be safe under the Nuremberg laws.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.831059 del
/ausneets/ is now a Boong and Jewish board.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.831060 del
>>831059
Always was.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.831061 del
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>>831060
Day of the Circumcision when?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.831062 del
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Oh man
Second goon bottle and rock music on the headphones
Can you get any better


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.831063 del
>goon
>battle


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.831064 del
Okay?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.831065 del
Dreaming of a goon battle


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.831066 del
Boigs in the oven


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.831067 del
A global holy war. The Goon must flow. Dan of Arrakis will be usurped.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.831068 del
>>831064
Enjoy your ban :)


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.831069 del
>>831030
Yes I remember you. You're the reason I had to drop out.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.831070 del
>>831068
Based.🏿


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.831071 del
>thumbs up filtered
>poo not filtered to el nuro


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.831072 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.831073 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.831074 del
Sliced cheese was cheaper this week for some reason, turns out it's the same brand but not the same cheese.
Being thinly sliced I'm using less of it so the take away lesson here may actually be about slicing my cheese with a wheel.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.831075 del
>>830638
>>830642
>tfw surrounded by NEETs that want to poke Ryan's balls


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.831076 del
Ground up a kilo of dried chilli, like a whole green bag full.
My whole body is sweating, and experience tells me to shower now before wanking.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.831077 del
>>831076
You should have worn a hazmat suit.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.831078 del
Using disposable bamboo forks as tongs because I haven't washed my only pair in about 2 months.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.831079 del
>>831078
NEET lifestyle.


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.831081 del
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Throwing out my silverware instead of washing it because I can't be bothered


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.831082 del
>>831076
>Ground up a kilo of dried chill
Why?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.831083 del
>>831074
> for some reason
Because it's old product about to rot?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.831084 del
When you stand boldly in a chariot— four horses wildly plant themselves on your reins, you lend hatch, whip down escaping trust— rearing, lenck and turn—whip but hold fast; chase out again until sixteen feet carry the target in one tact—then its mastery


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.831085 del
You better hope chariots don't get breath-tested King.
Interlocker chariot arc coming up.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.831086 del
Where is this fucking lizard!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.831087 del
>>831086
Check the terrarium.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.831088 del
Boigs out. Helens in.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.831089 del
tail -n 20 -f /var/torlet/large | grep 'beans'


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.831090 del
>>831085
I'd be fined for being sober


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.831091 del
“Animals walk around in a state of permanent religious intoxication. This is the natural condition of the mind and intellect, the moment-to-moment perception, of man as well. I heard some computer fool say that religion is the ‘older virtual reality’ experience, to justify his scam industry. No, the denuded state of the spirit and intellect, where you walk around ‘demystified’ and ‘disenchanted’ is the virtual reality condition, and a terrible condition at that.”


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.831092 del


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.831093 del
I waste so much food as a NOOT, and would waste even more as a WAGIE.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.831094 del
>>831093
You need to know thyself. Know that you will not cook that sort of stuff so don't buy it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.831095 del
Killua has the headphones on watching a hotel porno while Gon is trying to sleep.
I do not remember seeing this in the 2011 anime.
The 2011 anime is still better I think. The music is much better. Poor score really lets down this 1999 one.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.831096 del
>>831094
Many miscalculate their purchases in the supermarket due to primal feed desires. Modern marketting and such.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.831097 del
>>831096
Yes but some buy things in anticipation of being a better kind of person in the future. A person that will eat more fresh home-cooked meals.
Future you will not be better. Future you will be just like past you. That is the safe bet.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.831098 del
Feel like falling asleep to a zombie moofie


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.831099 del
my sides


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.831100 del
I am going to start saying "10 points to Griffindor" as a line of snappy banter in conversations.

Friend: "Should we get Chinese for Lunch?"
Me: "Lets just go to the bakery."
Friend: "You are craving sausage rolls again, aren't you?"
Me: "10 points to Griffindor."


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.831101 del
My friendless decade is going to be over with. This line of snappy HP banter is going to do it.
I am on my way back into normie society.
10 points to Griffindor!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.831102 del
"Haha you're kind of edgy like an incel"
10 whips to the bare ass. Spread em'


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.831103 del
I'll do little finger gun gestures when I say it.
10 points to Griffindor! 👉😎👉


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.831104 del
>>831100
>>831101
>>831102
>>831103
It's really working out. Pleas continue.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.831105 del
CHARIOTS RISING


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.831106 del
>>831105
Kek, very apt. 10 points to Griffindor.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.831107 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.831108 del
>>831107
It is this unnatural zoo we live in that has caused us to show signs of eccentric psychological behaviour.
We need a good blitz. Let it all burn.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.831109 del
Bed time for this NEET. Good night.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.831110 del
Bad home neets terrorising the neibourhood


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.831111 del
>>831109
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.831112 del
>>831095
>I do not remember seeing this in the 2011 anime.
1999 one is made by hand and is less filtered for PC content.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.831113 del
Can't sleep. Woe


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.831114 del
>>830950
Monk? No!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.831115 del
>>831113
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.831116 del
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I for one welcome the return of goondaddy the overlord to the drinking classes


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.831117 del
there's a new episode of beyond creepy out, but it's too early to watch it, it's still night time


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.831119 del
FART FART FART FART FART


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.831120 del
>>831118
>Kate has been recovering at her home in Adelaide
I knew it!


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.831122 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VBRycZ6kqto [Embed]


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.831124 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.831125 del
>>831124
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.831126 del
Did you feel that Weber?
That was me.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.831127 del
>>831126
Girthquake, isn't he bats?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.831128 del
Still would've felt it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.831129 del
>tfw no arse that rocks my world


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.831130 del
morning bros


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.831131 del
>>831130
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.831132 del
The backlog has finished falling out of me.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.831133 del
>>831126
Feel what? I was walking Sweaty.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.831134 del
Is sweety sweaty?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.831135 del
>>831134
Dogs cant sweat


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.831136 del
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>>831135
dog racist


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.831137 del
>thinking about having a hearty breakfast


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.831138 del
>>831137
Already had McDonald's with no racism.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.831139 del
Really craving an el nuro right about now


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.831140 del
Feeling an urge. Gonna acquire a white monster. Don't wanna talk about it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.831141 del
>>831140
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.831142 del
>>831137
I had a chiggen pattie and two egg and two toast and a mondster and a cup of tea


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.831143 del
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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.831144 del
>>831138
I bet you had a racist thought.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.831146 del
>>831145
What would it take to open a mong pub in australia?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.831147 del
>>831146
A pub for mongs or run by mongs?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.831148 del
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>>831147
Of the mongs, for the mongs, by the mongs.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.831149 del
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Tonight on womboflix at 7pm AEDT we will be playing the aussie vietnam war movie Danger Close (2019). Tomorrow will be the nihilistic crime thriller Joker (2019)


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.831150 del
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They were out of pepper pies.
Told her I'd be back to fillet her like a flathead.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.831151 del
>>831150
I bet that got her moist


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.831152 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.831153 del
Do you think this chick is hot?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.831154 del
>>831153
Can't be sure, show me her tits


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.831155 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.831156 del
>>831150
Yummo.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.831158 del
>>831149
Exciting times ahead.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.831159 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.831160 del
Pleasantly taxed


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.831161 del
>>831160
Wagon today?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.831162 del
First shit since Tuesday. Suspect the bowl is getting full. Hope it doesn’t touch my balls or hand when I go to wipe.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.831163 del
>>831153
S/he is no Olive.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.831164 del
>>831162
> or hand when I go to wipe.
Be careful your hand doesn't vanish.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.831165 del
>>831161
The chariot must be fully serviced. It will take a few days before it's ready to leave again.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.831166 del
Goddamn I wish I had nuro's self confidence


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.831167 del
I installed a 15 metre Ethernet cable to connect to my TV this morning and I was covered in sweat. I also upgraded my internet to 1000/20 NBN plan on TPG as it has dropped $40 a month in price.

Still need to go to OfficeWorks to get a CAT 6 Ethernet cable that connects to the NBN modem to my router. The current cable is CAT 5E and I want to see if there is any difference between it and CAT 6 even though (I doubt there will be). The maximum speed yesterday was about 760mbps download.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.831168 del
>>831165
>It will take a few days
Good luck King (👑), give it a good wash.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.831169 del
She is going on about the smell


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.831170 del
>>831169
kek, poor 'bat.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.831171 del
First el nuro was a big thick log, pleasant and painless. Second was small yet painful. Woe. Fifth coffee.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.831172 del
>>831167
>760mbps download
Holy shit I'm jealous.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.831173 del
>>831161
Yea, straight back on.
We don’t fuck around with caravan pit stops anymore.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.831174 del
>>831172
It's excessive and I doubt I will use it too often, but it is nice for things to download much faster compared to 50/20.

Oh the plan is 1000/40, not 1000/20. Cucked upload speeds.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.831175 del
done shidding
most of it flushed


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.831176 del
>>831175
Has the smell situation improved?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.831177 del
>>831176
no
she has started opening doors and windows


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.831178 del
>>831174
Can you tell me anything about getting FTTP if my unit only has FTTN? I am trying to get it and I'll likely have to pay for the upgrade myself.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.831179 del
I think part of the problem with really big poos is the stuff above the water line starts to oxidize


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.831180 del
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Mongaro I thought you might like this.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.831181 del
>preventative chemotherapy
Does such a thing even exist?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.831182 del
>>831181
put your balls in the mike for 30 seconds


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.831183 del
having some doritos and hard solo


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.831184 del
>>831148
Probably all rock up an hour early and dont take breaks.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.831185 del
>>831184
A bossman's dream.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.831186 del
garn get some chippies from the local fish and chips place, you neets want anything?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.831188 del
>>831178
> I'll likely have to pay for the upgrade myself.
I would say so


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.831189 del
>>831186
Sum dimmies


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.831191 del
>>831174
I think your upload speed should be better, have you checked on non peak times, I would open a ticket with them as they may not have upgraded your upload speed.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.831192 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.831193 del
What do you even need more upload speed for?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.831194 del
>>831192
>Unfortunately, we can’t upgrade you under this program.
However, you may be able to connect to full fibre over FTTP through another program for strata managed buildings.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.831195 del
>>831098
Ended up watching 28 Days Later. It would be great making shelter out of unused stores in a big urban evironment like London.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.831196 del
60 dead in ISIS attack in Moscow


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.831197 del
>>831196
>ISIS
Ukraine*


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.831198 del
>>831197
>>ISIS
>Ukraine*
IDF*


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.831199 del
Delivered my first el nuro of the day. I would've preferred to have done it before my shower but the arse does what the arse wants.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.831200 del
>>831198
>ISIS
>Ukraine*
>IDF*
BOONGS*


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.831201 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.831203 del
>>831145
I prefer my lattes with tard drool. Makes 'em creamier.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.831204 del
>>831150
What sort of pie?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.831205 del
>>831174
I'm lucky to get ~300kbps download speed.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.831206 del
>>831205
you have a small cable


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.831207 del
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garn play some counter strike neets, you want anything?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.831208 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.831209 del
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felt sexy
might delete later


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.831210 del
>>831209
You're a big guy


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.831211 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.831212 del
>>831210
f-for y-y-you


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.831213 del
>>831193
The NBN originally provided 100/100 plans. They cut it all the way back to 100/20 until the more recent release of these plans. I want everything to be fast.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.831214 del
>>831180
Needs audio.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.831215 del
>>831194
>>831192
>>831178
Strata will need also need to approve of the works.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.831216 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OblL026SvD4 [Embed]


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.831217 del
>>831215
What is a strata?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.831218 del
>>831217
the jews who own the block of flats or whatever


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.831219 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.831220 del
Worried I am aging badly.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.831221 del
The fishing arc is good but we need to see some actual fish


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.831222 del
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I believe it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.831223 del
>>831209
Very /fa/.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.831224 del
>>831207
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and teh girls find me attractive.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.831225 del
>>831209
Handsome fella


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.831226 del
>>831222
Is it linked to the Vaxx?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.831227 del
>>831209
What did Motherbat say?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.831228 del
Was a degenerate. Tugger had veins popping out of her 50 year old arms, the oil smelt like Cheetos and the warm rag afterwards smelt like prawn noodles. Jizzed preemptively then went soft while she tugged.
They're getting progressively worse. Over this unless it's something special.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.831229 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.831230 del
>>831228
We told you not to get vaxxed. Now see what has become of this.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.831231 del
>>831228
Good price?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.831232 del
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I tied my anchor rope.
I will have a chat to her about a better colour bedspread.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.831233 del
>>831227
She wasn't terribly interested. She told me to hang them up and informed me she wasn't the maid.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.831234 del
>>831231
Less than a loss on the pokies


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.831235 del
>>831228
>Jizzed preemptively
The more degenerate it is the more excited you get.

>>831230
kek


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.831236 del
Washed my sheets and hung them out. I can see the cumstains from my window.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.831237 del
>>831232
>a better colour bedspread
Don't ruin the last century time capsule vibe she has going on there.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.831238 del
I am lying on my dressing gown over my bed. Waiting for my sheets to dry. I have another set but they are awful.


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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.831240 del
Crocus City


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.831241 del
Time for a lie down


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.831242 del
>>831209
They look good.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.831243 del
>>831228
>the warm rag afterwards smelt like prawn noodles
Grab me 6 springies next time.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.831244 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.831245 del
I had a nap and got dribble everywhere.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.831246 del
>>831245
you're right about aging badly


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.831247 del
Woke up covered in dribble.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.831248 del
>>831247
Sorry.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.831249 del
>>831247
We told you not to sleep with that other neet.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.831250 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.831251 del
>>831246
What makes you think I made that post?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.831252 del
I've got a wart on my finger. I used the nail clippers to cut off the dead bit. The root of it is still in there. Not sure what to do about it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.831253 del
>>831252
Freexe it!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.831254 del
>>831252
Google or Youtube will have a good remedy.
You probably should sterilise those nail clippers now.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.831255 del
My hands smell odd due to the soap I've been using.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.831256 del
My wedges are almost ready but I don't want them I want a kebab.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.831257 del
>>831255
You will get used to it NEET. It is good you started using soap.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.831258 del
>>831257
It is just a different soap. I prefer the other one and will go back to it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.831259 del
>>831256
Chicken one with garlic sauce please.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.831260 del
Hungry. Not sure if I should eat more though.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.831261 del
>>831247
I've lost weight. That edgy t-shirt I got fits alright now.
Wearing trackies for the first time in months. Comfy


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.831262 del
>>831261
Doing well King.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.831263 del
The fire is crackling now. Late afternoon light bounces around like the convo you and your mates are having. Real Mates!

A can of Bundaberg Campfire & Cola sits ice cold in your cooler just itching to be fished out. This one tastes different, cause it's made different - crafted from our finest aged reserves blended with rum allowed to rest in Bourbon barrels then perfectly mixed with the finest cola.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.831264 del
>>831260
You know you will. You always do.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.831265 del
>>831252
Go to the GP and get them to use the freeze gun thing on it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.831266 del
Going to officeworks wish me luck


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.831267 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.831268 del
>>831266
Goodluck.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.831269 del
>>831266
Good luck. Do not buy any more keyboards.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.831270 del
>>831252
Remove the finger, it's the only way to be sure.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.831271 del
>>831263
Sounds nice.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.831272 del
I have successfully resisted the supermarket urge. They close at 5pm.
KFC drive thru urge still in play for the rest of the night.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.831273 del
>>831272
Zinger burger and large chips thanks.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.831274 del
I can't believe it is already 5pm. I've done nothing and yet today was more productive than usual as I didn't do anything self destructive.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.831275 del
>>831272
All that crap is awful once you actually get it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.831276 del
Occasionally I manage to pull a massive hair out of my ear and I'm always amazed when I do.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.831277 del
i need to do something about my bitch tits
I'm bustier than Ryan at this point.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.831278 del
>>831277
You need to get a bra, it will give you the support you need.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.831279 del
>>831277
>I'm bustier than Ryan at this point.
Not much of an achievement.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.831280 del
Desire to goon again. Why not, its the weekend, cenno lands tonight... Just 16 standoes will be fine


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.831281 del
>>831280
Monk? Yes!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.831282 del
Failed YouTube wagon


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.831283 del
>>831280
Sound logic m8. Back on the Wagon on Monday.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.831284 del
Sparks coming off those chariot wheels.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.831285 del
Day two on the wank wagon.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.831286 del
might see what the neets are up to


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.831287 del
Good evening NEETs

Thursday afternoon I Was dropping off some parts to friend at Maroochydore who lost his license.

He offered me a smoke. He put some meth shards in it without telling me because he is crazy.

Here I am Saturday just woke up. Can’t timber anything. Didn’t eat or sleep the past few days.

Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe people can even take that regularly.

Sick as a dog. There goes my weekend.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.831288 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.831289 del
>>831287
File a police report. Friends don't do that to each other.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.831290 del
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Womboflix will be on in 1 hour neets, with Danger Close (2019). Join us at https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.831291 del
>>831287
How you know it was ice? Sounds like you got ruphied


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.831292 del
>>831287
Is your bum hole sore?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.831293 del
Can't believe that my former hero nuro can't hold his drugs. Absolutely disillusioned. Now I don't believe in anything anymore.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.831294 del
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.831295 del
>>831289
Na. It wasn’t all bad.

>>831291
I know what speed tastes like

>>831292
No but my penis is about to fall off


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.831296 del
>>831107
I dont believe those numbers


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.831297 del
>>831296
Wooden bomb bay doors


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.831298 del
>>831118
was she vaxxed? Its a valid question owing to the turbo cancer phenomenon thats suddenly a thing.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.831299 del
>>831180
tiktoks are gay


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.831300 del
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>>831298
I thought the vax was just to wipe out us proles and important people like the royal family got placebos


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.831301 del
>>831287
nuro put iron filings in a bag of weed he sold me once.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.831302 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.831303 del
>>831250
stonetoss is a bit more subdued since the dude got doxxed.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.831304 del
>>831301
shush, iron filings put hair on your chest


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.831305 del
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>>831304
he put thermite in mine


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.831306 del
>>831287
Hahaha
Suck shit you junkie moron.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.831307 del
>>831221
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMFVL9uQkYM [Embed]


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.831310 del
Might go to Sizzler for lunch tomorrow.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.831311 del
>>831307
Rough old tatted-up skanks.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.831312 del
@Weber

What's a 'coota head'?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.831313 del
>>831312
In what context?
Barracuda head?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.831314 del
The Colonel is calling to me.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.831316 del
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>>831314
What are his orders? A full giant group feast?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.831317 del
>>831316
You need more bepsi for that much feed


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.831318 del
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>>831313
Thought it was that.

>>831315
Was on Google maps earlier scoping out your neck of teh woods.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.831319 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.831320 del
>>831300
nah the VIP's got the original recipie, the proles got the mass produced shite contaminated with DNA. Now everyone gets placebos because they know how bad it is and dont want to kill to many so they can sell you more for different viruses that may or may not exist.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.831321 del
I have started taking 30ml of apple cider vinegar by mouth each day.
It is supposed to be good for your health.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.831322 del
>>831321
how does it help your health?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.831323 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.831324 del
New Alien moofie teaser

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTNMt84KT0k [Embed]


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.831326 del
>>831324
Not clicking on it, it's gonna suck and we all know it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.831327 del
>>831321
You're not supposed to drink it straight.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.831328 del
>>831322
I can't remember. It does something.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.831329 del
Wish Cameron would dig up some unused aliens footage and release yet another extra-director's cut of aliens, I'd watch that.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.831330 del
>it would seem that apple cider vinegar does have some benefits to your health. Studies have shown this storecupboard staple may help to aid weight loss, reduce your calorie intake and even reduce waist size, as well as lowering blood sugar and insulin levels after eating carbohydrates.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.831331 del
>>831323
I suspect the real answer is that israel actually cares about the lives of its citizens and doesn't muslims endanger them no matter how many human rights it has to trample on.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.831332 del
>>831326
One of the producers is a female.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.831333 del
>>831332
Vile, thank you for spoiling that world, although I think we need to wordfilter it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.831334 del
>>831328
Does nothing for your memory it would appear.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.831335 del
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Ready.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.831336 del
>>831287
>friend
Out of all the lies in this post, that's the biggest one.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.831337 del
>>831332
movie tab closed


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.831338 del
>>831337
Too soon.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.831339 del
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Get in here neets, it's Danger Close time! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.831340 del
The Joker tomorrow will be a good moofie of reflection.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.831341 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.831342 del
cruisey needs to take us all to a viet tug place after the movie


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.831343 del
>>831342
The veins will really be popping at the end.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.831344 del
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>>831340
I fear it may have a negative influence on certain neets


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.831345 del
Watching GregO eating a hamburger. It's spilling everywhere in his car. Big bites.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.831346 del
>>831345
He usually puts a towel down.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.831347 del
My nose is pissing blood for some reason


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.831348 del
>>831345
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.831349 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.831350 del
>>831347
Goodbye.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.831351 del
I think the apple cider vinegar has given me indigestion.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.831352 del
I don’t mean to complain but I feel like I have something that’s gone down the wrong hole or got stuck in my guts


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.831353 del
I can still hear the Colonel. The danger has not passed.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.831354 del
>>831352
Clogged?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.831355 del
>>831351
How much did you have?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.831356 del
>>831353
It will be too busy now.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.831357 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.831358 del
>>831356
That's when the Wicked Wings are at their best.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.831359 del
Out of peanut oil


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.831360 del
Almost out of EVOO too.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.831361 del
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>>831353
Danger Close


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.831362 del
Heading to the gym. Hoping for a good session.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.831363 del
Skanks on the train are talking about where to get off. Elizabeth is "too sketchy".


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.831364 del
>>831362
Have a good one bro


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.831365 del
The boongs never needed fancy cooking oils. Just throw the meat in the fire ffs.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.831366 del
>>831362
Lift well.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.831367 del
>>831365
It's all you need.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.831368 del
>>831363
They're right.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.831369 del
>>831365
When all the fur is burnt off you know it is ready.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.831370 del
Bought helldivers 2 because people were saying good things about it. Finished the tutorial and turned it off. Just don’t have any energy for anything new for some reason


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.831371 del
>>831369
Nuro's dick after the meth binge.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.831372 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.831373 del
>>831371
What effect does meth have?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.831374 del
>>831367
>tfw us white devils can't even light a fire without a permit


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.831375 del
>>831373
Caused Nuro to compulsively masturbate for hours on end.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.831376 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.831377 del
>>831375
Kek, maybe he and his friend fucked?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.831378 del
>>831377
Putting out after the first date, what a slut!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.831379 del
>>831376
That’s not nice


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.831380 del
>>831377
We can only hope so.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.831381 del
Thanks for the movie, learnt something new too.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.831382 del
lol, looked at the cast for Danger Close and there's literally 3 asian guys...we must have been seeing them over and over and never realised


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.831383 del
>>831382
I doubt anyone could tell the difference.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.831384 del
>>831382
Are extras mentioned?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.831385 del
>>831382
I realised they all look the same


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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.831387 del
>>831381
It was alright innit
Thanks to ProjectionistNEET for putting it on.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.831388 del
>>831330
>reduce calorie intake


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.831389 del
Had a pint of diet-rite cordial (apple & raspberry flavour)
Goign to bed in a minute


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.831390 del
>>831389
Fishing tomorrow?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.831391 del
Night.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.831392 del
>>831390
nah, got stuff to do


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.831393 del
>>831391
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.831394 del
>>831391
Night fella.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.831395 del
Lots of goths in the city.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.831396 del
>>831395
hot goths?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.831397 del
might have a second pint of cordial


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.831398 del
>>831395
I honestly thought that subculture started dying out in the 2010s


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.831399 del
I filled the cold water jug back up because I am a good boy


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.831400 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.831401 del
>>831398
A group used to sit on the ground around the entrance to Borders bookshop in Rundle Mall in the mid-2000s and it was hard not to kick them in the face on the way into the store.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.831402 del
>>831396
Some of them. Lots of weird looking misfit cunts. I would fit in.
>>831398
I think most of them would be playing dress up for some fringe event or something. Not sure what it is. Goth shit was pretty much dead when I was in high school.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.831403 del
Been thinking of a hot Sunday roast all day. With crispy spuds, peas and gravy.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.831404 del
>>831196
Russia has 11 people in custody including the 4 shooters. I imagine testicles are being electrocuted as I type this.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.831405 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.831406 del
forgot to do any exercise again today


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.831407 del
What I was calling goths were apparently emos. And then they stopped being emos and started calling themselves "scene". They wore tight pants.

I don't leave the house often enough to see any of them any more. This was all many years ago.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.831408 del
>>831402
a shame, I always liked pale girls


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.831409 del
>>831404
imagine the smell


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.831410 del
>>831406
There’s still time to do a 60 Second squat


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.831411 del
>>831407
> emos. And then they stopped being emos and started calling themselves "scene"
That shit was supposed to have died in 2010s as well. I have no idea what current fashion is.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.831412 del
FRM was a scene kid.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.831413 del
>>831357
Are you washing it down with a suitably large volume of water? If not, you’re probably burning a hole in your guts


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.831414 del
>>831411
>>831407
Scene girls were so hot. Sad they died out.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.831415 del
>>831413
I drank it like a shot of booze.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.831416 del
Need a headlamp for drunken night fishing
Need money for said headlamp
Need DSP...


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.831417 del
>>831416
Apply for DSP.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.831418 del
>>831415
That’s fine, but I’d have a tall glass of water just prior or after


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.831419 del
>>831416
>drunken night fishing
The cod hole?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.831420 del
you can actually still work part time on the dsp, so long as you don't earn too much


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.831421 del
>>831419
you have no idea how big his worm is


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.831422 del
>>831419
Your arsehole!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.831423 del
>>831422
many worms have been in it


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.831424 del
I think KFC is still open.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.831425 del
The cock hole


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.831426 del
The PM's Daughter is on


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.831427 del
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>>831424
go find yourself a fat goth gf


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.831428 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.831429 del
think it's time to sleep


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.831430 del
>>831429
Good night.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.831431 del
>>831429
Night, fella.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.831432 del
Is anyone here an expert on what's really been going on with the royal family for these past few centuries? This seems like something nuro might know about


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.831433 del
He is still recovering from being date raped.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.831434 del
shit forgot to turn my screen night light on, no wonder I wasn't sleepy


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.831435 del
Poor nuro, he tells us these things expecting to be goaded, then can't hack it when he gets goaded.
This place isn't good for him


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.831436 del
>>831287
would meth even melt down properly in a cig?
I remember seeing videos of people smoking meth and they have to hold the lighter to glass barbie for quite a while to melt it down


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.831437 del
reckon monk's getting an $80 uber to go visit a cocaine dealer?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.831438 del
>>831436
It's like sugar, heat it in a pan and it turns to liquid, but throw sugar on a fire and it just burns due to direct contact with the flame.
Meth users don't put meth in cigarettes unless they're trying to spike someone. Serious note that's why I ask how he knew it was meth, could have been anything


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.831439 del
>>831438
could have been a sprinkle of blend 43


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.831440 del
Nuro might have been wanting to tell us he did meth without admitting he did it voluntarily. So he invented the "my cigarette was spiked" story.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.831441 del
sticky poos, needed huge amounts of toilet paper


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.831442 del
>>831440
hiding it doesn't sound like our boy, who doesn't hesitate to take whatever pills he finds in public toilets


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.831443 del
>>831440
Distinct possibility, but then where'd he get shard? More or less the same issue.
I lost three of my niggers to ice, fate worse than death. Don't wish that on anyone.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.831444 del
>>831441
You need to hop straight into the shower in those situations.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.831445 del
>>831440
"I have friends" story*


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.831446 del
>>831437
Monk gets his dopamine from twitter now. He doesn't need any drugs.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.831447 del
>>831445
Someone was sitting across the table from him when he had the steak meal the other day.
I think he was lying about when the photo was taken, but the person in it was real.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.831448 del
>>831443
would a shardtard even want to waste a hit on spiking someone?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.831449 del
>>831443
>I lost three of my niggers to ice
what is life like for them now?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.831450 del
I wonder if my laptop can play Hogwarts Legacy?
Probably not it doesn't even have a dedicated graphics card.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.831451 del
>>831447
That was most likely a relative as the only other person he's posted pics with from that place (Coolum Beach Hotel) has been his father.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.831453 del
But that website reckoned my craptop couldn't play Far Cry 2 even with a dedicated GPU, yet it can with no issues.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.831454 del
>>831453
Yeah I have found the "minimum specs" are actually not minimal enough a lot of the time. You can get away with less.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.831455 del
Has anyone watched X-Men '97?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.831456 del
>>831448
Dealers offer commission for bringing in new users, first time users usually have personal savings and junkies don't.
>>831449
If I ever ended up like that I'd want someone to shoot me.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.831457 del
Won $24.85 on the lotto.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.831458 del
Researching the laws around removing car seats. I could sleep comfortably in this hatchback by simply removing the front passenger side back rest part of the seat.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.831459 del
>>831458
I hope it won't come to that for you NEET.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.831460 del
>>831458
Check out Steve Wallis' videos, he sleeps in cars occasionally.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.831461 del
Good night NEETs.
Going to read some more Dune in bed before sleep.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.831462 del
In an $89 Uber 🙁


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.831463 del
The driver is farting
Pajeet farts


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.831464 del
Good mording. Sunday mording.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.831465 del
>>831462
Monk? No!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.831466 del
>>831464
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.831467 del
>>831461
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.831468 del
>>831457
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.831469 del
Out of the twitter space and onto the board. Chariot riding


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.831470 del
>>831443
>I lost three of my niggers to ice
WealthyNEET.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.831471 del
>>831405
I wonder if that sold. For two years they were trying to sell it.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.831472 del
>>831471
Who wouldn't want a car that took Ferrari's legendary unreliability and made it impossible to maneuver and a death trap for anybody sitting in the back.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.831473 del
morning bros


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.831474 del
>>831405
I bet this is why monk's uber cost $88


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.831475 del
>>831473
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.831476 del
gonna try and switch away from sausages for breakfast to museli


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.831477 del
>>831476
I am just having two piss of toast because we will go out for lunch later


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.831478 del
she burned the toast


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.831479 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.831480 del
>>831479
I made her make some more.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.831481 del
how come it is easy to be alpha chad with your mummybot but not with other frontholes?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.831482 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.831483 del
>>831481
Just take the bussy pill instead.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.831484 del
>>831420
It's not the wage you get that matters but the hours.
My quota thing was 15 a fortnight, if I went over it'd cut into the dsp.
Pretty weird, I think it means I could work 10 hrs a fortnight, even if I charged $100 ph.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.831485 del
>>831484
That might go well with a part time online coding job or something similar, where you could claim you only really did 10 hours a week.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.831486 del
>>831428
Where is this?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.831487 del
>>831456
>commission
Can you get it if you don't use?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.831488 del
>>831462
That's like 3 days worth of dole pay.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.831489 del
>>831438
He probably just made it all up like the hospital overdose story.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.831490 del
Rewatching the siege of Tyre by Alexander again.
Makes me hard.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.831491 del
>>831490
>Siege of Tyre
$1400


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.831492 del
>>831485
It might be different now. Iirc if I went over they would take 50c in the dollar for every hour over.
I think.. I never had consistent work when on dsp, and bosslady paid cash.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.831493 del
>>831491
Lol, almost spat coffee


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.831494 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.831495 del


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.831496 del
>>831494
Handsome fella and fellas on the wall too.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.831497 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.831498 del
>>831496
I zoom in on his face and look for dismal sparks of light still in his eyes, but it's not there.
A satire of a satire. The schtick was once off 'parody of an egirl', now the joke is lost and the character has taken root.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.831499 del
A few years ago he found meth in a car park or somewhere and he smoked it on NYE. He has enough experience he could identify it. I'd actually trust him on this.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.831500 del
>>831498
>but it's not there.
How can we get it there again?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.831501 del
>>831499
Can we trust him to deliver that el Nuro?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.831502 del
>>831499
Why is my life never this based?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.831503 del
>>831500
She needs a night with Davo and Weber


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.831504 del
>>831497
Mila Amour.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.831505 del
>>831504
Don't what me, boy, I'm your father!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.831506 del
>>831501
He'll deliver a big el nuro when is no longer clogged up.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.831507 del
>>831506
One day when he's out on one of his rides, IGA should sneak into the workshop and put a camera in the toilet ceiling and do a poo in the toilet but not flush it. The reaction video would be hilarious.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.831508 del
>>831499
I had a methhead mate once, he brought a sandwich bag of various pills around once and said it was pseudoephedrum (however it's spelled).
When they're craving it, it all looks like it.
This guy was a decades long user and would have been around cooks.
It was random pills, likely the med cabinet from a home invasion.


NEET Admin 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.831509 del
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NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.831510 del
>>831500
I'd like to see a photo of him and the husband prior to e-thotery.
Cameras take your soul.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.831511 del
>>831510
I want to see their home videos too


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.831512 del
>>831511
I bet the cats got no attention and the house stunk of them.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.831513 del
>>831512
You are confusing her with Bonbichonkers


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.831514 del
>>831513
They're all the same. Dopey needy entitled bitches that never had male role models but know mum could get fines dropped if they acted like a defenseless docile oblivious whore.
Resentful of their own need for approval but addicted to attention and not willing to commit.
Unless it's to some cheesecake lapdog cunt.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.831515 del
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I can't believe they don't think Urethra Franklin <GayNiggerFromOuterSpace69@proton.me> is a boner fido member.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.831516 del
>>831514
This isn't a good Sunday morning mood, NEET.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.831517 del
>>831515
Discrimination against Joslin must end!


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.831518 del
>>831515
Who else would it be?
They know.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.831519 del
>>831518
Nobody said anything at the bowls, although the outgoing president called me a "smiling assassin" at one point when I did a good bowl.
I did realise afterward that none of the boomers can even send a normal email successfully, let alone send an anonymous one that bounced all subsequent replies to that address.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.831520 del
>>831519
>outgoing president called me a "smiling assassin"
I hope you gave them a cheeky wink.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.831521 del
Hungry, but also can’t be fucked cooking anything.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.831522 del
It's okay to be hungry.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.831523 del
Want to drink just because I'm bored.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.831524 del
>>831522
That's exactly what a NEET would say if they weren't hungry.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.831525 del
>>831523
Plenty of water in the tap.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.831526 del
Third coffee, second el nuro about to be delivered.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.831527 del
Messy messy messy. My hand went pretty deep into my arse at one point. Fucking gross as.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.831528 del
>>831527
>My hand went pretty deep into my arse at one point
It vanished.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.831529 del
>>831519
You should propose the next club event include an afternoon of learning about the internet and email which you will be quite happy to act as the teacher/mentor to the group.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.831530 del
fucking woed today, food is my only solace


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.831531 del
>>831530
You need to balance your diet, neet.


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:20 [Preview] No.831532 del
>>831531
next time I have an ice cream sundae, get a cherry on top?


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.831533 del
Tonight on womboflix will be Joker (2019), with Joaquin Phoenix and Robert De Niro. "Arthur Fleck, a party clown, leads an impoverished life with his ailing mother. However, when society shuns him and brands him as a freak, he decides to embrace the life of crime and chaos.". Rated R for some reason. 7pm AEDT.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAGVQLHvwOY [Embed]


NEET 03/23/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.831534 del
>tfw aging badly


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.831535 del
Don't all post at once, aye.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.831536 del
Vile smell in house, cannot find source.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.831537 del
I don't think there's any point in posting anymore, just gonna lie around watching stupid youtube videos all day


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.831538 del
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>>831536
tehehe, who's going to tell him.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.831539 del
>>831536
If you can't find the source of the smell, you must be the source.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.831540 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.831541 del
Had a shower. Going to go shopping later.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.831542 del
can't tell if my lymph nodes are swollen or i just have too much neck fat


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.831543 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.831544 del
>>831540
The skank yacht.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.831545 del
iodine deficiency could also explain my sleep problems. Woe


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.831546 del
>>831544
It was a long way out, thats all the way zoomed in.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.831547 del
Go get a lymph drain tug.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.831548 del
>>831545
Try melatonin


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.831549 del
>>831547
Imagine the mess


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.831550 del
>>831549
I've seen it advertised, pretty sure it's a bum prod.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.831551 del
>>831491
Well bantered.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.831552 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.831553 del
no energy to wank. This is the end


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.831554 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.831555 del
>>831552
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.831556 del
gonna have some afternoon coffee, because I don't care about life anymore


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.831557 del
>>831556
We need a JUST coffee.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.831558 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.831559 del
>>831558
Thanks, kek.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.831560 del
Did they NEET keep playing Vintage Story? I am currently in the winter season.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.831561 del
still no energy to wank


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.831562 del
>>831560
No I haven't been back to it. Should I?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.831563 del
>>831561
You need NDIS funding so you can get someone to do it for you.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.831564 del
>>831562
Just wondering. I am still pottering around in the game.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.831565 del
Went out. Had fish and chips. Came back.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.831566 del
>>831565
cheap chips?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.831567 del
>>831566
$16.50 for a butter fish fillet, crab stick, crumbed prawn, crumbed scallop, a few calamari rings and chips, and a couple tartare sauces.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.831568 del
Listening to James Taylor and thinking about Monk.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.831569 del
I'LL COME RUNNING


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.831570 del
$89 for an uber when he has his own chariot just sitting there.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.831571 del
>>831567
Many chips?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.831572 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.831573 del
>>831570
Pajeet drives the chariot.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.831574 del
Listening to the Four Seasons now. Picturing Possum's playhouse.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.831575 del
RIP
>Queensland Police said the man failed to resurface after he jumped into the water off a bridge at Noosa Parade.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/police-divers-have-recovered-the-body-of-a-man-who-jumped-from-popular-bridge/news-story/80c72b734dcd35c2da1606c9616b50a5


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.831576 del
Back from running errands and lunch and a drive.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.831577 del
Thinking about that moofie from yesterday
I wanna kill gooks so fucking bad. Billions of them. The women and children too. I want to collect their ears and whatnot. Why does every movie like that include some gay cunt that lets “innocent” enemy fighters run away unharmed?
Total gook death. Smell of napalm. SLRs in the morning. Snail on a razor blade. Conscript me


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.831578 del
>>831538
>>831539
The smell was (rat)corpse
It died a horrific death in the oven, I should have gassed it


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.831579 del
Bought a new Philips shaver at Big W. Disappointed to find it didn't come with a cleaning brush or a travel pouch.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.831580 del
>>831576
Welcome back.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.831581 del
>>831578
>It died a horrific death in the oven,
Vile, you can never use that again.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.831582 del
>>831580
Thank you, NEET.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.831583 del
>>831577
>I want to collect their ears
They would make a nice necklace.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.831584 del
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KILL


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.831585 del
On the balter cervezas again


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.831586 del
>>831579
My depiller came with a cleaning brush which is nice.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.831587 del
Real niggers who aint got no feelins


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.831588 del
>>831585
you need to get on the balti curry


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.831589 del
>>831577
What about nip qts?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.831590 del
>>831589
He wants to murder Cindy Starfall :(


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.831592 del
gaped and raped


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.831593 del
>>831592
Happens to the best of us.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.831594 del
cruisey said he would gape my arse and shit in it once


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.831595 del
weber is too uptight to offer such a service to anyone but possum


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.831596 del
Do you remember how we used to post on /leftypol/ with that story about the boong and the onion enema? I think that might've been back on 8chan?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.831598 del
How's that Spinbike going?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.831599 del
Going to drive drunk to bottle-OH!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.831600 del
Not drinking tonight.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.831601 del
>>831599
Packet of cheese twisties thanks.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.831602 del
>>831598
Untouched in months is my guess.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.831603 del
>>831600
I only had two lights lastnight.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.831604 del
Back on the Spy X Family again.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.831605 del
>>831599
Disgraceful.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.831606 del
>>831598
In the carport waiting for the next hard rubbish collection. Right next to the bread maker.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.831607 del
>>831604
>Spy X Family
How do you say that? Do you pronounce the x?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.831608 del
>>831607
Nah, just "Spy Family" usually.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.831609 del
>>831608
So the X is silent.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.831610 del
>>831609
I prefer the term undercover.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.831611 del
>>831605
A good prison stint would do monk some good to straighten him out.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.831612 del
>>831611
LOL be funny if he got to share his cell with a tranny.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.831613 del
>>831606
The bread maker has been in use.
I got the sourdough bread box but they weren't very good.
I made two and two are left.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.831614 del
>>831612
He wouldn't ever want to leave.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.831615 del
>>831613
>The bread maker has been in use.
That is good to hear.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.831616 del
Falling asleep. I can sleep a solid 8-9 hours but I always need a nap during the day.
I've become a ElderlyNEET.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.831617 del
>>831616
You might be a sleep apnea NEET.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.831619 del
>>831617
I'm not fat.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.831620 del
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GET TO THAT CHOPPAH NEETS!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.831621 del
RUBBER PANTS


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.831622 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.831623 del
HE'S SO SWEET WITH HIS GET BACK STARE


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.831625 del
Weber threatened to use my arse as a tear-and-share after I accidentally spilt goon on his lap at a council meeting once.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.831626 del
>>831616
You will need to buy a cardigan.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.831628 del
I'm never going to retire because I've never started working.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.831629 del
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mummy


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.831630 del
Used her foot bath thing to have a wet shave.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.831631 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.831632 del
>>831631
It's just a square plastic tub thing


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.831633 del
better than clogging the drain with 8 or 9 weeks worth of hair


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.831634 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.831635 del
==FArTING WAPSCALLION!!=


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.831636 del
WOBBLY WOMBO


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.831637 del
TURGID POSSUM COCK



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